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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d u i away now offering free

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Speaker 1: remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy

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Speaker 1: away dot com. Poor call eight hundred do you y away?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: It's time for your phone tap. And I don't know

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Speaker 3: a whole lot about this one, but I've heard Brooks

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Speaker 3: say it's one of her favorite pranks she's ever done,

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Speaker 3: probably because it involves the three things she loves the most,

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Speaker 3: bogo deals, suing people, and talking down to a man.

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Speaker 4: I really tapped into my roots for this one. Is

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Speaker 4: honestly how I felt.

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Speaker 3: Or normally feels bad after the end. No, all of

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Speaker 3: that comes out today and we get transferred to a

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Speaker 3: paralegal who works at a law firm. It felt natural,

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Speaker 3: and Brook's gotten herself into some trouble with the local police.

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Speaker 3: You'll hear it in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: It's another on the twenties. This is Travis.

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Speaker 4: Hi, Travis, is this still the law offices of?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Who are you trying to get ahold of?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Well, I was talking to the receptionist and then

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Speaker 4: she just forwarded me to you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what can I help you with?

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Speaker 4: Are you an attorney?

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Speaker 2: No, no, I'm a paralegal.

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Speaker 4: Oh good, okay, I don't have money for a real attorney.

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Speaker 3: Who.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we do offer a free consultation, and that might

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Speaker 2: be a better opportunity for you to get whatever questions

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Speaker 2: you need and answered.

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Speaker 4: How much is the free consultation?

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Speaker 2: It's free, doesn't cost you anything.

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Speaker 4: Is it like free free? Or is it like free

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Speaker 4: like I sent up today and then in ninety days later,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to get a bill like ancestry dot com

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Speaker 4: or something like that.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, there's no cost. You meet with

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Speaker 2: an attorney, you discuss your case, and you just you

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Speaker 2: decide whether or not you want to move forward.

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Speaker 4: Well, the reason I ask if it's free is because

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Speaker 4: my case was about something that I thought was free,

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Speaker 4: but then there's some dumb rules about it and I

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Speaker 4: got arrested.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry to hear that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're okay, Well, I'm not exactly sure what happened.

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Speaker 2: Can you tell me a little bit about what happened?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know the department storeholes, Yes, okay. They were

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Speaker 4: having to buy one, get one free sale, and I

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Speaker 4: saw the ad on TV and thought, oh, I bought

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Speaker 4: a blouse there a few months ago, so I need

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Speaker 4: to get.

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Speaker 1: My free one.

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Speaker 4: And so I went down there and I see a

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Speaker 4: blouse I like, so I take it right, No, it's free.

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Speaker 4: I bought one already.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't those things don't work like that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're just a paralegal. You're not a lawyer.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, I mean I'm exactly.

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Speaker 4: So then a security guard stops me in the parking

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Speaker 4: lot and I get charged with shoplifting and I never

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Speaker 4: got my free blouse both if you.

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Speaker 2: Ask, okay, okay, Yeah, I mean you probably should talk

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Speaker 2: to an attorney about this, because honestly, I'm not sure

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Speaker 2: what they might say.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can tell okay, this case it could be

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Speaker 4: big for your firm. I mean, this could be one

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Speaker 4: of those like Aaron Brockovich things. Did you see that movie?

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Speaker 4: And then you guys are gonna get like a five

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Speaker 4: hundred million dollar settlement or something.

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Speaker 2: I doubt that seriously, to be perfectly honest, I don't

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Speaker 2: think you understand how buy one, get one free works.

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Speaker 4: Well, was I supposed to take the free one first

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Speaker 4: and then go back and buy one.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'm not here to explain how bogo deals work.

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Speaker 4: So well, what are you saying? What are you saying?

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Speaker 4: You won't take my case?

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately, man, I do think it's highly unlikely that we

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Speaker 2: would take.

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Speaker 4: Really, so now, mister paralegal is too good for the

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Speaker 4: little guy?

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Speaker 2: Huh No, that's not what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Because I have an extremely winnable case that I've actually

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Speaker 4: been thinking about for years now. You want to hear

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Speaker 4: that one?

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Speaker 2: I mean, to be honest, not really, I'm pretty busy here.

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Speaker 2: I mean I could take down your number and have that.

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Speaker 4: This is going to be a lot of money. Just listen,

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. You know the Titanic.

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Speaker 2: Yes, of course, everyone knows that's what the Titanic is.

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Speaker 4: Yes, well, listen to this. There are a lot of

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Speaker 4: people who think that's a real event.

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Speaker 2: And that is a real event.

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Speaker 4: Man. They're charging money to dumb tourists to go see

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Speaker 4: supposed artifacts whatever of something that they think actually.

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Speaker 2: Happened, that did actually really happen the Titanic? Did think?

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Speaker 4: You think it happened too, Yes.

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Speaker 2: It's well documented it happened.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, news flash. I don't know if you realize this.

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Speaker 4: It was just a movie. Leonardo DiCaprio is just an actor,

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Speaker 4: a paid actor, ma'am. Please, only a paralegal would think

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Speaker 4: that I need to talk to a lawyer.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you probably should talk to a lawyer.

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Speaker 4: Oh do you know who I should talk to? I

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Speaker 4: should talk to Audrey. She can't be as dumb as

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Speaker 4: you are.

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Speaker 2: Are you talking about Audrey R receptionist.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she's the smartest one there, because she's the one

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Speaker 4: that set you up for this prank phone call. What

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Speaker 4: this is that they brooke for the radio show Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 4: on you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm so glad you're not that stupid.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe you wouldn't take my bogo case.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I guess I should have. We could

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Speaker 2: have made million dollars on that.

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Speaker 4: See, that's what I'm talking about. Then we take on

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Speaker 4: the Titanic.

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Speaker 2: That was good. I walked all into that week up.

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Speaker 1: Every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,