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Speaker 1: Then Jubile Show on demand. It's time for another exciting

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Speaker 1: edition of Stupid Internet Questions. It's a game where we

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Speaker 1: ask you the question that everybody's talking about on the

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Speaker 1: dot com today. I forgot my name. It's okay because

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Speaker 1: names don't matter. Funky something, right. I'm Funky Funk Stevens.

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Speaker 1: And I forget my name sometimes, but I never forget

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Speaker 1: when it's time to play Stupid Internet Questions? And what

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Speaker 1: is the question that everybody's asking on the Internet today

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Speaker 1: that we need to talk about? We are dying to know,

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Speaker 1: and let's not die anymore. I get it, just know.

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Speaker 1: And here's today's stupid Internet question. Call us up eight

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Speaker 1: to eight three three one oh six one. Text in

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one. I personally think this is

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Speaker 1: a very amazing stupid Internet question and I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to hear your answers. So call us up eight to

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Speaker 1: eight three three one oh six one. Here is today's

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Speaker 1: stupid interne question. What do you think it's the first

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Speaker 1: person to milk a cow was actually trying to do?

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Speaker 1: You think the first person to milk a cow was

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Speaker 1: actually trying to do? That's a disturbing thought. Very well.

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Speaker 1: The first thing that comes to my mind is I

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Speaker 1: think that whoever it was maybe thought that the cow

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Speaker 1: was in pain because it was trying to get milk out.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, m I think I was squirting

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Speaker 1: out of it like it does humans. I didn't think

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Speaker 1: about that as women do when you're pregnant. Als is

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Speaker 1: the only person here it's been pregnant before. Yeah, right right,

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Speaker 1: your boost when it fills up with milk, it gets sore. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you have to like, yeah, you have to release the milk.

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Speaker 1: Whether you're trying to not breastfeed or not. You know,

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Speaker 1: you can do things that stop it from producing milk,

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Speaker 1: but it takes time. But if they're full, they'll just

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Speaker 1: start squirting out. God literally, like if I didn't have

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Speaker 1: a brawer and T shirt on, like, it would just

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Speaker 1: squirt like that. And that is why men don't get

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Speaker 1: that fun little option on our body, because I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be scoring everybody in the face eye walk into them

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Speaker 1: more than your buddies, Like, hey, what's up? Mention stains everywhere,

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Speaker 1: stains everywhere, driving a mom and then forgetting and put

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Speaker 1: a pad in. Oh wow. Yeah, it's stupid Internet questions

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Speaker 1: and we're asking the question what do you think the

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Speaker 1: first person to milk a cow was actually trying to do? Calls?

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Speaker 1: Up eight to eight, three, four three one or six

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Speaker 1: one text and four one oh six one? What do

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Speaker 1: you think they were trying to do? You know, guys

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Speaker 1: just like to pull on thing. Oh that's something I

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Speaker 1: can pull on. Let's pretend like it was back when

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Speaker 1: you first discovered a cow when you were a caveman, okay,

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Speaker 1: and you didn't know what a cow or a cow

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Speaker 1: watter was, and then you saw the cow and you're like, well,

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Speaker 1: that things scary. But then you realize this movement slow

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Speaker 1: and it doesn't look that scary, and you see some utters?

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Speaker 1: What was going through your mind right there? I feel

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Speaker 1: like I would probably just want to touch them, And

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Speaker 1: then I jumped it and I'd be like, wait a second,

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Speaker 1: and this thing is fun to pull on. How many

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Speaker 1: does it as have? I think? I don't know. Do

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Speaker 1: you know how many others I think it has? Like

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Speaker 1: nine three six nine? Here a maniac can't wait? Wait?

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Speaker 1: If the utter is the utter, the little little little

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Speaker 1: knob pull down, you know, like your doughs where the

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Speaker 1: milk comes out of I think, but don't they like

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Speaker 1: two like bad. Well, they got four four us. What

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Speaker 1: do I think they have like twelve? Technically they have

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Speaker 1: one other that splits into four separate compartments, so the

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Speaker 1: utter is just the big pass. It's like the areola.

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Speaker 1: Then oh my, yeah, that's what I thought. It was

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Speaker 1: also called teas. Yeah, call us up one text in

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one today stupid internet question is

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Speaker 1: a good one. It's this, what do you think the

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Speaker 1: first person the milk a cow was actually trying to do?

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Speaker 1: I think about stuff like that a lot. Just why

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Speaker 1: because I think I have a lot of more pressing

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Speaker 1: issues that I should think about, Like I think we're

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Speaker 1: laid on our taxes, but I think about things like

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Speaker 1: that more than I do paying taxes, which is probably

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Speaker 1: why laid on taxes. Hey, judge, look, it's fine that

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Speaker 1: we didn't do it, because I'm asking you a question,

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Speaker 1: and tell me if you could be on time to

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Speaker 1: the taxes. Trying to figure this out, we got a

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Speaker 1: really interesting text. Then they said cow's only lactate when

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Speaker 1: they have a calf. So I guess, like, but they

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Speaker 1: said anyway, so the first person to milk a cow

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Speaker 1: would have seen a calf nursing on the cow. Therefore,

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Speaker 1: they would have known there was something going on, So

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Speaker 1: that's how they went to try it. Yeah exactly did

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Speaker 1: they know for sure? But if they did see that,

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Speaker 1: I don't think humans at that time in the world

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Speaker 1: would have known. Let me try to squeeze it first.

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Speaker 1: They probably did the same exact thing, don't you think.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, now, I can imagine the first humans that

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Speaker 1: tried milk are noon to the milk of cow. The

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Speaker 1: one guy that was like, I'm gonna do it, trying

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Speaker 1: to dress like a baby calf and get in there

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Speaker 1: with the other calfs, like I'm one of you. My god,

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Speaker 1: let me get This is also how furry play got started.

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Speaker 1: So many things happened all because of the cow utter

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Speaker 1: That was stupid Internet questions. Join us tomorrow for another

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