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Speaker 1: Forever. Okay, talking talking talking, talking to.

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Speaker 2: Me, swuking' swalking talking talking to me, swaking at me,

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Speaker 1: It's swaking at me, looking at me? Is that our news?

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Speaker 1: New Piet swalking in swalking talking s walking at me.

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Speaker 3: That would be a great podcast talking talking. No, they

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Speaker 3: would not allow it. I think there would be like

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Speaker 1: We should do it? Wish a Marie?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what team she got behind her, her SONY don't care,

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Speaker 2: her husband, HER's her husband and she cares.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but we're.

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Speaker 2: Bringing awareness to Amory and her music that came out

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Speaker 2: in the early two thousand.

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Speaker 3: Remember she fought for that song that j Lo was

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Speaker 3: gonna gonna song this song? Oh is this one thing

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Speaker 3: they got me FIBs? Yep, that was gonna be j LO. Honestly,

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Speaker 3: don't you do that.

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Speaker 1: We're not doing that.

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Speaker 2: I mean A mari is not known for being an

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Speaker 2: really the song would It probably sounded the same, is

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Shut up. I'm glad that Emery fought for that song.

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Speaker 3: That song was number one, It was everywhere it was

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Speaker 3: in It was in soundtracks and whatnot.

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Speaker 2: People love to black people movies and black people radio stations.

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Speaker 2: J LOO would have been mainstream.

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Speaker 3: Hello the Unofficial Expert with Marie problematic Foston.

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Speaker 1: And Sydney diluted Washington. Sock get sock and sock gets

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Speaker 1: sucking in me.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I am at Sydney's house covered in cat hair.

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Speaker 3: Stop it, yes, stop it. Facts, don't do this. This is

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Speaker 3: my air podcase, is it? I'm put it in my side. Okay, great,

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Speaker 3: I have mine over here too. Don't say that. Some

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Speaker 3: people are listening, who don't they do, but they understand.

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Speaker 1: Stop Marie, you got two cats? It's how bad? Is it?

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Speaker 2: It's pretty bad. I see the white hairs. I mean

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Speaker 1: No, listen.

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Speaker 3: The only way for there to be no cat here

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Speaker 3: is I just ordered a new vacuum. I'm going to

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Speaker 3: be vacuuming every day. Okay, every day. It's a new vacuum.

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Speaker 3: The one I have now is with thirty dollars, and

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Speaker 1: I can't be mad. Right, they was not giving dyce

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Speaker 3: No, right, no, And then I'm gonna get the rolling

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Speaker 3: sticky thing, the lit brush.

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Speaker 1: Get that too, the lit roller. Yeah, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: do one of them. You're going to do the blankets

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Speaker 1: and the pillows are you'll do the plant like what

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Speaker 1: you call lint roll. I'm gonna do everything, the cats.

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Speaker 1: Everything is going to be let roll. If you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna lit roll the cats, then did I take my meds?

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Speaker 1: I think I did. That feels like something you should know.

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Speaker 3: I shouldn't know that, But you know, sometimes I put

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Speaker 3: it down and I don't have a glass of water

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Speaker 1: Right, But let's is there water in the glass or no?

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Speaker 1: Yeah it is. That's your glass. That's as Hommiday on it.

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Speaker 3: Well, the thing about Carolina's wayward home for you know,

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Speaker 3: battered wives, everything her stuff is my.

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Speaker 2: Stuff, right because Hamaday is Carolina's husband, Yes, but his

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Speaker 2: mug is at your house?

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Speaker 1: Is here right now? There's a stranger in my house. Girl.

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Speaker 3: Imagine I was having an affair with holidays, straight affair

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Speaker 3: That's a great short film. Horror, horror, why, that's not

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Speaker 3: a horror for you, right, Okay, I think I was

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Speaker 3: calling you a whore. Oh I either way, horror horror, horror, horror, horror, horror, horror.

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Speaker 3: if you guys can't tell, Andrew is not here.

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Speaker 1: Today, we're not on the zoom.

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Speaker 3: We're not on the zoom today, so we have to

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. Talking to me, talking talking, talking

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Speaker 3: No, the first thing, the first thing we say can't

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Speaker 3: us to figure out what it is. Fine, fine, but

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Speaker 1: You gotta do talking four time, swalk and swalk and

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Speaker 3: We're dragging this, okay. So Marie, we have not seen

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Speaker 3: That's a lie. I'm saying that's a lie. I said,

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Speaker 3: I don't care if it's like, unless you're booked the

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Speaker 3: It's detrimental to your well being if you go.

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Speaker 3: Eventually, no, up top, we're talking about scripts things that

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Speaker 1: Well, I love my girlfriend, yeah and I love being

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Speaker 2: I'm not writing that down. It's too long on the thing.

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Speaker 3: Okay, fine, all right, you're right. So I was like,

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Speaker 2: You said, twelve days after being in I let you

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, were you waiting for the Jet Blue ticket prices

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Speaker 3: Bitch? Something is wrong with me, yes, something is fucking

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Speaker 3: wrong with this. I don't know anybody who's listening. Can

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Speaker 3: I will wait till a fucking ticket is a thousand dollars,

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Speaker 3: then I'll book it right, And no matter what, no

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Speaker 1: And she'll be like, I'm a boocket.

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Speaker 3: Marie is the price checker. Okay, she she updates me

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Speaker 1: I'm like, babe, is that three hundred today? Yeah? And

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Speaker 3: She'll be off her job for a week and it's

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, I'm not off my job. I

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Speaker 2: bought my ticket already. I'm no longer checking the prices, right, Okay,

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Speaker 2: so when I buy mine the price checker, I'm clocked out, babe,

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Speaker 3: The Okay, she's clocked out, babe. That's the title. Thank

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Speaker 3: you what she's clocked.

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Speaker 1: Out, babe? Clock out for me cd M. I'm just

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Speaker 2: I don't like she's clocked out, bab, but okay, I

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I was in La, Marie, did you miss me? Honestly, Sydney.

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Speaker 3: No, She the bitch moved on and I was like,

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Speaker 1: I was like, is she gonna remove my title? What's

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Speaker 2: Well, well moved to La. I was like, this is

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I kicked a can down the

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, bye, my say every day

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Speaker 3: And I was like, wow, Marie, can I tell you

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Speaker 1: Please tell them?

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Speaker 3: I fucking FaceTime her life every day, like every call

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Speaker 1: How many times like normal? No, Sidney not like normal, Marie.

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Speaker 3: We've been facetiming for fucking years. Now sudden Sydney hits me. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: Sidney's not like normal. Yes, we've been facetiming for years.

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Speaker 1: No, call me regular. That's that's a great. Call me regular.

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Speaker 1: You call me regularly. That is a title, bitch, right

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Speaker 1: I am sharing my truth. They talk talk say it.

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Speaker 2: You used to call me regular, And now Sidney would

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Speaker 2: whatever she's doing. And then it's like, sis, you, every

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Speaker 3: I said, if you are looking at your phone and

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Speaker 3: the DMS is because they are vaccinated and they are

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Speaker 1: They're like they have.

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Speaker 3: Used you for the time being of the of the panmorama,

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Speaker 3: and it's They're like, it's over, We're out.

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Speaker 1: There's there is literally no reason to keep in contact. No,

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Speaker 1: there's no reason why every call needs to be a FaceTime.

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Speaker 2: Look, I just want to be in my house with

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Speaker 2: and my my titties lathered up with soap and know

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Speaker 2: angle it weird on FaceTime.

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Speaker 3: You can just call me regular, call me by your

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Speaker 1: Call me by your face time.

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Speaker 2: If you call me regular, it's more likely you have

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Speaker 3: I've always said this that the reason why I FaceTime

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Speaker 1: Na, Sis, it's chap. Yes, I call people. I'm fine. No, No,

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Speaker 3: As mister potato head is a great a great title,

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Speaker 1: Is a perfect title. Just so you know Marie.

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Speaker 2: I think you think about that about everything though, and

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Speaker 1: Allegedly you're so I got to get another other job.

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Speaker 3: A lot of conversation about anything and everything in topics.

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Speaker 1: We don't have no topics for today.

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Speaker 3: We don't because this is us having a real power

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Speaker 3: I feel like I want to scale back. I'm going

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Speaker 3: I have to let this be known. I'm scaling back.

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Speaker 3: I'm scaling back as like as open as I have

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Yes, Sidney, we had to talk to

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Speaker 1: So now the listeners want to know.

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Speaker 2: So if all you wanna do is say it's wrong,

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Speaker 3: Anybody and everybody can listen to this and whether you

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Speaker 2: Ad to put the commercial break in there. Wait, so

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Speaker 2: did we ever figure out if you took your meds

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna it's better to just like, yeah, wait till

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Speaker 1: You definitely don't need to pile it up.

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Speaker 3: That's that's they specifically say, Hey, if you don't know

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Speaker 1: Just wait till the next day.

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Speaker 2: Wow, friend, Yeah, I mean you sound real at ease

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm definitely on edge. My anxiety is to the roof.

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Speaker 3: It's to the roof. I got home from a gorge.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I have to come back to

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Speaker 2: Why you don't have to be miserable in New York anymore, Sydney.

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Speaker 2: The sun is coming out, people are doing things outdoors.

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Speaker 2: Are you going to be stepping out? Are you staying

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Speaker 2: And you know, comedy is exciting again because people are

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Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do?

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Speaker 3: The net is coming back, guys, We're gonna we're gonna

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Speaker 3: please don't text me and be like, hey, I'm I

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Speaker 3: don't want to hear none of that.

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Speaker 1: We don't have it. We don't have We don't have

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Speaker 1: There's the best Western across the street. It's above me.

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Speaker 3: I just know it's very limited seating, and you know

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Speaker 1: Gonna be gone from We're gonna sold out.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be like it's gonna be like twelve tickets available,

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Speaker 3: I would I suggest you while you're listening, you go

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Speaker 1: Don't care what Sydney waiting on a flight to go

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Speaker 3: Can you believe how much we have another trip coming up?

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Speaker 1: Don't say it like that, say casual.

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Speaker 2: We don't want Scootny to be upset with us, so

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Speaker 2: we have another trip coming up. When you say another

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Speaker 3: Well, it's actually a friend of ours that's taking more

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I paid so much money for those tickets. I'm embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed too because we're on the same exact flight

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, right, that was I don't know. I

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Speaker 2: My mental and my mental illness is that I can't

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Speaker 1: Same and then when I finally do it, I'd be like,

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Speaker 3: Think we're twin souls, Marie, twin Peaks. I never saw

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Speaker 3: Twin Peaks. Uh, yeah, I mean we I think we've

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Speaker 1: Being able to do basic things. It's hard. It's really hard.

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Speaker 1: Like it's just like, I don't know, are you about

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Speaker 1: to cry? No? But if I did, what would you do?

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Speaker 3: I was like, wait, okay, are we doing if I

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Speaker 1: You don't have to cut the cut.

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Speaker 3: Cut the camera, dead assas, cut the camera, todd ass.

439
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been talking about this for over a year,

440
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 2: but we're on the other side of it now.

441
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:02,440
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I mean we're coming out of this better.

442
00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,480
Speaker 3: I will say I know.

443
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,879
Speaker 1: I said that out loud because this is this is

444
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,119
Speaker 1: what we have to say. Marie.

445
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:13,119
Speaker 3: Anything that we're thinking, we have to say the opposite.

446
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,399
Speaker 3: And then you keep saying that you gotta fake it till.

447
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:19,359
Speaker 1: You make it. Oh, you have to Okay, you have

448
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,159
Speaker 1: to do it, Marie. Anything you're thinking, you have to

449
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:25,600
Speaker 1: say the opposite. You have to. Mmm. You're like, opsh man,

450
00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 1: I can't do anything. I am doing it all mm boom,

451
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 1: So you be doing that. I yes, I do be

452
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 1: doing it. I wish you guys see this. Yes, I

453
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:40,119
Speaker 1: swear to you.

454
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 3: I was I was talking to somebody who was I saying,

455
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,399
Speaker 3: who is I fucking talking to?

456
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: Oh?

457
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,639
Speaker 3: I was saying that, uh, Oh, I think I was

458
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 3: talking to Larry. I was like, it's just so much

459
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:53,159
Speaker 3: better to do something with someone else because even if

460
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,160
Speaker 3: you both are feeling like, oh fuck, I don't want

461
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 3: to do this, it's lifted off your shoulders. Now, it

462
00:22:58,800 --> 00:23:01,199
Speaker 3: doesn't feel like work. It's it's just fun, you know

463
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 3: what I mean. And that's how I feel when I'm

464
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 3: with you. I'm like, why don't why don't Why aren't

465
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,760
Speaker 3: we just on stage together all the time?

466
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: Then it doesn't feel like work.

467
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 2: You're trying to go on the road as a duoy.

468
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 2: You're trying to go on the road as a duel.

469
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:17,080
Speaker 3: Like when we when it's time to file our taxes,

470
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 3: we do it as a duo. Yo.

471
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 2: My accountant told me I need to call him today

472
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,719
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, yeah, Well because he send

473
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,160
Speaker 2: me an email that had mad questions in it seven

474
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 2: days ago, and you know, shout out to Google for

475
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 2: letting you, like hitting you with the little nudge you

476
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:33,439
Speaker 2: received this seven days ago?

477
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 1: Do you want to respond Gmail? Right?

478
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 2: So I responded to him this morning and he was like,

479
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,600
Speaker 2: can you call me today? So He's like, you have

480
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 2: W two's and ten ninety nine from last year and

481
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 2: also killing me. So I was like, I don't know, struggling, Marie,

482
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to still have that stuff.

483
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 3: I want, I need, I need them to up my meds.

484
00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 3: There's no I am, Marie. I think I think I did.

485
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 3: Allegedly I did. Yeah, whatever I said was exactly.

486
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 1: I know.

487
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 3: We know I need more miligrams. Why I don't know,

488
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 3: I do well, I do know. I feel like my

489
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 3: anxiety is back like before. I wouldn't feel anything like.

490
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 3: Every time I think that I would be about to

491
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,640
Speaker 3: be anxious about something, it's like I'm calm, I'm.

492
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: Chill, no worries, But now it's in my throat. Sydney.

493
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,040
Speaker 1: I think everybody's anxiety is going up.

494
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 3: Me.

495
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 1: Let me tell you how mine manifest Talk to me.

496
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 1: Talk to me. It takes me.

497
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 2: If I have to be somewhere, Let's pull out a

498
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 2: time at twelve o'clock, twelve thirty, it takes me so

499
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 2: long to get ready to leave my house that by

500
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,600
Speaker 2: the time I start getting ready, I'm already probably late

501
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 2: preach right, So then after I'm ready, I'm dressed, I

502
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 2: got whatever on my hat, my wig, my do rag.

503
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 2: And then it takes me further to actually leave because

504
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, I should pee?

505
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 1: Should I change? Are these the shoes? Alexa? What's the weather? Alexa?

506
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 1: What's the weather? Like I'm looking out the window.

507
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 2: But also I have this like crippling anxiety that I'm

508
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 2: gonna have on too much clothes or not enough clothes

509
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 2: when I go outside, Like I'm like, am I gonna

510
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:13,880
Speaker 2: be hot in this?

511
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 1: You know? In my anxiety? The jacket is the jacket

512
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 1: for me? Right? What kind of jacket for me?

513
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 3: It's I'm like, I'm gonna be I look crazy with

514
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,960
Speaker 3: this bubble jacket all but it might be twenty three

515
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 3: degrees all of a sudden, right right, It's fucked.

516
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 2: Because we're in that that crappy area where it's like

517
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 2: it could be warm during the day, but then at

518
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 2: night it's cold.

519
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 1: No, it's always bad.

520
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 3: And then I was forty minutes to a show the

521
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,679
Speaker 3: other night, forty minutes because I just fucking couldn't. I

522
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 3: was like, I hate these pants. The pants don't fit.

523
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,679
Speaker 3: Oh I like the pants. I like the top of

524
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 3: the pants with the bottom of the bands look crazy.

525
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it fits under over my ass, but

526
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 3: my stomach, my gut is coming over the bands right.

527
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: It was like, what size was I before this pandemic?

528
00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 1: The fuck?

529
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 2: Sometimes you would order pants that were too small. Stop

530
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 2: it you, I will, I will you on the record.

531
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:08,160
Speaker 2: You're saying this on the record. You never ordered pants

532
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 2: that were too small for you.

533
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 1: Because the lies that you do.

534
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 2: You never ordered pants that were too small for you.

535
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 2: I have pairs of your pants at my house that

536
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 2: you ordered that were.

537
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:18,720
Speaker 1: Too small for you.

538
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 3: Okay, that was during the pandemic, though, we need to

539
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 3: stop saying when the pandemic. It's still going on, guys,

540
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 3: COVID is still out here, And did you know I

541
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 3: don't know if I should say this, this.

542
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 1: Is you should probably say it. Did you know.

543
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 3: That you could get vaccinated and still get COVID but

544
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 3: you won't die. You can still you could still get it,

545
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 3: but you won't die. You can still pass it.

546
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,719
Speaker 2: I thought the vaccine was like it made you, like

547
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 2: you know when you spray your tims with.

548
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: Like waterproof stuff and water like beads off. I thought

549
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 1: the vaccine was like that spray.

550
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 3: No, you can get it, but it's it doesn't kill you.

551
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 3: It's like you're because you're you're still like immune to

552
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 3: it a little bit, but you can still pass it

553
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 3: on to other people who don't, who are not protected.

554
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 1: That's why everybody needs to get vaccine. So you can

555
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: still get COVID.

556
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,280
Speaker 3: Yes, do you get the vaccine, Yes, but but you

557
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 3: won't die because your body already has it in the

558
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 3: system or whatever. That's what That's what I heard. That's

559
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 3: what I read. Don't read that front all the way.

560
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 3: Listen to me, but listen to me. Is this a

561
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 3: Sydney fact in the New York Times hashtag Sydney fact.

562
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: I need somebody to check a Sydney fact for me

563
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: or favor.

564
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. So yeah, that yo, Marie. We have the same thing.

565
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 3: But probably everybody is doing the same thing.

566
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.

567
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:47,679
Speaker 2: Everyone's anxiety levels are higher because what we are excited

568
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 2: to go back outside. More people are vaccinated. Stuff is

569
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 2: opening up, stuff is saying open later. The subway I

570
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 2: think runs till two am now instead of eleven pm.

571
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: Whatever. But like I don't know, I don't want to.

572
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 2: Carry you jacket around all day if I don't need it,

573
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 2: But I also don't want to not have something on

574
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 2: and my nipples are hard and I can't properly full

575
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:08,880
Speaker 2: my you know what I mean.

576
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 3: So that, but then the jackets are holding us back, right,

577
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:12,679
Speaker 3: But then.

578
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 2: When we do get outside, people feel good to be

579
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 2: around people, but it also feels weird to be around people.

580
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 3: Well right now, it's it's just it's one of those

581
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 3: wacky gray areas that I mean, some people are gonna

582
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:32,280
Speaker 3: wait it out. They're like, I'm not getting out there

583
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 3: until first of all, it's hot, okay, you know what

584
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 3: I mean, where we don't even have to think about

585
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 3: a jacket or clothes, right, you know you can you

586
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 3: crap topies.

587
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:46,840
Speaker 1: Ropp and your croptop panties. Crap top Okay, that's a title.

588
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: Cropped up hand you write that down.

589
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 2: I write it crept up you grab it down, Marie

590
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 2: Sham can you give me my note book.

591
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 3: It's just it's actually funny when we just have a

592
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 3: list of stuff so that people can see it. Actually,

593
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 3: so even if you don't want it to be a title,

594
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 3: it's something that it just feels like, you know, kind

595
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 3: of a waste. City's on the bean bag. That's what

596
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 3: that noise is in the background. Sorry, guys, yeah, so

597
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 3: I feel like some people are not really gonna go

598
00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,959
Speaker 3: out until maybe June, which is fine.

599
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did you say that title was? I didn't

600
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: crop top panties.

601
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that people are gonna wait. But then

602
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 2: there's people who they've been ready to go back outside since.

603
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: I don't even know when. But I also am waiting

604
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: for it to get warm.

605
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 2: But for me, the way that I am starting to feel,

606
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 2: I just I can't not go outside at all for

607
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 2: days and days at a time anymore. I have to

608
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 2: go outside to get some air or take a lab

609
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 2: or go to the grocery store. And I have to

610
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 2: make sure that I see a friend on like a

611
00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 2: friend a day or a friend every couple of days.

612
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 2: I just I can't the days are like better for

613
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 2: me at the end of the day if I get

614
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 2: home and I'm like, h that'saw my friend today? Yeah,

615
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 2: like I with Carolina are my Tuesday friends?

616
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: Is that so for today?

617
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 3: Oh?

618
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, all right.

619
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 2: I was like, well, because I see you today and

620
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 2: you don't want to go upstairs and I'm not.

621
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: Going ahead do wor? I was like, is that on

622
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 1: a schedule? It's on my schedule, It's on my it's

623
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: on my schedule, Marie.

624
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 3: I want to hide underneath my bed. I'm not even lying.

625
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 3: I'm so glad you're here, but I legit was two

626
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 3: seconds away from canceling.

627
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: Why why yeah, why the fuck we just talked about?

628
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 3: I was like, I have like anxiety about me coming

629
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,719
Speaker 3: over here, know about doing stuff about I'm like, I

630
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 3: literally want to hide underneath the bed and turn my

631
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 3: phone off.

632
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 2: Well, since we have two patreons, two bonus, that's sooosed

633
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 2: to record after this, sony, for you to get.

634
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: To get centered. Yeah, I will. What I What have

635
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: I been doing? What have you done for me lately? Talking? Talking, talking,

636
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,520
Speaker 1: talking to me? I have been talking. I've been talking

637
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: to you the whole time. Okay.

638
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 3: So another thing that has been like hitting me in

639
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 3: the head.

640
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 1: Okay is health. Health is I need to go get

641
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: a check up. Okay? Do you have insurance? I do

642
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 1: have insurance. How do you think insurance? I have insurance?

643
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 3: How do you think I'm getting my medication? Friend, it's

644
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars a bottle. I'm not paying that one

645
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 3: hundred dollars a bottle. Title, But that's a you thing,

646
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 3: you know, that's not really a thing. I know, it's okay.

647
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: I can take that. I'm glad that you can be.

648
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: I can take that if I remember, I can take it.

649
00:31:55,920 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: If I remember. I haven't had a check up in years, years, years.

650
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: I haven't had a check up in a while.

651
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: Do you remember a couple of years ago I woke

652
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 2: up with like a crazy pain in my back.

653
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: And what did I think? I thought I was dying.

654
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: I was like, like I could breathe, hoop, dying.

655
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 2: And I went to City MD because I did not

656
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: have insurance, and they were like, it's gas. What And

657
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 2: I was like what And they were like, it's gas.

658
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 2: I guess the gas can travel up inside your body.

659
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: I thought I was dying to know that.

660
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I do know that, Like heartburn is pretty

661
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 3: sucky and you just got to take better care of yourself.

662
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: I did.

663
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 3: I did a cleanse for three days. You know, I

664
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 3: didn't do it all the way right, but I did something.

665
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 3: And my pee. I was like, there's no such thing

666
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 3: as a golden shower. If your pea is not yellow,

667
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 3: wait no, no, if it's coming out your coach or

668
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 3: your peen, if it's p it's a golden shower. It

669
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 3: is not if it's not yellow, if it's p it's

670
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 3: a golden shower.

671
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: Babe. That's a good title.

672
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 3: It's a golden shower, it's not, it's not. So your

673
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 3: definition of a golden shower is just yellow pea.

674
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: Yes.

675
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 3: So if someone peas on you during sex or sexually.

676
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: What is that? What is that called a rainfall? M

677
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: summer rain? Carl Thomas?

678
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 3: We love him and you know Sydney your idiot r

679
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 3: I P No, I just I need when's the last

680
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 3: time you guys got your check up?

681
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,400
Speaker 1: Can you? Can you talk to me.

682
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 2: The last time you let somebody pee on you or

683
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 2: someone asked you to pee on them.

684
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 3: No, that's not an important question. It's not when was

685
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 3: your last check what? People are dying left and right?

686
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 3: A black rob dyed you know DMX dide and people

687
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 3: are passing away.

688
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 1: Sure we were not healthy.

689
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:10,719
Speaker 2: Yes, people are going through lots of things, but also sexually,

690
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 2: what are you dealing with?

691
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: Babe?

692
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 2: Are people peeing on you? I actually have something that

693
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 2: I want to read, a listener thing. Oh that's right,

694
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 2: we have listener stuff, right, but we can't these some

695
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 2: of 'a' wa No, but we have it. Yes, but Sidney.

696
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 3: We have a lot, so we have to say some

697
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 3: for other days, but I did want to read this one.

698
00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm a skip because it's a lot. This is from Kenny.

699
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 3: Hey, Kenny, Okay, break up advice?

700
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 1: Sidny. Do you think you give good breakup advice? Yeah? Sure? Oh? Okay, great,

701
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 1: say the opposite? Whoa I am?

702
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 2: An international human rights lawyer based in Nairobi, Kenya. Okay, Well,

703
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,280
Speaker 2: not tell y'all the people who listen to this podcast

704
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 2: everywhere don't even live in the United States.

705
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: I probably love that for y'all.

706
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I have been listening to the podcast for the

707
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 2: last couple of years. Your mix of humor, realness, great guests,

708
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 2: and finally including Andrew in more shows. Shout out to Andrew,

709
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 2: who's not on this episode. Yeah, has been a constant

710
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 2: part of my weekend routine.

711
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 1: Okay.

712
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 2: I got into a relationship with someone I came to

713
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 2: really care about, and some could say love.

714
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,360
Speaker 1: Ken he sounds like me.

715
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 3: Some could say love. I'm not gonna say love, but

716
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:27,879
Speaker 3: some could say love.

717
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 2: During the pandemic last year, even though I thought I

718
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 2: would be okay with this breakup, we were open and

719
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 2: he ended our relationship for someone else.

720
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 1: I took it really hard. I'm in my late.

721
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 2: Twenties and thought that the fact that I was older

722
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 2: would make coping easier. My question is, what's been your

723
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 2: experience when it comes to coping with breakups as you've

724
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 2: grown older, and what are some of the lessons you've learned.

725
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 2: Are breakups easier when you grow older. I'm gay and

726
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 2: super focused on my career, and with super focused on

727
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:58,120
Speaker 2: my career when I was younger, so I didn't date

728
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 2: a lot. Would really like your advice. Photo is of

729
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 2: me post breakup. Okay, let me see him. Okay, let

730
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 2: me see.

731
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 1: Where daddy come on.

732
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 3: Knees and kill Look at them, Megan, this Italian knees

733
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 3: seezing caves, knees and calves.

734
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 1: Let's call him knees and calves.

735
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: Knees and calves, ken knees and calvesneasing calves.

736
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 3: We love.

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00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,759
Speaker 1: But the phone is on your face, baby, We really

738
00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: wish you could see your face.

739
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean he's going through a breakup, so

740
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 3: he's like, you're gonna get these knees and.

741
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,760
Speaker 1: Caves and we love that for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.

742
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 2: So open relationship started during dating during the pandemic left

743
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 2: them for somebody else.

744
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: I would be upset about that too. I don't care

745
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: how open we are.

746
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 3: I think that like there's something about somebody like not

747
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 3: choosing you, you know, and choosing somebody else.

748
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,919
Speaker 1: Obviously that's gonna hurt, right, it's gonna hurt.

749
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 3: But it's better that they be with who they want

750
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 3: to be with than like just stay with you.

751
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 2: Just because this is not advice for the person, Sydney.

752
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 2: We are on Kenny, Team Kenny, hashtag team Kenny.

753
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: We gotta give you advice to Kenny, not the X

754
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: that is.

755
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 3: Going no, no no. But I'm saying I'm also talking

756
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 3: to Kenny. I don't want nobody who don't want to

757
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 3: be kept right, So if you are upset that you

758
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 3: weren't chose, you weren't chose. Even if that person would

759
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 3: have stayed, they're thinking about, you know, piecing.

760
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: Out li Sen.

761
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 3: Breakups are a part of life, Okay, we've all dealt

762
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 3: with breakups, some of us more recently than others.

763
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 1: They happen.

764
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 2: Even if you feel like even if you were mentally

765
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,600
Speaker 2: preparing for a relationship to end, when it.

766
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: Ends, it's still gonna hurt a little bit.

767
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 2: You're gonna be angry, you're gonna be sad, you're gonna

768
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 2: be horny, you gonna be like, well, what the hell

769
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 2: they're doing that I'm not doing or whatever. But I

770
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,359
Speaker 2: do think that the older you get, the easier it's

771
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 2: supposed to get.

772
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: But I don't know.

773
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 2: Maybe some of our other relationships when we were younger

774
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 2: were like less real, and when you're older they're more real.

775
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: But also, this was a pandemic.

776
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 2: But you met this person during the pandem and then

777
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 2: they broke up with you during the pandem, So there's

778
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 2: more weight on that stuff right now.

779
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:18,240
Speaker 3: Because you felt like, well, we got together during the pandemic.

780
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 3: This is what we have is like maybe a little

781
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,720
Speaker 3: bit stronger because you met me at a bad time.

782
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 3: Right we're both going through a global pandem and we

783
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 3: don't really have anywhere else to go.

784
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: Let's partner up.

785
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you broke up with me, Like, I

786
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 3: feel like a pandem relationship is less real sometimes?

787
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 1: Is that?

788
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 3: So?

789
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: Yeah? Wow? I can't relate. I can't fucking relate.

790
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 3: I think it's less real sometimes because we put extra

791
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 3: weight on it. It's almost like if we had other

792
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 3: distractions and other things to do right now, and we

793
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 3: met this person that we were dating, we would be

794
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 3: like less into them or it would be less intense.

795
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 3: That's what I'm trying to say. I don't think that's

796
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 3: the case for all of them. Here's my advice. Think

797
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 3: about it as like, Wow, I'm free now to like

798
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 3: get out there and date and have a good time.

799
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 3: You know, with the rise of vaccinations and just people

800
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 3: trying to be safer but also they want to pop

801
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 3: that thing, It's like there's a lot of options out there.

802
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 3: I think there's more options than there were before. And

803
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 3: I do believe that if you step into this new

804
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 3: cycle of dating with confidence and positivity and knowing what

805
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,760
Speaker 3: you want, you can actually thrive.

806
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 2: Okay, positivity and knowing what you want. Sis, I love

807
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 2: that for you. Thank you, Okay, thank you. What are

808
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 2: some of the lessons that you've learned through breaking up?

809
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 2: Through a breakup, do you have anything that you wanted

810
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 2: to share a friend?

811
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Speaker 3: I will say, I will I will say when you

812
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 3: are breaking up, like, don't drag that shit on, don't

813
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 3: drag it.

814
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 1: On, drip it off like a band aid. Yeah, just get.

815
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 3: Out everything that you needed to say, yeah, and then

816
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 3: be done. With it because it's like, oh my god,

817
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 3: we got to talk again, and then next week we

818
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 3: got to talk again, and it's it's a lot of

819
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 3: fucking talking and we texting and it's like either you're

820
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 3: gonna block them or you're not. Like it's just it's

821
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 3: too much back and forth and it's really confusing. And

822
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 3: it's just like say what you want and know what

823
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 3: you want.

824
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: Say what you mean, and mean what you say.

825
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and know that when you leave the conversation,

826
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 2: whatever that conversation is, know that you got everything off

827
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,239
Speaker 2: your chest that you wanted to get off your chest. Yeah,

828
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 2: because you're gonna be lame in the bed at night, like,

829
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 2: well why did I say? I should have said say it?

830
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 2: Say it if you mean it, say it.

831
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then stick to that.

832
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,959
Speaker 3: Right now, everybody's flippy floppity and like fickle or whatever,

833
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,399
Speaker 3: and I get that. There's you're being a human being,

834
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 3: but really try to stick with this. Like if we've

835
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 3: broken up, then we broken up and have that space

836
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 3: and maybe y'all could get back with each other, you know,

837
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 3: months later, but really take that space.

838
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 2: But also, sometimes I'll step back from a relationship and

839
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 2: be like, oh.

840
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: What was I doing? Why did I do that? And

841
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: why was I there for so long?

842
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:27,760
Speaker 2: I think that that's something that like, when you reflect

843
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 2: on the relationship, you'll see it. You'll see the moments

844
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 2: where you're like, well, I could have left too, but

845
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,720
Speaker 2: I was bored, so I let them stay.

846
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,240
Speaker 1: Damn.

847
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, I'm triggered about them. I was bored.

848
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: I was bored, so I let them stay. What else

849
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: you doing? It the stay exactly.

850
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 3: That's a good title, Okay, Okay, So I should read

851
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 3: one too, and I haven't. It's like big gay matchmaking

852
00:41:56,719 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 3: in Ireland, sweeties. Okay, Hi, Sidney, Marie and Andrew. The

853
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 3: pot has provided much needed el l content in the

854
00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 3: darkest depths of the pandem. So first of all, thank you.

855
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 3: How about some beautiful listener news. Me and my sister

856
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 3: Ellish pronounced Alish are big fans of yours and we

857
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 3: are obviously working hard to spread the word in Ireland.

858
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: At the beginning Ireland, babe, We're everywhere, We're everywhere. At

859
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: the beginning of the year, she was surprised to meet

860
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: a You meet a lovely young lady and Belfast who

861
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 1: also happened to be a fan of the show get

862
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 1: the fuck out of here.

863
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 3: They hit it off and some time later she asked

864
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 3: her to be her girlfriend.

865
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: Oh and it's so many pictures.

866
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 3: A picture above Elish and her girlfriend Lauren on the

867
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:57,280
Speaker 3: coast of Northern Ireland. Alish and Lauren taking a wee selfie.

868
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,760
Speaker 3: Elish and Lauren and I at Easter in our we dogs,

869
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 3: Malcolm and Kitty. I have shopped our cousin out so

870
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 3: oh yeah, as she's not. Wait wait wait, I have

871
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,760
Speaker 3: shopped our cousin out so as not to complicate things.

872
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: Thank you. We appreciate it because it was a lot

873
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 1: of people in the photo.

874
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,040
Speaker 3: They are a beautiful couple and truly attestament to the

875
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 3: powerful hotness of Unofficial Expert fan base.

876
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: Anyways, if you guys could.

877
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,479
Speaker 3: Work on some magic and send a man my way,

878
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 3: I would really appreciate it.

879
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: I like men with good manners.

880
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 3: The rest is negotiable, but perfectly not with AirPod dicks.

881
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: Okay.

882
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 3: A picture above me at a favorite place. Me yesterday

883
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 3: at a unie with my best friend. Don't ask been there,

884
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 3: done that? Love you girls, Love you lots girlies, and Andrew,

885
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 3: can I get an unofficial expert to endorse a United Ireland. Womp, womp,

886
00:43:54,560 --> 00:44:00,040
Speaker 3: Kate mclallin h twenty two. Okay, oh my god, that

887
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 3: was beautiful.

888
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: Okay, I endorse.

889
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 3: The United Ireland. If y'all are all fine and fun.

890
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 3: That's crazy that they both listen to the podcast. Yeah,

891
00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 3: and now they're together.

892
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: Look at this couple. You see us community together? Oh

893
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 1: my god, should we post? Can we post? Yeah? And

894
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: she's really cute and that is so crazy. I am.

895
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 3: I I almost want to like have a little tear.

896
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 3: It's so beautiful. They're so cute together.

897
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: Where's Belfast?

898
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 3: I don't know, but I'm gonna look at it next year.

899
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 3: We traveling, sis, I don't want to hear none of

900
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 3: the bullshit. We don't have our money together, and we

901
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 3: are traveling. We're taking trips, we're taking triels.

902
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: We're taking a trip.

903
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 2: So two people who listened to the podcast found each

904
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 2: other and found love.

905
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: In a hopeless place.

906
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 3: They a panorama. They found it in a Panmarana, and

907
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:58,919
Speaker 3: I'm proud of them.

908
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 2: I love this. I love that the lesbians are listening.

909
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 2: I love that the gays are listening. I love that

910
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 2: it's white people, black people, people with good jobs, people

911
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 2: with bad jobs. I love this for us.

912
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: I mean, we are powerful, but we're like we're slept on.

913
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 1: We're slept on.

914
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 3: People don't know how beautiful the things that we're doing here.

915
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 3: And it's fine, it's fine. Do we have any straight

916
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 3: male listeners in Ireland?

917
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: Huh? Yeah, we gotta help our girl out, she.

918
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 2: Says, as long as you don't have an AirPod peen's

919
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 2: she's open.

920
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:30,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

921
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 3: I need y'all to slide if you are a straight

922
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 3: man that lives in Ireland or how or maybe you

923
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 3: you're in the UK or have miles and have no

924
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 3: problem traveling to Ireland. I need y'all to slide in

925
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 3: our motherfucking DMS asap.

926
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 2: Now, Sis, are you open to Kate? Are you open

927
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 2: to maybe a Scottish man? I don't know how the

928
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 2: Irish and the Scottish people get along, but you know

929
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 2: I looked that with a Scottish man once.

930
00:45:55,480 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 3: It was I had a good time upstairs, downstairs, upstairs, downstairs. Duplex, Dick, duplex, dick, duplex, duplex.

931
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: We love a duplex dick. Yeah. I love good for

932
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 1: your friend.

933
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 2: But I'm saying not, I digress, it's not this is

934
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 2: not about me Sidney Gosh, I'm trying to make sure

935
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 2: that Kate is open to it because I don't know

936
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 2: if Irish people and Scottish people get along.

937
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure they do.

938
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 3: There's no need, like, after after everything we've been through,

939
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 3: you have to really sit back and be like is

940
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 3: it worth it to be that mad? Like are we

941
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,839
Speaker 3: holding grudges? Like just let's let's move forward, y'all, let's

942
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 3: do it. What have you done to you know, tone

943
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 3: down the toxicity? Mmmm, turn it down. We don't need that.

944
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 3: It's not we want to go back out and have

945
00:46:49,719 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 3: a fucking good time. We've been doing shows and people

946
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,720
Speaker 3: are just happy that we're fucking breathing on stage.

947
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

948
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 3: It's crazy cause it's like you actually shouldn't want us

949
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,359
Speaker 3: to breathe on stage, but they're love it.

950
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 2: Well something news. They make you perform behind like a plexiglass. Yeah,

951
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,760
Speaker 2: it's very intense. It's like, well I could.

952
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 3: Have just called in from home, but we people don't

953
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,319
Speaker 3: want to do the zoom anymore. And it's hard for

954
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 3: me because I literally just don't know how to act outside.

955
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 3: I don't, I really don't. I'm all over the place.

956
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get my set together. I'm talking on

957
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 3: stage within like talking to the audience, going in and

958
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 3: out of my set.

959
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: It's all over the place, it is. That's how we

960
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,319
Speaker 1: perform now. Yeah, well that's how we perform now. I

961
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: mean that's how it's not anyway.

962
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 3: But yeah, when when my Comedy Central set comes out,

963
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,919
Speaker 3: Lord have mercy, I don't even know.

964
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, you're scared of it. I don't remember

965
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: what I said. I didn't even record it or anything.

966
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 1: Oh what were you talking about? I was talking about

967
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 1: getting arrested at the airport.

968
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 3: Oh, I got arrested at the airport, and I did

969
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 3: the bit about Facebook. I do remember you talking about Facebook,

970
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 3: but I don't remember why you were talking about face.

971
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: Because the girl on Facebook said that she had the

972
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: best year of her life. That's hate speed, that's wild. Yeah,

973
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 1: the best year of your life is the best year

974
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 1: of Walmart? Is she Jeff Bezos Bezos buzos.

975
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 3: The best year of her life in twenty twenty it

976
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 3: was the peak of everything. Everything was going on, like, well,

977
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 3: how many years has this girl been a laugh? Because

978
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 3: is she six?

979
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: Think?

980
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,720
Speaker 3: Come on, friend, give me them tags that I should

981
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 3: have had on my fucking set.

982
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well we'll see what it sounds like. Yeah,

983
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 2: I mean I remember you had the yellow coat on.

984
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 1: It was a good time. Yeah. People were laughing, but

985
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: I just don't I don't know what. I don't know

986
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 1: what I was. I know the I know. The getting

987
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: arrested was funny. We were laughing at that. They were like,

988
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,320
Speaker 1: I can't believe that happened. And I was like, actually,

989
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: if you knew me, we love getting arrested Sydney. Yeah,

990
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: we love it. We don't want it to happen again,

991
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:11,320
Speaker 1: but do it. I think we are girl.

992
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 3: The way my life is, I want any random shit

993
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 3: to happen so I have something to jump about. So

994
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 3: you would risk since you would show shank redemption. They

995
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 3: pulled me over. The TSA pulled me over again again

996
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 3: when I.

997
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: Was coming in there. No no, no, no, they moved.

998
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 3: They took my suitcase and then the woman like scanned

999
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,879
Speaker 3: it and she was like, I wonder why they put

1000
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 3: separated your back. It looks like you don't have anything

1001
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 3: in there except shoes. And I was like, that's it,

1002
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 3: that's exactly what's in their shoes.

1003
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 1: She's like so sorry about that. I was like better ahead. No,

1004
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 1: yea better ahead, bitch.

1005
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:59,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm ready for any I'm ready to fall.

1006
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 3: I'm ready to like get hit by a bicycle. No, no,

1007
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 3: I don't mind my girlfriend like low key cheating on me.

1008
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 1: Like you have something to talk about it?

1009
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 3: Well, actually I couldn't even talk about that, so never mind,

1010
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 3: fucking never mind.

1011
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 1: Keep it in your pants, babe. Yeah.

1012
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 2: So I'm not ready for any of those things. I'm

1013
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 2: ready for other and exciting things to happen, but so

1014
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 2: that I have stuff to talk about, but not not

1015
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 2: nothing that's gonna cause me physical pain.

1016
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 1: Hit by a bike, hit by a bus. You got

1017
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: hit by a bike before and you got a joke

1018
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: out of it. Yeah, but I have the joke already.

1019
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: I can't borrow that joke.

1020
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 3: Actually say it to mine, now, girl, could you borrow

1021
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 3: the joke?

1022
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: You're gonna say that you're a way cable?

1023
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 3: Yes, and which is not like far off because it's

1024
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,439
Speaker 3: not secured at all. It's not glue down. I don't

1025
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 3: have a little new I don't have the comb in

1026
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 3: it nothing. It's just it's just on it on top.

1027
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 2: My wig is placed gently on my head, and then

1028
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,439
Speaker 2: the hat is on top of it to hold it down.

1029
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: You want to be on time? Did you say they

1030
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 1: were dragging Tyra Banks on Twitter? Finally? Fucking finally what

1031
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 1: they say?

1032
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 2: They were just talking about how bad the show was

1033
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 2: and how she was very mean to the black girls

1034
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 2: on the show, and how she had the contestants do

1035
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 2: blackface one. Yeah, and you know how people are calling

1036
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 2: she would call Nigela noted fashion photographer, but we'd only

1037
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 2: we never saw him anywhere excepted.

1038
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:35,919
Speaker 1: But maybe that was her shade, that was that.

1039
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 3: Was noted, Maybe that was her key key, like she

1040
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 3: kept saying noted, noted.

1041
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: Fashion photographer Nigel Bucket.

1042
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 3: Maybe she's laughing like nobody noticed like that. That actually

1043
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 3: is funny, But mean is Tyra.

1044
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: And then they were talking about her TV show that

1045
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,439
Speaker 1: she had for a while. Remember she had a talk show. Yeah,

1046
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:57,279
Speaker 1: it was she was homeless. She put on.

1047
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 2: I didn't know why the show, but I know that

1048
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 2: she put on a fat suit once to see if

1049
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 2: people would treat her differently in real life. And she

1050
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 2: had Naomi Campbell on to talk to her, and Naomi

1051
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 2: was like, I'm not sure.

1052
00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: Why I'm here, yo. Honestly, she was like, Babe, I'm

1053
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: not really sure. I don't understand.

1054
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 3: I want to watch this episode now.

1055
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 1: This feels great.

1056
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,360
Speaker 3: I mean, I just love the the early two thousands

1057
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 3: because you could just do anything and everything and get

1058
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 3: away with it. That's another thing I'm scared about. It's

1059
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,720
Speaker 3: just what can I say? What I can I say?

1060
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:44,760
Speaker 3: I don't need anything to come back and just bite

1061
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 3: me in the neck or something.

1062
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: People in the neck, bite you in the neck.

1063
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1064
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of the things that we

1065
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:59,280
Speaker 2: were talking about, you know, four years ago BP before pantem,

1066
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 2: A lot of the things that were talking about VP,

1067
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 2: like it's not it's like everything everything is something.

1068
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 1: You say something and it's like, wow, that's well what

1069
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: is that?

1070
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 3: But that's okay, Marie, That's okay because again we are

1071
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 3: going to be making memories together.

1072
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 1: We're gonna be trashing, We're gonna be all the old jokes.

1073
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 3: Are homophobic, heterophobic, racist, transphobic, fat phobic, and homeless people

1074
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:26,760
Speaker 3: right anti.

1075
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 2: I think you can't call homeless people homeless no more.

1076
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 2: You gotta call them anti house or something like that.

1077
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 3: Something it's my house means like they're against having homes.

1078
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense.

1079
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 2: I'm just saying everything is something, and it's like, what

1080
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 2: I mean, if I'm being mean to everybody, then am

1081
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 2: I problematic? Or am I an equal, equal opportunity offender?

1082
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: Marie? Do you think you're mean? I mean, remember I

1083
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: had that wheelchair joke that.

1084
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,400
Speaker 3: I mean if the Comedy Center said had included that,

1085
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 3: oh Man, completely different, say yeah, shout out to our

1086
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 3: listeners in wheelchairs, We see you, babe. Well why don't

1087
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 3: you Why don't you say the joke on here and

1088
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 3: let's listen what the people say.

1089
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: Just dissect the joke.

1090
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,560
Speaker 2: Okay, so it was two different wheelchairs. Yes, which one

1091
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,680
Speaker 2: do you want? You want the original wheelchair joke or

1092
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 2: you want the second one, the wheelchair joke from E

1093
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 2: prey Ho.

1094
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: The second one the e prey Hoe wheelchair situation was.

1095
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 3: Remember I was in Amsterdam and I matched with this

1096
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 3: guy and he was cute, and he was like, he

1097
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 3: was like, I.

1098
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: Should probably you know that I'm in a chair with

1099
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 1: wheels on it.

1100
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 3: And I was like, what, that's funny a chair with

1101
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,400
Speaker 3: wheels on it, that's funny.

1102
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 2: Anyway, he didn't have no wheelchair photos on his tender.

1103
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:55,759
Speaker 2: It looked like he was doing headstands. He was doing

1104
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,399
Speaker 2: a plank in one of the photos. He was doing

1105
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 2: like no wheelchair, and so I said, I wasn't coming

1106
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 2: to his house. I said, I'm not coming to bad

1107
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 2: Back and Beyond. And I mean, that's basically what the

1108
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 2: joke was.

1109
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:11,760
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna bring it back. They said, that's punching

1110
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: down Marine. Well yeah, it's down. He's in a chair and.

1111
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 3: I'm staring and they're not gonna cut this section up

1112
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:21,799
Speaker 3: and drag us.

1113
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: Okay, no, we're not doing that. I'm just you told

1114
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 1: me that I did. I did.

1115
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 3: But like this is justus dissecting. How could you make

1116
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:32,439
Speaker 3: that joke better?

1117
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: Marine? Better? How could you make it better?

1118
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 3: I mean, how do we feel about somebody who's obviously

1119
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 3: in a wheelchair?

1120
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: Well not obviously because they didn't post it exactly not.

1121
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 3: Is that?

1122
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: Like, how do we feel about that?

1123
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 3: Is that?

1124
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 1: Okay?

1125
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 2: Like it's fine if I was with you and then

1126
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 2: it happened while we're together, but I don't know you,

1127
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:00,800
Speaker 2: I've never met you. I'm just coming over with the

1128
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 2: penis Like, I'm not about to come over here and

1129
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,440
Speaker 2: like have a conversation and break bread with you and

1130
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 2: the chair. I'm sorry, but this dude was so confident.

1131
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 2: And that's the other part of what happened is he

1132
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 2: was like he was like, he was like, it's gonna

1133
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,359
Speaker 2: be good, or it's gonna be great, or you're gonna

1134
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 2: have a fabulous time. And I was like, I'm not

1135
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 2: I'm not coming over there, dude, like I've had bad

1136
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 2: sex with people who have good backs. I'm not wasting

1137
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:31,600
Speaker 2: my dig tookens here and that was biscal it. I

1138
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 2: don't know how to make that joke better, but I

1139
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:38,399
Speaker 2: did go and have better sex with I mean, somebody else.

1140
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:42,680
Speaker 3: They'll say that that's ablest. They'll say that it's ablest. Okay,

1141
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 3: well they're able then and then the funny thing this

1142
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 3: is what Marie does, because then it gets like it

1143
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 3: does get tight.

1144
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:51,399
Speaker 1: The room is like we're not laughing. He's like, so.

1145
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 3: Would you date somebody in a wheelchair? And then like

1146
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 3: nobody raises their hand, So it's like it's easy to

1147
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 3: be like you're a bad person, you're you know, you're ablest,

1148
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,919
Speaker 3: But then you turn it on them and like, would

1149
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,240
Speaker 3: you date somebody in a wheelchair?

1150
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,960
Speaker 1: I think it's different. I think that's different.

1151
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 2: If I'm in this, if I'm in the city that

1152
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 2: I live in and I match with somebody and they

1153
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 2: say that to me, and I decide, all right, we

1154
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,440
Speaker 2: let's cool, let's get a drink anywhere or whatever. Whatever

1155
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 2: it's different, there's there's potential for it to turn it

1156
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,520
Speaker 2: to something else. It was never gonna be nothing else

1157
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 2: with me and this man, it was it could never

1158
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 2: be anything else.

1159
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 1: I was leaving the next day, bags was packed.

1160
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 3: Okay, well, maybe you could add that in the joke,

1161
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 3: like maybe like lead up to.

1162
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 2: You know, unpacking my bags and I'm leaving and then

1163
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 2: this man who doesn't have any wheelchair photos says he

1164
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 2: wanted me to go, Like, girl, I don't know. I

1165
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,040
Speaker 2: think that there are people that gonna listen to this

1166
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:54,160
Speaker 2: and they're gonna be like, oh, that's disrespectful.

1167
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 1: I will never listen to this podcast again.

1168
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 3: And no, no, no, I don't think I this is

1169
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 3: honestly us like trying to be better because we're talking

1170
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 3: it out. It's not like we're making the jokes. We're

1171
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 3: actually this is a joke. This could be considered problematic.

1172
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 3: How do we make this better? What are you actually

1173
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 3: trying to say? You're not saying you wouldn't date somebody

1174
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 3: in a wheelchair. At that specific moment, you said, well,

1175
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 3: I'm just coming over to get dick. I know, I

1176
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 3: feel like it's I'm not equipped for that.

1177
00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 1: I want you to break my back. That's what I want. Okay,

1178
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 1: that's where I'm at. That's the jokes is.

1179
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 3: The joke is, I don't know if we're making this better,

1180
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 3: but this is the stuff that we have to say

1181
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 3: out loud to realize if.

1182
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 1: Something is bad or not.

1183
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 3: You know, And I'm telling you what they would say

1184
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 3: because I'm hearing it and I'm like, ah, that was

1185
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 3: funny to me.

1186
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: But also you're a comedian, and also I'm not in

1187
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 1: a wheelchair.

1188
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 3: I think we need to get somebody on the podcast

1189
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 3: who you know.

1190
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 1: Might be in a wheelchair. Wheelchair expert.

1191
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 3: No, there's gotta be a different title. Friend, that's not

1192
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 3: gonna work. I don't think somebody's gonna come on and

1193
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:11,919
Speaker 3: talk about wheelchairs like that is no.

1194
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 2: Okay, then maybe you don't have to come on and

1195
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 2: be that, but you are going to talk about the

1196
00:59:16,560 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 2: chair sis.

1197
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: I mean I want to.

1198
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 3: I want to know more because I don't have enough

1199
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 3: friends in wheelchairs for me to actually have this dialogue.

1200
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 1: You said enough friends? Yeah, how many you got? Daniel Perez.

1201
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 3: She's in a wheelchair, and she was explained to she

1202
00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 3: was we took a cab together and she ordered the

1203
00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 3: cab and she was like, listen, this is this is

1204
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 3: what I do, Like I have to get the one

1205
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:43,080
Speaker 3: that has the wheelchair accessible or whatever. But like she

1206
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:46,880
Speaker 3: was very equipped, like she didn't really need my help

1207
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 3: because I was like, oh, you know, let me get

1208
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 3: ready chair. No, no, no, no, no, I never like

1209
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 3: I learned. I was just on a set and the

1210
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 3: girl had a wheelchair, and it's like there's very protocols

1211
00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 3: to you can't just touch somebody's wheelchair.

1212
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 1: You can't.

1213
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 3: You have to ask, like you don't know them like that,

1214
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 3: you know, And I don't want to assume.

1215
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 1: Her thing is motorized anyway. Do you really need my help?

1216
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1217
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 3: But she was able to like fold it up and

1218
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 3: do all this stuff. And she's been in a wheelchair

1219
01:00:18,320 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 3: for a long time, Like you think she hasn't a

1220
01:00:21,560 --> 01:00:23,800
Speaker 3: guy ford the situation to she's got.

1221
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 1: To figure it out.

1222
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,280
Speaker 3: She's had a method to it. Yes, I mean I

1223
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 3: think that too. There are people who I mean, I

1224
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 3: guess we used to call them handicap I don't know

1225
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 3: what handy capable, and uh, you know they don't want

1226
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,840
Speaker 3: you to help them.

1227
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went or looked down on them.

1228
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 2: Right, but help them specifically because they know how to

1229
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 2: do what they can do to get it done. I

1230
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 2: went to college with a dude that was blind. Right,

1231
01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 2: He invited me to the movies once and I was

1232
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:57,160
Speaker 2: like what why?

1233
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 1: But huh.

1234
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 2: But he also didn't like when I helped him do anything,

1235
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:03,720
Speaker 2: Like I beg, all right, we're gonna go this, and he'd.

1236
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 3: Be like, no, no, don't touch my arm, Like I got it,

1237
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 3: and he would just go flying up the sidewalk with

1238
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 3: that stick. But yeah, he didn't like when people offered

1239
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 3: to help him do anything. Well, because there's your senses

1240
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 3: are hided when one is not available. And I mean

1241
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:24,360
Speaker 3: we I think that's the thing with all of us.

1242
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,320
Speaker 3: I think that's all. We all want to feel like

1243
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 3: we can do something and that we're capable, and we

1244
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 3: don't want to ask for help we.

1245
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 1: Don't need it.

1246
01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,120
Speaker 2: Sometimes sometimes we don't want to ask for help, but

1247
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 2: sometimes it feels good to ask for help because the

1248
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 2: person is either helping you see something from a different perspective,

1249
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:42,520
Speaker 2: or their help.

1250
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 1: They're like taking some of the weight off your back. Yeah, truly,

1251
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 1: I think you should. We shouldn't be afraid to ask

1252
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 1: for help. We shouldn't. We shouldn't.

1253
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 3: But also like, that's why I have to go out

1254
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 3: of my way and I need to talk to more

1255
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 3: people who are whore in a wheelchair or people who

1256
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 3: are tran It's like, we don't know if something is

1257
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 3: problematic because look at where we're standing. You know, the

1258
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,640
Speaker 3: only way I can find out is if I ask

1259
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 3: these questions to people who are not like me.

1260
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 1: Right, that's true, that's true.

1261
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 2: But then also sometimes you got admit there are people

1262
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 2: who get offended for other groups that they're not a

1263
01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 2: part of, and.

1264
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 1: It's like this is not your fight to fight. We're

1265
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,600
Speaker 1: not speaking on behalf of them. I don't give a fuck.

1266
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:30,120
Speaker 3: Right, I'm talking to the people who actually it affects boom,

1267
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:33,240
Speaker 3: that's it. But then you you know, there's jokes that

1268
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:38,240
Speaker 3: you know, somebody might make a big deal about, and

1269
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,440
Speaker 3: then there's other black people that are like, nah, I

1270
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:43,439
Speaker 3: don't I don't see what the problem is. I don't

1271
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 3: think he's cooning, you know what, I mean, so it's

1272
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 3: very complex, it's very layered, it's a lot of work

1273
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 3: to be done, and nobody is perfect. And I think

1274
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 3: that's where it's coming from. When we call things problematic,

1275
01:02:56,640 --> 01:03:00,439
Speaker 3: it's like, well, help me figure out how to make

1276
01:03:00,560 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 3: this better.

1277
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not my job.

1278
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 3: And it's like, well, that's why there's people out here

1279
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 3: who don't give a fuck and they're just saying anything

1280
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:07,400
Speaker 3: and everything because it's.

1281
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 1: Like, well, we have to help or guide just in

1282
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 1: some kind of way.

1283
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 3: Yes, But also there are people who just are like fat,

1284
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,920
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter if everyone's gonna be offended about what

1285
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:18,240
Speaker 3: I say.

1286
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 1: I'm still gonna say what I want to say, and

1287
01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 1: y'all just have to do with it. I'm not speaking

1288
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 1: on behalf of those people.

1289
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:24,960
Speaker 2: Speaking on behalf of those people, but I'm saying that

1290
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 2: those people exist. We're not all tiptoeing around who might

1291
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 2: be upset. Yeah, I mean I think that stuff is

1292
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 2: gonna get said that sometimes you're like but like as

1293
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:39,640
Speaker 2: a comedic performer and as somebody who gets on stage

1294
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:43,800
Speaker 2: and says things that are like provocative or get people

1295
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 2: to gasp or whatever, like, please understand that I'm dragging

1296
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:52,200
Speaker 2: straight men I'm dragging people with money. I'm not punching

1297
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 2: down during my set. I'm punching in all the directions.

1298
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:59,800
Speaker 2: I'm talking about rich white dudes. I'm roasting hot white women.

1299
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 2: I'm talking about black girls, Obera House, I'm talking about

1300
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:07,040
Speaker 2: everybody and anything. So please don't listen to a piece

1301
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 2: of what I'm performing at any point that a longer

1302
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 2: set comes out and say this is what I'm focused on.

1303
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 1: When when I dragged everybody, right, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: You will opportunity Murray, equal opportunity reasy, thank you. We

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Speaker 1: love that.

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Speaker 3: And that's a great, great title. Okay, I think we

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Speaker 3: got through it all. I think we hit all of

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Speaker 3: the points for today. You know, it's we gotta go.

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Speaker 3: We got a deeper dive in the Patreon and really

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Speaker 3: like get into some more stuff. But again, it's send us,

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Speaker 3: send us emails, send us pictures.

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Speaker 1: What's the email again?

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Speaker 3: The unofficial expertise unofficial expertise at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, email us there.

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Speaker 3: We will take it and we will read it out loud,

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Speaker 3: and y'all have to let us know if it's okay

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Speaker 3: to repost your pictures.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, like I don't want to.

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Speaker 3: Be disrespectful, but the pictures are great, and people were

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Speaker 3: sending me stuff in the DMS and I was like.

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Speaker 1: Wow, people are fucking hot. Everybody is so hot. I

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Speaker 1: love you all.

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Speaker 3: I'm so blessed to be able to do this podcast

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Speaker 3: for so long with my very best friend, and just.

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Speaker 1: We've created a community that's all over. I love this

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Speaker 1: for us.

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Speaker 3: Please stay sexy, please stay attractive, Please keep listening to

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Speaker 3: the podcast, and hopefully Kate finds love in.

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Speaker 1: The United in Ireland, the United Ireland States.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and rate and review and comment. We need more.

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Speaker 3: I saw, you know what, when I told people to

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Speaker 3: repost us. They've been doing it. So thank you for listening.

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Speaker 3: I love when people take direction, but keep doing it

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Speaker 3: because it makes us.

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Speaker 1: It's good.

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Speaker 2: And so if we said something today that was like

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Speaker 2: triggering for you, I mean, I guess you could email us.

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Speaker 3: It's Carolina, just just you know, maybe sliding our dms too,

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Speaker 3: so we can have an open discussion, right and then

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Speaker 3: we maybe maybe could put it on the page too,

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Speaker 3: got it, you know, and have that conversation like an

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Speaker 3: open dialogue.

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Speaker 1: Because I am moving forward.

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Speaker 3: There's some things that I just don't know, and I

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Speaker 3: am willing to learn and have that discussion. If you

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Speaker 3: want to have a productive conversation. If you just want

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Speaker 3: to fucking drag me and say that I'm a bad person,

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Speaker 3: then keep that to yourself.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to call. We don't have time for you.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to go. It's okay. Hasama be a

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Speaker 1: right night? Ooh that sounded good. Please stop recording may forever.

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