Speaker 1: Oh, brother, welcome to this.
Speaker 2: That don't sit right with me.
Speaker 1: Letting letting Kay get the class camera one time, and
Speaker 1: he wants to take charge.
Speaker 3: I wanted I've always wanted to do the cloud.
Speaker 2: I get the last class.
Speaker 1: Oh, before we start every episode, we have to clap
Speaker 1: each other's cheeks so that the audio and like video
Speaker 1: is like aligned, so we do spank each other. And
Speaker 1: Ki wanted to get spanked, but we can't let him
Speaker 1: have it.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Okay, I'm gonna actually go. And I literally hate
Speaker 2: open cabinets so much. The reason why they have doors,
Speaker 2: it's because they're supposed to be shut. Wow, that was
Speaker 2: me that left it open.
Speaker 1: Well, welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercolm. If you
Speaker 1: feel like the funk shue is a little off, I
Speaker 1: don't know why that word is in my vocabulary. I
Speaker 1: think it's because that lady literally fucking yelled at me
Speaker 1: over my bag. She barked at me, but I liked it,
Speaker 1: like it felt good?
Speaker 2: Did it actually feel good? No? It was really she
Speaker 2: said it. It was like really disrespectful to me.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, it fully was, but like I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I could get down with this.
Speaker 2: She was like very neurotic of the backstory. This girl
Speaker 2: at this event, like random person was sitting next to
Speaker 2: in you at this table and and you put her
Speaker 2: purse on the ground and she was like, that's bad
Speaker 2: functuay to put it on the ground. And I don't
Speaker 2: want you to bring that energy around me, so like
Speaker 2: just like pick up your purse and so and you
Speaker 2: like put it on her seat or something, and like
Speaker 2: she was like just kept going about how like she
Speaker 2: didn't want that bad energy around us.
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I carry bad energy everywhere
Speaker 1: I go, so I don't plan on changing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you guys gonna introduce me or.
Speaker 1: Oh I forgot you were here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was weird.
Speaker 3: It did seem like you guys completely No.
Speaker 2: No, we were just talking about the bad functioning. We
Speaker 2: have really bad mental issues, and I was going to
Speaker 2: get to it eventually.
Speaker 1: Okay, at some point, maybe like thirty minutes into the episode,
Speaker 1: we'd be like, oh right, I also Kai here wa?
Speaker 2: Kai is here? This is Kay's episode the intro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, as you can tell, what I was trying
Speaker 1: to say is if the ora is like a little different,
Speaker 1: it's because Kai is on camera today, which is something
Speaker 1: everyone begs for, Like, but they beg for KAIKM.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they beg for KAIKM. But we're giving you a
Speaker 2: Kai episode because I feel like it's it's like only
Speaker 2: right to just like get to know Kai a little
Speaker 2: bit more. I feel like you guys kind of don't
Speaker 2: know him, and I think it's important to the whole
Speaker 2: ecosystem that is Emergency Intercom for you to learn about
Speaker 2: each of us.
Speaker 1: Well more importantly, we don't have the budget for another
Speaker 1: fucking camera, Like, we don't have two cameras. This camera
Speaker 1: isn't even ours, it's Josh's the one who for the podcast.
Speaker 3: People still don't even know how to spell my name.
Speaker 2: Oh do you want to?
Speaker 1: That could be your introduction break under introduction? Who are you?
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 2: How you filtrade Emergency in or Com?
Speaker 3: So my name is Kai Newman. It's spelled k Y.
Speaker 3: My parents just decided that they wanted it to be
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: That was fuzzy as hell.
Speaker 3: Sorry I was in the middle of Oh yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I know. Sorry, I infiltrated Emergency in or Com by
Speaker 3: talking to Druid a party about ketamine therapy for depression.
Speaker 1: You always forget that I was a part of that conversation, but.
Speaker 3: I you were a part of it, but I didn't.
Speaker 3: I thought that you didn't remember that you were a
Speaker 3: part of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't even actually remember that you were.
Speaker 1: No, I was fully a part of it because we
Speaker 1: were all talking about depression, and I think that's when
Speaker 1: I was still in my really really dark depression depressive episode,
Speaker 1: and then I tapped out because I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: this for real isn't going to stop, and it's actually
Speaker 1: going to make me like end my life tonight, So
Speaker 1: I'm tapping out.
Speaker 3: I thought you didn't remember, because when I talked to
Speaker 3: you like a year later, you were like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: so cool meeting you for the first time.
Speaker 1: Because I didn't like put that together like be bodied immediately.
Speaker 4: That was the first one out of many that conversation
Speaker 4: stuck with me for a very very long time. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 4: the one outside yeah on the balcony, because me and
Speaker 4: Kai literally talked for like, I feel like three hours,
Speaker 4: and then we also like like invited other people into
Speaker 4: our discussions and it like became like this big circle
Speaker 4: of people. We commanded Yeah, Chautau on the balcony.
Speaker 3: I don't remember who else it was, though, I feel
Speaker 3: like like Nick.
Speaker 2: When I was there, and then three or four other
Speaker 2: random people that I still to this day don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember you talking about getting like in an
Speaker 3: uber and then talking about needing to ship really bad.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that was your first introduction to India.
Speaker 2: I remember needing to ship. I feel like that's like
Speaker 2: most people's introduction.
Speaker 1: Most introductions to me are like people walking away and
Speaker 1: being like I still have no idea who that is.
Speaker 1: And that's good. That is good. You should block yourself
Speaker 1: fall from strangers. Everyone is scary, Yeah, exactly. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I I genuinely when I when we spoke. The next
Speaker 1: time I saw Kai was outside in the front of
Speaker 1: the house.
Speaker 3: Like a year later too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a long time.
Speaker 2: It was almost like a year and a half later.
Speaker 2: It was a peak pandemic.
Speaker 3: Within that time, the pandemic started and then the protests
Speaker 3: in La yeah, like all over the country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's when I was like riding my bike
Speaker 1: and that's why I saw you, because I came back
Speaker 1: from my bike ride.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it looked like me and Kai had just
Speaker 2: hooked up.
Speaker 1: I genuinely thought y'all were hooking up when he first
Speaker 1: started coming over. Like I don't know if I'm allowed
Speaker 1: to say that on the podcast, but that's genuinely what
Speaker 1: I thought. Like I was, like I did. I never
Speaker 1: once went to go check what you guys were doing.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know. I never like I
Speaker 1: never stepped foot. I never like Kai never introduced himself
Speaker 1: to me. So I was like, oh, this is something
Speaker 1: I shouldn't like glance twice at and like I can
Speaker 1: respect that, and like I was just like, I'm not
Speaker 1: this this man.
Speaker 2: I mean, we were hooking up, but you should have
Speaker 2: just like said you thought I.
Speaker 3: Was pulling up at three pm on like a Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, yeah, they're really about it.
Speaker 2: Like I'll never for kick I've been wearing his mask
Speaker 2: through the house that I was like, this motherfucker thinks
Speaker 2: were dirty.
Speaker 3: It was so that was I think about that, like
Speaker 3: That'll be an intrusive thought that I have when I'm
Speaker 3: driving gogere what happens For those of you that don't know,
Speaker 3: I pulled up to their apartment. This is the first
Speaker 3: time I'd ever like I feel like it's the first
Speaker 3: time I ever like hung out with everybody at once. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And it was like if you could even call it
Speaker 3: hanging out, because like I walked in, Drew was like
Speaker 3: gonna give me I think it was like a vase
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I walked in and you guys were all
Speaker 3: sitting on the couch without your masks because you all
Speaker 3: like lived together and like hang out all the time.
Speaker 3: And I was wearing my masks. It was like peak
Speaker 3: or it was like mid pandemic. And then I was like, oh, hey,
Speaker 3: what's up. I like said hi in a really weird way.
Speaker 3: You guys are watching Dave or something. You're like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's a like random person.
Speaker 1: Did I literally it was. I remember it was like you, Me, Josh,
Speaker 1: o'rian and maybe Lucas or Christian it was like one
Speaker 1: of them. Like it was like just all of us
Speaker 1: like sitting around.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, it was definitely Ryan was there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then I was just like I don't know what
Speaker 3: to do. I think I'm just gonna keep my mask on.
Speaker 2: Dude. I felt so bad because I was like, Dude,
Speaker 2: I like brought him into this environment where like it's
Speaker 2: just a bunch of people, like not a bunch like
Speaker 2: five people without a mask, and like I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, he's like freaking out because he's gonna
Speaker 2: get COVID from us. But we hadn't been anywhere in
Speaker 2: two weeks, so I was just.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, no, you know what it was. It was
Speaker 1: like that funny time during the pandemic where everyone's like
Speaker 1: logical sentences about like our ideas about how to maneuver
Speaker 1: through groups made no sense because it wasn't like you
Speaker 1: being in a mask. That bothered me because I was like, girl, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: get yours, like I get it, Like although we're being safe,
Speaker 1: like everybody was really.
Speaker 3: Concerned with everyone was like just in there apartment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So like I was like, oh, I get it,
Speaker 1: Like you haven't like been out. You're in like this
Speaker 1: home where like you don't know me and Josh, you
Speaker 1: don't know if we've been safe. Like that makes sense.
Speaker 1: But what annoyed me was Kai would come into the
Speaker 1: house and then go into Jerw's room and take off
Speaker 1: his mask. And I was like, that's when it makes
Speaker 1: no sense. But I don't blame you because again, I
Speaker 1: feel like that was like it's like the restaurant thing
Speaker 1: where it's like they have you fucking wear your mask
Speaker 1: going to the bathroom, but then you could go back
Speaker 1: out and like sit in the middle of our restaurant.
Speaker 2: And like pray your viruses everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and spray spit everywhere.
Speaker 2: I remember you. You made us work outside too, like the.
Speaker 3: First time I made us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, you.
Speaker 1: Don't remind him of that. He's going to have like
Speaker 1: a panica.
Speaker 3: Well, I just I felt so bad. I was just like,
Speaker 3: first of all, it's stressful, like enter an apartment with
Speaker 3: a bunch of people that all know each other and
Speaker 3: like you.
Speaker 1: It's our group was like the worst like group to
Speaker 1: like assimilate, and because we're.
Speaker 2: So loud, Like we're loud as fuck. And also we
Speaker 2: are relentless and merciless and like if you can't catch
Speaker 2: on to like the jokes that we're throwing at you,
Speaker 2: like they don't stop until you either figure it out
Speaker 2: or you leave.
Speaker 1: Or you tap out. Most people tap in though, because.
Speaker 2: It's turn people out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's literally just like I guess we're not saying
Speaker 1: none of I know, none of our conversations are ever
Speaker 1: like like super like it's like we're saying nothing when
Speaker 1: we speak, like that's it, and you either like get it.
Speaker 1: You either get it or you don't, or you don't because.
Speaker 3: I still I just like vividly remember sitting on the
Speaker 3: couch while everybody was watching Dave and just wearing my
Speaker 3: mask and everybody else wasn't and they were like, who
Speaker 3: the fuck is this dude, because it was like at
Speaker 3: that point too, we just didn't even know how dangerous
Speaker 3: COVID was, you know. We were like, We're like, this
Speaker 3: is pretty bad. We don't know, we don't even know
Speaker 3: like how it spreads.
Speaker 2: It was honestly like respectful and you're in like almost
Speaker 2: if you like think back on it, because it was respectful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you ill like really latching onto that. But
Speaker 1: when you mentioned that, I'd even remember that day. That
Speaker 1: day was such a like just one of those days
Speaker 1: during the pandemic where it was just like absolute nothing,
Speaker 1: like mindless nothing. I think I was straightening my hair
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know, I might be thinking of
Speaker 1: a different day. There were just so many days where
Speaker 1: all we did was sit on the fucking country douic shit.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I do remember you being in the house and.
Speaker 2: Wearing smoking blunts, eating cheese and crackers, that was your pandemic.
Speaker 3: Yeahs cheese and crackers.
Speaker 2: For eating cheese and crackers, you were smoking goat cheese
Speaker 2: cream creamy goat cheese.
Speaker 1: I think I gave myself a tapeworm, but that's not
Speaker 1: here there girl.
Speaker 2: Recently, we need to get tapeworms. Looky I should I
Speaker 2: think you got a tapeworm?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do too. It's literally in my hole right now.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not kidding, I don't know what I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let me let me, let me see your excrem in
Speaker 2: after you shit and let me sick.
Speaker 1: Oh gonna imagine I go and like take a little
Speaker 1: turn right now, and there's little worms like crawling in
Speaker 1: and out of it. No, I straight up think there's
Speaker 1: something wrong with my stomach. Like just for everybody to
Speaker 1: as an update is because all I do is talk
Speaker 1: about my fucking shit on this podcast. Oh I thought
Speaker 1: I was gonna burpen it almost to throw up. But
Speaker 1: I've been that would not be good. I've been every
Speaker 1: time I go to poop, it hurts so fucking bad
Speaker 1: that like I get like really cold and like shake
Speaker 1: a little, and it's like a really really gnarly pain
Speaker 1: and it's like cramping. Up and it's like it literally
Speaker 1: feels like I'm gonna throw up as I'm pooping because
Speaker 1: I'm putting so much strain on my body.
Speaker 3: That's how you get hemorrhoids.
Speaker 1: No, but that's the thing. I'm not pushing. It's literally
Speaker 1: like I have to poop, but like to put any
Speaker 1: pressure on my body, it like sends shocks of like
Speaker 1: really intense pain in my actual stomach, not even like
Speaker 1: my abdomen. It's it's not in my intestine. It's in
Speaker 1: my stomach up here. It really hurts. And I spent.
Speaker 2: Cry baby cry a little.
Speaker 1: It is it is my period. I think I think
Speaker 1: it's just my period.
Speaker 2: I was saying earlier. My new saying is immediately I
Speaker 2: rolls from India because.
Speaker 1: I was trying to get this out earlier. We were walking.
Speaker 2: Let's get some boots, but hold the house. Boots, house
Speaker 2: on the side.
Speaker 3: Oh that's really good.
Speaker 2: Let me get some boots. House on the side. Maybe
Speaker 2: down it, put it on the down low.
Speaker 1: Maybe put it on the down payment of the house.
Speaker 1: What side of the boots.
Speaker 2: Let me get a side of boots. Hold the house.
Speaker 2: That's it. Let me get a side of the boots.
Speaker 2: Hold the house.
Speaker 3: That's cool. Like when you said that, I feel like
Speaker 3: I lit up.
Speaker 1: That was like, that was you lighting up?
Speaker 3: I have depression.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that you know how that fucking came up
Speaker 1: is I illegally parked my car in this one street
Speaker 1: all the time. Today I finally was faced with the
Speaker 1: repercussions and I got a ticket, A big, hefty, fat
Speaker 1: stinking ticket. To be fair, I pushed it. I left
Speaker 1: that car there for like two hours, like I was really.
Speaker 2: Feeling myself unreal. We went in eate for an hour
Speaker 2: and we came back and like, oh, like no ticket,
Speaker 2: and we went in for another hour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we went to a different.
Speaker 2: Power went out today.
Speaker 1: This came up is because when I was parking my car,
Speaker 1: I was like, I wonder if they would tow my
Speaker 1: car put a boot on it? And then I was like,
Speaker 1: why have no companies gone out of their way to
Speaker 1: make like portable boots that you could put on your
Speaker 1: own car, to trick towing companies and ship into thinking
Speaker 1: that you just have a boot on your car already
Speaker 1: so you can legal.
Speaker 2: Or fake tickets, put fakes.
Speaker 1: Literally, I think about all the if I get a
Speaker 1: ticket and I'm like, bitch, I'm just committing to it,
Speaker 1: and I leave the ticket on there for the rest
Speaker 1: of the day because I'm like, what are you gonna
Speaker 1: double me up?
Speaker 3: My friend would just do that. He just had a
Speaker 3: ticket that he would just put on his windshield.
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep the one put it there. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to do that too.
Speaker 2: Then.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was like saying that, and then I
Speaker 1: was like, should I put boots on all four of
Speaker 1: my wheels and give my car up hair? It's literally
Speaker 1: boots And then Jerry get stuttered like insanely to try
Speaker 1: to get that sentence out. He was like, oh wait,
Speaker 1: he was like, no, no, I'm gonna say this for
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 2: No wait, no I should say. I was like, can
Speaker 2: I get some boots? And then he was like, Drew,
Speaker 2: shut the fuck up and just say it on the podcast.
Speaker 2: But with that said, we thought our power went out.
Speaker 1: Today, Yeah, we thought our bill.
Speaker 3: How long was it out? For? Like three hours?
Speaker 2: Like two hours?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And we were doing the same naughty thing. It's
Speaker 2: like literally an addiction, like we're addicted to seeing how
Speaker 2: high the number can go. And we like we've ever
Speaker 2: since we paid it last like we haven't paid it again.
Speaker 1: You know what it is is like power going out.
Speaker 1: Paying It reminds me of my childhood. It just reminds
Speaker 1: me of that fear, like of like being home and
Speaker 1: feeling safe, but then the power going out and being
Speaker 1: like what happened and my dad being like put all
Speaker 1: the food in the cooler with dice.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: The power going out when you were younger was the
Speaker 3: coolest thing.
Speaker 2: Lighting candles, Yeah, you'll light candles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we would like candles. And I remember like one
Speaker 3: time it went out and my neighbor at the time
Speaker 3: I had like a crush on. I was like we
Speaker 3: were both like thirteen boned. No, we didn't bone. I
Speaker 3: just remember like she like moved in like six months
Speaker 3: earlier or something, and I was like so afraid to
Speaker 3: ever like even like talk to them. I remember like
Speaker 3: the power went out and we all, like all the
Speaker 3: neighbors like went out and we're like standing in the street.
Speaker 2: Just talking about it.
Speaker 3: And I remember like she was there and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, this is so exciting.
Speaker 1: Wait, what's the point of telling a story if y'all
Speaker 1: don't have sex in it?
Speaker 3: Stories can like it's not about the destinations, about the
Speaker 3: journey facts.
Speaker 1: No, it's about the climate when.
Speaker 2: When we went to it, and.
Speaker 3: It's all about busting I know.
Speaker 1: It's all about games getting to that peak of pleasure.
Speaker 2: When we had that recent power outage, I felt like
Speaker 2: such a dad. Like I went outside and stood in
Speaker 2: the road with my hands off my side like this,
Speaker 2: and I was like trying to like communicate with the
Speaker 2: other neighbors and none of them they were all dubbing
Speaker 2: the fuck out of me. I was like, so, is
Speaker 2: y'all's power out too, I'm assuming and they were like
Speaker 2: they were just like look at me. And I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm going inside.
Speaker 1: Do you live in this area?
Speaker 3: Like image of you standing with your hands like against
Speaker 3: her back is so.
Speaker 2: I'm going inside now.
Speaker 1: And then I was at Airwon and I bought a
Speaker 1: million of the most probably expensive little candles ever because
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, it's just gonna be cute, like
Speaker 1: I want to rush back home and light them up
Speaker 1: for the for like all of our friends at are
Speaker 1: at home, and the light went out on right when
Speaker 1: I paid for that.
Speaker 2: Dude, I used one of those randomly one day when
Speaker 2: you were gone, and it burnt And I'm not kidding
Speaker 2: the entire thing burnt and went out in five minutes,
Speaker 2: and that I'm not exaggerating, like it melted. You gone, Yeah,
Speaker 2: all of the wax was gone. I was like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck. I like went to and took a shower,
Speaker 2: and I came back and it was already out and
Speaker 2: all the wax was gone, And I was like, did
Speaker 2: Josh drink the wax? I swear to God winn through
Speaker 2: my head, but power.
Speaker 1: I the reason I was watching that Sly Cooper thing yesterday.
Speaker 1: That video game is literally because one of my fondest
Speaker 1: memories of playing that is like our godfamily used to
Speaker 1: live across the street from us, and then when not
Speaker 1: I think it was Hurricane Katrina, it wasn't Hurricane or
Speaker 1: it wasn't Hurricane Andrew. Maybe it was whatever hurricane hit Miami,
Speaker 1: and it was like pretty gnarly, like it was one
Speaker 1: of the bad hurricanes when I was younger. After I
Speaker 1: hit Miami, our godfamily's house actually got like really fucked up,
Speaker 1: like the roof so they couldn't stay there. And when
Speaker 1: the power finally came back on, we were all talking
Speaker 1: and like all of my god siblings like came over
Speaker 1: and we were all hanging out and like we finally
Speaker 1: got to.
Speaker 2: Play we have siblings that are gods.
Speaker 1: Yeah wait, we didn't know that.
Speaker 3: No nobody knew that.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, when God actually likes you and cares
Speaker 1: about you, he like gives you even more family because
Speaker 1: he wants you to be surrounded by extra love. Y'all
Speaker 1: don't have that. No, Oh my God, you should speak
Speaker 1: to him.
Speaker 3: So you guys were all just playing.
Speaker 1: We were playing Sally Cooper, like when the Power Came Back.
Speaker 1: That was like the first video game we were playing.
Speaker 1: And I was so happy because I was my favorite
Speaker 1: game and I was like, so I get to play
Speaker 1: this game again. Because I thought I was going to
Speaker 1: die during the hurricane, because it was just like anytime
Speaker 1: a hurricane kit hit and it was that crazy. I
Speaker 1: like swore I was gonna die and it was a
Speaker 1: crazy hurricane, Like our backyard was full of trees and
Speaker 1: all the trees got knocked down.
Speaker 2: You had hurricanes, I had tornadoes, and KAI had fires.
Speaker 3: I had fires. Yeah, my parents' house has My parents
Speaker 3: live in northern California, and my parents house have almost
Speaker 3: burned down like five times.
Speaker 2: Have y'all ever had like a fire experience of like
Speaker 2: our house burning or like something close to.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, In twenty eighteen, the fire like reached almost
Speaker 3: our backyard. My parents could see it and then they
Speaker 3: evacuated everything.
Speaker 1: Dude, that's insane. That's literally my nightmare is because of like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm like literally if.
Speaker 2: Our house burnt down, I would actually, I'm not kidding,
Speaker 2: would kill myself. And that's like not a joke, Like, I.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 2: I have my little trinkets that I've collected over the
Speaker 2: last three years, Like what am I going to do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my thing is. I'm like I got all my.
Speaker 2: Little like grimlins, like we're literally goblins and we have
Speaker 2: our little No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have my trinkets that I like, go and
Speaker 1: I collect and I and I add them to my
Speaker 1: room and I can't stop. Every time I'm out I
Speaker 1: see a little trinket, I'm like, this needs to be
Speaker 1: at it to my collection.
Speaker 3: If my house burned down. Ketamine treatment has worked so
Speaker 3: well for me that even that wouldn't affect me, and
Speaker 3: I would just like turn.
Speaker 2: It into advanced Who do you like more mirror in you?
Speaker 1: I was going to say something so mean and you
Speaker 1: were going to win it. I was gonna be like, bro,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't care because the clothes on your back is
Speaker 1: like the same thing you wear every day.
Speaker 3: Okay, cut that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, K, You're awesome. That was a joke.
Speaker 3: I thank you.
Speaker 2: Do you like more mirror in you?
Speaker 3: Okay? So he's always talking to you guys at chateau.
Speaker 3: That's how wes that's how we first met, right like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so we can just go back to that story if
Speaker 3: you want, just like circle back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: What does it have to do with oh, you're you're
Speaker 1: awarding the pussion.
Speaker 3: I'm not avoiding anything.
Speaker 1: I was just like, you could be honest, you're you're
Speaker 1: I feel like you're closer to Drew. It make more
Speaker 1: sense if you picked true.
Speaker 2: Well, he's hesitating, which makes me good that he likes
Speaker 2: you more. Let me down.
Speaker 3: I'm closer to Drew, but I do like you guys equally.
Speaker 3: Are the reason why I say that, even though I'm
Speaker 3: closer to drews because I am afraid of women. So
Speaker 3: even though it seems like I like Drew more. See,
Speaker 3: I can't even look at you. Even it seems like
Speaker 3: I like Drew more, I actually like you guys perfectly equally.
Speaker 2: And which is disrespectful to me.
Speaker 3: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Why do you have to like?
Speaker 3: People can see a little. I'm actually glad that people
Speaker 3: can see the manipulation and gaslighting in real time.
Speaker 2: You're one manipulating in gas lighting. No, I'm not saying
Speaker 2: you like Inya more than me.
Speaker 1: It's also funny because you're just asked you a question
Speaker 1: and you're making it this whole thing, and you're gas lighting.
Speaker 2: And then you just said you like Inya more and
Speaker 2: now I'm trying to get you.
Speaker 3: No, No, I know I didn't say that I liked anymore.
Speaker 3: I like you, guys.
Speaker 1: I hate that I'm doing this to you.
Speaker 2: Said that he wants me and my family to burn it.
Speaker 1: I've caused like violence like this between two men.
Speaker 2: Said his backyard caught on fire and he thought about
Speaker 2: throwing me into the fire.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I never said that, you guys.
Speaker 1: Because because you get final cut, you're gonna cut that out.
Speaker 3: You guys are seeing this. You guys are saying this mmmmm.
Speaker 3: Look as the third to this polyamorous relationship.
Speaker 2: We haven't talked about that. Come on, lockhands, everybody, hold
Speaker 2: my hands, really sweaty.
Speaker 1: But my hands have pea on them.
Speaker 2: I can't hold his wrist, hold his wrist, no other wrist. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we need to make a circle because.
Speaker 1: We're making a triangle right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, we are in a three way polyamorous relationship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is the cannot look you in the eyes though.
Speaker 3: I am still afraid of women, but partially.
Speaker 1: In the eyes I think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just you guys saw that I did it,
Speaker 3: and she went.
Speaker 1: It was like, you're like too close?
Speaker 2: Can you make eye contact with me?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Easy? You have hunter eyes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I I kill my arms are and Kay's blocking
Speaker 5: on my good light, Like I need to, like, I like,
Speaker 5: y'all get and you think about saying sentimental things.
Speaker 1: I get on here and I'm like I need to
Speaker 1: look good and get clipped.
Speaker 2: The polyamorous relationship, it has its ups and downs, but
Speaker 2: like at the end of the day, like we make
Speaker 2: it work.
Speaker 1: It's good because since Kai is like not brave enough
Speaker 1: to say that he wants more love and affection from us,
Speaker 1: we can just like be really dismissive and like forget
Speaker 1: Kay's in the relationship sometimes and then we're like, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, k like yeah, pick up the slack kind
Speaker 2: of builds forts for us, and he like he buys
Speaker 2: things and drives us around.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's my take on polyamorous relationships. Okay, everyone's like.
Speaker 1: Be careful, you're walking into public scrutiny. Now, you know
Speaker 1: how hard it is to be us.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just like looked into the camera and had
Speaker 3: an excize how many people are talking. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 3: people are like they can't work. It's like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: like that shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are a lot of people who are like
Speaker 1: that shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Like I feel like a lot of people.
Speaker 3: I feel like after thirty, all of a sudden, like
Speaker 3: people just have the urge to become polyamorous now, but
Speaker 3: like before that, most people are pretty skeptical of it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I've heard people just be like, no, that shit
Speaker 3: can't work, Like if you have like seven people, like
Speaker 3: fucking yeah. But look at us right, like we're we're
Speaker 3: a perfect example of how polyamory can work.
Speaker 1: And it could be beautiful.
Speaker 3: But my real, my real, like thing is that what
Speaker 3: like ninety eight percent of monogamous relationships fail, Like what
Speaker 3: are we comparing that to ninety of every relationship?
Speaker 1: But then I guess you're not you're not taking into
Speaker 1: account of like how much how much research has there
Speaker 1: actually been about like the longevity of polyamorous.
Speaker 2: Or relationships or phone No one was ever meant to
Speaker 2: be in a relationship. We were all just meant to
Speaker 2: like have sex and make babies and then move on.
Speaker 2: But like, I'm not disagreeing with it. I think it's
Speaker 2: really cute to be in love. But I think polyamory
Speaker 2: is like biologically like what we were supposed to do.
Speaker 2: I agree with it, but I genuine yourself for right
Speaker 2: now in my life, I used to be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I could be like poly like of course, like I
Speaker 2: could figure that out. But like the more I think
Speaker 2: about it, it literally scares of fogotomy that like I
Speaker 2: don't have full possession of.
Speaker 1: Her, Yeah I don't. I like, okay, two things is
Speaker 1: like I think, like I think it's done for anybody
Speaker 1: to like look at any kind of like relationship like
Speaker 1: structure and be like, oh that shit doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Fuck that, Like it's stupid, it doesn't work, because I
Speaker 1: genuinely do think like every single person you meet, like
Speaker 1: even your closest friends, like the deeper you get into it,
Speaker 1: like within your friendships. I think you find that like
Speaker 1: everybody has such a specific way about in which they
Speaker 1: cater to like romantic or like intimate relationships. It's just
Speaker 1: like such a different playing field, and it really is
Speaker 1: by person, it's very different. Like you can have two
Speaker 1: people who are very monogamous, but or like you can
Speaker 1: have too like not two people in a relationship, but
Speaker 1: like put two people in a room who are really
Speaker 1: monogamous believe in monogamy, but then there are ideas of
Speaker 1: sex and like how like like important or how like
Speaker 1: how much they let sex like affect their idea of monogamy,
Speaker 1: Like does that make sense? Like there are people who
Speaker 1: like like for me, like I personally, especially at this
Speaker 1: point in my life, Like I see like sexual relationships
Speaker 1: as like a big thing, Like I don't I'm not somebody.
Speaker 2: I'm not somebody.
Speaker 1: Partake and like, yeah, I'm not someone who could be
Speaker 1: like a dirty little slut like Drew. It's like disgusting, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Drew ship a whole. I'm literally trying to
Speaker 2: like have as much sex as.
Speaker 1: Possible, see, and I can't do that, Like I'm just
Speaker 1: like I genuinely like I physically can't get myself to
Speaker 1: do that, because I'm just not someone who, like, at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, is that interested in sex. Actually,
Speaker 1: that's literally a line. I'm so horny.
Speaker 2: Every rose literally does have its thorns.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he said this yesterday.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shove your mic up your ass and it's
Speaker 1: gonna come out your mouth, and I'm gonna put you
Speaker 1: on a fucking fire like a little skewer.
Speaker 2: I would actually love that.
Speaker 3: I'm going to watch.
Speaker 1: Or are you gonna watch?
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1: Watch pants on or off.
Speaker 3: They will start on and then they will come off
Speaker 3: about three minutes in.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I forgot the super serious thing I was
Speaker 1: trying to say because Drew literally interrupted me by yelling.
Speaker 2: Something so important.
Speaker 3: I was like, totally, it's so crazy, like being up
Speaker 3: here and seeing it happen, or like you like talking
Speaker 3: about like expressing something, and then Drew just screaming, I'm
Speaker 3: a whore.
Speaker 1: Like just to break it. But basically I always saying, like,
Speaker 1: I think the same thing goes in with polyamory. I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's people who are a part of polyamorous situations
Speaker 1: and like do have tinges of believing in monogamy, but
Speaker 1: like it's just everybody is there on their own spectrum
Speaker 1: of like where they fall. So like being like polyamory
Speaker 1: doesn't fucking work is so stupid because it really does
Speaker 1: work for some people. But I think relationships in general,
Speaker 1: whether they be like polygamous, monogamous, platonic, like no matter what, like,
Speaker 1: relationships are meant to like for the most part, sizzle
Speaker 1: out and like go in and out of your life
Speaker 1: because like that's what. Yeah, like you were saying, bitch,
Speaker 1: we're fucking what the fuck are you saying? You're saying,
Speaker 1: like religions, I'm gonna smack the shit, but you were saying, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we are just fucking animals, And like, I think the
Speaker 1: reason humans like partnership is because it's like a really
Speaker 1: big growing thing and you can lean on someone emotionally
Speaker 1: l But like.
Speaker 2: We're just animals on a spinning rock floating in outer
Speaker 2: space at terminal velocity.
Speaker 1: That's literally every thirteen year old who refuses to do that.
Speaker 2: That's ironically now, Like I literally like think about that
Speaker 2: sometimes and it freaks me the funk out, but it
Speaker 2: is grounding.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what what's your guys' body count?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Later they actually on. Ironically, I don't know, it's like
Speaker 2: that's not enough. Yeah, when I go back to Texas.
Speaker 2: When I go back to Texas, I literally turn up.
Speaker 2: Turn the fuck up. You turn like literally.
Speaker 1: Literally turns the fuck up. He turns it out.
Speaker 2: I will actually send you a detailed account of every
Speaker 2: time I hook up with someone if you want.
Speaker 1: Me to do that for Yes, why I got to
Speaker 1: be a part of that.
Speaker 2: You can be a part of it too. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: just asked the body count question.
Speaker 1: I always ask the body count.
Speaker 2: The emergency we have the emergency intercom group chat, and
Speaker 2: then we have Drew's body count.
Speaker 3: You should discord for us, No, we're only you can
Speaker 3: talk discord. Did not bring discord.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'll just give you a very detailed account
Speaker 2: of every I mean, there was one recently that I
Speaker 2: had to tell you about. Yeah, that was just crazy.
Speaker 2: I told you about it.
Speaker 1: That one was what then was I gonna say?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: There were two?
Speaker 1: Actually I always brings up guy always brings up body count.
Speaker 1: And literally when I met you, I thought you were
Speaker 1: a fucking slut. But that's because I think every man
Speaker 1: is a slut, and I do believe.
Speaker 3: All Right, we're gonna photo. You actually look so fucking sexy.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm like a sexy hot That is the.
Speaker 3: Sexiest man I've ever seen such a man photo, I know, and.
Speaker 2: I look good as when I saw I'm not this
Speaker 2: is like actually airing myself out. But when I saw
Speaker 2: this photo, it turned me on. Do you ever see
Speaker 2: yourself and you see it like the time, like damn.
Speaker 1: All the time when for the most part, when I'm
Speaker 1: looking in the mirror, I'm like, damn, I'm so hot. And
Speaker 1: I immediately turned around and I want to cry because
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't believe what I just fucking witnessed.
Speaker 2: But Drew Moji coming soon, like and share tech.
Speaker 1: Notes, You've said that forever Drew Moji is coming as
Speaker 1: soon as like You've also been like I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: a Tesla for like eight years, Like can I fucking live?
Speaker 2: I cannot live around anybody anymore. I'm busting out the
Speaker 2: notes already, girls, girls, two types of people in the world,
Speaker 2: those guys bagel bites and those who like pizza.
Speaker 3: But they supposed to prepare for this.
Speaker 2: What no like notes? Why are you on?
Speaker 1: Like You're like literally out of a hole right now?
Speaker 1: You're like freaking out.
Speaker 2: Oh should we talk about that? Do you want to
Speaker 2: talk about that a little bit? Yeah, sure, you're ketamine treatments.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's like private to you, but no, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm down. That ship is so fascinating to me, and
Speaker 2: I'm sure someone out there will really love it or
Speaker 2: relate to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this was our first conversation ever was basically like
Speaker 3: I also think about this, like when we first started talking,
Speaker 3: I think about the fact that like, somehow, within thirty
Speaker 3: seconds we were just both talking about being violently depressed.
Speaker 2: No, it's I've said this before. Literally, people have orias
Speaker 2: and energy so that you can trust and like you're
Speaker 2: a very trusting person, and I feel like I have
Speaker 2: the same trusting orga like look at me, I.
Speaker 1: Do kill I also think because during the time we
Speaker 1: met you, literally it was in twenty nineteen, like earlier
Speaker 1: in the year of twenty nineteen, and that is when
Speaker 1: I was literally so depressed. That's all I would talk about. Like,
Speaker 1: that's all I talked about, is like, it's so fucking sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what we essentially talked about is, uh, when
Speaker 3: I turned like fourteen, I just felt like I was
Speaker 3: getting very chemically depressed, like the type of shit where
Speaker 3: you wake up in the morning you're like, oh wow,
Speaker 3: like this is gonna be a fucking very hard day.
Speaker 3: And I started the whole like prescription drug saga over
Speaker 3: like ten years of just trying basically every SSR I
Speaker 3: like like antipsychotics, like anti you know, I was on
Speaker 3: lithium at one point, which is like kind of insane,
Speaker 3: but uh yeah, Like that went on until I would
Speaker 3: think I was like twenty three or twenty four, so
Speaker 3: this was like twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: But ma, you're forty seven right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah what Yeah, I'm forty seven.
Speaker 1: Oh that's kind of you look really good for forty seven,
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, you look really good for unless you're
Speaker 1: lying and you're like actually like twenty seven. Because if
Speaker 1: that's the case, then you look really bad for seven.
Speaker 3: They can move on. But yeah, So when I was
Speaker 3: like twenty four, I I was like, I don't know
Speaker 3: what else to do. I had never done a psychedelic drug.
Speaker 3: I had never like I was very much I had
Speaker 3: heard of ketamine, but I had never like I was
Speaker 3: like very skeptical of it. I just kind of felt like,
Speaker 3: how can this drug that like gabbers in like London
Speaker 3: and do at raves like help you with your depression and.
Speaker 2: It gives you crystals and your bladder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly. And my parents were just like, well,
Speaker 3: if you want to do this, like we'll support you.
Speaker 3: And I'm really fucking lucky to have parents that have
Speaker 3: stuck with me over like a total like fifteen years
Speaker 3: at this point, trying everything and supporting me through this.
Speaker 3: And I did it, and I was really skeptical of it.
Speaker 3: I was skeptical to say whether or not it worked
Speaker 3: until like a year after I started it.
Speaker 2: But damn at those new treatments.
Speaker 3: Is that like I don't know, I think it was
Speaker 3: like twelve or thirteen damn. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Were you getta get like once a month?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like once a month that you go
Speaker 3: in and it's like two doctors, you talk to them
Speaker 3: for like thirty minutes, and then you get an intramuscular
Speaker 3: injection of it, and it's like basically what people do
Speaker 3: when they makes me into k hole. I think they're
Speaker 3: doing like a fraction of what they inject you with.
Speaker 3: And also you metabolize it really fucking quickly.
Speaker 2: So you're doing like it's like a k hole.
Speaker 3: Times a thousand, like like credulous. You really like destroys
Speaker 3: your sense of ego within, Like you go from one
Speaker 3: minute of being completely sober to like minute three of
Speaker 3: questioning if I'm me or if I'm my dad, Like
Speaker 3: I truly don't know.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's so scary. Yeah, that would fuck me up forever.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I could ever do that.
Speaker 1: Also, to preface this, because I don't want any of
Speaker 1: y'all watching this to be like, oh my god, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go do like street kenemye. This is like
Speaker 1: all medical grade. Yeah, this is all like medical grade,
Speaker 1: like going into by doctor. Yeah, we're seen by doctors.
Speaker 1: Like it's very like medically advised. Yeah. I just don't
Speaker 1: want I don't I don't want any.
Speaker 2: Of you don't want the ketymine rats. We don't need
Speaker 2: ketmine rats.
Speaker 3: Street Keademine is also like not pure keademy Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: like angus fall. And there's also two different types of ketamene,
Speaker 3: And one of them is like actually better from neurogenesis
Speaker 3: and like growing your brain and whatever. The other one
Speaker 3: is like I don't think.
Speaker 1: And you started taking it. Also because you heard that
Speaker 1: it grows your balls too, right.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it grows your balls. Yeah, so now
Speaker 3: my balls are really big.
Speaker 1: Yeah in the morning he has to like you know why,
Speaker 1: we don't have to know, just like I just keep
Speaker 1: going because I'm gonna get.
Speaker 3: Poly vibes. But yeah, so I was really skeptical of it.
Speaker 3: I was really skeptical of any psychedelics in general because
Speaker 3: I was just like honestly just fucking afraid of like
Speaker 3: all of the horror stories that you hear growing up.
Speaker 3: But yeah, like after a year, I essentially I can
Speaker 3: look back at that time of when I started the treatment,
Speaker 3: and so much of my life is better. I can't.
Speaker 3: I will never say like this is for everyone, because
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's it's just like some people have like super good experiences.
Speaker 2: Some people like experiences.
Speaker 3: Some people get super horny on Will Buttrin and are
Speaker 3: able to have an infinite When I was on Will Buttrin,
Speaker 3: my penis essentially fell off. So it's very different.
Speaker 2: It's really weird down there now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's super weird.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. What is like the average session look like
Speaker 2: that's like interesting, Like.
Speaker 3: It's like three hours and you go in you talk
Speaker 3: about your intentions about like what you've been struggling with.
Speaker 2: So it's like an intentions thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you get the injection and yeah, you
Speaker 3: slip into a completely different dimension that I don't. I
Speaker 3: feel like if I try to explain it, it might
Speaker 3: be really abstract and honestly, give okay. It feels like
Speaker 3: like the first time I did it, it felt like
Speaker 3: I was being pressed in between the pages of a book,
Speaker 3: and every page was like a different universe, and I
Speaker 3: was like moving between each of these different universes.
Speaker 1: I had, like wead ship, I was gonna say, because
Speaker 1: I've literally had a like a read and do psychosist
Speaker 1: that literally feels like flipping through pages of a book,
Speaker 1: but in like a really bad way. Yeah, and like
Speaker 1: a way where I'm like I had that too, or
Speaker 1: like traumatizing. Yeah, I had like I don't know who
Speaker 1: I am. Like I've had to ask people.
Speaker 3: Ego death or close to ego death experience mine, give me,
Speaker 3: I can't go together?
Speaker 2: Isn't real if you if you no, you can, you can?
Speaker 3: You can you can end that That was that was
Speaker 3: actually that was the.
Speaker 2: Death isn't technically real because if you experienced ego death,
Speaker 2: your ego wouldn't be there to be active after the fact.
Speaker 2: To explain that you had ego death, Well, I came
Speaker 2: out kind of logical, that does make sense.
Speaker 1: I came out with bigger boobs after my psychosis though,
Speaker 1: oh really, yeah, one was heavier than the other. So
Speaker 1: I had to induce myself in psychosis again from weeds
Speaker 1: so that they could even app out. Yeah, they're still
Speaker 1: a little uneven, but like you.
Speaker 3: Know that, that's really cool. But yeah, yeah, sometimes sometimes
Speaker 3: the experience is really like obtuse and really hard to
Speaker 3: like grasp. And sometimes it's very clear, like I had.
Speaker 2: What the universe is trying to tell you to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like I had this this really visceral experience of
Speaker 3: like doing it. And then all of a sudden, I
Speaker 3: was just in a room and I was in like
Speaker 3: my childhood bedroom, and I was playing Toontown and I
Speaker 3: was standing behind myself, like playing Toontown like as an adult,
Speaker 3: and I was.
Speaker 2: Like that you should play Tunetown as an adult, and
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 3: Like, I need to get back in the tune town
Speaker 3: and you rotted your life. Yeah no, But I was
Speaker 3: just like observing myself as a child and just like
Speaker 3: seeing how much pain I was in. And I think
Speaker 3: like that is kind of like an overarching theme of
Speaker 3: the treatment of just opening yourself up to like a
Speaker 3: sense of empathy towards yourself. If that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it does make sense, because I think like
Speaker 1: that's why therapy was like good for me. But that's
Speaker 1: obviously a different experience because that's like literally vocalizing it.
Speaker 1: But I think about like, oh, I'm sure being like
Speaker 1: medically induced into this position where you are vulnerable and
Speaker 1: you don't have a choice of being vulnerable with yourself.
Speaker 1: But like when I first started therapy, like I ran
Speaker 1: away from it for like ever, because like being that
Speaker 1: vulnerable and like forcing yourself over those gaps was like
Speaker 1: almost impossible. And then it made it more comfortable to
Speaker 1: be depressed because I was like, well, I don't have
Speaker 1: to like be like really uncomfortable and vulnerable and like
Speaker 1: face all this pain that I have. I can just
Speaker 1: like sulk and be sad and be like I know
Speaker 1: what this feeling is, like I don't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's that's when you get re into
Speaker 3: like a cyclical spiral depression where you're like behavior your
Speaker 3: behavior is wrong. So then you're like, life gets kind
Speaker 3: of worse. You're waking up like you're eating shitty, so
Speaker 3: you feel bad about eating shitty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's just like digs you deeper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you get really like ten years into that process.
Speaker 3: For me, I didn't know how to get out of it.
Speaker 3: I had no clue. I did the research, but like
Speaker 3: every time the Internet, yeah, this was pre this was
Speaker 3: in the eighties.
Speaker 1: The way that I was kind of like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: It was when you said that, I don't know why.
Speaker 3: I was just like, yeah, it was pre internet.
Speaker 1: It was oh, we're not recording.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, give me with my own joke.
Speaker 1: Eh.
Speaker 2: Look, I just have nothing to add to this conversation.
Speaker 2: So I'm just sitting over here in my own head
Speaker 2: being like, oh my god, like I don't even know
Speaker 2: who I am. So y'all are triggering me.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry that. I'm sorry that our self exploration
Speaker 1: and self growth that we've taken on is harming you.
Speaker 1: Like you're you're just like you're gaslighting us, threatening, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gaslighting us. It's feeling bad for feeling good about ourselves.
Speaker 2: I know where both of your families live.
Speaker 1: You could not say my family's address if your life
Speaker 1: depended on it.
Speaker 2: But I know where they live and I am capable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure you spent like ten days in Miami.
Speaker 1: You can maybe figure it out.
Speaker 2: I'm a killer.
Speaker 1: The killer is here.
Speaker 2: I'm a killer. You're gonna die soon?
Speaker 1: Do you think you walk out of every academy?
Speaker 3: Drew the other day it was like I had this
Speaker 3: really morbid time. It's really really bad, but I don't
Speaker 3: want to ruin the five And I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: just fucking say it. Got it out of your system,
Speaker 3: like you have to process this like whatever. And he
Speaker 3: was like, our group's so big, and I just feel
Speaker 3: like there's no way that all of us make it.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck? Like we were on
Speaker 3: our way to the aquarium to go look at fish
Speaker 3: and then I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I think about that actually all the time, but more
Speaker 1: so recently, I've really felt like I'm gonna die soon,
Speaker 1: like really recently, Like I'm not kidding and I'm not
Speaker 1: being dramatic. Every time I say bye to people, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got to get in like and I love you
Speaker 1: because like they're gonna remember me. And then I'm like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: I have to like make sure that, like I just
Speaker 1: like say a proper goal.
Speaker 2: Three nights ago, you didn't say I love you before
Speaker 2: bad I always say it.
Speaker 1: I stayed in the hallway.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I did not forget it.
Speaker 1: But also I say good night every year.
Speaker 2: So I didn't say it.
Speaker 1: So do you I know you did it?
Speaker 3: Do you kind of feel like something big is coming?
Speaker 2: Is about to literally coming?
Speaker 3: I figured out what the big thing is. It's me
Speaker 3: being on the podcast. You know it's me.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess it is a big, bad thing.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you're right, the ultimate big thing is me
Speaker 2: heeling over. But if I actually do okay, if I
Speaker 2: do die legitimately, I want a funeral world tour. Have
Speaker 2: I talked about that before?
Speaker 3: What you talked about?
Speaker 2: This in a casket in fly me across the world
Speaker 2: to different stadiums and tour my fucking body. I will
Speaker 2: be the first.
Speaker 1: And we're going across these with him. We're going to Milan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fashion fucking runway for why.
Speaker 3: Is that giving the same energy as that insane Michael
Speaker 3: Jackson video.
Speaker 1: You know that's me and Drew? Yeah, me and Drew,
Speaker 1: Like we were only going up we only need to
Speaker 1: like we need to just like make enough money off
Speaker 1: of this so that we can become like the most
Speaker 1: like out of world performers ever. Like that's like my
Speaker 1: plan is, like we're gonna do live podcasts, but like
Speaker 1: you're gonna expect us to sit, but we're gonna dance.
Speaker 2: We're gonna be fucking floating above the stage. Legitimately, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be Righteous jim Stones Tour, but like and I'm
Speaker 2: like literally floating.
Speaker 1: But yeah, recently I've been feeling like I'm gonna die.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I'm just like, you know what
Speaker 1: I think it is. I've been on too many planes recently,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I'm really upping the chances of me
Speaker 1: being on a fatal flight. And like you think you're funny.
Speaker 1: I've been looking at it the whole time, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: usually I would look at your boner, but it's blocking it.
Speaker 3: You guys saw that. You guys saw that.
Speaker 1: Saw what you also before anybody comments on my outfit,
Speaker 1: like I know everyone is having a key saying I
Speaker 1: look like Catholics, like, but I'm in my Friendly Boys era,
Speaker 1: I'm just like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, are you are you chasing pleasure.
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, I'm in the middle. I am probably. I
Speaker 3: think I used to be chasing pleasure a lot more
Speaker 3: thinking that it would bring me peace. But in the
Speaker 3: last like six months, I feel like I've been better
Speaker 3: at evaluating what peace actually is for me. But I'm
Speaker 3: not fully there yet. Like I think I'm like three
Speaker 3: quarters of the way of being like no, not even that,
Speaker 3: I'm like a quarter of the way to actually chasing
Speaker 3: it successfully. But I'm still mostly chasing pleasure chasing peace.
Speaker 2: I double my game plan, y'all know my game plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I double them both. I think I need to
Speaker 1: take up more sessions of therapy so that it can
Speaker 1: be closer to piece again, because I haven't been talking
Speaker 1: to my therapists enough.
Speaker 2: The past two weeks were scary for me. But I'm
Speaker 2: coming back around. I'm coming three weeks and I'm coming
Speaker 2: back around three weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mexico hurt.
Speaker 2: You just pre Mexico, I just was like in a
Speaker 2: bad place, oh mentally, I and no one seems to notice.
Speaker 1: That's the craziest thing about the craziest thing is everybody notices.
Speaker 1: It's all anybody talking about.
Speaker 2: When I'm in a bad place. And no one seems
Speaker 2: to ask Drew, how are you? How are you doing?
Speaker 2: It's always because can we go here? Can we do this?
Speaker 2: Is Drew? Can you buy this for me? Both?
Speaker 1: No one has ever asked you to go anywhere. You
Speaker 1: don't have a car. Where are you taking anyone to hell?
Speaker 3: I honestly do you ask her to buy me things
Speaker 3: all the time? And he does spoil me sometimes.
Speaker 2: I spoiled them again. I'm getting them a burkey.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're getting guy of burking back.
Speaker 2: Baby wants green one green green green bookie.
Speaker 3: Baby wants a little green burkey inwood bookie.
Speaker 2: Yeah owl Gato Squint.
Speaker 3: Still recording.
Speaker 2: Okay, well this is awkward.
Speaker 1: Now because you like, why did y'all do that? It
Speaker 1: went on for so fucking long because it was real.
Speaker 2: You're fucking jealous of us what we have.
Speaker 3: You're just you're not in a baby daddy relationship.
Speaker 1: I don't have anything else to say to you fucking freaks.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't even finish my thought.
Speaker 2: I'm in podcast has been fifteen minutes long. Like we've
Speaker 2: been talking for like eight minutes.
Speaker 1: And every time we like talk on here, I get
Speaker 1: freak dug because I'm like I can never tell if
Speaker 1: I'm talking for five minutes or like three hours, but
Speaker 1: I could go on forever. Oh. Also, we did not
Speaker 1: watch Being John Malcolmic, like not even like close, like
Speaker 1: we watched I watched like three other movies and it
Speaker 1: didn't even cross my mind. But we'll we'll bring it
Speaker 1: up next week, and then next week we'll be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we still haven't watch it.
Speaker 2: Sorry, like it's just such a hard movie to watch.
Speaker 2: And Wrequiem for a Dream is Yeah, I have I.
Speaker 3: Have some notes.
Speaker 2: Okauly, your time.
Speaker 1: Is on camera, so you better have You don't have
Speaker 1: like sex coming up?
Speaker 3: I don't have. I don't have sex on my phone
Speaker 3: right now? Do you think I have like porn on
Speaker 3: my phone during the podcast?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I have a note that says we have
Speaker 3: Jester's privilege. Do you guys know what that is? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, where you can like our friend Jester nor you
Speaker 2: can say and then get away with it because no
Speaker 2: one cares what you're saying, because you've never said in
Speaker 2: your life.
Speaker 1: I say real things all the time on this podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm saying important. I'm serving politics, I'm serving news, I'm
Speaker 1: serving That's a good joke.
Speaker 3: That's a good joke because she's always, she's always.
Speaker 1: That's it for your note.
Speaker 3: No, I have I have other ones, Drew. When are
Speaker 3: you gonna let me hit?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, baby.
Speaker 3: After this?
Speaker 2: Maybe not after Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I actually love it when you play games with me.
Speaker 3: Maybe sometimes I come over and I just feel like
Speaker 3: I'm a little ball of yarn and you're like a
Speaker 3: cat and you're just like pawing me around.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, that's ex exactly what's happening. I mean, buy
Speaker 2: me something nice, Okay, treat me.
Speaker 3: I'll buy you something. I'll buy you some ethereum eth. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So oh I'm sorry. Yeah, let me fucking let me.
Speaker 1: Let me say something. Y'all are literally sexting. You're being
Speaker 1: fucking sluts on camera, Like, get a grip, have some
Speaker 1: self respect.
Speaker 2: You're both going to Jealousy is coming out, girl, This
Speaker 2: polyamorous relationship is not gonna work if you keep getting
Speaker 2: jealous of me.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. I actually don't give a
Speaker 1: fuck about that. Break Up with me, Oh, break up
Speaker 1: with me, break up with me. You're not gonna do it,
Speaker 1: fuck you bitch.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, we're dying.
Speaker 3: We're dumb. Okay, that's relationship is now a.
Speaker 1: Monogamous if I if I ever get broken up with
Speaker 1: I've said this before, but like, I'm gonna just keep
Speaker 1: playing the motherfucker just despite them, like break up with me,
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna lie, Like I'm literally gonna lie and
Speaker 1: make you look like a cheeter sod. You want to
Speaker 1: break up with me? And you know what's funny is
Speaker 1: I always get dumped, Like I'm always the dumpy. I'm
Speaker 1: always getting dumped. Yeah, I don't. I've never broken up
Speaker 1: with somebody like I always get dumped. Really, it's probably
Speaker 1: because I'm just so good in every person who dates me.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh my gosh, oh you are the common
Speaker 2: denominator in that situation.
Speaker 3: That's very surprising. I wouldn't have assumed that that.
Speaker 2: She gets dumb. Oh I get dumb is like in
Speaker 2: love and will like stick out a toxic relationship until
Speaker 2: the end of time.
Speaker 1: If she had, I'm like, I can fix you, go back,
Speaker 1: you can fix us.
Speaker 2: Are you not begging for us to come back?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because y'all are fucking sluts and you'll be here
Speaker 1: no matter what I could. I could fucking do whatever
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 3: To y'all ran through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'aller ran through your sluts.
Speaker 2: I am ran through and I run through.
Speaker 1: I run through meadows and I pray to Jesus and
Speaker 1: I with your other notes, you had like twenty there,
Speaker 1: and he's like, insecure, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: I've been No, I don't want you to read them
Speaker 3: because I feel like they're kind of dope.
Speaker 1: I'll read them. No, I won't make fun of you.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay. Before Google, it really meant something to know something,
Speaker 3: Like before you could google something, it was actually like
Speaker 3: if somebody had a piece of knowledge about like whatever,
Speaker 3: like for example, in a style of like knitting, like that,
Speaker 3: you really had to go and seek out that person.
Speaker 1: And now you could just watch you TikTok and like
Speaker 1: seconds and like.
Speaker 3: There used to really be a wait in having knowledge
Speaker 3: and like passing that on to somebody else, And now
Speaker 3: that's like gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel the burden of that leaving because I
Speaker 2: am the last with the knowledge to get I'm like Google,
Speaker 2: if it was personified, Google personified, that's me, girl. There's
Speaker 2: a photo. There's a doppelganger of me as a shaman.
Speaker 2: It's the scariest thing I've ever seen, Well insert it now.
Speaker 1: There's a doppelganger of me, but it's just every other
Speaker 1: Latina girl with like a wider face and brown eyes
Speaker 1: is my doppelganger. Like, I also look like every girl
Speaker 1: on the internet. You look like every other bitch. I
Speaker 1: literally do girl.
Speaker 2: Someone called me the default human and actually fucked me
Speaker 2: up for like three weeks.
Speaker 3: Oh. One of the best roasts I've ever received is
Speaker 3: I had some guys say that I look like a
Speaker 3: default Sims character.
Speaker 2: I really doing.
Speaker 3: It hit me pretty hard, and then.
Speaker 1: Somebody was like, it's not many people look like default Sims,
Speaker 1: So you're kind of winning.
Speaker 2: What the hell were we fucking talking about? Yeah, me
Speaker 2: being a fucking book of knowledge, And.
Speaker 1: I was gonna have a fucking serious comment on that.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, we can bring it back. Let's circle back.
Speaker 1: But like, actually, also, I feel like now because like
Speaker 1: like knowledge like that is so attainable that more people
Speaker 1: are just like making a competition to know how to
Speaker 1: do random shit of like, oh I I also I
Speaker 1: know how to do this, this and that, And it's
Speaker 1: like nobody is really like catering to one thing and
Speaker 1: perfecting one simple craft. Instead, people are like, oh, like
Speaker 1: it's like quantity over quality now, Like I feel like
Speaker 1: that's a huge thing. It's like, oh, I do this,
Speaker 1: and I also do this, and I also do this,
Speaker 1: and it's like what happened to the good old days
Speaker 1: of everybody putting themselves in a box and staying in
Speaker 1: that box? Yeah, I feel like that's all I sound
Speaker 1: on this fucking podcast, Like what happened to the good
Speaker 1: old days of people not believing in themselves and just
Speaker 1: like shutting up?
Speaker 3: Like the one guy one jar or yeah, the one
Speaker 3: guy one jar guy, he only did that, Yeah, and
Speaker 3: he was good.
Speaker 1: And the girl who at the tampon she ate her
Speaker 1: fucking tampon and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, left. I am guilty of that though, because I've tampon. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: It's like doing a lot of things because I do
Speaker 3: like rendering three D rendering music production.
Speaker 1: But that's all like nerd ship on the computer, like
Speaker 1: you're keeping it.
Speaker 2: I'm just addicted to slang. Yeah, honestly, I.
Speaker 1: Am a serbaholic. Like it's actually like I talked to
Speaker 1: my therapists all the time, you know what it is.
Speaker 2: I auditioned, you know what I mean, And I actually
Speaker 2: do want to take the micro quick, just to talk
Speaker 2: about it. I can't leave the house without serving the
Speaker 2: boots holding the house.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: You're serving the boots and the house while you're leaving
Speaker 1: the house.
Speaker 3: True. Is that hard? Is that hard for you? No?
Speaker 2: I mean it's not easy. I wouldn't say it's.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sure that's not easy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like really actually really fucking difficult to be
Speaker 2: addicted to serving, Like could you imagine?
Speaker 1: No, Yeah, you know what it is is, I've personally
Speaker 1: dedicated my life to the sleigh, and every now and
Speaker 1: then I find like some like sometime to squeeze in
Speaker 1: a serve. Like I'm committed to the sleigh. Every day
Speaker 1: I do have to slay, whether that be like in
Speaker 1: a serve degree or not. But sometimes yeah, I at night,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, it's my time to go
Speaker 1: and serve.
Speaker 2: Serving to the degree of sleigh. Yeah, to the to
Speaker 2: the power of sleigh. It's given.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I look at you and like, I I like
Speaker 1: refuse to believe that you're like a human who's made
Speaker 1: it this far.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I genuinely look at you and I'm like, wait,
Speaker 2: that's like enough life.
Speaker 3: What do you guys think when you look at me?
Speaker 3: What do you guys think when you.
Speaker 1: Look absolutely nothing?
Speaker 2: I want to feel your rock heart muscles and just
Speaker 2: like just hold you sometimes.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, I think you need to.
Speaker 2: Be held some.
Speaker 1: We've we've both held given Kay a little hold.
Speaker 3: Ye not enough, but it could be more.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're not dating you free find a partner for that.
Speaker 2: Kai No.
Speaker 1: Literally me to Drew yesterday we were watching a movie
Speaker 1: and like this, like a person in the movie was
Speaker 1: getting like a lot of affection and Drew was like,
Speaker 1: why don't y'all do that to me? And I was like, bitch,
Speaker 1: because that's a partner's job, Like go get a partner. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is super dismissive of you, because it's like a
Speaker 1: sweet thing I'm saying to Drew. And I do love
Speaker 1: you and I don't want you to forget that I
Speaker 1: do love you. But all the time I think about this,
Speaker 1: like Drew is like my forever partner, Like does that
Speaker 1: make sense? Like I'm not kidding it, like I believe
Speaker 1: that because I was really really like for like serious,
Speaker 1: thinking about like moving to New York and how like
Speaker 1: much I want to do that, But I was like
Speaker 1: I cannot see myself like not living within the circumfence
Speaker 1: of Drew.
Speaker 2: Girl. We'll figure it out, We'll figure.
Speaker 1: It out, We'll figure it out, we will figure it
Speaker 1: outther out.
Speaker 2: But no, genuinely, I actually do believe that we're forever
Speaker 2: together no matter what we're in this I know, I
Speaker 2: think like on our own, we're not capable of doing
Speaker 2: this life, and we need each other as support as
Speaker 2: I think everybody needs.
Speaker 1: Everybody needs their support. But like, I'm like, do you
Speaker 1: have get this is We've known each other for almost
Speaker 1: eight for eight years psycho, but I was thinking about
Speaker 1: that day. I was like, oh my god, no, because
Speaker 1: Drew's like Drew and Oriyan Like when I think about
Speaker 1: like my like really like deep future, I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Like these are people who I'm going to
Speaker 1: be like an old hag.
Speaker 2: We're going to be raising our kids together.
Speaker 1: And then Ki will like, well, you don't have that
Speaker 1: much left, you don't have that much time left. Kyle.
Speaker 2: Oh Ryan proposed a very interesting idea last night that
Speaker 2: actually I was like, hmm. She was like, I'm not
Speaker 2: so let's just have one baby and we all raise
Speaker 2: it together.
Speaker 1: Oh Ryan would fucking take the baby and run away,
Speaker 1: like I would not let us take that baby. We'd
Speaker 1: put that baby in the wrong shirt and Ryan would
Speaker 1: be so pissed you put it in a five absolutely color.
Speaker 1: If we put it in a two shirt.
Speaker 3: Give me.
Speaker 2: We put it in a gap shirt and she runs,
Speaker 2: she hits us.
Speaker 3: You know, I've known Drew. I've known you for I
Speaker 3: think two or three years now three mm hmm, So
Speaker 3: that's like a long time. And maybe I also you
Speaker 3: will be.
Speaker 1: Competing, you will be in our life for a long time.
Speaker 1: But I mean like like it's a very like it's
Speaker 1: like an integral like almost it's like a very animalistic
Speaker 1: like love that I have.
Speaker 2: For Drew, where I'm like, this is like it's like
Speaker 2: a protection.
Speaker 1: Like I think if someone hit me over the head,
Speaker 1: like I would still recognize Drew. Like if someone hit
Speaker 1: me over the head, it'd be like Drew and like
Speaker 1: my family and maybe like two other people who like
Speaker 1: if you put them in front of me, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: like I remember. And if you start singing to me
Speaker 1: like in Cocoa, I remember, dude.
Speaker 2: That being clipped is the most hor And everyone's like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this cracker saying?
Speaker 3: I'm sure, I'll find my person.
Speaker 2: You you have that, Yeah, you've found you have a
Speaker 2: place in our life forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah you, I honestly and if you, if you tend
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 3: To tie all of this together, I honestly do feel
Speaker 3: like so much of being a depressed little boy was
Speaker 3: like me being shut down and feeling like really sad
Speaker 3: that I wasn't going to find people that I was like,
Speaker 3: I wasn't gonna find that like really solid core group
Speaker 3: of friends. And I have like really great friends that
Speaker 3: I've made. But I do feel like part of like
Speaker 3: getting better allowed me to like open up and like
Speaker 3: at that party, talk to you guys, and I feel
Speaker 3: very fucking lucky because, on a very real note, I
Speaker 3: love you guys, and I do feel very lucky.
Speaker 2: We love you, We love you to Okay, I'll take.
Speaker 1: The foot, You'll take his fucking platform shoes anywhere so
Speaker 1: he can be taller.
Speaker 3: These aren't I'm actually done. I'm fucking done with you.
Speaker 1: You're not done, old, You're done. This is this is
Speaker 1: what friends are for.
Speaker 2: You're trapped, You're here forever. That's the thing is is
Speaker 2: like from the outside, like the rest of people in
Speaker 2: Los Angeles probably see us as a literal fucking cult,
Speaker 2: like we're I feel like we're scary to other people.
Speaker 1: It's just, you know what, we found love in a
Speaker 1: hopeless place.
Speaker 2: And we stayed there.
Speaker 1: But are.
Speaker 2: No I did. I wrote that.
Speaker 1: Sorry Dreus in his delusional phase because he's withdrawing, he's
Speaker 1: seeing things.
Speaker 3: All right, guys, you want to do media of the week.
Speaker 3: I've always wanted to say that. How long have we
Speaker 3: been going?
Speaker 2: I feel like we've been going for like eight minutes.
Speaker 2: Do you do you want to do media? You have
Speaker 2: media prepared?
Speaker 3: No, but I will. I'll prepare while you guys do yours.
Speaker 1: I want it.
Speaker 2: I want it. Okay, I'll go, I'll go go.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Movie Media was the movie totally. We watched it last night. Um,
Speaker 2: I really really enjoyed that movie. I could have done
Speaker 2: without all the weird mermaid shit, but literally, I've never
Speaker 2: rooted for sex to happen in a movie so much
Speaker 2: of my entire.
Speaker 1: Watching that movie made me realize how fucking corny I am.
Speaker 1: Because that's the second piece of media that I've watched
Speaker 1: that I'm like really like pushing this narrative of like
Speaker 1: seeing people have sex, like in that Euphoria episode when
Speaker 1: they were in the hot tub and Shot. Okay, they
Speaker 1: were in a hot tub with Shot playing like are
Speaker 1: y'all knocking about? You're oh, you're knocking about?
Speaker 2: Like our bronzins weren't gonna vibrate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my bronzon was literally like sounding the alarm and
Speaker 1: like Hooter. The nerves were banging out my clips, so
Speaker 1: it was thumping.
Speaker 2: It was like girl the Cooter Bronson. Okay, my music
Speaker 2: of the week is Buttons VI Sia.
Speaker 1: You got me pushing imaginary school children stuff away from me.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry that sounded so good.
Speaker 2: Continue that was actually my song, and I tricked you
Speaker 2: into believing it was a song to a song, it's
Speaker 2: like a really like infamous a song infamous it was.
Speaker 2: It's a famous song.
Speaker 1: It was infamous.
Speaker 3: It's like when you're famous, but it's not for bad reason.
Speaker 1: Oh I always say infamous.
Speaker 2: Uh less talk more rock by Freeze pop classic, that's
Speaker 2: a classic. And then yeah yeah by Body Rocks.
Speaker 3: Okay, I was listening to that my.
Speaker 2: Indie slee ship. Yeah, I'm sleezed out.
Speaker 1: Well. My media of the week is for a movie
Speaker 1: Jackass Forever. Watching that literally made me so fucking happy
Speaker 1: we did it. Like, we didn't talk about this in
Speaker 1: the last episode, right, No, because we hadn't seen it
Speaker 1: yet when we did the last episode, I don't know,
Speaker 1: because we saw the movie on Friday, so we did
Speaker 1: not talk about it. But I seeing that movie literally
Speaker 1: made me so happy. We watch it with like a
Speaker 1: bunch of friends, and it literally was just like so
Speaker 1: fucking awesome, Like and seeing just like footage of like
Speaker 1: them when they were younger and like Jackass was such
Speaker 1: a big part of my childhood and I like have
Speaker 1: such a parasocial relationship to all of them, like I
Speaker 1: love all of them so fucking much. It really, yeah,
Speaker 1: really made me super fucking happy. And like the old
Speaker 1: footage inspiring too, Yeah, I was super inspiring. It was
Speaker 1: just like when you have a friend group who you
Speaker 1: like really love and like you like making things, whether
Speaker 1: it be like on a super serious note or just
Speaker 1: like for the fun of like making things with your friends,
Speaker 1: like it's bound to be beautiful and like, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was just me like saying all that when it's a
Speaker 1: movie that literally starts off with like Chris Pontius cock like,
Speaker 1: it's like it's literally like it's such a funny movie
Speaker 1: but likes on screen. But it also just had me
Speaker 1: cracking up, like yeah, it's a lot of wiener So
Speaker 1: if you go, like be re prepped, like it literally
Speaker 1: made everyone horny prepped. So yeah, like that was fucking
Speaker 1: that was fucking awesome. My uh songs of the week
Speaker 1: is low one by Lol Wayne your Mom. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it's a wrap, Mariah Carey watching You without Me, Kate
Speaker 1: Bush and the Devil is Loose Asha Poothley. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to say her name. Yeah that's my media
Speaker 1: of the week, baby, Okay.
Speaker 3: My media of the week is porn.
Speaker 1: The fucking turn it off because I'm gonna beat the
Speaker 1: shad of you.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, it's porn.
Speaker 1: Come on, like, come on, be real. This is this
Speaker 1: is your place to be vulnerable in front of people
Speaker 1: who will scognize you and being able to you.
Speaker 2: This is the new ketamine treatment podcasts, oh ship. It
Speaker 2: forces you to look at yourself.
Speaker 1: Its you to figure yourself.
Speaker 3: Okay. My media for music is fifty to fifty by Jockstrap.
Speaker 3: Very good song in a very cursed way, but it's good. Also,
Speaker 3: have you guys heard of Jockstrap?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I didn't even I had never heard of them, but
Speaker 3: that is the most eclectic collection of sounds I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: Like that song is so different from like the next
Speaker 3: one down on their most popular and the next one
Speaker 3: down is like it sounds like old show tunes, like
Speaker 3: someone like rapping over show tunes. It's really weird. But
Speaker 3: that song is very good. And then the Yeat album Yeah, Yes,
Speaker 3: we go back, We go back what we were talking
Speaker 3: about like a year ago at least even longer. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: the new album is really good. I am Twizzy Rich,
Speaker 3: I'm Tonka Yeah, Andrew's Tonka Rich and we we like
Speaker 3: to put that on while we have sex.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm done, Like I can.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you're done?
Speaker 2: You need one more song?
Speaker 3: One more song? Yeah, you don't actually have to Sparks
Speaker 3: by cold Play. Unironically, I have been listening.
Speaker 1: It's really good, a good album. It was randomly playing somewhere.
Speaker 1: I was, oh in Mexico. It was playing in a
Speaker 1: random cafe I was in with a friend, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't believe they're playing this. They were
Speaker 1: playing the album front two back, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is really interesting because like not because it's cold
Speaker 1: Play playing in Mexico, but because why the fuck is
Speaker 1: someone playing that full album?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was like, really like depressing sad vibe.
Speaker 2: But have you watched any movies or shows just porn?
Speaker 1: Probably just porn VR like Oculus type.
Speaker 3: I actually did try that recently.
Speaker 2: That's just crazy VR porn.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did it in Josh's bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we all did it together and I wasn't invited
Speaker 1: a real story, but it was actually no, and I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding.
Speaker 2: I was in New York.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you miss out on all the good stuff when
Speaker 3: you go.
Speaker 1: I miss out on all the horny stuff. Yeah all right, Well, Kai,
Speaker 1: you haven't watched a movie.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I honestly I haven't watched it.
Speaker 1: Well, you watched Tony with us yesterday?
Speaker 3: What did you think? Totally was really good. I watched
Speaker 3: that in twenty eighteen. I went to the grove alone
Speaker 3: and watched it and it was really sad and it
Speaker 3: was so cool to like watch it again with a
Speaker 3: group of people and be like, I have friends now,
Speaker 3: not alone.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm sorry to like literally gloss over that sad
Speaker 1: ass comment. But fun fact is, because I can't get
Speaker 1: over this is totally is a movie that I saw
Speaker 1: the fucking preview for in like late twenty seventeen before
Speaker 1: it came out, when I saw a random other movie
Speaker 1: and I saw a trailer for it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this movie looks awesome, Like I need
Speaker 1: to see this when it comes out. Because I have
Speaker 1: a pea brain, I fully forgot about it and I
Speaker 1: was still living in Miami, I think, when it came out,
Speaker 1: so I just never heard about it coming out, Like
Speaker 1: Miami doesn't like premiere like movies, like like indie movies
Speaker 1: or anything like that, like at theater, so like I
Speaker 1: just never saw anything for it. And then it's a
Speaker 1: movie that I've thought about pretty often, and I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: what is that movie about? Like it almost looks like
Speaker 1: it's about like a single mom. I guess that's where
Speaker 1: I was wrong, because it's not about a single mom,
Speaker 1: but from the trailer, that's what it looked like. And
Speaker 1: I was like, what is this movie about? Like a
Speaker 1: single mom? And she's like obviously struggling, And I could
Speaker 1: never find it until yesterday. High as a bag of Bones.
Speaker 1: I was fucking looking through HBO Max courtesy of Kai
Speaker 1: because I used his HBO Max and I found it.
Speaker 1: I have Kai's HBO Max tapped into my iPhone, my iPad,
Speaker 1: my iMac, my mac book, my TV, the living room TV.
Speaker 3: Like Hi, she was like, she's an HBO Max log
Speaker 3: in now and I sent it. Within like ten seconds,
Speaker 3: I got the notification that it has been logged into
Speaker 3: like five devices and like one of them's in Florida.
Speaker 2: You know, it's funny is that I haven't gotten You know?
Speaker 1: What it is is I demand what I need out
Speaker 1: of this relationship, and you seem to be lacking that
Speaker 1: like ability to communicate what you need. And that doesn't
Speaker 1: fall on your partners, that falls on you. If you
Speaker 1: can't express what you need, it is not up to
Speaker 1: us to read your mind.
Speaker 2: Actually that's literally what it is.
Speaker 1: That is actually how I feel in relationships. And I'm
Speaker 1: like why, like why aren't you reading my mind? Taking
Speaker 1: care of me, tucking me in at.
Speaker 2: Night, brush brushing my hair, brush me.
Speaker 1: It sounds a lot like we need parental figures.
Speaker 3: And not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, same difference, literally, like yep, we won't get
Speaker 2: into that.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, thank you so much for being on Kay,
Speaker 1: you're gonna quit I'm gonna replace you with Kai.
Speaker 3: It was really easy, exciting.
Speaker 1: So next week tune in, it'll just be me and
Speaker 1: Kai and Drew will be dead.
Speaker 3: You're done, You're done. It's me now.
Speaker 1: Actually, now you're threatening him, and I really don't fuck
Speaker 1: with I'm gonna beat the ship out of you.
Speaker 2: No, no, you're out, You're I'm actually hell actually no, okay,
Speaker 2: I want to come back.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. Yeah, you're done, you're out.
Speaker 2: That I can give you the world and I can
Speaker 2: take it.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you guys for watching, Thank you
Speaker 1: Kai for being on. It was a sweet sleigh.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, I don't think we like said who Kai
Speaker 2: was to us other than our friend. But he also
Speaker 2: like helps us with the podcast. He does like all
Speaker 2: the audio stuff and all the little edits and things.
Speaker 2: So yeah, try to us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think people know.
Speaker 2: Kay, do you want to shout anything out?
Speaker 3: Pout?
Speaker 1: All right? All right, bye, god bye