1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: week was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,480 Speaker 1: of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 4 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 1: treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the 5 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:19,600 Speaker 1: rich pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of 6 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 7 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 1: We are back at it again on a Saturday, Saturday Saturday, 9 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour, because four hours a night are clearly 10 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:46,760 Speaker 1: not enough, eight days a week from a secret podcast 11 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:52,160 Speaker 1: studio somewhere far far away in the north Woods, unless 12 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: that's not the case, And yet again joined by a 13 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 1: man who does not live the West of the four 14 00:00:58,120 --> 00:01:00,320 Speaker 1: oh five lifestyle, even though I think he actually lives 15 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:01,600 Speaker 1: West of the four or five. But he's not the 16 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: He's not that kind of guy. Danny G Radio back 17 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 1: on a Saturday. Hello Danny G. What's up, Ben? Yeah, 18 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:11,560 Speaker 1: it's more like a Ventura County dude. Well, that deserves 19 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: some applause because, uh, you know, not that you know, 20 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:17,480 Speaker 1: we've had our issues in the past. The West of 21 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 1: the four or five. He's not here anymore. It's all 22 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: about you. And uh so I'm excited now on this 23 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: edition of the Fifth Hour, We've got the files of 24 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: the life of Mallard. So we have camouflage punked and 25 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,839 Speaker 1: the red light is flashing and uh and I'm sure 26 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: we have tales of the life of Danny g as well. Right, 27 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 1: I'm sure some amazing things happen to you this week 28 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: that you're gonna share with the ones. Of course. Not no, 29 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: you're not gonna give them the insight skinny on your 30 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:54,520 Speaker 1: amazing wildlife living in Los Angeles. No, yeah, no, I 31 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: have a couple of good tales. All right, very good. 32 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: We have the mail Bag on Sunday. If you didn't 33 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 1: he here the Friday Extravagance and what an amazing interview. 34 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 1: I don't give it away. If you missed it, go 35 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 1: back and listen. But you're gonna be blown away. The 36 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: conversation on Friday Nanny. Yeah, that's podcast. We're gonna win 37 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: some kind of podcasting award for that podcast on Friday. 38 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,359 Speaker 1: Top of mine, my friend, it's you know, one sport 39 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: everybody's talking about right now. Yeah, I gotta get my fixed. 40 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:28,160 Speaker 1: I love the coaching carousel. I'm all about the coaching carousel, Danny, 41 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,079 Speaker 1: I wish we had a radio care So wouldn't that 42 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: be fun if we had like a radio carousel and 43 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: you could have bidding wars with random people trying to 44 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: hire you away and pay you great. Where would you 45 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:44,399 Speaker 1: rank among the radio coaches? Well, I would be mid 46 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 1: level at best. That would be mid level. But think 47 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 1: of the bidding war like you could be a free agent. 48 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,520 Speaker 1: You can go anywhere. That used to be what radio 49 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,920 Speaker 1: was like back in the old days. If you were 50 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,239 Speaker 1: top notch DJ. We're we're around the same age. We 51 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 1: heard stories. I heard stories from guys that would there'd 52 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 1: be they'd be like the top DJ in Chicago and 53 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,360 Speaker 1: they get stolen away by New York, or they were 54 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,920 Speaker 1: in Boston and somebody in Detroit wanted them and they 55 00:03:08,040 --> 00:03:10,639 Speaker 1: bounced all over the place making tons of money. You're 56 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 1: a storyteller, so I figure you to be like a 57 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 1: Mike Leach. My I do enjoy Mike Leach. He's one 58 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,639 Speaker 1: of my favorite coaches in college football. He's a bullshit 59 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 1: artist and I appreciate that. And he's a pretty good 60 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 1: offensive coach. And that guy has been all over God's 61 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 1: being earth as Uh, and then we'll schedule him. I 62 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: can get him on the podcast. Yeah, I'd love to 63 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: get him. You know we should get to is Brent Musburger. 64 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 1: I'd love to get musgled Hey. I love getting legends 65 00:03:39,480 --> 00:03:42,560 Speaker 1: on and uh and just blow But the the camel 66 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: flash story, they will start with that because exciting news. 67 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 1: Exciting news and the files of the life of Mallard. Uh. 68 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 1: This week, Uh, the Mallard Mansion became full again. An 69 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: old friend, an old friend returned after an eighty six 70 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:05,119 Speaker 1: day since the bitch is back, Danny, what happened? Yeah, 71 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:09,160 Speaker 1: the dog. The dog has returned, Bella. Where do you 72 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:17,599 Speaker 1: think I was talking about women? How dare you? I 73 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: believe the clinical term for a female dog is a bitch. 74 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:25,040 Speaker 1: But but Bella returned to the Mallard Mansion. If you've 75 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: been following along here on the Saturday podcast, I moved 76 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:32,360 Speaker 1: apparently eighties six days prior to Bella returning. Actually has 77 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 1: been more than that, ninety days since this happened. But uh, 78 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,760 Speaker 1: Bella was not able to live at the house here 79 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 1: it's a construction zone. We finally got enough stuff done 80 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: where it is dog friendly here deep in the North Wood. 81 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 1: So it's all systems go very excited about that my 82 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 1: old furry friend is back. It is not all rainbows 83 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,239 Speaker 1: and lollipops, though, Danny, because there has been some tension 84 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 1: with Bella's return here, the family dog, here, the mascot 85 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 1: of the malle militia. Unfortunately, Uh, she has decided the 86 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 1: entire house is a porta potty or for dogs. Now, 87 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,279 Speaker 1: when we had Bella before, she had been potty trained, 88 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 1: and then we moved to a temporary Mallard mansion which 89 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: was a halfway house, and she started shipping all over 90 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:31,000 Speaker 1: the rental which was a problem, which was a big problem. 91 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 1: And uh, but she then was apparently where she's been 92 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 1: staying here with the the in laws. She was doing 93 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 1: pretty good, my dog. And now she has decided that 94 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 1: some kind of payback maybe for the eighties six days. 95 00:05:44,120 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 1: This is like an eye for an eye and shipped 96 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: for a ship, and she's decided to poop all over 97 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:52,440 Speaker 1: the house. And the big problem here, Danny, is camouflage. 98 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,920 Speaker 1: And you've not been to the new Mallard mansion. At 99 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 1: some point we'll get you over here. And uh, the 100 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:01,760 Speaker 1: problem them that I have is the flooring that we 101 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 1: put in this house is the same color of the 102 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:08,919 Speaker 1: dog poop that comes out of Bella. And so I 103 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,680 Speaker 1: walk around here at night. I'm pretty much awake at night, 104 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 1: not during the day as much, and especially now because 105 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:18,600 Speaker 1: the sun goes down, so you can imagine walking around 106 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:22,839 Speaker 1: it's like dodging land mines, steaming piles of dog turds. 107 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 1: And I need a I need some kind of flashlight 108 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,920 Speaker 1: or something when when I'm walking around it's I thought 109 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:31,920 Speaker 1: it was wood colored, but apparently it's actually ship color. 110 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 1: I had no idea. Uh So, Also, Bella has taken 111 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:41,240 Speaker 1: umbrage with using the doggy door. Apparently thinks she's too 112 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:43,680 Speaker 1: good for the doggie door, which we spend a good 113 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 1: amount of money putting in the doggyed door thinking it 114 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,640 Speaker 1: would be perfect for the dog. Danny the dog has 115 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 1: chosen not to bother using the doggie door, waiting for 116 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,680 Speaker 1: one of us to open the door to get the 117 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,240 Speaker 1: v I P service. Like so, it's a it's a 118 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:01,880 Speaker 1: pretty much a disaster so far. And uh I remember 119 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: on the on a previous podcast, we had talked about 120 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:11,240 Speaker 1: this and I didn't take good notes. Bella's got breath issues. Also, 121 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 1: I got a lot of issues with this dog. It's 122 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:17,280 Speaker 1: an old dog. So I have to some some listeners 123 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 1: sent products. I gotta go back and check. Maybe my 124 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 1: email I can find it, because there are some things 125 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:24,880 Speaker 1: you can get for dogs that have terrible breath. Have 126 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,920 Speaker 1: you ever had are you a dog guy, Danny? Or 127 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,040 Speaker 1: you are? You? Are you had the you'r a cat guy? 128 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 1: I remember you had the Do you still have that cat? Yeah? Well, 129 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 1: growing up I had both dogs and cats, and that's 130 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,160 Speaker 1: the case right now. I have a dog and a cat. Okay, 131 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,560 Speaker 1: I remember the cat. I remember you've had the cat 132 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,560 Speaker 1: for a while. I remember the story when you got 133 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:48,240 Speaker 1: that Yeah, yeah, the panther yeah, and then Mac Mac 134 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 1: and the dog is uh yeah. The dog belongs to 135 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: my fiance. Now she's not old enough to have health issues. 136 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:59,480 Speaker 1: We're not in your territory yet, all right, so so 137 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 1: just keep the dog inside at night, you don't, I 138 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,360 Speaker 1: I don't know if you know the story Bella got 139 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:09,080 Speaker 1: bitten by a coyote at the halfway House and that 140 00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 1: that was a nice couple of grands that you had 141 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,440 Speaker 1: to spend on emergency surgery. And I know you have 142 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 1: lots of checking accounts where you set money aside for things. 143 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: Oh sure, Yeah, who doesn't do that? Danny? Right? I mean, 144 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 1: my god, I mean we all, we all do it, 145 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:28,400 Speaker 1: and then you wake up one day and it's like surprised, motherfucker. Yeah, 146 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 1: there you go. You gotta spend spend a bunch of 147 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,719 Speaker 1: money on that. But anyway, it's good. So it's good 148 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:37,959 Speaker 1: to have Bella back all things. And uh is she? 149 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:40,680 Speaker 1: Is it too old? I know that old the old 150 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 1: phrase that you can't teach an old dog new tricks 151 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 1: rights as Bella gone too far here where I can't 152 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,600 Speaker 1: train her now to go through the doggy door again, 153 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,559 Speaker 1: and and all that. So well, I know what's coming up. 154 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 1: And my mom pulled this on me and my brothers, 155 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 1: and I'm sure a lot of our listeners have this 156 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,840 Speaker 1: happened to them when they were kids too. My mom 157 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:06,679 Speaker 1: took our old dog, Charlie, who was a cocker Spaniel, 158 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 1: to a farmer's ranch for a better life so he 159 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:14,320 Speaker 1: had room to run around. Really is that? What is 160 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:19,840 Speaker 1: that what she told you? That? You're sure your mom 161 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 1: didn't drive fifty miles away and get out, get out fight, Oh, 162 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:28,560 Speaker 1: get out of here. Pretty sure that's exactly what happened. Yeah, 163 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,280 Speaker 1: here you know I'm not at that at that point, 164 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,040 Speaker 1: but I don't know that I would spend another two 165 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,440 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. You always say that, and then when in 166 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,920 Speaker 1: the heat of the moment, they got you, Like these 167 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,960 Speaker 1: animal hospitals got you because you don't expect your dog 168 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,199 Speaker 1: to be attacked by a coyote, right, You're like, yes, 169 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,160 Speaker 1: that you hear about that on the news, but you're like, 170 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:48,720 Speaker 1: that's not gonna happen. And then when it happens, and 171 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,319 Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I gotta do something. You know that 172 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:53,360 Speaker 1: dogs bleeding, the dogs dying, You're like, all right, whatever, 173 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 1: here's all my money, you know, and it's like watch 174 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,280 Speaker 1: where you step. Yeah, exactly. Well, now I just sitting 175 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,199 Speaker 1: in my st vidio here and I don't Bell is 176 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,160 Speaker 1: not allowed in here right now because I don't want 177 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,400 Speaker 1: her pooping all over this place, because that would I 178 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,160 Speaker 1: gotta be in here a lot, so I don't need 179 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:11,240 Speaker 1: the the floor is covered with poop. Uh. So there 180 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:17,760 Speaker 1: is that now the punk story, Danny, another story from 181 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:21,600 Speaker 1: the files of the Life of Malice. So during the week, uh, 182 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,960 Speaker 1: and you know this from working on the show, I 183 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,080 Speaker 1: have to record a lot of commercials. Anybody does these 184 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:29,120 Speaker 1: radio shows, you gotta record a lot of commercials, and 185 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:32,240 Speaker 1: now because of the podcast, it's both for terrestrial radio 186 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:37,720 Speaker 1: and for podcasting, And a lot of the recording is 187 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,840 Speaker 1: done during the commercial messages that played during the show. 188 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:47,080 Speaker 1: So we'll record sometimes we record promos, and uh, whatever 189 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,640 Speaker 1: needs to be recorded, we'll often do it during the 190 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:54,240 Speaker 1: commercial messages that are being played. So we're doing something. Uh. 191 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,920 Speaker 1: So normally I am as snug as a bug in 192 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:02,920 Speaker 1: the rug when it comes to this kind of content, 193 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:07,120 Speaker 1: recording commercials done in a long time. Uh, this week 194 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:14,240 Speaker 1: it was a tinder box, Danny. Uh, it was a 195 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:18,559 Speaker 1: nightmare situation. I was bobbing and weaving my way around 196 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:23,079 Speaker 1: a audio minefield trying to record these commercials. So why 197 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:28,599 Speaker 1: was this random night different than all other nights I 198 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,920 Speaker 1: was attempting to record. I had two thirty second spots 199 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:36,440 Speaker 1: and two sixty second spots, so you know standard commercials 200 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 1: and radio sixty thirty and like fifteen, right, those are 201 00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 1: usually sometimes five like a five second, but you don't 202 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 1: record those usually anyway. So I was up to my 203 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:48,439 Speaker 1: eyeballs in spots and I won't say who they were. 204 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:51,439 Speaker 1: Four I don't want to I want to rip anybody's 205 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 1: who broke the copy. But I was told to read 206 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,360 Speaker 1: the copy of verbatim, said, read the copy of verbatim, 207 00:11:57,559 --> 00:12:01,160 Speaker 1: which means don't miss anything, add anything, don't miss it, 208 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,559 Speaker 1: and boom done. Um. So I read the copy. I 209 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:08,680 Speaker 1: get to a thirty second spot, and for the life 210 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:13,720 Speaker 1: of me, I cannot get the commercial in thirty secings. Now, 211 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,560 Speaker 1: as you know Dan doing this radio stuff, when it's 212 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:20,920 Speaker 1: a for radio, it has to be exactly thirty seconds. 213 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,839 Speaker 1: It can't be twenty nine seconds. It's not supposed to 214 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 1: be thirty one. Can't be thirty one, maybe twenty nine. 215 00:12:26,559 --> 00:12:29,520 Speaker 1: But people pay for thirty seconds. They want thirty seconds 216 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,880 Speaker 1: of content, right and um. And we don't write the copy. 217 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,160 Speaker 1: The copies written. We occasionally we were able to add live, 218 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,600 Speaker 1: but the copies written by somebody else, and then it's 219 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,120 Speaker 1: sent to us and then we have to read the copies. 220 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,680 Speaker 1: So that's how this stuff was. And so I could 221 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:46,960 Speaker 1: not get this commercial in thirty seconds. And there was 222 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,839 Speaker 1: a moment I did this. Time after time after time. 223 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,920 Speaker 1: I kept trying to read as fast as I could, 224 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:57,280 Speaker 1: and I was convinced that I was like on an 225 00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:01,079 Speaker 1: episode of Punked or TV's Blue was some practical jokes 226 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,000 Speaker 1: that somebody was messing around with me, Like it was 227 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:06,679 Speaker 1: a mind trick. Now, how many seconds over were you? Oh? 228 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,880 Speaker 1: Six or seven? I mean it was unbelievable. So they 229 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:14,359 Speaker 1: were trying to jam forty seconds worth of copy and yeah, yeah, exactly. 230 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 1: So it was a way. It was ten pounds of 231 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,720 Speaker 1: ship for a three pound back, is what it was. 232 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,719 Speaker 1: And so I'm like, I'm looking around, like maybe there's 233 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,000 Speaker 1: a hidden camera. They're gonna record this for a blooper 234 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,480 Speaker 1: show at the end of the year or something like that. 235 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:29,400 Speaker 1: And it was a total travesty. I'm using remember that 236 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:33,280 Speaker 1: you remember the infomercial for the speed reading hand, remember 237 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:38,800 Speaker 1: that you can speed read for th infomercial they had. 238 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,880 Speaker 1: I was a kid. I used to love infomercials and 239 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:44,120 Speaker 1: for thirty teach you all the tricks on how to 240 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,680 Speaker 1: speed read, you know, you'd use your hand and go 241 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,839 Speaker 1: through the words and how you can memorize speeches. And 242 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,480 Speaker 1: I never bought it, but I remember the infomercial. I 243 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:54,199 Speaker 1: think it's on YouTube, so I think you can watch 244 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,120 Speaker 1: it on on YouTube anyway, So I did this thing 245 00:13:57,160 --> 00:13:59,720 Speaker 1: like six or seven times, and I'm just losing my mind. 246 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,080 Speaker 1: I'm pulling out the little hair I have left on 247 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,480 Speaker 1: top of my head. I'm like, what the hell is 248 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:07,280 Speaker 1: going on? Have I lost my way? Am I finally senile? Uh? 249 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,840 Speaker 1: Is this? It? Is? This? The end of me? I 250 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,080 Speaker 1: can't do the damn thirty second commercial? How can I 251 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,160 Speaker 1: work in radio if I can't do a thirty second commercial? 252 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,920 Speaker 1: So anyway, I keep doing this thing over and over 253 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,400 Speaker 1: and over and uh and then a voice in my head. 254 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:23,600 Speaker 1: I will not say who the guilty party is, uh, 255 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:26,680 Speaker 1: Danny G. But let's just say the initials are J, C, 256 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,880 Speaker 1: J C. Are the initials? Uh? And I hear this 257 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:34,640 Speaker 1: whisper in my head. Hey, I misread the top of 258 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,640 Speaker 1: the copy. Uh that's actually for the podcast. You can 259 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:52,480 Speaker 1: go as long as you want. Wops. Uh. So, yeah, 260 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,520 Speaker 1: the the guilty party had told me to read the 261 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:59,720 Speaker 1: podcast commercial as a terrestrial radio commercial and not just 262 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:06,000 Speaker 1: or said podcast. And needless to say, it was a 263 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,920 Speaker 1: very frustrating experience. I was so upset that I Roberto 264 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,040 Speaker 1: does this cooking with Roberto thing, and I I ended 265 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,000 Speaker 1: up pushing that back because I had to complain. I 266 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 1: had to rant and rave, I had to get I 267 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,680 Speaker 1: had to blow some steam. Off because I got very 268 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:22,080 Speaker 1: upset and it was very I was very emotional. And 269 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:23,960 Speaker 1: then when I finally found out that I was not me, 270 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:27,960 Speaker 1: it was it was it was human error, I was like, yes, 271 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:33,760 Speaker 1: thank goodness, very excited about that. So these are first 272 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 1: world problems. I didn't say it was cool, but it 273 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:39,480 Speaker 1: was j C. It might be there's many people with 274 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:42,120 Speaker 1: the initials j C. There's only one that I know of, 275 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,280 Speaker 1: but there's many people that I in the world that 276 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,800 Speaker 1: have the initials j C. It was some revenge since 277 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,960 Speaker 1: he has to work with you every night. Ye payback? Yeah, 278 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,320 Speaker 1: pay back some mother a little payback. Yeah. Yeah. So 279 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,760 Speaker 1: now every time I get copy now to read, I will. 280 00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:01,360 Speaker 1: I will go over it myself. I will read every 281 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:05,560 Speaker 1: detail I can possibly read on the copy before I 282 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:10,680 Speaker 1: start reading said copy. So I got mail, Yeah, I 283 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:14,440 Speaker 1: got mail. Check my mail too, because they send these 284 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 1: emails datings with the yeah you don't like to read emails? No, No. 285 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,560 Speaker 1: In fact, I used to check the company email. I've 286 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,800 Speaker 1: told bosses that fox this. I used to check the 287 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:27,040 Speaker 1: company email all the time, and then for some reason 288 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,160 Speaker 1: I stopped checking it. In January January of oh nine, 289 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,880 Speaker 1: January twenties I stopped checking it. Uh and I I 290 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,440 Speaker 1: never looked back. And no, the bosses at Fox notice 291 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,040 Speaker 1: send me anything really important. They have to send to 292 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:43,000 Speaker 1: my personal email because I do not check the company email. 293 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 1: I have to go on there like twice a year 294 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:47,920 Speaker 1: because I have to do some training for I heart. 295 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,560 Speaker 1: You know, you have to do that FCC training stuff that. Yeah, 296 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:55,120 Speaker 1: that way you don't sexually harass the staff. Yes, yes, 297 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:59,560 Speaker 1: don't don't sexually ask. And also no payola. We're not allowed, unfortunately, 298 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:02,880 Speaker 1: to get so those I'll get those emails. They'll be like, 299 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:06,560 Speaker 1: hey you got I'll click on that and um, yeah, 300 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,400 Speaker 1: so that's the Nike Nike Nike. By the way, I'm 301 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,720 Speaker 1: wearing some brand new Nikes that I really like Raid. 302 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,240 Speaker 1: Yeah is that? Is that right? Is that? I'm just kidding? 303 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,040 Speaker 1: Are you gonna go full Rob Parker? You know Rob 304 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:27,719 Speaker 1: loves loves Nikes. I slapped the Fox logo on some Nike. Uh. 305 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,280 Speaker 1: Well yeah, but Rob, I love him. I don't you 306 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,520 Speaker 1: think he's paying full price for the Nikes. I'm I'm 307 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,560 Speaker 1: thinking he's got a deal. He knows somebody, right. My 308 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,840 Speaker 1: favorite part with Rob when we walked into our green room, 309 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,639 Speaker 1: or is it a greener. I guess it's a blue 310 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:45,400 Speaker 1: room at Fox Sports Radio. The kitchen, the Smurf kitchen, Yeah, 311 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:49,200 Speaker 1: the Smurf kitchen. And he had the actual racks of clothing. Yes, 312 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,400 Speaker 1: he had a full wardrobe of Fox Sports Radio merchandise 313 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:02,600 Speaker 1: ready to go. The blue kitchen. Remember somebody put a 314 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,320 Speaker 1: sign on top of it kind of google around. It 315 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:09,600 Speaker 1: was fun. Um, Yeah, that was That was pretty good. 316 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,679 Speaker 1: Rob's hustling. Man. I love. We've got Rob on the 317 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,600 Speaker 1: podcast several times. I was always hosted. I last time 318 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,119 Speaker 1: he was on the podcast was during the the World 319 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,720 Speaker 1: Series and he told the story about he flew to 320 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:24,399 Speaker 1: Atlanta and he flew Spirit Airlines. It's a great story. 321 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,320 Speaker 1: And he Spirit Airlines charges for everything. I think they 322 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,600 Speaker 1: charge if you breathe when you fly on the Spirit 323 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,760 Speaker 1: per breath you take and per heartbeat and all that. 324 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,119 Speaker 1: And so Rob found a work around. He got the 325 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,800 Speaker 1: cheapest flight he could to Atlanta, and he spent like 326 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 1: a hundred bucks around trip or some ridiculous amount of money. 327 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:46,640 Speaker 1: And but he saved the money on the carry on. 328 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,879 Speaker 1: He brought no clothes. He just brought like a bag. 329 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,560 Speaker 1: I guess he was allowed to bring his computer, and 330 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,920 Speaker 1: that was it. And then when he got to Atlanta, 331 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,960 Speaker 1: he just went to like a Ross Dress for Less 332 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,960 Speaker 1: type store and bought so a couple of shirts and 333 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 1: a couple of pairs of pants to wear for the weekend. 334 00:19:03,119 --> 00:19:05,120 Speaker 1: And then when he when he left, he couldn't bring 335 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,120 Speaker 1: the clothes back, so he just left him in the hotel. 336 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:11,320 Speaker 1: That's awesome. That's such a I'm a tight wad, but 337 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,040 Speaker 1: that's like next level. That's like, yeah, yeah, no, wonder 338 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,400 Speaker 1: the two of you get along so well, oh yeah 339 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:19,639 Speaker 1: we do. In fact, I've never told this story. I 340 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:25,320 Speaker 1: happened last weekend after the Rams got pole axed against 341 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:29,800 Speaker 1: the Green Bay Packers and Matthew Stafford through another interception 342 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,639 Speaker 1: that was returned for a touchdown, Rob text me and 343 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:34,400 Speaker 1: he's like, what do you think of Staffy? And we're 344 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,320 Speaker 1: going back and forth on Stafford. He's advising me that 345 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,920 Speaker 1: I must I must jump ship on Matthew Stafford. He's 346 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,359 Speaker 1: giving me the whole rap about that Bamford. Yeah, he 347 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:48,159 Speaker 1: just going through the whole thing, and uh, you know, 348 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:52,240 Speaker 1: I'm coming back. I'm like, no, I'm okay, you know, yeah, 349 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,359 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna gonna ride this thing out. It's just 350 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,560 Speaker 1: a slump. We all go through slumps, right, Danny, you know, 351 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,399 Speaker 1: looking to see here? Nothing to see here? Yeah, I 352 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,879 Speaker 1: mean it's like the first eight games. Matthew Stafford was 353 00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,359 Speaker 1: fine and he beat Tom Brady and Russell Wilson in 354 00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:09,080 Speaker 1: the first eight games, and then now he's gone through 355 00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:11,600 Speaker 1: a tough patch. But the good news is that they 356 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:16,000 Speaker 1: play Jacksonville tomorrow and so that now, if if they 357 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:20,360 Speaker 1: lose to Jacksonville at that point eighty, then uh, then 358 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:25,119 Speaker 1: I'm gone. I'm out, and uh I will not I 359 00:20:25,119 --> 00:20:28,840 Speaker 1: will not look back. Okay, I will say bye bye. 360 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,160 Speaker 1: I will pack it in for the year and put 361 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:37,359 Speaker 1: Mallard Raiders hat back on the greatness of the Raiders. 362 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:43,160 Speaker 1: But for the Rams, it'll be yeah, not not good, 363 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:48,399 Speaker 1: not good, uh for sure. But what's going on with you, Danny? 364 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,479 Speaker 1: What have you been up to? We have not caught up. 365 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,800 Speaker 1: And we did text a few times to work out 366 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 1: some logistical things for the podcast, and you were very 367 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 1: good at that, hard working lining up people for the podcast, 368 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:04,119 Speaker 1: which I appreciate. Yeah. I love chasing guests down, you know, 369 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,000 Speaker 1: with Clay Travis, that was one of the main things 370 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:11,080 Speaker 1: that I did. Whether it was a guy who was 371 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,040 Speaker 1: national on all the news programs because he saved his 372 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:18,800 Speaker 1: little dog from the grip of an alligator's teeth while 373 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,800 Speaker 1: he kept his cigar in his mouth. There would be 374 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,800 Speaker 1: stories like that where Clay would be like, I want 375 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,800 Speaker 1: that guy on the show, get him on the show. 376 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,720 Speaker 1: And I would track the guy down and get him 377 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,560 Speaker 1: on the show. And I really love to hunt though, 378 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,199 Speaker 1: because it would be fun actually calling the TV and 379 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,960 Speaker 1: newspapers you know that put out the stories on whoever 380 00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:43,680 Speaker 1: was in the news, and then you have to schmooze 381 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:48,000 Speaker 1: these people to get the information on said party. And 382 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,879 Speaker 1: then once you finally have that, then you have to 383 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,400 Speaker 1: schmooze the person that's in the news to get them 384 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,679 Speaker 1: on your program. Yeah. No, it's it's the chase, right, 385 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:59,960 Speaker 1: It's just like dating Chase. Yes, that's a lot of 386 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,640 Speaker 1: guy loved the chase. And then when you actually find someone, 387 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,160 Speaker 1: you're like get old board. You're like, wait a minute, 388 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,080 Speaker 1: I found somebody, and I want to I want to 389 00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:07,439 Speaker 1: go back and Chase. I want to be out in 390 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,679 Speaker 1: the in the jungle out there. Yeah, the chase was 391 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,439 Speaker 1: really cool, though it would take days. Some guests it 392 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:18,320 Speaker 1: would take weeks, like he wanted Carol Baskin on, and 393 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,479 Speaker 1: you know, because she was on Dancing with the Stars 394 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,720 Speaker 1: and he got a kick out of that. And I said, 395 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,040 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get in touch with her. So I did. 396 00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,920 Speaker 1: I found an email for her, and as you can imagine, 397 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,639 Speaker 1: she was really um. She doesn't trust many people, and 398 00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:37,280 Speaker 1: yeah she was gun shy. Gun shines the white right 399 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,400 Speaker 1: way to put it. Uh. So I had to ben, 400 00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:43,520 Speaker 1: I had to become a friend. I emailed back and 401 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,440 Speaker 1: forth with her for like two weeks. By the time 402 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,480 Speaker 1: the whole process was over and I booked her for 403 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:53,200 Speaker 1: the show, we were texting each other like we were buddies. Nice. Yeah, 404 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,440 Speaker 1: she has to do it. She has pictures of my 405 00:22:55,560 --> 00:23:03,520 Speaker 1: cat Mac Carol Baskin. As we go out, one positive 406 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,440 Speaker 1: is at least you've got a catch phrase, Danny g 407 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:07,800 Speaker 1: who set this up. I appreciate you coming on. Would 408 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,560 Speaker 1: like for you to say, hey are you cool cats 409 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,240 Speaker 1: and kittens? As we as we had out. Actually I 410 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:14,879 Speaker 1: should have started with hey are you cool cats and kittens? 411 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:20,080 Speaker 1: Isn't she's suing Netflix of over the new Tiger King 412 00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:22,359 Speaker 1: thing that's out or is it out yet or is 413 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,600 Speaker 1: it coming out? It is out? Yeah, I was gonna 414 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,320 Speaker 1: tell you got to watch that on Netflix. I'm a 415 00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:31,480 Speaker 1: couple of episodes in Okay. Obviously can get her book, 416 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,760 Speaker 1: but I I really don't think she's gonna talk to 417 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:39,119 Speaker 1: anybody anymore, not with a pending lawsuit I had. I 418 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:42,800 Speaker 1: had an in with the guy through some friends of mine, 419 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,879 Speaker 1: the guy suing the Angels. I think the lawsuit was 420 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,480 Speaker 1: kicked out, but it's really been refiled. There was a 421 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,440 Speaker 1: the guy that paid the price. He was the clubhouse 422 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,320 Speaker 1: guy for the Angels that was rubbing up the baseballs 423 00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:00,920 Speaker 1: and and and helping the pictures with Sticky the tack, 424 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,200 Speaker 1: the special that wasn't even spo it wasn't Spider Tach. 425 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,960 Speaker 1: It was some special goo he had come up with 426 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,400 Speaker 1: with with the Angels years ago. And he was like, 427 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,840 Speaker 1: all these star players were, you know, turning to him 428 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,480 Speaker 1: to get the stuff. And then when Baseball decided to 429 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,160 Speaker 1: crack down on the Google, they fired him. They got 430 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,000 Speaker 1: rid of this guy, and uh, we were gonna have 431 00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,320 Speaker 1: him on and then it didn't. The lawyers got in 432 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:27,480 Speaker 1: a way because there's appending a legal system, a legal situation, 433 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:31,639 Speaker 1: so he couldn't. It's hard to book a fall guy. Yeah, yeah, 434 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,760 Speaker 1: that guy was the toy. I mean, I I remember 435 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,320 Speaker 1: I covered the Angels a lot like way back like 436 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,080 Speaker 1: in the Stone Age, and this cat was out there 437 00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,440 Speaker 1: back then and everyone loved him. And this is back 438 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,879 Speaker 1: in the nineties and so, and he just got let 439 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,480 Speaker 1: go a couple of years ago. He was beloved, and 440 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,840 Speaker 1: we actually saw there were some guys that played in 441 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,439 Speaker 1: that era Whilely Joiner and a few other people that 442 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:57,320 Speaker 1: came out defending the guy and went against major League Baseball, 443 00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:01,000 Speaker 1: which was which was rare usually want to break the 444 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,680 Speaker 1: code or whatever, but some guys did that back in 445 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:07,560 Speaker 1: the day. So what's really interesting about Carol Baskin in 446 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:11,320 Speaker 1: her story is that there have been some documents that 447 00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:14,760 Speaker 1: have come to light that are showing that maybe her 448 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:20,600 Speaker 1: ex husband is alive in Costa Rica. This murderous, cat 449 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:23,800 Speaker 1: loving woman that everybody likes to just assume did something 450 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,920 Speaker 1: really bad. Uh, there's some other thoughts out there now that, oh, 451 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:32,720 Speaker 1: maybe that dude's alive in Costa Rica living a secret life. 452 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:38,320 Speaker 1: Because the second season has shown her ex husband was 453 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,879 Speaker 1: kind of a shady guy. It looks like there's so 454 00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:46,080 Speaker 1: many layers to that story. Man, they could have probably 455 00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:51,040 Speaker 1: four seasons of that show. Yeah, I know the alternative reality. 456 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,240 Speaker 1: That's where I would go Costa Rica if I needed 457 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,040 Speaker 1: to go. I've heard it's beautiful. I used to have 458 00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:58,480 Speaker 1: guys that were fans of the show that ran illegal 459 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:02,520 Speaker 1: sports books in Costa Rica, and they were pen pals 460 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,399 Speaker 1: of mine. And you know that's where Tupac went. Oh, 461 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,119 Speaker 1: I see he's living. Is that where he's is Elvis? 462 00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:10,480 Speaker 1: Elvis is getting old? But is Elvis down there too? 463 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,199 Speaker 1: His corpse maybe? But maybe his corpse. I thought he 464 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:16,199 Speaker 1: was working at a fast food place in Louisville Elvis, 465 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,520 Speaker 1: And that was when I was a kid. That was 466 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,720 Speaker 1: the rumor that Elvis was still alive. And Park is 467 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:23,639 Speaker 1: alive and well though he's definitely taking people's scuba diving, 468 00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:26,720 Speaker 1: is he. Have you been to Costa Rica. I've never 469 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,560 Speaker 1: been to Costa I have not. You know, anywhere where 470 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,480 Speaker 1: you need a net over your body because of the bugs. 471 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,840 Speaker 1: It doesn't sound fun to me. Most of South America, 472 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:40,640 Speaker 1: from what I've heard, the bugs are bigger and uh, 473 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,400 Speaker 1: certainly in the tropical places. Yeah. I have family lives 474 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,760 Speaker 1: in Florida, and depending on what part of Florida you're 475 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,440 Speaker 1: in at the time of the year. I mean it's crazy. 476 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,560 Speaker 1: It's like I see these people living in and that's 477 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,000 Speaker 1: just Florida, but like South Carolina and parts of Jordan. 478 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:59,080 Speaker 1: These alligators wandering around. You're living with dinosaurs. Yeah, it's crazy, 479 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,679 Speaker 1: freaking Dinosas I know, there's bears and stuff like that 480 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:05,560 Speaker 1: where we live, and a little small bobcats and whatnot, 481 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:10,920 Speaker 1: but still crocodiles. Kidding me. I got one other good 482 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,719 Speaker 1: story for you from this past week. Um. You know, 483 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,200 Speaker 1: besides radio, the only other job I've ever done has 484 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:22,120 Speaker 1: been in education side hustle right now with the school district, 485 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:27,120 Speaker 1: and I'm directing a group of kids after school, which 486 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,240 Speaker 1: has been interesting. It's something that I took a five 487 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,119 Speaker 1: or six year hiatus from. But they're desperate, Like these 488 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,879 Speaker 1: school districts, they need really good qualified people. When I 489 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,919 Speaker 1: moved to this area a couple of months ago, I 490 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,240 Speaker 1: applied for some of the job openings because I have 491 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:46,119 Speaker 1: some free time. They offered a really good wage, so 492 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,119 Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, I'm gonna do that and balance it 493 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,119 Speaker 1: with all of my radio stuff. So I've been going 494 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,480 Speaker 1: in and kicking butt there at the school. There was 495 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:58,359 Speaker 1: a kid on Thursday been. Have you ever had a 496 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:02,640 Speaker 1: really bad nosebleed? Uh? I have. I've had a few 497 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,399 Speaker 1: of them. I haven't had one in years. Uh. Last 498 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,479 Speaker 1: time I got one, I was actually with Tom Looney 499 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,000 Speaker 1: in Vegas and I got it from the dry the hotel, 500 00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,440 Speaker 1: the dry air in Vegas and all that, and it 501 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,479 Speaker 1: was a it was the worst one I've had. Like 502 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,520 Speaker 1: it was like really hot red blood all over the plane. 503 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,800 Speaker 1: I had to use a napkin, one of those nice napkins, 504 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,520 Speaker 1: cloth napkin to try to stop the But it's been 505 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:29,160 Speaker 1: a long time. So so a kid, Uh, a kid, 506 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,800 Speaker 1: did you get punched or did it just randomly start bleeding? 507 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:37,000 Speaker 1: Enter Liam, the nosebleeder. It just randomly started gushing. And 508 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,360 Speaker 1: you're right when it's really bad. It's a maroon color. Oh, 509 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,880 Speaker 1: it's terrible. It's the worst. So this kid has bloody 510 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:49,800 Speaker 1: tissues in both hands, blood on his hands. He's about 511 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:54,440 Speaker 1: putting his hands on the classroom wall. No, No, it's 512 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,080 Speaker 1: like a crime scene, it did, you know? And of 513 00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:01,520 Speaker 1: course in these COVID days now I'm extra cautious because 514 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,440 Speaker 1: the other kids are looking at him just terrified. Yeah, 515 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:09,120 Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, Liam, put those tissues in your pocket, 516 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:13,080 Speaker 1: Please get some new ones. So I did the one 517 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,000 Speaker 1: thing that a really good educator is trained to do. 518 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,920 Speaker 1: I walked him to the office and made them deal 519 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 1: with it. Hey, I got a bleeder. I got a 520 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:28,760 Speaker 1: bleeder on Aisle three. Leader coming in hot boy. That's 521 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,800 Speaker 1: uh so it just randomly just starts bleeding and you 522 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,520 Speaker 1: just you're just like boom, just like that man. Yeah, 523 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 1: And that's the exciting part about working in education. You 524 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,600 Speaker 1: have things like that come up every day. One of 525 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:43,960 Speaker 1: the reasons why parents love to dump their kids off 526 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,280 Speaker 1: at school. Yeah, and then you have to be perfect also, Danny, 527 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,800 Speaker 1: if you make one mistake, the parents will want to 528 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:54,400 Speaker 1: ring your neck if you make one. But are they 529 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,680 Speaker 1: are the kids receptive? You said you're doing it like 530 00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,280 Speaker 1: an after school type thing. Is that? Yeah? So to 531 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:04,280 Speaker 1: enter into the school district and into their union, I 532 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:08,440 Speaker 1: am starting as a director for their after school program. 533 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,360 Speaker 1: It requires your attention on individual kids and then big 534 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:16,400 Speaker 1: groups of kids. But it's been fun because, really, besides 535 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,160 Speaker 1: the in classroom stuff and working on homework with them 536 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,280 Speaker 1: and all that, we go up to what they call 537 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:24,240 Speaker 1: the big field. And we've been doing big two hand 538 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:29,080 Speaker 1: touched football games, basketball games. I did a big whiffleball 539 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:33,240 Speaker 1: game on Friday. Yeah, and other kids receptive because I 540 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,040 Speaker 1: remember when I was in school and every once in 541 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,640 Speaker 1: a while I had to go to the after school 542 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,320 Speaker 1: and there were sometimes I was the asshole, and other 543 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,120 Speaker 1: times there were other kids that didn't want to be 544 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:45,800 Speaker 1: there and would just relentlessly bust the balls of whoever 545 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:49,520 Speaker 1: was watching over us kids. So you get any of 546 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,760 Speaker 1: that action, any of the smart ass kids that are like, 547 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,520 Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with your bull crap. Who 548 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,400 Speaker 1: are you? Yeah, it's interesting you say that or asked 549 00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:03,200 Speaker 1: that because half the week I'm with kindergarteners. Well, the 550 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,800 Speaker 1: other half of the week, though, I'm with seventh graders. 551 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:11,200 Speaker 1: Oh man, the spectrum from K to seven. There are 552 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:14,880 Speaker 1: some big time a holes in that seventh grade classroom, 553 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,760 Speaker 1: but there's also some cool kids that, you know, like 554 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,920 Speaker 1: what I've been bringing to the table because I've I've 555 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,720 Speaker 1: brought like lots of competitive games and different things, and 556 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:29,080 Speaker 1: I have a reward system going where I'm basically bribing 557 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:33,040 Speaker 1: them legally with candy and chips and yeah, and like 558 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:38,160 Speaker 1: David Busters tight style games and tickets, which has been 559 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:43,240 Speaker 1: really effective for the seventh graders, but for the kindergarteners 560 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,160 Speaker 1: it's a whole different story because you can only give 561 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:49,240 Speaker 1: them stickers. And one of the kindergarteners told me last week, 562 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:56,640 Speaker 1: I don't want your stupid sticker. He said it exactly 563 00:31:56,720 --> 00:32:00,160 Speaker 1: like that, I don't want your stupid sticker. At will 564 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:04,040 Speaker 1: grow up to run a fortune at some Yeah. And 565 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,680 Speaker 1: so I was like, okay, uh, you don't have to 566 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,360 Speaker 1: have my stupid sticker. And one of the other kids 567 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:13,040 Speaker 1: that overheard his comments said, well, I'll take your stickers. Yeah, 568 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:16,560 Speaker 1: there you go. Opportunistic. They take advantage of a situation. 569 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:20,400 Speaker 1: You're you're on your way exactly. So, yeah, I'm gonna 570 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,560 Speaker 1: have really good stories throughout the rest of the school's session. 571 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,680 Speaker 1: Whenember that before Bill Cosby became a scoundrel, he he 572 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,440 Speaker 1: had a show the Kids Say the Darnedest Things, which 573 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,520 Speaker 1: I think has been remade. He probably wasn't the first 574 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,280 Speaker 1: person to do it. And they just interviewed kids and 575 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:39,000 Speaker 1: asked him like questions, like regular questions about life, and 576 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,560 Speaker 1: then the answers would be amazing. Oh yeah, dude, these 577 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,800 Speaker 1: are future radio hosts and TV hosts. I mean, I 578 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:50,400 Speaker 1: sit down at the lunch table with the kindergarteners when 579 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,040 Speaker 1: they get out of school. Because their day is so short, 580 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:57,000 Speaker 1: we start them with lunch. The stories I hear while 581 00:32:57,040 --> 00:33:02,680 Speaker 1: they're eating their lunch been tremendous stories, especially around the holidays, 582 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,920 Speaker 1: and these kids are telling stories that their parents and 583 00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:10,680 Speaker 1: family members have no idea that they even observed or 584 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:14,440 Speaker 1: took in because I hear things about their parents and 585 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:19,480 Speaker 1: and what happened over the holiday. One kid told me, yeah, 586 00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,880 Speaker 1: the power went out during Thanksgiving, so we went over 587 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:26,040 Speaker 1: to mommy's boyfriend's house and my daddy got really mad 588 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:33,160 Speaker 1: about that. WHOA how about that? I was like, yeah, 589 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,720 Speaker 1: don't talk about that at the lunch table right now 590 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:42,520 Speaker 1: when it's amazing because kindergarteners. A lot of times at 591 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:46,000 Speaker 1: that age, people think that they can just gloss over 592 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,520 Speaker 1: them and they're not paying attention. But we know this 593 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:53,000 Speaker 1: about kids, Ben, they watch everything like a hawk. Yeah, 594 00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,160 Speaker 1: and they that's how they learned right through visual You 595 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,840 Speaker 1: know a lot of what we learn is from just 596 00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,760 Speaker 1: repeating what we see and what here, and that's why 597 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,280 Speaker 1: it's so powerful. You gotta keep these kids off that 598 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,840 Speaker 1: internet man at social media stuff as long as you can, 599 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,200 Speaker 1: because it's a it's a rabbit hole, a spready like YouTube. 600 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,040 Speaker 1: You going there, you see all kinds of wild, wild 601 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,440 Speaker 1: and crazy. So all right, So the last the last 602 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:19,200 Speaker 1: tale I have from the life of Mallord, the files 603 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,080 Speaker 1: of the life or Mallard. Uh the red light flashing. 604 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 1: So I had more bad luck than last week. I 605 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:29,719 Speaker 1: had a taryaki sauce situation where the taryak sauce went 606 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,920 Speaker 1: crashing down, uh yet again at the grocery store. So 607 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,360 Speaker 1: the new thing is, I don't really buy the groceries 608 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,000 Speaker 1: to the whole week. It's just if I don't eat 609 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,600 Speaker 1: every day, So the days I eat, or if the 610 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,320 Speaker 1: house needs some food, I'll go out in the morning 611 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,239 Speaker 1: and get some groceries for the day. Right, That's kind 612 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,080 Speaker 1: of my thing. And so I've been doing that whatever 613 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:49,560 Speaker 1: gets me out of the house. I don't leave the 614 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,680 Speaker 1: house very much. And so this time I made a 615 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,360 Speaker 1: quick stop to pick up some lemonade. Of all things, 616 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,239 Speaker 1: was picking up some lemonade and some water. I was 617 00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,560 Speaker 1: breaking my fest. I wasn't even actually buy food for 618 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:05,000 Speaker 1: the day. We were just taking a break from the 619 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,799 Speaker 1: diet to eat a meal, breaking my fast. So I 620 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:11,600 Speaker 1: went to pick water and ice cold lemonade. So that 621 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,759 Speaker 1: was the That was the trip. So I stopped by 622 00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,279 Speaker 1: the store to pick this stuff up. And there's this 623 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:19,960 Speaker 1: great Mediterranean restaurant that we go to that I love. 624 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,360 Speaker 1: I I get the chicken schwarma, which is very good. 625 00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,040 Speaker 1: I did. I never ate chicken schwarmer, which is just 626 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,520 Speaker 1: like kind of grilled chicken whatever. Not really, I don't 627 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,560 Speaker 1: know how you describe that. You've had chicken swarmer, right, 628 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,640 Speaker 1: It's It's Greek exactly, with a side of rice, and 629 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,160 Speaker 1: it's mildly healthy. And so I'm in in the store. 630 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,239 Speaker 1: I'm waiting for the lemonade to go with my meal 631 00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:44,239 Speaker 1: and the water, and they don't have this store did 632 00:35:44,239 --> 00:35:47,600 Speaker 1: not have self checkout, which is right away of demotion. 633 00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:51,440 Speaker 1: I enjoyed the self checkout. I'm I'm anti social. I 634 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,080 Speaker 1: don't have to talk to anyone. I can go and 635 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,480 Speaker 1: do my thing and leave. So anyway I have to 636 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:58,960 Speaker 1: I have to wait online. So I'm fourth in line, 637 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,440 Speaker 1: which is a lot to me. It's a lot the 638 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,960 Speaker 1: time of the day I was there, but I figured 639 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,799 Speaker 1: it wouldn't take that long because what I did when 640 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,120 Speaker 1: I get online, Danny's I I look I try to 641 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,879 Speaker 1: measure what everyone has in their cart and figure out 642 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,000 Speaker 1: how long it's gonna take the person to get through 643 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,920 Speaker 1: the stuff. And there's also you kind of way, do 644 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,840 Speaker 1: you want to go to a mail checker or a 645 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:23,120 Speaker 1: female checker who's gonna talk more you see how they're 646 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:27,520 Speaker 1: working with their current customer. Yeah, because if they're moving 647 00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,719 Speaker 1: slow with that one, you know everything else behind them 648 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,840 Speaker 1: is gonna take forever. Yeah. And I have noticed, like 649 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,960 Speaker 1: some stories like this was not at Trader Joe's, but 650 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,720 Speaker 1: a Trader Joe's, they have trained the checker to quiz 651 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:43,000 Speaker 1: you on how you're doing uh and so, And I 652 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,480 Speaker 1: hate that, but I like the food at Trader Joe's. 653 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,200 Speaker 1: So I go in there, and my wife says that 654 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,040 Speaker 1: I should come up with my own material and I 655 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,919 Speaker 1: should be proactive and ask them questions before they ask 656 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,759 Speaker 1: me questions, and so maybe I'll I'll start doing this. 657 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,239 Speaker 1: But anyway, so to get to the point, so I'm 658 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,720 Speaker 1: at the store, I'm I'm weighing everything. I'm fourth in line, 659 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,600 Speaker 1: and the couple checking out at the very front of 660 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,560 Speaker 1: the line, so they were the very front of the 661 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,280 Speaker 1: line there. They only had a few items and as 662 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:15,000 Speaker 1: they are bagging the stuff up, they get the items, 663 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,120 Speaker 1: they're ready to go and scedattle and leave the store. 664 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,200 Speaker 1: And they noticed they get the receipt, and they noticed 665 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,040 Speaker 1: that they were supposed to get the discount. It was 666 00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:26,640 Speaker 1: like seventy cents off and they didn't get it. And 667 00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,200 Speaker 1: so this sets off a chain of events where they 668 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:32,640 Speaker 1: contact they tell the person the teller checking them out 669 00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,279 Speaker 1: or whatever you call the person, and then that person 670 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:36,920 Speaker 1: doesn't know how to fix it. So then they call 671 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,560 Speaker 1: the manager. Well, the manager is not available. So it 672 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,919 Speaker 1: took like five minutes for the manager to come over. 673 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,440 Speaker 1: And and so I'm starting to get a little boiled 674 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:49,080 Speaker 1: up here. This is over like seventy cents. Finally they 675 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,200 Speaker 1: sort that out, So okay, I'm through that. Next up 676 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:55,279 Speaker 1: as an older gentleman, and uh, he was kind of 677 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,480 Speaker 1: wearing some religious garb. I don't need to get into 678 00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,279 Speaker 1: all that. Good for him, but he's got all he's 679 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,000 Speaker 1: got a few items in his card, and this chap 680 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,399 Speaker 1: goes to pay. For some reason, he wanted to split bill. 681 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,919 Speaker 1: I don't know why. Maybe he was buying groceries to somebody. Whatever, 682 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,600 Speaker 1: you want to split. So half the groceries he had 683 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,400 Speaker 1: and then the other half, which is an an inconvenience, right, 684 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,080 Speaker 1: So but the first half fine, he gets the groceries, 685 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,560 Speaker 1: he pays half to build, no problem. Uh, then he 686 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:26,600 Speaker 1: punches the other groceries come through, and then he punches 687 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,799 Speaker 1: the card in again for the second half, and like 688 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:33,680 Speaker 1: the red light starts flashing, pulsating right, there's a buzzer 689 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:37,640 Speaker 1: for it would not go through for the next ten minutes. 690 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,799 Speaker 1: I'm not exaggerating when I say ten minutes. This guy 691 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,719 Speaker 1: kept punching in the e b T card, which is 692 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,120 Speaker 1: I guess the Electronic Benefit Transfer card order. It's for 693 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:51,839 Speaker 1: if you're down on your luck, you're getting government money. 694 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,880 Speaker 1: He uses EBT card, So he was using this to 695 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,959 Speaker 1: pay for the bill, and there was no money in it, 696 00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,279 Speaker 1: but it's he kept repeating it, and he'd used the 697 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,000 Speaker 1: money on the previous half of his rosetrees like for 698 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,960 Speaker 1: the next ten minutes, the guy keeps punching the card 699 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:08,120 Speaker 1: in the whole thing, it's like groundhog Day, and punches 700 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,200 Speaker 1: the card in. The teller says, sorry, sir, there's no 701 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:14,880 Speaker 1: money coming through. Rinse wash, repeat, and I am sitting there, 702 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,760 Speaker 1: I'm like, what is how long is this gonna continue, 703 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,600 Speaker 1: I I only want lemonade and a ling of water, 704 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,520 Speaker 1: and I want to get out here. And so finally 705 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,560 Speaker 1: the woman who's third online, I'm fourth online. The woman 706 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:29,319 Speaker 1: who's third online, she gets even more upset than me. 707 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,960 Speaker 1: She's so piste off this lady. She goes into her purse, 708 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,880 Speaker 1: grabs her wallet, grabs a lot of cash and like 709 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:40,600 Speaker 1: hands it to the teller and says, hey, pet pay, 710 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,960 Speaker 1: get rid of this guy like that. And uh so 711 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,120 Speaker 1: she paid for the guy's bill. And the crazy thing 712 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:52,040 Speaker 1: Danny's the gentleman, the older gentleman. He kept punching the 713 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,959 Speaker 1: e b T card in. And then finally the guy 714 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,480 Speaker 1: that was checking out doing the grocer, okay, sir, it worked. 715 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:02,320 Speaker 1: Let him. I think the guy fix that finally worked 716 00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,560 Speaker 1: the seventieth time or the sixty fifth time, whatever it was, 717 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:09,279 Speaker 1: he punched punched his EBT card in. So there you go. 718 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,760 Speaker 1: Fun fun at the grocery store. Good times, wonderful times. 719 00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:17,240 Speaker 1: Under appreciated job the cashiers there at grocery stores, because 720 00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,600 Speaker 1: I would want to punch somebody in the Adams Apple. Yeah, 721 00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,320 Speaker 1: I think I would be pretty good at the grocery. 722 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,520 Speaker 1: I think I put stuff on the shelves. I think 723 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:28,600 Speaker 1: I'd be good at stocking the grocery store. I don't 724 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,160 Speaker 1: think I can hear. Like if you think of like 725 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:36,760 Speaker 1: hard job, like fast food, rush hour, fast food insane. Uh. 726 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,880 Speaker 1: And you know we've talked about that. I had Alex Tysheron. 727 00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,759 Speaker 1: He worked at In and Out Burger, In and Out 728 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:45,919 Speaker 1: Burger at afternoon or even late night when people want 729 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:48,920 Speaker 1: their their burger and their fries animal style to madhouse 730 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,040 Speaker 1: in those places. Yeah, I think about that when I 731 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:54,000 Speaker 1: go to Starbucks once in a while, because the lines 732 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,439 Speaker 1: are so long there and people are in such a hurry. 733 00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I would be messing up the coffee 734 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:04,120 Speaker 1: orders left and right. Yeah, and how many different I'm 735 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,000 Speaker 1: not a coffee drinker, as you know, Danny, It's one 736 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:07,960 Speaker 1: of my great things. I don't drink coffee. I've never 737 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,360 Speaker 1: had a cup of coffee. I've smelled coffee and that's fine. Uh. 738 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:17,840 Speaker 1: But how many different coffees the Starbucks sell. There's a lot, 739 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,719 Speaker 1: but the one the location nearest me, they're out of 740 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,120 Speaker 1: half their menu every day or Yeah, I've gone there. 741 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,239 Speaker 1: In fact, that was there a few days ago in 742 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,200 Speaker 1: between classes. The two food items I tried to order 743 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,920 Speaker 1: back to back, Oh, sorry, we're out of that, and 744 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,960 Speaker 1: for the coffee up, we're out of that kind of milk. 745 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,640 Speaker 1: So I wound up paying ten dollars for something I 746 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,879 Speaker 1: didn't even want. That sucks. Yeah, supply chain issues. It's 747 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:46,360 Speaker 1: off the coast of California in a boat now, the 748 00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:49,520 Speaker 1: l a harbor there. It's that's what the girl was 749 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,319 Speaker 1: trying to blame it on. And I looked at her 750 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:57,000 Speaker 1: and I said, actually, I blame you, and said it 751 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,080 Speaker 1: with a straight face, and she didn't even realize I 752 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:02,319 Speaker 1: was joking. That's funny. Yeah, I go, my wife goes 753 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,440 Speaker 1: to Starbucks and she'll get me that. I like that 754 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:08,480 Speaker 1: peach lemonade thing. And I don't even really like peaches, 755 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,920 Speaker 1: but I like the taste of the peach lemonade. It's 756 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,920 Speaker 1: really I was standing, all right, we will put the 757 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:17,440 Speaker 1: baby to bed here, Danny, and we get to know, Now, 758 00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,680 Speaker 1: what's a just a five dollar Starbucks card? Well? Yeah, 759 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,759 Speaker 1: for the for the well, my wife would love it 760 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,120 Speaker 1: more than she gets all the different coffees. I bet 761 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,440 Speaker 1: you there's only even though Starbucks has It's kind of 762 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,440 Speaker 1: like my my theory on Deli's. You've ever been. You've 763 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,560 Speaker 1: been to Canters in l A, Which is right, you've been. 764 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:36,840 Speaker 1: It's got a million items open twenty four hours a day, 765 00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,880 Speaker 1: but I bet you people only order a select, finite 766 00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,200 Speaker 1: amount of items at the deli, just like at Starbucks. 767 00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,759 Speaker 1: I have a million different coffees, and I bet you 768 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:47,480 Speaker 1: eighty five nine of the orders are pretty much the 769 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:52,000 Speaker 1: same within a span of like five to ten coffee. 770 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:55,000 Speaker 1: It's kind of like the television channel thing where people 771 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,560 Speaker 1: have a million TV channels back in the day when 772 00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,719 Speaker 1: they have satellite and they only watch like thirteen. Yeah, 773 00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:03,640 Speaker 1: it's like, how many websites do you go to? You 774 00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,240 Speaker 1: probably don't go to that, man, there's a billion websites, 775 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,080 Speaker 1: but you probably have a few that you'll check out. 776 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,600 Speaker 1: So it's same same concept. Anyway, have a great rest 777 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:15,279 Speaker 1: of your Saturday, and if you have not liked the podcast, 778 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,080 Speaker 1: please do that right now, Tell a friend, Tell a friend, 779 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,759 Speaker 1: And I'm on cameo as well if you want to 780 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,719 Speaker 1: personalize cameo. Holidays are coming up. I can't think of 781 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,400 Speaker 1: a worse present than a cameo from me, can you Danny? 782 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,880 Speaker 1: My God, what a horrible present that would be. But 783 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,200 Speaker 1: if you want one, Uh, if you know somebody that's 784 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,240 Speaker 1: a big fans, super fan of the show, cameo dot com. 785 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,359 Speaker 1: Ben Mallard on there and it's not free, but it's 786 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:40,279 Speaker 1: not much money and I don't I'm not raised my 787 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:42,000 Speaker 1: rate in a while. Anyway, have a great day. We'll 788 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:42,799 Speaker 1: talk to you next time.