WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Bathroom 911

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like today is really what people will do

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<v Speaker 1>for love type of day. Oh yeah, we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>do a brand new Second Date episode. And the guy

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone, I can't believe he's willing.

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<v Speaker 2>To share this story, but he is. He is in

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<v Speaker 2>exchange for our help. It's definitely humiliating when people are

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<v Speaker 2>willing to do that for us. Thank you. Yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna love this.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait to read your comments. Let's start with

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<v Speaker 1>what you see from yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Robert Reyes said, I listen to you guys every morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like my best friends. Not sure who should be

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<v Speaker 2>more depressed about that? Oh, Robert, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>I got excited. I got a new friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, come on, I just bought us BFF necklaces, Robert. Anymore,

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<v Speaker 2>that's when your new episode started.

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<v Speaker 4>Right now, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date updates.

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<v Speaker 5>Broke in the history of doing this segment, what is

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<v Speaker 5>the biggest disaster date you ever remember?

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<v Speaker 3>Hearing from a listener? Oh, that's a big question.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Good poopy and accident in the back of a cap Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>do you guys remember that one behind.

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<v Speaker 2>A tree and apart.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the one that I remember, yeah, this.

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<v Speaker 1>Was there was too much alcohol. Yes, yes, I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like this was before my time, Yes, decade ago, and

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<v Speaker 1>it traumatized this year.

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<v Speaker 2>It stuck with.

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<v Speaker 3>Me to the day.

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<v Speaker 5>A lot of like bodily functions involved in terrible disaster

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<v Speaker 5>dates on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the worst nightmare of.

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<v Speaker 5>Any Well, we have a guy on the phone who

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<v Speaker 5>thinks he may take the crown for the new number

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<v Speaker 5>one most embarrassing date of all time. His name is Nick,

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<v Speaker 5>and let's welcome him to the show for this moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Nick, how you doing, man?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I'm good. I mean I'm okay. How are you?

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 4>Hopefully hopefully we made you feel better.

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<v Speaker 1>But with those two stories, because you're like, it can't

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<v Speaker 1>be that bad, right, this one's pretty if it.

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<v Speaker 2>Involves any bathroom hang up?

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<v Speaker 5>Now, Yeah, whatever is going on, let's start from the

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<v Speaker 5>beginning of the story.

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<v Speaker 3>At least. What's the name of the girl that you met?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, her name's Crystal. I met her on a dating app. Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>we went to the Zoo Lights. I mean we had

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<v Speaker 6>to fine Christmas light.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, everyone should do that. It's a really fine walk through.

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<v Speaker 3>I like the Zoom Dark personally, but that's.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, day the zoo lights go bad.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, they have some like mold wine and kids around.

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<v Speaker 2>Mold wine is ali wine, mold m you l l e.

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<v Speaker 5>Ed mold mold Yeah I heard m O l D.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I would drink.

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<v Speaker 5>That too, Yeah you would, Okay a little more, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>so tell us how zoo lights went, Nick.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, we definitely had some drinks, you know, and

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<v Speaker 6>we hit it off great. But the thing was just

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<v Speaker 6>like only one bathroom there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I don't like where this is going.

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<v Speaker 6>This is the embarrassing part.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh uh.

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<v Speaker 6>They're like all the way in the back. Then the

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<v Speaker 6>bathroom's like all the way in the front.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're in the back of the zoo and you

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<v Speaker 2>have to go all the way to the front to get.

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<v Speaker 6>Right right, and it's kind of like raining hard, and

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<v Speaker 6>my body's like telling them, like, yo, dude, you gotta

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<v Speaker 6>go man, oh no number one or two or no no,

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<v Speaker 6>if we need that.

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<v Speaker 5>Although I mean the animals in the zoo can go

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<v Speaker 5>wherever they want, I'm sure no human policy has to

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<v Speaker 5>be similar. Why can't you just do it in the

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<v Speaker 5>middle of the pathway and be like, I think we're rafts,

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<v Speaker 5>got it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a point there must be an incredible pooper scooper at.

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<v Speaker 3>They'd be used to elephants. So what happens?

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<v Speaker 6>So, like I'm asking the employees, I'm like, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 6>where's the bathroom? Where's the bathrooms? Like twenty minutes? That way,

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<v Speaker 6>twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, you know, like twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 6>Like dude, I gotta go, Like I gotta go now.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not gonna make it in twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, and is your day still with you or have

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<v Speaker 1>you left her, like back at a table or something.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, no, she's like looking for me, helping me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, both trying to track on the bathroom for you.

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<v Speaker 6>And you're trying to be cool but you can't, right,

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<v Speaker 6>trying to play it off. But we find an employee bathroom, right,

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<v Speaker 6>and then I just tell her like, hey, just wait

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<v Speaker 6>right here and I'll be right back. But I don't

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<v Speaker 6>know if she heard me, because once I went, it

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<v Speaker 6>was gnarly. And then when I came out the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 6>I saw her just standing in the bathroom and I'm like, whoa,

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<v Speaker 6>Like you were here the whole time, like you she.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like right outside the stall.

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<v Speaker 6>She was by the sink and her eyes were like big,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, and I'm just like, what are you doing it?

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<v Speaker 2>Horrified?

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<v Speaker 3>My god, I don't know what's going on all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Why was she in there?

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<v Speaker 6>She goes, oh, I didn't want to get caught by

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<v Speaker 6>the employee standing outside the.

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<v Speaker 5>Bathroom actually, instead of being out there lingering.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just like, oh my god, dude, I really just like.

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<v Speaker 5>That's something like.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to be married for ten years to be No, nope,

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<v Speaker 1>not even then then if you want your marriage to last.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I know people have different opinions, but I

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<v Speaker 1>say that's a hard No eating.

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<v Speaker 5>Lunch on the toilet, that's okay with your partner there,

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<v Speaker 5>ye sure?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh no, I mean she like said like she covered

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<v Speaker 6>it years, but I'm just like, you know, she was

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<v Speaker 6>trying to make me feel better, like look at the

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<v Speaker 6>lights or shape like a tiger, and I'm just like

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<v Speaker 6>you just heard me. I mean, did you could be.

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<v Speaker 3>The hottest guy in the world. That's really yeah, sound okay.

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<v Speaker 6>But here this it even gets crazier. Watch like we

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<v Speaker 6>start leaving right and we're like heading back to the

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<v Speaker 6>house or whatever. I'm dropping her off, and to make

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<v Speaker 6>things worse, I got to stop and go again to

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<v Speaker 6>the bath.

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<v Speaker 3>On the drive home, you had to pull.

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<v Speaker 6>Over, yes, and then I told her don't follow me

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<v Speaker 6>in this time?

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<v Speaker 2>Did That's pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know. I was just out the door. I

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<v Speaker 6>was just like I had to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh no, oh wow, sounds like you maybe had

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<v Speaker 1>a nervous tummy issue.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Yeah, I mean you weren't lying when you said

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<v Speaker 5>that could be the number one disaster date story.

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<v Speaker 2>So hard to recover from.

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<v Speaker 1>I did you even ask, like if there was a

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<v Speaker 1>kiss or a plan for a second date.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you know what, I didn't even go in for

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<v Speaker 6>the hug when we said goodbye. I just felt back.

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<v Speaker 6>You had to like him go or that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's a good person for trying to make you

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<v Speaker 1>feel better, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 5>Like she was quiet after Yeah, mock you mercilessly like

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<v Speaker 5>we would have.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I like that about her. You know that's why we

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<v Speaker 6>hit it off. That I just I feel awkward and

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<v Speaker 6>maybe it's in my head. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's in a string of restrooms leading from the

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<v Speaker 5>zoo back to your house.

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<v Speaker 2>So you poor thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Man, I mean sometimes you send a tone like you

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<v Speaker 5>may be bathroom boy to her and her friend group

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<v Speaker 5>right now and you'll never recover.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that makes me so awase. I really hope she's

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<v Speaker 6>not calling me basking boy with We hope.

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<v Speaker 2>That too, and bathroom boy would be the nicest I

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<v Speaker 2>would have got a lot more brutal than that.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's find out what nickname she actually uses when we

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<v Speaker 5>call it Crystal in just a few minutes here and

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<v Speaker 5>try and get you your second date update.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't really know if that's the goal, guy.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe it's not your goal, but it's our goal when

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<v Speaker 5>we do the second date update next.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're just joining us for the second date update,

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<v Speaker 5>Let's hit the highlights of Nick's first date with Crystal.

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<v Speaker 5>There's one they went to Zoo Lights together.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a highlight.

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty much all the highlights.

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<v Speaker 2>She was really kind yes.

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<v Speaker 5>And the glowing tiger. There was a glowing tiger that

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<v Speaker 5>was kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he didn't see it, but she did.

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<v Speaker 5>The low lights include a very embarrassing bathroom incident where

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<v Speaker 5>Crystal witnessed more than she probably wanted to inside of

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<v Speaker 5>an employee restaurant witnessed she got.

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<v Speaker 3>The whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>If you have to say, I covered my ears after.

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<v Speaker 5>That's really all that needs to be said, I think.

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<v Speaker 5>And there was a second bathroom stop on the drive home.

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<v Speaker 2>Luckily she did not attend that one.

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<v Speaker 3>As far as we know.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, It's been two weeks and while Nick's body has

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<v Speaker 5>finally settled down, his mind is going crazy wanting another chance,

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<v Speaker 5>Right Nick, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean all I can think about is like, why

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<v Speaker 6>did I do this? And how did I screw it up? Childe?

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<v Speaker 2>But the thing is none of it's your fault. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a situation that's a problem, like your body.

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<v Speaker 6>Just do you guys, think like it's this doesn't work out,

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<v Speaker 6>I could do like an awkward Tuesday thing or do

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<v Speaker 6>the zoo or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Do the zoo for you. Not being able to get to.

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<v Speaker 6>The bathroom in time, they should have more bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably been a lot of kids that have also gone

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<v Speaker 2>all over the place.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good point.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like the only time in my life, I seriously

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<v Speaker 6>wish I just like had old man diapers.

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<v Speaker 2>No that smell. No, No, you imagine the dinner table.

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<v Speaker 5>You can always do it on a future date. Don't

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<v Speaker 5>quit on ourselves, Nick, I'm in a dollar number right now. Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi is this Crystal?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes it is Hey Crystal. This is a radio show

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<v Speaker 5>called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi Crystal, good morning shows here.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I know it's probably weird that we're reaching out

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<v Speaker 5>to you out of the blue, but we're doing something

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<v Speaker 5>called a second date update.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, why because one.

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<v Speaker 5>Of our listeners said they went out on a very

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<v Speaker 5>interesting date with you about two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>They said, embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 3>Well they trying to sugarcoat it.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean she knows a zoo lights date with a

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<v Speaker 5>guy named Nick.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Appropriate response. Oh he told us everything, I think.

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<v Speaker 7>Wow, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Why would he tell you that?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, that's kind of how this works. We asked

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<v Speaker 5>Nick to give us some details about your hangout so

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<v Speaker 5>we could kind of how it went. Yeah, but that

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<v Speaker 5>was kind of how we responded to when we heard it.

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<v Speaker 5>But we were curious to hear your take on the night.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, well, just start with how it started. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>were you excited about Nick? Can we start? I mean

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<v Speaker 2>I want to start with the good stuff, right.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure, you don't want to get right to the bathroom, park.

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<v Speaker 1>Brook, No, I just feel like if we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>set him up for success and we have to remind

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<v Speaker 1>her that at some point, I think you probably liked him.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, remember the good times?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I was excited about the date. It was a cute,

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<v Speaker 7>little wholesome date we were going on. And then it

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<v Speaker 7>just kind of took a turn.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, turn right through that employee only or can I

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<v Speaker 1>ask though? Can I just ask for quick why after

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<v Speaker 1>you maybe heard what was happening in the stall, did

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<v Speaker 1>you not just run out of the bathroom and like

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<v Speaker 1>act like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Were never in there?

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 7>I think I was just kind of in shock.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is that bad?

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<v Speaker 7>Like I had gone into the bathroom because I didn't

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<v Speaker 7>want to get caught by the employees. I didn't want

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<v Speaker 7>us to get kicked out. I didn't think what was

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<v Speaker 7>gonna happen was going to happen.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure, And it's probably like witnessing a car accident where

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<v Speaker 5>it's horrifying, but at the same time you can't look away.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all of traffic comes to it crawls.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean that's what we thought is this must be

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<v Speaker 5>the reason that you haven't been staying in contact with

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<v Speaker 5>Nick after your hangout.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I mean, like, I know it's not his fault,

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<v Speaker 7>but I can't get.

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<v Speaker 6>That out of my mind. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh man, Yeah, okay, I mean that's understandable. Yeah, which

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<v Speaker 5>is they always ay first impressions, and that's unfortunately his.

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<v Speaker 2>Impression.

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<v Speaker 5>Not to shock you with any more crazy information, but

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<v Speaker 5>I do need to let you know that Nick has

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<v Speaker 5>been listening to this phone call on the other line,

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<v Speaker 5>waiting to jump in and surprise you.

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<v Speaker 2>This time.

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<v Speaker 6>You're joking.

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<v Speaker 3>No, unfortunately, Nick, are you there?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, what's up? It's bathroom boy?

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<v Speaker 7>Come on, dude, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>You're like making this way worse for yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, Nick, you feel bad that's happened.

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<v Speaker 6>Of course I feel bad. I thought that we had

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<v Speaker 6>a connection. I just had like a bathroom emergency. I mean,

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<v Speaker 6>look at it like this. What if the roles were

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<v Speaker 6>reversed and you went to the bathroom and it's like,

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<v Speaker 6>you don't even have to really go to the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 6>You can make all the noise that I'd still be

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<v Speaker 6>attracted to you.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing, hypothetical?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you actually suggesting that this happens even the score.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just trying to get us back on track.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, that's not the way that good. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe lets you.

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<v Speaker 1>But the better idea, Crystal, right, is like maybe we

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<v Speaker 1>can forget this happened and start fresh.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, it's up to Crystal which one she prefers. Crystal,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, guy, it's like.

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<v Speaker 7>This whole thing could have just been between me and Nick.

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<v Speaker 6>And now it's on the radio.

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<v Speaker 7>Like, I just don't understand why you thought it would

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<v Speaker 7>be better.

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<v Speaker 3>To bring this.

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<v Speaker 6>Thing to public space. Like, I'm just this is weird.

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<v Speaker 5>This is weird because you weren't answering him, Crystal.

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<v Speaker 6>So I didn't know what to do. Yeah, how'd you

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<v Speaker 6>get some professional help?

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<v Speaker 4>And it shows, doesn't it show Crystal that he's he's

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<v Speaker 4>a guy who's willing to be vulnerable and share embarrassing

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<v Speaker 4>stuff with other people, Like you want that in a

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<v Speaker 4>person and a partner, right.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, Crystal, just hearing all this, I'm thinking a

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<v Speaker 5>little bit is kind of on you. Did you not

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<v Speaker 5>offer him toilet paper underneath the stall?

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<v Speaker 3>If you're going to be.

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<v Speaker 5>In there being supportive, you should have really support him.

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<v Speaker 3>That is true, though she did help you locate the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're still not even talking anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, Chris, are you still there?

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<v Speaker 7>You know I'm still here. I'm just wondering if this

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<v Speaker 7>is like a real thing, Like, is this really happening

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<v Speaker 7>right now?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're just as much shocked as if you were

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<v Speaker 5>standing in that bathroom all over again.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know what to say, even more shocking. This

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<v Speaker 3>is like top tier radio for us. This is a

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<v Speaker 3>great segment.

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<v Speaker 7>Is that because I don't think your show's doing that well?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is what we're bringing, Like, maybe this will

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<v Speaker 1>be your memory now instead of that other memory.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, Yes, because we're already at the ultimate low

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<v Speaker 5>point of this relationship. There's only upwards to go from here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>And that type of optimism is what I hope influences

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<v Speaker 5>you to say yes when I offer to send you

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<v Speaker 5>to out on another date. But before we get your answer, Crystal, Nick,

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<v Speaker 5>do you have any any last words that you want

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<v Speaker 5>to share?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, you know, I do want to say, Crystal, when

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<v Speaker 6>I went to the bathroom the second time, it was

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<v Speaker 6>a lot less narlier than the first time. It's just

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<v Speaker 6>when I went the first time, it was just I

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<v Speaker 6>was like holding it in for a while, no more details.

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<v Speaker 5>Why would you give what that was an aberration, Crystal.

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<v Speaker 3>Going forward, it's all going to be normal.

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<v Speaker 6>Nick.

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<v Speaker 1>Your statement should have been about how great she is

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<v Speaker 1>and how much you want to see her against This.

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<v Speaker 5>Might have worked, though, Let's find out, Crystal, do you

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<v Speaker 5>want to go out with Nick after hearing that one

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<v Speaker 5>more time?

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<v Speaker 3>Just don't get them tacos.

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<v Speaker 7>Or any look like.

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<v Speaker 6>Nick.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm sure you're a nice guy, but I gotta be honest.

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<v Speaker 7>Even if you paid me money to go, I would

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<v Speaker 7>still say now.

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<v Speaker 3>Dinner.

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<v Speaker 6>So you're telling you that the comparison between the first

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<v Speaker 6>bathroom and the second bathroom wasn't convincing.

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<v Speaker 1>At all, you know, Nick, it wasn't going I'm glad

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<v Speaker 1>to clarifying Nick.

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<v Speaker 5>This is the state of the dating world judgy women.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking that maybe he needs to check where

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<v Speaker 1>the restrooms are before he plans his next date.

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<v Speaker 6>Actually, that's a good point, you know, It's fine. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>just gonna southe a zoo. There's no way that they

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<v Speaker 6>should have one.

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<v Speaker 5>Bathroom next Tuesday on our going right up to the

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<v Speaker 5>Supreme Court with that one Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>There must be some type of global restroom app out

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<v Speaker 5>there that starts an alarm when you're farther than five

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<v Speaker 5>minutes away from any public bathrooms.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>About that, but there there is a public restroom Mapp Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>sure is there?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, closest one.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you create it?

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<v Speaker 6>Brooks?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the camel dude. I can wait for hours before

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<v Speaker 2>I need to go.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like a rat right now. We need everybody needs

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<v Speaker 5>to get that bathroom app because I swear we have

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<v Speaker 5>more dates ruined on this show by bathroom breaks than

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<v Speaker 5>anything else.

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<v Speaker 2>It is weird.

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<v Speaker 1>At the beginning of this when you ask the most

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<v Speaker 1>like her fig date stories we remember from doing it,

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<v Speaker 1>and jose and I both said bathroom issues exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy on the phone.

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<v Speaker 5>Not only that, if someone ever just goes to the

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<v Speaker 5>bathroom real quick, bad stuff happens. They check their phone,

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<v Speaker 5>they get numbers from the waiter. Nothing good happens when

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<v Speaker 5>you use the bathroom on a date. So just don't

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<v Speaker 5>do it, Okay, hold it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that that's healthy, but yes, all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, that's it.

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<v Speaker 5>That's our best. But I'll tell you good things always happen.

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