WEBVTT - Call Me Regular 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:06.760 Forever. Okay, talking talking talking, talking to. 0:00:06.760 --> 0:00:11.600 Me, swuking' swalking talking talking to me, swaking at me, 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:12.800 talking to me. 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:15.600 It's swaking at me, looking at me? Is that our news? 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:19.119 New Piet swalking in swalking talking s walking at me. 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:30.320 That would be a great podcast talking talking. No, they 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:32.280 would not allow it. I think there would be like 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:35.360 music I would love, is it? 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:37.120 We should do it? Wish a Marie? 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:41.240 Yeah, what team she got behind her, her SONY don't care, 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:44.040 her husband, HER's her husband and she cares. 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:45.519 Okay, but we're. 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:50.000 Bringing awareness to Amory and her music that came out 0:00:50.040 --> 0:00:50.920 in the early two thousand. 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:53.960 Remember she fought for that song that j Lo was 0:00:54.000 --> 0:01:01.560 gonna gonna song this song? Oh is this one thing 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:04.960 they got me FIBs? Yep, that was gonna be j LO. Honestly, 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:06.680 don't you do that. 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:07.760 We're not doing that. 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:11.120 I mean A mari is not known for being an 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:16.400 A plus vocalist, so and j Loo can't sing, so 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:20.200 really the song would It probably sounded the same, is 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:20.840 what I'm saying. 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:23.720 Shut up. I'm glad that Emery fought for that song. 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:25.760 That song was number one, It was everywhere it was 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:28.039 in It was in soundtracks and whatnot. 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:31.480 People love to black people movies and black people radio stations. 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:32.959 J LOO would have been mainstream. 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:38.880 Hello the Unofficial Expert with Marie problematic Foston. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:43.680 And Sydney diluted Washington. Sock get sock and sock gets 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:44.320 sucking in me. 0:01:46.800 --> 0:01:50.800 Hey, I am at Sydney's house covered in cat hair. 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:54.160 Stop it, yes, stop it. Facts, don't do this. This is 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:58.360 my air podcase, is it? I'm put it in my side. Okay, great, 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:02.200 I have mine over here too. Don't say that. Some 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:06.160 people are listening, who don't they do, but they understand. 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:10.720 Stop Marie, you got two cats? It's how bad? Is it? 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:14.560 It's pretty bad. I see the white hairs. I mean 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:16.560 you're trying to say that these is your white hairs. 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:19.600 No, listen. 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:23.480 The only way for there to be no cat here 0:02:24.520 --> 0:02:27.200 is I just ordered a new vacuum. I'm going to 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:30.800 be vacuuming every day. Okay, every day. It's a new vacuum. 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:33.240 The one I have now is with thirty dollars, and 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:35.520 it actually vacuums like it's thirty dollars. 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:38.680 I can't be mad. Right, they was not giving dyce 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:39.440 in anything. 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:42.079 No, right, no, And then I'm gonna get the rolling 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:44.399 sticky thing, the lit brush. 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:47.320 Get that too, the lit roller. Yeah, I'm going to 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:49.000 do one of them. You're going to do the blankets 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:51.240 and the pillows are you'll do the plant like what 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.400 you call lint roll. I'm gonna do everything, the cats. 0:02:53.480 --> 0:02:55.280 Everything is going to be let roll. If you're not 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:59.440 gonna lit roll the cats, then did I take my meds? 0:02:59.560 --> 0:03:02.840 I think I did. That feels like something you should know. 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:04.400 I should knew. 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:08.560 I shouldn't know that, But you know, sometimes I put 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:10.440 it down and I don't have a glass of water 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:13.440 near it, and then because of my ad D, I'm 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:14.080 all over the place. 0:03:14.200 --> 0:03:16.120 Right, But let's is there water in the glass or no? 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:20.040 Yeah it is. That's your glass. That's as Hommiday on it. 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:25.320 Well, the thing about Carolina's wayward home for you know, 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:29.440 battered wives, everything her stuff is my. 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.680 Stuff, right because Hamaday is Carolina's husband, Yes, but his 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:33.640 mug is at your house? 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:40.960 Is here right now? There's a stranger in my house. Girl. 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:45.560 Imagine I was having an affair with holidays, straight affair 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:50.120 with holiday. We would have to type that up real quick. 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:56.600 That's a great short film. Horror, horror, why, that's not 0:03:56.680 --> 0:04:00.320 a horror for you, right, Okay, I think I was 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:06.680 calling you a whore. Oh I either way, horror horror, horror, horror, horror, horror, horror. 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:10.760 That's a good that's it. Okay, write that down. See Okay, 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:13.440 if you guys can't tell, Andrew is not here. 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:14.680 Today, we're not on the zoom. 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:17.160 We're not on the zoom today, so we have to 0:04:17.240 --> 0:04:22.240 keep track of our freaking titles today. 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:24.840 Marie, are you gonna do that? Yeah, I'm don't get 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:25.400 in the notes. 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:28.960 Okay, thank you. Okay, a stranger in my house, that's 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:29.520 a good one too. 0:04:30.440 --> 0:04:34.560 Well, I don't know. Talking to me, talking talking, talking 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:35.400 talking at me. 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:38.479 No, the first thing, the first thing we say can't 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:43.400 be of the episode. Why because people listen specifically for 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:47.000 us to figure out what it is. Fine, fine, but 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:50.240 write it down. Talking talking, talking, talking at me. 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:53.360 You gotta do talking four time, swalk and swalk and 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:55.360 swak and swak, swalking to me. 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:59.440 We're dragging this, okay. So Marie, we have not seen 0:04:59.480 --> 0:04:59.880 each other. 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:03.839 It feels like for two months, a month, a month. Honestly, 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:05.160 I was like, Sydney's not coming back. 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:08.760 That's a lie. I'm saying that's a lie. I said, 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.919 Sydney's not coming back. You're saying that's a lie that 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:14.680 I said that. Yeah, well, Sins, how many times did 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:20.679 you extend your trip? I will tell you this, after 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:23.880 twelve days of LA, you need to go back home. 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:27.760 I don't care if it's like, unless you're booked the 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:31.360 whole time, you cannot have idle time in LA. 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:32.839 It's just not smart. 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:37.440 It's detrimental to your well being if you go. 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:39.400 To dinner or meet up with people. 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:43.599 Eventually, no, up top, we're talking about scripts things that 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:45.800 they booked, and I'm just here like. 0:05:46.120 --> 0:05:51.159 Well, I love my girlfriend, yeah and I love being 0:05:51.200 --> 0:05:52.039 with her. Yeah. 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:55.520 And they're like, okay, So anyway, because I was in 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:58.680 that Sony that the meeting with Sony, you know what 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:00.520 I'm saying, you were trying to give us a bad deal. 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:04.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my manager says, you guys got 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:05.760 to come better than that. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.600 Yes, you guys, guys, you guys. 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:13.240 Guy says So my manager said, yeah, my agent was 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:15.320 actually at that meeting with Lucy Lou. 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:15.920 Yeah. 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:18.719 So then Drew Barry and it's like, yeah, I don't 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:19.599 want to talk about this. 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.719 Tell him, tell him that's a good title. My agent 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:25.039 was at lunch with Lucy Lou. That's too long. 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:31.080 I'm not writing that down. It's too long on the thing. 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:35.000 Okay, fine, all right, you're right. So I was like, 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:37.119 after what I was like, I had a panic attack. 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:38.960 I was like, I have to get fucking home. I 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:39.560 have to get home. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:41.080 You said, twelve days after being in I let you 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:43.320 had a panic attack. Yes, but then you were there 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:44.760 for another thirty nine days. 0:06:44.920 --> 0:06:45.360 Yeah? 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:48.400 Yeah, were you waiting for the Jet Blue ticket prices 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:48.920 to come down? 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:53.560 Bitch? Something is wrong with me, yes, something is fucking 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:56.599 wrong with this. I don't know anybody who's listening. Can 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:59.680 you please let me know what fucking disease I have. 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:04.600 I will wait till a fucking ticket is a thousand dollars, 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:07.120 then I'll book it right, And no matter what, no 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:08.839 matter what I said, you should book it now it's 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:10.240 two hundred and fifty dollars. 0:07:10.280 --> 0:07:11.360 And she'll be like, I'm a boocket. 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:14.880 Marie is the price checker. Okay, she she updates me 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:16.120 like no other. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:19.160 I'm like, babe, is that three hundred today? Yeah? And 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:21.040 then and then. 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:23.440 She'll be off her job for a week and it's 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:24.360 a thousand dollars. 0:07:24.360 --> 0:07:25.920 No, no, no, no, no, I'm not off my job. I 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:29.440 bought my ticket already. I'm no longer checking the prices, right, Okay, 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:33.080 so when I buy mine the price checker, I'm clocked out, babe, 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:35.600 I'm no longer on. 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:39.240 The Okay, she's clocked out, babe. That's the title. Thank 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.560 you what she's clocked. 0:07:41.240 --> 0:07:46.280 Out, babe? Clock out for me cd M. I'm just 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:47.120 gonna put clocked down. 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:49.040 I don't like she's clocked out, bab, but okay, I 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:49.880 guess I'll put it down. 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:55.400 So anyway, I was in La, Marie, did you miss me? Honestly, Sydney. 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:58.520 No, She the bitch moved on and I was like, 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:00.200 what the fuck? 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:04.400 I was like, is she gonna remove my title? What's 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:05.560 the title? Baby best friend? 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:10.520 Well, well moved to La. I was like, this is 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:12.600 what it's gonna be when Sydney moves to La for real. 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:15.400 And I was like, I kicked a can down the 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:16.840 street by myself. 0:08:21.440 --> 0:08:27.920 And I was like, oh, bye, my say every day 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:30.520 every day Jesus. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:34.880 And I was like, wow, Marie, can I tell you 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:37.240 guys what she said to me recently? 0:08:37.840 --> 0:08:38.680 Please tell them? 0:08:38.920 --> 0:08:42.600 I fucking FaceTime her life every day, like every call 0:08:42.880 --> 0:08:43.480 like normal? 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:47.240 How many times like normal? No, Sidney not like normal, Marie. 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:53.120 We've been facetiming for fucking years. Now sudden Sydney hits me. No, no, no, no, 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:54.400 let me know, let me finish. 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:57.439 Sidney's not like normal. Yes, we've been facetiming for years. 0:08:57.520 --> 0:09:00.280 But you used to also call me regular. You don't 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:00.880 call me regular? 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:05.199 No, call me regular. That's that's a great. Call me regular. 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:08.360 You call me regularly. That is a title, bitch, right 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:11.160 and down right now, stay in the moment. I am. 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:16.240 I am sharing my truth. They talk talk say it. 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:18.800 You used to call me regular, And now Sidney would 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:20.960 be like across the street from my house and she'll 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:24.280 face time me, or she'll be I don't know, on 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:27.000 the toilet but naked and chill face time me or 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:29.679 whatever she's doing. And then it's like, sis, you, every 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:32.880 call doesn't have to be a FaceTime call. And she was, 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:35.280 and she was fake upset about it, or actually really 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:38.640 upset about it. But it was like, I'm weaning everybody 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:41.960 off of FaceTime. We about to we're outside again. You 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:45.240 can schedule, you can schedule some time, babe to see 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:45.920 me in real life. 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:47.560 I said, I said this on a podcast. 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:50.560 I said, if you are looking at your phone and 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:53.520 seeing that people were not returning your text messages, they 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:56.680 are declining your FaceTime. They not hitting you back in 0:09:56.720 --> 0:10:00.160 the DMS is because they are vaccinated and they are 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:02.000 out and they don't give a damn. 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:03.199 They're like they have. 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:07.040 Used you for the time being of the of the panmorama, 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.040 and it's They're like, it's over, We're out. 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:12.760 There's there is literally no reason to keep in contact. No, 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:16.400 there's no reason why every call needs to be a FaceTime. 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:20.720 Look, I just want to be in my house with 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:23.440 my conditioner in my hair and my shower cap on 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:27.080 and my my titties lathered up with soap and know 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:28.680 that I don't have to pick up the phone and 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:30.679 angle it weird on FaceTime. 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.600 You can just call me regular, call me by your 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.840 face time, call me and I pick up. 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:38.200 Call me by your face time. 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:40.200 If you call me regular, it's more likely you have 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:42.160 a ninety eight percent chance that I'm gonna pick up 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:44.240 the phone. But if it's a FaceTime, I'm gonna look 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:45.760 at it for a really long time before I pick 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.080 it up or before I ignore it. 0:10:48.160 --> 0:10:51.240 I've always said this that the reason why I FaceTime 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:54.520 people is because you're less likely the lie. I can 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:57.200 look into your eyes and see your soul and know 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:58.439 that you're not doing well. 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:03.800 Na, Sis, it's chap. Yes, I call people. I'm fine. No, No, 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:07.760 I'm fine. No you're not. Okay, you don't. That's not 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:09.160 what you'll be facetiming me. For. 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:12.160 First of all, you have a rolodex of niggas that 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.240 you FaceTime on a daily basis. 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.200 I need you to stop saying that on on social 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:20.319 platform roller deckxs I. 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:23.400 And when I say negroes, I mean white women, white men, 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:26.280 black women, black men, everybody, black cat. 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:28.959 She Sidney be having. 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:32.960 Meetings with people's new babies, she'd be facetiming people's cats 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:33.559 those things. 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:35.480 Yes, you want to see the baby, great, you want 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:39.160 to see the cats. Love that for you. But so 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:40.959 you're saying I have to face time with a purpose. 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:43.920 No, I'm saying every call doesn't have to be a FaceTime. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:47.920 And also, Sidney, let's be honest. Sometimes you FaceTime me 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:50.760 and your skin, your face be done, your eyebrows be 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:54.240 drawn on, and I'm looking like just an ashy missed 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:56.560 the potato head, and I'd be like, I don't. I'm 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:58.000 not gonna be looking at my face. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:02.000 Over the head of Sydney's sexy face. 0:12:02.160 --> 0:12:04.720 I'm like, I don't. I don't have it in me. 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:06.720 Neither does my self esteem. 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:11.559 As mister potato head is a great a great title, 0:12:12.040 --> 0:12:13.479 and I need you to write. 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:17.320 I need you to write it down. Poor for hor 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:18.800 you gotta get out. 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:22.320 Okay, the next time you say something, I'm just gonna 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.800 repeat it and shout that's the title. Okay, I'm gonna 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:28.000 start screaming merch when you start sharing your pain with me, 0:12:28.160 --> 0:12:28.880 that's the title. 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:36.440 Is a perfect title. Just so you know Marie. 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:41.120 First of all, Marie has perfect teeth, so she actually 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.840 makes me feel self conscious whenever I get on FaceTime 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:48.800 because I'm always her teeth are white, well not only white, 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:51.640 but they're straight, and she has no spaces. But I still, 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:55.720 I still take it. I put my ego aside and 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:58.439 I face to check on you. 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:00.600 You put your side. I do, Thank you, sis. 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:06.320 And speaking of egos, my girl is doing so well 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:10.200 on Instagrams and just social media. People are talking you 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:13.160 were in the streets everywhere. 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:16.640 Everyone's talking about everybody. Everybody everybody's like, so funny, Marie, 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:18.520 so funny. Oh you're talking about that Comedy Central clip 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:22.400 that they posted. Just everything, what where you have to stop. 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:24.560 You have to stop. I do have to stop. You 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:26.679 have to stop talking like this girl. 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:30.320 It's just when I do come, it's just when I 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:34.959 do stuff with them, allegedly, I don't be happy with it. Allegedly, 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:41.000 you have to say allegedly, I'd said allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, Marie, 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:45.400 I think you think about that about everything though, and 0:13:45.520 --> 0:13:48.120 like you're phenomenal everything you do. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:51.960 I'm like, that's my friend, and I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:55.400 to be you know this. This is just Sydney on 0:13:55.440 --> 0:14:03.160 the side. 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:06.440 Sitting me on the side, sitting on that bull of shit. 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:11.959 Wow do we miss being in the studio? I think 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:12.720 I do. 0:14:12.960 --> 0:14:15.960 I mean I recorded a couple of different people's episode 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:18.520 like podcasts in the studio and it just feels good. 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:20.960 And we gotta get some cameras. You were in the studio. 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:24.040 Where were you when I did? Uh? See? 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.320 The thing is, oh yeah, yeah, they're in the studio 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:28.640 and they feed you, they give you food before you record. 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:31.080 I was like, oh, it was wine in the studio. 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:34.120 I said, oh, wow, imna have to leave forever. 0:14:35.400 --> 0:14:41.360 Allegedly you're so I got to get another other job. 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:45.760 No, but yeah, they Yeah, you sit on the couch 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:49.200 and there's like a bunch of camera people in the room, 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:51.640 just like recording a wide shot and then individual shots. 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:54.160 No. I saw it. I was like, I was. I 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:57.120 saw the clips. I listened. I was like, this was 0:14:57.520 --> 0:14:59.480 this is great. I think we need to I think 0:14:59.480 --> 0:14:59.880 we need to go. 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:04.160 A lot of conversation about anything and everything in topics. 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.400 I mean, they let you know what the topic is. 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:09.400 They then have like a chalkboard of like titles. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:13.000 They send you the topics the morning and I was like, oh, 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:14.720 this is it's professional. 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:16.120 We don't have no topics for today. 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:20.320 We don't because this is us having a real power 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:25.720 since I left. And you know, you can't. You can't 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:29.840 put us in a box right now. It's just unboxed, unboxed, 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:30.760 unboxed box. 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:32.720 You know. 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:35.680 I feel like I want to scale back. I'm going 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:37.360 to say that on are you going to scale back? 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:40.520 I have to let this be known. I'm scaling back. 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:41.720 You scaling what back? 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:44.840 I'm scaling back as like as open as I have 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:45.600 to scale back. 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:48.280 Wow, Yeah, I think it's I think it's time. 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:51.800 I feel like it's okay to just say anything and 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:54.040 everything to show my cooch, like I have to stop. 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.800 Oh my goodness, Yes, Sidney, we had to talk to 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:57.520 HR about that. 0:15:57.880 --> 0:16:01.720 Yeah, yeah, I understand, And so I just have to 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:05.360 I have to reel it in and I have to 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:06.920 start with the pod. 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:09.640 So now the listeners want to know. 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.120 You say scaling back, but they feel like you've already 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:14.400 kind of skilled back. 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:16.800 So what does that mean you're going to be on 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:18.000 here talking about. 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:21.000 I know the fans want to know. The fans do 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:24.400 want to know. I mean they complain, they complain. They're like, Sidney, 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:29.160 what exactly are you bringing? And I'm like, that's not true. 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:32.360 I have love to say something it's not true, it's 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:33.520 not it's not true. 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:36.800 I feel like I definitely have a different perspective and 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:40.080 anything that you are talking about, I'm gonna say that's wrong. 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:43.200 So if all you wanna do is say it's wrong, 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:46.320 but you're not dragging nobody. I am dragging not telling 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:50.040 us your business, I am telling my Are you you 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:54.200 just said you're gonna skial back. I think what it 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:55.800 is is that. 0:16:57.400 --> 0:16:59.880 Anybody and everybody can listen to this and whether you 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:02.840 whether you know it or not, there are some secret listeners. 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:07.000 There's some people that are listening but that you would 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:10.639 never know. It's like, yes, lurking listeners. A lot of 0:17:10.640 --> 0:17:13.480 people in the comedy community, you know, they're just trying 0:17:13.520 --> 0:17:14.040 to figure. 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:15.280 Out in industries listening. 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:17.359 They listening to this podcast right now so they can 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:18.520 write their little screenplay. 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:20.040 Yeah, you know. 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:25.080 I wouldn't put it past someone to have gone back 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:30.040 on old episodes of ours, take certain experiences that we've 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:33.280 had and turn it into something because we are one 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:34.359 of a kind. 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:36.919 We're one of a kind like Mary Kay and Ashley 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:39.520 and we're the Magic school Bus. So magic school Bus? 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:42.800 Is that one of the kind? What are we? I 0:17:42.840 --> 0:17:45.120 don't know. I just felt like that went with what 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:48.639 we were talking about. Sorry, strike that from the record 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:52.040 overalled edit. This is a great time to put it 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:52.720 in an ad. 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:57.800 Ad to put the commercial break in there. Wait, so 0:17:57.880 --> 0:17:59.520 did we ever figure out if you took your meds 0:17:59.560 --> 0:17:59.760 or not? 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:02.240 I don't know. I don't know. So what happens if 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:06.040 you take it twice? I don't think that's good, friend. 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:10.360 I'm gonna it's better to just like, yeah, wait till 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.640 the next day, because you don't need to pile it up. 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:14.479 You definitely don't need to pile it up. 0:18:14.640 --> 0:18:18.480 That's that's they specifically say, Hey, if you don't know 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.199 if you took your mad, definitely don't double up. 0:18:21.320 --> 0:18:22.440 Just wait till the next day. 0:18:22.960 --> 0:18:27.960 Wow, friend, Yeah, I mean you sound real at ease 0:18:28.000 --> 0:18:30.199 about this, like you're not even worried about it. 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:34.600 Well, I'm definitely on edge. My anxiety is to the roof. 0:18:34.880 --> 0:18:37.360 It's to the roof. I got home from a gorge. 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:39.760 And I was like, I have to come back to 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:40.920 New York and be miserable. 0:18:41.840 --> 0:18:45.040 Why you don't have to be miserable in New York anymore, Sydney. 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:48.880 The sun is coming out, people are doing things outdoors. 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:51.720 Are you going to be stepping out? Are you staying 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:56.440 e I d House. We both did shows last week. Yeah, 0:18:56.520 --> 0:18:57.280 in real life. 0:18:57.600 --> 0:18:57.959 Yeah. 0:18:58.920 --> 0:19:02.479 And you know, comedy is exciting again because people are 0:19:02.480 --> 0:19:03.840 excited to be outside. 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:04.840 So what are you gonna do? 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:07.399 The net is coming back, guys, We're gonna we're gonna 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:10.359 put up the tickets. You if you don't buy a ticket, 0:19:10.560 --> 0:19:13.280 please don't text me and be like, hey, I'm I 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:14.320 don't want to hear none of that. 0:19:14.400 --> 0:19:16.960 We don't have it. We don't have We don't have 0:19:16.960 --> 0:19:19.560 a room to pick nobody. It's above me. It's above me. 0:19:19.600 --> 0:19:23.119 There's the best Western across the street. It's above me. 0:19:23.320 --> 0:19:26.639 I just know it's very limited seating, and you know 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:30.359 the tickets are gonna go quick boom gone by the 0:19:30.440 --> 0:19:32.400 time this episode comes out with ticket's. 0:19:32.119 --> 0:19:34.479 Gonna be gone from We're gonna sold out. 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:37.240 It's gonna be like it's gonna be like twelve tickets available, 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:38.840 so you can't get one of the twelve. 0:19:39.000 --> 0:19:41.080 I would I suggest you while you're listening, you go 0:19:41.280 --> 0:19:43.720 on the website right now and see if the tickets available. 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:45.600 Don't care what Sydney waiting on a flight to go 0:19:45.640 --> 0:19:50.119 to it down. It's gonna be gone. It's great. 0:19:50.480 --> 0:19:54.720 Can you believe how much we have another trip coming up? 0:19:54.840 --> 0:19:57.000 Don't say it like that, say casual. 0:19:57.160 --> 0:19:59.159 We don't want Scootny to be upset with us, so 0:19:59.200 --> 0:20:02.080 we have another trip coming up. When you say another 0:20:02.200 --> 0:20:04.120 trip coming up, it sounds like we're taking a lot 0:20:04.119 --> 0:20:07.679 of trips, But honestly, you're taking more trips than me. 0:20:08.000 --> 0:20:10.440 Well, it's actually a friend of ours that's taking more 0:20:10.440 --> 0:20:14.119 trips than both of us combined. But yeah, we're gonna 0:20:14.600 --> 0:20:17.480 gotta we gotta get out again, right, So we're taking 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:22.719 a trip, you know, just a little getaway and local local. 0:20:22.880 --> 0:20:28.360 Yeah, I paid so much money for those tickets. I'm embarrassed. 0:20:29.160 --> 0:20:31.120 I'm embarrassed too because we're on the same exact flight 0:20:31.119 --> 0:20:34.560 and my tickets didn't cost that much. But realistically, Sidney, 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:36.320 you really thought I was gonna just keep giving you 0:20:36.359 --> 0:20:38.280 the price now every single. 0:20:38.200 --> 0:20:40.879 No, no, no, right, that was I don't know. I 0:20:40.880 --> 0:20:46.560 think my mento, my mental illness is my mento, Well 0:20:46.600 --> 0:20:47.320 what's my mento? 0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:51.960 My mental and my mental illness is that I can't 0:20:52.000 --> 0:20:55.639 respond to emails and ever. I also can't do like 0:20:55.760 --> 0:20:58.240 basic things like I'll put off something that's gonna take 0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:02.080 me ten minutes to do for six weeks. 0:21:01.960 --> 0:21:03.800 Same and then when I finally do it, I'd be like, 0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:05.920 I think, I. 0:21:05.840 --> 0:21:10.719 Think we're twin souls, Marie, twin Peaks. I never saw 0:21:10.840 --> 0:21:14.120 twin Peaks, me neither, but it just it felt right. 0:21:14.720 --> 0:21:19.160 Twin Peaks. Uh, yeah, I mean we I think we've 0:21:19.160 --> 0:21:22.480 been talking about this for over a year, about us not. 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:27.959 Being able to do basic things. It's hard. It's really hard. 0:21:29.080 --> 0:21:32.520 Like it's just like, I don't know, are you about 0:21:32.520 --> 0:21:36.120 to cry? No? But if I did, what would you do? 0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:42.879 I was like, wait, okay, are we doing if I 0:21:43.000 --> 0:21:45.520 was about to cry that? Thank you for sham wearing 0:21:45.520 --> 0:21:46.040 my tears. 0:21:46.080 --> 0:21:47.800 You don't have to cut the cut. 0:21:48.040 --> 0:21:53.880 Cut the camera, dead assas, cut the camera, todd ass. 0:21:55.200 --> 0:21:56.720 Yeah, we've been talking about this for over a year, 0:21:56.760 --> 0:21:58.200 but we're on the other side of it now. 0:21:58.240 --> 0:22:02.440 I think, yeah, I mean we're coming out of this better. 0:22:02.840 --> 0:22:05.480 I will say I know. 0:22:05.560 --> 0:22:07.879 I said that out loud because this is this is 0:22:07.880 --> 0:22:09.119 what we have to say. Marie. 0:22:09.600 --> 0:22:13.119 Anything that we're thinking, we have to say the opposite. 0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:16.399 And then you keep saying that you gotta fake it till. 0:22:16.240 --> 0:22:19.359 You make it. Oh, you have to Okay, you have 0:22:19.440 --> 0:22:21.159 to do it, Marie. Anything you're thinking, you have to 0:22:21.200 --> 0:22:25.600 say the opposite. You have to. Mmm. You're like, opsh man, 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:29.760 I can't do anything. I am doing it all mm boom, 0:22:29.800 --> 0:22:33.280 So you be doing that. I yes, I do be 0:22:33.359 --> 0:22:39.520 doing it. I wish you guys see this. Yes, I 0:22:39.600 --> 0:22:40.119 swear to you. 0:22:40.240 --> 0:22:43.080 I was I was talking to somebody who was I saying, 0:22:43.200 --> 0:22:44.399 who is I fucking talking to? 0:22:44.840 --> 0:22:45.040 Oh? 0:22:45.240 --> 0:22:47.639 I was saying that, uh, Oh, I think I was 0:22:47.640 --> 0:22:49.760 talking to Larry. I was like, it's just so much 0:22:49.760 --> 0:22:53.159 better to do something with someone else because even if 0:22:53.200 --> 0:22:55.160 you both are feeling like, oh fuck, I don't want 0:22:55.160 --> 0:22:58.760 to do this, it's lifted off your shoulders. Now, it 0:22:58.800 --> 0:23:01.199 doesn't feel like work. It's it's just fun, you know 0:23:01.200 --> 0:23:03.400 what I mean. And that's how I feel when I'm 0:23:03.440 --> 0:23:05.920 with you. I'm like, why don't why don't Why aren't 0:23:05.960 --> 0:23:07.760 we just on stage together all the time? 0:23:08.080 --> 0:23:09.240 Then it doesn't feel like work. 0:23:09.320 --> 0:23:11.879 You're trying to go on the road as a duoy. 0:23:12.440 --> 0:23:14.359 You're trying to go on the road as a duel. 0:23:14.760 --> 0:23:17.080 Like when we when it's time to file our taxes, 0:23:17.119 --> 0:23:18.480 we do it as a duo. Yo. 0:23:18.800 --> 0:23:20.560 My accountant told me I need to call him today 0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:23.719 and I was like, yeah, yeah, Well because he send 0:23:23.760 --> 0:23:26.160 me an email that had mad questions in it seven 0:23:26.240 --> 0:23:28.960 days ago, and you know, shout out to Google for 0:23:29.080 --> 0:23:31.800 letting you, like hitting you with the little nudge you 0:23:31.880 --> 0:23:33.439 received this seven days ago? 0:23:33.920 --> 0:23:35.800 Do you want to respond Gmail? Right? 0:23:36.200 --> 0:23:38.359 So I responded to him this morning and he was like, 0:23:39.160 --> 0:23:42.600 can you call me today? So He's like, you have 0:23:42.760 --> 0:23:44.639 W two's and ten ninety nine from last year and 0:23:44.680 --> 0:23:49.600 also killing me. So I was like, I don't know, struggling, Marie, 0:23:50.080 --> 0:23:52.200 I'm supposed to still have that stuff. 0:23:52.080 --> 0:23:55.760 I want, I need, I need them to up my meds. 0:23:55.840 --> 0:24:01.040 There's no I am, Marie. I think I think I did. 0:24:01.240 --> 0:24:05.240 Allegedly I did. Yeah, whatever I said was exactly. 0:24:05.600 --> 0:24:06.159 I know. 0:24:06.760 --> 0:24:13.560 We know I need more miligrams. Why I don't know, 0:24:13.720 --> 0:24:15.399 I do well, I do know. I feel like my 0:24:15.480 --> 0:24:18.760 anxiety is back like before. I wouldn't feel anything like. 0:24:19.359 --> 0:24:21.600 Every time I think that I would be about to 0:24:21.600 --> 0:24:23.640 be anxious about something, it's like I'm calm, I'm. 0:24:23.600 --> 0:24:27.240 Chill, no worries, But now it's in my throat. Sydney. 0:24:27.280 --> 0:24:29.040 I think everybody's anxiety is going up. 0:24:29.640 --> 0:24:29.680 Me. 0:24:29.760 --> 0:24:31.879 Let me tell you how mine manifest Talk to me. 0:24:32.119 --> 0:24:33.560 Talk to me. It takes me. 0:24:34.080 --> 0:24:36.800 If I have to be somewhere, Let's pull out a 0:24:36.840 --> 0:24:40.480 time at twelve o'clock, twelve thirty, it takes me so 0:24:40.560 --> 0:24:43.359 long to get ready to leave my house that by 0:24:43.440 --> 0:24:46.600 the time I start getting ready, I'm already probably late 0:24:46.720 --> 0:24:50.359 preach right, So then after I'm ready, I'm dressed, I 0:24:50.400 --> 0:24:52.960 got whatever on my hat, my wig, my do rag. 0:24:54.200 --> 0:24:56.200 And then it takes me further to actually leave because 0:24:56.240 --> 0:24:57.720 I'm like, I should pee? 0:24:57.840 --> 0:25:01.200 Should I change? Are these the shoes? Alexa? What's the weather? Alexa? 0:25:01.280 --> 0:25:03.720 What's the weather? Like I'm looking out the window. 0:25:04.160 --> 0:25:07.520 But also I have this like crippling anxiety that I'm 0:25:07.520 --> 0:25:10.080 gonna have on too much clothes or not enough clothes 0:25:10.119 --> 0:25:12.879 when I go outside, Like I'm like, am I gonna 0:25:13.080 --> 0:25:13.880 be hot in this? 0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:17.159 You know? In my anxiety? The jacket is the jacket 0:25:17.200 --> 0:25:19.199 for me? Right? What kind of jacket for me? 0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:21.639 It's I'm like, I'm gonna be I look crazy with 0:25:21.680 --> 0:25:23.960 this bubble jacket all but it might be twenty three 0:25:24.000 --> 0:25:27.600 degrees all of a sudden, right right, It's fucked. 0:25:27.240 --> 0:25:29.880 Because we're in that that crappy area where it's like 0:25:30.080 --> 0:25:31.760 it could be warm during the day, but then at 0:25:31.800 --> 0:25:33.080 night it's cold. 0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:34.920 No, it's always bad. 0:25:35.200 --> 0:25:38.520 And then I was forty minutes to a show the 0:25:38.560 --> 0:25:41.679 other night, forty minutes because I just fucking couldn't. I 0:25:41.720 --> 0:25:43.800 was like, I hate these pants. The pants don't fit. 0:25:44.160 --> 0:25:45.679 Oh I like the pants. I like the top of 0:25:45.720 --> 0:25:48.080 the pants with the bottom of the bands look crazy. 0:25:48.600 --> 0:25:50.960 Oh my god, it fits under over my ass, but 0:25:51.080 --> 0:25:53.720 my stomach, my gut is coming over the bands right. 0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:57.560 It was like, what size was I before this pandemic? 0:25:58.480 --> 0:25:59.040 The fuck? 0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:02.280 Sometimes you would order pants that were too small. Stop 0:26:02.320 --> 0:26:05.720 it you, I will, I will you on the record. 0:26:05.760 --> 0:26:08.160 You're saying this on the record. You never ordered pants 0:26:08.160 --> 0:26:09.200 that were too small for you. 0:26:10.880 --> 0:26:12.440 Because the lies that you do. 0:26:12.600 --> 0:26:15.240 You never ordered pants that were too small for you. 0:26:15.840 --> 0:26:17.600 I have pairs of your pants at my house that 0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:18.320 you ordered that were. 0:26:18.200 --> 0:26:18.720 Too small for you. 0:26:18.840 --> 0:26:23.720 Okay, that was during the pandemic, though, we need to 0:26:23.760 --> 0:26:27.960 stop saying when the pandemic. It's still going on, guys, 0:26:28.160 --> 0:26:32.320 COVID is still out here, And did you know I 0:26:32.359 --> 0:26:33.720 don't know if I should say this, this. 0:26:33.680 --> 0:26:37.840 Is you should probably say it. Did you know. 0:26:39.320 --> 0:26:42.040 That you could get vaccinated and still get COVID but 0:26:42.080 --> 0:26:44.760 you won't die. You can still you could still get it, 0:26:45.080 --> 0:26:47.280 but you won't die. You can still pass it. 0:26:47.600 --> 0:26:49.719 I thought the vaccine was like it made you, like 0:26:50.200 --> 0:26:52.280 you know when you spray your tims with. 0:26:52.200 --> 0:26:55.320 Like waterproof stuff and water like beads off. I thought 0:26:55.359 --> 0:26:57.040 the vaccine was like that spray. 0:26:57.640 --> 0:26:59.960 No, you can get it, but it's it doesn't kill you. 0:27:00.320 --> 0:27:03.080 It's like you're because you're you're still like immune to 0:27:03.160 --> 0:27:04.800 it a little bit, but you can still pass it 0:27:04.840 --> 0:27:07.840 on to other people who don't, who are not protected. 0:27:08.080 --> 0:27:10.360 That's why everybody needs to get vaccine. So you can 0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:11.320 still get COVID. 0:27:11.400 --> 0:27:14.280 Yes, do you get the vaccine, Yes, but but you 0:27:14.320 --> 0:27:17.600 won't die because your body already has it in the 0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:20.080 system or whatever. That's what That's what I heard. That's 0:27:20.080 --> 0:27:23.400 what I read. Don't read that front all the way. 0:27:23.480 --> 0:27:25.200 Listen to me, but listen to me. Is this a 0:27:25.240 --> 0:27:29.200 Sydney fact in the New York Times hashtag Sydney fact. 0:27:29.240 --> 0:27:32.119 I need somebody to check a Sydney fact for me 0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:35.120 or favor. 0:27:35.320 --> 0:27:40.200 Yeah. So yeah, that yo, Marie. We have the same thing. 0:27:40.280 --> 0:27:42.240 But probably everybody is doing the same thing. 0:27:42.359 --> 0:27:43.159 That's what I'm saying. 0:27:43.320 --> 0:27:47.679 Everyone's anxiety levels are higher because what we are excited 0:27:47.720 --> 0:27:50.119 to go back outside. More people are vaccinated. Stuff is 0:27:50.160 --> 0:27:54.040 opening up, stuff is saying open later. The subway I 0:27:54.080 --> 0:27:56.600 think runs till two am now instead of eleven pm. 0:27:56.720 --> 0:27:59.280 Whatever. But like I don't know, I don't want to. 0:27:59.240 --> 0:28:01.520 Carry you jacket around all day if I don't need it, 0:28:02.040 --> 0:28:03.960 But I also don't want to not have something on 0:28:04.080 --> 0:28:07.880 and my nipples are hard and I can't properly full 0:28:07.960 --> 0:28:08.880 my you know what I mean. 0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:12.160 So that, but then the jackets are holding us back, right, 0:28:12.240 --> 0:28:12.679 But then. 0:28:12.560 --> 0:28:16.879 When we do get outside, people feel good to be 0:28:16.960 --> 0:28:19.600 around people, but it also feels weird to be around people. 0:28:20.760 --> 0:28:24.000 Well right now, it's it's just it's one of those 0:28:24.880 --> 0:28:29.800 wacky gray areas that I mean, some people are gonna 0:28:29.800 --> 0:28:32.280 wait it out. They're like, I'm not getting out there 0:28:32.359 --> 0:28:35.960 until first of all, it's hot, okay, you know what 0:28:36.000 --> 0:28:38.000 I mean, where we don't even have to think about 0:28:38.040 --> 0:28:41.040 a jacket or clothes, right, you know you can you 0:28:41.280 --> 0:28:43.800 crap topies. 0:28:42.880 --> 0:28:46.840 Ropp and your croptop panties. Crap top Okay, that's a title. 0:28:47.160 --> 0:28:49.160 Cropped up hand you write that down. 0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:52.520 I write it crept up you grab it down, Marie 0:28:52.640 --> 0:28:54.200 Sham can you give me my note book. 0:28:54.240 --> 0:28:56.320 It's just it's actually funny when we just have a 0:28:56.320 --> 0:28:59.120 list of stuff so that people can see it. Actually, 0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:02.200 so even if you don't want it to be a title, 0:29:02.240 --> 0:29:04.120 it's something that it just feels like, you know, kind 0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:09.280 of a waste. City's on the bean bag. That's what 0:29:09.320 --> 0:29:13.080 that noise is in the background. Sorry, guys, yeah, so 0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:15.400 I feel like some people are not really gonna go 0:29:15.520 --> 0:29:18.959 out until maybe June, which is fine. 0:29:19.120 --> 0:29:21.400 Yeah, what did you say that title was? I didn't 0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:22.440 crop top panties. 0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:29.560 Yeah, I think that people are gonna wait. But then 0:29:29.600 --> 0:29:32.640 there's people who they've been ready to go back outside since. 0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:37.560 I don't even know when. But I also am waiting 0:29:37.560 --> 0:29:38.320 for it to get warm. 0:29:38.360 --> 0:29:42.280 But for me, the way that I am starting to feel, 0:29:42.400 --> 0:29:46.240 I just I can't not go outside at all for 0:29:46.320 --> 0:29:48.320 days and days at a time anymore. I have to 0:29:48.320 --> 0:29:51.080 go outside to get some air or take a lab 0:29:51.200 --> 0:29:53.480 or go to the grocery store. And I have to 0:29:53.520 --> 0:29:55.800 make sure that I see a friend on like a 0:29:55.800 --> 0:30:00.440 friend a day or a friend every couple of days. 0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:05.000 I just I can't the days are like better for 0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:06.720 me at the end of the day if I get 0:30:06.760 --> 0:30:09.800 home and I'm like, h that'saw my friend today? Yeah, 0:30:10.800 --> 0:30:13.360 like I with Carolina are my Tuesday friends? 0:30:13.800 --> 0:30:14.880 Is that so for today? 0:30:15.160 --> 0:30:15.400 Oh? 0:30:15.480 --> 0:30:17.200 Okay, okay, all right. 0:30:17.320 --> 0:30:19.960 I was like, well, because I see you today and 0:30:20.280 --> 0:30:22.400 you don't want to go upstairs and I'm not. 0:30:22.440 --> 0:30:23.680 Going ahead do wor? I was like, is that on 0:30:23.680 --> 0:30:28.240 a schedule? It's on my schedule, It's on my it's 0:30:28.280 --> 0:30:29.920 on my schedule, Marie. 0:30:29.960 --> 0:30:32.960 I want to hide underneath my bed. I'm not even lying. 0:30:33.880 --> 0:30:37.000 I'm so glad you're here, but I legit was two 0:30:37.040 --> 0:30:38.360 seconds away from canceling. 0:30:38.960 --> 0:30:43.800 Why why yeah, why the fuck we just talked about? 0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:48.800 I was like, I have like anxiety about me coming 0:30:48.840 --> 0:30:51.719 over here, know about doing stuff about I'm like, I 0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:53.920 literally want to hide underneath the bed and turn my 0:30:53.920 --> 0:30:54.320 phone off. 0:30:54.360 --> 0:30:56.320 Well, since we have two patreons, two bonus, that's sooosed 0:30:56.320 --> 0:30:58.160 to record after this, sony, for you to get. 0:30:59.200 --> 0:31:02.040 To get centered. Yeah, I will. What I What have 0:31:02.120 --> 0:31:06.520 I been doing? What have you done for me lately? Talking? Talking, talking, 0:31:06.720 --> 0:31:10.520 talking to me? I have been talking. I've been talking 0:31:10.520 --> 0:31:13.000 to you the whole time. Okay. 0:31:13.080 --> 0:31:20.400 So another thing that has been like hitting me in 0:31:20.440 --> 0:31:20.840 the head. 0:31:21.080 --> 0:31:27.320 Okay is health. Health is I need to go get 0:31:27.360 --> 0:31:30.440 a check up. Okay? Do you have insurance? I do 0:31:30.480 --> 0:31:33.080 have insurance. How do you think insurance? I have insurance? 0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:35.760 How do you think I'm getting my medication? Friend, it's 0:31:35.760 --> 0:31:40.800 one hundred dollars a bottle. I'm not paying that one 0:31:40.840 --> 0:31:45.640 hundred dollars a bottle. Title, But that's a you thing, 0:31:46.000 --> 0:31:49.680 you know, that's not really a thing. I know, it's okay. 0:31:50.440 --> 0:31:53.160 I can take that. I'm glad that you can be. 0:31:53.480 --> 0:31:55.880 I can take that if I remember, I can take it. 0:31:55.920 --> 0:32:03.160 If I remember. I haven't had a check up in years, years, years. 0:32:03.200 --> 0:32:04.840 I haven't had a check up in a while. 0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:07.680 Do you remember a couple of years ago I woke 0:32:07.760 --> 0:32:10.200 up with like a crazy pain in my back. 0:32:10.800 --> 0:32:12.440 And what did I think? I thought I was dying. 0:32:13.000 --> 0:32:16.600 I was like, like I could breathe, hoop, dying. 0:32:16.640 --> 0:32:19.000 And I went to City MD because I did not 0:32:19.040 --> 0:32:22.920 have insurance, and they were like, it's gas. What And 0:32:22.960 --> 0:32:26.160 I was like what And they were like, it's gas. 0:32:27.080 --> 0:32:30.120 I guess the gas can travel up inside your body. 0:32:31.000 --> 0:32:32.040 I thought I was dying to know that. 0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:36.840 Yeah, well I do know that, Like heartburn is pretty 0:32:37.320 --> 0:32:40.600 sucky and you just got to take better care of yourself. 0:32:40.640 --> 0:32:41.040 I did. 0:32:41.560 --> 0:32:44.000 I did a cleanse for three days. You know, I 0:32:44.000 --> 0:32:46.680 didn't do it all the way right, but I did something. 0:32:46.760 --> 0:32:51.400 And my pee. I was like, there's no such thing 0:32:51.400 --> 0:32:53.880 as a golden shower. If your pea is not yellow, 0:32:54.080 --> 0:32:59.240 wait no, no, if it's coming out your coach or 0:32:59.280 --> 0:33:02.080 your peen, if it's p it's a golden shower. It 0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:05.360 is not if it's not yellow, if it's p it's 0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:06.200 a golden shower. 0:33:06.240 --> 0:33:08.360 Babe. That's a good title. 0:33:10.320 --> 0:33:13.080 It's a golden shower, it's not, it's not. So your 0:33:13.120 --> 0:33:15.520 definition of a golden shower is just yellow pea. 0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:15.880 Yes. 0:33:16.600 --> 0:33:21.280 So if someone peas on you during sex or sexually. 0:33:21.200 --> 0:33:27.040 What is that? What is that called a rainfall? M 0:33:28.600 --> 0:33:33.680 summer rain? Carl Thomas? 0:33:33.720 --> 0:33:36.440 We love him and you know Sydney your idiot r 0:33:36.480 --> 0:33:43.280 I P No, I just I need when's the last 0:33:43.280 --> 0:33:45.000 time you guys got your check up? 0:33:45.080 --> 0:33:46.400 Can you? Can you talk to me. 0:33:47.160 --> 0:33:48.680 The last time you let somebody pee on you or 0:33:48.680 --> 0:33:50.080 someone asked you to pee on them. 0:33:50.320 --> 0:33:54.440 No, that's not an important question. It's not when was 0:33:54.440 --> 0:33:58.080 your last check what? People are dying left and right? 0:33:58.320 --> 0:34:02.520 A black rob dyed you know DMX dide and people 0:34:02.600 --> 0:34:03.600 are passing away. 0:34:04.040 --> 0:34:05.360 Sure we were not healthy. 0:34:05.960 --> 0:34:10.719 Yes, people are going through lots of things, but also sexually, 0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:11.600 what are you dealing with? 0:34:11.680 --> 0:34:12.040 Babe? 0:34:13.000 --> 0:34:15.920 Are people peeing on you? I actually have something that 0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:19.160 I want to read, a listener thing. Oh that's right, 0:34:19.200 --> 0:34:22.200 we have listener stuff, right, but we can't these some 0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:25.480 of 'a' wa No, but we have it. Yes, but Sidney. 0:34:25.520 --> 0:34:27.480 We have a lot, so we have to say some 0:34:27.640 --> 0:34:30.480 for other days, but I did want to read this one. 0:34:31.480 --> 0:34:34.720 I'm a skip because it's a lot. This is from Kenny. 0:34:35.440 --> 0:34:39.360 Hey, Kenny, Okay, break up advice? 0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:45.719 Sidny. Do you think you give good breakup advice? Yeah? Sure? Oh? Okay, great, 0:34:45.920 --> 0:34:49.239 say the opposite? Whoa I am? 0:34:49.280 --> 0:34:53.920 An international human rights lawyer based in Nairobi, Kenya. Okay, Well, 0:34:53.960 --> 0:34:56.280 not tell y'all the people who listen to this podcast 0:34:56.320 --> 0:34:58.480 everywhere don't even live in the United States. 0:34:58.480 --> 0:34:59.680 I probably love that for y'all. 0:35:00.320 --> 0:35:02.000 Okay, I have been listening to the podcast for the 0:35:02.040 --> 0:35:05.840 last couple of years. Your mix of humor, realness, great guests, 0:35:05.880 --> 0:35:09.759 and finally including Andrew in more shows. Shout out to Andrew, 0:35:09.800 --> 0:35:13.200 who's not on this episode. Yeah, has been a constant 0:35:13.239 --> 0:35:14.520 part of my weekend routine. 0:35:14.560 --> 0:35:14.880 Okay. 0:35:15.640 --> 0:35:17.640 I got into a relationship with someone I came to 0:35:17.760 --> 0:35:20.760 really care about, and some could say love. 0:35:21.520 --> 0:35:22.360 Ken he sounds like me. 0:35:24.440 --> 0:35:26.799 Some could say love. I'm not gonna say love, but 0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:27.879 some could say love. 0:35:29.440 --> 0:35:31.960 During the pandemic last year, even though I thought I 0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:34.160 would be okay with this breakup, we were open and 0:35:34.200 --> 0:35:36.200 he ended our relationship for someone else. 0:35:36.680 --> 0:35:39.360 I took it really hard. I'm in my late. 0:35:39.160 --> 0:35:41.200 Twenties and thought that the fact that I was older 0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:44.160 would make coping easier. My question is, what's been your 0:35:44.200 --> 0:35:47.040 experience when it comes to coping with breakups as you've 0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:50.000 grown older, and what are some of the lessons you've learned. 0:35:50.840 --> 0:35:53.120 Are breakups easier when you grow older. I'm gay and 0:35:53.160 --> 0:35:56.560 super focused on my career, and with super focused on 0:35:56.600 --> 0:35:58.120 my career when I was younger, so I didn't date 0:35:58.160 --> 0:36:01.440 a lot. Would really like your advice. Photo is of 0:36:01.480 --> 0:36:04.360 me post breakup. Okay, let me see him. Okay, let 0:36:04.400 --> 0:36:05.120 me see. 0:36:05.520 --> 0:36:06.879 Where daddy come on. 0:36:06.960 --> 0:36:10.000 Knees and kill Look at them, Megan, this Italian knees 0:36:10.080 --> 0:36:12.080 seezing caves, knees and calves. 0:36:12.160 --> 0:36:13.240 Let's call him knees and calves. 0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:17.080 Knees and calves, ken knees and calvesneasing calves. 0:36:17.160 --> 0:36:17.719 We love. 0:36:18.080 --> 0:36:19.759 But the phone is on your face, baby, We really 0:36:19.760 --> 0:36:20.680 wish you could see your face. 0:36:20.800 --> 0:36:22.759 Yeah, but I mean he's going through a breakup, so 0:36:22.800 --> 0:36:24.560 he's like, you're gonna get these knees and. 0:36:24.520 --> 0:36:28.760 Caves and we love that for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay. 0:36:28.840 --> 0:36:34.759 So open relationship started during dating during the pandemic left 0:36:35.120 --> 0:36:36.200 them for somebody else. 0:36:37.520 --> 0:36:39.200 I would be upset about that too. I don't care 0:36:39.239 --> 0:36:40.040 how open we are. 0:36:40.800 --> 0:36:44.360 I think that like there's something about somebody like not 0:36:44.480 --> 0:36:48.319 choosing you, you know, and choosing somebody else. 0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:51.919 Obviously that's gonna hurt, right, it's gonna hurt. 0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:55.520 But it's better that they be with who they want 0:36:55.520 --> 0:36:57.440 to be with than like just stay with you. 0:36:57.640 --> 0:37:01.080 Just because this is not advice for the person, Sydney. 0:37:01.120 --> 0:37:04.520 We are on Kenny, Team Kenny, hashtag team Kenny. 0:37:04.719 --> 0:37:07.319 We gotta give you advice to Kenny, not the X 0:37:07.600 --> 0:37:08.040 that is. 0:37:08.040 --> 0:37:10.640 Going no, no no. But I'm saying I'm also talking 0:37:10.640 --> 0:37:14.000 to Kenny. I don't want nobody who don't want to 0:37:14.040 --> 0:37:17.600 be kept right, So if you are upset that you 0:37:17.640 --> 0:37:21.359 weren't chose, you weren't chose. Even if that person would 0:37:21.400 --> 0:37:26.120 have stayed, they're thinking about, you know, piecing. 0:37:25.800 --> 0:37:26.920 Out li Sen. 0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:29.799 Breakups are a part of life, Okay, we've all dealt 0:37:29.800 --> 0:37:32.400 with breakups, some of us more recently than others. 0:37:32.800 --> 0:37:33.360 They happen. 0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:37.360 Even if you feel like even if you were mentally 0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:39.600 preparing for a relationship to end, when it. 0:37:39.600 --> 0:37:41.719 Ends, it's still gonna hurt a little bit. 0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:44.000 You're gonna be angry, you're gonna be sad, you're gonna 0:37:44.040 --> 0:37:46.600 be horny, you gonna be like, well, what the hell 0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:50.279 they're doing that I'm not doing or whatever. But I 0:37:50.320 --> 0:37:53.359 do think that the older you get, the easier it's 0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:54.200 supposed to get. 0:37:54.320 --> 0:37:55.200 But I don't know. 0:37:56.160 --> 0:37:58.520 Maybe some of our other relationships when we were younger 0:37:58.560 --> 0:38:02.600 were like less real, and when you're older they're more real. 0:38:03.040 --> 0:38:05.000 But also, this was a pandemic. 0:38:06.440 --> 0:38:10.120 But you met this person during the pandem and then 0:38:10.160 --> 0:38:12.520 they broke up with you during the pandem, So there's 0:38:12.560 --> 0:38:14.600 more weight on that stuff right now. 0:38:14.840 --> 0:38:18.240 Because you felt like, well, we got together during the pandemic. 0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:20.160 This is what we have is like maybe a little 0:38:20.200 --> 0:38:23.720 bit stronger because you met me at a bad time. 0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:27.640 Right we're both going through a global pandem and we 0:38:27.680 --> 0:38:28.960 don't really have anywhere else to go. 0:38:29.200 --> 0:38:30.040 Let's partner up. 0:38:30.160 --> 0:38:33.640 Oh my god, you broke up with me, Like, I 0:38:33.640 --> 0:38:39.360 feel like a pandem relationship is less real sometimes? 0:38:40.520 --> 0:38:40.839 Is that? 0:38:40.920 --> 0:38:41.000 So? 0:38:41.400 --> 0:38:48.480 Yeah? Wow? I can't relate. I can't fucking relate. 0:38:49.160 --> 0:38:53.600 I think it's less real sometimes because we put extra 0:38:54.440 --> 0:38:57.040 weight on it. It's almost like if we had other 0:38:57.120 --> 0:38:59.640 distractions and other things to do right now, and we 0:38:59.680 --> 0:39:02.360 met this person that we were dating, we would be 0:39:02.480 --> 0:39:05.640 like less into them or it would be less intense. 0:39:05.920 --> 0:39:08.440 That's what I'm trying to say. I don't think that's 0:39:08.440 --> 0:39:12.640 the case for all of them. Here's my advice. Think 0:39:12.640 --> 0:39:15.719 about it as like, Wow, I'm free now to like 0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:18.560 get out there and date and have a good time. 0:39:19.719 --> 0:39:23.640 You know, with the rise of vaccinations and just people 0:39:23.680 --> 0:39:26.160 trying to be safer but also they want to pop 0:39:26.200 --> 0:39:29.680 that thing, It's like there's a lot of options out there. 0:39:29.680 --> 0:39:33.000 I think there's more options than there were before. And 0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:38.160 I do believe that if you step into this new 0:39:38.640 --> 0:39:44.960 cycle of dating with confidence and positivity and knowing what 0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:47.760 you want, you can actually thrive. 0:39:48.680 --> 0:39:51.440 Okay, positivity and knowing what you want. Sis, I love 0:39:51.520 --> 0:39:55.279 that for you. Thank you, Okay, thank you. What are 0:39:55.280 --> 0:39:57.520 some of the lessons that you've learned through breaking up? 0:39:58.520 --> 0:40:01.600 Through a breakup, do you have anything that you wanted 0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:02.400 to share a friend? 0:40:05.080 --> 0:40:07.040 I will say, I will I will say when you 0:40:07.760 --> 0:40:12.200 are breaking up, like, don't drag that shit on, don't 0:40:12.239 --> 0:40:12.640 drag it. 0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:15.440 On, drip it off like a band aid. Yeah, just get. 0:40:15.239 --> 0:40:18.080 Out everything that you needed to say, yeah, and then 0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:20.000 be done. With it because it's like, oh my god, 0:40:20.000 --> 0:40:22.279 we got to talk again, and then next week we 0:40:22.320 --> 0:40:24.640 got to talk again, and it's it's a lot of 0:40:24.640 --> 0:40:27.160 fucking talking and we texting and it's like either you're 0:40:27.160 --> 0:40:29.239 gonna block them or you're not. Like it's just it's 0:40:29.239 --> 0:40:31.759 too much back and forth and it's really confusing. And 0:40:31.800 --> 0:40:34.239 it's just like say what you want and know what 0:40:34.280 --> 0:40:36.040 you want. 0:40:35.480 --> 0:40:36.839 Say what you mean, and mean what you say. 0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:39.320 Yeah, you know, and know that when you leave the conversation, 0:40:39.600 --> 0:40:43.200 whatever that conversation is, know that you got everything off 0:40:43.200 --> 0:40:45.239 your chest that you wanted to get off your chest. Yeah, 0:40:45.239 --> 0:40:47.200 because you're gonna be lame in the bed at night, like, 0:40:47.239 --> 0:40:50.879 well why did I say? I should have said say it? 0:40:51.080 --> 0:40:53.120 Say it if you mean it, say it. 0:40:53.200 --> 0:40:55.000 Yeah, and then stick to that. 0:40:55.680 --> 0:40:58.959 Right now, everybody's flippy floppity and like fickle or whatever, 0:40:59.000 --> 0:41:01.399 and I get that. There's you're being a human being, 0:41:01.520 --> 0:41:04.000 but really try to stick with this. Like if we've 0:41:04.000 --> 0:41:07.480 broken up, then we broken up and have that space 0:41:08.000 --> 0:41:10.239 and maybe y'all could get back with each other, you know, 0:41:10.480 --> 0:41:12.640 months later, but really take that space. 0:41:12.960 --> 0:41:16.000 But also, sometimes I'll step back from a relationship and 0:41:16.040 --> 0:41:19.759 be like, oh. 0:41:18.239 --> 0:41:22.279 What was I doing? Why did I do that? And 0:41:22.360 --> 0:41:24.680 why was I there for so long? 0:41:25.480 --> 0:41:27.760 I think that that's something that like, when you reflect 0:41:27.800 --> 0:41:30.560 on the relationship, you'll see it. You'll see the moments 0:41:30.560 --> 0:41:32.719 where you're like, well, I could have left too, but 0:41:32.840 --> 0:41:34.720 I was bored, so I let them stay. 0:41:34.880 --> 0:41:35.240 Damn. 0:41:35.360 --> 0:41:39.440 Okay, Okay, I'm triggered about them. I was bored. 0:41:39.680 --> 0:41:42.960 I was bored, so I let them stay. What else 0:41:43.040 --> 0:41:45.640 you doing? It the stay exactly. 0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:51.239 That's a good title, Okay, Okay, So I should read 0:41:51.280 --> 0:41:56.600 one too, and I haven't. It's like big gay matchmaking 0:41:56.719 --> 0:42:02.080 in Ireland, sweeties. Okay, Hi, Sidney, Marie and Andrew. The 0:42:02.080 --> 0:42:06.440 pot has provided much needed el l content in the 0:42:06.520 --> 0:42:09.759 darkest depths of the pandem. So first of all, thank you. 0:42:10.520 --> 0:42:14.040 How about some beautiful listener news. Me and my sister 0:42:14.239 --> 0:42:19.120 Ellish pronounced Alish are big fans of yours and we 0:42:19.160 --> 0:42:21.960 are obviously working hard to spread the word in Ireland. 0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:28.080 At the beginning Ireland, babe, We're everywhere, We're everywhere. At 0:42:28.120 --> 0:42:30.719 the beginning of the year, she was surprised to meet 0:42:30.719 --> 0:42:35.560 a You meet a lovely young lady and Belfast who 0:42:36.080 --> 0:42:38.319 also happened to be a fan of the show get 0:42:38.360 --> 0:42:39.360 the fuck out of here. 0:42:40.080 --> 0:42:42.640 They hit it off and some time later she asked 0:42:42.680 --> 0:42:44.239 her to be her girlfriend. 0:42:44.360 --> 0:42:46.000 Oh and it's so many pictures. 0:42:47.160 --> 0:42:52.120 A picture above Elish and her girlfriend Lauren on the 0:42:52.160 --> 0:42:57.280 coast of Northern Ireland. Alish and Lauren taking a wee selfie. 0:42:57.400 --> 0:43:00.760 Elish and Lauren and I at Easter in our we dogs, 0:43:00.800 --> 0:43:04.279 Malcolm and Kitty. I have shopped our cousin out so 0:43:05.000 --> 0:43:08.160 oh yeah, as she's not. Wait wait wait, I have 0:43:08.320 --> 0:43:11.760 shopped our cousin out so as not to complicate things. 0:43:11.960 --> 0:43:13.680 Thank you. We appreciate it because it was a lot 0:43:13.719 --> 0:43:14.520 of people in the photo. 0:43:15.080 --> 0:43:18.040 They are a beautiful couple and truly attestament to the 0:43:18.320 --> 0:43:21.600 powerful hotness of Unofficial Expert fan base. 0:43:22.239 --> 0:43:23.960 Anyways, if you guys could. 0:43:23.760 --> 0:43:26.479 Work on some magic and send a man my way, 0:43:27.320 --> 0:43:29.319 I would really appreciate it. 0:43:29.680 --> 0:43:31.520 I like men with good manners. 0:43:31.840 --> 0:43:35.680 The rest is negotiable, but perfectly not with AirPod dicks. 0:43:35.960 --> 0:43:36.440 Okay. 0:43:37.520 --> 0:43:41.239 A picture above me at a favorite place. Me yesterday 0:43:41.280 --> 0:43:43.799 at a unie with my best friend. Don't ask been there, 0:43:44.000 --> 0:43:48.800 done that? Love you girls, Love you lots girlies, and Andrew, 0:43:48.920 --> 0:43:53.440 can I get an unofficial expert to endorse a United Ireland. Womp, womp, 0:43:54.560 --> 0:44:00.040 Kate mclallin h twenty two. Okay, oh my god, that 0:44:00.160 --> 0:44:01.680 was beautiful. 0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:04.719 Okay, I endorse. 0:44:04.440 --> 0:44:09.560 The United Ireland. If y'all are all fine and fun. 0:44:09.760 --> 0:44:13.400 That's crazy that they both listen to the podcast. Yeah, 0:44:13.440 --> 0:44:14.400 and now they're together. 0:44:14.640 --> 0:44:18.239 Look at this couple. You see us community together? Oh 0:44:18.320 --> 0:44:21.359 my god, should we post? Can we post? Yeah? And 0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:25.640 she's really cute and that is so crazy. I am. 0:44:25.960 --> 0:44:28.800 I I almost want to like have a little tear. 0:44:29.520 --> 0:44:32.560 It's so beautiful. They're so cute together. 0:44:34.360 --> 0:44:36.000 Where's Belfast? 0:44:36.280 --> 0:44:38.600 I don't know, but I'm gonna look at it next year. 0:44:38.680 --> 0:44:40.640 We traveling, sis, I don't want to hear none of 0:44:40.680 --> 0:44:42.680 the bullshit. We don't have our money together, and we 0:44:42.719 --> 0:44:46.160 are traveling. We're taking trips, we're taking triels. 0:44:46.280 --> 0:44:47.080 We're taking a trip. 0:44:47.360 --> 0:44:49.680 So two people who listened to the podcast found each 0:44:49.680 --> 0:44:50.960 other and found love. 0:44:50.920 --> 0:44:51.880 In a hopeless place. 0:44:53.120 --> 0:44:57.960 They a panorama. They found it in a Panmarana, and 0:44:58.040 --> 0:44:58.919 I'm proud of them. 0:44:59.200 --> 0:45:01.440 I love this. I love that the lesbians are listening. 0:45:01.520 --> 0:45:03.759 I love that the gays are listening. I love that 0:45:03.760 --> 0:45:06.080 it's white people, black people, people with good jobs, people 0:45:06.120 --> 0:45:08.360 with bad jobs. I love this for us. 0:45:09.000 --> 0:45:12.600 I mean, we are powerful, but we're like we're slept on. 0:45:12.840 --> 0:45:13.440 We're slept on. 0:45:13.640 --> 0:45:18.640 People don't know how beautiful the things that we're doing here. 0:45:18.800 --> 0:45:21.960 And it's fine, it's fine. Do we have any straight 0:45:22.000 --> 0:45:23.840 male listeners in Ireland? 0:45:24.160 --> 0:45:26.960 Huh? Yeah, we gotta help our girl out, she. 0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:29.400 Says, as long as you don't have an AirPod peen's 0:45:29.440 --> 0:45:30.040 she's open. 0:45:30.239 --> 0:45:30.479 Yeah. 0:45:32.120 --> 0:45:34.200 I need y'all to slide if you are a straight 0:45:34.320 --> 0:45:37.719 man that lives in Ireland or how or maybe you 0:45:37.719 --> 0:45:40.680 you're in the UK or have miles and have no 0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:43.840 problem traveling to Ireland. I need y'all to slide in 0:45:43.880 --> 0:45:46.080 our motherfucking DMS asap. 0:45:46.280 --> 0:45:48.719 Now, Sis, are you open to Kate? Are you open 0:45:48.800 --> 0:45:50.920 to maybe a Scottish man? I don't know how the 0:45:50.960 --> 0:45:53.560 Irish and the Scottish people get along, but you know 0:45:54.200 --> 0:45:55.480 I looked that with a Scottish man once. 0:45:55.480 --> 0:46:08.200 It was I had a good time upstairs, downstairs, upstairs, downstairs. Duplex, Dick, duplex, dick, duplex, duplex. 0:46:08.719 --> 0:46:11.000 We love a duplex dick. Yeah. I love good for 0:46:11.120 --> 0:46:11.760 your friend. 0:46:11.880 --> 0:46:14.560 But I'm saying not, I digress, it's not this is 0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:17.160 not about me Sidney Gosh, I'm trying to make sure 0:46:17.200 --> 0:46:19.680 that Kate is open to it because I don't know 0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:21.440 if Irish people and Scottish people get along. 0:46:22.239 --> 0:46:23.200 I'm sure they do. 0:46:23.800 --> 0:46:27.719 There's no need, like, after after everything we've been through, 0:46:28.000 --> 0:46:29.880 you have to really sit back and be like is 0:46:29.920 --> 0:46:32.480 it worth it to be that mad? Like are we 0:46:32.560 --> 0:46:36.839 holding grudges? Like just let's let's move forward, y'all, let's 0:46:36.960 --> 0:46:41.920 do it. What have you done to you know, tone 0:46:41.960 --> 0:46:46.839 down the toxicity? Mmmm, turn it down. We don't need that. 0:46:47.280 --> 0:46:49.680 It's not we want to go back out and have 0:46:49.719 --> 0:46:52.359 a fucking good time. We've been doing shows and people 0:46:52.440 --> 0:46:54.720 are just happy that we're fucking breathing on stage. 0:46:54.760 --> 0:46:55.360 It's crazy. 0:46:55.400 --> 0:46:58.279 It's crazy cause it's like you actually shouldn't want us 0:46:58.280 --> 0:47:00.359 to breathe on stage, but they're love it. 0:47:00.440 --> 0:47:03.560 Well something news. They make you perform behind like a plexiglass. Yeah, 0:47:03.560 --> 0:47:06.760 it's very intense. It's like, well I could. 0:47:06.600 --> 0:47:10.759 Have just called in from home, but we people don't 0:47:10.760 --> 0:47:13.319 want to do the zoom anymore. And it's hard for 0:47:13.360 --> 0:47:16.920 me because I literally just don't know how to act outside. 0:47:17.040 --> 0:47:19.200 I don't, I really don't. I'm all over the place. 0:47:19.440 --> 0:47:21.600 I'm trying to get my set together. I'm talking on 0:47:21.640 --> 0:47:24.600 stage within like talking to the audience, going in and 0:47:24.600 --> 0:47:25.279 out of my set. 0:47:25.520 --> 0:47:30.279 It's all over the place, it is. That's how we 0:47:30.320 --> 0:47:33.319 perform now. Yeah, well that's how we perform now. I 0:47:33.320 --> 0:47:35.000 mean that's how it's not anyway. 0:47:35.280 --> 0:47:41.239 But yeah, when when my Comedy Central set comes out, 0:47:41.520 --> 0:47:43.919 Lord have mercy, I don't even know. 0:47:44.239 --> 0:47:48.680 I'm like, fuck, you're scared of it. I don't remember 0:47:48.680 --> 0:47:51.000 what I said. I didn't even record it or anything. 0:47:51.360 --> 0:47:54.720 Oh what were you talking about? I was talking about 0:47:55.239 --> 0:47:57.080 getting arrested at the airport. 0:47:57.480 --> 0:48:02.719 Oh, I got arrested at the airport, and I did 0:48:02.760 --> 0:48:08.120 the bit about Facebook. I do remember you talking about Facebook, 0:48:08.160 --> 0:48:10.160 but I don't remember why you were talking about face. 0:48:10.239 --> 0:48:12.400 Because the girl on Facebook said that she had the 0:48:12.400 --> 0:48:17.640 best year of her life. That's hate speed, that's wild. Yeah, 0:48:17.920 --> 0:48:19.600 the best year of your life is the best year 0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:25.840 of Walmart? Is she Jeff Bezos Bezos buzos. 0:48:25.040 --> 0:48:27.960 The best year of her life in twenty twenty it 0:48:28.000 --> 0:48:31.160 was the peak of everything. Everything was going on, like, well, 0:48:31.160 --> 0:48:32.839 how many years has this girl been a laugh? Because 0:48:33.920 --> 0:48:34.680 is she six? 0:48:37.600 --> 0:48:37.759 Think? 0:48:37.800 --> 0:48:39.720 Come on, friend, give me them tags that I should 0:48:39.760 --> 0:48:41.040 have had on my fucking set. 0:48:41.440 --> 0:48:44.759 Oh yeah, well we'll see what it sounds like. Yeah, 0:48:44.880 --> 0:48:46.880 I mean I remember you had the yellow coat on. 0:48:47.880 --> 0:48:50.000 It was a good time. Yeah. People were laughing, but 0:48:50.040 --> 0:48:53.520 I just don't I don't know what. I don't know 0:48:53.520 --> 0:48:59.240 what I was. I know the I know. The getting 0:48:59.320 --> 0:49:01.640 arrested was funny. We were laughing at that. They were like, 0:49:01.680 --> 0:49:03.320 I can't believe that happened. And I was like, actually, 0:49:03.360 --> 0:49:07.279 if you knew me, we love getting arrested Sydney. Yeah, 0:49:07.440 --> 0:49:09.000 we love it. We don't want it to happen again, 0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:11.320 but do it. I think we are girl. 0:49:12.280 --> 0:49:15.120 The way my life is, I want any random shit 0:49:15.200 --> 0:49:19.440 to happen so I have something to jump about. So 0:49:19.520 --> 0:49:24.480 you would risk since you would show shank redemption. They 0:49:24.520 --> 0:49:28.200 pulled me over. The TSA pulled me over again again 0:49:28.560 --> 0:49:28.840 when I. 0:49:28.880 --> 0:49:33.040 Was coming in there. No no, no, no, they moved. 0:49:33.160 --> 0:49:37.080 They took my suitcase and then the woman like scanned 0:49:37.080 --> 0:49:39.879 it and she was like, I wonder why they put 0:49:39.920 --> 0:49:42.360 separated your back. It looks like you don't have anything 0:49:42.520 --> 0:49:45.040 in there except shoes. And I was like, that's it, 0:49:45.960 --> 0:49:47.880 that's exactly what's in their shoes. 0:49:48.320 --> 0:49:51.320 She's like so sorry about that. I was like better ahead. No, 0:49:51.920 --> 0:49:54.320 yea better ahead, bitch. 0:49:55.600 --> 0:49:59.240 Yeah, so I'm ready for any I'm ready to fall. 0:49:59.440 --> 0:50:03.280 I'm ready to like get hit by a bicycle. No, no, 0:50:03.360 --> 0:50:06.160 I don't mind my girlfriend like low key cheating on me. 0:50:06.280 --> 0:50:07.680 Like you have something to talk about it? 0:50:08.320 --> 0:50:11.200 Well, actually I couldn't even talk about that, so never mind, 0:50:11.840 --> 0:50:12.960 fucking never mind. 0:50:13.080 --> 0:50:15.240 Keep it in your pants, babe. Yeah. 0:50:15.280 --> 0:50:19.320 So I'm not ready for any of those things. I'm 0:50:19.360 --> 0:50:22.840 ready for other and exciting things to happen, but so 0:50:22.960 --> 0:50:25.200 that I have stuff to talk about, but not not 0:50:25.200 --> 0:50:26.880 nothing that's gonna cause me physical pain. 0:50:28.360 --> 0:50:30.799 Hit by a bike, hit by a bus. You got 0:50:30.880 --> 0:50:33.600 hit by a bike before and you got a joke 0:50:33.640 --> 0:50:36.080 out of it. Yeah, but I have the joke already. 0:50:36.080 --> 0:50:37.600 I can't borrow that joke. 0:50:38.840 --> 0:50:44.640 Actually say it to mine, now, girl, could you borrow 0:50:44.680 --> 0:50:44.960 the joke? 0:50:45.000 --> 0:50:46.200 You're gonna say that you're a way cable? 0:50:46.440 --> 0:50:50.600 Yes, and which is not like far off because it's 0:50:50.640 --> 0:50:53.439 not secured at all. It's not glue down. I don't 0:50:53.440 --> 0:50:56.560 have a little new I don't have the comb in 0:50:56.600 --> 0:50:59.719 it nothing. It's just it's just on it on top. 0:51:00.080 --> 0:51:02.319 My wig is placed gently on my head, and then 0:51:02.360 --> 0:51:04.439 the hat is on top of it to hold it down. 0:51:04.560 --> 0:51:08.000 You want to be on time? Did you say they 0:51:08.000 --> 0:51:11.960 were dragging Tyra Banks on Twitter? Finally? Fucking finally what 0:51:12.040 --> 0:51:12.719 they say? 0:51:13.040 --> 0:51:15.160 They were just talking about how bad the show was 0:51:15.360 --> 0:51:18.360 and how she was very mean to the black girls 0:51:18.360 --> 0:51:21.480 on the show, and how she had the contestants do 0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:27.120 blackface one. Yeah, and you know how people are calling 0:51:27.239 --> 0:51:30.239 she would call Nigela noted fashion photographer, but we'd only 0:51:30.360 --> 0:51:32.560 we never saw him anywhere excepted. 0:51:33.680 --> 0:51:35.919 But maybe that was her shade, that was that. 0:51:35.880 --> 0:51:38.200 Was noted, Maybe that was her key key, like she 0:51:38.280 --> 0:51:40.920 kept saying noted, noted. 0:51:40.520 --> 0:51:42.680 Fashion photographer Nigel Bucket. 0:51:42.920 --> 0:51:46.880 Maybe she's laughing like nobody noticed like that. That actually 0:51:46.960 --> 0:51:49.800 is funny, But mean is Tyra. 0:51:50.680 --> 0:51:52.239 And then they were talking about her TV show that 0:51:52.280 --> 0:51:54.439 she had for a while. Remember she had a talk show. Yeah, 0:51:54.440 --> 0:51:57.279 it was she was homeless. She put on. 0:51:59.480 --> 0:52:02.239 I didn't know why the show, but I know that 0:52:02.280 --> 0:52:03.880 she put on a fat suit once to see if 0:52:03.880 --> 0:52:07.239 people would treat her differently in real life. And she 0:52:07.640 --> 0:52:10.360 had Naomi Campbell on to talk to her, and Naomi 0:52:10.480 --> 0:52:12.080 was like, I'm not sure. 0:52:11.920 --> 0:52:20.640 Why I'm here, yo. Honestly, she was like, Babe, I'm 0:52:20.680 --> 0:52:22.600 not really sure. I don't understand. 0:52:22.640 --> 0:52:25.560 I want to watch this episode now. 0:52:25.600 --> 0:52:26.480 This feels great. 0:52:28.600 --> 0:52:32.360 I mean, I just love the the early two thousands 0:52:32.360 --> 0:52:35.000 because you could just do anything and everything and get 0:52:35.400 --> 0:52:37.719 away with it. That's another thing I'm scared about. It's 0:52:37.840 --> 0:52:40.720 just what can I say? What I can I say? 0:52:41.760 --> 0:52:44.760 I don't need anything to come back and just bite 0:52:44.800 --> 0:52:46.799 me in the neck or something. 0:52:48.440 --> 0:52:50.080 People in the neck, bite you in the neck. 0:52:52.000 --> 0:52:52.239 Yeah. 0:52:52.280 --> 0:52:53.480 I feel like a lot of the things that we 0:52:53.480 --> 0:52:59.280 were talking about, you know, four years ago BP before pantem, 0:52:59.640 --> 0:53:01.080 A lot of the things that were talking about VP, 0:53:01.520 --> 0:53:05.080 like it's not it's like everything everything is something. 0:53:05.200 --> 0:53:08.400 You say something and it's like, wow, that's well what 0:53:08.520 --> 0:53:08.719 is that? 0:53:08.880 --> 0:53:11.640 But that's okay, Marie, That's okay because again we are 0:53:11.719 --> 0:53:13.640 going to be making memories together. 0:53:13.760 --> 0:53:16.800 We're gonna be trashing, We're gonna be all the old jokes. 0:53:16.880 --> 0:53:25.640 Are homophobic, heterophobic, racist, transphobic, fat phobic, and homeless people 0:53:25.960 --> 0:53:26.760 right anti. 0:53:27.160 --> 0:53:28.920 I think you can't call homeless people homeless no more. 0:53:28.920 --> 0:53:31.600 You gotta call them anti house or something like that. 0:53:31.960 --> 0:53:35.360 Something it's my house means like they're against having homes. 0:53:35.440 --> 0:53:36.560 That doesn't make any sense. 0:53:36.600 --> 0:53:39.120 I'm just saying everything is something, and it's like, what 0:53:39.800 --> 0:53:43.279 I mean, if I'm being mean to everybody, then am 0:53:43.280 --> 0:53:47.480 I problematic? Or am I an equal, equal opportunity offender? 0:53:47.840 --> 0:53:50.880 Marie? Do you think you're mean? I mean, remember I 0:53:50.880 --> 0:53:52.520 had that wheelchair joke that. 0:53:54.160 --> 0:53:57.400 I mean if the Comedy Center said had included that, 0:53:57.719 --> 0:54:03.759 oh Man, completely different, say yeah, shout out to our 0:54:03.800 --> 0:54:06.719 listeners in wheelchairs, We see you, babe. Well why don't 0:54:06.760 --> 0:54:08.480 you Why don't you say the joke on here and 0:54:08.560 --> 0:54:10.480 let's listen what the people say. 0:54:10.920 --> 0:54:12.960 Just dissect the joke. 0:54:13.440 --> 0:54:16.560 Okay, so it was two different wheelchairs. Yes, which one 0:54:16.560 --> 0:54:19.680 do you want? You want the original wheelchair joke or 0:54:19.760 --> 0:54:22.480 you want the second one, the wheelchair joke from E 0:54:22.640 --> 0:54:22.960 prey Ho. 0:54:26.440 --> 0:54:30.680 The second one the e prey Hoe wheelchair situation was. 0:54:30.800 --> 0:54:34.080 Remember I was in Amsterdam and I matched with this 0:54:34.160 --> 0:54:38.200 guy and he was cute, and he was like, he 0:54:38.280 --> 0:54:38.520 was like, I. 0:54:38.520 --> 0:54:40.080 Should probably you know that I'm in a chair with 0:54:40.080 --> 0:54:40.799 wheels on it. 0:54:41.080 --> 0:54:46.040 And I was like, what, that's funny a chair with 0:54:46.120 --> 0:54:49.400 wheels on it, that's funny. 0:54:49.520 --> 0:54:52.160 Anyway, he didn't have no wheelchair photos on his tender. 0:54:53.880 --> 0:54:55.759 It looked like he was doing headstands. He was doing 0:54:55.760 --> 0:54:57.399 a plank in one of the photos. He was doing 0:54:57.480 --> 0:55:00.799 like no wheelchair, and so I said, I wasn't coming 0:55:00.800 --> 0:55:02.520 to his house. I said, I'm not coming to bad 0:55:02.600 --> 0:55:06.600 Back and Beyond. And I mean, that's basically what the 0:55:06.680 --> 0:55:07.160 joke was. 0:55:07.200 --> 0:55:11.760 But I'm gonna bring it back. They said, that's punching 0:55:11.840 --> 0:55:14.680 down Marine. Well yeah, it's down. He's in a chair and. 0:55:17.719 --> 0:55:21.000 I'm staring and they're not gonna cut this section up 0:55:21.040 --> 0:55:21.799 and drag us. 0:55:25.160 --> 0:55:28.040 Okay, no, we're not doing that. I'm just you told 0:55:28.040 --> 0:55:29.279 me that I did. I did. 0:55:29.320 --> 0:55:31.719 But like this is justus dissecting. How could you make 0:55:31.760 --> 0:55:32.439 that joke better? 0:55:32.520 --> 0:55:38.719 Marine? Better? How could you make it better? 0:55:40.080 --> 0:55:44.440 I mean, how do we feel about somebody who's obviously 0:55:44.480 --> 0:55:45.200 in a wheelchair? 0:55:45.360 --> 0:55:48.080 Well not obviously because they didn't post it exactly not. 0:55:49.040 --> 0:55:49.200 Is that? 0:55:49.360 --> 0:55:50.600 Like, how do we feel about that? 0:55:50.680 --> 0:55:50.880 Is that? 0:55:50.960 --> 0:55:51.320 Okay? 0:55:51.640 --> 0:55:55.040 Like it's fine if I was with you and then 0:55:55.239 --> 0:55:58.000 it happened while we're together, but I don't know you, 0:55:58.160 --> 0:56:00.800 I've never met you. I'm just coming over with the 0:56:00.880 --> 0:56:03.160 penis Like, I'm not about to come over here and 0:56:03.200 --> 0:56:06.440 like have a conversation and break bread with you and 0:56:06.560 --> 0:56:10.880 the chair. I'm sorry, but this dude was so confident. 0:56:11.320 --> 0:56:13.960 And that's the other part of what happened is he 0:56:14.120 --> 0:56:17.839 was like he was like, he was like, it's gonna 0:56:17.840 --> 0:56:19.359 be good, or it's gonna be great, or you're gonna 0:56:19.360 --> 0:56:20.880 have a fabulous time. And I was like, I'm not 0:56:21.960 --> 0:56:24.040 I'm not coming over there, dude, like I've had bad 0:56:24.080 --> 0:56:26.440 sex with people who have good backs. I'm not wasting 0:56:27.840 --> 0:56:31.600 my dig tookens here and that was biscal it. I 0:56:31.640 --> 0:56:33.680 don't know how to make that joke better, but I 0:56:33.719 --> 0:56:38.399 did go and have better sex with I mean, somebody else. 0:56:38.440 --> 0:56:42.680 They'll say that that's ablest. They'll say that it's ablest. Okay, 0:56:42.880 --> 0:56:45.799 well they're able then and then the funny thing this 0:56:45.880 --> 0:56:47.960 is what Marie does, because then it gets like it 0:56:48.000 --> 0:56:48.719 does get tight. 0:56:48.760 --> 0:56:51.399 The room is like we're not laughing. He's like, so. 0:56:51.440 --> 0:56:54.359 Would you date somebody in a wheelchair? And then like 0:56:54.719 --> 0:56:58.239 nobody raises their hand, So it's like it's easy to 0:57:00.440 --> 0:57:03.600 be like you're a bad person, you're you know, you're ablest, 0:57:03.640 --> 0:57:05.919 But then you turn it on them and like, would 0:57:05.960 --> 0:57:07.240 you date somebody in a wheelchair? 0:57:08.480 --> 0:57:10.960 I think it's different. I think that's different. 0:57:11.080 --> 0:57:13.400 If I'm in this, if I'm in the city that 0:57:13.480 --> 0:57:16.480 I live in and I match with somebody and they 0:57:16.480 --> 0:57:18.400 say that to me, and I decide, all right, we 0:57:18.440 --> 0:57:20.440 let's cool, let's get a drink anywhere or whatever. Whatever 0:57:20.800 --> 0:57:24.280 it's different, there's there's potential for it to turn it 0:57:24.320 --> 0:57:26.520 to something else. It was never gonna be nothing else 0:57:26.520 --> 0:57:29.200 with me and this man, it was it could never 0:57:29.240 --> 0:57:29.800 be anything else. 0:57:29.840 --> 0:57:33.080 I was leaving the next day, bags was packed. 0:57:34.040 --> 0:57:36.720 Okay, well, maybe you could add that in the joke, 0:57:36.840 --> 0:57:39.000 like maybe like lead up to. 0:57:40.000 --> 0:57:43.480 You know, unpacking my bags and I'm leaving and then 0:57:43.520 --> 0:57:46.840 this man who doesn't have any wheelchair photos says he 0:57:46.880 --> 0:57:49.800 wanted me to go, Like, girl, I don't know. I 0:57:49.840 --> 0:57:52.040 think that there are people that gonna listen to this 0:57:52.040 --> 0:57:54.160 and they're gonna be like, oh, that's disrespectful. 0:57:54.200 --> 0:57:55.920 I will never listen to this podcast again. 0:57:56.400 --> 0:57:58.960 And no, no, no, I don't think I this is 0:57:59.080 --> 0:58:02.960 honestly us like trying to be better because we're talking 0:58:03.000 --> 0:58:06.200 it out. It's not like we're making the jokes. We're 0:58:06.240 --> 0:58:09.960 actually this is a joke. This could be considered problematic. 0:58:10.000 --> 0:58:12.360 How do we make this better? What are you actually 0:58:12.400 --> 0:58:14.880 trying to say? You're not saying you wouldn't date somebody 0:58:14.880 --> 0:58:18.200 in a wheelchair. At that specific moment, you said, well, 0:58:18.280 --> 0:58:21.080 I'm just coming over to get dick. I know, I 0:58:21.480 --> 0:58:23.280 feel like it's I'm not equipped for that. 0:58:23.440 --> 0:58:26.240 I want you to break my back. That's what I want. Okay, 0:58:26.400 --> 0:58:28.520 that's where I'm at. That's the jokes is. 0:58:29.040 --> 0:58:32.720 The joke is, I don't know if we're making this better, 0:58:32.760 --> 0:58:34.840 but this is the stuff that we have to say 0:58:34.840 --> 0:58:37.280 out loud to realize if. 0:58:37.080 --> 0:58:38.520 Something is bad or not. 0:58:39.800 --> 0:58:44.120 You know, And I'm telling you what they would say 0:58:44.400 --> 0:58:47.520 because I'm hearing it and I'm like, ah, that was 0:58:47.560 --> 0:58:48.120 funny to me. 0:58:48.200 --> 0:58:51.040 But also you're a comedian, and also I'm not in 0:58:51.080 --> 0:58:51.680 a wheelchair. 0:58:52.800 --> 0:58:55.400 I think we need to get somebody on the podcast 0:58:55.520 --> 0:58:57.400 who you know. 0:58:58.760 --> 0:59:01.240 Might be in a wheelchair. Wheelchair expert. 0:59:01.920 --> 0:59:04.560 No, there's gotta be a different title. Friend, that's not 0:59:04.680 --> 0:59:07.920 gonna work. I don't think somebody's gonna come on and 0:59:08.040 --> 0:59:11.919 talk about wheelchairs like that is no. 0:59:12.160 --> 0:59:14.160 Okay, then maybe you don't have to come on and 0:59:14.200 --> 0:59:16.480 be that, but you are going to talk about the 0:59:16.560 --> 0:59:17.360 chair sis. 0:59:17.680 --> 0:59:19.200 I mean I want to. 0:59:19.280 --> 0:59:22.600 I want to know more because I don't have enough 0:59:22.640 --> 0:59:26.040 friends in wheelchairs for me to actually have this dialogue. 0:59:26.120 --> 0:59:29.400 You said enough friends? Yeah, how many you got? Daniel Perez. 0:59:29.920 --> 0:59:32.320 She's in a wheelchair, and she was explained to she 0:59:32.400 --> 0:59:35.640 was we took a cab together and she ordered the 0:59:35.680 --> 0:59:38.160 cab and she was like, listen, this is this is 0:59:38.160 --> 0:59:39.640 what I do, Like I have to get the one 0:59:39.680 --> 0:59:43.080 that has the wheelchair accessible or whatever. But like she 0:59:43.280 --> 0:59:46.880 was very equipped, like she didn't really need my help 0:59:46.960 --> 0:59:49.000 because I was like, oh, you know, let me get 0:59:49.040 --> 0:59:52.560 ready chair. No, no, no, no, no, I never like 0:59:52.640 --> 0:59:55.480 I learned. I was just on a set and the 0:59:55.520 --> 0:59:59.040 girl had a wheelchair, and it's like there's very protocols 0:59:59.040 --> 1:00:01.200 to you can't just touch somebody's wheelchair. 1:00:01.280 --> 1:00:01.720 You can't. 1:00:02.080 --> 1:00:05.240 You have to ask, like you don't know them like that, 1:00:05.480 --> 1:00:07.320 you know, And I don't want to assume. 1:00:07.960 --> 1:00:10.800 Her thing is motorized anyway. Do you really need my help? 1:00:10.840 --> 1:00:11.400 I don't know. 1:00:12.320 --> 1:00:15.280 But she was able to like fold it up and 1:00:15.320 --> 1:00:18.240 do all this stuff. And she's been in a wheelchair 1:00:18.320 --> 1:00:21.440 for a long time, Like you think she hasn't a 1:00:21.560 --> 1:00:23.800 guy ford the situation to she's got. 1:00:23.720 --> 1:00:24.240 To figure it out. 1:00:24.280 --> 1:00:26.280 She's had a method to it. Yes, I mean I 1:00:26.320 --> 1:00:31.200 think that too. There are people who I mean, I 1:00:31.200 --> 1:00:32.920 guess we used to call them handicap I don't know 1:00:32.960 --> 1:00:38.240 what handy capable, and uh, you know they don't want 1:00:38.320 --> 1:00:39.840 you to help them. 1:00:39.960 --> 1:00:42.000 Yeah, I went or looked down on them. 1:00:42.040 --> 1:00:45.360 Right, but help them specifically because they know how to 1:00:45.400 --> 1:00:48.640 do what they can do to get it done. I 1:00:48.680 --> 1:00:51.160 went to college with a dude that was blind. Right, 1:00:51.440 --> 1:00:53.880 He invited me to the movies once and I was 1:00:53.960 --> 1:00:57.160 like what why? 1:00:57.240 --> 1:00:58.880 But huh. 1:00:58.920 --> 1:01:01.640 But he also didn't like when I helped him do anything, 1:01:02.080 --> 1:01:03.720 Like I beg, all right, we're gonna go this, and he'd. 1:01:03.560 --> 1:01:06.040 Be like, no, no, don't touch my arm, Like I got it, 1:01:06.360 --> 1:01:08.400 and he would just go flying up the sidewalk with 1:01:08.400 --> 1:01:14.040 that stick. But yeah, he didn't like when people offered 1:01:14.040 --> 1:01:17.080 to help him do anything. Well, because there's your senses 1:01:17.120 --> 1:01:22.360 are hided when one is not available. And I mean 1:01:22.400 --> 1:01:24.360 we I think that's the thing with all of us. 1:01:24.480 --> 1:01:27.320 I think that's all. We all want to feel like 1:01:27.600 --> 1:01:29.920 we can do something and that we're capable, and we 1:01:29.960 --> 1:01:31.840 don't want to ask for help we. 1:01:31.760 --> 1:01:32.400 Don't need it. 1:01:32.600 --> 1:01:35.120 Sometimes sometimes we don't want to ask for help, but 1:01:35.200 --> 1:01:38.040 sometimes it feels good to ask for help because the 1:01:38.040 --> 1:01:41.920 person is either helping you see something from a different perspective, 1:01:42.040 --> 1:01:42.520 or their help. 1:01:42.560 --> 1:01:45.640 They're like taking some of the weight off your back. Yeah, truly, 1:01:46.480 --> 1:01:48.320 I think you should. We shouldn't be afraid to ask 1:01:48.360 --> 1:01:49.800 for help. We shouldn't. We shouldn't. 1:01:49.840 --> 1:01:53.200 But also like, that's why I have to go out 1:01:53.240 --> 1:01:55.760 of my way and I need to talk to more 1:01:55.800 --> 1:01:59.200 people who are whore in a wheelchair or people who 1:01:59.280 --> 1:02:02.640 are tran It's like, we don't know if something is 1:02:03.080 --> 1:02:07.640 problematic because look at where we're standing. You know, the 1:02:07.680 --> 1:02:10.640 only way I can find out is if I ask 1:02:10.720 --> 1:02:12.840 these questions to people who are not like me. 1:02:13.440 --> 1:02:16.200 Right, that's true, that's true. 1:02:16.320 --> 1:02:19.600 But then also sometimes you got admit there are people 1:02:19.600 --> 1:02:22.040 who get offended for other groups that they're not a 1:02:22.040 --> 1:02:22.800 part of, and. 1:02:22.680 --> 1:02:24.760 It's like this is not your fight to fight. We're 1:02:24.800 --> 1:02:26.600 not speaking on behalf of them. I don't give a fuck. 1:02:26.720 --> 1:02:30.120 Right, I'm talking to the people who actually it affects boom, 1:02:30.160 --> 1:02:33.240 that's it. But then you you know, there's jokes that 1:02:34.520 --> 1:02:38.240 you know, somebody might make a big deal about, and 1:02:38.280 --> 1:02:40.440 then there's other black people that are like, nah, I 1:02:40.480 --> 1:02:43.439 don't I don't see what the problem is. I don't 1:02:43.440 --> 1:02:45.840 think he's cooning, you know what, I mean, so it's 1:02:46.040 --> 1:02:50.600 very complex, it's very layered, it's a lot of work 1:02:50.600 --> 1:02:53.160 to be done, and nobody is perfect. And I think 1:02:53.280 --> 1:02:56.600 that's where it's coming from. When we call things problematic, 1:02:56.640 --> 1:03:00.439 it's like, well, help me figure out how to make 1:03:00.560 --> 1:03:01.200 this better. 1:03:01.280 --> 1:03:02.240 Oh, it's not my job. 1:03:02.280 --> 1:03:04.400 And it's like, well, that's why there's people out here 1:03:04.400 --> 1:03:06.280 who don't give a fuck and they're just saying anything 1:03:06.320 --> 1:03:07.400 and everything because it's. 1:03:07.200 --> 1:03:11.280 Like, well, we have to help or guide just in 1:03:11.360 --> 1:03:12.160 some kind of way. 1:03:12.760 --> 1:03:15.320 Yes, But also there are people who just are like fat, 1:03:15.440 --> 1:03:17.920 It doesn't matter if everyone's gonna be offended about what 1:03:17.960 --> 1:03:18.240 I say. 1:03:18.360 --> 1:03:20.120 I'm still gonna say what I want to say, and 1:03:20.200 --> 1:03:21.760 y'all just have to do with it. I'm not speaking 1:03:21.800 --> 1:03:22.800 on behalf of those people. 1:03:23.320 --> 1:03:24.960 Speaking on behalf of those people, but I'm saying that 1:03:25.000 --> 1:03:28.680 those people exist. We're not all tiptoeing around who might 1:03:28.760 --> 1:03:31.680 be upset. Yeah, I mean I think that stuff is 1:03:31.680 --> 1:03:36.040 gonna get said that sometimes you're like but like as 1:03:36.040 --> 1:03:39.640 a comedic performer and as somebody who gets on stage 1:03:39.680 --> 1:03:43.800 and says things that are like provocative or get people 1:03:43.840 --> 1:03:47.640 to gasp or whatever, like, please understand that I'm dragging 1:03:48.200 --> 1:03:52.200 straight men I'm dragging people with money. I'm not punching 1:03:52.320 --> 1:03:55.160 down during my set. I'm punching in all the directions. 1:03:55.560 --> 1:03:59.800 I'm talking about rich white dudes. I'm roasting hot white women. 1:04:00.280 --> 1:04:03.040 I'm talking about black girls, Obera House, I'm talking about 1:04:03.120 --> 1:04:07.040 everybody and anything. So please don't listen to a piece 1:04:07.080 --> 1:04:10.120 of what I'm performing at any point that a longer 1:04:10.120 --> 1:04:13.520 set comes out and say this is what I'm focused on. 1:04:13.640 --> 1:04:16.840 When when I dragged everybody, right, that's what I'm saying. 1:04:17.080 --> 1:04:21.720 You will opportunity Murray, equal opportunity reasy, thank you. We 1:04:21.840 --> 1:04:22.200 love that. 1:04:22.240 --> 1:04:27.680 And that's a great, great title. Okay, I think we 1:04:27.800 --> 1:04:30.000 got through it all. I think we hit all of 1:04:30.040 --> 1:04:34.000 the points for today. You know, it's we gotta go. 1:04:34.120 --> 1:04:38.000 We got a deeper dive in the Patreon and really 1:04:38.480 --> 1:04:42.919 like get into some more stuff. But again, it's send us, 1:04:43.240 --> 1:04:45.120 send us emails, send us pictures. 1:04:45.120 --> 1:04:46.000 What's the email again? 1:04:48.320 --> 1:04:53.520 The unofficial expertise unofficial expertise at gmail dot com. 1:04:53.600 --> 1:04:54.720 Yeah, email us there. 1:04:54.840 --> 1:04:57.320 We will take it and we will read it out loud, 1:04:57.720 --> 1:04:59.400 and y'all have to let us know if it's okay 1:04:59.440 --> 1:05:00.760 to repost your pictures. 1:05:00.960 --> 1:05:02.440 I don't know, like I don't want to. 1:05:02.440 --> 1:05:05.800 Be disrespectful, but the pictures are great, and people were 1:05:05.840 --> 1:05:08.280 sending me stuff in the DMS and I was like. 1:05:08.480 --> 1:05:12.880 Wow, people are fucking hot. Everybody is so hot. I 1:05:12.920 --> 1:05:13.720 love you all. 1:05:13.920 --> 1:05:17.760 I'm so blessed to be able to do this podcast 1:05:17.760 --> 1:05:22.920 for so long with my very best friend, and just. 1:05:23.040 --> 1:05:26.440 We've created a community that's all over. I love this 1:05:26.480 --> 1:05:26.880 for us. 1:05:27.760 --> 1:05:31.520 Please stay sexy, please stay attractive, Please keep listening to 1:05:31.520 --> 1:05:34.479 the podcast, and hopefully Kate finds love in. 1:05:34.760 --> 1:05:38.120 The United in Ireland, the United Ireland States. 1:05:38.400 --> 1:05:42.479 Yeah, yeah, and rate and review and comment. We need more. 1:05:43.120 --> 1:05:44.720 I saw, you know what, when I told people to 1:05:44.760 --> 1:05:47.920 repost us. They've been doing it. 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