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Speaker 1: Evil mother in law convince my fiance to leave me.

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Speaker 1: Then she made it worse. You know, we've seen many

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Speaker 1: tall tales of evil mother in laws on this podcast.

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Speaker 1: There are no shortage of them, I can assure you,

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Speaker 1: and today I needed to be reinforced by our incredible producer,

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Speaker 1: Big Riley, Big Protein Riley, are you ready to dive

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Speaker 1: into the depths of evil mother in laws?

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Speaker 2: Let's get into this wacky story.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it. I could finally air my uncensored frustration

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Speaker 1: about the night my engagement was single handedly corrupted by

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Speaker 1: my entitled mother in law. So my girlfriend and I

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Speaker 1: were really engaged to be engaged, I would hope so

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Speaker 1: married to get married like a real person. We both

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Speaker 1: agreed and we wanted to get married, but I hadn't

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Speaker 1: done the formal proposal yet because we wanted to meet

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Speaker 1: sh o There's families first, neither lived nearby. I always

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Speaker 1: thought the old trope about meeting the in laws being

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Speaker 1: a big fiasco was a myth. My man clearly as

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Speaker 1: I watched Okop, both because I was younger and more

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Speaker 1: naive then and because I'm lucky to have easy parents.

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend met them for a few hours once we

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Speaker 1: were alone, just me and them. I told them my intentions,

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Speaker 1: and my mom asked, does she have kids already? And

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Speaker 1: my dad asked does she have a good, solid job?

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Speaker 1: And they both asked, do you really love her? Oh?

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Speaker 3: They're really pressing hard here. Damn, it's like some past

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Speaker 3: dramas happened.

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Speaker 1: And this is right. This is the in laws that

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Speaker 1: he's meeting. Oh it's not his own parents once. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: And my mom asked, okay, so wait, his parents are

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Speaker 1: eight holes too, so who are him? Yeah? For real?

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Speaker 1: And that was that I had their full support for

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Speaker 1: the marriage. Damn is that supports are gothic?

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Speaker 3: Three questions? That's all you need for their support? Is

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Speaker 3: these three questions?

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Speaker 1: Three questions doubting the entire foundation of your relationship. My goodness,

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Speaker 1: I thought meeting her parents would be the same. Some

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Speaker 1: grilling was to be expected, but as long as I

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Speaker 1: was honest and respectful, it would all be fine.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Relevant fact, they had my girlfriend when they were teenagers,

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Speaker 1: by surprise, So now they have a do over daughter.

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Speaker 1: Ooh their words, not mine, who is just six years old. Yikes.

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Speaker 2: They said that.

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend and I made the trip to the city

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Speaker 1: and I met them for the first time over dinner

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Speaker 1: at a steakhouse. It was pretty upscale and we had

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Speaker 1: scheduled the dinner for eight pm, so I was surprised

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Speaker 1: to see that they had brought the kid along with them.

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Speaker 1: I met everyone at once, and the initial awkwardness settled

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Speaker 1: down once he had sat down. We were making great

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Speaker 1: small talk when the six year old said she was thirsty,

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Speaker 1: No big deal. When all of a sudden, mother and

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Speaker 1: law starts screaming water, water, water, so kind a waiter

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Speaker 1: came rushing to see what the commotion was, and without

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Speaker 1: even making eye contact with the poor guy, mother in

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Speaker 1: law went, We've been waiting here forever, and no one's

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Speaker 1: even gotten us any water. My daughter's been asking.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 1: We had been sitting for about fifteen or twenty minutes

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Speaker 3: With any water, you can handle that so much better, though, Like,

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Speaker 3: that's true, it's true, you get handled so much better.

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Speaker 1: But that's pretty bad. But they were visibly behind, and

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Speaker 1: there were no circumstances that would have warranted that shouting. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's never a reason to shout unless they're attacking you.

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Speaker 3: Unless like the daughters of Fish and they need water

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Speaker 3: to survive.

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Speaker 2: That's the only way I could think of.

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Speaker 1: I should have realized from how unfazed everyone else is

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Speaker 1: a long night, but I couldn't imagine what was to come.

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Speaker 1: At that point, the waiter rushed over with the water

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Speaker 1: parties had all arrived at once. The guy seemed sincere

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Speaker 1: and quite affable, so I thought the water would just

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Speaker 1: be an anomaly in an otherwise pleasant night. But then

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Speaker 1: mother in law kicked into full gear. Will need a

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Speaker 1: kid's menu, she informed the waiter. He said that they

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Speaker 1: didn't have a kid's menu, but the chef could simplify

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Speaker 1: most dishes. What do you mean you don't have a

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Speaker 1: kid's menu, Ellen replied in total disbelief, as though he'd

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Speaker 1: said they didn't have a fire exit. He explained they

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Speaker 1: enough foods on the menu that no separate menu ever

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Speaker 1: be necessary. Mother in law sighed dramatically and waved him away,

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Speaker 1: literally without saying a word, waved him from the table.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so this is a really nice restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, like Ruth's Chris or something like that.

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Speaker 1: It's gotta be freaking' shwanky. I tried, which, like, I guess,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe maybe, Uh that's not a thing

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Speaker 1: at some super fancy restaurants not having a kids venue.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it is a thing to the nice

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Speaker 3: restaurants I've been at, you know, I was. I was

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Speaker 3: in this country for a long time and it is very

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Speaker 3: exclusive and uh, no kids menus. I didn't see one.

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Speaker 1: Oh, get in the inside scoop from Miley, we I did.

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Speaker 1: I did have an anniversary at.

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Speaker 2: Sup Oh, now he's going to forget the.

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Speaker 1: Year Ritz Carlton, and they did have a kids menu,

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Speaker 1: but in fairness, it was a it's a hotel, so

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Speaker 1: like we kind of expect families to bring kids.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense, that makes sense.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I tried to give him an apologetic glance, but understandably

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Speaker 1: he didn't look back our way. God, I was so

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Speaker 1: glad the poor guy left and didn't have to be

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Speaker 1: subjected to her anymore. Meanwhile, she turned her attention on me,

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Speaker 1: and I almost wished he'd come back. At least he

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Speaker 1: was getting paid to be here. Oh, man, this is

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Speaker 1: not setting it up well. She was like, so you're

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Speaker 1: a screenwriter, and I explained, well, yes and no, I

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Speaker 1: I'm working at a nonprofit right now. There is a

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Speaker 1: screenwriting component on the job though, so I'm really happy there.

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Speaker 3: Oh, so, like, is job a millionaire native field? He's

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Speaker 1: And and he's and he's working in creative like work

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Speaker 1: at a bank and make a million dollars? Like, what

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Speaker 1: are you doing having dreams? Disgusting? My daughter needs money now.

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Speaker 1: Ellen turned to her six year old and went, hear

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Speaker 1: that hunt, you want to make sure to snag a

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Speaker 1: man who works for profit? Learn from this. It's not

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Speaker 1: too late for you.

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Speaker 3: No, what to the six year old, teaching him young,

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Speaker 3: teaching him, dude, teach him young.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't tell if she was trying to be funny

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Speaker 1: speaking up on my behalf. Nope. The waiter came back

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Speaker 1: visibly nervous. That hurt because he was so relaxed and

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Speaker 1: we'd like to hear the specials before we ordered, and

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Speaker 1: entitled mother said sure. Here's how that went. Waiter. First,

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Speaker 1: we have a lightly seared, stripped steak entitled mother, Next waiter,

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Speaker 1: oh uh okay. And then we have a broiled leg

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Speaker 1: she ultimately ordered off the menu a plain rabbi, well

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Speaker 1: done God. She tried to order her daughter the same,

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Speaker 1: but the kid said she wanted plane mashed potatoes, so

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Speaker 1: mother in law let her get mashed potatoes alone for dinner.

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Speaker 1: Then she sent the waiter away. The rest of us

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Speaker 1: like it was entirely normal. I waited for someone to

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Speaker 1: I couldn't help myself. I uh, was the one steak

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Speaker 1: of potato is going to be for all of us?

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Speaker 1: Or my girlfriend explained in the tone that you'd use

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Speaker 1: for a tourist violating a sacred local taboo. My mom

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Speaker 1: always has to order. Put the kid's food in first

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Speaker 1: so we can get started right away. We'll order once

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Speaker 1: the kitchen has hers. That is so dumb, just order

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Speaker 1: all at the same time. What the heck, uh, mama

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Speaker 1: her own dinner too, so I laughed something funny, Mother

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Speaker 1: I shut up. Thankfully, her dad at least recognized what

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Speaker 1: and tried to lighten the mood with a change of topic.

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Speaker 1: But even ten minutes after we ordered, I guess, technically

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Speaker 1: five minutes after we'd ordered, ten minutes after she and

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Speaker 1: her daughter had gotten food, mother in law started again.

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Speaker 1: Another table that had been there long before we were

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Speaker 1: got a side of mashed potatoes with their meal. Oh no, oh, no,

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Speaker 1: I know exactly, but I see you in the comments,

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Speaker 1: and you know what's about to go down. Mother in

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Speaker 1: law threw a total fit of rage. She was sputtering

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Speaker 1: so inaudibly that none of us could figure out what

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Speaker 1: enough for him to find someone who could actually help. Wow.

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Speaker 1: All the while, I kept looking at my girlfriend for

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Speaker 1: Our waiter came over, somehow, still feigning a smile despite

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Speaker 1: actually goes, why did that table get mashed potatoes and

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Speaker 1: ours hasn't come yet? Steal them. Go to that table,

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Speaker 1: take the mashed potatoes out of their mouths, out of

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Speaker 1: my daughter like a baby bird.

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Speaker 2: Go go.

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Speaker 1: The waiter kindly and concisely explained, well, ma'am, those people

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Speaker 1: ordered potatoes before your party had placed her order. Mother

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Speaker 1: in law looks this man dead in the eye finally

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Speaker 1: and says, well, it doesn't matter when they ordered it.

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Speaker 1: My daughter is the youngest one here. Her food should

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Speaker 1: come first. Everyone knows that. Are you stupid? You could

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Speaker 1: tell the waiter was working hard to restrain himself at

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Speaker 1: this point. He explained it was a first come, first

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Speaker 1: serve policy and age didn't help one way or the other.

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Speaker 1: He offered to go check on the potatoes. Mother in

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Speaker 1: law agreed, or more specifically, she said, uh, yeah, you better,

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Speaker 1: But I was clocking him, and he went right back

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Speaker 1: to his server station. Because we had only just ordered

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Speaker 1: a few minutes ago. Three or five minutes passed during

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Speaker 1: which we could have no other discussion at the table

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Speaker 1: except for how awful this restaurant was, how hungry the

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Speaker 1: poor baby was, who hadn't said a word about being

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Speaker 1: hungry this whole time, and was contently playing her loud

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Speaker 1: iPad game without headphones, disturbing all the diners around us. That, oh,

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Speaker 1: that that would I would hate that so much. That

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Speaker 1: would drive me insane, And how America has lost all

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Speaker 1: respect for motherhood because it's just a me me me culture. Now, wow, man.

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Speaker 2: Then we looked in a mirror on that one sh.

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Speaker 1: Right, Oh my god, I chimed in, I'm with you

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Speaker 3: And then they can overhear the people be like I

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Speaker 1: Dude, he spoke, he spoke. My girlfriend's dad spits back,

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Speaker 1: It was a very common side to shut this place

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Speaker 1: Yeah, these hands are more than goodness. Just crush change scarfs.

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Speaker 3: So crazy, Oh whatnis?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: They let her in there, bro as a coat tag

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Speaker 3: in Cratty.

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Speaker 1: Cratty is really about that action, dude. She's ready to

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Speaker 2: She's been waiting for someone to fuck with her.

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Speaker 1: Dude. Oh yeah, wow, I really want to have that

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Speaker 1: The elderly woman was like, give me back my potatoes?

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Speaker 1: the comments right now? Like, dude, she is really just Wow,

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Speaker 1: still found holier than now ground gasping language. Please. Finally,

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Speaker 1: I think the manager, thank god, came over to separate them.

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Speaker 1: You know what it would what would have been really funny,

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Speaker 1: But that was the common please. Oh nothing else had

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Speaker 1: And she went how could I have known about any

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Speaker 1: No, she's her mother's daughter. No, she is her mother's daughter.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sorry. I won't see you again, mother in law.

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Speaker 1: I am sorry any weight staff ever will though. Oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, dude, that's tough. That is so tough. That's tough.

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Speaker 3: It.

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Speaker 2: Did they say how long they've been together?

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Speaker 1: That's a great question. I don't recall.

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Speaker 3: Because, like I know, like they live far away from

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Speaker 3: be very happy that very happy that that happened, because like,

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Speaker 1: Imagine if they had a kid together. Oh my no,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, good for Op though, good for Op that this happened,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And honestly, like, it can be really tough to

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Speaker 1: like I didn't know, I you know, is it the

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Speaker 1: But also, I mean this mom is literally I mean,

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Speaker 1: Let's assume at least a year. All that time, do

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Speaker 3: Dude? It was the it was the the last comment

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Speaker 3: Because what I look at is whenever I see like

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Speaker 3: if I was dead, I want my son to be

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Speaker 2: There is no way that's some chance. What do you

434
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 2: think could there be another chance? Uh?

435
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 1: You know, I think OPI probably just missed a lot

436
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,920
Speaker 1: of red flags earlier in the relationship. I think that's

437
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,199
Speaker 1: what it is. But you know who knows best. Our

438
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: beautiful audience guys comment down below. What do you think

439
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: should OPI have given her another chance? After that night?

440
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:18,640
Speaker 1: After the true colors will revealed. But Riley, I think

441
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: we got another story for the beautiful people.

442
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 2: Please give it to me.

443
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: Evil mother got me fired because I'm too fat, then

444
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 1: she gives the job to her daughter.

445
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 2: Wow, you know.

446
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 1: I thought we just had an evil mom, you know,

447
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 1: But gosh, golly darn, maybe maybe we have someone coming

448
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 1: for the throne. This is the This is the game

449
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 1: of thrones of evil moms. Like they are just going

450
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,200
Speaker 1: after each other trying to claim that top spot.

451
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 3: We got. We got potato stealing mother, potato mom, and

452
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 3: then fat shaving beat shaming evil mother.

453
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,400
Speaker 1: So dude, who's gonna win?

454
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 2: I got my money on the potato one way to know.

455
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: On potato mom. Well let's see. Let's see if we

456
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 1: got one crazier. I'm female and home from college. The

457
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,959
Speaker 1: stay at home order in my town is slowly being lifted,

458
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: so some businesses are finally opening up. My parents require

459
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: me to have a summer job. I'm blessed enough that

460
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 1: I get to keep all the money I earn. My

461
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 1: parents just like me to work to gain experience. Well

462
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: we don't know the age, huh, just like in college

463
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: right right? This will be relevant later, But I am

464
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 1: not a skinny girl. I wouldn't consider myself large either.

465
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 1: I'm five six and weigh about one hundred forty to

466
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,439
Speaker 1: one hundred and forty five pounds right now and carry

467
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: most of it in my hips and thighs. The Freshman

468
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 1: fifteen did hit me hard, though, as I used to

469
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: be around one hundred and twenty pounds. So today, after

470
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 1: finishing my last online final, my dad called me. He

471
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: told me that one of his friends, who runs a company,

472
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: texted him that they were looking for girls to work

473
00:25:54,000 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 1: in the office answering phones and stuff. Damn girls like sexist?

474
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 1: What the hell? I got excited because that's exactly what

475
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 1: I wanted. So I put on a dress, printed a

476
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: copy of my resume, and I wrote down. The ladies

477
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 1: inside were super nice and asked me to fill out

478
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 1: an application, so I sat down to do so. This

479
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:21,040
Speaker 1: is where entitled mom enters. We're in the South, which

480
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 1: might be relevant because typically for jobs like this, they're

481
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 1: looking for a pretty face to sit behind the counter

482
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:28,919
Speaker 1: and talk to customers.

483
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 2: Ude, that's so true, that's so true around here.

484
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: This is unspoken though. Yes it's awful, but hey, I

485
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 1: needed a job, so as I'm filling out an application

486
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 1: entitled mom enters with entitled kid. She announces that she's

487
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:46,679
Speaker 1: here about the opening and her daughter would like to apply.

488
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: Descalating one explains that she'll need to fill out an

489
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,360
Speaker 1: application and hands her one in a pen. They come

490
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: sit in the lobby right beside me, which I thought

491
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: was weird, but I didn't say anything. Entitled mom to me,

492
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: are you here for this job as well? Uh? Yes, ma'am,

493
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: hm hm you know that little cocky sound that people make,

494
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 1: that one. I ignored her and went up to ask

495
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: desk Lady one a question about the application. It was

496
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,959
Speaker 1: about how professional one of my references for babysitting was.

497
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 1: When I returned and sat back down, entitled mom walked

498
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: up to the desk entitled mom, does my daughter really

499
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,919
Speaker 1: need to fill this out? Desk Lady one, it's protocol.

500
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: The boss will look at all the applications and decide

501
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: who to call it to interview. Is he here? I'm

502
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 1: sure if he could see my daughter he'd know who

503
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 1: he wanted to call. A laugh after that, desk Lady one,

504
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: he is, but isn't seeing visitors right now. How will

505
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 1: he know who to hire if he doesn't know what

506
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: the girls look like well, he will need to see

507
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: their references and make a few calls before he No,

508
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 1: my daughter is an aspiring model. She won the local

509
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: pageant in twenty nineteen. He needs to see her to

510
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,679
Speaker 1: know she's the face he wants to see behind the

511
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: counter interacting with customers.

512
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 2: Beau, do you have her brains?

513
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,639
Speaker 1: Right? Bro? Well, hey, this mom might be but ugly,

514
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 1: we don't know, not just the one that's winning the pageants.

515
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 1: Desk Lady one, I'm not sure what you mean. This

516
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 1: isn't a modeling job. Looks really don't matter. Oh I know,

517
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 1: but they do, and let's face it, the boss isn't

518
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: gonna want At this point, she leans closer to the

519
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 1: desk lady. A chubby girl up here, is she?

520
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 3: No, well, she didn't do it, basically, yeah, basically basically

521
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 3: the old time.

522
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: The entitled girl is smirking at me in glances as

523
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: she fills out her application. This caught the attention of

524
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: desk lady too. Right, she's also evil and we both

525
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 1: looked up at this point. Desk lady too, ma'am, I'm

526
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: not sure I know what you mean entitled? Oh no,

527
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: disrespect I know boss personally and know he'd prefer a

528
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: new pretty face around the office. Maybe I'm a little biased,

529
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: but I think there's no question between my daughter and well,

530
00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:16,959
Speaker 1: this young lady, for example, pointing at me. No offense, honey,

531
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: just trying to save you some time, wow to like

532
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: a random like college age Get what what dude? Oh?

533
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: At this point I'm in tears. I don't know if

534
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: it was the rage or the sting of her insult,

535
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 1: but either way, I was not going to let her

536
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: see me cry. So I quickly got up and handed

537
00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: my application to desk Lady one, trying to leave desk

538
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: Lady two, who's also a plus sized woman. Sweetie, Wait,

539
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: you say you know boss personally right talking to entitled mother?

540
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 1: Uh oh, yes, we went to high school together, and

541
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 1: you know him so well that you know he'd prefer

542
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: a skinny woman behind this desk. Entitled mother, Well, I

543
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: didn't say that she did, but i'd assume so this

544
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: lady too. Great. Well, I'm his wife, and I've worked

545
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: behind this desk for almost fifteen years now, and as

546
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:13,959
Speaker 1: you can see, I could probably drop a few and

547
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: I take personal offense to what you're saying about my

548
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: husband and this young lady, so I'd like you to

549
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: wait in the car while your daughter fills out her application.

550
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 4: Yo boom got her. Classic Entitled Mom and Entitled Girl

551
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 4: both stormed out at this point. Entitled Girl took her applications,

552
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 4: so I don't know if she'll apply or not. But

553
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 4: both women behind the counter told me that Entitled mother

554
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 4: was a bee and they'd vouch for me with the boss.

555
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 4: So I'm hopeful that I got the job. And there

556
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 4: are some quick updates here. But Riley, what do we

557
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 4: think is going to happen?

558
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 2: Dude? Another bullet dodged.

559
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 3: I mean, if the mom's acting like that, the dog

560
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 3: was going to be like that monkey see monkey doos

561
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 3: simple as.

562
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: That, That's just what's gonna happen. It's just like God,

563
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 1: it's it's so sad that the you know, maybe the

564
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: girl in the last story she was just young enough

565
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: to like understand at the most basic human level, like oh,

566
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: don't steal mashed potatoes from this grandma, Like I'm it's okay,

567
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm not hungry. But then after like sixteen years of conditioning,

568
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: you know this new in this in this story, she's gone, yeah,

569
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 1: you know, she's got her under her entitled Karen Talons

570
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: and she's become there's no saving her. Now.

571
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 3: My question is where is this person working for that

572
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 3: mother to walk in there and think like it's better

573
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:47,239
Speaker 3: to be pretty than smart, Like bro, like I have

574
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 3: to mention like she's wanting to be a model and

575
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,200
Speaker 3: she won a pageant, Like what what is she doing here?

576
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 2: Like where is she trying to work? Yeah? Yeah?

577
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 1: Literally, like this is in office. You need to like

578
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: file papers and like sign people in at a desk

579
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: Like this isn't. This isn't like this isn't for freaking

580
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: like rockstar energy drinks, Like we need a smoking hot

581
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,959
Speaker 1: babe to to throw cans on her giant hands. No,

582
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: this is this is not Carl's. Not what we're doing her?

583
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, this isn't Carl's Junior. My goodness, did they

584
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: have like a crazy super Bowl commercial or something?

585
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 2: Carls Jr.

586
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 3: Oh Sam was about Kate Upton. I love how much

587
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 3: she gets this, but like it's like her and like

588
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 3: this PEKINI do you remember it?

589
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: I don't.

590
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, she's like her in this bikini with like

591
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 3: this other like skinny model and they're like and then

592
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 3: like it's like this cowboy looking off in the distance.

593
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 3: I basically remember this and it's like, oh yeah, and

594
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 3: then he eats like a burger or whatever.

595
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: And like that's basically the commercial.

596
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like two hot chicks and a guy

597
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 2: in a burger.

598
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: What are they what are they squeezing in their catch

599
00:32:59,360 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 1: up or something?

600
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 2: They're like doing volleyball, Like they're playing volleyball.

601
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I thought this was like squeezing ketchup packets

602
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: at you and they're having like a ketchup fight, like

603
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: ooh you got me, ooh, I'm gonna get you back

604
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: so bad.

605
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 2: Yeah.

606
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: That Riley loves it when we mentioned Kate Upton. Every

607
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: single time we mention it, he gets so excited, so

608
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: happy he cannot help himself. I'm just kidding. All right,

609
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: let's get into these updates. Oh my goodness, you guys

610
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: are so kind. Thank you everyone for the awards and

611
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: the compliments. I am so overwhelmed. You've all made my

612
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: little heart so happy. A lot of you want to

613
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: know if I got the job. Well, today I went

614
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 1: in for an interview and I just got home from that.

615
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: It went well, and I'm hoping for a call soon

616
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: and I'll update you when I know update number two. Hey, guys,

617
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: so I haven't gotten a call or anything. I'm starting

618
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: to think maybe they wanted someone long term and not

619
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: just someone from the summer. Sorry to disappoint y'all, but

620
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 1: if they do call me, I'll be sure to update.

621
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: Dang it, dang it, I was so sure. I was

622
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: so sure that, ah, dang, I was so sure we

623
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: were gonna get the happy ending we wanted. What a

624
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,439
Speaker 1: cliffhanger to leave off on. That's so tough, but all

625
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 1: in all, I mean, what I do think that's great

626
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: is you know, you just gotta love you, just gotta

627
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: love Karma, you know what I mean. It's such a

628
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: sweet and beautiful forest. Mama Karma rolled in here and

629
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: smacked entitled mom and her kid right in the face

630
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: with a dose of reality. Shout out to the desk

631
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 1: lading number two, who was here to defend low key

632
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: desk glading number one. Look at little sus She was letting,

633
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: She was letting a whole lot of stuff slide, you

634
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like, I don't know, I don't.

635
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 3: Know what what do you call that? Like there's gotta

636
00:34:57,680 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 3: be some effect or something like that. But it's like

637
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 3: someone goes up and they like treat one person horribly wrong,

638
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 3: but it turns out that that person's like the CEO

639
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 3: of whatever company.

640
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 2: What do you I.

641
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 3: Don't know what you call that, but she really escalading

642
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 3: Number two really pulled whatever you call that on them.

643
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, beauty, she really pulled. Let's let's create a word

644
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: for it.

645
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 2: It's like not like a pretty.

646
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: Woman another movie I haven't seen. Do you know the

647
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: premise of that though? No?

648
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 3: Okay, So basically like this like slutty looking woman or

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Speaker 3: like very ugly person goes into a store and goes

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Speaker 3: to this nice store and tries to buy a dress,

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Speaker 3: but they're like, no.

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Speaker 2: We're not gonna let you do it because you're ugly.

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Speaker 3: And then she leaves and then she like dolls herself up,

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Speaker 3: goes in and she's like, oh, can I have that?

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Speaker 2: And they're like, yes, you can. You're so pretty.

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Speaker 3: And then she's like, ha, joke's on you. I was

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Speaker 3: the woman before this and your people are horrible. And

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Speaker 3: then I forget what I haven't seen it that they

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Speaker 3: did like a version of it on the office, and

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Speaker 3: that's what I remember it from.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of pretty pretty woman. I think that's a

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Speaker 1: I think it's it's close enough, so it's close enough, OPI, OPI, OPI.

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Speaker 1: Pretty woman dere or desperately number two kind of pretty

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Speaker 1: pretty woman in them. My question is, what would you

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Speaker 1: do in this scenario of someone literally publicly insulting you,

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Speaker 1: just so blatantly obviously you know what I mean, Like,

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Speaker 1: what what do you do in that scenario?

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Speaker 3: Dude?

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Speaker 1: I think you gotta go like tennis ball grainy and

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Speaker 1: just like throw your freakin your your gnarled hands, you know,

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Speaker 1: rightest riddled fist, just just just scrap bro, just absolutely

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Speaker 1: throw down. I think that's my answer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I honestly I would if someone came up to

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Speaker 3: me and was like, you're not pretty enough for the job.

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Speaker 2: First off, I'm gonna laugh.

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Speaker 3: I was just gonna be like ha ha, and then

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Speaker 3: like I'd probably like get after him, be like what

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Speaker 3: do you mean by that?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean not pretty enough for this?

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Speaker 3: And then just like really like dig into it and

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Speaker 3: then make them cry, because if someone tries to make

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Speaker 3: me awkward, I awkward shift it onto.

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Speaker 2: Them and then they feel awkward and.

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Speaker 3: That's on them, like me, can't can't, can't, uh rattle me.

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Speaker 2: You know I'm good.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Riley, I do have to tell you something. You're

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Speaker 1: too pretty for this job. Too pretty for this job

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Speaker 1: because you're too damn beautiful. That's why I love working

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Speaker 1: for you. Got him? But you know what else we got, Riley?

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Speaker 2: What do you got another story? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Really, let's give it to him