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Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on Digney

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Speaker 1: today is simple. I got it together. I didn't have to.

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Speaker 1: Now what you're saying to me, Steve, I'm saying to

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Speaker 1: described several ways ignorance, mayhem, foolertree, debauchery, and disemboweled. That's

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Speaker 1: Shirley straw Hey, good morning, Steve Harvey, Junior boy, Morning Up, Jake.

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Speaker 1: I nominated Emmy nominated, Steve, can you put that in

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Speaker 1: What did you do? Steve? Nice? Steve? I worked dude radio,

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Speaker 1: picture again? I just didn't want to feel like no grouping.

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Speaker 1: You know, you are to her, Yeah, but I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to do it. I didn't, you know, And I

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Speaker 1: think you were standing close to her. Yes, and she

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Speaker 1: had a twinkling eye like it kind of figure out

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Speaker 1: what she can. Well, anyway, she's going to be receiving

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Speaker 1: the Billboard Music Icon Award and she joins artists including

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Speaker 1: Prince Stevie Wonder who have also received that honor. You

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Speaker 1: can watch it. Janet will be marking her She'll be

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Speaker 1: making her first television performance in nine years. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: can catch the Billboard Music Awards Sunday, May twentie on

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Speaker 1: any Yes, she did looks great. Yeah, coming up at

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Speaker 1: the top of the hour. We're gonna tell you what

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Speaker 1: we were doing when the earthquake hit. Callie the other

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Speaker 1: day night right after this, you're listening to the Steven Show.

436
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Speaker 1: California has experienced a four point five magnitude earthquake. Okay,

437
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Speaker 1: people in the Los Angeles area that includes us, because

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Speaker 1: we were all here, felt the quake. And it happened

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Speaker 1: on the San Andrea's Fault in the San Bernardino Mountains,

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Speaker 1: which is about eighty nine miles or so southeast of

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Speaker 1: l A. We're in l A. What were you doing, Tommy.

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00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: I was butt naked on my balcony. That's when the

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Speaker 1: best breeze come through about that time of the morning. Naked, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you have to three stories up. I'm on the

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Speaker 1: sixth floor. You get a good breeze, nice break it, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but when it when it shook me? Are you facing

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Speaker 1: the city naked to the mountains. I'm facing the mountain,

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Speaker 1: good naked mountain breeze, yeah like that. But you're outside naked. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's when the breast breeze comes back. How are you

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Speaker 1: gonna get the breeze and you ain't there all through

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Speaker 1: your body? How are you gonna feel it. People can

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Speaker 1: see you though, Yeah, okay, it's my back. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: don't want to see him naked. Don't look up If

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Speaker 1: you don't want to see him naked, don't look up there.

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Speaker 1: Why are you looking over here this balcony? It ain't

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Speaker 1: much to see. Nobody knows. We can always look at

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Speaker 1: it that one. I'll tell you what. I'm on the

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Speaker 1: six boat of people on the field flow. No, man, Now,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to be ideal when the fog comes,

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Speaker 1: because that that infects your body. What were you doing? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom and I was like, oh Lord,

462
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Speaker 1: when did I eat? Lord? The word? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: I know I had some greens. But wait a minute, sho,

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Speaker 1: you need to go back to urch. I need to

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Speaker 1: go back. What are you doing care well that dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to have six sales? Cris said, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: the one, the one Jake gonna with me out today.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I can't move alright, Steve, I know

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Speaker 1: you were doing something besides working. Where were you doing? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I was actually taking a shower. Oh okay, how does that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Your earthquake st all I know is I was risking

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Speaker 1: off one shoulder, and I knew I was risting off

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Speaker 1: the other. Right, I switched up on as a man.

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Speaker 1: I almost be in really good shape. You turn. You

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Speaker 1: don't know. It is scary if you've never been through

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Speaker 1: the earthquake. People naked. I was naked, halfway naked. No,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't because I like to take my shirt off

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Speaker 1: when I'm sitting down, because you don't want to wrinkle it,

479
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Speaker 1: don't want to rankle it. But I keep my shoes

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Speaker 1: on for the grip. I'm taking my pants and shirt off.

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Speaker 1: Jay hanging up, Yeah, because we're about to be done

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00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 1: up in there just for a grip. Yeah, you like

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Speaker 1: as a sprint up for full I like to dig in,

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Speaker 1: you know, on your on your toes. Yeah, I'm on

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Speaker 1: my toes, but I got my shoes on completely naked,

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Speaker 1: shoes on. Yeah. I pictured you on the flat footed

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Speaker 1: though times sometimes depending on not at other people how

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Speaker 1: they don't know they flow not other people how. I

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Speaker 1: feel like I missed out on somebody. I slept through it. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I even know we had one until the next morning.

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Speaker 1: Nothing shake alright, Steve Missing is here? Please? JA what

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Speaker 1: you at to do? Put your toilet in like a

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Speaker 1: cubby cubby hole. Uh well, you got walls on both sides.

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Speaker 1: That's what I got home. I got that so I

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Speaker 1: mount man man mount side. Yeah, this end I want

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Speaker 1: to lift up hand. Ladies and gentlemen. She's here, the

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Speaker 1: lovely talented Mr. And Shrew. Thanks Steve, Thanks guys, Good

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Speaker 1: morning everybody. This is a troop with the news, and

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Speaker 1: let's start out with what happened at around three am

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Speaker 1: this morning. The three Korean Americans released by North Korea

501
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Speaker 1: yesterday arrived back on US soil early this morning, along

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Speaker 1: the Secretary State Mike Pompeo, and President Trump and the

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Speaker 1: Vice President were on hand to greet them at Andrews

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Speaker 1: Air Force Base. We're starting off on a new footing.

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Speaker 1: This is a wonderful thing that he released the folks early.

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Speaker 1: That was a big thing, very important to me, and

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Speaker 1: I really think we have a very good chance of

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Speaker 1: doing something very meaningful. And if anybody would have said

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Speaker 1: that five years ago, ten years ago, even a year ago,

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Speaker 1: you would have said that stuff possible. So a lot,

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Speaker 1: I will say this, a lot of very good things

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Speaker 1: have happened. One of the three, Manager Port, a businessman

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Speaker 1: who's been held for spying. The other two working with

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Speaker 1: peoon Yang University for Science and Technology, and all three

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Speaker 1: were released after Secretary State Pompeo made a visit to

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Speaker 1: pyong Yang to finalize the plans for a face to

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Speaker 1: face meeting between Kim John Un and President Trump. The

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Speaker 1: Dayton location. They say the meeting is going to be

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Speaker 1: announced the next couple of days. The President mentioned that

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Speaker 1: he thought the demilitarized zone would be perfect. However, Singapore

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Speaker 1: is now being mentioned as the place. By the way.

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Speaker 1: A new CNN poll shows that seventy of Americans are

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Speaker 1: in favor of Trump's meeting with Kim John Un, and

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Speaker 1: fifty three are in support of the way Donald Trump's

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Speaker 1: been handling the Korean situation. The President's dominee, by the way,

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Speaker 1: to have the CIA face to battery questions. Yesterday her

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Speaker 1: confirmation hearing, members of the Senate Intelligence Committee pelted Gina

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Speaker 1: Haskell with questions, most of which having to do with

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Speaker 1: her involvement with post nine eleven CIA interrogation and detention

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Speaker 1: program techniques that employed water boarding and other brutal techniques.

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Speaker 1: Things are getting worse, not better. On the Big Island

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Speaker 1: of Hawaii. Authorities say there was a big explosion inside

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Speaker 1: the already erupt and kill away a volcano. Scientists say

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Speaker 1: is probably just the first in a series of larger

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Speaker 1: blasts that could start propelling more ash and rocks from

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Speaker 1: the crater. Twenty eight more people have been sickened over

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Speaker 1: the just past week as a result of that's still

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Speaker 1: hard to pin down outbreak of E Coli infections linked

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Speaker 1: to romaine lettuce, a health officials saying don't eat remain

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Speaker 1: lettuce unless you know it's not from the humor area

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Speaker 1: growing area in the way can Bill Cosby's recent sexual

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Speaker 1: assault conviction. Washington's Candy Center has taken back its metal

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Speaker 1: to one of water to him, and also it's taken

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Speaker 1: back to two thousand nine Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

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Speaker 1: And finally today's National Clean Up Your Room Day, which

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Speaker 1: could be dangerous. That's how mine goes. We'll be back

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Speaker 1: with more entertainment and today's trending topics twenty minutes after

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Speaker 1: the hour and the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve haw Kanye can now leave Calabasas without

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00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 1: fear of a beat down at the hand of the crypts. Okay,

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00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,320
Speaker 1: it was previously reported that Kanye made the hall to

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Speaker 1: file for a restraining order and beef up security after

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Speaker 1: a Dog Pound member Dad's Dillinger ordered gang members to

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00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: put hands on Kanye when and if they see him

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Speaker 1: in the streets. During his controversial appearance on TMZ Live

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Speaker 1: last week, Kanye didn't appear to uh, he didn't appear

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Speaker 1: to be shook over the security threat, and it turns

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Speaker 1: out he had no reason to be. TMZ reports that

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Speaker 1: the Long Beach cripts never intended to carry through and

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Speaker 1: as a threat, as gang leadership thinks, Kanye could actually

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00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: be a greater ally. Apparently, they want him to come

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Speaker 1: to the hood to help raise support for the area.

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Speaker 1: So there you go. Well, you know, look Kanye, Um, look,

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Speaker 1: I think Kanye deserves a pass here. Yes he does,

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Speaker 1: because you gotta understand what he said. What he has

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Speaker 1: to understand. This is not a rap out, This ain't

567
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Speaker 1: gangster wrap its cats out here in the streets. Man

568
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: really really doing this stuff. They're really really doing it

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Speaker 1: for real. I think it's really cool that the that

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Speaker 1: the older population of crips or whoever they are, have said, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: hold up, man, we could squash this right now because

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00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:15,959
Speaker 1: that's a smart way to do it, because doing harm

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Speaker 1: to him does nothing. And then and and and this

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Speaker 1: is just an unintelligent way to bill create with you're

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Speaker 1: set by doing something to Kanye, It's it wouldn't make

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Speaker 1: any sense because now your life is for ever ruined.

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00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: And so you know, I just think it's a cool thing.

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Speaker 1: I think that, you know, we've got to get past

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Speaker 1: this right here. I think we've gonna have to led

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Speaker 1: Kanye off the hook. He said it, you know, but

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Speaker 1: Kanye is not your leader. Kanye is not your he's

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Speaker 1: not your end all. Kanye is not the spokesperson for

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Speaker 1: black people. I'm done with it technic because I got

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00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: way a bit of stuff. You know, what's happening up

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Speaker 1: here in the White House for real, man day off,

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Speaker 1: they're tripping. I don't want anything bad to happen to him, definitely,

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Speaker 1: But still you can say stupid stuff and just think

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Speaker 1: people are gonna go give him a pass all the

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Speaker 1: time because he's not a comedian. Well, I think this

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Speaker 1: particular time, he really didn't mean, he really didn't mean

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Speaker 1: slavery was a choice. I cannot believe that that. I'm

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Speaker 1: not in his head. I'm not in his head, he

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Speaker 1: said it. That's what we're trying to figure out. What's

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Speaker 1: in there. We should invite him on the show. We

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Speaker 1: just did invite him on the Show's speaking of that.

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Speaker 1: He's going to be on Celebrity Family Feud. Okay, yeah

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Speaker 1: with Steve and he won't say something to a little

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Speaker 1: friends support him, all right? Coming up in about ten

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Speaker 1: minutes four half, we'll have comedy Roulette to We're gonna

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Speaker 1: spend the wheel and there's no telling what will happen next.

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Speaker 1: All right, So Steve Chick, you're listening to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Joy Anthony Brown is here with

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Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. What you got? It's so simple, it's very simple.

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Speaker 1: We have to explain. I know Steve gets upset, but

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Speaker 1: we have new listeners by the hour. By the hour

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Speaker 1: were actually, yeah, this ISMPI teenmi team. So it's comedy letting.

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Speaker 1: Here's how we do. We take five subjects, put them

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Speaker 1: on a wheel, fund the wheel. Look at me, Shirley

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Speaker 1: when I said fun fund the wheel, funding around and

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Speaker 1: around where it stops. We do the damn thing. All right,

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Speaker 1: here we go number one. So you're telling me you

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Speaker 1: don't know how you got naked pictures on your phone? Number?

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Speaker 1: The car always comes back on e alright? Number three?

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Speaker 1: What part of you on punishment do you not understand? Okay? Four,

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Speaker 1: I see that tooth missing? You see that tooth tasting?

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Speaker 1: How do you want to get it? Uh? Number five?

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Speaker 1: Nobody buys a bus pass just to be buying a bus. Okay,

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Speaker 1: bunn it, spin it cats, let's do Let's do that phone, baby,

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Speaker 1: let's do that phone. Oh what you like this one?

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Speaker 1: Number one landed on number one? Are you telling me

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Speaker 1: you don't know how you got naked pictures in your

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Speaker 1: have no idea how those pictures get? You know what?

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Speaker 1: This ain't my damn phone? Look at that prom phone.

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Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I don't know how well she really

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Speaker 1: was showing me. Was its also her mamma to see that?

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Speaker 1: How did you get to see that? She looked up there?

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Speaker 1: You're pushing it. Listen and listen listen. Let me just

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Speaker 1: tell you, baby, these are the girls that are auditioning

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Speaker 1: for the Vagina monologue. That's all listen, babe. They don't

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Speaker 1: be like that. Yeah, she's not naked. What look like

631
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Speaker 1: she looked showing she's not niked? Not only is She

632
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Speaker 1: not naked. She was showing me pictures of her bathroom.

633
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: She just happened to be naked when she took the pictures.

634
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Speaker 1: That's all that is. You need some work the nice

635
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Speaker 1: capinet exactly. I'm not. I don't know how to. She

636
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: sent the picture to me because she wants me to

637
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Speaker 1: show you. Ask you what you type? She told me

638
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Speaker 1: to do. I'm just doing what she told me. She said,

639
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: show it to you and see what you think. Now

640
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Speaker 1: what you type? Baby? Baby? Baby? This is this is listen.

641
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Speaker 1: All these pictures is going into this new thing and

642
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Speaker 1: I'm opening up online called boodle book, Facebook book. I

643
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Speaker 1: understand that's what this is about. You can't do the

644
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Speaker 1: book without the boodle. You're gonna ask me about the

645
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Speaker 1: net picture in this phone. She sent them to me

646
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:56,920
Speaker 1: so I could give him the lead handy for him. Good,

647
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: I'm help somebody. He sent me the picture. She said

648
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,879
Speaker 1: she got a rash on her back. Did I want

649
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 1: to see it? I said, yeah, that's a doctor. My

650
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Speaker 1: name Kier Okay. She was trying to tell to somebody

651
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Speaker 1: name stand here. Stand. I told her I thought I

652
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Speaker 1: had the MEAs she said, it look like that was

653
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Speaker 1: nothing like that thanks guys for this week's version of

654
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Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. Every Tommy has a praying phone called coming

655
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Speaker 1: out right after this you're listening morning show coming up

656
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Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,

657
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: it's today's strawberry letter, the subject he had me fooled.

658
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: But up next it is the nephew right here with

659
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got now? Yo? Trash stinks,

660
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: Yo trash. Yeah, your trash. That's judge it not, but

661
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: it is Hello. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to uh, I'm

662
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 1: trying to read swerve. Yeah, this make How you doing? Man?

663
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm wanting I'm one of your neighbors, but I'm I'm

664
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 1: one street over from you. You over off? Yeah, that's right,

665
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,600
Speaker 1: a little bit this rico. Man, how you doing? I'm

666
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 1: one of your neighbors on the next street. Oh how

667
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: are you doing? Okay, I'm doing good. But how you

668
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: how you get my another? One of the neighbors on

669
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: your block gave me the number. Man. We was we

670
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 1: were having a little situation. Wanted to reach out to you, uh,

671
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: some stuff going on here in the neighborhood, man, and

672
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 1: wanted to try to make you aware of it, well,

673
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: what's going on? Uh? It seemed like, um, well, you

674
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: know the trash man run on on Tuesday and Saturday

675
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: right now. The problem is that that that that a

676
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: lot of people, I guess since the holiday just passed,

677
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: you know a lot of people got their stuff out

678
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: on the on the curve already right right now. The

679
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: problem is that that that they're saying, man, is that

680
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 1: yo yo, trash is actually really really foul and smelling

681
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: and smelling pretty bad. And we wanted to call you,

682
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: man and see if you do not hold on, hold on,

683
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 1: hold on. You say you calling me because you snail

684
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: my trash? Well, yeah, they say, yours is the one

685
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: that's really speaking man. If you could actually maybe put

686
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: it in, put it back in the in the in

687
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 1: the garage and tip tuesday. You know that's why I

688
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 1: put it out side. I didn't have enough room in it. Ride. Okay,

689
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 1: what and who is everybody saying my trash? He listen,

690
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm not saying. You know what I want

691
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 1: to tell you. If everybody in the hood I got

692
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: a file with my trash, thank you tell them come

693
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Speaker 1: take Okay? What what? What? What? We we we've discussed

694
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 1: that too. Well, listen, listen, we don't want no trouble man.

695
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: If we could just get you to put your trays back,

696
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: and I'm not moving over Chad, I paid rent over here,

697
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: my brother. Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm

698
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: not gonna go back. Don't give what you're gonna do.

699
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what I paid rent that. Don't tell

700
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: me to just over here. Okay, Well listen, man, aren't

701
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 1: you concerned that your trash is thinking and reading through

702
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 1: the whole neighborhood. I don't give a damn off who

703
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 1: smell my chances they got a problem with it, telling

704
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 1: them come take it out still the end and saying

705
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: out there, okay, whether that's the problem. The problem is

706
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: that you took it out, and you took it out

707
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: too early. You should have put listen out till Tuesday morning.

708
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Speaker 1: And that's who we who say I mony fd if

709
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 1: I put it out there and saying out yesterday, get it.

710
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you. Man,

711
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: down what you're gonna do. You ain't gonna call me

712
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 1: telling me take my chance? Yea, I say rint over here, okay,

713
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: how if everybody's smelling my chad out of everybody on

714
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 1: the street. I don't know for my understanding, it's just

715
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: a couple of holes in it and some food or

716
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: something much that got out. I don't know if one

717
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 1: of the roads or dog got into what the case

718
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 1: may be. But you know, we need to try to

719
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 1: get your trash in the backyard. My trash ain't going

720
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,520
Speaker 1: no down. Well, and how come you the one? You?

721
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Speaker 1: How come I next? Or navor ain't called? How come

722
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 1: ya around the corner? And you called? Who put you

723
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,280
Speaker 1: up to this? Everybody's smelling it. I was just fortunate

724
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: enough to get your phone number. I said, well, look,

725
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: I just going to call it myself. I tell you

726
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: you and he you my phone. I'm thinking that there

727
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: it ain't going to okay. Well, listen, let's swerve. This

728
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: is what we decide on the case. We got to

729
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: this situation with you touch that. I just come over

730
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 1: there and put the trash and your back y and

731
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: just Tuesday morning and tunesday morning, I'll come back over

732
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,240
Speaker 1: there and take it out that way. All the smell

733
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: of being in your backyard and you say, you go,

734
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over there and put the trash in

735
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 1: your backyard, so to so the smell that I mean,

736
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: that's that. Let me say, let me take you to say,

737
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,720
Speaker 1: if you come over here, you might well called police

738
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: because that's who you're gonna need to come over here.

739
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: Bring all, they had a father saying my chance to

740
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: come over here and take it out you. I mean you,

741
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: you're trying. You're trying to you're trying to act like it.

742
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 1: Don't smell, man, you don't give them if it's men.

743
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I do. I go out of

744
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Speaker 1: pool By when that where that when they helped you

745
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: out of Look okay, but see that's not what the

746
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 1: people in the neighborhood want. We want you to give

747
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: a damn what they won't. I'm telling you what I'm

748
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: gonna do. And how did you get my phone over

749
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: any down? I'd already told you, man, I got your

750
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 1: number for one of the neighbors on your street that

751
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: said they don't want to get should have left to

752
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 1: the right. Which one? Listen, listen, listen, swear won't you

753
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: get to the need of the problem. The problem is

754
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: your trash. Think don't how is my chance? How to

755
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: hell y'all pillpoint my saying now to everybody else trads

756
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 1: on block and how to hell you smell? I don't know, man,

757
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what of it. I don't know if

758
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: you're trads busted, don't pen up what the deal is.

759
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 1: But everybody's saying. Everybody's saying it swerve trash, that that

760
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: stuk that's too much lands and needs to be gone

761
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 1: thro time. And see what I think. It's that chang

762
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 1: out there and it's gonna say out there I said

763
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: it ain't come get it, and you ain't coming over

764
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: there now. Let's see that's where you run swam out.

765
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: I ain't roving over there. I'm coming over there, and

766
00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that trance and put it in the

767
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: backyard just too now. If you're gonna try to get

768
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: in my way whatever, but I got to come on

769
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: and get the trans And if I tell you what,

770
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 1: bring y'all over here right now, I'll put on my shoes.

771
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: I'm standing on the points right now. Bring the car,

772
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 1: come on rec over whatever you go on rec on

773
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:53,359
Speaker 1: one street over and I'm smelling your man trash, take

774
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,399
Speaker 1: your chansh out my make smell, but you ain't there

775
00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: to come take it out and set you that he

776
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 1: lift swerves. I'm gonna say this word, man, I calling like,

777
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: excuse me, tell call about that? Who in the hell

778
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: told you called me? Sward called me that that? Okay,

779
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: what that's what they call you? What's wrong? Me called

780
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,680
Speaker 1: what's wrong? We called you? You don't call me that name?

781
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,359
Speaker 1: Now you saying my chance? Come over here and take

782
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,839
Speaker 1: chance out. Hey, man, I ain't I ain't nobody sitting

783
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: there scatter you sweat. I'm telling to I'm trying to

784
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: get the name and not just say you're talking about

785
00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,479
Speaker 1: of my name and swear. Come over here. I'm gonna

786
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: show you what I'm gonna do. Okay, way and then

787
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: it is what it is. Bottom round. I'm on my

788
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: way over at the mood that damn trash. Come over,

789
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 1: Come over here, come over here, moving. I'm on the

790
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: fort's right now, come on over this meet me. I'm

791
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 1: about the mask. Thank you trash. You guys, I'm standing

792
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: right and doing now. Okay, well I tell you what.

793
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: I'm on my way. Nah, and guess what I'm gonna

794
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,759
Speaker 1: do when I get over that you ain't gonna do

795
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 1: you're gonna do. I'm gonna tell you my damn name.

796
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 1: When I get over that. My name is Nip you

797
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: till me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just

798
00:52:56,120 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 1: got franked by your cousin or Reese. Oh thank you

799
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 1: out of here. Hey man, I gotta ask yourself, dog,

800
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest and I mean the

801
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. You gotta trash. You

802
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:28,239
Speaker 1: gotta trying trash group from the eighties. Don't put your

803
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 1: hands together trash all right, switching there's guys. We have

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Speaker 1: to give a huge happy birthday to Keenan Thompson from

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Speaker 1: of a Steve Hart. You're not what do you want

807
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Speaker 1: to Steve? Imitation is the sincerest form of mattery. Fine,

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Speaker 1: your biggest else to do? You got a nice mustay?

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Speaker 1: eating healthy, his big hand walking on making money and

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Speaker 1: me just wishing a happy birthday. You love me. He

812
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 1: used to come on your show. You know this my birthday.

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Speaker 1: Shout out show your TV show on shout out. We're

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Speaker 1: on the air. What happened to nice Steve this morning?

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Speaker 1: gonna come back and tell us about Today's Strawberry Letter

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837
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 1: neighbor We live in neighboring states, but we're less than

838
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: an hour apart, so I wouldn't consider it a long

839
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: distance relationship. We see each other a few times a week,

840
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 1: and either I'm at his house or he's at mine

841
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 1: on the weekend. I assumed we were in an exclusive,

842
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: admitted relationship until recently. The other day, he was trying

843
00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 1: to show me a picture on his phone and he

844
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 1: mistakenly pulled up a picture of another woman. He tried

845
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: to quickly swipe pass picture. He just did it. He

846
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 1: tried to quickly swipe pass a picture, but he knew

847
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,720
Speaker 1: I had seen it. I didn't make a fuss about

848
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 1: the picture. I asked him to delete it, and he did.

849
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 1: But seeing the woman's picture on his phone made me

850
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:57,040
Speaker 1: wonder about the nature of our relationship, so I asked

851
00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:00,919
Speaker 1: him if we were exclusive. His response broke my heart.

852
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 1: He stated that before he met me, he was in

853
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 1: a very serious relationship and had had a bad breakup.

854
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 1: He said he was not ready to be in another

855
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 1: relationship right now. Can you believe that I have I

856
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: have met this man's entire family and we all get

857
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 1: along great. He had me fooled. I will admit that

858
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to be married right now, but I

859
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:25,480
Speaker 1: still want to date with a purpose and not just

860
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: be wasting time on this man. So is the committed

861
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 1: relationship title just to play on words. I don't want

862
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 1: to stop seeing this man. But I did hear him

863
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 1: loud and clear when he said he's not ready. What

864
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:39,920
Speaker 1: should I do? Well? What should you do? What do

865
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 1: you want? I mean, really, what do you want in

866
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 1: this relationship or out of this relationship? You said you

867
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 1: don't want to get married right now. You said you

868
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: do want to date with a purpose. So if that's

869
00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: what you want, you gotta let him know that. But

870
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,200
Speaker 1: he's already told you, and you said you heard him

871
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 1: loudly and clearly that he's not ready to be in

872
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 1: a committed relationship. So you have to make the decision.

873
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 1: This is entirely up to you. You've been dating this

874
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: man for a whole year. Now again, what do you want?

875
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 1: If you don't want it to continue like this? You

876
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 1: have choices. You can either get out of the relationship,

877
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 1: or you can just change some things in the way

878
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 1: you deal with him. If you're thinking it's a committed

879
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 1: relationship and it's not, Uh, maybe you should start seeing

880
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: other people, or you know, or something like that. Maybe

881
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 1: you should really do what you want to do, but

882
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:29,800
Speaker 1: first you need to find out what that is. You

883
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 1: say you don't want to be married, but you do

884
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 1: want to date with a purpose. He's not ready to

885
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,200
Speaker 1: do either of those things. So maybe he's just not

886
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 1: the guy for you at this time. Steve, I don't know.

887
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 1: I kind of see this a little bit differently here.

888
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: I have a different take because from the male perspective,

889
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 1: I can really kind of understand what this dude to say. Um,

890
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 1: let's go over the letter a little bit here. Uh,

891
00:58:58,200 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: I've been dating this man for body. He's really nice.

892
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 1: We live in neighboring states, so you don't consider long

893
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 1: this relationship. You're at his house several times a weekend.

894
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 1: He's at your house several times a weekend. You in

895
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 1: mind he's at mine on the weekends. Here we go.

896
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: I assumed we were in an exclusive, committed relationship until

897
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 1: recently the other day. Now, let's go over this asson

898
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,919
Speaker 1: what did they tell you all the time about as soon?

899
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 1: Assuming usually makes an ass out of you and me.

900
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 1: That's what assumed. Is now what has happened is you've assumed.

901
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: You spent a year. You could have verbally got this,

902
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 1: You could have this conversation a long time ago. You

903
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: never bought it up. You assumed and tilled. The other day,

904
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 1: he was trying to show me a pitch on his

905
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 1: phone and he mistakenly pulled a pitch of another woman.

906
00:59:51,520 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: God he when he with this. As soon as his

907
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 1: thumb hit that he felt for him. He blinked. He

908
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 1: took a heavy blink. He was trying to swipe. He

909
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 1: swiped hasard, but his thumb was shaken. She saw it.

910
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 1: After she saw the picture, and he knew you saw it.

911
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,280
Speaker 1: You didn't make a fuss about it, Okay, mature woman.

912
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 1: I asked him to delete it, and he did, no problem, Okay,

913
01:00:33,320 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 1: I'm out. Yeah, let me take that out because if

914
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,040
Speaker 1: that picture could have been a year old, you never know.

915
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:45,080
Speaker 1: You just don't know. So he deleted the picture. But

916
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 1: it made me wonder about the nature of our relationship.

917
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,720
Speaker 1: So I asked him if we were exclusive. His response

918
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 1: broke my heart. He stated that before he met me,

919
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 1: he was in a very serious relationship and had a

920
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,800
Speaker 1: bad break up. Now, let me ask you something you

921
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 1: didn't You didn't know that a year you you didn't

922
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 1: know that he was in a serious relationship and he

923
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 1: had a bad breakup a year and this response startled you.

924
01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:22,919
Speaker 1: A year of assuming you were exclusive, you didn't bring

925
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 1: that up. Now he tells you for the first time,

926
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 1: he was in a serious relationship, had a bad break

927
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 1: up a year before. You didn't met his family. I

928
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 1: got all that, YadA, YadA, YadA. That's good, But damn,

929
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 1: this is really kinda on you too. Now he said

930
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: he was not ready to be in another relationship right now, serious,

931
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 1: full blown, committed relationship. Then you try to fix it.

932
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 1: Then you go, can you believe that? Yeah, y'all believe

933
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 1: ya believe The problem is why you're having a hard

934
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 1: time believe it. But if you had heard this information

935
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 1: a year ago, nine months ago, maybe you would have

936
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 1: made some other decisions. I met this man is in

937
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 1: toime family. We get along, greade, He had me food.

938
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: He didn't fool you. This man ain't fooled you at all.

939
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:18,320
Speaker 1: This man ain't lied to you, This man ain't deceived you.

940
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 1: He didn't fool you. You are soon then after a year,

941
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 1: you asked him when you exclusive? He said he was

942
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 1: in a bad relationship. Man, lady, he didn't fool you.

943
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:35,640
Speaker 1: Stop saying this about him. You trick yourself. I'll tell

944
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 1: you why. I right, a trick yourself, all right, tricky?

945
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:49,960
Speaker 1: All right. We're gonna have part two of Steve's response

946
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 1: coming up at twenty three after the hour you're listening

947
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on,

948
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 1: let's get to part two of your response to today's

949
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:03,800
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter subject he had me fooled? Well, he didn't

950
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: have you fool You've been dating this man for a year.

951
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:11,560
Speaker 1: Treat you really nice. You live in neighboring states, no

952
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 1: more than our part, so it's really not long dis relationship.

953
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 1: You need at his house and he at yours on

954
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: the weekend. All doing the week I assumed we were

955
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:22,720
Speaker 1: an exclusive, committed relationship. I told you about a sumer.

956
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 1: You should not have assumed. He's trying to show you

957
01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:28,560
Speaker 1: a picture on his phone, and he mistakenly pulled up

958
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 1: a picture of another woman. God God, I passed out

959
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:43,600
Speaker 1: for a minute. Really yeah, I'm trying to jump off

960
01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 1: a feeling for him. You should have dropped that phone

961
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:58,479
Speaker 1: down a sewer. He should, all right, so he tried

962
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: to quickly swipe past it hit you, but he knew

963
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 1: I had seen it. I ain't making fuss about the peach.

964
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 1: I asked him to delete it, and he did. But

965
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:07,400
Speaker 1: seeing the woman's pitching his phone, it kind of made

966
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 1: you wonder. So I asked him, were we exclusive after

967
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:16,120
Speaker 1: a year? A year? His response broke a heart. He

968
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 1: stated that before he met me he was in a

969
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: very serious relationship and had a bad break up. How

970
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,240
Speaker 1: y'all just talking about this after him? He said he

971
01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 1: was not ready for another relationship right now? How y'all

972
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:29,240
Speaker 1: just talking about this after year? Then you ask me,

973
01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 1: can you believe that? Yeah, if you ain't never talked

974
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:34,080
Speaker 1: about it, don't assume nothing about a minute. You have

975
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,840
Speaker 1: every right to want to know where your life is going. Ladies,

976
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 1: and I have told you this over and over and over.

977
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 1: You have the right to ask a man what is

978
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:46,240
Speaker 1: going on here? He will tell you. Now he told you,

979
01:04:47,080 --> 01:04:50,040
Speaker 1: and yes, I can't believe that, but you can't believe

980
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:53,400
Speaker 1: it because you assume something else. So now I have

981
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:56,240
Speaker 1: met this man's in time family. We all get along great.

982
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,800
Speaker 1: That means he cares about you. He'd took you to

983
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 1: me this fan. He had me fool No, he didn't.

984
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: You fooled yourself because all you you would have had

985
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 1: this conversation that you had just now. You could have

986
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:16,720
Speaker 1: had this conversation eleven months ago, ten months ago, you

987
01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:19,280
Speaker 1: could have easily had that. Now here here, go to park.

988
01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:21,560
Speaker 1: I will admit that I'm not ready to be married

989
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 1: right now? Okay, cool? So what you're tripping form? He

990
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 1: ain't ready, You ain't ready, but you'are having a good

991
01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:30,600
Speaker 1: time going and continue the relationship. He's not ready and

992
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 1: you're not ready. So now that you've done through that,

993
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 1: bone to the dog. But she wants to date with purpose.

994
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 1: Don't forget that. I'm gonna get to that. But I

995
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 1: still want to date with a purpose and not just

996
01:05:47,160 --> 01:05:50,640
Speaker 1: be wasting time on this man. Y'all are dating with

997
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: a purpose. You all have found each other. Neither one

998
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 1: of you are ready to be in a Uh. You

999
01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,680
Speaker 1: don't want to be married. He ain't ready to be

1000
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:05,439
Speaker 1: in the no serious relationship. But y'all in something, ain't

1001
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:09,360
Speaker 1: you getting something out of it? And he getting something

1002
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 1: out of it? Y'all in something? What y'all need to

1003
01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 1: do is sit down and define what it is you

1004
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:18,200
Speaker 1: in because you're in it now, you've been in it

1005
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 1: for a year. You in something. It's just y'all ain't

1006
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:27,479
Speaker 1: got no time. You ain't his fiance. You're too old

1007
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 1: to be a girl friend, but right now you're his girlfriend.

1008
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:33,720
Speaker 1: You're his girl and y'all friends, and you have met

1009
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 1: his family. Too old be somebody damn girlfriend. So you

1010
01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 1: want to date with a purpose? He dating with a purpose.

1011
01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 1: He getting what he wants. You're dating with a purpose.

1012
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: You're getting what you want. It's just assumed. You assumed

1013
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:52,200
Speaker 1: you want had more, but you just said you ain't

1014
01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: even ready for it. He said it, But I still

1015
01:06:56,880 --> 01:06:58,960
Speaker 1: want to date with the person, not just be wasted.

1016
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:03,640
Speaker 1: So it's the committed in quotation. The committed relationship title

1017
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 1: just a play on words. You never had this conversation

1018
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 1: with the man until now, committed relationship. He didn't say

1019
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:14,680
Speaker 1: he didn't want to be in a committed relationship. He

1020
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:16,960
Speaker 1: said he didn't want to be in a serious relationship.

1021
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,440
Speaker 1: That's a difference. You could be committed to somebody and

1022
01:07:21,560 --> 01:07:26,040
Speaker 1: not be serious. Hello, what preach on it? I'm gonna

1023
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 1: just tell you. You could be in a committed relationship

1024
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: and not be sick. I don't want to stop seeing

1025
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 1: this man, but I do. Hear him loud and clear

1026
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:45,000
Speaker 1: when he said he's not ready, but you said you

1027
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 1: wasn't ready. That's somebody lying, somebody lying in this letter.

1028
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 1: He's not ready, you're not ready. Why don't y'all make

1029
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:58,400
Speaker 1: it work? Define your relationship, find out what it is,

1030
01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:01,160
Speaker 1: and see if it were ever lead to anything, what

1031
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:04,040
Speaker 1: you could possibly do. But then guess what, Since you

1032
01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:06,800
Speaker 1: heard him loud and clear, he may not be ready

1033
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:11,080
Speaker 1: for a serious relationship for a long time. Hollong and

1034
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:14,600
Speaker 1: let me play something else. Deleting the picture don't mean

1035
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:18,000
Speaker 1: she gonna what come out? Don't, I don't, don't don't

1036
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:27,680
Speaker 1: boom shot stop. Somebody listened to me, just caused the

1037
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:32,760
Speaker 1: picture got deleted. Don't mean she gonne sometime in the

1038
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:45,559
Speaker 1: mind member lingles sometimes. Yeah, you can't shake it, Yeah,

1039
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:49,280
Speaker 1: ain't shake it. I don't, I don't. I don't want

1040
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:52,200
Speaker 1: to cry. Yeah, you gotta have a stick. I just

1041
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:56,360
Speaker 1: told you. I don't want to sing anyway. You're gonna

1042
01:08:56,360 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 1: get your black ass, put out your chick for just

1043
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:11,680
Speaker 1: a second. I'll go back to what I say, Come

1044
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:16,360
Speaker 1: on here, please let me sometime even without the picture. Yeah,

1045
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:25,320
Speaker 1: dare's a movie playing in your mind sometime. Yeah, trying

1046
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:30,240
Speaker 1: to start nothing, trying to get some clarity. Yeah, on

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01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:35,080
Speaker 1: what we have. I spent the whole damn break telling

1048
01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:41,000
Speaker 1: the quad didn't need him, and now we out of time. Yes, Steve,

1049
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 1: you are still right. We gotta get out of here.

1050
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:52,240
Speaker 1: Beat damn. We gotta go email us or Instagram. That's

1051
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 1: your thoughts at my girls shurely on today's Strawberry Letter,

1052
01:09:55,439 --> 01:09:58,400
Speaker 1: and don't forget to make sure you join me today

1053
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:02,639
Speaker 1: at m stern time for the Strawberry Letter Live after

1054
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:06,040
Speaker 1: show on Facebook Live. Okay, thank you for that. Coming

1055
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:09,320
Speaker 1: up in about ten minutes from the talk, our girl

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01:10:09,720 --> 01:10:13,400
Speaker 1: Cheryl Underwood will be in the building. You're listening to

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01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:17,160
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of

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01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:20,680
Speaker 1: the hour, it's Carla's Reality Update. But right now from

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01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:28,160
Speaker 1: the talk, it is our girl, Cheryl under What. Yes,

1060
01:10:28,920 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 1: feel the love Cheryl Girl. And I'd like to receive

1061
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:37,080
Speaker 1: some Russian money to brandism me. I will be cold

1062
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:40,000
Speaker 1: blooded down at the currency exchange. I'll send it back

1063
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:45,719
Speaker 1: to Astar girl. We're a check from Russell. You better stop.

1064
01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,000
Speaker 1: Do you know what we got out here in l

1065
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:53,080
Speaker 1: a nixt check out? Listen to me, I would take

1066
01:10:53,240 --> 01:10:58,519
Speaker 1: all the rubles over in the next time forgetting E

1067
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:01,840
Speaker 1: B T card. I'm over at the grossery killing it

1068
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:05,920
Speaker 1: up by crab legs and pink chaf fail with Russian money.

1069
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,920
Speaker 1: You ain't hurt, man. I'm over there buying wings and weeds.

1070
01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:16,360
Speaker 1: That's right here. We come in and hurt. I got rushing.

1071
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:24,040
Speaker 1: Listens to me, I'm paying my rent Russian money. I'm

1072
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:29,000
Speaker 1: buying medicinal marijuana with Russia. Funey crazy? How could I

1073
01:11:29,200 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 1: be down? The Russia's don't never drop none of that

1074
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:34,599
Speaker 1: money in the black neighborhood. Did you mention the Russians

1075
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 1: were giving money? Charlotte, We'll be out there. It's the

1076
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:43,800
Speaker 1: first of the rust. The Rusted ain't that bad. I

1077
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:47,559
Speaker 1: pay out my student loans, my car payment. Oh, I'll

1078
01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:54,519
Speaker 1: be over to Savoy making it right. Baby. I'd buy

1079
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:58,360
Speaker 1: out the whole jay spot. Everybody get it free. If

1080
01:11:58,439 --> 01:12:06,240
Speaker 1: we drink a top shelflet that in Russian. Still you

1081
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:15,560
Speaker 1: track falls for everybody, Tommy, Tommy, we're getting Russian caviat

1082
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:18,120
Speaker 1: because you know they got the good stuff. They squeeze

1083
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:23,400
Speaker 1: that egg right out and fish. I'm buying Steve Harvey

1084
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:27,599
Speaker 1: hats and suits. Then SHIRLEYE. Carlin, We're gonna shop it. Yeah,

1085
01:12:27,720 --> 01:12:29,479
Speaker 1: go over to the fox of them all and kill it.

1086
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,720
Speaker 1: We're gonna stop over at b J get out something

1087
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:36,160
Speaker 1: to going to Phillips Babba Killer. It's gonna be so

1088
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:38,360
Speaker 1: much food. We're gonna go over to J and J

1089
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:43,639
Speaker 1: fish and docks. Not a fact. You know what? Because

1090
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:46,040
Speaker 1: I got Russian money, I can rent a jet and

1091
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,120
Speaker 1: we fly all over the country and all we do

1092
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:51,080
Speaker 1: is eat and party and gamble and then guess what.

1093
01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 1: Guess where we're gonna stop said this so bad said

1094
01:12:56,640 --> 01:13:02,720
Speaker 1: that Russian body does. I'm gonna have a dude with

1095
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:05,559
Speaker 1: an umbrella and another dude gonna be rubbing baby all

1096
01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:15,960
Speaker 1: on my labs because I'm tipping it Russian. I'm gonna

1097
01:13:15,960 --> 01:13:20,000
Speaker 1: make that Russian money stretched. All right, Thank you, Cheryl

1098
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 1: as always tipping in tipping. She talking about the Russian money. Well, okay,

1099
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,519
Speaker 1: now hold on, let me ask something because I let

1100
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:34,000
Speaker 1: you'll do the keep. Yeah. Yeah, Now let me ask

1101
01:13:34,040 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 1: your something because I've obviously been working in this this

1102
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:40,760
Speaker 1: whole Russian money story. Give me the background. Yes, I

1103
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:45,120
Speaker 1: was laughing at the day, Joe, here's a hers here

1104
01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:49,439
Speaker 1: I called. Yes, the story with the Russian the dude,

1105
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:53,880
Speaker 1: the lawyer, that's the fixer, Michael Cohen. He got about

1106
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:59,080
Speaker 1: five hundred stacks of Russian mind president was a retainer,

1107
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:02,439
Speaker 1: but you ain't beginning money from a hostile government. So

1108
01:14:02,680 --> 01:14:05,600
Speaker 1: everybody's seeing the mana for everybody, see what's happened if

1109
01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:07,880
Speaker 1: the Mulla dude got them all caught up? You know

1110
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,960
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. A matter of fact, I think Bill

1111
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:18,439
Speaker 1: Doke gonna do the interrogation, you know, yeah, because they

1112
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:21,360
Speaker 1: got them all on the Russian money tip. And they

1113
01:14:21,479 --> 01:14:24,960
Speaker 1: did it when the campaign was happening, and it seemed

1114
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:28,240
Speaker 1: to be a foreign hospital government, seemed to be putting

1115
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:31,000
Speaker 1: our government in a trick bag. So there fault when

1116
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:35,639
Speaker 1: the election was manipulated. Now, when I turned into a Republican,

1117
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:41,000
Speaker 1: the Republican, the election was manipulated. Nobody wants to admit that.

1118
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,840
Speaker 1: Really the Russians played us. And there's a lot of

1119
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:46,360
Speaker 1: people Democrats and Republican got the Russian money, but the

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01:14:46,439 --> 01:14:48,200
Speaker 1: Democrats didn't get as much as to seem like the

1121
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:51,360
Speaker 1: Republicans guy, and they called us Steve. They got us.

1122
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:54,439
Speaker 1: I'm a claim Republicanism. They got us a trick bag.

1123
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:57,160
Speaker 1: So I'm just I'm just waiting for my Russian money.

1124
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:03,880
Speaker 1: It's they're paying Cohen to have access to the president. Really,

1125
01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:05,799
Speaker 1: I think they were just handing off money and everybody.

1126
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:08,080
Speaker 1: And then they got old girl, then little find dime

1127
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:10,680
Speaker 1: piece that's supposed to be a Russian lawyer right there,

1128
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,679
Speaker 1: and then she acts like she don't really work for nobody.

1129
01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:14,599
Speaker 1: Then you found out she really works. So they got

1130
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,360
Speaker 1: set up because you know, they always set you up

1131
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:20,000
Speaker 1: with a fine lady. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,

1132
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,000
Speaker 1: it's the honey pot. They always they always set you

1133
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:23,439
Speaker 1: up with that. So we got set up all the

1134
01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:25,519
Speaker 1: way across the board. They were so greedy because they

1135
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:27,960
Speaker 1: was getting all that Russian money, because it used to

1136
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:31,080
Speaker 1: be that it was communist capital, communist money. But once

1137
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:33,720
Speaker 1: they started making money, the Russian finging up in here.

1138
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:36,280
Speaker 1: They're bawling in well, they're bawling out of control. So

1139
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:38,320
Speaker 1: they were putting the money through coin to make sure

1140
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:40,479
Speaker 1: they got to Trump but you and then making it

1141
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:43,639
Speaker 1: in deposits of nine hundred and nine and nine thounds.

1142
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:47,439
Speaker 1: That wouldn't be because that's the trigger right there. Yeah,

1143
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:52,400
Speaker 1: that's the boy. But the artists need to be taxing

1144
01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:54,439
Speaker 1: all this money so the govern make a good day piece.

1145
01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:56,479
Speaker 1: And then you know, I'm gonna pay my ties. I'm

1146
01:15:56,479 --> 01:15:59,080
Speaker 1: gonna go over to faith for central and I tried

1147
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:01,800
Speaker 1: to cry my ties and Russian money, you know, make

1148
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:04,920
Speaker 1: it right in the telling. So did I answer the questions?

1149
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:09,120
Speaker 1: Did I answer question? Yeah? Background was for me and

1150
01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:11,280
Speaker 1: for people listening, and for people listen that they didn't

1151
01:16:11,280 --> 01:16:14,880
Speaker 1: know that they don't how much is it worth? Can

1152
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:17,759
Speaker 1: somebody go to the exchange and see it's a ruble

1153
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:20,120
Speaker 1: up against a dollar? You know? I tell you that

1154
01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:22,040
Speaker 1: right now? Okay, tell me because you know the only

1155
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:24,720
Speaker 1: thing I know, Steve is the ghetto stock exchange. When

1156
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:28,960
Speaker 1: we used to flip a book? Is the E B

1157
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 1: T card? Question? What is the Russian currents? It's a ruble?

1158
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:39,559
Speaker 1: I thought, are you right? What color was the twenty

1159
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:43,920
Speaker 1: was the twenty dollar food stamp? When I'm perfect? Yeah,

1160
01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:45,880
Speaker 1: and you know how you flip it? J You're going

1161
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:47,880
Speaker 1: on with the meat place and wait right in front

1162
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 1: of the meat place. That's when you exchange your money

1163
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:53,479
Speaker 1: moving maybe, yeah, you can move some money down there

1164
01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:57,000
Speaker 1: with him stamps. That's right, that's right, because I stamp.

1165
01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:00,519
Speaker 1: And how much do you want to convert from? Okay?

1166
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:03,400
Speaker 1: I got a hundred dollars? How can I go to

1167
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:10,360
Speaker 1: the casino? All right, we gotta go, Cheryl? Okay, working

1168
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,560
Speaker 1: out for me, Steve, I got a briefcase full of

1169
01:17:12,800 --> 01:17:18,440
Speaker 1: rushing money, like my wife. Coming up is Carlin's Reality Updates.

1170
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:23,920
Speaker 1: You're listening to show. It's that time. Let's go here.

1171
01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:27,799
Speaker 1: It is the one and only call Us Update. Okay,

1172
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:30,719
Speaker 1: so thank you, nephew. You know I was talking about

1173
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:34,040
Speaker 1: Blackish last week. You know I've been devastating having on.

1174
01:17:36,439 --> 01:17:45,879
Speaker 1: You've been missing it? Somebody it involved? Yeah, so here anyway,

1175
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:50,720
Speaker 1: Drey and Ball are having problems. They still are having problems.

1176
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:55,040
Speaker 1: They still can't work it out. The family wants to

1177
01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:57,920
Speaker 1: work it out. The kids are not handling it very well.

1178
01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:02,600
Speaker 1: And their son, Junior, he graduated from high school. He

1179
01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:05,560
Speaker 1: gave this great speech about family and commitment, and you

1180
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:07,439
Speaker 1: thought they were gonna work it out, and they didn't

1181
01:18:07,439 --> 01:18:10,760
Speaker 1: work it out. And they're talking about they're breaking up

1182
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:18,639
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, breaking up. That's where they are with it, Tommy,

1183
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:23,839
Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened. It's just arguing they didn't do anything.

1184
01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:26,280
Speaker 1: They're just not getting along with this husband and wife

1185
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:29,560
Speaker 1: and they're they're exhausted. Nobody was cheating or nothing like that.

1186
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:36,320
Speaker 1: Why do you sound so happy? Happy? House out the

1187
01:18:36,360 --> 01:18:40,200
Speaker 1: side of the house. They tried that and the kids

1188
01:18:40,240 --> 01:18:43,439
Speaker 1: are just not handling the separation. Didn'tdre move out, but

1189
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:46,920
Speaker 1: Jake sounds so happy that they're breaking out, move out,

1190
01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:49,880
Speaker 1: moved out, the same thing Jay did with his last wife.

1191
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:52,920
Speaker 1: You're trying to compare it. I did the same thing.

1192
01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:59,120
Speaker 1: Change your name of the show. The one is breaking

1193
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:06,000
Speaker 1: up this ship, ready to make the US healthy. Yea, yeah,

1194
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:08,360
Speaker 1: So anyway, that's black is I'm gonna keep watching them

1195
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:13,000
Speaker 1: is Are they making it funny? It's no, it's some

1196
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:16,439
Speaker 1: serious moments. They have some comments. It's like the good

1197
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:23,240
Speaker 1: times up today, Okay, funny when she thinking that would

1198
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:34,639
Speaker 1: be going in exactly what's that about? Let him thrive?

1199
01:19:37,520 --> 01:19:42,679
Speaker 1: We're still right, We're still right, but okay, still going on. Carlin,

1200
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:46,599
Speaker 1: All right, listen to this since it's Mother's Day. Mother's

1201
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:50,839
Speaker 1: Day is Sunday. Did you guys see the Mother's Day special,

1202
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:55,920
Speaker 1: Dear Mama was so good. I didn't see really good.

1203
01:19:56,479 --> 01:19:58,920
Speaker 1: So I was hosted by Anthony Anderson. Speaking of black Is,

1204
01:19:59,080 --> 01:20:02,800
Speaker 1: she was hosted by Anderson and La La Anthony and

1205
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:06,200
Speaker 1: the show was honoring mother's Tianna Taylor. She honored her

1206
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:10,400
Speaker 1: mother and her mom's favorite performer was Bobby Brown Boy

1207
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:16,360
Speaker 1: Baby the King R and B struggled a little bit,

1208
01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:24,040
Speaker 1: but Tanna did her thing though she did every little step.

1209
01:20:24,160 --> 01:20:26,960
Speaker 1: They made that a duet and rocked it and killed.

1210
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:31,560
Speaker 1: Bobby still got the moves. Yeah, got the movie, but

1211
01:20:31,880 --> 01:20:36,680
Speaker 1: love still picked it up where she showed out. She

1212
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:39,400
Speaker 1: did her She was very good. Gabriel Union, she honored

1213
01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:43,800
Speaker 1: her mother, Teresa Union, and uh Nio performed good n

1214
01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:49,800
Speaker 1: Yeah it was really good. Did He honored his mom

1215
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:53,160
Speaker 1: with a special performance from Mrs Janice Combs, her favorite singer,

1216
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:58,080
Speaker 1: Miss Patty, you are my friend. And finally, finally, Colin Kaepernick,

1217
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:02,040
Speaker 1: he was there and he to his mom, Teresa Kaepernick.

1218
01:21:02,439 --> 01:21:05,960
Speaker 1: She adopted him, but you know she raised him and

1219
01:21:06,479 --> 01:21:10,000
Speaker 1: he has brothers and sisters, and he talked about his

1220
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:14,880
Speaker 1: mother and his love that Teresa, Colin Teresa Kaepernick gave

1221
01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:17,000
Speaker 1: him and how much he owes her and his family.

1222
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:19,479
Speaker 1: Take a listen to. His speech to his mother was great.

1223
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:24,360
Speaker 1: Tonight I have the honor of honoring my mother, Teresa Kaepernick.

1224
01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:28,080
Speaker 1: I know it seems ironic to some that a white

1225
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:30,960
Speaker 1: woman from Wisconsin would be the person that parented me.

1226
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:34,800
Speaker 1: I get it, but, like I tell her all the time,

1227
01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:39,160
Speaker 1: you chose me and you're stuck with me. As a child,

1228
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:42,600
Speaker 1: I would draw family pictures in kindergarten, fully aware of

1229
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:44,920
Speaker 1: the fact that I had to switch the colors of

1230
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:47,559
Speaker 1: the crans when it came time to draw my skin

1231
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:50,760
Speaker 1: in my hair. And while I did wonder who I

1232
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:53,439
Speaker 1: looked like, I never had to wonder whether my mother

1233
01:21:53,560 --> 01:21:57,200
Speaker 1: loved me or not. That was never in question. Unfortunately,

1234
01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:00,559
Speaker 1: my mother's love alone could not live rate me from

1235
01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:03,479
Speaker 1: what it meant to be black and predominantly white spaces.

1236
01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:06,880
Speaker 1: And looking back though, I realized that there's a huge

1237
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:10,439
Speaker 1: difference between a biological mother and the woman that mothered me,

1238
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:13,200
Speaker 1: that protected me the best she could, that put in

1239
01:22:13,320 --> 01:22:20,640
Speaker 1: the real word, it was Teresa Kaepernick. Um. It was

1240
01:22:20,760 --> 01:22:24,439
Speaker 1: you that always stood by my side and understood that

1241
01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:27,840
Speaker 1: while I was adopted into the Kaepernick family, that also

1242
01:22:27,960 --> 01:22:31,160
Speaker 1: belonged to a larger black family. And as my protests

1243
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,519
Speaker 1: has changed the way that people have come to see me,

1244
01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:37,160
Speaker 1: your love has never changed. It's always been consistent. And

1245
01:22:37,280 --> 01:22:41,640
Speaker 1: then during I Love You Mom, it was and he

1246
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:46,439
Speaker 1: was flying at Carla Hunt. I love that he looked

1247
01:22:46,479 --> 01:22:50,680
Speaker 1: like he was calling, looked like he was from Wakonda. Baby. Yeah.

1248
01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:53,080
Speaker 1: It was a great special mother's Day, and Happy Mother's

1249
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:55,360
Speaker 1: Day to all the mom's. Happy Mother's Day to George

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Speaker 1: Wallace's mama bought a big bail of sweet hate He

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Speaker 1: loves it. Just do you know how we say that

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Speaker 1: people are gonna get Tommy because of the pranks, Wallace

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Speaker 1: is gonna sweet Carla, So it's ignorant sweet. I was

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Speaker 1: a big bill of sweet. Hey, man, you're gonna hear

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Speaker 1: that knock at your door one day. Carla's reality Update guys,

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Speaker 1: at twenty after the hour, A horse is living every

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Speaker 1: man's stream. Just know that you guys would want to

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Speaker 1: be this horse. Horse. Okay, Tommy, I've been calling. We'll

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Speaker 1: talk about we'll talk about it right after this. Wait

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Speaker 1: till you hear this story. Guys, you're listening Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're gonna love this story, alright. Former triple

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Speaker 1: crown winner American Pharaoh retired back in two thousand fifteen.

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Speaker 1: If you follow, you know the Jerby and all of that,

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Speaker 1: you'll you'll remember American Pharaoh. Anyway, wall Mama ran, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he didn't do good. Though she didn't. I want to

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Speaker 1: jump on him. And I have money, money on but money. Hey,

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Speaker 1: George is gonna be on Law and Order, suv Ye.

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Speaker 1: That's the one she's on. Mama Mama. Nobody does George Wallace.

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01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:52,519
Speaker 1: Mama jokes on this show. But me. Alright, you can

1275
01:24:52,640 --> 01:25:01,080
Speaker 1: joke me. You can't tell about miss Wallace. Crews you change. Yeah, Oh,

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01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:05,160
Speaker 1: we heard, we heard the right. All right. Let me

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Speaker 1: finish the story because you guys are gonna love this story.

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Speaker 1: Former triple crown winner American Pharaoh retired back in two

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Speaker 1: thousand fifteen after wins as a Kentucky Derby at the

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Speaker 1: Preakness and at Belmont Stakes. Well, since then, he's been

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Speaker 1: living the life that all guys envy. Okay, he's a

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Speaker 1: six year old thorough Bread. He doesn't race anymore because

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Speaker 1: he's too busy having sex. Yes, okay, so listen. His

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Speaker 1: owners sold his breeding rights to a breeder who has

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01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:43,320
Speaker 1: American Pharaoh getting busy multiple times a day. For every

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Speaker 1: horse that he successfully impregnant, he actually well, the breeder

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Speaker 1: actually gets two hundred thousand dollars. His success rate is

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01:25:55,560 --> 01:26:00,160
Speaker 1: about eight so he turned up to forty million million

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Speaker 1: dollars a year. This is really good. One of his

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Speaker 1: babies was sold last fault for a million dollars. So

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Speaker 1: there you go. Let me just so, if he's with

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Speaker 1: a horse and the horse does not get pregnant, does

1293
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Speaker 1: that person get their money back? No? No, no, no,

1294
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:17,320
Speaker 1: you just gotta keep trying. You come in the room.

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01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:21,280
Speaker 1: It ain't my fault. You ain't working. I work. And

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Speaker 1: they got my horse shoes up everybody, and they got

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Speaker 1: horse music playing. Saw me shaky was shooting like this

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Speaker 1: show me falls around horse shoes. I did wrong with kids,

1299
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:45,560
Speaker 1: don't know this though. The kids that listen to the

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Speaker 1: show don't know this. But there used to be a

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Speaker 1: TV show called Mr. And Mr. Talking Horse. Yeah horses

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Speaker 1: a horse but Mr. Yeah, you can YouTube, guys if

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Speaker 1: you haven't seen it. We actually bought that. We watched

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01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:09,479
Speaker 1: that show and the only time we would talk when

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Speaker 1: when he went out to the barn, right, no, no,

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01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:21,479
Speaker 1: and it ramped like five seasons. Yeah, yeah, Wilber. We

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01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:27,040
Speaker 1: watched people. Yeah, yeah, we'll kill again. Figure out how

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01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:30,519
Speaker 1: to count get home. I'm good for the first three.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to make no money. I want you

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Speaker 1: don't want to make no money. I'll be the first

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Speaker 1: portal star horse. You can video tape me we come back.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna tell you, and I think we all need this.

1313
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Speaker 1: When you'll know when it's time to go back to

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Speaker 1: church and we're in the church, say a man, man,

1315
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Speaker 1: let's go now. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning show.

1316
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:06,000
Speaker 1: When you know it's time to go back to church,

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01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:10,000
Speaker 1: it's time. You know when it's time to go to church, Okay,

1318
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:13,960
Speaker 1: when you know it is time to take yoke but

1319
01:28:15,560 --> 01:28:19,760
Speaker 1: the church. Somebody needs to lay hands on me right now.

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01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:23,880
Speaker 1: Jesus Jesus, Jesus, how did I get here? When you

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01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:26,800
Speaker 1: wake up and you win somebody and you don't know

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Speaker 1: their name, it is time to who you talk about? Backslide? Yeah,

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01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:47,640
Speaker 1: how long we've been laying got handcuffs? Yeah, you know

1324
01:28:47,720 --> 01:28:49,360
Speaker 1: it's time to go back to church. When you wake

1325
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:55,760
Speaker 1: up and the bike box, you can't explain nothing. Who

1326
01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:59,280
Speaker 1: I'm doing it too much? I'm doing too much. You know.

1327
01:28:59,439 --> 01:29:02,599
Speaker 1: It's sad to go back to church. When you wake

1328
01:29:02,720 --> 01:29:07,800
Speaker 1: up and you got her phone home? What they're here

1329
01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:19,800
Speaker 1: and it's backwards you in the past and in the back,

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Speaker 1: Pard in the front. That's a crazy, crazy visual right there,

1331
01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:30,000
Speaker 1: that it's time for you to go back to the church.

1332
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:33,000
Speaker 1: When you're starting to look at your boys grandmama and

1333
01:29:33,160 --> 01:29:52,400
Speaker 1: starting to feel something, Yeah, you to me, I never

1334
01:29:52,479 --> 01:29:55,560
Speaker 1: felt this way. Let you know it's time to go

1335
01:29:55,680 --> 01:29:58,840
Speaker 1: back to church. When you see spake mark on your

1336
01:29:58,920 --> 01:30:04,920
Speaker 1: behind and you don't know how they got that. Yeah,

1337
01:30:05,320 --> 01:30:09,439
Speaker 1: you can't excuse me, did you know? And it's a

1338
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:18,240
Speaker 1: man hand. It's pretty rough way. You know, what's time

1339
01:30:18,280 --> 01:30:23,240
Speaker 1: to act? When your lights watering gay get turned on

1340
01:30:23,400 --> 01:30:30,320
Speaker 1: the same day, you can't do nothing. It's time, you know,

1341
01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:32,439
Speaker 1: it's time to go back. When you wake up and

1342
01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:44,479
Speaker 1: your whole chest is pier I need the Lord that

1343
01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:47,719
Speaker 1: it's time for you to go back to the church.

1344
01:30:48,439 --> 01:30:52,400
Speaker 1: You've been arguing with this fine girl for on ahead,

1345
01:30:54,280 --> 01:30:57,880
Speaker 1: trying to convince her that ain't no way y'all can

1346
01:30:57,960 --> 01:31:04,960
Speaker 1: because it's ago. We're not really cousins. Not come on

1347
01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:12,360
Speaker 1: figuring webout down to the fifth the fifth. It's time

1348
01:31:12,439 --> 01:31:13,960
Speaker 1: to go back to church. You know it's time to

1349
01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,720
Speaker 1: go back to church. When you wake up with a

1350
01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:19,160
Speaker 1: tattoo that says Veronica and you don't know about name,

1351
01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:30,519
Speaker 1: it's time to go back the shirt where you start

1352
01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:43,640
Speaker 1: stalking anybody, oh little women talking about everyway. All right,

1353
01:31:44,040 --> 01:31:46,719
Speaker 1: when we come back, it is time for closing remarks.

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01:31:46,960 --> 01:31:49,040
Speaker 1: We'll have a little something different for you. It's going

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01:31:49,120 --> 01:31:51,880
Speaker 1: to be closing remarks. But don't go anywhere. You're gonna

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01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:54,960
Speaker 1: love this. Okay, we'll be back to until forty nine

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01:31:55,040 --> 01:31:59,360
Speaker 1: after you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

1358
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Speaker 1: it's that I'm guys. Steve said for once, he's going

1359
01:32:03,479 --> 01:32:05,519
Speaker 1: to bow out and let the guys on the show

1360
01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:09,160
Speaker 1: handle closing remarks. You know, Yeah, there's a lot of

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01:32:09,240 --> 01:32:11,280
Speaker 1: times that he needs to bow and let us have

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Speaker 1: it and let us have help. Scary scary, Right, there's

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01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:20,200
Speaker 1: a lot of times that he needs to out time three.

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Speaker 1: This is what we do. So today I like how

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01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:30,519
Speaker 1: you did that. I like you right Today we have

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Speaker 1: closing remarks. You guys are gonna do it right. Yeah,

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01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:36,400
Speaker 1: so let me if you let me explain it. I'm

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Speaker 1: getting to it, but I have to put on mine

1369
01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:43,600
Speaker 1: this voice so you can take me more seriously. But

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Speaker 1: today is what we call the triple closing, the triple closing.

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Speaker 1: So let me enticified and identitalize the crucimation. Oh where

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Speaker 1: I stand U and I am in the middle of rejectivity? Uh,

1373
01:33:08,640 --> 01:33:16,559
Speaker 1: intestically speaking deep there hear you? You you understand because

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01:33:16,560 --> 01:33:20,280
Speaker 1: it's a spur so deep deep words of where I'm

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01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:25,120
Speaker 1: coming from. And you have to sometimes um get you

1376
01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:31,439
Speaker 1: andul to understand the way I'm throwing and the way

1377
01:33:31,520 --> 01:33:37,200
Speaker 1: I am throwing. Take it back, take it back. See

1378
01:33:37,360 --> 01:33:41,840
Speaker 1: see right right now where we at, right now, right now.

1379
01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:45,320
Speaker 1: See in your life, the question still is and shall

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01:33:45,439 --> 01:33:50,360
Speaker 1: remain can you stand the right? I don't know if

1381
01:33:50,560 --> 01:33:53,559
Speaker 1: some of y'all can go outside, come on, but can

1382
01:33:53,800 --> 01:33:58,519
Speaker 1: you stand what is touch your feet? Can you stand

1383
01:33:58,560 --> 01:34:00,640
Speaker 1: the right? I don't know about I can't stay it.

1384
01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:05,360
Speaker 1: But you're talking about you said, see see here's the problem.

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01:34:05,479 --> 01:34:08,960
Speaker 1: Come on and and and and and and and and

1386
01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:15,080
Speaker 1: and and and in the butter fingers of life? What what? What?

1387
01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:18,320
Speaker 1: What people try to do to you is snicker and

1388
01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:22,400
Speaker 1: you all the time. But your life is a lolipop?

1389
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:24,679
Speaker 1: Come on, now you know what I'm that your life

1390
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:27,960
Speaker 1: is a lilipop. And it's what you're trying to do

1391
01:34:28,240 --> 01:34:30,880
Speaker 1: is get your chips here, chimp, But you can stop

1392
01:34:30,920 --> 01:34:33,920
Speaker 1: burst that. You can stop bursting if you want to

1393
01:34:34,120 --> 01:34:41,560
Speaker 1: stop first? How many lips does it take? Center? Come on?

1394
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:51,680
Speaker 1: What you wanna do? Yes, is rubbed the jergons on

1395
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:55,280
Speaker 1: you man, so you can get the vassiline of fact

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01:34:56,640 --> 01:35:02,560
Speaker 1: step because that is a ain't been all section that

1397
01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:11,240
Speaker 1: needs to be lubricated. You understand that, don't You can't

1398
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:14,479
Speaker 1: pick it up? I'll tell you what after you ask yourself,

1399
01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:17,280
Speaker 1: can't you stand the right? The next question you need

1400
01:35:17,320 --> 01:35:21,320
Speaker 1: to find out your life? Just why did Peter stuff

1401
01:35:21,360 --> 01:35:26,560
Speaker 1: off that boat? Don't why if he was already on

1402
01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:30,120
Speaker 1: the phone, why let you go out there? See? Sometimes

1403
01:35:30,200 --> 01:35:34,120
Speaker 1: in your life sit your ass. Yeah, yeah, stay on

1404
01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:37,960
Speaker 1: the inside. You were read out to get out the boat.

1405
01:35:38,080 --> 01:35:41,040
Speaker 1: Check it out the boat. Questions you get off the boat, Jane,

1406
01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:45,280
Speaker 1: Now he was on the cruise. Whoa alright like that.

1407
01:35:46,920 --> 01:35:53,400
Speaker 1: You don't break the break, keep moving, pussy. Your life

1408
01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:56,720
Speaker 1: is a vegetable. Stand come over here now. Yeah, you

1409
01:35:56,920 --> 01:36:00,120
Speaker 1: can't carry in it. You can't carre of it. It

1410
01:36:00,280 --> 01:36:04,080
Speaker 1: is a tomato, and the tomato has to be squeeze

1411
01:36:04,880 --> 01:36:09,799
Speaker 1: squeen toma to get tomato juice. Then the cute comber

1412
01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:16,680
Speaker 1: of life comer must be hard life hard. Yeah, you

1413
01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:19,920
Speaker 1: gotta have a hard you're coming. This ain't a couliflower.

1414
01:36:20,080 --> 01:36:23,400
Speaker 1: It's not this. It's not a Coliflower's not not a colliflower.

1415
01:36:25,680 --> 01:36:29,639
Speaker 1: Thinking that, man, Come on, Tommy, I thought for once.

1416
01:36:29,840 --> 01:36:34,120
Speaker 1: This is thinking now this will never happen again now

1417
01:36:34,600 --> 01:36:38,360
Speaker 1: till I thought this for once, because now when the

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01:36:38,439 --> 01:36:41,920
Speaker 1: time that we must put on, I will leave eyes

1419
01:36:41,960 --> 01:36:46,160
Speaker 1: of life. They run into the tough skinning world. Yes, yes,

1420
01:36:46,360 --> 01:36:50,080
Speaker 1: from Sassoon to Jordad. We have to go back to

1421
01:36:50,200 --> 01:36:53,800
Speaker 1: the your funder bill days. We have to go to Sassoon.

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01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:58,200
Speaker 1: We have to oh the Calvin clown of life. But

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01:36:58,320 --> 01:37:03,120
Speaker 1: you have to understand the hugo bossing. Do you get

1424
01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:13,360
Speaker 1: those Yeah, you away wants? You got yourself, You expand

1425
01:37:13,400 --> 01:37:16,800
Speaker 1: in the right. You gotta SiGe out. Would mate be

1426
01:37:16,920 --> 01:37:19,640
Speaker 1: the step off that boat? The next thing you need

1427
01:37:19,680 --> 01:37:23,240
Speaker 1: to figure out in your life? Are you living? Oh

1428
01:37:23,360 --> 01:37:29,040
Speaker 1: somebody else's couch, That's what I'm saying. And color understanding

1429
01:37:29,520 --> 01:37:32,280
Speaker 1: what the hell we say? Are you living? Oh somebody

1430
01:37:32,320 --> 01:37:39,720
Speaker 1: else's couch? See see see seat see see see see.

1431
01:37:39,840 --> 01:37:45,800
Speaker 1: Life is a spandex. Sometimes it's tight, sometimes it needs

1432
01:37:45,880 --> 01:37:50,040
Speaker 1: to be stretched. And that's what I'm talking about. That

1433
01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:55,040
Speaker 1: was closing out of time. Let's see how we can

1434
01:37:55,120 --> 01:38:00,360
Speaker 1: take this thing on here now. I don't care if

1435
01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:04,240
Speaker 1: you wanna be an allocator in your life, yes, or

1436
01:38:04,479 --> 01:38:07,880
Speaker 1: some of y'all are skunks because you're sucking sometimes you're

1437
01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:13,400
Speaker 1: understand some a lot of skunks out. There's some polars

1438
01:38:13,439 --> 01:38:16,680
Speaker 1: out with a cold out too. You don't understand what.

1439
01:38:18,240 --> 01:38:21,400
Speaker 1: Some of y'all are slow and your ass is moving

1440
01:38:21,479 --> 01:38:24,240
Speaker 1: too slow in this morrow. Some of y'all are turtles

1441
01:38:24,280 --> 01:38:25,960
Speaker 1: and you might not help, but get what you want

1442
01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:29,800
Speaker 1: to go yourself. Y'all listen, you stick your tongue out

1443
01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:33,040
Speaker 1: and don't want to do nothing with nobody. That's just

1444
01:38:33,160 --> 01:38:37,799
Speaker 1: gonna say, we gotta go. That is a triple clothes.

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01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:52,040
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