Speaker 1: Forever. Okay, talking talking talking, talking to.
Speaker 2: Me, swuking' swalking talking talking to me, swaking at me,
Speaker 2: talking to me.
Speaker 1: It's swaking at me, looking at me? Is that our news?
Speaker 1: New Piet swalking in swalking talking s walking at me.
Speaker 3: That would be a great podcast talking talking. No, they
Speaker 3: would not allow it. I think there would be like
Speaker 3: music I would love, is it?
Speaker 1: We should do it? Wish a Marie?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what team she got behind her, her SONY don't care,
Speaker 2: her husband, HER's her husband and she cares.
Speaker 1: Okay, but we're.
Speaker 2: Bringing awareness to Amory and her music that came out
Speaker 2: in the early two thousand.
Speaker 3: Remember she fought for that song that j Lo was
Speaker 3: gonna gonna song this song? Oh is this one thing
Speaker 3: they got me FIBs? Yep, that was gonna be j LO. Honestly,
Speaker 3: don't you do that.
Speaker 1: We're not doing that.
Speaker 2: I mean A mari is not known for being an
Speaker 2: A plus vocalist, so and j Loo can't sing, so
Speaker 2: really the song would It probably sounded the same, is
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Shut up. I'm glad that Emery fought for that song.
Speaker 3: That song was number one, It was everywhere it was
Speaker 3: in It was in soundtracks and whatnot.
Speaker 2: People love to black people movies and black people radio stations.
Speaker 2: J LOO would have been mainstream.
Speaker 3: Hello the Unofficial Expert with Marie problematic Foston.
Speaker 1: And Sydney diluted Washington. Sock get sock and sock gets
Speaker 1: sucking in me.
Speaker 2: Hey, I am at Sydney's house covered in cat hair.
Speaker 3: Stop it, yes, stop it. Facts, don't do this. This is
Speaker 3: my air podcase, is it? I'm put it in my side. Okay, great,
Speaker 3: I have mine over here too. Don't say that. Some
Speaker 3: people are listening, who don't they do, but they understand.
Speaker 1: Stop Marie, you got two cats? It's how bad? Is it?
Speaker 2: It's pretty bad. I see the white hairs. I mean
Speaker 2: you're trying to say that these is your white hairs.
Speaker 1: No, listen.
Speaker 3: The only way for there to be no cat here
Speaker 3: is I just ordered a new vacuum. I'm going to
Speaker 3: be vacuuming every day. Okay, every day. It's a new vacuum.
Speaker 3: The one I have now is with thirty dollars, and
Speaker 3: it actually vacuums like it's thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: I can't be mad. Right, they was not giving dyce
Speaker 1: in anything.
Speaker 3: No, right, no, And then I'm gonna get the rolling
Speaker 3: sticky thing, the lit brush.
Speaker 1: Get that too, the lit roller. Yeah, I'm going to
Speaker 1: do one of them. You're going to do the blankets
Speaker 1: and the pillows are you'll do the plant like what
Speaker 1: you call lint roll. I'm gonna do everything, the cats.
Speaker 1: Everything is going to be let roll. If you're not
Speaker 1: gonna lit roll the cats, then did I take my meds?
Speaker 1: I think I did. That feels like something you should know.
Speaker 1: I should knew.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't know that, But you know, sometimes I put
Speaker 3: it down and I don't have a glass of water
Speaker 3: near it, and then because of my ad D, I'm
Speaker 3: all over the place.
Speaker 1: Right, But let's is there water in the glass or no?
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. That's your glass. That's as Hommiday on it.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing about Carolina's wayward home for you know,
Speaker 3: battered wives, everything her stuff is my.
Speaker 2: Stuff, right because Hamaday is Carolina's husband, Yes, but his
Speaker 2: mug is at your house?
Speaker 1: Is here right now? There's a stranger in my house. Girl.
Speaker 3: Imagine I was having an affair with holidays, straight affair
Speaker 3: with holiday. We would have to type that up real quick.
Speaker 3: That's a great short film. Horror, horror, why, that's not
Speaker 3: a horror for you, right, Okay, I think I was
Speaker 3: calling you a whore. Oh I either way, horror horror, horror, horror, horror, horror, horror.
Speaker 3: That's a good that's it. Okay, write that down. See Okay,
Speaker 3: if you guys can't tell, Andrew is not here.
Speaker 1: Today, we're not on the zoom.
Speaker 3: We're not on the zoom today, so we have to
Speaker 3: keep track of our freaking titles today.
Speaker 1: Marie, are you gonna do that? Yeah, I'm don't get
Speaker 1: in the notes.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you. Okay, a stranger in my house, that's
Speaker 3: a good one too.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. Talking to me, talking talking, talking
Speaker 1: talking at me.
Speaker 3: No, the first thing, the first thing we say can't
Speaker 3: be of the episode. Why because people listen specifically for
Speaker 3: us to figure out what it is. Fine, fine, but
Speaker 3: write it down. Talking talking, talking, talking at me.
Speaker 1: You gotta do talking four time, swalk and swalk and
Speaker 1: swak and swak, swalking to me.
Speaker 3: We're dragging this, okay. So Marie, we have not seen
Speaker 3: each other.
Speaker 1: It feels like for two months, a month, a month. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I was like, Sydney's not coming back.
Speaker 3: That's a lie. I'm saying that's a lie. I said,
Speaker 3: Sydney's not coming back. You're saying that's a lie that
Speaker 3: I said that. Yeah, well, Sins, how many times did
Speaker 3: you extend your trip? I will tell you this, after
Speaker 3: twelve days of LA, you need to go back home.
Speaker 3: I don't care if it's like, unless you're booked the
Speaker 3: whole time, you cannot have idle time in LA.
Speaker 1: It's just not smart.
Speaker 3: It's detrimental to your well being if you go.
Speaker 1: To dinner or meet up with people.
Speaker 3: Eventually, no, up top, we're talking about scripts things that
Speaker 3: they booked, and I'm just here like.
Speaker 1: Well, I love my girlfriend, yeah and I love being
Speaker 1: with her. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And they're like, okay, So anyway, because I was in
Speaker 3: that Sony that the meeting with Sony, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, you were trying to give us a bad deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So my manager says, you guys got
Speaker 1: to come better than that.
Speaker 3: Yes, you guys, guys, you guys.
Speaker 2: Guy says So my manager said, yeah, my agent was
Speaker 2: actually at that meeting with Lucy Lou.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then Drew Barry and it's like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: want to talk about this.
Speaker 1: Tell him, tell him that's a good title. My agent
Speaker 1: was at lunch with Lucy Lou. That's too long.
Speaker 2: I'm not writing that down. It's too long on the thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, fine, all right, you're right. So I was like,
Speaker 3: after what I was like, I had a panic attack.
Speaker 3: I was like, I have to get fucking home. I
Speaker 3: have to get home.
Speaker 2: You said, twelve days after being in I let you
Speaker 2: had a panic attack. Yes, but then you were there
Speaker 2: for another thirty nine days.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, were you waiting for the Jet Blue ticket prices
Speaker 2: to come down?
Speaker 3: Bitch? Something is wrong with me, yes, something is fucking
Speaker 3: wrong with this. I don't know anybody who's listening. Can
Speaker 3: you please let me know what fucking disease I have.
Speaker 3: I will wait till a fucking ticket is a thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: then I'll book it right, And no matter what, no
Speaker 3: matter what I said, you should book it now it's
Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: And she'll be like, I'm a boocket.
Speaker 3: Marie is the price checker. Okay, she she updates me
Speaker 3: like no other.
Speaker 1: I'm like, babe, is that three hundred today? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: then and then.
Speaker 3: She'll be off her job for a week and it's
Speaker 3: a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, I'm not off my job. I
Speaker 2: bought my ticket already. I'm no longer checking the prices, right, Okay,
Speaker 2: so when I buy mine the price checker, I'm clocked out, babe,
Speaker 2: I'm no longer on.
Speaker 3: The Okay, she's clocked out, babe. That's the title. Thank
Speaker 3: you what she's clocked.
Speaker 1: Out, babe? Clock out for me cd M. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna put clocked down.
Speaker 2: I don't like she's clocked out, bab, but okay, I
Speaker 2: guess I'll put it down.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I was in La, Marie, did you miss me? Honestly, Sydney.
Speaker 3: No, She the bitch moved on and I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I was like, is she gonna remove my title? What's
Speaker 1: the title? Baby best friend?
Speaker 2: Well, well moved to La. I was like, this is
Speaker 2: what it's gonna be when Sydney moves to La for real.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I kicked a can down the
Speaker 2: street by myself.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, bye, my say every day
Speaker 1: every day Jesus.
Speaker 3: And I was like, wow, Marie, can I tell you
Speaker 3: guys what she said to me recently?
Speaker 1: Please tell them?
Speaker 3: I fucking FaceTime her life every day, like every call
Speaker 3: like normal?
Speaker 1: How many times like normal? No, Sidney not like normal, Marie.
Speaker 3: We've been facetiming for fucking years. Now sudden Sydney hits me. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: let me know, let me finish.
Speaker 2: Sidney's not like normal. Yes, we've been facetiming for years.
Speaker 2: But you used to also call me regular. You don't
Speaker 2: call me regular?
Speaker 1: No, call me regular. That's that's a great. Call me regular.
Speaker 1: You call me regularly. That is a title, bitch, right
Speaker 1: and down right now, stay in the moment. I am.
Speaker 1: I am sharing my truth. They talk talk say it.
Speaker 2: You used to call me regular, And now Sidney would
Speaker 2: be like across the street from my house and she'll
Speaker 2: face time me, or she'll be I don't know, on
Speaker 2: the toilet but naked and chill face time me or
Speaker 2: whatever she's doing. And then it's like, sis, you, every
Speaker 2: call doesn't have to be a FaceTime call. And she was,
Speaker 2: and she was fake upset about it, or actually really
Speaker 2: upset about it. But it was like, I'm weaning everybody
Speaker 2: off of FaceTime. We about to we're outside again. You
Speaker 2: can schedule, you can schedule some time, babe to see
Speaker 2: me in real life.
Speaker 1: I said, I said this on a podcast.
Speaker 3: I said, if you are looking at your phone and
Speaker 3: seeing that people were not returning your text messages, they
Speaker 3: are declining your FaceTime. They not hitting you back in
Speaker 3: the DMS is because they are vaccinated and they are
Speaker 3: out and they don't give a damn.
Speaker 1: They're like they have.
Speaker 3: Used you for the time being of the of the panmorama,
Speaker 3: and it's They're like, it's over, We're out.
Speaker 1: There's there is literally no reason to keep in contact. No,
Speaker 1: there's no reason why every call needs to be a FaceTime.
Speaker 2: Look, I just want to be in my house with
Speaker 2: my conditioner in my hair and my shower cap on
Speaker 2: and my my titties lathered up with soap and know
Speaker 2: that I don't have to pick up the phone and
Speaker 2: angle it weird on FaceTime.
Speaker 3: You can just call me regular, call me by your
Speaker 3: face time, call me and I pick up.
Speaker 1: Call me by your face time.
Speaker 2: If you call me regular, it's more likely you have
Speaker 2: a ninety eight percent chance that I'm gonna pick up
Speaker 2: the phone. But if it's a FaceTime, I'm gonna look
Speaker 2: at it for a really long time before I pick
Speaker 2: it up or before I ignore it.
Speaker 3: I've always said this that the reason why I FaceTime
Speaker 3: people is because you're less likely the lie. I can
Speaker 3: look into your eyes and see your soul and know
Speaker 3: that you're not doing well.
Speaker 1: Na, Sis, it's chap. Yes, I call people. I'm fine. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm fine. No you're not. Okay, you don't. That's not
Speaker 1: what you'll be facetiming me. For.
Speaker 2: First of all, you have a rolodex of niggas that
Speaker 2: you FaceTime on a daily basis.
Speaker 1: I need you to stop saying that on on social
Speaker 1: platform roller deckxs I.
Speaker 2: And when I say negroes, I mean white women, white men,
Speaker 2: black women, black men, everybody, black cat.
Speaker 1: She Sidney be having.
Speaker 2: Meetings with people's new babies, she'd be facetiming people's cats
Speaker 2: those things.
Speaker 1: Yes, you want to see the baby, great, you want
Speaker 1: to see the cats. Love that for you. But so
Speaker 1: you're saying I have to face time with a purpose.
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying every call doesn't have to be a FaceTime.
Speaker 2: And also, Sidney, let's be honest. Sometimes you FaceTime me
Speaker 2: and your skin, your face be done, your eyebrows be
Speaker 2: drawn on, and I'm looking like just an ashy missed
Speaker 2: the potato head, and I'd be like, I don't. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna be looking at my face.
Speaker 3: Over the head of Sydney's sexy face.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't. I don't have it in me.
Speaker 1: Neither does my self esteem.
Speaker 3: As mister potato head is a great a great title,
Speaker 3: and I need you to write.
Speaker 1: I need you to write it down. Poor for hor
Speaker 1: you gotta get out.
Speaker 2: Okay, the next time you say something, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: repeat it and shout that's the title. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: start screaming merch when you start sharing your pain with me,
Speaker 2: that's the title.
Speaker 1: Is a perfect title. Just so you know Marie.
Speaker 3: First of all, Marie has perfect teeth, so she actually
Speaker 3: makes me feel self conscious whenever I get on FaceTime
Speaker 3: because I'm always her teeth are white, well not only white,
Speaker 3: but they're straight, and she has no spaces. But I still,
Speaker 3: I still take it. I put my ego aside and
Speaker 3: I face to check on you.
Speaker 1: You put your side. I do, Thank you, sis.
Speaker 3: And speaking of egos, my girl is doing so well
Speaker 3: on Instagrams and just social media. People are talking you
Speaker 3: were in the streets everywhere.
Speaker 1: Everyone's talking about everybody. Everybody everybody's like, so funny, Marie,
Speaker 1: so funny. Oh you're talking about that Comedy Central clip
Speaker 1: that they posted. Just everything, what where you have to stop.
Speaker 1: You have to stop. I do have to stop. You
Speaker 1: have to stop talking like this girl.
Speaker 2: It's just when I do come, it's just when I
Speaker 2: do stuff with them, allegedly, I don't be happy with it. Allegedly,
Speaker 2: you have to say allegedly, I'd said allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, Marie,
Speaker 2: I think you think about that about everything though, and
Speaker 2: like you're phenomenal everything you do.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's my friend, and I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed
Speaker 3: to be you know this. This is just Sydney on
Speaker 3: the side.
Speaker 1: Sitting me on the side, sitting on that bull of shit.
Speaker 1: Wow do we miss being in the studio? I think
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I mean I recorded a couple of different people's episode
Speaker 2: like podcasts in the studio and it just feels good.
Speaker 1: And we gotta get some cameras. You were in the studio.
Speaker 1: Where were you when I did? Uh? See?
Speaker 3: The thing is, oh yeah, yeah, they're in the studio
Speaker 3: and they feed you, they give you food before you record.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it was wine in the studio.
Speaker 3: I said, oh, wow, imna have to leave forever.
Speaker 1: Allegedly you're so I got to get another other job.
Speaker 3: No, but yeah, they Yeah, you sit on the couch
Speaker 3: and there's like a bunch of camera people in the room,
Speaker 3: just like recording a wide shot and then individual shots.
Speaker 1: No. I saw it. I was like, I was. I
Speaker 1: saw the clips. I listened. I was like, this was
Speaker 1: this is great. I think we need to I think
Speaker 1: we need to go.
Speaker 3: A lot of conversation about anything and everything in topics.
Speaker 3: I mean, they let you know what the topic is.
Speaker 3: They then have like a chalkboard of like titles.
Speaker 2: They send you the topics the morning and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is it's professional.
Speaker 1: We don't have no topics for today.
Speaker 3: We don't because this is us having a real power
Speaker 3: since I left. And you know, you can't. You can't
Speaker 3: put us in a box right now. It's just unboxed, unboxed,
Speaker 3: unboxed box.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I feel like I want to scale back. I'm going
Speaker 3: to say that on are you going to scale back?
Speaker 3: I have to let this be known. I'm scaling back.
Speaker 1: You scaling what back?
Speaker 3: I'm scaling back as like as open as I have
Speaker 3: to scale back.
Speaker 1: Wow, Yeah, I think it's I think it's time.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's okay to just say anything and
Speaker 3: everything to show my cooch, like I have to stop.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Yes, Sidney, we had to talk to
Speaker 1: HR about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I understand, And so I just have to
Speaker 3: I have to reel it in and I have to
Speaker 3: start with the pod.
Speaker 1: So now the listeners want to know.
Speaker 2: You say scaling back, but they feel like you've already
Speaker 2: kind of skilled back.
Speaker 1: So what does that mean you're going to be on
Speaker 1: here talking about.
Speaker 3: I know the fans want to know. The fans do
Speaker 3: want to know. I mean they complain, they complain. They're like, Sidney,
Speaker 3: what exactly are you bringing? And I'm like, that's not true.
Speaker 1: I have love to say something it's not true, it's
Speaker 1: not it's not true.
Speaker 3: I feel like I definitely have a different perspective and
Speaker 3: anything that you are talking about, I'm gonna say that's wrong.
Speaker 2: So if all you wanna do is say it's wrong,
Speaker 2: but you're not dragging nobody. I am dragging not telling
Speaker 2: us your business, I am telling my Are you you
Speaker 2: just said you're gonna skial back. I think what it
Speaker 2: is is that.
Speaker 3: Anybody and everybody can listen to this and whether you
Speaker 3: whether you know it or not, there are some secret listeners.
Speaker 3: There's some people that are listening but that you would
Speaker 3: never know. It's like, yes, lurking listeners. A lot of
Speaker 3: people in the comedy community, you know, they're just trying
Speaker 3: to figure.
Speaker 1: Out in industries listening.
Speaker 2: They listening to this podcast right now so they can
Speaker 2: write their little screenplay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't put it past someone to have gone back
Speaker 3: on old episodes of ours, take certain experiences that we've
Speaker 3: had and turn it into something because we are one
Speaker 3: of a kind.
Speaker 1: We're one of a kind like Mary Kay and Ashley
Speaker 1: and we're the Magic school Bus. So magic school Bus?
Speaker 1: Is that one of the kind? What are we? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just felt like that went with what
Speaker 1: we were talking about. Sorry, strike that from the record
Speaker 1: overalled edit. This is a great time to put it
Speaker 1: in an ad.
Speaker 2: Ad to put the commercial break in there. Wait, so
Speaker 2: did we ever figure out if you took your meds
Speaker 2: or not?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. So what happens if
Speaker 1: you take it twice? I don't think that's good, friend.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna it's better to just like, yeah, wait till
Speaker 3: the next day, because you don't need to pile it up.
Speaker 1: You definitely don't need to pile it up.
Speaker 3: That's that's they specifically say, Hey, if you don't know
Speaker 3: if you took your mad, definitely don't double up.
Speaker 1: Just wait till the next day.
Speaker 2: Wow, friend, Yeah, I mean you sound real at ease
Speaker 2: about this, like you're not even worried about it.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm definitely on edge. My anxiety is to the roof.
Speaker 3: It's to the roof. I got home from a gorge.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I have to come back to
Speaker 1: New York and be miserable.
Speaker 2: Why you don't have to be miserable in New York anymore, Sydney.
Speaker 2: The sun is coming out, people are doing things outdoors.
Speaker 2: Are you going to be stepping out? Are you staying
Speaker 2: e I d House. We both did shows last week. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in real life.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And you know, comedy is exciting again because people are
Speaker 2: excited to be outside.
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3: The net is coming back, guys, We're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 3: put up the tickets. You if you don't buy a ticket,
Speaker 3: please don't text me and be like, hey, I'm I
Speaker 3: don't want to hear none of that.
Speaker 1: We don't have it. We don't have We don't have
Speaker 1: a room to pick nobody. It's above me. It's above me.
Speaker 1: There's the best Western across the street. It's above me.
Speaker 3: I just know it's very limited seating, and you know
Speaker 3: the tickets are gonna go quick boom gone by the
Speaker 3: time this episode comes out with ticket's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be gone from We're gonna sold out.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be like it's gonna be like twelve tickets available,
Speaker 2: so you can't get one of the twelve.
Speaker 3: I would I suggest you while you're listening, you go
Speaker 3: on the website right now and see if the tickets available.
Speaker 1: Don't care what Sydney waiting on a flight to go
Speaker 1: to it down. It's gonna be gone. It's great.
Speaker 3: Can you believe how much we have another trip coming up?
Speaker 1: Don't say it like that, say casual.
Speaker 2: We don't want Scootny to be upset with us, so
Speaker 2: we have another trip coming up. When you say another
Speaker 2: trip coming up, it sounds like we're taking a lot
Speaker 2: of trips, But honestly, you're taking more trips than me.
Speaker 3: Well, it's actually a friend of ours that's taking more
Speaker 3: trips than both of us combined. But yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 3: gotta we gotta get out again, right, So we're taking
Speaker 3: a trip, you know, just a little getaway and local local.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I paid so much money for those tickets. I'm embarrassed.
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed too because we're on the same exact flight
Speaker 2: and my tickets didn't cost that much. But realistically, Sidney,
Speaker 2: you really thought I was gonna just keep giving you
Speaker 2: the price now every single.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, right, that was I don't know. I
Speaker 3: think my mento, my mental illness is my mento, Well
Speaker 3: what's my mento?
Speaker 2: My mental and my mental illness is that I can't
Speaker 2: respond to emails and ever. I also can't do like
Speaker 2: basic things like I'll put off something that's gonna take
Speaker 2: me ten minutes to do for six weeks.
Speaker 1: Same and then when I finally do it, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I think, I.
Speaker 3: Think we're twin souls, Marie, twin Peaks. I never saw
Speaker 3: twin Peaks, me neither, but it just it felt right.
Speaker 3: Twin Peaks. Uh, yeah, I mean we I think we've
Speaker 3: been talking about this for over a year, about us not.
Speaker 1: Being able to do basic things. It's hard. It's really hard.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like, I don't know, are you about
Speaker 1: to cry? No? But if I did, what would you do?
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, okay, are we doing if I
Speaker 3: was about to cry that? Thank you for sham wearing
Speaker 3: my tears.
Speaker 1: You don't have to cut the cut.
Speaker 3: Cut the camera, dead assas, cut the camera, todd ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been talking about this for over a year,
Speaker 2: but we're on the other side of it now.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I mean we're coming out of this better.
Speaker 3: I will say I know.
Speaker 1: I said that out loud because this is this is
Speaker 1: what we have to say. Marie.
Speaker 3: Anything that we're thinking, we have to say the opposite.
Speaker 3: And then you keep saying that you gotta fake it till.
Speaker 1: You make it. Oh, you have to Okay, you have
Speaker 1: to do it, Marie. Anything you're thinking, you have to
Speaker 1: say the opposite. You have to. Mmm. You're like, opsh man,
Speaker 1: I can't do anything. I am doing it all mm boom,
Speaker 1: So you be doing that. I yes, I do be
Speaker 1: doing it. I wish you guys see this. Yes, I
Speaker 1: swear to you.
Speaker 3: I was I was talking to somebody who was I saying,
Speaker 3: who is I fucking talking to?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I was saying that, uh, Oh, I think I was
Speaker 3: talking to Larry. I was like, it's just so much
Speaker 3: better to do something with someone else because even if
Speaker 3: you both are feeling like, oh fuck, I don't want
Speaker 3: to do this, it's lifted off your shoulders. Now, it
Speaker 3: doesn't feel like work. It's it's just fun, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. And that's how I feel when I'm
Speaker 3: with you. I'm like, why don't why don't Why aren't
Speaker 3: we just on stage together all the time?
Speaker 1: Then it doesn't feel like work.
Speaker 2: You're trying to go on the road as a duoy.
Speaker 2: You're trying to go on the road as a duel.
Speaker 3: Like when we when it's time to file our taxes,
Speaker 3: we do it as a duo. Yo.
Speaker 2: My accountant told me I need to call him today
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, yeah, Well because he send
Speaker 2: me an email that had mad questions in it seven
Speaker 2: days ago, and you know, shout out to Google for
Speaker 2: letting you, like hitting you with the little nudge you
Speaker 2: received this seven days ago?
Speaker 1: Do you want to respond Gmail? Right?
Speaker 2: So I responded to him this morning and he was like,
Speaker 2: can you call me today? So He's like, you have
Speaker 2: W two's and ten ninety nine from last year and
Speaker 2: also killing me. So I was like, I don't know, struggling, Marie,
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to still have that stuff.
Speaker 3: I want, I need, I need them to up my meds.
Speaker 3: There's no I am, Marie. I think I think I did.
Speaker 3: Allegedly I did. Yeah, whatever I said was exactly.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: We know I need more miligrams. Why I don't know,
Speaker 3: I do well, I do know. I feel like my
Speaker 3: anxiety is back like before. I wouldn't feel anything like.
Speaker 3: Every time I think that I would be about to
Speaker 3: be anxious about something, it's like I'm calm, I'm.
Speaker 1: Chill, no worries, But now it's in my throat. Sydney.
Speaker 1: I think everybody's anxiety is going up.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you how mine manifest Talk to me.
Speaker 1: Talk to me. It takes me.
Speaker 2: If I have to be somewhere, Let's pull out a
Speaker 2: time at twelve o'clock, twelve thirty, it takes me so
Speaker 2: long to get ready to leave my house that by
Speaker 2: the time I start getting ready, I'm already probably late
Speaker 2: preach right, So then after I'm ready, I'm dressed, I
Speaker 2: got whatever on my hat, my wig, my do rag.
Speaker 2: And then it takes me further to actually leave because
Speaker 2: I'm like, I should pee?
Speaker 1: Should I change? Are these the shoes? Alexa? What's the weather? Alexa?
Speaker 1: What's the weather? Like I'm looking out the window.
Speaker 2: But also I have this like crippling anxiety that I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have on too much clothes or not enough clothes
Speaker 2: when I go outside, Like I'm like, am I gonna
Speaker 2: be hot in this?
Speaker 1: You know? In my anxiety? The jacket is the jacket
Speaker 1: for me? Right? What kind of jacket for me?
Speaker 3: It's I'm like, I'm gonna be I look crazy with
Speaker 3: this bubble jacket all but it might be twenty three
Speaker 3: degrees all of a sudden, right right, It's fucked.
Speaker 2: Because we're in that that crappy area where it's like
Speaker 2: it could be warm during the day, but then at
Speaker 2: night it's cold.
Speaker 1: No, it's always bad.
Speaker 3: And then I was forty minutes to a show the
Speaker 3: other night, forty minutes because I just fucking couldn't. I
Speaker 3: was like, I hate these pants. The pants don't fit.
Speaker 3: Oh I like the pants. I like the top of
Speaker 3: the pants with the bottom of the bands look crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it fits under over my ass, but
Speaker 3: my stomach, my gut is coming over the bands right.
Speaker 1: It was like, what size was I before this pandemic?
Speaker 1: The fuck?
Speaker 2: Sometimes you would order pants that were too small. Stop
Speaker 2: it you, I will, I will you on the record.
Speaker 2: You're saying this on the record. You never ordered pants
Speaker 2: that were too small for you.
Speaker 1: Because the lies that you do.
Speaker 2: You never ordered pants that were too small for you.
Speaker 2: I have pairs of your pants at my house that
Speaker 2: you ordered that were.
Speaker 1: Too small for you.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was during the pandemic, though, we need to
Speaker 3: stop saying when the pandemic. It's still going on, guys,
Speaker 3: COVID is still out here, And did you know I
Speaker 3: don't know if I should say this, this.
Speaker 1: Is you should probably say it. Did you know.
Speaker 3: That you could get vaccinated and still get COVID but
Speaker 3: you won't die. You can still you could still get it,
Speaker 3: but you won't die. You can still pass it.
Speaker 2: I thought the vaccine was like it made you, like
Speaker 2: you know when you spray your tims with.
Speaker 1: Like waterproof stuff and water like beads off. I thought
Speaker 1: the vaccine was like that spray.
Speaker 3: No, you can get it, but it's it doesn't kill you.
Speaker 3: It's like you're because you're you're still like immune to
Speaker 3: it a little bit, but you can still pass it
Speaker 3: on to other people who don't, who are not protected.
Speaker 1: That's why everybody needs to get vaccine. So you can
Speaker 1: still get COVID.
Speaker 3: Yes, do you get the vaccine, Yes, but but you
Speaker 3: won't die because your body already has it in the
Speaker 3: system or whatever. That's what That's what I heard. That's
Speaker 3: what I read. Don't read that front all the way.
Speaker 3: Listen to me, but listen to me. Is this a
Speaker 3: Sydney fact in the New York Times hashtag Sydney fact.
Speaker 1: I need somebody to check a Sydney fact for me
Speaker 1: or favor.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So yeah, that yo, Marie. We have the same thing.
Speaker 3: But probably everybody is doing the same thing.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Everyone's anxiety levels are higher because what we are excited
Speaker 2: to go back outside. More people are vaccinated. Stuff is
Speaker 2: opening up, stuff is saying open later. The subway I
Speaker 2: think runs till two am now instead of eleven pm.
Speaker 1: Whatever. But like I don't know, I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Carry you jacket around all day if I don't need it,
Speaker 2: But I also don't want to not have something on
Speaker 2: and my nipples are hard and I can't properly full
Speaker 2: my you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So that, but then the jackets are holding us back, right,
Speaker 3: But then.
Speaker 2: When we do get outside, people feel good to be
Speaker 2: around people, but it also feels weird to be around people.
Speaker 3: Well right now, it's it's just it's one of those
Speaker 3: wacky gray areas that I mean, some people are gonna
Speaker 3: wait it out. They're like, I'm not getting out there
Speaker 3: until first of all, it's hot, okay, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, where we don't even have to think about
Speaker 3: a jacket or clothes, right, you know you can you
Speaker 3: crap topies.
Speaker 1: Ropp and your croptop panties. Crap top Okay, that's a title.
Speaker 1: Cropped up hand you write that down.
Speaker 2: I write it crept up you grab it down, Marie
Speaker 2: Sham can you give me my note book.
Speaker 3: It's just it's actually funny when we just have a
Speaker 3: list of stuff so that people can see it. Actually,
Speaker 3: so even if you don't want it to be a title,
Speaker 3: it's something that it just feels like, you know, kind
Speaker 3: of a waste. City's on the bean bag. That's what
Speaker 3: that noise is in the background. Sorry, guys, yeah, so
Speaker 3: I feel like some people are not really gonna go
Speaker 3: out until maybe June, which is fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you say that title was? I didn't
Speaker 1: crop top panties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that people are gonna wait. But then
Speaker 2: there's people who they've been ready to go back outside since.
Speaker 1: I don't even know when. But I also am waiting
Speaker 1: for it to get warm.
Speaker 2: But for me, the way that I am starting to feel,
Speaker 2: I just I can't not go outside at all for
Speaker 2: days and days at a time anymore. I have to
Speaker 2: go outside to get some air or take a lab
Speaker 2: or go to the grocery store. And I have to
Speaker 2: make sure that I see a friend on like a
Speaker 2: friend a day or a friend every couple of days.
Speaker 2: I just I can't the days are like better for
Speaker 2: me at the end of the day if I get
Speaker 2: home and I'm like, h that'saw my friend today? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like I with Carolina are my Tuesday friends?
Speaker 1: Is that so for today?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, because I see you today and
Speaker 2: you don't want to go upstairs and I'm not.
Speaker 1: Going ahead do wor? I was like, is that on
Speaker 1: a schedule? It's on my schedule, It's on my it's
Speaker 1: on my schedule, Marie.
Speaker 3: I want to hide underneath my bed. I'm not even lying.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad you're here, but I legit was two
Speaker 3: seconds away from canceling.
Speaker 1: Why why yeah, why the fuck we just talked about?
Speaker 3: I was like, I have like anxiety about me coming
Speaker 3: over here, know about doing stuff about I'm like, I
Speaker 3: literally want to hide underneath the bed and turn my
Speaker 3: phone off.
Speaker 2: Well, since we have two patreons, two bonus, that's sooosed
Speaker 2: to record after this, sony, for you to get.
Speaker 1: To get centered. Yeah, I will. What I What have
Speaker 1: I been doing? What have you done for me lately? Talking? Talking, talking,
Speaker 1: talking to me? I have been talking. I've been talking
Speaker 1: to you the whole time. Okay.
Speaker 3: So another thing that has been like hitting me in
Speaker 3: the head.
Speaker 1: Okay is health. Health is I need to go get
Speaker 1: a check up. Okay? Do you have insurance? I do
Speaker 1: have insurance. How do you think insurance? I have insurance?
Speaker 3: How do you think I'm getting my medication? Friend, it's
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars a bottle. I'm not paying that one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars a bottle. Title, But that's a you thing,
Speaker 3: you know, that's not really a thing. I know, it's okay.
Speaker 1: I can take that. I'm glad that you can be.
Speaker 1: I can take that if I remember, I can take it.
Speaker 1: If I remember. I haven't had a check up in years, years, years.
Speaker 1: I haven't had a check up in a while.
Speaker 2: Do you remember a couple of years ago I woke
Speaker 2: up with like a crazy pain in my back.
Speaker 1: And what did I think? I thought I was dying.
Speaker 1: I was like, like I could breathe, hoop, dying.
Speaker 2: And I went to City MD because I did not
Speaker 2: have insurance, and they were like, it's gas. What And
Speaker 2: I was like what And they were like, it's gas.
Speaker 2: I guess the gas can travel up inside your body.
Speaker 1: I thought I was dying to know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I do know that, Like heartburn is pretty
Speaker 3: sucky and you just got to take better care of yourself.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 3: I did a cleanse for three days. You know, I
Speaker 3: didn't do it all the way right, but I did something.
Speaker 3: And my pee. I was like, there's no such thing
Speaker 3: as a golden shower. If your pea is not yellow,
Speaker 3: wait no, no, if it's coming out your coach or
Speaker 3: your peen, if it's p it's a golden shower. It
Speaker 3: is not if it's not yellow, if it's p it's
Speaker 3: a golden shower.
Speaker 1: Babe. That's a good title.
Speaker 3: It's a golden shower, it's not, it's not. So your
Speaker 3: definition of a golden shower is just yellow pea.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: So if someone peas on you during sex or sexually.
Speaker 1: What is that? What is that called a rainfall? M
Speaker 1: summer rain? Carl Thomas?
Speaker 3: We love him and you know Sydney your idiot r
Speaker 3: I P No, I just I need when's the last
Speaker 3: time you guys got your check up?
Speaker 1: Can you? Can you talk to me.
Speaker 2: The last time you let somebody pee on you or
Speaker 2: someone asked you to pee on them.
Speaker 3: No, that's not an important question. It's not when was
Speaker 3: your last check what? People are dying left and right?
Speaker 3: A black rob dyed you know DMX dide and people
Speaker 3: are passing away.
Speaker 1: Sure we were not healthy.
Speaker 2: Yes, people are going through lots of things, but also sexually,
Speaker 2: what are you dealing with?
Speaker 1: Babe?
Speaker 2: Are people peeing on you? I actually have something that
Speaker 2: I want to read, a listener thing. Oh that's right,
Speaker 2: we have listener stuff, right, but we can't these some
Speaker 2: of 'a' wa No, but we have it. Yes, but Sidney.
Speaker 3: We have a lot, so we have to say some
Speaker 3: for other days, but I did want to read this one.
Speaker 1: I'm a skip because it's a lot. This is from Kenny.
Speaker 3: Hey, Kenny, Okay, break up advice?
Speaker 1: Sidny. Do you think you give good breakup advice? Yeah? Sure? Oh? Okay, great,
Speaker 1: say the opposite? Whoa I am?
Speaker 2: An international human rights lawyer based in Nairobi, Kenya. Okay, Well,
Speaker 2: not tell y'all the people who listen to this podcast
Speaker 2: everywhere don't even live in the United States.
Speaker 1: I probably love that for y'all.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have been listening to the podcast for the
Speaker 2: last couple of years. Your mix of humor, realness, great guests,
Speaker 2: and finally including Andrew in more shows. Shout out to Andrew,
Speaker 2: who's not on this episode. Yeah, has been a constant
Speaker 2: part of my weekend routine.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I got into a relationship with someone I came to
Speaker 2: really care about, and some could say love.
Speaker 1: Ken he sounds like me.
Speaker 3: Some could say love. I'm not gonna say love, but
Speaker 3: some could say love.
Speaker 2: During the pandemic last year, even though I thought I
Speaker 2: would be okay with this breakup, we were open and
Speaker 2: he ended our relationship for someone else.
Speaker 1: I took it really hard. I'm in my late.
Speaker 2: Twenties and thought that the fact that I was older
Speaker 2: would make coping easier. My question is, what's been your
Speaker 2: experience when it comes to coping with breakups as you've
Speaker 2: grown older, and what are some of the lessons you've learned.
Speaker 2: Are breakups easier when you grow older. I'm gay and
Speaker 2: super focused on my career, and with super focused on
Speaker 2: my career when I was younger, so I didn't date
Speaker 2: a lot. Would really like your advice. Photo is of
Speaker 2: me post breakup. Okay, let me see him. Okay, let
Speaker 2: me see.
Speaker 1: Where daddy come on.
Speaker 3: Knees and kill Look at them, Megan, this Italian knees
Speaker 3: seezing caves, knees and calves.
Speaker 1: Let's call him knees and calves.
Speaker 2: Knees and calves, ken knees and calvesneasing calves.
Speaker 3: We love.
Speaker 1: But the phone is on your face, baby, We really
Speaker 1: wish you could see your face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean he's going through a breakup, so
Speaker 3: he's like, you're gonna get these knees and.
Speaker 1: Caves and we love that for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2: So open relationship started during dating during the pandemic left
Speaker 2: them for somebody else.
Speaker 1: I would be upset about that too. I don't care
Speaker 1: how open we are.
Speaker 3: I think that like there's something about somebody like not
Speaker 3: choosing you, you know, and choosing somebody else.
Speaker 1: Obviously that's gonna hurt, right, it's gonna hurt.
Speaker 3: But it's better that they be with who they want
Speaker 3: to be with than like just stay with you.
Speaker 2: Just because this is not advice for the person, Sydney.
Speaker 2: We are on Kenny, Team Kenny, hashtag team Kenny.
Speaker 1: We gotta give you advice to Kenny, not the X
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 3: Going no, no no. But I'm saying I'm also talking
Speaker 3: to Kenny. I don't want nobody who don't want to
Speaker 3: be kept right, So if you are upset that you
Speaker 3: weren't chose, you weren't chose. Even if that person would
Speaker 3: have stayed, they're thinking about, you know, piecing.
Speaker 1: Out li Sen.
Speaker 3: Breakups are a part of life, Okay, we've all dealt
Speaker 3: with breakups, some of us more recently than others.
Speaker 1: They happen.
Speaker 2: Even if you feel like even if you were mentally
Speaker 2: preparing for a relationship to end, when it.
Speaker 1: Ends, it's still gonna hurt a little bit.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be angry, you're gonna be sad, you're gonna
Speaker 2: be horny, you gonna be like, well, what the hell
Speaker 2: they're doing that I'm not doing or whatever. But I
Speaker 2: do think that the older you get, the easier it's
Speaker 2: supposed to get.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe some of our other relationships when we were younger
Speaker 2: were like less real, and when you're older they're more real.
Speaker 1: But also, this was a pandemic.
Speaker 2: But you met this person during the pandem and then
Speaker 2: they broke up with you during the pandem, So there's
Speaker 2: more weight on that stuff right now.
Speaker 3: Because you felt like, well, we got together during the pandemic.
Speaker 3: This is what we have is like maybe a little
Speaker 3: bit stronger because you met me at a bad time.
Speaker 3: Right we're both going through a global pandem and we
Speaker 3: don't really have anywhere else to go.
Speaker 1: Let's partner up.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you broke up with me, Like, I
Speaker 3: feel like a pandem relationship is less real sometimes?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow? I can't relate. I can't fucking relate.
Speaker 3: I think it's less real sometimes because we put extra
Speaker 3: weight on it. It's almost like if we had other
Speaker 3: distractions and other things to do right now, and we
Speaker 3: met this person that we were dating, we would be
Speaker 3: like less into them or it would be less intense.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm trying to say. I don't think that's
Speaker 3: the case for all of them. Here's my advice. Think
Speaker 3: about it as like, Wow, I'm free now to like
Speaker 3: get out there and date and have a good time.
Speaker 3: You know, with the rise of vaccinations and just people
Speaker 3: trying to be safer but also they want to pop
Speaker 3: that thing, It's like there's a lot of options out there.
Speaker 3: I think there's more options than there were before. And
Speaker 3: I do believe that if you step into this new
Speaker 3: cycle of dating with confidence and positivity and knowing what
Speaker 3: you want, you can actually thrive.
Speaker 2: Okay, positivity and knowing what you want. Sis, I love
Speaker 2: that for you. Thank you, Okay, thank you. What are
Speaker 2: some of the lessons that you've learned through breaking up?
Speaker 2: Through a breakup, do you have anything that you wanted
Speaker 2: to share a friend?
Speaker 3: I will say, I will I will say when you
Speaker 3: are breaking up, like, don't drag that shit on, don't
Speaker 3: drag it.
Speaker 1: On, drip it off like a band aid. Yeah, just get.
Speaker 3: Out everything that you needed to say, yeah, and then
Speaker 3: be done. With it because it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: we got to talk again, and then next week we
Speaker 3: got to talk again, and it's it's a lot of
Speaker 3: fucking talking and we texting and it's like either you're
Speaker 3: gonna block them or you're not. Like it's just it's
Speaker 3: too much back and forth and it's really confusing. And
Speaker 3: it's just like say what you want and know what
Speaker 3: you want.
Speaker 1: Say what you mean, and mean what you say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and know that when you leave the conversation,
Speaker 2: whatever that conversation is, know that you got everything off
Speaker 2: your chest that you wanted to get off your chest. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because you're gonna be lame in the bed at night, like,
Speaker 2: well why did I say? I should have said say it?
Speaker 2: Say it if you mean it, say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then stick to that.
Speaker 3: Right now, everybody's flippy floppity and like fickle or whatever,
Speaker 3: and I get that. There's you're being a human being,
Speaker 3: but really try to stick with this. Like if we've
Speaker 3: broken up, then we broken up and have that space
Speaker 3: and maybe y'all could get back with each other, you know,
Speaker 3: months later, but really take that space.
Speaker 2: But also, sometimes I'll step back from a relationship and
Speaker 2: be like, oh.
Speaker 1: What was I doing? Why did I do that? And
Speaker 1: why was I there for so long?
Speaker 2: I think that that's something that like, when you reflect
Speaker 2: on the relationship, you'll see it. You'll see the moments
Speaker 2: where you're like, well, I could have left too, but
Speaker 2: I was bored, so I let them stay.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I'm triggered about them. I was bored.
Speaker 1: I was bored, so I let them stay. What else
Speaker 1: you doing? It the stay exactly.
Speaker 3: That's a good title, Okay, Okay, So I should read
Speaker 3: one too, and I haven't. It's like big gay matchmaking
Speaker 3: in Ireland, sweeties. Okay, Hi, Sidney, Marie and Andrew. The
Speaker 3: pot has provided much needed el l content in the
Speaker 3: darkest depths of the pandem. So first of all, thank you.
Speaker 3: How about some beautiful listener news. Me and my sister
Speaker 3: Ellish pronounced Alish are big fans of yours and we
Speaker 3: are obviously working hard to spread the word in Ireland.
Speaker 1: At the beginning Ireland, babe, We're everywhere, We're everywhere. At
Speaker 1: the beginning of the year, she was surprised to meet
Speaker 1: a You meet a lovely young lady and Belfast who
Speaker 1: also happened to be a fan of the show get
Speaker 1: the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: They hit it off and some time later she asked
Speaker 3: her to be her girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh and it's so many pictures.
Speaker 3: A picture above Elish and her girlfriend Lauren on the
Speaker 3: coast of Northern Ireland. Alish and Lauren taking a wee selfie.
Speaker 3: Elish and Lauren and I at Easter in our we dogs,
Speaker 3: Malcolm and Kitty. I have shopped our cousin out so
Speaker 3: oh yeah, as she's not. Wait wait wait, I have
Speaker 3: shopped our cousin out so as not to complicate things.
Speaker 1: Thank you. We appreciate it because it was a lot
Speaker 1: of people in the photo.
Speaker 3: They are a beautiful couple and truly attestament to the
Speaker 3: powerful hotness of Unofficial Expert fan base.
Speaker 1: Anyways, if you guys could.
Speaker 3: Work on some magic and send a man my way,
Speaker 3: I would really appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I like men with good manners.
Speaker 3: The rest is negotiable, but perfectly not with AirPod dicks.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: A picture above me at a favorite place. Me yesterday
Speaker 3: at a unie with my best friend. Don't ask been there,
Speaker 3: done that? Love you girls, Love you lots girlies, and Andrew,
Speaker 3: can I get an unofficial expert to endorse a United Ireland. Womp, womp,
Speaker 3: Kate mclallin h twenty two. Okay, oh my god, that
Speaker 3: was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Okay, I endorse.
Speaker 3: The United Ireland. If y'all are all fine and fun.
Speaker 3: That's crazy that they both listen to the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and now they're together.
Speaker 1: Look at this couple. You see us community together? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, should we post? Can we post? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: she's really cute and that is so crazy. I am.
Speaker 3: I I almost want to like have a little tear.
Speaker 3: It's so beautiful. They're so cute together.
Speaker 1: Where's Belfast?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'm gonna look at it next year.
Speaker 3: We traveling, sis, I don't want to hear none of
Speaker 3: the bullshit. We don't have our money together, and we
Speaker 3: are traveling. We're taking trips, we're taking triels.
Speaker 1: We're taking a trip.
Speaker 2: So two people who listened to the podcast found each
Speaker 2: other and found love.
Speaker 1: In a hopeless place.
Speaker 3: They a panorama. They found it in a Panmarana, and
Speaker 3: I'm proud of them.
Speaker 2: I love this. I love that the lesbians are listening.
Speaker 2: I love that the gays are listening. I love that
Speaker 2: it's white people, black people, people with good jobs, people
Speaker 2: with bad jobs. I love this for us.
Speaker 1: I mean, we are powerful, but we're like we're slept on.
Speaker 1: We're slept on.
Speaker 3: People don't know how beautiful the things that we're doing here.
Speaker 3: And it's fine, it's fine. Do we have any straight
Speaker 3: male listeners in Ireland?
Speaker 1: Huh? Yeah, we gotta help our girl out, she.
Speaker 2: Says, as long as you don't have an AirPod peen's
Speaker 2: she's open.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I need y'all to slide if you are a straight
Speaker 3: man that lives in Ireland or how or maybe you
Speaker 3: you're in the UK or have miles and have no
Speaker 3: problem traveling to Ireland. I need y'all to slide in
Speaker 3: our motherfucking DMS asap.
Speaker 2: Now, Sis, are you open to Kate? Are you open
Speaker 2: to maybe a Scottish man? I don't know how the
Speaker 2: Irish and the Scottish people get along, but you know
Speaker 2: I looked that with a Scottish man once.
Speaker 3: It was I had a good time upstairs, downstairs, upstairs, downstairs. Duplex, Dick, duplex, dick, duplex, duplex.
Speaker 1: We love a duplex dick. Yeah. I love good for
Speaker 1: your friend.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying not, I digress, it's not this is
Speaker 2: not about me Sidney Gosh, I'm trying to make sure
Speaker 2: that Kate is open to it because I don't know
Speaker 2: if Irish people and Scottish people get along.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they do.
Speaker 3: There's no need, like, after after everything we've been through,
Speaker 3: you have to really sit back and be like is
Speaker 3: it worth it to be that mad? Like are we
Speaker 3: holding grudges? Like just let's let's move forward, y'all, let's
Speaker 3: do it. What have you done to you know, tone
Speaker 3: down the toxicity? Mmmm, turn it down. We don't need that.
Speaker 3: It's not we want to go back out and have
Speaker 3: a fucking good time. We've been doing shows and people
Speaker 3: are just happy that we're fucking breathing on stage.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's crazy cause it's like you actually shouldn't want us
Speaker 3: to breathe on stage, but they're love it.
Speaker 2: Well something news. They make you perform behind like a plexiglass. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's very intense. It's like, well I could.
Speaker 3: Have just called in from home, but we people don't
Speaker 3: want to do the zoom anymore. And it's hard for
Speaker 3: me because I literally just don't know how to act outside.
Speaker 3: I don't, I really don't. I'm all over the place.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get my set together. I'm talking on
Speaker 3: stage within like talking to the audience, going in and
Speaker 3: out of my set.
Speaker 1: It's all over the place, it is. That's how we
Speaker 1: perform now. Yeah, well that's how we perform now. I
Speaker 1: mean that's how it's not anyway.
Speaker 3: But yeah, when when my Comedy Central set comes out,
Speaker 3: Lord have mercy, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, you're scared of it. I don't remember
Speaker 1: what I said. I didn't even record it or anything.
Speaker 1: Oh what were you talking about? I was talking about
Speaker 1: getting arrested at the airport.
Speaker 3: Oh, I got arrested at the airport, and I did
Speaker 3: the bit about Facebook. I do remember you talking about Facebook,
Speaker 3: but I don't remember why you were talking about face.
Speaker 1: Because the girl on Facebook said that she had the
Speaker 1: best year of her life. That's hate speed, that's wild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the best year of your life is the best year
Speaker 1: of Walmart? Is she Jeff Bezos Bezos buzos.
Speaker 3: The best year of her life in twenty twenty it
Speaker 3: was the peak of everything. Everything was going on, like, well,
Speaker 3: how many years has this girl been a laugh? Because
Speaker 3: is she six?
Speaker 1: Think?
Speaker 3: Come on, friend, give me them tags that I should
Speaker 3: have had on my fucking set.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well we'll see what it sounds like. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I remember you had the yellow coat on.
Speaker 1: It was a good time. Yeah. People were laughing, but
Speaker 1: I just don't I don't know what. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I was. I know the I know. The getting
Speaker 1: arrested was funny. We were laughing at that. They were like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe that happened. And I was like, actually,
Speaker 1: if you knew me, we love getting arrested Sydney. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we love it. We don't want it to happen again,
Speaker 1: but do it. I think we are girl.
Speaker 3: The way my life is, I want any random shit
Speaker 3: to happen so I have something to jump about. So
Speaker 3: you would risk since you would show shank redemption. They
Speaker 3: pulled me over. The TSA pulled me over again again
Speaker 3: when I.
Speaker 1: Was coming in there. No no, no, no, they moved.
Speaker 3: They took my suitcase and then the woman like scanned
Speaker 3: it and she was like, I wonder why they put
Speaker 3: separated your back. It looks like you don't have anything
Speaker 3: in there except shoes. And I was like, that's it,
Speaker 3: that's exactly what's in their shoes.
Speaker 1: She's like so sorry about that. I was like better ahead. No,
Speaker 1: yea better ahead, bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm ready for any I'm ready to fall.
Speaker 3: I'm ready to like get hit by a bicycle. No, no,
Speaker 3: I don't mind my girlfriend like low key cheating on me.
Speaker 1: Like you have something to talk about it?
Speaker 3: Well, actually I couldn't even talk about that, so never mind,
Speaker 3: fucking never mind.
Speaker 1: Keep it in your pants, babe. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm not ready for any of those things. I'm
Speaker 2: ready for other and exciting things to happen, but so
Speaker 2: that I have stuff to talk about, but not not
Speaker 2: nothing that's gonna cause me physical pain.
Speaker 1: Hit by a bike, hit by a bus. You got
Speaker 1: hit by a bike before and you got a joke
Speaker 1: out of it. Yeah, but I have the joke already.
Speaker 1: I can't borrow that joke.
Speaker 3: Actually say it to mine, now, girl, could you borrow
Speaker 3: the joke?
Speaker 1: You're gonna say that you're a way cable?
Speaker 3: Yes, and which is not like far off because it's
Speaker 3: not secured at all. It's not glue down. I don't
Speaker 3: have a little new I don't have the comb in
Speaker 3: it nothing. It's just it's just on it on top.
Speaker 2: My wig is placed gently on my head, and then
Speaker 2: the hat is on top of it to hold it down.
Speaker 1: You want to be on time? Did you say they
Speaker 1: were dragging Tyra Banks on Twitter? Finally? Fucking finally what
Speaker 1: they say?
Speaker 2: They were just talking about how bad the show was
Speaker 2: and how she was very mean to the black girls
Speaker 2: on the show, and how she had the contestants do
Speaker 2: blackface one. Yeah, and you know how people are calling
Speaker 2: she would call Nigela noted fashion photographer, but we'd only
Speaker 2: we never saw him anywhere excepted.
Speaker 1: But maybe that was her shade, that was that.
Speaker 3: Was noted, Maybe that was her key key, like she
Speaker 3: kept saying noted, noted.
Speaker 1: Fashion photographer Nigel Bucket.
Speaker 3: Maybe she's laughing like nobody noticed like that. That actually
Speaker 3: is funny, But mean is Tyra.
Speaker 1: And then they were talking about her TV show that
Speaker 1: she had for a while. Remember she had a talk show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was she was homeless. She put on.
Speaker 2: I didn't know why the show, but I know that
Speaker 2: she put on a fat suit once to see if
Speaker 2: people would treat her differently in real life. And she
Speaker 2: had Naomi Campbell on to talk to her, and Naomi
Speaker 2: was like, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Why I'm here, yo. Honestly, she was like, Babe, I'm
Speaker 1: not really sure. I don't understand.
Speaker 3: I want to watch this episode now.
Speaker 1: This feels great.
Speaker 3: I mean, I just love the the early two thousands
Speaker 3: because you could just do anything and everything and get
Speaker 3: away with it. That's another thing I'm scared about. It's
Speaker 3: just what can I say? What I can I say?
Speaker 3: I don't need anything to come back and just bite
Speaker 3: me in the neck or something.
Speaker 1: People in the neck, bite you in the neck.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of the things that we
Speaker 2: were talking about, you know, four years ago BP before pantem,
Speaker 2: A lot of the things that were talking about VP,
Speaker 2: like it's not it's like everything everything is something.
Speaker 1: You say something and it's like, wow, that's well what
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 3: But that's okay, Marie, That's okay because again we are
Speaker 3: going to be making memories together.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be trashing, We're gonna be all the old jokes.
Speaker 3: Are homophobic, heterophobic, racist, transphobic, fat phobic, and homeless people
Speaker 3: right anti.
Speaker 2: I think you can't call homeless people homeless no more.
Speaker 2: You gotta call them anti house or something like that.
Speaker 3: Something it's my house means like they're against having homes.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying everything is something, and it's like, what
Speaker 2: I mean, if I'm being mean to everybody, then am
Speaker 2: I problematic? Or am I an equal, equal opportunity offender?
Speaker 1: Marie? Do you think you're mean? I mean, remember I
Speaker 1: had that wheelchair joke that.
Speaker 3: I mean if the Comedy Center said had included that,
Speaker 3: oh Man, completely different, say yeah, shout out to our
Speaker 3: listeners in wheelchairs, We see you, babe. Well why don't
Speaker 3: you Why don't you say the joke on here and
Speaker 3: let's listen what the people say.
Speaker 1: Just dissect the joke.
Speaker 2: Okay, so it was two different wheelchairs. Yes, which one
Speaker 2: do you want? You want the original wheelchair joke or
Speaker 2: you want the second one, the wheelchair joke from E
Speaker 2: prey Ho.
Speaker 1: The second one the e prey Hoe wheelchair situation was.
Speaker 3: Remember I was in Amsterdam and I matched with this
Speaker 3: guy and he was cute, and he was like, he
Speaker 3: was like, I.
Speaker 1: Should probably you know that I'm in a chair with
Speaker 1: wheels on it.
Speaker 3: And I was like, what, that's funny a chair with
Speaker 3: wheels on it, that's funny.
Speaker 2: Anyway, he didn't have no wheelchair photos on his tender.
Speaker 2: It looked like he was doing headstands. He was doing
Speaker 2: a plank in one of the photos. He was doing
Speaker 2: like no wheelchair, and so I said, I wasn't coming
Speaker 2: to his house. I said, I'm not coming to bad
Speaker 2: Back and Beyond. And I mean, that's basically what the
Speaker 2: joke was.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna bring it back. They said, that's punching
Speaker 1: down Marine. Well yeah, it's down. He's in a chair and.
Speaker 3: I'm staring and they're not gonna cut this section up
Speaker 3: and drag us.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, we're not doing that. I'm just you told
Speaker 1: me that I did. I did.
Speaker 3: But like this is justus dissecting. How could you make
Speaker 3: that joke better?
Speaker 1: Marine? Better? How could you make it better?
Speaker 3: I mean, how do we feel about somebody who's obviously
Speaker 3: in a wheelchair?
Speaker 1: Well not obviously because they didn't post it exactly not.
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 1: Like, how do we feel about that?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Like it's fine if I was with you and then
Speaker 2: it happened while we're together, but I don't know you,
Speaker 2: I've never met you. I'm just coming over with the
Speaker 2: penis Like, I'm not about to come over here and
Speaker 2: like have a conversation and break bread with you and
Speaker 2: the chair. I'm sorry, but this dude was so confident.
Speaker 2: And that's the other part of what happened is he
Speaker 2: was like he was like, he was like, it's gonna
Speaker 2: be good, or it's gonna be great, or you're gonna
Speaker 2: have a fabulous time. And I was like, I'm not
Speaker 2: I'm not coming over there, dude, like I've had bad
Speaker 2: sex with people who have good backs. I'm not wasting
Speaker 2: my dig tookens here and that was biscal it. I
Speaker 2: don't know how to make that joke better, but I
Speaker 2: did go and have better sex with I mean, somebody else.
Speaker 3: They'll say that that's ablest. They'll say that it's ablest. Okay,
Speaker 3: well they're able then and then the funny thing this
Speaker 3: is what Marie does, because then it gets like it
Speaker 3: does get tight.
Speaker 1: The room is like we're not laughing. He's like, so.
Speaker 3: Would you date somebody in a wheelchair? And then like
Speaker 3: nobody raises their hand, So it's like it's easy to
Speaker 3: be like you're a bad person, you're you know, you're ablest,
Speaker 3: But then you turn it on them and like, would
Speaker 3: you date somebody in a wheelchair?
Speaker 1: I think it's different. I think that's different.
Speaker 2: If I'm in this, if I'm in the city that
Speaker 2: I live in and I match with somebody and they
Speaker 2: say that to me, and I decide, all right, we
Speaker 2: let's cool, let's get a drink anywhere or whatever. Whatever
Speaker 2: it's different, there's there's potential for it to turn it
Speaker 2: to something else. It was never gonna be nothing else
Speaker 2: with me and this man, it was it could never
Speaker 2: be anything else.
Speaker 1: I was leaving the next day, bags was packed.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, maybe you could add that in the joke,
Speaker 3: like maybe like lead up to.
Speaker 2: You know, unpacking my bags and I'm leaving and then
Speaker 2: this man who doesn't have any wheelchair photos says he
Speaker 2: wanted me to go, Like, girl, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: think that there are people that gonna listen to this
Speaker 2: and they're gonna be like, oh, that's disrespectful.
Speaker 1: I will never listen to this podcast again.
Speaker 3: And no, no, no, I don't think I this is
Speaker 3: honestly us like trying to be better because we're talking
Speaker 3: it out. It's not like we're making the jokes. We're
Speaker 3: actually this is a joke. This could be considered problematic.
Speaker 3: How do we make this better? What are you actually
Speaker 3: trying to say? You're not saying you wouldn't date somebody
Speaker 3: in a wheelchair. At that specific moment, you said, well,
Speaker 3: I'm just coming over to get dick. I know, I
Speaker 3: feel like it's I'm not equipped for that.
Speaker 1: I want you to break my back. That's what I want. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's where I'm at. That's the jokes is.
Speaker 3: The joke is, I don't know if we're making this better,
Speaker 3: but this is the stuff that we have to say
Speaker 3: out loud to realize if.
Speaker 1: Something is bad or not.
Speaker 3: You know, And I'm telling you what they would say
Speaker 3: because I'm hearing it and I'm like, ah, that was
Speaker 3: funny to me.
Speaker 1: But also you're a comedian, and also I'm not in
Speaker 1: a wheelchair.
Speaker 3: I think we need to get somebody on the podcast
Speaker 3: who you know.
Speaker 1: Might be in a wheelchair. Wheelchair expert.
Speaker 3: No, there's gotta be a different title. Friend, that's not
Speaker 3: gonna work. I don't think somebody's gonna come on and
Speaker 3: talk about wheelchairs like that is no.
Speaker 2: Okay, then maybe you don't have to come on and
Speaker 2: be that, but you are going to talk about the
Speaker 2: chair sis.
Speaker 1: I mean I want to.
Speaker 3: I want to know more because I don't have enough
Speaker 3: friends in wheelchairs for me to actually have this dialogue.
Speaker 1: You said enough friends? Yeah, how many you got? Daniel Perez.
Speaker 3: She's in a wheelchair, and she was explained to she
Speaker 3: was we took a cab together and she ordered the
Speaker 3: cab and she was like, listen, this is this is
Speaker 3: what I do, Like I have to get the one
Speaker 3: that has the wheelchair accessible or whatever. But like she
Speaker 3: was very equipped, like she didn't really need my help
Speaker 3: because I was like, oh, you know, let me get
Speaker 3: ready chair. No, no, no, no, no, I never like
Speaker 3: I learned. I was just on a set and the
Speaker 3: girl had a wheelchair, and it's like there's very protocols
Speaker 3: to you can't just touch somebody's wheelchair.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 3: You have to ask, like you don't know them like that,
Speaker 3: you know, And I don't want to assume.
Speaker 1: Her thing is motorized anyway. Do you really need my help?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: But she was able to like fold it up and
Speaker 3: do all this stuff. And she's been in a wheelchair
Speaker 3: for a long time, Like you think she hasn't a
Speaker 3: guy ford the situation to she's got.
Speaker 1: To figure it out.
Speaker 3: She's had a method to it. Yes, I mean I
Speaker 3: think that too. There are people who I mean, I
Speaker 3: guess we used to call them handicap I don't know
Speaker 3: what handy capable, and uh, you know they don't want
Speaker 3: you to help them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went or looked down on them.
Speaker 2: Right, but help them specifically because they know how to
Speaker 2: do what they can do to get it done. I
Speaker 2: went to college with a dude that was blind. Right,
Speaker 2: He invited me to the movies once and I was
Speaker 2: like what why?
Speaker 1: But huh.
Speaker 2: But he also didn't like when I helped him do anything,
Speaker 2: Like I beg, all right, we're gonna go this, and he'd.
Speaker 3: Be like, no, no, don't touch my arm, Like I got it,
Speaker 3: and he would just go flying up the sidewalk with
Speaker 3: that stick. But yeah, he didn't like when people offered
Speaker 3: to help him do anything. Well, because there's your senses
Speaker 3: are hided when one is not available. And I mean
Speaker 3: we I think that's the thing with all of us.
Speaker 3: I think that's all. We all want to feel like
Speaker 3: we can do something and that we're capable, and we
Speaker 3: don't want to ask for help we.
Speaker 1: Don't need it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes we don't want to ask for help, but
Speaker 2: sometimes it feels good to ask for help because the
Speaker 2: person is either helping you see something from a different perspective,
Speaker 2: or their help.
Speaker 1: They're like taking some of the weight off your back. Yeah, truly,
Speaker 1: I think you should. We shouldn't be afraid to ask
Speaker 1: for help. We shouldn't. We shouldn't.
Speaker 3: But also like, that's why I have to go out
Speaker 3: of my way and I need to talk to more
Speaker 3: people who are whore in a wheelchair or people who
Speaker 3: are tran It's like, we don't know if something is
Speaker 3: problematic because look at where we're standing. You know, the
Speaker 3: only way I can find out is if I ask
Speaker 3: these questions to people who are not like me.
Speaker 1: Right, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 2: But then also sometimes you got admit there are people
Speaker 2: who get offended for other groups that they're not a
Speaker 2: part of, and.
Speaker 1: It's like this is not your fight to fight. We're
Speaker 1: not speaking on behalf of them. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm talking to the people who actually it affects boom,
Speaker 3: that's it. But then you you know, there's jokes that
Speaker 3: you know, somebody might make a big deal about, and
Speaker 3: then there's other black people that are like, nah, I
Speaker 3: don't I don't see what the problem is. I don't
Speaker 3: think he's cooning, you know what, I mean, so it's
Speaker 3: very complex, it's very layered, it's a lot of work
Speaker 3: to be done, and nobody is perfect. And I think
Speaker 3: that's where it's coming from. When we call things problematic,
Speaker 3: it's like, well, help me figure out how to make
Speaker 3: this better.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not my job.
Speaker 3: And it's like, well, that's why there's people out here
Speaker 3: who don't give a fuck and they're just saying anything
Speaker 3: and everything because it's.
Speaker 1: Like, well, we have to help or guide just in
Speaker 1: some kind of way.
Speaker 3: Yes, But also there are people who just are like fat,
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter if everyone's gonna be offended about what
Speaker 3: I say.
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna say what I want to say, and
Speaker 1: y'all just have to do with it. I'm not speaking
Speaker 1: on behalf of those people.
Speaker 2: Speaking on behalf of those people, but I'm saying that
Speaker 2: those people exist. We're not all tiptoeing around who might
Speaker 2: be upset. Yeah, I mean I think that stuff is
Speaker 2: gonna get said that sometimes you're like but like as
Speaker 2: a comedic performer and as somebody who gets on stage
Speaker 2: and says things that are like provocative or get people
Speaker 2: to gasp or whatever, like, please understand that I'm dragging
Speaker 2: straight men I'm dragging people with money. I'm not punching
Speaker 2: down during my set. I'm punching in all the directions.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about rich white dudes. I'm roasting hot white women.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about black girls, Obera House, I'm talking about
Speaker 2: everybody and anything. So please don't listen to a piece
Speaker 2: of what I'm performing at any point that a longer
Speaker 2: set comes out and say this is what I'm focused on.
Speaker 1: When when I dragged everybody, right, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You will opportunity Murray, equal opportunity reasy, thank you. We
Speaker 1: love that.
Speaker 3: And that's a great, great title. Okay, I think we
Speaker 3: got through it all. I think we hit all of
Speaker 3: the points for today. You know, it's we gotta go.
Speaker 3: We got a deeper dive in the Patreon and really
Speaker 3: like get into some more stuff. But again, it's send us,
Speaker 3: send us emails, send us pictures.
Speaker 1: What's the email again?
Speaker 3: The unofficial expertise unofficial expertise at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Yeah, email us there.
Speaker 3: We will take it and we will read it out loud,
Speaker 3: and y'all have to let us know if it's okay
Speaker 3: to repost your pictures.
Speaker 1: I don't know, like I don't want to.
Speaker 3: Be disrespectful, but the pictures are great, and people were
Speaker 3: sending me stuff in the DMS and I was like.
Speaker 1: Wow, people are fucking hot. Everybody is so hot. I
Speaker 1: love you all.
Speaker 3: I'm so blessed to be able to do this podcast
Speaker 3: for so long with my very best friend, and just.
Speaker 1: We've created a community that's all over. I love this
Speaker 1: for us.
Speaker 3: Please stay sexy, please stay attractive, Please keep listening to
Speaker 3: the podcast, and hopefully Kate finds love in.
Speaker 1: The United in Ireland, the United Ireland States.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and rate and review and comment. We need more.
Speaker 3: I saw, you know what, when I told people to
Speaker 3: repost us. They've been doing it. So thank you for listening.
Speaker 3: I love when people take direction, but keep doing it
Speaker 3: because it makes us.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 2: And so if we said something today that was like
Speaker 2: triggering for you, I mean, I guess you could email us.
Speaker 3: It's Carolina, just just you know, maybe sliding our dms too,
Speaker 3: so we can have an open discussion, right and then
Speaker 3: we maybe maybe could put it on the page too,
Speaker 3: got it, you know, and have that conversation like an
Speaker 3: open dialogue.
Speaker 1: Because I am moving forward.
Speaker 3: There's some things that I just don't know, and I
Speaker 3: am willing to learn and have that discussion. If you
Speaker 3: want to have a productive conversation. If you just want
Speaker 3: to fucking drag me and say that I'm a bad person,
Speaker 3: then keep that to yourself.
Speaker 1: You don't have to call. We don't have time for you.
Speaker 1: You don't have to go. It's okay. Hasama be a
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