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Speaker 1: We are live? And Ola Coma with Stus Do you

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Speaker 1: hear that echo? Yeah? Is it last you here? Yea shit? No,

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Speaker 1: we should be all right. So welcome to Calm Down Podcast.

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Speaker 1: So we both just got back from Mexico. We didn't

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Speaker 1: go together. I went before you. You went there right

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Speaker 1: as we left. She went with her other friends. No,

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Speaker 1: I was just there with my husband. But then my

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Speaker 1: husband found a friend there and we every day we're

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Speaker 1: with them at the pool. It was fine, but it

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Speaker 1: actually okay. There's so many things to say. Two of

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Speaker 1: them are I love, Like when you walk around where

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Speaker 1: you're staying and everybody's like olah, and then all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, I think I'm bilingual, because that's the only

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Speaker 1: one I think. I say, I'm like Ola, and they're like, uh,

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Speaker 1: like whatever, how are you? And I'm like como stas Ola,

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Speaker 1: like I'm like Mooydian own Voco like and then it's

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Speaker 1: like that's it, That's all I got, you know, like

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Speaker 1: Don Julio Blanco Soda Lineman. You know. Then that's where

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Speaker 1: it ends. The other thing is, I'm so happy that

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Speaker 1: we did actually have somebody that we knew here from

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Speaker 1: California staying at the same resort, was at the pool

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Speaker 1: every day, because I do find as a couple when

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Speaker 1: you go alone, there's only so much you can talk

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Speaker 1: about on trips together, you know, So it really helped

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Speaker 1: break up the vaca when there's somebody out there at

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Speaker 1: the pool. I have a few things here. Let me

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Speaker 1: just move my just move my mic closer because my

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Speaker 1: hands are full of lotion because I'm already peeling from

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Speaker 1: my trip to Mexico. I was there for three days,

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Speaker 1: and let's just say I didn't use any SPF, which

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Speaker 1: is so counterintuitive because I spend up fucking shipload on

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Speaker 1: lasers to get rid of all these lines and then

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Speaker 1: I just go right back out there and I throw

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Speaker 1: myself into the sun. So it's I'm a massochist. This

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Speaker 1: is like who I am? I pay for all these

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Speaker 1: services and then yeah, here I am. Yes, we didn't

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Speaker 1: go to Mexico together. It was actually very I haven't

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Speaker 1: talked to you, and I haven't actually talked to you

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Speaker 1: on the phone in three days, and this is very upsetting.

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Speaker 1: I tried calling you when I got back, and I

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Speaker 1: forgot you had left to go there, and then it

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Speaker 1: started like doing you know, the international ring, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, ship, she's gone, which I normally would

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Speaker 1: have answered, but of course we're both trying to be

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Speaker 1: pleasant with our husband's that said, going back to your

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Speaker 1: point about being on vacation with our husband, I love Kyle,

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Speaker 1: but I've got like, um and I actually I I

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Speaker 1: mean I've been with Kyle for like five minutes, so

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Speaker 1: we haven't been on a lot of vacations together. Wait,

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Speaker 1: is this your first vacation together. No, it's not our

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Speaker 1: basically like we've been dating for six months. So any

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Speaker 1: like has all these vacations to their name. We don't.

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Speaker 1: This is maybe like the third So I'm good on

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Speaker 1: vacation with him. But the thing is, it's like, after

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Speaker 1: like we've had sex enough times and like we've talked enough,

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Speaker 1: Like what else are we supposed to do? Like, I

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Speaker 1: candlelight dinner and be like you're so great, Like I

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Speaker 1: So I'm like looking around. So I'm so glad that

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Speaker 1: do ten days. And I was like, that's so much

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Speaker 1: time together. Oh, it's a lot of time. There's no chance.

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Speaker 1: And so I'm already strategizing how I can get people

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Speaker 1: to meet me, you included, but you'll be very busy

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Speaker 1: We did that on our honeymoon. So we took our

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Speaker 1: the giants, like the New Yorker San Francisco, What do

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Speaker 1: like I'm begging for some other interaction, you know. Not

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Speaker 1: to mention the fact that Kyle cannot Okay, I should

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Speaker 1: also set up that this echo is because I'm at

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Speaker 1: our good friend and colleague Jay Glazer's house. I got

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Speaker 1: I apologize to the to the listeners for this echo.

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Speaker 1: But Kyle also gets really annoyed that I want to

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Speaker 1: talk to everyone. Like the waiter comes up and he's like,

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, jose like are you from here? Like

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Speaker 1: they're not lazy. They're just riding, running full sprint and

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Speaker 1: being like, so, what's the plan? What are we gonna do?

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Speaker 1: There's no plan. Jared already had no plan, already mapped out.

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Speaker 1: Another thing I noticed about him on these trips is

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Speaker 1: my husband likes to take full advantage of any amenity

425
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Speaker 1: or any coffee stand or any snack bar or anything

426
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Speaker 1: that comes his way. So like, you know, we could

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Speaker 1: have just had a full blown breakfast, which this actually happened.

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Speaker 1: We had like a full blown room service in our

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Speaker 1: in our room and hence the room service. And we

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Speaker 1: go downstairs to go get something out of the lobby

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Speaker 1: and he sees like a smoothie. Sand Oh, I need

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Speaker 1: a smoothie. You just had a full breakfast. Well yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I need the smoothie. And then it's like

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Speaker 1: we get to the we get to the airport in

435
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Speaker 1: Mexico to go fly back to l A and we again,

436
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Speaker 1: we just had a full blown, you know, breakfast, and

437
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Speaker 1: he sees a Starbucks with a huge line. I babe,

438
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Speaker 1: I'd love a latte right now. Come here, Wait, you

439
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,400
Speaker 1: got a carere. I told him to come here. We're

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Speaker 1: telling stories about chartling together. Look at this Tan. By

441
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Speaker 1: the way, if you want to see, by the way, Tan,

442
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Speaker 1: he takes one to know one. Jared, you and I

443
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Speaker 1: Lebron's James. I know, so I was going to tell you,

444
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Speaker 1: so just go with this. If you want to see

445
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Speaker 1: more of Jared's Tan, go to the Calm Down podcast. ID. So,

446
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Speaker 1: what we're doing right now is talking about traveling with

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Speaker 1: our husbands and what that's like. I was curious what

448
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Speaker 1: it's like for you because I told a story about

449
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Speaker 1: how when we get to the room. It's already like

450
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Speaker 1: your your suitcase explodes. You bring the hangars, you put

451
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Speaker 1: it up there, and then you are done in five minutes.

452
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Speaker 1: You're kicked up on the bed in your bathing suit,

453
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Speaker 1: no shirt on. You're like, hey, babe, whenever you're ready

454
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Speaker 1: to go to the pool. Chriss has mentioned that Kyle

455
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Speaker 1: right away has the first two drawers and hey, I

456
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Speaker 1: got the first two drawers and blah blah blah, what

457
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Speaker 1: is something about your wife? And I won't be sensitive

458
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Speaker 1: that kind of like I was like, we're unpacking, Like

459
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Speaker 1: what do I do? This is like Jesus Christ, I mean,

460
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Speaker 1: where is this girl from the bathroom? Gets the bathrooms

461
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Speaker 1: a disaster? Talking talking to mind? Here, hold this, what

462
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Speaker 1: do I do? There's a lot of makeup kits and

463
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Speaker 1: you get hair conditioner. Um, there's just a lot of

464
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Speaker 1: stuff going on. A lot of bathroom yeah, a lot

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Speaker 1: of accessories, a lot of bags. I gotta get unpacked.

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Speaker 1: The clothes don't get unpacked. It's the bathroom. That's just

467
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Speaker 1: a disaster. Chris, I did we say we're not going

468
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Speaker 1: to get sensitive. I'm just gonna say her first day,

469
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Speaker 1: what is it? I won't get sensitive. I don't take

470
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Speaker 1: the drawers like Kyle does. That's impressive. That's that's that's

471
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Speaker 1: being organized there. I don't do the drawers, but I

472
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Speaker 1: definitely like to open up the bag and just just

473
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Speaker 1: see it all. You don't know where it's at. You

474
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Speaker 1: lose things, right, you don't know where things are at? Yeah,

475
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Speaker 1: lose things. He's also big. He's also big on the safe. Big.

476
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Speaker 1: What's going in the safe? What's the code of the safe?

477
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,640
Speaker 1: It's gonna be our anniversary, Like, well, that doesn't see

478
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Speaker 1: if anyone that knows us could just try that, that's

479
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Speaker 1: not going to be that hard to figure out here.

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Speaker 1: Or your number, by the way, he didn't have a number,

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Speaker 1: so whoa. Anyways, Well, I'm just I'm kidding. I'm kidding, Kindle.

482
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Speaker 1: I love you, but yeah, anniversary the bathroom I travel with,

483
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Speaker 1: thank you. I travel with everything like in bags, right,

484
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Speaker 1: like my skin products so they don't explode. So I

485
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Speaker 1: put him in a ziplock bag, my hair products. I

486
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Speaker 1: put him in a ziplock bag, and I put those

487
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Speaker 1: bags away in a drawer here. I haven't seen that.

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen that portion of the trip. Person, does

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Speaker 1: anything piss you off? More? Than not having a bathroom

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Speaker 1: with two things. I mean, I would like a to

491
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Speaker 1: toilet kind of situation thing. But if I don't, I'm

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Speaker 1: not I'm not saying in that room, I need to think. Nope, nope,

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Speaker 1: and in fact, in our house, I make him use

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Speaker 1: the other bathroom. He's not even in my bathroom, because

495
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Speaker 1: why are we going to share a bathroom. I don't

496
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Speaker 1: mean there's another one. I don't need any of that.

497
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Speaker 1: So that Jared go to the other bathroom. You don't

498
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Speaker 1: need to be in the right. That's my cue to

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. I was telling them how you

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Speaker 1: basically run up the stairs to customs, like you skip

501
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Speaker 1: every stat to get through the Oh, here we go.

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Speaker 1: He's back. He's back, he's back. Canada in America, all

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Speaker 1: the customers. If you know you're going to be in

504
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Speaker 1: a customs line and then everyone takes the escalator, it's like,

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Speaker 1: just be active for five seconds and to do the stairs.

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Speaker 1: Be abill, get in front of like fifteen people, and

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Speaker 1: what is fifteen people? That's probably like a lot of time,

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Speaker 1: a customs minutes. I don't know. Time is money. People

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Speaker 1: came out, thank you, you're great. We love your insights.

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Speaker 1: It's actually so good. And the fact that he just

511
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Speaker 1: skipped out of the rooms even more said hey, can

512
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Speaker 1: you come here real quick? No, no, the way he

513
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 1: exited the room with his cute little skip can take him,

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Speaker 1: I really take it. You can't. Actually, if you want to,

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Speaker 1: you can take him. You'll be the first three customs.

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Speaker 1: Do you have anything to declare? Yeah, a good time?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Hey good? Have this good? Question really quick?

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Speaker 1: About duty Free? What are we really getting there? Like? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: Is it really cheaper? I'm so confused. Okay, okay, this

520
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Speaker 1: is perfect. Everybody assassin duty Free. I'll said, do you

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Speaker 1: want to buy some taki? He has tequila, doesn't he?

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Speaker 1: Kyle said you, yeah, he's got his own tequila line.

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Speaker 1: That's great. No. But at duty Free we walk by

524
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Speaker 1: and he goes, hey, you want to pick up any tequila?

525
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like, on the way to the resort, I

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Speaker 1: go who buys the alcohol and then goes to the resort.

527
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Speaker 1: He goes, oh, I used to do that to save money.

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00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: What no? Okay, I mean is that a thing? But

529
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Speaker 1: also then who's buying the tequila on the way out

530
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Speaker 1: of Mexico and waiting for the attendant to bring it

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Speaker 1: to seat four A. But hey, sir, here's your own

532
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: is it? Though? I mean, am I really tax free?

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00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: It's tax free. It's not like anything more. You're not

534
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 1: missing out on anything. In fact, I think it's way

535
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 1: more work. In fact, that would take up one of

536
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: the bags that you're allotted to bring. We're both using chapstick,

537
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 1: because well, you haven't been in the sun, did you, like,

538
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: you didn't put the face in the sun at all.

539
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 1: I'm a good five years older than you. Come on now,

540
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 1: oh please, Well you're doing a great job in your skincare,

541
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 1: because I am, just like I said, going the other direction.

542
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 1: But oh my god, the travel, it's too good. All

543
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 1: of it's too good. She will say, Thank god, I

544
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 1: am with somebody. I try. I'm traveling with somebody for

545
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: the rest of my life. It's way more responsible than me,

546
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: because this guy has has the boarding passes on his

547
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 1: phone going through I'm not I mean please, I'd have

548
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 1: to look through the email. Then I can't find the

549
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: confirmation code. Then I'm not getting the WiFi. It's a

550
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 1: public hot spot. It's not loading. It's like a whole thing.

551
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 1: So he is much more responsible than I am as

552
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 1: a traveler, which I very much appreciate. I'm a ship show.

553
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 1: I can do that. It's just the passports that freaks

554
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 1: me out. He's got reservations dialed in, he's got the

555
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 1: car service dialed in, all of the things that they

556
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: apparently I leave the bathroom mess. That's a fucking lie.

557
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: By the way, No, that's rude. My bathroom upstairs, in

558
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 1: our bedrooms and mass I I fully take that because

559
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: I get my workout clothes out there. I get you know,

560
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: I got a lot of things products. I'm just obsessed

561
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,479
Speaker 1: with the fact that you go, I swear you can

562
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: say whatever, and I'm not gonna be sensitive about it.

563
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: And that's a lie. I don't do that. Women, you

564
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 1: can't live with them and you can't live without Nope.

565
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: Um well, here's two more travel stories because guess what

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00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: tis the season we're back to back. Yep, that's Molly

567
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Speaker 1: Kaliki maka grab your passports, ladies and gentlemen, tis the

568
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: season to travel? Oh my god, it's so good. Also,

569
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Speaker 1: we want to know your guys travel stories because we know,

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Speaker 1: come one, come all our I podcast Aaron Handle the biz.

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Speaker 1: What is it? Calm down? Podcast. I G very excited

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00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 1: about the whole thing. Yeah, d M some of your

573
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: travel stories or what some of your travel questions are?

574
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 1: I had the most one time. You know, I'll just

575
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: say his name, Seth Meyers has been great to me

576
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: along the way. I've met him a few times, did

577
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 1: his show once and I this is when he was

578
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 1: on Saturday Night Live. I just said, please let me

579
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: on one time to reenact the bullshit I see in airports.

580
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 1: I literally this will never leave me. And I've re

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00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 1: enacted this for Seth. One time. I was sitting at

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Speaker 1: a gate and I've seen all sorts of ship I mean,

583
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: I think I've lived in an airport more than I've

584
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 1: lived in my own house, which is really sad. But

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00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 1: I literally was watching a couple sit at the gate

586
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 1: eating monster ice cream cones, licking the ice cream cone,

587
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: and then the woman smelled her armpit and then licked

588
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: it again, and I was like, what the funk is

589
00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: going on here? Like this is reality at its finest,

590
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: Like I would just never and she just kept licking, smelling,

591
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: licking smell, and I was like, I was, how is

592
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: this happening? And I just wrote it down on a

593
00:28:56,280 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: chat I have with my family and I love my job. Job.

594
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: I mean that has nothing to do with my job.

595
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: But I was traveling, I think from a football game.

596
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, gosh, we need to do a whole doozy

597
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: of traveling and just I mean, you don't realize how

598
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: much you love an airport bar until it gets taken

599
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: away from you. Last year, bars weren't open. We were

600
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: delayed for like three hours in Seattle. We had been

601
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: on the road for I think a week, including Christmas,

602
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,600
Speaker 1: and the bars were closed, and it was like, how

603
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: give us the alcohol? It was insane. Also, how valuable

604
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: those seats are, like the jocking position to get to

605
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 1: the stool when you're in an airport, Like who's waiting?

606
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: Who's been there first? When someone gets up, that's a

607
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: whole thing. Then well apparently that woman can sniff a

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00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 1: lot out in your armpit. Gives a new meaning to

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00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: finger licking. Good ladies, gentlemen, wow um, send us to

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Speaker 1: your travel stories because we know you guys have a

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Speaker 1: lot of them. We will put them on our I

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Speaker 1: and we will talk about them because guess what, this

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00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:01,479
Speaker 1: travel story time has a part two to it. Uh,

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Speaker 1: we're out of time, right now apparently we've got to go. Literally.

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