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Speaker 3: Yes, Robert Reyes said, I listen to you guys every morning.

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Speaker 2: You're like my best friends. Not sure who should be

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Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, I just bought us BFF necklaces, Robert. Anymore,

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Speaker 4: Right now, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date updates.

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Speaker 5: Broke in the history of doing this segment, what is

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Speaker 3: Hearing from a listener? Oh, that's a big question.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: Good poopy and accident in the back of a cap Oh,

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Speaker 2: A tree and apart.

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Speaker 3: That's the one that I remember, yeah, this.

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Speaker 5: one most embarrassing date of all time. His name is Nick,

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Speaker 3: Nick, how you doing, man?

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Speaker 6: Oh, I'm good. I mean I'm okay. How are you?

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Speaker 4: Hopefully hopefully we made you feel better.

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Speaker 1: But with those two stories, because you're like, it can't

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Speaker 2: Involves any bathroom hang up?

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Speaker 5: Now, Yeah, whatever is going on, let's start from the

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Speaker 3: At least. What's the name of the girl that you met?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, her name's Crystal. I met her on a dating app. Okay,

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Speaker 6: we went to the Zoo Lights. I mean we had

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Speaker 2: Yes, everyone should do that. It's a really fine walk through.

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Speaker 3: I like the Zoom Dark personally, but that's.

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Speaker 4: Okay, day the zoo lights go bad.

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Speaker 2: You know, they have some like mold wine and kids around.

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Speaker 2: Mold wine is ali wine, mold m you l l e.

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Speaker 2: I mean I would drink.

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Speaker 6: I mean, we definitely had some drinks, you know, and

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Speaker 6: This is the embarrassing part.

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Speaker 6: They're like all the way in the back. Then the

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Speaker 6: Right right, and it's kind of like raining hard, and

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Speaker 1: Wait, and is your day still with you or have

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Speaker 3: Oh no, both trying to track on the bathroom for you.

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Speaker 6: And you're trying to be cool but you can't, right,

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Speaker 6: She goes, oh, I didn't want to get caught by

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Speaker 6: But here this it even gets crazier. Watch like we

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Speaker 3: On the drive home, you had to pull.

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Speaker 6: Over, yes, and then I told her don't follow me

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Speaker 6: I don't know. I was just out the door. I

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I mean you weren't lying when you said

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Speaker 2: So hard to recover from.

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Speaker 1: I did you even ask, like if there was a

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what, I didn't even go in for

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Speaker 3: Know what I mean.

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Speaker 5: Like she was quiet after Yeah, mock you mercilessly like

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Speaker 6: I like that about her. You know that's why we

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's in a string of restrooms leading from the

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Speaker 2: So you poor thing?

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Speaker 5: Man, I mean sometimes you send a tone like you

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that makes me so awase. I really hope she's

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Speaker 2: That too, and bathroom boy would be the nicest I

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Speaker 6: I don't really know if that's the goal, guy.

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Speaker 5: Maybe it's not your goal, but it's our goal when

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Second Date Update.

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Speaker 5: If you're just joining us for the second date update,

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Speaker 5: Let's hit the highlights of Nick's first date with Crystal.

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Speaker 5: There's one they went to Zoo Lights together.

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Speaker 2: That's a highlight.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty much all the highlights.

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Speaker 2: She was really kind yes.

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Speaker 5: And the glowing tiger. There was a glowing tiger that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't see it, but she did.

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Speaker 5: The low lights include a very embarrassing bathroom incident where

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Speaker 5: Crystal witnessed more than she probably wanted to inside of

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Speaker 3: The whole thing.

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Speaker 2: If you have to say, I covered my ears after.

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Speaker 5: That's really all that needs to be said, I think.

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Speaker 5: And there was a second bathroom stop on the drive home.

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Speaker 2: Luckily she did not attend that one.

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Speaker 3: As far as we know.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, It's been two weeks and while Nick's body has

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Speaker 5: Right Nick, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I mean all I can think about is like, why

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Speaker 2: But the thing is none of it's your fault. It's

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Speaker 6: Just do you guys, think like it's this doesn't work out,

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Speaker 2: Do the zoo for you. Not being able to get to.

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Speaker 6: The bathroom in time, they should have more bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Probably been a lot of kids that have also gone

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Speaker 3: That's a good point.

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Speaker 6: It's like the only time in my life, I seriously

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Speaker 2: No that smell. No, No, you imagine the dinner table.

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Speaker 5: You can always do it on a future date. Don't

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Speaker 5: quit on ourselves, Nick, I'm in a dollar number right now. Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hi is this Crystal?

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Speaker 5: Yes it is Hey Crystal. This is a radio show

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Speaker 1: Hi Crystal, good morning shows here.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I know it's probably weird that we're reaching out

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Speaker 3: Okay, why because one.

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Speaker 2: They said, embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: Well they trying to sugarcoat it.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Appropriate response. Oh he told us everything, I think.

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Speaker 3: Why would he tell you that?

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Speaker 5: I mean, that's kind of how this works. We asked

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Speaker 2: Oh god, well, just start with how it started. I mean,

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Speaker 5: Sure, you don't want to get right to the bathroom, park.

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Speaker 1: Brook, No, I just feel like if we're going to

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Speaker 2: Right, remember the good times?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I was excited about the date. It was a cute,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, turn right through that employee only or can I

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Speaker 1: ask though? Can I just ask for quick why after

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Speaker 2: Were never in there?

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 7: I think I was just kind of in shock.

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Speaker 2: Oh is that bad?

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Speaker 7: Like I had gone into the bathroom because I didn't

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Speaker 5: Sure, And it's probably like witnessing a car accident where

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Speaker 5: it's horrifying, but at the same time you can't look away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all of traffic comes to it crawls.

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Speaker 5: I mean that's what we thought is this must be

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, like, I know it's not his fault,

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Speaker 6: That out of my mind. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Not to shock you with any more crazy information, but

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Speaker 5: I do need to let you know that Nick has

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Speaker 2: This time.

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Speaker 6: You're joking.

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Speaker 3: No, unfortunately, Nick, are you there?

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Speaker 6: Hey, what's up? It's bathroom boy?

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Speaker 7: Come on, dude, what are you doing?

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Speaker 6: You're like making this way worse for yourself.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Nick, you feel bad that's happened.

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Speaker 6: Of course I feel bad. I thought that we had

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Speaker 6: look at it like this. What if the roles were

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Speaker 6: You can make all the noise that I'd still be

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Speaker 3: What are you doing, hypothetical?

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Speaker 5: Are you actually suggesting that this happens even the score.

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Speaker 6: I'm just trying to get us back on track.

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Speaker 2: You know what, that's not the way that good. I mean,

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Speaker 1: But the better idea, Crystal, right, is like maybe we

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Speaker 5: I don't know, it's up to Crystal which one she prefers. Crystal,

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Speaker 5: I mean, guy, it's like.

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Speaker 7: This whole thing could have just been between me and Nick.

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Speaker 6: And now it's on the radio.

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Speaker 7: Like, I just don't understand why you thought it would

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Speaker 3: To bring this.

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Speaker 6: Thing to public space. Like, I'm just this is weird.

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Speaker 5: This is weird because you weren't answering him, Crystal.

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Speaker 6: So I didn't know what to do. Yeah, how'd you

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Speaker 4: And it shows, doesn't it show Crystal that he's he's

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Speaker 4: a guy who's willing to be vulnerable and share embarrassing

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Speaker 5: I mean, Crystal, just hearing all this, I'm thinking a

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Speaker 3: If you're going to be.

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Speaker 5: In there being supportive, you should have really support him.

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Speaker 3: That is true, though she did help you locate the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're still not even talking anymore.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, Chris, are you still there?

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Speaker 7: You know I'm still here. I'm just wondering if this

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just as much shocked as if you were

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Speaker 3: You don't know what to say, even more shocking. This

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Speaker 3: is like top tier radio for us. This is a

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Speaker 3: great segment.

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Speaker 7: Is that because I don't think your show's doing that well?

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is what we're bringing, Like, maybe this will

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Speaker 1: be your memory now instead of that other memory.

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Speaker 5: You know, Yes, because we're already at the ultimate low

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Speaker 5: point of this relationship. There's only upwards to go from here. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: And that type of optimism is what I hope influences

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Speaker 5: you to say yes when I offer to send you

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Speaker 5: to out on another date. But before we get your answer, Crystal, Nick,

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Speaker 5: do you have any any last words that you want

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Speaker 6: Well, you know, I do want to say, Crystal, when

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Speaker 5: Why would you give what that was an aberration, Crystal.

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Speaker 3: Going forward, it's all going to be normal.

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Speaker 6: Nick.

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Speaker 1: Your statement should have been about how great she is

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Speaker 1: and how much you want to see her against This.

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Speaker 5: Might have worked, though, Let's find out, Crystal, do you

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Speaker 5: want to go out with Nick after hearing that one

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Speaker 5: more time?

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Speaker 3: Just don't get them tacos.

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Speaker 7: Or any look like.

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Speaker 6: Nick.

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Speaker 7: I'm sure you're a nice guy, but I gotta be honest.

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Speaker 7: Even if you paid me money to go, I would

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Speaker 7: still say now.

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Speaker 3: Dinner.

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Speaker 6: So you're telling you that the comparison between the first

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Speaker 1: At all, you know, Nick, it wasn't going I'm glad

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Speaker 5: This is the state of the dating world judgy women.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking that maybe he needs to check where

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Speaker 6: Actually, that's a good point, you know, It's fine. I'm

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Speaker 6: just gonna southe a zoo. There's no way that they

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Speaker 5: Bathroom next Tuesday on our going right up to the

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Speaker 5: Supreme Court with that one Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: There must be some type of global restroom app out

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Speaker 5: there that starts an alarm when you're farther than five

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: About that, but there there is a public restroom Mapp Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sure is there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, closest one.

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Speaker 3: Did you create it?

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Speaker 6: Brooks?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the camel dude. I can wait for hours before

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Speaker 2: I need to go.

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Speaker 5: I'm like a rat right now. We need everybody needs

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Speaker 5: to get that bathroom app because I swear we have

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Speaker 5: more dates ruined on this show by bathroom breaks than

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Speaker 2: It is weird.

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Speaker 1: At the beginning of this when you ask the most

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Speaker 1: like her fig date stories we remember from doing it,

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Speaker 1: and jose and I both said bathroom issues exactly.

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Speaker 2: The guy on the phone.

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Speaker 5: Not only that, if someone ever just goes to the

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Speaker 5: bathroom real quick, bad stuff happens. They check their phone,

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Speaker 5: they get numbers from the waiter. Nothing good happens when

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Speaker 5: you use the bathroom on a date. So just don't

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Speaker 5: do it, Okay, hold it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that that's healthy, but yes, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, that's it.

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Speaker 5: That's our best. But I'll tell you good things always happen.

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