Speaker 1: Rooking jewels second day. You ever go out on one
Speaker 1: of those first dates that's just so perfect. You're like,
Speaker 1: I could die right now and I'd be happy. Well,
Speaker 1: that almost happened to today's second date, or Anthony because
Speaker 1: he almost died on his first date. Oh, there it is.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say something sweet and romantic.
Speaker 1: Anthony almost died on his first date, isn't that right? Anthony? Um,
Speaker 1: this is gonna sound weird, but I mean, this is
Speaker 1: one of the moments that, like, I'll never forgive for
Speaker 1: the rest of my life. What do you mean, why
Speaker 1: the girl saved my life in the first five minutes
Speaker 1: of the date. Why don't you tell everybody what happened.
Speaker 1: I was walking with her and I was about to
Speaker 1: cross the street and I looked one way, but I
Speaker 1: didn't look the other way. I didn't look to my left,
Speaker 1: and I started to go on the street and she
Speaker 1: grabbed me, like literally and pulled me back at the
Speaker 1: cars zipped right in front of me, like, I mean
Speaker 1: missed me by about I would say, one foot, So
Speaker 1: you just weren't paying attention and almost walked into traffic.
Speaker 1: One foot more and I would have gotten ran over. Completely,
Speaker 1: and my adrenaline was pumping. I was like, I looked
Speaker 1: right at her and I just sounds so ridiculous. And
Speaker 1: I looked at her and I go like, you saved
Speaker 1: my life, and she goes, I know, and then I
Speaker 1: don't know what I was thinking, but I just went
Speaker 1: right for a kiss. Did she kiss you back? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't remember. My adreneral was pumping. I
Speaker 1: think it was more of me kissing her. Definitely me
Speaker 1: kissing her, for sure, more, but I think she might
Speaker 1: have kissed me back a little bit. It was like unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it was happening, and I couldn't get
Speaker 1: over it, Like she saved my life. Yeah right there,
Speaker 1: saved my life. You could be real awkward if like
Speaker 1: a firefighter was rescuing you at that time. If that's
Speaker 1: the way you reactive for being saved, just get over here, bro,
Speaker 1: give me a kiss. How did she react with aspen
Speaker 1: think the kiss? I don't know. I thought she was
Speaker 1: into it, but I think she was kind of in
Speaker 1: shocked that I went right for it, you know, Yeah, understandable.
Speaker 1: And so this whole thing was at the beginning of
Speaker 1: your date. Did you continue on the first five minutes,
Speaker 1: literally the first five minutes. So how the rest of
Speaker 1: the date go then? Did you just continue as normal
Speaker 1: or well, we still went out to eat, and I
Speaker 1: kind of did mention it a lot. Looking back now,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I couldn't believe that happened. So I kind
Speaker 1: of was saying a lot like just doing lame jokes
Speaker 1: about like, oh, this could have been a table for one,
Speaker 1: or this could have been like good old death joke
Speaker 1: could be at the dinner at the Hustle ben. I old,
Speaker 1: there's just a lame But I was like, I'd liked her.
Speaker 1: You feel like you just went back to the well
Speaker 1: too many times on that one joke, especially since it's
Speaker 1: not really keeping it light. Yeah, yeah, you realize you
Speaker 1: could be sitting here right now and my lifeless body
Speaker 1: would be in the street. I'd be doubling as a
Speaker 1: speed bump while you eat and have fun. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: how did your date end? Then? After all of that, Well,
Speaker 1: I dropped her back off at her house and then
Speaker 1: that that was basically it. I didn't I mean, I
Speaker 1: said one other I'm like, thanks for of my life,
Speaker 1: and she kind of laughed, and then that was it
Speaker 1: like I didn't even kiss her again, or it was nothing.
Speaker 1: I just feel like I really screwed up, Like I
Speaker 1: think I overcompensated. I want another shot at like having
Speaker 1: a normal date with her. All Right, that's pretty rough.
Speaker 1: That's like having the end of a movie at the beginning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all going to go downhill from there, right except
Speaker 1: the ending. Maybe she didn't want you know. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a tough spot to be here, man, that really is.
Speaker 1: That would be difficult to try to continue a date
Speaker 1: after something like that, if you really, like almost just
Speaker 1: got run over. It's like, how do you trump that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're the ones looking for the night and shining up.
Speaker 1: Thanks for rescuing me. I guess I could buy you
Speaker 1: a sandwich or something. All right, Well, we're gonna play
Speaker 1: a song. Come back, call her and get your second
Speaker 1: date up. That Did she say that she wanted to
Speaker 1: go out again? Or you just haven't heard anything from
Speaker 1: her at all. I just haven't heard anything from her, okay,
Speaker 1: But she said she had a good time. I don't
Speaker 1: know if she just was saying that because she thought
Speaker 1: I was almost a dead man and she's just helping
Speaker 1: me out. But I thought she had fun, but okay,
Speaker 1: a little bit. All right, we'll give her a call
Speaker 1: right after this. Hang on, man, Yeah, thank you guys
Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning. You know, having a near
Speaker 1: death experience can change a person, you know. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: had a lot of experiences where I almost died. It's
Speaker 1: made mebe become more selfish and I realized that I
Speaker 1: need to make my life more about me. But for
Speaker 1: other people, it can make them be more charitable. It
Speaker 1: can make them take risks like Anthony's about to do
Speaker 1: and call up Aspen on the radio to see when
Speaker 1: we went wrong on their date. If you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for the second date update, Anthony went out with Aspen.
Speaker 1: She actually saved his life within like the first five
Speaker 1: minutes of the date because he was walking into traffic
Speaker 1: didn't notice a car coming. She grabbed him and pulled
Speaker 1: him back. They ended up falling down and the car
Speaker 1: sped by, and then he kissed her yea to say
Speaker 1: thank you. She didn't necessarily kiss him back. We don't
Speaker 1: know for sure, but she hasn't called him since. Anthony.
Speaker 1: Are you ready to call Aspen? I am, I'm ready, man,
Speaker 1: You're right just saying I'm tarpedam man sees the moment,
Speaker 1: so I feel like I gotta go through with this. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: is there anything that you think could have gone wrong
Speaker 1: on the date other than just like you said earlier,
Speaker 1: you were making a lot of jokes about how you
Speaker 1: almost died, and you kind of kept harping on it
Speaker 1: and probably got a little old. No. I think that's
Speaker 1: basically it, you know, and I just want another shot.
Speaker 1: It's one normal date. Okay, all right, we're gonna call
Speaker 1: it right now. Hang on, Hello, Hi, can I speak
Speaker 1: to Aspen? Yeah? This is he? How are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm
Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five. I'm good. How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: Any idea why I might be calling you? No, Aspen,
Speaker 1: you recently went out on a date with one of
Speaker 1: our listeners and he is wondering why you aren't calling
Speaker 1: him back, and he asked us to call and see
Speaker 1: if we could find out what. Hm. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: remember going on this date because you actually saved the
Speaker 1: dude's life. Oh God, you remember, Anthony, of course? I remember.
Speaker 1: First of all, what's it light going out on a
Speaker 1: date with someone and then like within the first five
Speaker 1: minutes you're rescuing them from being smashed by a car.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not it's not the usual date. Kind
Speaker 1: of exciting, kind of strange. Okay, So he we talked
Speaker 1: to him and he told us all about it. He
Speaker 1: said that, you know, he showed up, picked you up,
Speaker 1: and then when you guys were walking across the street,
Speaker 1: he almost got hit by the car and you grabbed
Speaker 1: him and pulled him back, and he got excited, thank
Speaker 1: you for saving his life, and then kissed you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All true? All true. How did you feel about that, Aspen?
Speaker 1: The kissing part. I mean, it was a lot happening
Speaker 1: all at once. I mean, your adrenaline's going and like
Speaker 1: it was crazy, and I mean in the moment, it
Speaker 1: was all right. So you were okay with the kiss
Speaker 1: I was, Yes, Well, I had guessed that that was
Speaker 1: the reason you weren't calling him back. That was definitely
Speaker 1: a little odd. But did he tell you about the
Speaker 1: bathroom thing? Oh? No, no, did go Did he go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom in his bat when he saved him? Oh,
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I could think. That's understandable. Did Okay,
Speaker 1: if a car almost hit me, I would definitely do that.
Speaker 1: Is that what happen? I don't think we would have
Speaker 1: made it to dinner? Okay, what's the bathroom thing? Then?
Speaker 1: So we're like, you know, sitting there and he's all
Speaker 1: you're my hero and this isn't the other and then
Speaker 1: he's all excited and then he's like getting into the hole,
Speaker 1: like you know, this could be your last day on
Speaker 1: Earth and you'd like see the moment. And he basically
Speaker 1: basically propositioned me and was like, I think we should
Speaker 1: go do it in the bathroom. Oh yes, did he
Speaker 1: say it just like that first day? I mean he
Speaker 1: was like, didn't he do it in the bathroom? But
Speaker 1: he basically was like, I think we should go into
Speaker 1: the bathroom, you know, and I heard cut him off before,
Speaker 1: Yeah what did you and like did you say no,
Speaker 1: that's not going to happen. Were you obviously offended at
Speaker 1: that point? Yeah? I was like come on, dude, and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. See.
Speaker 1: I was on Anthony's side at first. I was like, man,
Speaker 1: that sucks. You almost get hit by a car. How
Speaker 1: are you going to continue with the date after that.
Speaker 1: Now I'm thinking he staged the whole thing just to
Speaker 1: try to get some love in the bathroom. Yeah, favorite
Speaker 1: pickup lineborate. But I can't believe this is or talking
Speaker 1: about this. He's on the other line right now, actually
Speaker 1: listening Aspen. Anthony, did you ask Aspen to get with
Speaker 1: you in the restaurant bathroom? I mean I did, but
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it, Like I just kind of was joking.
Speaker 1: I can't we talking about it? You were joking or no?
Speaker 1: Did you mean it or were you joking? I was
Speaker 1: definitely in the moment. I didn't mean it, but I
Speaker 1: didn't want it to be taken that way, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know one other way is there to take that? Anthony?
Speaker 1: Can I clear everything up here? He meant it like
Speaker 1: he was dead theorious all right. I tend to believe
Speaker 1: Aspen more than Anthony, because Anthony, it sounds like you're
Speaker 1: spinning your wheels trying to find a way to make
Speaker 1: this look good. That thought you're beautiful. I thought we
Speaker 1: shared a moment there and I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: and maybe it was a dumb idea and I really
Speaker 1: read it now, I mean yeah, we shared a moment,
Speaker 1: but that was like an hour after the moment. You
Speaker 1: did seize the moment, but then he tried to seize
Speaker 1: it again. Yeah yeaheah. I mean, Anthony, you got your
Speaker 1: life saved, you gotta kiss maybe cut while your head dude. Well,
Speaker 1: I just thought it would be fun first date. I
Speaker 1: thought it would be like really, yeah, I guess I know, well,
Speaker 1: and I apologize for that. I'm sorry. I just want
Speaker 1: to start like new and wonderness. Maybe you go on
Speaker 1: another day with me and we would just have a
Speaker 1: normal date and I won't do something like that. I know.
Speaker 1: I was just in the moment of like really, just
Speaker 1: in this like adrenaline pumping moment. I just want another chance.
Speaker 1: And if you give me one, And I ask, like,
Speaker 1: what's a normal date for you? Well, you can just
Speaker 1: go to a normal restaurant. We can and I can
Speaker 1: just meet you there, a normal restaurant that doesn't allow
Speaker 1: bathroom sex. Aspen, would you like to go out with
Speaker 1: Anthony again? I will pay for the date and you
Speaker 1: can see what a real date with Anthony is like. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, Aspen. I'm telling you, like,
Speaker 1: it will be the most normal common date, and I
Speaker 1: won't try to entice you to go in the bathroom
Speaker 1: with men. Yeah, I mean, and can we add one
Speaker 1: other thing to that? No, no hero worship. No hero worship. Okay,
Speaker 1: so don't worship her because she saved your life, and
Speaker 1: then don't ask to do it with her in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: and just don't force her to save your life a
Speaker 1: second time. If I have the opportunity, I'll save your life.
Speaker 1: Oh it's gonna make you choke on something and then
Speaker 1: give you a let's not get let's not have that opportunity.
Speaker 1: I don't want that either. I don't want that either.
Speaker 1: We go on another day with me, I will, yes,
Speaker 1: all right, sweet, good congratulations Anthony, you got your second date.
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, thank you. I swear we'll have a great time.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, Anthony, and asking this whole second
Speaker 1: date update thing is just it's gotta we wanted to
Speaker 1: take a risk. Any of you guys want to go
Speaker 1: in the bathroom, I'm sure you'll go with yourself later. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. Yeah,