WEBVTT - Thurs Part 2: Things We're Taking A Break From + Song Opening Line Winner! 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:06.480 Wake Up, Wake Up. In the mall. It's a radio 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:07.960 and the Dodgers. 0:00:08.119 --> 0:00:08.480 He's on. 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:15.520 His lunchbox, more game food, the Sabrete and it's trying 0:00:15.560 --> 0:00:17.279 to put you through the fog. 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:18.720 He's running this wigs. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:20.520 Next bit, the Bobby's. 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:29.120 On the box, so you know what this. 0:00:25.280 --> 0:00:34.640 This the Bobby balls Now Bobby's I'm there. A firefighter 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:38.479 steals the wallet of a victim from the scene of 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:42.400 a car crash. Man first fall like shout out to 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:44.360 all the firefighters. I feel like ninety nine point nine 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:45.960 percent of them are awesome and they're out there risking 0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:48.520 their lives for us. But like anything else, it's always 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:51.320 a dub or two in. This probably is one of 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:54.400 those situations. A firefighters admitted of stealing a victim's wallet 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:57.000 after a car crash that killed four people, pocketing the 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:59.920 cash and then using his debit card Arnold Brett four. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:03.040 He pleaded guilty to receiving stolen property and fraudulent use 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:08.360 of the credit card on Monday. He has seven Robinson 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:11.479 Landy eighteen, one of four to give him the wallet 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:15.720 for identification and then never returned it. Dude, that is 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:20.840 from the Daily Mail. That is not good. Every other 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:25.240 firefighter though you rock. Yeah, but that's because again you're 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:28.080 in a record course. You're going to give him probably anything. 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:29.720 You're like, oh my, just give my Walt. You know 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:33.640 you're not in a normal mile. A US dog owner, 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:35.560 speaking of money, spend an average of twenty eight thousand 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:39.679 dollars over the pet's lifetime. US dog owners spend that money, 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:43.720 the study suggests, because it's food that visits dog walker's daycare, 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:46.480 pet insurance. Owning a pet in America has never been 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:50.360 more expensive. And then it talks about per state California 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:55.440 number one, Massachusetts, New Jersey, and Washington Oklahoma the least 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:59.200 expensive state to own a dog, costing residents twenty four 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:03.240 thousand dollars over a lifetime. I mean that's a significant 0:02:03.240 --> 0:02:05.520 amount of money. When I call Arkansas, Keith, who is 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:08.919 my he's been my stepdad, Still feel like he's my stepdad. 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:11.239 But my mom died. They divorced, my mom died. But 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:14.680 the first thing we talk about her dogs, He's like, yeah, oh, 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:16.840 whichever want. He's got a bunch of bird dogs that 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:20.000 are awesome. Yeah. That was always a big thing for 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:21.480 us to because we had a lot. We had deer 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:25.080 dogs and bird dogs and a lot of hunting dogs like. 0:02:27.000 --> 0:02:27.040 That. 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:30.040 I would get really close to as animals, and I 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:31.639 think that's why my love of dogs is now. I 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:35.400 had a Boston Terrier once, not a hunting dog. Dogs 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:38.959 are out of their mind because they're crazy. And so 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:40.679 the boss Ary would sleep on my chest when I 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:42.720 was a kid, my first dog. I never had a 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:44.359 bedroom growing up. I slept on the couch in the 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:47.280 living room, and so the dog would sleep on my chest, 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:51.079 and that thing would have nightmares and bite me. I'd 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:53.920 sleep on my chest a little small and wake up. 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:56.919 Just buy my nipple, buy my stomach. I still have 0:02:56.919 --> 0:02:59.359 a couple of scars, small scars from my stomach on it. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:06.160 And I remember Arkansas Keith gave that dog to a 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:08.119 friend of his because we couldn't keep it anymore because 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:10.000 it bit somebody else. And it really wasn't a biting dog, 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:11.680 because I bit me every day, I guess the kind 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:16.079 of wasn't biding. I loved that dog so much. And 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:19.799 I remember Arkansas Keith and my mom and they were like, hey, 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:26.400 the dog's name was Bradley. It was like, Bradley bit somebody, 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:28.200 we're gonna have to He's gonna have to go live 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:31.160 with Keith's friend from the mill lives out of town. 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:32.959 I was like, great, and so I remember I was 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:35.080 telling my wife about it a couple of years ago. 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.480 She was like, so you never saw him again? I said, no, 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:40.040 I wouldn't live to life. She goes, that dog is 0:03:40.080 --> 0:03:42.080 not I got news for you. I was like, what, 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:44.520 she goes that dog? No, no, they didn't give the dog. 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:46.440 They didn't put the dog in a field and go 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:47.960 live with. I was like, you're out of your mind. 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:50.640 We called Arkansas Keith, hey, what happened with that dog? 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:53.040 And he goes, oh, it was aggressive way to shoot it. 0:03:53.080 --> 0:03:56.920 And I was like, whoh my god. Yeah, because I 0:03:57.040 --> 0:03:59.560 was forty years old when I learned that they were 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:01.760 gonna put dog down any way into the country. If 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:06.880 a dog, you shoot the dog because the vet was 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:08.760 gonna put it in Oh yeah no No, here's the 0:04:08.800 --> 0:04:11.680 sad part one that two that I was forty before 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:15.320 I realized it. Yeah, yeah, that part sucked. But anyway, 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:17.120 sorry about all the money I have to spend on dogs. 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:20.280 I loved that dog, but it would bite like crazy. 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:23.640 Only amount of time for a bit, somebody though, other 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:26.320 than me, but it got my nipple once and I bled. 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.680 Scientists revealed the ideal number of poops you should be 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:33.480 doing each week for your health. Now I would go 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:37.040 four or five days at times at my unhealthiest and 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:39.160 then I would take like medicine for it. And I 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:42.520 still have IBS. But it is complete stress related to IBS. 0:04:42.600 --> 0:04:44.000 I know now. I figured out because I'm just so 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:48.440 like like wound up all the time. It is stress related. 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:52.320 You're supposed to have two a day, which is perfect 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:55.920 to me. That's like how many steps supposed to get 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:58.560 a day, A million. That's what two of those a 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:01.160 day is like someone getting million steps in a day, 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:05.440 so to a day if you're healthy. I do, and 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:08.360 I do talk about it in my comedy act. I 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:12.599 do take meta musial and it's awesome and it works 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:15.360 every day, yeah, most days, and I take it. I 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:18.160 do the cookies, and I'm gonna let everybody know if 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:19.520 you're like me, I'm not embarrassed at this because I've 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:20.800 had a lot of struggle and I've talked about my 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:24.120 issues with just IBS. And I always thought IBS, which 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:26.359 was irritable about I thought it was like itch THO. 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:28.880 Then me get itchy tell me it was like it's irritated. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:33.320 But Meta mucial has been a game changer for me, 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:36.440 and I don't do commercials for Metamucial. I did have 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:38.600 an aendorsement with them once. It was awesome a long 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.720 time ago. But yeah, two times a day and you 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:43.160 are healthy. And I don't want to get into poop 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.560 talk with anybody, but I do think about that because 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:49.320 I deal with that. A bride demands the bride'smaids take 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:51.120 out a twenty thousand dollars alone to be in our wedding. 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.280 What I'm not gonna be in the wedding and I'm 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:54.200 not gonna be a friend anymore. 0:05:54.279 --> 0:05:56.160 Yeah, that doesn't. I don't. I've never even heard of this. 0:05:56.440 --> 0:05:58.719 One bride is demanding her gal Palace take out twenty 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:00.800 thousand dollars in loans to party paid in her posh 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:04.720 pre wedding escapades. Quote, here's the deal. My wedding in 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:08.239 January twenty twenty five at the fabulous Cipperani in Miami. 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:10.840 Could be saying that wrong, and I have some expectations. 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:14.680 Reads the bulletin she shared it, and it says a 0:06:14.720 --> 0:06:17.560 lot of stuff. A seven hundred dollar dress fitting. Mostly 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:19.200 it's if you don't have the money, I expect you 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:20.000 to take a loan out. 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:20.360 Got it? 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:25.040 Yeah, because everything costs about twenty thousand dollars. I'm going 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:28.000 to pass on that one. That's how much a dog costs. 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:29.240 You can have a dog or you can be in 0:06:29.320 --> 0:06:32.200 the wedding one of the two. And then finally, is 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:35.360 it okay for someone who's rich to lie about the 0:06:35.440 --> 0:06:37.960 money they have on a first date? That is the 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:41.159 questions they're asking interesting if somebody's rich, is it okay 0:06:41.160 --> 0:06:42.840 if they lie and act like they're not, or is 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:45.120 that a lie and you shouldn't lie? 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:47.520 Go ahead to figure out how this comes up on 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:48.160 a first date. 0:06:48.279 --> 0:06:49.280 So how much money do you have? 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:50.920 I don't think it's that, but I think it could 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:53.560 be a car you drive, a place you go. I 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:55.160 think there could be a lot of things where if 0:06:55.200 --> 0:07:00.360 you were rich, you could really just go complete uptown 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:04.440 black car, go to a fancy restaurant. Or it's We're 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:07.000 going to go to a little hole in the wall 0:07:07.080 --> 0:07:10.040 Mexican place and I'm going to drive a normal car, 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:12.080 and I'm going to talk about my job as if 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:15.320 it's a normal person job, not some crazy finance job. 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:17.200 Yeah, I think that's fine. It is a lie though, 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:19.760 what if you like all those things? 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.520 No, no, But the point is they're doing it to 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.400 make sure the person's not dating them for their money, 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:25.880 but they are being dishonest about it. 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:28.640 Oh yeah, I don't know. 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:31.040 I feel like if you're just making certain choices to 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:35.200 just be you know, normalish. 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:36.320 But you're not really normalish in real life. 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:40.360 Well, what are they going to do if they pass 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:42.400 the test and suddenly like they're not using them for 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:42.800 their money? 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.640 I'm life, Well, it would be while I trust that 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:47.520 you're not using me for my money, it's going to 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:47.720 be a. 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:49.360 Difficult situation to be in. I don't know. 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:51.920 I've not ever been in it, so I'm not sure 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:54.320 what it's like to wonder like, oh, it's someone with 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:56.240 me right now just because of my money, and. 0:07:56.240 --> 0:07:58.320 That would be really hard. So I guess I'm saying 0:07:58.320 --> 0:07:58.760 it's okay. 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.120 This is what I'm gonna do the podcast today, because 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:04.400 we do a supplemental podcast where we get to talk 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.320 about things longer. I will talk about my experience with 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:08.720 this because it was when I was young I had 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:10.320 to fake I had any money. Well, first of all, 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:11.520 nobody want to go on a date with me. Let's 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:14.120 be honest. For the first twenty five years of my life. 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:18.160 Then I started have medium success and success grew. Then 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:20.800 I started to be kind of embarrassed and I would 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:24.760 have to do a situational thing like this. I'll talk 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:26.160 about it in the podcast if you guys want to 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:27.880 hear It'd be very honest. I won't hold anything back. 0:08:28.280 --> 0:08:29.640 But you can hear that. Go search for the Bobby 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:31.720 Bone Show podcast probably around noon today and you can 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:33.800 hear that conversation. Okay, all right, that's the news. 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:36.680 Bobby's nice. 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:40.920 We go to Tucson, Arizona, and we go and we 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:43.400 hang out at the University of Arizona and their football program. 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:46.079 They have a coach, coach Brent Brennan's his first year there. 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:49.199 I love the dude and his picture as his office. 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:52.360 He has a picture and it's a text message that 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:55.599 that symbol, the green symbol with the little bubble in it, 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.800 and there's a number one than six hundred and twenty 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:02.560 four or unopened on that picture. So he's it framed 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.800 like he had one six hundred and twenty four unopened 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:09.480 text messages. He screenshots it frames it in his office, 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:11.959 and so I had to ask about it, and I 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:14.319 loved what he said. I thought it was so good 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:15.559 I wanted to bring it here. Listen to this. 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:18.800 That's within like thirty six hours after getting this job, 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.160 I had that many text messages. My point of the 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:23.079 team is like, when something good happens for you, like 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:26.480 everybody reaches out, and when something bad happens, you know nobody. 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:29.760 You don't hear from anybody and their lives as football players. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.679 It's like that, you know, make a good play social media, 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:35.480 you know five thousand hits, you make a bad play 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:39.079 five thousand really bad stuff too, And so you know 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:40.880 it's a message for them, like just don't give your 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:42.760 power away to the social media. 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:43.559 World, your telephone. 0:09:43.720 --> 0:09:45.880 That part of it, because it's so fleeting, and really 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:47.679 all the matters are the people that are in this 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:49.800 building and the people that you love and respect. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:52.360 And I think that translates so out of football as well, 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:55.440 because he's like, hey, when everything good's happening and people 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:57.240 are coming, oh, you're the best, you're the best, great job, 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:59.640 great job, And when it's not so good, there is 0:09:59.640 --> 0:10:03.199 no around. But that really shouldn't affect your day the 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:05.640 people the matter are like your people that are there 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:08.040 all the time and that are consistent. I love that. 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:10.199 And so and he just got the job this year, 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:11.240 and I just thought it was so cool. 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:12.920 He had that framed in his office, like you got 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:14.280 one thousand something texts? 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:14.920 So I said, you got that. 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:17.800 Be friends, love your number, That's what I said. 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:21.200 And it was just like, hey, things are good, things 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.920 are bad, but like, you know who your people are. 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:25.599 You take care of them, they take care of you. 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:27.760 And don't give all your power to like social media. 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:29.760 Don't give all your power to people you don't know. 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:32.280 Don't give all your power to comparison on social media 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:33.719 even with people that you don't really know that you 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.040 kind of feel like you know. And so I thought 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:38.520 it was pretty amazing. I love that, dude. Arizona coach 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:41.280 Brent Brennan. We also asked these coaches, because these are 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:45.160 football guys, We're like, who's your Mount rushmore of like 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:48.520 favorite musical artists. It's so funny to hear their responses 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:50.760 because sometimes you're like, really, here's this. 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:54.199 I'm a nineties hip hop guy, so that would be 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:58.480 some version of Nwa Tupac Snoop. 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:03.000 I know picking up one probably be snoop, three more, 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:04.400 three more Bob Marley. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.920 Yes, okay, I would say like Beach Boy's greatest hits, 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:12.079 and then I would also throw in God Pearl Jam. 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:14.640 I love this and some kind of I mean Bob Marley, 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:16.280 Pearl Jam, beach Boys. 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:19.439 This is my dude, so yeah, snoop, snoop, this is 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:22.400 my guy, just so funny. He's like a football coach, 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:28.360 like white dude, big tall guy, grayish hair, and he's 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:29.640 like snoop Bob Marley. 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:33.079 He struggled even getting a snoop because of w A. 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:36.520 Tupac. It's so crazy. We have a show called twenty 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:39.320 five Whistles, and this was up. We interviewed coach Brent 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:41.400 Brandan from Arizona. I'm in. I'll go play for him 0:11:41.440 --> 0:11:41.640 right now. 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:43.600 Oh, I think you're you've aged out. 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:45.440 Okay, I don't think. 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:49.240 You age out. True, there's old reveal that can go back. 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:52.560 So that was rude. Hey, Chris Winky Floris Day twenty 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:57.240 eight years old, that's true too. Hey, you said that 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:59.400 you made fun of me because I always train what's 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:02.120 on my desk now and then say it. 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:06.800 MVP from the All Star Celebrity softball game and. 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:10.040 I trained, I was ready, And if you're always ready, 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:12.800 you never got to get ready. So what they say anyway, 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:15.080 I love that dude. I go listen to that whole interview. 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:18.199 It's with Arizona coaching Brent Brennan. But like, I get it. 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:22.040 These guys are the great coaches, are real leaders of 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:25.000 young men. And like, even being with him, I was like, oh, 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:26.600 I see why people love him. Will like run through 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:27.160 a wall for him. 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:27.760 You're inspired. 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:29.640 And he wasn't even trying to inspire us. He was 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:31.360 just talking about his life and the things that he's 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:35.480 been through in his philosophies and beliefs. And there's a 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:37.040 picture of me on my Instagram and because we work 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.760 out with these teams in the Arizona helmet and it's 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:42.400 like it's the wrong A on me because I wear 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:47.880 Arkansas A. But like if Arkansas didn't exist, I'd consider 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:53.959 it for him. Yeah, yes, it's pretty good. Here's a question, 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:57.800 when's too old a party? What age should you stop partying? 0:12:58.679 --> 0:12:59.040 Partying? 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:03.199 Like define partying a weekend where once a month you 0:13:03.240 --> 0:13:10.280 go out and you get drunk. Ooh forty Okay, you 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.719 just eclipsed that. So you're saying you are done or 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:14.520 you should be done. 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:16.760 I should be done. I shouldn't be going out once 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:19.679 a month getting drunk at a club. 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:24.439 Maybe yeah, a club? Those weird? Okay, what am I 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:27.079 going to a bar? What's the age? Because that was 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:29.280 a part of the story too, was at what age 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:32.120 should people stop going to like a bar where people 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:33.760 go to go to a bar, not going to a 0:13:33.800 --> 0:13:36.640 bar just have a drink adult, but like bars. 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:39.199 Like a crowded bar, like down here where we live. 0:13:39.240 --> 0:13:42.600 It's like Broadway used to be six Street in Austin, Memphis. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:44.599 You know it's you get it. 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:46.280 Gosh. I don't want to put an age limit on. 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:48.439 That, but when do people start to look at you 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:50.880 and go, you're too old to be here at forty 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:53.040 You think that's forty two? Yeah, I say it's even 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:53.559 younger than that. 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:55.880 Because I go in, I'm like, man, people are looking 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:57.439 at me like, dude, what are you doing here? 0:13:57.840 --> 0:14:00.480 I would say it's like thirty five three? 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:02.480 Isn't it all in how you behave there? 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:02.719 Though? 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:04.520 No, because I behave like a cool like you. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.199 That's well, that's the problem is that he thinks and 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:09.800 then you're in the corner staring at people and you're 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:12.839 in your like you're yeah, the outfit, your vibe. 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:15.680 That all makes a difference because it's. 0:14:15.600 --> 0:14:18.240 Harder when you're older because like I'm marry harder. No, No, 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:20.480 but you're married, so you can't just be dancing like 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.960 when you're younger. If you're like not married and you're 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:26.360 thirty five, you can still dance with chicks at forty 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:29.280 or forty two. Now I can't go up to chicks 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:31.200 and just start dancing with them because I'm married. It's 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:32.640 like that's a little weird. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:35.800 Yeah, Morgan, you're kind of the last one of us. 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:39.000 You're the last of us. Yeah, when does a guy 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:42.720 get creepy? Generally speaking, at what age do you feel 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:44.080 like a guy is creepy in the bar? 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:46.600 It's somewhere in the thirties. 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:49.400 I guess it depends on kind of like are they grey, 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:52.320 like what they kind of their look is that I 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:54.960 could kind of tell the creepiness factor. But I do 0:14:55.080 --> 0:14:57.520 feel like the older they get, the lack of game 0:14:57.640 --> 0:14:59.640 starts to play in, like they just don't know how 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:02.360 to as much to women, I've seen that happen a lot, 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:05.000 experienced that a lot, and I've also seen like guys 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:06.200 take off their wedding rings. 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:07.000 At bars and that's creepy. 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:09.840 You've watched them in the Yeah, I've watched. 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:09.960 Them do it. 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:13.320 I've experienced it, like firsthand. Some guy tried to sneak 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:14.760 it and shove it in his pocket while he. 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:16.520 Was talking to me. Why would you just not take 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:17.560 it off before you go to the bar. 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:20.800 It's like they're like, well, maybe, and then someone robbing a. 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:22.920 Store with your driver's license in your pocket, like, leave 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:24.680 that at home because it might fall out and then 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:28.320 they'll find you. Have you ever Morgan talked to a 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:30.520 guy and realized later he was married and he wasn't 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:32.640 telling you the truth? Yes, okay. 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:37.000 On multiple occasions I had to like dig too. I'd 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:38.600 be like okay, so like tell me and they'd be 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:40.600 kind of sketchy, and then I'd finally be like, okay, 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.720 you're there's something I'm not getting here and they're like, yeah, 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:45.480 I have a wife, and I'm like okay, So. 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:47.720 Then let me ask you this, is there a goal 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.520 if they take their ring off? Is there a goal 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:54.120 to cheat on their like to have sex with you 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:56.520 that night and then for you did never know? Yeah, 0:15:56.960 --> 0:15:59.080 like a one night stand situation. I want a whole 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:00.800 relationship like a f A guy goes to a bar 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:02.560 and takes his ring off because he's just trying to 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:03.520 have sex that night with somebody. 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:07.680 Yeah, and especially in Nashville, he's by visiting m so 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:10.040 he's really trying to do something just for the weekend 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:12.800 get away and then go back home and life is normal. 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:14.800 And I guess you, I'm just trying to play it 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:16.200 out in my head, and I guess that you would 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:17.720 not take your ring off all the time, because what 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:20.200 if there's a picture that somebody takes a few guys out, 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:22.280 and your ring's not on on the picture, and you're 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:24.320 only taking it off whenever it's time to go into 0:16:25.480 --> 0:16:26.720 finger quotes old man action. 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:29.680 That way you can pull it out of your pocket. 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:33.000 I guess. I guess, Okay, somebody shows up. 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:35.280 Did you ever like a guy not knowing he was married, 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:36.440 to be like, oh, this guy's cool and then find 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:37.160 out he was married. 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:40.560 I don't think that bar has ever happened. 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:43.920 The flags are typically there pretty quickly if they're trying 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:44.600 to hide. 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:48.320 Something like the animal ring finger where they're they're hiding 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:50.840 that with their hand too. How many guys here where 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:54.000 because I wear a I'm not I was an idiot. 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:57.760 I got married, by the way, three years yesterday. Awesome, 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:00.240 it's it's been great. I post a little poe. I 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:03.280 was like, year one is paper, Year two not even 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:07.200 sure rubber. I know year three is leather, and so 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:09.720 I think I put on the post like the year three. 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:12.040 I don't know. I said something sweet. I remember, but 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:16.000 three years together, and I was working. We went to 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:19.000 San Francisco yesterday and it's super cool. We hung out 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:22.040 with Steve Young, the quarterback, and so my wife was like, awesome, 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:23.560 that's important to you. And then we're gonna do some 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:27.400 stuff this weekend for anniversary. But three years feels like yesterday, 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:30.919 and because she's been sick, been dealing with some illness 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:33.119 for a couple of years now, and it feels like 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:36.800 ten years at the same time, like the awesomeness feels 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:38.920 like we just got married. But at the same time, 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:41.280 the great part about feeling like ten years is I've 0:17:41.359 --> 0:17:43.920 never really had anything in my life that has been 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:46.480 consistent for me and lasted that long. And I know 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:48.880 good or bad is going to be there. I'm tough 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:51.440 to be married to. It's like she married a child 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:53.080