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Speaker 1: So we both just got back from Mexico. We didn't
Speaker 1: go together. I went before you. You went there right
Speaker 1: as we left. She went with her other friends. No,
Speaker 1: I was just there with my husband. But then my
Speaker 1: husband found a friend there and we every day we're
Speaker 1: with them at the pool. It was fine, but it
Speaker 1: actually okay. There's so many things to say. Two of
Speaker 1: them are I love, Like when you walk around where
Speaker 1: you're staying and everybody's like olah, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I think I'm bilingual, because that's the only
Speaker 1: one I think. I say, I'm like Ola, and they're like, uh,
Speaker 1: like whatever, how are you? And I'm like como stas Ola,
Speaker 1: like I'm like Mooydian own Voco like and then it's
Speaker 1: like that's it, That's all I got, you know, like
Speaker 1: Don Julio Blanco Soda Lineman. You know. Then that's where
Speaker 1: it ends. The other thing is, I'm so happy that
Speaker 1: we did actually have somebody that we knew here from
Speaker 1: California staying at the same resort, was at the pool
Speaker 1: every day, because I do find as a couple when
Speaker 1: you go alone, there's only so much you can talk
Speaker 1: about on trips together, you know, So it really helped
Speaker 1: break up the vaca when there's somebody out there at
Speaker 1: the pool. I have a few things here. Let me
Speaker 1: just move my just move my mic closer because my
Speaker 1: hands are full of lotion because I'm already peeling from
Speaker 1: my trip to Mexico. I was there for three days,
Speaker 1: and let's just say I didn't use any SPF, which
Speaker 1: is so counterintuitive because I spend up fucking shipload on
Speaker 1: lasers to get rid of all these lines and then
Speaker 1: I just go right back out there and I throw
Speaker 1: myself into the sun. So it's I'm a massochist. This
Speaker 1: is like who I am? I pay for all these
Speaker 1: services and then yeah, here I am. Yes, we didn't
Speaker 1: go to Mexico together. It was actually very I haven't
Speaker 1: talked to you, and I haven't actually talked to you
Speaker 1: on the phone in three days, and this is very upsetting.
Speaker 1: I tried calling you when I got back, and I
Speaker 1: forgot you had left to go there, and then it
Speaker 1: started like doing you know, the international ring, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, ship, she's gone, which I normally would
Speaker 1: have answered, but of course we're both trying to be
Speaker 1: pleasant with our husband's that said, going back to your
Speaker 1: point about being on vacation with our husband, I love Kyle,
Speaker 1: but I've got like, um and I actually I I
Speaker 1: mean I've been with Kyle for like five minutes, so
Speaker 1: we haven't been on a lot of vacations together. Wait,
Speaker 1: is this your first vacation together. No, it's not our
Speaker 1: first vacation together, but it it's well, I mean it's
Speaker 1: basically like we've been dating for six months. So any
Speaker 1: normal couple or any normal person that would have been married,
Speaker 1: like has all these vacations to their name. We don't.
Speaker 1: This is maybe like the third So I'm good on
Speaker 1: vacation with him. But the thing is, it's like, after
Speaker 1: a while, like when you're with your husband, it's like okay,
Speaker 1: like we've had sex enough times and like we've talked enough,
Speaker 1: Like what else are we supposed to do? Like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to just stare across the table at like
Speaker 1: candlelight dinner and be like you're so great, Like I
Speaker 1: told you you're so great yesterday and the day before.
Speaker 1: So I'm like looking around. So I'm so glad that
Speaker 1: you had friends. And this is exactly why we have
Speaker 1: yet to go on a honeymoon. So while we were
Speaker 1: on this vacation, we talked about our honeymoon that we're
Speaker 1: supposed to go on, and he's like, all right, we'll
Speaker 1: do ten days. And I was like, that's so much
Speaker 1: time together. Oh, it's a lot of time. There's no chance.
Speaker 1: And so I'm already strategizing how I can get people
Speaker 1: to meet me, you included, but you'll be very busy
Speaker 1: with your friends to meet me in Italy. To break
Speaker 1: it up. You can't do ten day, it's too hard.
Speaker 1: We did that on our honeymoon. So we took our
Speaker 1: honeymoon with another couple Matt and Sam, who you know,
Speaker 1: and we met them in Greece, and then Jared and
Speaker 1: I went to London, Spain after by ourselves, and it
Speaker 1: was fine and London as well, which was all great,
Speaker 1: but then it's like we ended up coming home early. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, there was like stuffering on terrorism happening,
Speaker 1: which I'm glad we did because what Barcelona was a
Speaker 1: whole scene after we left. But anyways, yeah, it is
Speaker 1: and I know my husband would say the same thing.
Speaker 1: It is so hard when you wake up in the morning,
Speaker 1: you get breakfast together, and I don't want to make
Speaker 1: conversations with other people at the resort. But I feel
Speaker 1: like by day two, you're like looking around at other
Speaker 1: tables and if somebody says something about the giants, Oh,
Speaker 1: the giants, like the New Yorker San Francisco, What do
Speaker 1: you mean we story from New Yorker San Francisco. It's
Speaker 1: like I'm begging for some other interaction, you know. Not
Speaker 1: to mention the fact that Kyle cannot Okay, I should
Speaker 1: also set up that this echo is because I'm at
Speaker 1: our good friend and colleague Jay Glazer's house. I got
Speaker 1: off a plane from Mexico last night and then I
Speaker 1: turned around and came to his new spot in Arizonic
Speaker 1: because I'm helping him decorate it. And let's just say
Speaker 1: Fox Football Daily is making an appearance over there. So
Speaker 1: I apologize to the to the listeners for this echo.
Speaker 1: But Kyle also gets really annoyed that I want to
Speaker 1: talk to everyone. Like the waiter comes up and he's like,
Speaker 1: my name Josie, and I've been taking care of you.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, jose like are you from here? Like
Speaker 1: how long have you been working here? Do you have children?
Speaker 1: And Kyles like Jesus like you want to ask everyone
Speaker 1: else a hundred questions, but not me. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: already know the answers to your questions. I find this
Speaker 1: way more interesting. So yeah, I don't think it's a
Speaker 1: bad thing. I'm into the joint honeymoon. Um, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna need to look into anyone. Does anybody want to
Speaker 1: go to Italy sometime in August? That would be great? Okay,
Speaker 1: thanks to do Um, but where did you go to Cabo?
Speaker 1: Did you go to any fun dinners? Anywhere? We were
Speaker 1: in can't like, which I actually hate saying can'coon because
Speaker 1: then it makes me feel because I don't listen. Okay,
Speaker 1: uh no, you listened. Um, you were just in that
Speaker 1: general vicinity which made you think of it. I was
Speaker 1: on the other side, um, and we went to this
Speaker 1: gorgeous resort um called in Zook, which is like wonderful. No,
Speaker 1: it's not an ad. I wish it was beautiful, but
Speaker 1: like very quiet. Like I'm like looking around for a
Speaker 1: little like one three tequila floor. There was nothing. It
Speaker 1: was like spaw music at every bar. And I was
Speaker 1: like at one point I was like, hey, Kyle, like,
Speaker 1: do you want to like go into town? I mean,
Speaker 1: I I miss those days in town and like a
Speaker 1: fluorescent wristband, you know, there's still times sure, or a
Speaker 1: stamp on your hand? Um, did they still do those? No? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ours again. We had a really fun couple that was
Speaker 1: there with their two kids that my husband had known
Speaker 1: from her previous life. So, I mean, and he was
Speaker 1: just like, you would love this guy. It was like tequila, tequila, tequila.
Speaker 1: And then he's like, and we'll take a Pacifico with that,
Speaker 1: and I was like, no, I just got to tequila.
Speaker 1: And he goes, well, no, the Pacifico's your water. And
Speaker 1: so it was like where it's like the first and
Speaker 1: second night we were there, like Jared's hammered. I didn't know.
Speaker 1: He wasn't he was fine. Everybody was fine, but like, honestly,
Speaker 1: by nine o'clock, you're ready for a siesta, you know what?
Speaker 1: I mean, because you've been doing it all day long
Speaker 1: with like the blazing sun, which let's go back to that,
Speaker 1: because we're old enough to admit this. I'm okay with
Speaker 1: going to bed at nine o'clock on vacation. I'm all
Speaker 1: about a day drinking situation. I want to hit. This
Speaker 1: is amateur hour two. I don't even like pina coladas,
Speaker 1: but I order a pina colada when I get to
Speaker 1: a resorts I feel like I should, and it's basically
Speaker 1: like a fucking frappuccino. Okay, it's like it's just all sugar.
Speaker 1: But then it's game on in the afternoon, and I'm good.
Speaker 1: If I'm in bed at nine, you're basically like drinking
Speaker 1: in your headache that you're going to wake up with
Speaker 1: the next day. Or then if you do like the
Speaker 1: Miami vice where you have to do to dakiris and
Speaker 1: double the headaches. Yeah, all good, of course, double the pleasure,
Speaker 1: double your fun. Huh. Yeah, sus I've missed you. I've
Speaker 1: talked to you. But you had a good time, really
Speaker 1: really good time. It was uneventful. I was good with
Speaker 1: the SPF Jared. It looks like he's, you know, from
Speaker 1: another country. He has a glorious tan, like he's from Hawaii,
Speaker 1: not that that's another country that you got it. Um, well,
Speaker 1: it depends. He's just I also, I have a flag
Speaker 1: in my house that has forty eight states. Hawaii came later,
Speaker 1: you know it's not it's not our fault. Hawaiian, Alaska
Speaker 1: came later. Depends on what flag you're looking at. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna keep lubricating traveling people. They are ready to
Speaker 1: get somewhere. Amateur Hour at its finest, it's like everyone's
Speaker 1: on spring break. They're going real goofy. In the airport,
Speaker 1: it's like, and there's also on our flight out there
Speaker 1: because we came Did we come from New York? Now
Speaker 1: we came from l A. No, we came from New
Speaker 1: York and then flew back to l A. It was
Speaker 1: six am, and people were like just ready to get
Speaker 1: in the mix because they've just been in a hamster
Speaker 1: in a cage for the last year and a half.
Speaker 1: So it's actually quite enjoyable to watch. Let me ask
Speaker 1: you really quick, what kind of customs person is your
Speaker 1: husband and what kind of customs person are you? I
Speaker 1: have married somebody who is from another country Canada, who
Speaker 1: knows customs very well. But he also flew private his
Speaker 1: entire career, so customs came and met them at the
Speaker 1: private airport. They didn't have to deal with the lines.
Speaker 1: But when he would go home to Canada during the seasons,
Speaker 1: he would have it all mapped out. My husband is
Speaker 1: not the person that takes the escalator to customs. He's
Speaker 1: like running up and it's not even running, it's doing
Speaker 1: the skip every other step. And I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: got my backpack on, I've got my hat. He's like,
Speaker 1: come on, babe, moving or lose it? Like we gotta is,
Speaker 1: you know, moving or losing He's like looking at the
Speaker 1: people on the escalator, going they're lazy. They're lazy. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, well they have kids, asshole. We don't like,
Speaker 1: they're not lazy. They're just riding, running full sprint and
Speaker 1: then to the next escalator. And then you're not you're
Speaker 1: passing that. You're running up and then even going down
Speaker 1: the stairs, we're running down the stairs. That's chair to
Speaker 1: think it's not going to get in the country if
Speaker 1: he doesn't run. What's the reason to run? Beating everyone
Speaker 1: to the customs line? And then when you when your
Speaker 1: line branches off into different ones. It's like which one's faster,
Speaker 1: which one's faster, which one you take it. It's like
Speaker 1: goddamn fast pass for Space Mountain. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what you don't need that you
Speaker 1: actually get the v I P service on the dickhead.
Speaker 1: That's it, that's in the commoner's line. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you this. It's such a great point that you brought
Speaker 1: this up because Kyle is the guy that has t
Speaker 1: S A pre check because I'm too goddamn lazy to
Speaker 1: go get that interview to get the t S A preacheck.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that in a second. I know Jared
Speaker 1: will get there okay, moving or lose it. And so
Speaker 1: I'm the one that when we get to the airport
Speaker 1: when they're like, oh are you t S A preach
Speaker 1: it's like a total indictment of like I am a
Speaker 1: second class citizen or something that it's like, Oh, she's
Speaker 1: not pre check. She's not she's not pre check. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: like what happened to a band of brothers here? I
Speaker 1: thought we were a team. Okay. He's quick to separate
Speaker 1: and he's basically like bragging on the other side that
Speaker 1: he didn't have to take his shoes off as I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there lacing up the old sneakers. How does it
Speaker 1: feel to take your laptop out? Exactly god fucking amateur
Speaker 1: hour from me, And I'm like, okay, we get it.
Speaker 1: I'm not pre check. So then I felt real special
Speaker 1: that I travel more internationally than he does, obviously. And
Speaker 1: so we go there and he forgets to fill out
Speaker 1: the right section of the little car that you have
Speaker 1: to do, but he acted like he knew what was up.
Speaker 1: And so we got there and the woman's like, nope,
Speaker 1: wrong section, and I go, oh, really, t s a
Speaker 1: prea check talk or huh international no idea. So I
Speaker 1: felt very good about that. I can named airport, I
Speaker 1: can I can do any airport lines outside the terminal.
Speaker 1: Don't bother me. I know a way to get through.
Speaker 1: I'm good here. But I'll tell you what gives me
Speaker 1: a massive panic attack is dealing with these passports and
Speaker 1: the papers and what paper am I supposed to have out.
Speaker 1: I can't handle that. I actually no, I I can't
Speaker 1: handle it. I I feel like such a dumb American
Speaker 1: at that we get to the you know, airport and
Speaker 1: it's like, you need this paper. I'm like, oh god,
Speaker 1: Jared's like, I got it. It's right over here. I'm
Speaker 1: good on the paper. I can handle. It's just that
Speaker 1: T s a pre check. I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: inter my white linen and you can see more of
Speaker 1: this white linen on our Calm Down podcast. I g hello,
Speaker 1: sway um, great content. I was very proud of the
Speaker 1: content I found the other night of the person that
Speaker 1: I should fail on the ice. I was so excited.
Speaker 1: And we love Scott who helps us with our Instagram
Speaker 1: and basically puts it together. And he goes, is this
Speaker 1: too mean? I said, mean, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: It was talking about how you cannot wear I heal
Speaker 1: on the ice and look what happens when you do.
Speaker 1: And what I'm going to say to that sweet girl,
Speaker 1: whoever it is, if she wants to get mad at us,
Speaker 1: she worked on the ice crew, then she should have
Speaker 1: known better than she should have known better I have.
Speaker 1: You know what, then I'm not gonna feel sorry for
Speaker 1: you. You You knew what was happening. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: then you can come over instead at our table. We'll
Speaker 1: talk to you about when people are mean to you,
Speaker 1: how you can handle it? Okay? But she knew better,
Speaker 1: just like you know better with the paperwork, and I
Speaker 1: know better with t s. A pre checks here folks,
Speaker 1: including that j Glazer needs a light in this joy
Speaker 1: because it's very dark over here. And I don't mean
Speaker 1: my skin tone I'm feeling. Look at that. Do you
Speaker 1: think it's an echo in his house? So he can
Speaker 1: hear himself clearly? Hey, Jay, are you there? I couldn't
Speaker 1: find him. Um, all right, Well I've missed you terribly, Aaron.
Speaker 1: You and I have so many more travel stories. My
Speaker 1: husband fully fucking unpacked the drawers you got mad at,
Speaker 1: But I now do it too. I do it too.
Speaker 1: But but by the way, we already the door hasn't
Speaker 1: even closed in the hotel room, and he goes just
Speaker 1: took the top two drawards, babe, and like the door
Speaker 1: doesn't even close on this ship. I have so many
Speaker 1: We will tell you more of them coming up right
Speaker 1: after the break. You're listening to Calm Down podcasts. Okay,
Speaker 1: so everyone is back to traveling. This is an exciting time.
Speaker 1: We're all baxed and waxed or whatever the situation is.
Speaker 1: And so traveling now post COVID comes with its own
Speaker 1: like whatever sort of nuances and different things. But traveling
Speaker 1: with husbands, you and I singular hid friends or boyfriends
Speaker 1: or or whatever the case. Maybe even girlfriends. Whoever, if
Speaker 1: you travel with anyone other than yourself, Yeah, okay, so Aaron,
Speaker 1: when you travel with Jared, is Jared someone that when
Speaker 1: you get into a hotel room, is he unpa acting
Speaker 1: the suitcase right away? Is he waiting? Like what's happening
Speaker 1: with the suitcase? Start from the beginning. Forget that the
Speaker 1: beginning consists of the getting to the airport. Because we
Speaker 1: have a little thing in our relationship. I travel for
Speaker 1: a living. I I can map out any situation. I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys, we literally our game will end, and we
Speaker 1: are twenty five minutes away from the airport and they
Speaker 1: are boarding, you know, right then and there. When we
Speaker 1: get in the car, I can get myself out of
Speaker 1: any situation in the airport. I mean they've shut the
Speaker 1: door and we are still going through T. S A
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to hold it for my crew. Like,
Speaker 1: I can deal with that, Okay. I don't need to
Speaker 1: be at the airport three fucking hours before the flight.
Speaker 1: The problem is my husband flew private throughout his entire
Speaker 1: NHL career, so he doesn't know how to deal with
Speaker 1: the anxiety and the time at the airport. I don't
Speaker 1: want to sit there for three hours after we've checked in.
Speaker 1: I don't want to sit at a bar. I don't
Speaker 1: want to sit there. I want to be home. So
Speaker 1: that is our first fight. Like Jared has the mentality
Speaker 1: the night before he would like to put the luggage outside,
Speaker 1: and and he's already checked in on the car service
Speaker 1: twelve times. He's at my back's not even packed within
Speaker 1: the hour of leaving. So that happens. So getting to
Speaker 1: the airport is a whole different thing. So I'm already
Speaker 1: drunk at the airport. If I'm going to deal with
Speaker 1: this right then when we get to the hotel, I've
Speaker 1: actually picked this up from him. He the roses suitcase open,
Speaker 1: it's abouts open, and stuff right away is hung up.
Speaker 1: A guy not only he he packs the hangar so
Speaker 1: that the clothes are already hung up. He packs the hangars,
Speaker 1: they're already hung up, and he puts him right hang
Speaker 1: on a minute. Then he puts him in the drawers.
Speaker 1: And this guy is done in five minutes, five minutes,
Speaker 1: bathing suit on, kicked up on the bed ready. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go to the pool. Just let me
Speaker 1: know when you're ready. I haven't even opened my bag yet.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm sorry, what, I just went to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Hey? Hey, which side of
Speaker 1: bed do you want? But what? What? We just got
Speaker 1: off the flight. I haven't washed my hands yet. So
Speaker 1: that's that's my beginning. What how does your start? It's
Speaker 1: so good. I can visualize all of this too. By
Speaker 1: the way, the only thing more is that if you like,
Speaker 1: brought a framed picture of you guys from home and
Speaker 1: he puts it on the night stand, He's like, we're here, Um, okay.
Speaker 1: Kyle is very much like Jared in that the second
Speaker 1: we get in the door of the hotel room, he
Speaker 1: has unpacked the hangar as a whole different level. So we'll, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll have to talk to Jared about that offline. But
Speaker 1: he is again, the door hasn't even shut yet, and
Speaker 1: I'm and he goes, I just took the top true, George, baby,
Speaker 1: you can have the bottom three, no problem. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: okay again, like I'm not even in the room yet,
Speaker 1: calm down. In fact, I want to go This is
Speaker 1: what I want to do. I don't even want to
Speaker 1: bring the fucking bags up to the room. I want
Speaker 1: to pay for the service to have the bellman bring
Speaker 1: the bags up to the room. And I want to
Speaker 1: go to the bar and I want to have a
Speaker 1: cocktail and I want to take in the surroundings that
Speaker 1: I've just traveled twelve hours. You can get to okay,
Speaker 1: I don't want to check in. I want to pay
Speaker 1: for all the things you If someone's like, hey, we'll
Speaker 1: brush your teeth for you, I want to pay for
Speaker 1: that service. Because why do I want to do anything
Speaker 1: I don't have to do right now? So whatever, Kyle's
Speaker 1: already unpacked before I even And by the way, he's
Speaker 1: also the first person by the time we get home
Speaker 1: from the vacation, he's already starting laundry. It's already. It's
Speaker 1: the suitcase. Doesn't make it up the stairs and go
Speaker 1: straight into the laundry room, and he's already that suitcase
Speaker 1: of mind stays here for a week, and there's a
Speaker 1: bathing suit in there that I forgot about, and workout
Speaker 1: clothes that have been in albeit a plastic bag, because
Speaker 1: at least I get that part right. But anyways, UM, so,
Speaker 1: very different travel people in that regard, but very similar
Speaker 1: in the airport arrival time. Get me to that airport
Speaker 1: one thirty seconds before that door closes, and I am
Speaker 1: a happy camper. I don't need to sit there and
Speaker 1: peruse the Hudson News. I don't need to buy the
Speaker 1: Glamor magazine. I'm never going to read except just comb
Speaker 1: through and look at the pictures. I don't need to
Speaker 1: go sit at the bar and have a watered down ramosa.
Speaker 1: I'm good. I need to get there right before the
Speaker 1: door closes. And Kyle is very similar like that because
Speaker 1: he travels a lot. He didn't travel private on a
Speaker 1: charter jet, which is probably why he's more comfortable. But
Speaker 1: this is the other thing though too. When we first met,
Speaker 1: he was all So we met on an airplane, so
Speaker 1: we'll start with that. I was obviously in first of all,
Speaker 1: let me retract that I wasn't obviously in first class.
Speaker 1: I was in first class because I was on a
Speaker 1: work trip, so per my contract, I'm supposed to be
Speaker 1: in that seat. Kyle had gotten upgraded because he's Delta
Speaker 1: Diamond status, which he was very comfortable bragging about. I
Speaker 1: didn't know this erin until a week ago. I'm checking
Speaker 1: in from my flight for an NFL Films job, and
Speaker 1: I realized I have two different Delta numbers. So this
Speaker 1: whole time I've been Delta Gold you can come by,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know. I didn't know I had two numbers,
Speaker 1: and so all of a sudden, I'm like, wait, she
Speaker 1: booked it under that number, and I have this number,
Speaker 1: so I'm not gonna wait online customer service. I was like, hey, Kyle,
Speaker 1: would you mind calling for this? Because he gets called
Speaker 1: because he gets right through that goddamn Delta Diamond line.
Speaker 1: He acts again, he liked, hold onto these things like
Speaker 1: these are like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Golden ticket.
Speaker 1: Like I'm so whatever. So I was like, hey, mind
Speaker 1: calling in on that Delta line. He calls me back
Speaker 1: and he goes, you're Delta Diamond. You are I was
Speaker 1: when he combined the thing. And so, by the way,
Speaker 1: now who moon walks to the front of the line
Speaker 1: this girl, Kyle, Okay, you're not the only one in
Speaker 1: the house with the big name Delta Diamond. By the way,
Speaker 1: what was so embarrassing is I had like four hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty thousand miles because once I combined them, all
Speaker 1: of them were sitting that other account. Anyways, it's a
Speaker 1: whole thing. So Kyle and I very similar to travel
Speaker 1: partners now, both entering walking on the plane first, but
Speaker 1: traveling with husbands or boyfriends or even how about the girlfriend.
Speaker 1: You and I have been on a trip before. Remember
Speaker 1: when we went to Miami and someone then crashed the trips.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget that time, but we were the people
Speaker 1: went to the airport, had a mimosa, get on the plane.
Speaker 1: Like neither of us were unpacking when we got there.
Speaker 1: It was straight to the beach. Calm down. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't need to be and I also don't need people
Speaker 1: being like, so, what's the plan? What are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: There's no plan. Jared already had no plan, already mapped out.
Speaker 1: Another thing I noticed about him on these trips is
Speaker 1: my husband likes to take full advantage of any amenity
Speaker 1: or any coffee stand or any snack bar or anything
Speaker 1: that comes his way. So like, you know, we could
Speaker 1: have just had a full blown breakfast, which this actually happened.
Speaker 1: We had like a full blown room service in our
Speaker 1: in our room and hence the room service. And we
Speaker 1: go downstairs to go get something out of the lobby
Speaker 1: and he sees like a smoothie. Sand Oh, I need
Speaker 1: a smoothie. You just had a full breakfast. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I need the smoothie. And then it's like
Speaker 1: we get to the we get to the airport in
Speaker 1: Mexico to go fly back to l A and we again,
Speaker 1: we just had a full blown, you know, breakfast, and
Speaker 1: he sees a Starbucks with a huge line. I babe,
Speaker 1: I'd love a latte right now. Come here, Wait, you
Speaker 1: got a carere. I told him to come here. We're
Speaker 1: telling stories about chartling together. Look at this Tan. By
Speaker 1: the way, if you want to see, by the way, Tan,
Speaker 1: he takes one to know one. Jared, you and I
Speaker 1: Lebron's James. I know, so I was going to tell you,
Speaker 1: so just go with this. If you want to see
Speaker 1: more of Jared's Tan, go to the Calm Down podcast. ID. So,
Speaker 1: what we're doing right now is talking about traveling with
Speaker 1: our husbands and what that's like. I was curious what
Speaker 1: it's like for you because I told a story about
Speaker 1: how when we get to the room. It's already like
Speaker 1: your your suitcase explodes. You bring the hangars, you put
Speaker 1: it up there, and then you are done in five minutes.
Speaker 1: You're kicked up on the bed in your bathing suit,
Speaker 1: no shirt on. You're like, hey, babe, whenever you're ready
Speaker 1: to go to the pool. Chriss has mentioned that Kyle
Speaker 1: right away has the first two drawers and hey, I
Speaker 1: got the first two drawers and blah blah blah, what
Speaker 1: is something about your wife? And I won't be sensitive
Speaker 1: that kind of like I was like, we're unpacking, Like
Speaker 1: what do I do? This is like Jesus Christ, I mean,
Speaker 1: where is this girl from the bathroom? Gets the bathrooms
Speaker 1: a disaster? Talking talking to mind? Here, hold this, what
Speaker 1: do I do? There's a lot of makeup kits and
Speaker 1: you get hair conditioner. Um, there's just a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff going on. A lot of bathroom yeah, a lot
Speaker 1: of accessories, a lot of bags. I gotta get unpacked.
Speaker 1: The clothes don't get unpacked. It's the bathroom. That's just
Speaker 1: a disaster. Chris, I did we say we're not going
Speaker 1: to get sensitive. I'm just gonna say her first day,
Speaker 1: what is it? I won't get sensitive. I don't take
Speaker 1: the drawers like Kyle does. That's impressive. That's that's that's
Speaker 1: being organized there. I don't do the drawers, but I
Speaker 1: definitely like to open up the bag and just just
Speaker 1: see it all. You don't know where it's at. You
Speaker 1: lose things, right, you don't know where things are at? Yeah,
Speaker 1: lose things. He's also big. He's also big on the safe. Big.
Speaker 1: What's going in the safe? What's the code of the safe?
Speaker 1: It's gonna be our anniversary, Like, well, that doesn't see
Speaker 1: if anyone that knows us could just try that, that's
Speaker 1: not going to be that hard to figure out here.
Speaker 1: Or your number, by the way, he didn't have a number,
Speaker 1: so whoa. Anyways, Well, I'm just I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Kindle.
Speaker 1: I love you, but yeah, anniversary the bathroom I travel with,
Speaker 1: thank you. I travel with everything like in bags, right,
Speaker 1: like my skin products so they don't explode. So I
Speaker 1: put him in a ziplock bag, my hair products. I
Speaker 1: put him in a ziplock bag, and I put those
Speaker 1: bags away in a drawer here. I haven't seen that.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that portion of the trip. Person, does
Speaker 1: anything piss you off? More? Than not having a bathroom
Speaker 1: with two things. I mean, I would like a to
Speaker 1: toilet kind of situation thing. But if I don't, I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not saying in that room, I need to think. Nope, nope,
Speaker 1: and in fact, in our house, I make him use
Speaker 1: the other bathroom. He's not even in my bathroom, because
Speaker 1: why are we going to share a bathroom. I don't
Speaker 1: mean there's another one. I don't need any of that.
Speaker 1: So that Jared go to the other bathroom. You don't
Speaker 1: need to be in the right. That's my cue to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. I was telling them how you
Speaker 1: basically run up the stairs to customs, like you skip
Speaker 1: every stat to get through the Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1: He's back. He's back, he's back. Canada in America, all
Speaker 1: the customers. If you know you're going to be in
Speaker 1: a customs line and then everyone takes the escalator, it's like,
Speaker 1: just be active for five seconds and to do the stairs.
Speaker 1: Be abill, get in front of like fifteen people, and
Speaker 1: what is fifteen people? That's probably like a lot of time,
Speaker 1: a customs minutes. I don't know. Time is money. People
Speaker 1: came out, thank you, you're great. We love your insights.
Speaker 1: It's actually so good. And the fact that he just
Speaker 1: skipped out of the rooms even more said hey, can
Speaker 1: you come here real quick? No, no, the way he
Speaker 1: exited the room with his cute little skip can take him,
Speaker 1: I really take it. You can't. Actually, if you want to,
Speaker 1: you can take him. You'll be the first three customs.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything to declare? Yeah, a good time?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Hey good? Have this good? Question really quick?
Speaker 1: About duty Free? What are we really getting there? Like? What? What? What?
Speaker 1: Is it really cheaper? I'm so confused. Okay, okay, this
Speaker 1: is perfect. Everybody assassin duty Free. I'll said, do you
Speaker 1: want to buy some taki? He has tequila, doesn't he?
Speaker 1: Kyle said you, yeah, he's got his own tequila line.
Speaker 1: That's great. No. But at duty Free we walk by
Speaker 1: and he goes, hey, you want to pick up any tequila?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, on the way to the resort, I
Speaker 1: go who buys the alcohol and then goes to the resort.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, I used to do that to save money.
Speaker 1: What no? Okay, I mean is that a thing? But
Speaker 1: also then who's buying the tequila on the way out
Speaker 1: of Mexico and waiting for the attendant to bring it
Speaker 1: to seat four A. But hey, sir, here's your own
Speaker 1: is it? Though? I mean, am I really tax free?
Speaker 1: It's tax free. It's not like anything more. You're not
Speaker 1: missing out on anything. In fact, I think it's way
Speaker 1: more work. In fact, that would take up one of
Speaker 1: the bags that you're allotted to bring. We're both using chapstick,
Speaker 1: because well, you haven't been in the sun, did you, like,
Speaker 1: you didn't put the face in the sun at all.
Speaker 1: I'm a good five years older than you. Come on now,
Speaker 1: oh please, Well you're doing a great job in your skincare,
Speaker 1: because I am, just like I said, going the other direction.
Speaker 1: But oh my god, the travel, it's too good. All
Speaker 1: of it's too good. She will say, Thank god, I
Speaker 1: am with somebody. I try. I'm traveling with somebody for
Speaker 1: the rest of my life. It's way more responsible than me,
Speaker 1: because this guy has has the boarding passes on his
Speaker 1: phone going through I'm not I mean please, I'd have
Speaker 1: to look through the email. Then I can't find the
Speaker 1: confirmation code. Then I'm not getting the WiFi. It's a
Speaker 1: public hot spot. It's not loading. It's like a whole thing.
Speaker 1: So he is much more responsible than I am as
Speaker 1: a traveler, which I very much appreciate. I'm a ship show.
Speaker 1: I can do that. It's just the passports that freaks
Speaker 1: me out. He's got reservations dialed in, he's got the
Speaker 1: car service dialed in, all of the things that they
Speaker 1: apparently I leave the bathroom mess. That's a fucking lie.
Speaker 1: By the way, No, that's rude. My bathroom upstairs, in
Speaker 1: our bedrooms and mass I I fully take that because
Speaker 1: I get my workout clothes out there. I get you know,
Speaker 1: I got a lot of things products. I'm just obsessed
Speaker 1: with the fact that you go, I swear you can
Speaker 1: say whatever, and I'm not gonna be sensitive about it.
Speaker 1: And that's a lie. I don't do that. Women, you
Speaker 1: can't live with them and you can't live without Nope.
Speaker 1: Um well, here's two more travel stories because guess what
Speaker 1: tis the season we're back to back. Yep, that's Molly
Speaker 1: Kaliki maka grab your passports, ladies and gentlemen, tis the
Speaker 1: season to travel? Oh my god, it's so good. Also,
Speaker 1: we want to know your guys travel stories because we know,
Speaker 1: come one, come all our I podcast Aaron Handle the biz.
Speaker 1: What is it? Calm down? Podcast. I G very excited
Speaker 1: about the whole thing. Yeah, d M some of your
Speaker 1: travel stories or what some of your travel questions are?
Speaker 1: I had the most one time. You know, I'll just
Speaker 1: say his name, Seth Meyers has been great to me
Speaker 1: along the way. I've met him a few times, did
Speaker 1: his show once and I this is when he was
Speaker 1: on Saturday Night Live. I just said, please let me
Speaker 1: on one time to reenact the bullshit I see in airports.
Speaker 1: I literally this will never leave me. And I've re
Speaker 1: enacted this for Seth. One time. I was sitting at
Speaker 1: a gate and I've seen all sorts of ship I mean,
Speaker 1: I think I've lived in an airport more than I've
Speaker 1: lived in my own house, which is really sad. But
Speaker 1: I literally was watching a couple sit at the gate
Speaker 1: eating monster ice cream cones, licking the ice cream cone,
Speaker 1: and then the woman smelled her armpit and then licked
Speaker 1: it again, and I was like, what the funk is
Speaker 1: going on here? Like this is reality at its finest,
Speaker 1: Like I would just never and she just kept licking, smelling,
Speaker 1: licking smell, and I was like, I was, how is
Speaker 1: this happening? And I just wrote it down on a
Speaker 1: chat I have with my family and I love my job. Job.
Speaker 1: I mean that has nothing to do with my job.
Speaker 1: But I was traveling, I think from a football game.
Speaker 1: So yeah, gosh, we need to do a whole doozy
Speaker 1: of traveling and just I mean, you don't realize how
Speaker 1: much you love an airport bar until it gets taken
Speaker 1: away from you. Last year, bars weren't open. We were
Speaker 1: delayed for like three hours in Seattle. We had been
Speaker 1: on the road for I think a week, including Christmas,
Speaker 1: and the bars were closed, and it was like, how
Speaker 1: give us the alcohol? It was insane. Also, how valuable
Speaker 1: those seats are, like the jocking position to get to
Speaker 1: the stool when you're in an airport, Like who's waiting?
Speaker 1: Who's been there first? When someone gets up, that's a
Speaker 1: whole thing. Then well apparently that woman can sniff a
Speaker 1: lot out in your armpit. Gives a new meaning to
Speaker 1: finger licking. Good ladies, gentlemen, wow um, send us to
Speaker 1: your travel stories because we know you guys have a
Speaker 1: lot of them. We will put them on our I
Speaker 1: and we will talk about them because guess what, this
Speaker 1: travel story time has a part two to it. Uh,
Speaker 1: we're out of time, right now apparently we've got to go. Literally.
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