Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's a nice shirt.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I've been rocking this shirt this uh team
Speaker 2: Bishop gopherg shirt.
Speaker 3: Have you washed it?
Speaker 2: I have. I was just saying this song I did
Speaker 2: the Loft meeting. I was like, this shirt holds up
Speaker 2: very well. I wear it all the time, and I
Speaker 2: wash it and it kind of gets even closier and
Speaker 2: I get stopped now all the time, which is really nice.
Speaker 2: People are like, where is that shirt from?
Speaker 3: And I'm like, nah, very very nice.
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 3: Oh man, I'm doing all right. I'm doing all right,
Speaker 3: you know, running around like crazy.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking about moving and I think I am going
Speaker 3: to move. I'm leaving Los Angeles after seventeen years. Wow,
Speaker 3: seventeen Yeah, yeah, seventeen years leaving Los Angeles and it's
Speaker 3: gonna be weird. That's going to be weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're the tenth person I've spoken to
Speaker 2: in the past month that is doing the same thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: everybody's moving out.
Speaker 3: Moving from Los Angeles to Woodland Hills.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm going to Calabasas good bye party.
Speaker 3: See now I'm gonna move to a good old Austin Austin. Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: Just in Austin. I'm a big fan, big fan of Austin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll see. My daughter was born there. And you know,
Speaker 3: we're we're gonna figure it out. But what We're still
Speaker 3: going to bring you the same, the same stuff, the
Speaker 3: same content, folks. Even though I'm leaving physically, emotionally, spiritually, virtually,
Speaker 3: I'll be here with you and inside of all of you.
Speaker 2: You know it's true. Actually, I don't know if people
Speaker 2: listening to this podcast know that, but we have done
Speaker 2: the podcast from Greece, from Canada, from here in la Is,
Speaker 2: about to be in Texas.
Speaker 3: We do. Wherever we are, we do wherever we are.
Speaker 3: About a podcast, Oh yeah, you can always always chit
Speaker 3: chat from all over the world. I want to do
Speaker 3: a podcast where we should just invite a different guest
Speaker 3: from a different country and just have an hour long
Speaker 3: conversation with a stranger. You never know what you're going
Speaker 3: to get. They might not speak English, you might not
Speaker 3: speak the same, you might not speak what.
Speaker 2: Everybody's idea for our podcast yeah, person on the street.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just pick a person and then talk.
Speaker 2: I'm into it, sweet, I feel like you know what
Speaker 2: we should call it, Like you know when you're like
Speaker 2: on a plane and you just get sat next to someone.
Speaker 2: The title is somewhere in there.
Speaker 3: You do you know what that? Because I know you
Speaker 3: and Zey both fly private, so you can't know who
Speaker 3: you're sitting next to.
Speaker 2: I will say the first time I ever did fly,
Speaker 2: but it was with Zoe and was part of this
Speaker 2: show when we all was the World Series private flight
Speaker 2: before the one where we went and did Miami sayal
Speaker 2: to Miami. Yeah, Oh that was fun. I gotta say,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm very scared of flying. I have it. I
Speaker 2: fly all the time, but I'm very scared of flying.
Speaker 2: And everyone was like flying private so cool, and I
Speaker 2: was like even more terrified.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's going on. Anyways, you're gonna walk to Texas.
Speaker 2: This is cool. We're figuring out your travel plans.
Speaker 3: No one take a tour bus. Actually, this is a
Speaker 3: real thing. If there is a company out there that
Speaker 3: would love to give me a tour bus to take
Speaker 3: to Texas, I want to do it.
Speaker 2: Bro that's the way to do it. I've done that before.
Speaker 3: To Texas.
Speaker 2: I read it a massive like RV and while well,
Speaker 2: I think we hit Texas on it, and we did
Speaker 2: like a big road trip and it was so fun,
Speaker 2: so great. Oh yeah, it's the vibe. It's it's great
Speaker 2: and you're gonna do with your daughter. She'll have so
Speaker 2: much fun too. It's like a little moving house the best.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Love. He's going to drive and the route drives itself.
Speaker 2: Well. This episode that we're going to recap today's sister,
Speaker 2: Act three, I can't not say sister.
Speaker 3: I know he's going to be mad though.
Speaker 2: Man, I didn't remember how funny and Camela Blackett wrote.
Speaker 3: It and directed it.
Speaker 2: Yes, And I'll say this before we dive in. I
Speaker 2: remember how cool it felt for me to see this
Speaker 2: South Asian director come into the space. Representation matters, y'all.
Speaker 3: I just remember seeing him from all the Broken Lizard
Speaker 3: stuff that he would do his movies, and then watching
Speaker 3: like having him come on set. I was like, holy
Speaker 3: sh what the this is crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a surreal moment where you're just it
Speaker 2: was like that. Also, I'll say early on in the show,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you felt like this because we
Speaker 2: had a lot of big directors, film directors come and
Speaker 2: direct episodes. I think because of the Zoe and Jake Kasden,
Speaker 2: Elis Meriwether like personal relationship. Yeah, but I remember it
Speaker 2: did feel like okay, here we are doing our job,
Speaker 2: but also like Loki like kind of auditioning for you
Speaker 2: guys for your movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Have you worked with any of the directors since No,
Speaker 3: because it didn't go well. No. I think if anyone's
Speaker 3: ever cast me in anything, No, No, I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I don't think any of the
Speaker 3: other directors have reached out and said, hey, let me
Speaker 3: put you in.
Speaker 2: So all those directors of New Girl who we love
Speaker 2: so much, we're here. Actually that's not true. One has
Speaker 2: no two for you and one for me, two for me.
Speaker 3: Oh, Trent doesn't count. Trent doesn't count because.
Speaker 2: Caw, we loved Trent so much that we're like, no,
Speaker 2: even though you put it in THEGIT shows.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, trend doesn't count because Trent is like, he's
Speaker 3: beyond it.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 3: He is a bigger than family. He's a part of
Speaker 3: He's a part of this who I.
Speaker 2: Just sold a show with him, you know that, right,
Speaker 2: trans the show together. He just sold it. We're working
Speaker 2: on it and Malmoth is writing. One of the best
Speaker 2: New Girl writers ever know. Jake kas didn't put you in,
Speaker 2: Ju MANGI.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah again, Jake doesn't count. These aren't guest directors.
Speaker 2: That's true. Not again, like not part of New Girl family.
Speaker 2: I guess outside of New Girl Family directors, no one
Speaker 2: has put in anything, but we're here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Max Winkler, what the f Hey, Max Jay? What
Speaker 3: the f?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: All these people you know, Reggie Hudlind Reginald Hudland directed
Speaker 3: in episode? Which episode did he direct?
Speaker 2: You got to keep your emmy in the in the
Speaker 2: in the video. Now you got to sit there and
Speaker 2: start flexing on these people that don't know.
Speaker 3: Variety posted this thing their top one hundred. I saw
Speaker 3: this the top the top one hundred television performances characters
Speaker 3: of all time for the past century. And I was
Speaker 3: on that list, and Brady too. But I don't get
Speaker 3: the respect the phone ring once, not once. Nobody congratulated me,
Speaker 3: you know, And that's okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I'll just like take my ball and go home. But
Speaker 3: like you know, kind of, I got you. We got
Speaker 3: each other, and that's all that's all that matters. And
Speaker 3: more importantly, we got the fans, the New Girl fans,
Speaker 3: the are the ones who you know, who constantly remind
Speaker 3: us that we're doing the right thing on the right path.
Speaker 3: That's true, that's right. So let's dive into this episode. Okay,
Speaker 3: Schmidt and Abby, Well, they move in together, and they
Speaker 3: can't help but publicly display their affection with some inappropriate licking.
Speaker 3: She literally licked this man's face, which is gross.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: This causes CC to investigate what Abby is really doing
Speaker 3: when designing jewelry is really shitty jewelry, and Jess becomes
Speaker 3: insecure about what phase she and Nick are at. Brilliantly,
Speaker 3: Jess convinces Nick to move in with her. The couple
Speaker 3: quickly begins to drive each other insane in the confined space.
Speaker 3: Unable to communicate their discomfort, the animosity grows until Jess
Speaker 3: is compelled to lie about a field trip so she
Speaker 3: can spend the night at a hotel. CC discovers Abby
Speaker 3: has no ulterior motives, She just makes really bad jewelry.
Speaker 3: Coach encourages her to confront her feelings for Schmid. Winston
Speaker 3: reveals Jessic's hotel escape. Nick and Jess decide to return
Speaker 3: to their original accommodations, but when Abby decides to be independent,
Speaker 3: Schmidt moves back into the loft and into Jess's room.
Speaker 3: Dundune done, We'll.
Speaker 4: Be back, and we are back again.
Speaker 3: Camille A. Black Cat wrote this episode. Jay Seandra Shaker
Speaker 3: directed it. What a dynamic duo. Had a lot of
Speaker 3: fun recording this one. I didn't once I started watching it,
Speaker 3: I you know, seeing some of the antics and bits.
Speaker 3: Then it started popping in my head. I started remembering
Speaker 3: it and more and more than anything. I remember Abby
Speaker 3: sitting on Schmidt's lap and licking his face. I remember
Speaker 3: that part, and it was I just I don't I
Speaker 3: don't know why I remember that. I just thought it
Speaker 3: was weird.
Speaker 2: A lick is such an aggressive choice. They could have
Speaker 2: just like made out for someone, like for some reason,
Speaker 2: like doing a stage kiss. It feels way less intimate
Speaker 2: than a lek. Also, you have to understand, like there's
Speaker 2: makeup on people, and that's what I kept thinking, Like
Speaker 2: he's got to make up and powder on him, and
Speaker 2: it's like and they need to keep doing it for
Speaker 2: every like taken version and you know a camera angle, yep.
Speaker 3: I gotta keep licking all of that foundation off. It'd
Speaker 3: be funny if like they the more she licked that
Speaker 3: like darker a guy underneath his face and realized Max
Speaker 3: has been black this whole time, reveal he's been doing
Speaker 3: Jewish face.
Speaker 2: Oh man, in a power move, man Abby moves in
Speaker 2: with Schmidt. Have you have you seen a couple like
Speaker 2: this before, like a hyper PDA couple.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one hundred. I see it
Speaker 3: all the time in public, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: And it's it's gross, but but I.
Speaker 2: Get it's gross. It's true kind of is I don't
Speaker 2: know why to be sweet? They're being affectionate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I don't know if that lasts very long.
Speaker 3: It could, and I shouldn't hate on people who who
Speaker 3: who want to do that to each other's faces. It's
Speaker 3: just that, Yeah, I'm maybe I'm not a germophobe or anything,
Speaker 3: but like, if you let me lick your face, how
Speaker 3: many people you let lick that faces?
Speaker 2: The big questions, big question, A lot of tongues.
Speaker 3: On that cheek. You know it so stupid?
Speaker 2: Gosh, that's sister three. See you guys next week.
Speaker 3: No, is this interesting because this is it's not just
Speaker 3: about the PDA it. I can understand why CC later
Speaker 3: on is investigating this because it's a lot, like he's
Speaker 3: giving her money for these supplies and she's making really
Speaker 3: terrible jewelry.
Speaker 2: Awful jewelry, Like yeah, like it almost seems like she's
Speaker 2: doing like an idiot check on him. Yeah that it's
Speaker 2: so bad.
Speaker 3: It's so bad to the point where he it's literally
Speaker 3: like causing him to bleed out. Like throughout the I
Speaker 3: just remember seeing throughout that scene they just kept having
Speaker 3: to make the stain bigger. Yeah. Yeah, so that's so
Speaker 3: already I could I could get why we'd be on
Speaker 3: to abby and it.
Speaker 2: Makes use us. But what's happening with Jess. She's not suspicious,
Speaker 2: she's feeling insecure.
Speaker 3: Yes, she's She's like.
Speaker 2: They look like this hot, sexy, amazing, passionate couple. And
Speaker 2: the choices that Jake Johnson made in eating that pancake
Speaker 2: or waffle or whatever the hell was was so funny. Also,
Speaker 2: I so hard relate. I don't want people. I don't
Speaker 2: like it. You know, people are like, Okay, have a fry.
Speaker 2: I'm like, get your own fries. You have options, order
Speaker 2: aside right now, like leave me alone. I'm so Nick
Speaker 2: Miller in that moment, I was like, just back.
Speaker 3: To be here. That's not Nick Miller, that's Jake Johnson.
Speaker 2: That's also a fact. I was like, Oh, he's just
Speaker 2: decided to be himself in this episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how he eats. I've been out to lunch
Speaker 3: with him a couple of times, and it's it's shady business.
Speaker 3: When he sits down to eat, it's not something you
Speaker 3: want to be around. We have to ask for the
Speaker 3: private room when we go and eat, just because people
Speaker 3: don't like he doesn't want people to know how much
Speaker 3: of a scavenger he is for a pancake.
Speaker 2: Is this part of your podcast Wars? Are you trying
Speaker 2: to like embed the mess around in the podcast Wars?
Speaker 2: Because listen, no no beef. I got no beef with Jake.
Speaker 3: No, I got no beef with Jake. I I mean,
Speaker 3: is he a slob when he eats yet? Do you
Speaker 3: remember that? Listen. I'm not going to get into it,
Speaker 3: but I am going to just say I am just
Speaker 3: going to say he's a monster in restaurant. So like,
Speaker 3: if the fans are out there, you see him eating,
Speaker 3: please don't bother him. He'll say, he'll slur you, he'll
Speaker 3: say something when he's eating. It's not him, just just
Speaker 3: let him be.
Speaker 2: So kind of you.
Speaker 3: He's a slurer.
Speaker 2: You're a good friend. You're a good friend. So Jess
Speaker 2: is feeling super insecure, and she says they now need
Speaker 2: to move in together. That living together and moving in
Speaker 2: together is a big difference. Yeah, right, m h, which
Speaker 2: I kind of understood. There is a big difference between me.
Speaker 2: We're roommates and we live with other people and then
Speaker 2: we live together. She's not wrong. That is a big
Speaker 2: step in a relationship. I mean, well, well that's in
Speaker 2: their situation. It's a bit reduced kill us.
Speaker 3: But well, I mean the reason why I say that
Speaker 3: is because you lived Typically, if you live with someone,
Speaker 3: then you live with someone. It's just you two. But
Speaker 3: if you have roommates, that's a little different, you know,
Speaker 3: because you're already living together. Who has a separate bedroom.
Speaker 3: It's not the fifties or whatever people should sleep in
Speaker 3: different bedrooms they had. It's it's I don't see the
Speaker 3: I don't see this. My point is I don't see
Speaker 3: the weirdness in it because you already live together. The
Speaker 3: only difference now is you're sleeping in the same bed,
Speaker 3: which you'd normally do. Like, are they are they intimate?
Speaker 3: With each other and then she gets up and goes
Speaker 3: and goes to her room or vice versa.
Speaker 2: The question I had when they do that. The funniest
Speaker 2: reveal ever in this episode of him with his like
Speaker 2: nightgown the long.
Speaker 3: Shirt, which is again, you know how we say on
Speaker 3: this show, they they pick and choose some of the
Speaker 3: real stuff that happens in our life.
Speaker 4: The night shirt.
Speaker 3: That's something that Jake actually wears because his wife. His
Speaker 3: wife would talk to Liz, they had they were really
Speaker 3: close and they would have private conversations that she would
Speaker 3: say she'd be concerned about Jake wearing a night shirt.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 2: You can float it though, you can float it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can co sign it. He that's that night
Speaker 3: shirt thing he really wears that he's he's embarrassed about
Speaker 3: his body.
Speaker 2: This is the question I had, which was what's actually
Speaker 2: happening that? Like, yeah, are they just sleeping together and
Speaker 2: then like not falling asleep together and waking up together?
Speaker 2: Because that does feel weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, if that's what we're learning in this episode,
Speaker 2: she's not around, like you guys need to learn how
Speaker 2: to get undressed, get dressed, get into bed, together, kick it,
Speaker 2: do your thing, and then fall asleep and wake up together.
Speaker 2: That step should be taken in this relationship. That felt strange,
Speaker 2: but I don't think that was what the point of
Speaker 2: this episode was. It was just the way it came together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, but again, I just want to reiterate
Speaker 3: that's how Jake actually.
Speaker 2: He's like never changed in front of a woman is also.
Speaker 3: Yeah, quite strange. That's strange. He's you know, he's like,
Speaker 3: when you're naked, you know, usually powerful and it's glorious,
Speaker 3: but when you change your clothes, you're hunched over and
Speaker 3: you're gallering like an animal.
Speaker 2: Made me think of that Seinfeld. Wasn't there like a
Speaker 2: Seinfeld episode about like a girlfriend that was like naked
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But then there's like a bicycle like in the apartment
Speaker 2: that she goes to change and she's like hunched over,
Speaker 2: like wrenching like something on the bike and she's coughing,
Speaker 2: and Jerry's just like, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I never watched Seinfeld. I never could never Seinfeld. No friends.
Speaker 3: I've seen clips and I know what the show is
Speaker 3: and I heard it's pretty funny, but I've never like
Speaker 3: sat there and watched.
Speaker 2: It's a good one. I'm a big fan of Marathon Seinfeld.
Speaker 2: A few times. I like it. I like it a lot.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go to a break. When we come back,
Speaker 3: we're gonna keep diving into this episode. And we're back
Speaker 3: from that break, so now let's keep diving into this.
Speaker 2: What a segue?
Speaker 3: I mean they should there should be an award for
Speaker 3: segue masters, like the people who like like conquered the
Speaker 3: segue ability. That's me. No one's better ad break ad
Speaker 3: break and we're black. Okay, So here's what I here's
Speaker 3: what I love about this and it and we never,
Speaker 3: we never like expanded on this, the the coach at
Speaker 3: CC relationship.
Speaker 2: They found their group, they finally found what their dynamic is,
Speaker 2: which is sisters.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's exactly what I was like, Damon, So Damon
Speaker 3: has family. They're they're really they're notorious for really playing
Speaker 3: hilarious women and true and I read he the way.
Speaker 3: I laughed a lot. And you guys, but don't.
Speaker 2: You feel like, just like you were saying, like Jake
Speaker 2: wasn't really acting the way he was eating, don't you
Speaker 2: feel like Damon wasn't really acting when he was doing
Speaker 2: our dynamic. I was like, this is just Damon getting
Speaker 2: to go full Damon, just getting to be himself. That also,
Speaker 2: I've tried to explain this so many times, my natural
Speaker 2: dynamic with Damon in our friendship. Once again forgot that
Speaker 2: there's this episode that exists that shows the natural dynamic
Speaker 2: of our relationship, and he is it's not like brother sister,
Speaker 2: it is more like sister.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's funny.
Speaker 2: It's so funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm like, is this the only episode that
Speaker 3: we that we see this dynamic or do we carry this?
Speaker 2: Do find out as we keep watching it. But I
Speaker 2: remember shooting this episode because it was so fun because
Speaker 2: we could just be ourselves like Hannah and Damon and
Speaker 2: the CC Coach dynamic just did that full over inception
Speaker 2: overlap and we could be ourselves in improv and yes
Speaker 2: and each other to death. And it was the most
Speaker 2: fun to shoot, like the chemistry was alive because that's
Speaker 2: the real dynamic, that's the truth of our relationship.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, he's so funny.
Speaker 2: He's so funny in these scenes.
Speaker 3: So you guys get together and you you she asks
Speaker 3: Coach if she can help him, you know, sneak into
Speaker 3: Schmid's apartment so she can figure out what the hell's
Speaker 3: going on with Abbey. She needs to find some dirt,
Speaker 3: and they're they're doing a they're doing a mess around
Speaker 3: right now. Yeah, yeah, And it was funny. And they're
Speaker 3: going through the trash, They're going through this, they're going
Speaker 3: to that and immediately busted. Now, what I found funny
Speaker 3: about this sad is the fact that Schmid organizes his trash.
Speaker 2: Honestly, When he was like the coffee grounds go and
Speaker 2: a ziploc bag to keep my trash clean, I was like,
Speaker 2: this is probably based on truth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody. I mean, well, I could see why you
Speaker 3: wouldn't want like a sloppy trash can. Like you're trying
Speaker 3: to take the trash out and the soot and stuff
Speaker 3: gets everywhere, and it might be a little bit, especially
Speaker 3: things with an odor. You know, you want to smart.
Speaker 2: He's smart, you know. I will say this. I remember
Speaker 2: my stepmom used to like if it was like leftover
Speaker 2: you know, meat or something, whatever it did a throw
Speaker 2: it in the garbage which sits overnight, or you're going
Speaker 2: to take it out. She would put it in a bag,
Speaker 2: tied it up and keep it in the freezer until
Speaker 2: the morning, where she would take it out and throw
Speaker 2: it away.
Speaker 3: Oh the garbage pack. You know what Alicia? Did you
Speaker 3: know my sister Alicia? Yeah, what she did. She came
Speaker 3: to my house once and cooked fish. I wasn't there.
Speaker 3: She made it for her and a friend that was there.
Speaker 3: I come home. All the dishes are clean. She put
Speaker 3: away all the dishes. Places great, but it reeks, smells
Speaker 3: of like rotting fish. And I was like, what the
Speaker 3: hell is going on with the wrappings in the paper
Speaker 3: that the fish that continue and just left it in
Speaker 3: a bag open, And then when I asked her about it,
Speaker 3: she goes, do men ship take the trash out? I'm
Speaker 3: not taking that out.
Speaker 2: I didn't cook.
Speaker 3: I didn't cook. You cook to yourself. You cooked for herself,
Speaker 3: left the trash and then tell me it was my fault.
Speaker 2: Because that's amazing.
Speaker 3: What a response do men ship?
Speaker 2: Do men shit?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Look, if she rolled like Schmidt, you would not have
Speaker 2: that problem because she would have just bagged it up,
Speaker 2: wrapped it up.
Speaker 3: We need more women. We need more women like Schmidt.
Speaker 2: This is what we're learning. We need more women like Damon,
Speaker 2: like coach, Coach.
Speaker 3: And Schmidt, Liz, he knows how to create a woman.
Speaker 2: Also, by the way, the way Max chose to come
Speaker 2: in and just scream treachery whatever, the funny is like,
Speaker 2: no one could get away with it, Like he h
Speaker 2: it was so funny.
Speaker 3: And I love how you know immediately once you just
Speaker 3: your words actually affected him. You just said you should
Speaker 3: think about it. And he's like, yeah, coach going, you know,
Speaker 3: it's funny your words. He's like, you look at her
Speaker 3: words affecting.
Speaker 2: It out loud, fireparts out loud. No funny, what a scene.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now let's go back to this long shirt again,
Speaker 3: which is again, man, it's a real thing. It's a
Speaker 3: real thing. And they're in that they're in their bedroom,
Speaker 3: they're trying to figure it out. You know, he has
Speaker 3: all his insecurities for obvious reasons.
Speaker 2: And and that moment, the moment, do you know a
Speaker 2: moment I'm talking about the most disgusting moment on New
Speaker 2: Girl history.
Speaker 3: His feet, the feet that's gross and he puts it
Speaker 3: right by with it where he lays his head normally.
Speaker 2: I know, honestly, I was like, I genuinely was like
Speaker 2: like I had to like turn my head. I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: what you know.
Speaker 3: My question for someone like him or that character, well
Speaker 3: that's Jake too, to be honest. But I see people
Speaker 3: all the time that are like out and about, like
Speaker 3: real story. I went hiking with Jake recently. There was
Speaker 3: a woman climbing, like hiking up the mountain barefoot, right Griffith,
Speaker 3: the Griffith Hike, the Griffith Trail. She up there barefoot.
Speaker 3: And I see this all the time at the airport,
Speaker 3: you know, people walking around barefoot. My question is do
Speaker 3: you actually take the time when you get home to
Speaker 3: wash your feet? I'm curious they don't.
Speaker 2: I truly believe that people don't. It's so crazy to me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh it's so gross. And here's here was my thing.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about how in the previous episode, you know,
Speaker 2: you had like you had a foot double two and
Speaker 2: like popping your feet up into into screen. I was like,
Speaker 2: because there's a lot of people that have interesting relationships
Speaker 2: with feet, and I wondered, I was like, are those
Speaker 2: Jake's feet?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Are his real feet that he wanted bear and dirty
Speaker 2: out there? Like did they have to like mess you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like did you make up and
Speaker 2: eat them? The gross or did they get like stunted feet, Like,
Speaker 2: is it Casey's feet or something.
Speaker 3: No, I'll tell you exactly what it was. I remember
Speaker 3: this day. They were like, it was a last minute bit.
Speaker 3: They were shooting the scene and it was a last
Speaker 3: minute bit, and they said, oh, we'll be funny as
Speaker 3: if we if Jake turned it around and his feet
Speaker 3: were dirty, and so all he did was turn around
Speaker 3: and take his socks off and that's what his feet
Speaker 3: looked like. No, yeah, no, these are I'm to the
Speaker 3: New Girl friends out there. I only come out. I
Speaker 3: only come on this show and speak truth to you.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you know, I know it's alive. But that's
Speaker 2: so funny to float it out there dirty inside your socks.
Speaker 2: You have nasty feet. That's a commitment to the nasty feet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love though.
Speaker 2: By the way, this is like the magic of New
Speaker 2: Girl to me sometimes is like that truly is so
Speaker 2: relatable and a ten tend disgusting. They didn't have to
Speaker 2: go crazy make a really wild bit. It was just
Speaker 2: like you wearing this weird nightgown and you've dirty feet,
Speaker 2: and then that's it. I'm out as a girl. I'm out.
Speaker 2: I can't do it, won't do it. I got to
Speaker 2: figure out a solution, and thankfully her sister, like you know,
Speaker 2: gives her a little gift by telling her of an
Speaker 2: available hotel room.
Speaker 3: That's right, that's right, just is like uh.
Speaker 2: As it passed, she wanted to go back into her
Speaker 2: own room and see if she could figure it out,
Speaker 2: but Winston had taking it over with a very aggressive
Speaker 2: crabby workout.
Speaker 3: Arty. Well, here's the thing. Winston is trying to get healthy.
Speaker 3: He's trying to get in shape for the lapd entrance example,
Speaker 3: the fitness part, and so he and I remember this too.
Speaker 3: That was a very fun day shooting, just getting to
Speaker 3: be silly while working out. If anybody knows me, they
Speaker 3: know that I am highly trained, highly skilled in the gym.
Speaker 3: Some would say, as far as actors go, one of
Speaker 3: the great. Uh So it was good to play in
Speaker 3: that moment and just be silly in a in a
Speaker 3: makeshift gym, and the new girl, like again, Camilla crushed it.
Speaker 3: I was able to play and look like I don't
Speaker 3: know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: It really showed your range.
Speaker 3: Yeahe crab walk, what that's fun. Let's keep doing that.
Speaker 2: But then they did the flashback. The flashback of like
Speaker 2: when when he gets pants. I was surprised when he
Speaker 2: went like Miller and I and then like they're like
Speaker 2: he giggles, and I was like, that's the meanest thing
Speaker 2: I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Friends like, you're a bully. Friends didn't, we didn't think
Speaker 3: of it that way when we were a kids.
Speaker 2: That's what I realized. I was watching and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm just like an old lady now where I'm just like,
Speaker 2: oh no, that's so mean. But like your best friend
Speaker 2: would for sure do that to you, and you'd all
Speaker 2: giggle about it later.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was. It was strange.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 3: It was a strange time back then because it happened
Speaker 3: to It happened to me.
Speaker 2: No, you really got pants, And you're like, yeah, yeah, when.
Speaker 3: I was a kid kidding me. Friends, Yeah, you're playing basketball,
Speaker 3: you're running. All of a sudden, your boy just rips
Speaker 3: your pants down. You just walk, You just run from
Speaker 3: the three point line to the free throw line, balls out.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: It is yet like the underpants too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the whole thing, the whole thing calls the whole
Speaker 3: blackout in the gym, whole gym, get dark, whole gym,
Speaker 3: did the lights go.
Speaker 4: Out no.
Speaker 2: Way, Yeah, wow, okay, what are the coach? Didn't the
Speaker 2: coach then be like.
Speaker 3: No, they thought, it's like kids be kids growing up?
Speaker 3: Like be it what like as opposed to like scolding
Speaker 3: the kid who did it. It's like, well, look, mourn,
Speaker 3: what are you going to do in return? Toughing up
Speaker 3: or toughing up or you know, figure plot your revenge?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? And I love plotting revenge.
Speaker 3: I love revenge. It's so good.
Speaker 2: You know what my favorite feeling is, I've said this before,
Speaker 2: justified rage. Yeah, that's my favorite thing. We like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you pants me now whatever I do to you, I
Speaker 2: can enjoy plotting because you deserve it. You love some
Speaker 2: justified rage. Down for it all right. So as Dingling
Speaker 2: was out, he's now trying to train. He's got to
Speaker 2: do the rings I guess as part of his entrance
Speaker 2: fitness exam, which feels very old school.
Speaker 3: But okay, yes, when are you going to be running
Speaker 3: from a crook or chasing a bad guy you're chasing
Speaker 3: You're like, I gotta get across these rings.
Speaker 2: Rings you're arrested.
Speaker 4: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: He asked, what a taser.
Speaker 2: Also have like a full gun I know.
Speaker 3: It's like, but I gotta do this first, and as
Speaker 3: a copy of work, someone's going to deepants you like
Speaker 3: my night is out? Okay. Yeah, so Nick is complaining
Speaker 3: to uh, Nick is complaining to Winston about this, so
Speaker 3: that she turned his desk into an arts and crafts nook,
Speaker 3: which makes sense. Fun fact about Zoe. She has an
Speaker 3: arts and crafts nook in her home. She makes everything
Speaker 3: by hand. She's like, she genuinely loves creating.
Speaker 2: I remember having to like tie a bow in one scene,
Speaker 2: and I like, so, I just like tied it, and
Speaker 2: Zoe was just like, that's not how you tie a bow,
Speaker 2: and she was very right, and she tied it and
Speaker 2: looked like this perfect beautiful. The flounce was there. The
Speaker 2: two little tails made sense. Mine looked like like a
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know, you did it in the
Speaker 2: dark backwards. So she has that skill for sure.
Speaker 3: She can tie a bow. I wonder if she can
Speaker 3: fold a shirt too. That's a technique and people know
Speaker 3: how to fold you you ever go to the store
Speaker 3: and the people the shirts up looking looking real crisp.
Speaker 3: How you do that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I just flapped the arms in and then you just.
Speaker 3: Kind of a pile smell before I put it on. Yeah,
Speaker 3: everybody's got the chair.
Speaker 2: Everybody's got the chair.
Speaker 3: I got the couch. Now, little couches.
Speaker 2: That's what the Emmy did for you. You move from
Speaker 2: the chair to the couch.
Speaker 3: Cow. Well, I upgraded my rest spot.
Speaker 2: You're not dirty, but you're not clean. Can we get
Speaker 2: to the hotel? Can we just jump for a second
Speaker 2: to this hotel? I think we're almost there.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So so let's go, but really quick. Okay,
Speaker 3: they go, and that's right, they go, but they go
Speaker 3: and they spy on Abby. They convinced Schmidt, so now
Speaker 3: they're now they're out there. My favorite line at that
Speaker 3: moment is when he goes Coach goes, let's buster Buster.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good.
Speaker 2: I like how Also Schmidt is constant going like whatever
Speaker 2: this is. I hate it this dynamic. I hate the
Speaker 2: fact that you guys get each other now so much,
Speaker 2: you know what the relationship is and vibe. I hate
Speaker 2: it so much. I will also say shout out to
Speaker 2: Hair and Makeup because I was watching it and I
Speaker 2: was like, man, they really turned out my look for
Speaker 2: the heist, really committed. I did a movie A couple
Speaker 2: of seasons later, I did a movie that Tarren kill
Speaker 2: Him wrote with that crew, and I got to be
Speaker 2: a assassin. She fults and niggers in it. An assassin,
Speaker 2: and it reminded me actually of that luck. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I did that it before, so yeah, shout out to
Speaker 2: hair and makeup, y'all. They looked real cute and wardrobe.
Speaker 2: I like that. CC was like, I have an outfit
Speaker 2: I haven't loved to go and just sit there and
Speaker 2: crush my ex's new girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And in your car, which you to
Speaker 3: fight over because he's trying to leave and you want
Speaker 3: to stay, and in typical TV fashion, you do the
Speaker 3: irresponsible thing and fight over the wheel, Yeah, and which
Speaker 3: you bump into a car. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it feels like everybody would know that was
Speaker 2: gonna happen. You can't have two people yanking on a
Speaker 2: wheel with the foot on the pedal. What is going on?
Speaker 3: It happened to me when I was a kid. I
Speaker 3: was in the on the backseat of the car. My
Speaker 3: aunt was driving, and her friend was in the front seat,
Speaker 3: and my aunt was I think she he was like
Speaker 3: about to merge or something, and her friend saw another
Speaker 3: car coming, so she yanked the wheel, which she yanked it.
Speaker 3: We flew off the ramp and hit another car or
Speaker 3: something like that. Forget what happened, but it was was
Speaker 3: pretty brutal. Got pretty banged up back there. Yeah, yep,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, those were the days. Yeah, thank god for
Speaker 3: self driving cars now because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, the world's such a better place.
Speaker 3: You don't mind? Did today mine? I saw that my
Speaker 3: my my rearview mirror was getting close. I parked in
Speaker 3: this close, in the tight spot. But I got in
Speaker 3: the spot so I know I can get out of
Speaker 3: the spot. As I'm backing up, I'm like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: a little close. Let me let me stop, turn the
Speaker 3: wheel and start adjustings. I'm trying not to hit the
Speaker 3: car to the right side the guy parked close to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: As I put my foot on the brake, it does
Speaker 3: an additional like bolt backwards and goes. It just moves
Speaker 3: on its own and smashes my rear view. Oh no,
Speaker 3: this happened today.
Speaker 2: Oh no.
Speaker 3: I was like, on that break, I did not do this.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the hell just happened? Yeah, So elone,
Speaker 3: we got to talk, bro.
Speaker 2: Talk a whole bunch of things you'd like to talk about.
Speaker 3: Number one thought.
Speaker 2: My car parking situation. You have five minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's clean up the waists at Tesla. We got
Speaker 3: to fix that bro.
Speaker 4: Alright.
Speaker 2: So they get into a car accident. They're all kerfuffled.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm they are, but then they catch But then
Speaker 3: Abby comes out of the building. You know, they're a
Speaker 3: little worried because there's like, you know what Schmidt calls
Speaker 3: hobos and we call unhoused folks, and you know, you
Speaker 3: and Schmidt together calling people hoboes, I thought was ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Hannah improvising hobos.
Speaker 2: As scripted, show the.
Speaker 3: Receipts and uh come and Abbey comes out and to her,
Speaker 3: you guys are surprised. She actually has a box of zippers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which this guy like zippers and meth is crack.
Speaker 4: He really likes crack.
Speaker 3: The best still zippers, and he really likes crack. But
Speaker 3: then you turn around and your car is stolen. If
Speaker 3: you're unhoused, if you steal somebody's car, it should after
Speaker 3: that point be okay for me to call you a.
Speaker 2: Hobo because of the theft.
Speaker 3: Because you stole it. I can't be like I gotta respect,
Speaker 3: you know, not you stole it your hobo old school
Speaker 3: stick with a bindle. So when this one is weird,
Speaker 3: we go to the beach, you know, Santa Monica the rings.
Speaker 3: They have these famous rings in Santa Monica, and Schmidt
Speaker 3: or Winston is training on the rings and the little
Speaker 3: boy walks up.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, this moment, and he.
Speaker 3: Starts yelling at the little boy because he's having a
Speaker 3: weird moment where he's like, you know, he scarred from
Speaker 3: his childhood and he thinks this little boy is going
Speaker 3: to depants him. My question is, as he's on the rings,
Speaker 3: why is this little boy walking up to him?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It is a weird sight. There's somehow
Speaker 2: there's nobody else at this beach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and just the little boys parents.
Speaker 2: You're just all by yourself walking up to a man
Speaker 2: just hanging and dangling on the rings.
Speaker 3: Was he looking for candy?
Speaker 2: I don't know. The whole thing felt a bit strange.
Speaker 2: There need to be more people and more reason to
Speaker 2: what was happening. Yeah, but you played the fear well
Speaker 2: because at a moment I was like, this kid's gonna
Speaker 2: each this guy's pants down, for sure.
Speaker 3: Like what else is he doing that? But I love
Speaker 3: that Winston went and told on him. He said, you
Speaker 3: guys gotta fix this truancy situation.
Speaker 2: Wait, that's what I'm saying. I think we've missed somehow,
Speaker 2: we've missed just going to the hotel. We did because
Speaker 2: that's when they see each other, right when he sees jazz.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about it? Because it's my favorite thing
Speaker 2: in the world. I remember watching this scene. It's funny,
Speaker 2: don't remember a lot about this episode, but I remember
Speaker 2: watching this scene when it aired, and I was like
Speaker 2: every I feel like human can relate to the freedom
Speaker 2: of being like either home all by yourself or in
Speaker 2: a hotel room all by yourself. There's something great about
Speaker 2: a hotel room thocause you know, a room service and
Speaker 2: all the things. It was such like a great montage
Speaker 2: of all the things. You'll do a good cry. Everybody
Speaker 2: needs a good cry. A wild room like a room
Speaker 2: service order, just a wild one.
Speaker 3: Just wonder what's your wild room service? Order a cookie?
Speaker 2: I always get a burger and fries. Yeah, but then
Speaker 2: I'll be like an aside of spaghetti, a side of spaghetti,
Speaker 2: but you have spaghetti of spaghetti. It's like it's like
Speaker 2: I'm going to like a little like black hole where
Speaker 2: I'm like nothing matters, it doesn't, nothing counts, can do
Speaker 2: whatever I want.
Speaker 3: Huh right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember going for a work thing for a new
Speaker 2: girl and I was in New York and I stated
Speaker 2: some hotel and it was like the Gordon Ramsey was
Speaker 2: the one who like it was like his restaurant. And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'll have the burger and fries
Speaker 2: and the end of the burger and fries and it
Speaker 2: was something like sixty nine dollars or something crazy for
Speaker 2: burger and fries.
Speaker 3: I was like, what Gordon Ramsey? Ramsey and it was okay.
Speaker 3: The man drives a two million dollar car for sure.
Speaker 2: Off burgers and fries in room service at this hotel.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn much, looking how much is burgers costs?
Speaker 3: Oh, we should try my burgers and my brisket is
Speaker 3: world famous, world famous brisket.
Speaker 2: I love that montage anyway, I want to say it
Speaker 2: out loud. I loved it. I loved watching it. It
Speaker 2: was like all the wonderful things, all the ups and downs,
Speaker 2: the roller coaster, the freedom she felt that she has
Speaker 2: lost now that Nick and his dirty feet are in
Speaker 2: her room. I loved it. But then yeah, she gets caught.
Speaker 2: She gets caught.
Speaker 3: That's right by way, by a future copy, a future cop.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 3: If you don't get caught, you do not you do
Speaker 3: not want to get caught by an officer of the
Speaker 3: law because that their job is to uphold it. So
Speaker 3: he couldn't keep that secret in me.
Speaker 2: He's not a copy yet.
Speaker 3: But yes, but you know he's playing the part. You
Speaker 3: know what I mean, You gotta you gotta dress whether
Speaker 3: you gotta dress for success, right, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: you gotta dress with the part that you want to have.
Speaker 3: So so you know, she she got busted by the
Speaker 3: wrong person. So there are two people on the show
Speaker 3: who can't keep a secret. Nick and Winston.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the reveal that you do to Nick about the
Speaker 2: truth of where Jess is is so funny. And the
Speaker 2: fact that you're like, now I feel so much better
Speaker 2: after you just like fully betrayed your friend, is he?
Speaker 3: And another moment that is really funny when when Nick
Speaker 3: is putting his garbage pail Kids cards into a box.
Speaker 2: I love the garbage pail Kids back in the day.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, fun fact. And I just found this out
Speaker 3: not too long ago. About the garbage pail kids. There's
Speaker 3: one of them. I forget his name, but he has
Speaker 3: very snotty nose. I think a lot of the mass
Speaker 3: ninety was like a really snotty nose, real ugly face.
Speaker 3: That one was. So when Jake was a kid, he
Speaker 3: modeled for garbage pail Kids and they made a card.
Speaker 3: That's why they put it in here. So like so
Speaker 3: Jake can get residuals from his CARDUF, you.
Speaker 2: Are really we're in it now, huh. It's now. This
Speaker 2: is gonna be a three way war.
Speaker 3: It was just a fact. I don't I don't do
Speaker 3: the whole like you know, I mean fake stuff for sure.
Speaker 3: I don't do that fake. This ain't Kendrick and Drake
Speaker 3: that's all fake. This is real. This is real. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I know it's fake. I spoke to Kendrick the other
Speaker 3: day and he was like, oh, this is just for money,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh cool. I spoke to Drake
Speaker 3: and he was like, I'm not a pedophile. I was like,
Speaker 3: I know, I hope and then they was like yeah,
Speaker 3: He's like, but you know, I got paid to Kendrick
Speaker 3: allegedly paid Drake one hundred MILLI dollars to do that.
Speaker 2: This would be amazing if this somehow it just takes
Speaker 2: its own life on Reddit, you know how things get
Speaker 2: pulled out of full context and then it becomes legitimized
Speaker 2: just by repetition. You're about to just embed yourself in
Speaker 2: so many wars right now.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, No, I think it's a real beef. I
Speaker 3: know it's a real beef, but it's real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, real is messy for CC, let's talk about easy
Speaker 2: for a sec. Because her sister coach basically said, like,
Speaker 2: what's really going on? M hm, And it feels like
Speaker 2: you got some feeling that's going on for Schmidt and
Speaker 2: you should talk about it because it's coming out in
Speaker 2: weird words, girl, And that's what they did. They went
Speaker 2: and she went and talked to him. It's a very
Speaker 2: sweet scene. I think I remember shooting that scene. So
Speaker 2: it's nice when it was just Max on myself sometimes
Speaker 2: and it got to be like it wasn't like a
Speaker 2: big joke scene. You just sit there and like sit
Speaker 2: in the feeling and the emotion of the thing. Those
Speaker 2: are always nice days. And they had like a real
Speaker 2: sweet moment and then he gives her a cough drop.
Speaker 3: Bracelet, which we've all had before.
Speaker 2: Just I mean, I got to give it to her
Speaker 2: for her like inventive nature. I've never seen one of
Speaker 2: those before. Even if it's idiots, there would be a
Speaker 2: market because people like things that are weird.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, you got those candy bracelets that people
Speaker 3: used to have.
Speaker 2: Oh they were delicious.
Speaker 3: The necklaces, yeah, just not not not any with health
Speaker 3: benefits like the one she soothe of throat, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. Yeah, So a lot of a lot
Speaker 3: of a lot of moments here.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, can I say.
Speaker 3: One more thing?
Speaker 2: That was so funny and so great and also such
Speaker 2: a smart moment and I've never seen it in the
Speaker 2: show before. Again, New Girl Magic was then. So Nick
Speaker 2: knows that Jess was lying about the hotel and then
Speaker 2: thinks to the catcher and she does the most amazing
Speaker 2: job with her story and it's the greatest, like how
Speaker 2: are you this girl?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: And it's so great because it's those things. There's so
Speaker 2: much formula and comedy, so much formula. So you think, Okay,
Speaker 2: now he knows the truth, he's gonna catch her. She's
Speaker 2: gonna say something funnier. There's gonna be a joke in
Speaker 2: her like because he tries to catch her in the lie, right,
Speaker 2: like what was your room number? What floor were you on?
Speaker 2: Doing like those things that like triple check a lie
Speaker 2: and most people can't do it. And it's so funny
Speaker 2: that they didn't go for the formula. They didn't do
Speaker 2: the easy catch, the easy joke, and it's just smarter
Speaker 2: and better. I was like, man, that was such a
Speaker 2: beautiful end to it, and so like in the New
Speaker 2: Girl world of how they how they would write their jokes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love how you tried to get her
Speaker 3: caught up on the floor. It's like, what room were
Speaker 3: you in? Five twenty three? What is what floor is that?
Speaker 3: It's like five? So when you walk up to the
Speaker 3: fourth floor, five.
Speaker 2: Fifth, Yes, but it's so smart. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 2: any man who could lie that fast, by the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But then Winston reveals Nick's secret immediately afterwards, and
Speaker 3: he goes, well, Nick's miserable, too true, And it forces
Speaker 3: them to look inside of each other. They've been inside
Speaker 3: of each other, but they've never looked inside of each other,
Speaker 3: you know. And they have a moment and they figure
Speaker 3: things out. Jess and Abby. They're having their their moment,
Speaker 3: heart big, big, big heart to Heart just tells Abby,
Speaker 3: you know that she actually just went to the hotel
Speaker 3: by herself, and you know, and that Abby's a you know,
Speaker 3: she travels all over the world and takes lovers and
Speaker 3: all this stuff. And they're letting each other know that
Speaker 3: the grass is not always greener on the other side,
Speaker 3: which it's not, because I've been all over the world
Speaker 3: and I've taken lovers all over the world. But there's
Speaker 3: nothing like settling down at home with dirty feet in
Speaker 3: a long.
Speaker 2: Based on you is this was this the Lomourne story.
Speaker 2: This is the lomourn episode.
Speaker 3: I been a lot of it, A lot of it's
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean me and Camilla were pretty close,
Speaker 3: so she probably took from my life, you know.
Speaker 2: I think what's interesting. I feel like the big like
Speaker 2: goal they had in this episode was how do they
Speaker 2: get Schmidt back in the loft?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: It's one of those It was a weird season. A
Speaker 2: lot of things happened all over the place, and I
Speaker 2: think they realized they need that dynamic of them all
Speaker 2: living together. That was the core of the show. That's
Speaker 2: what people love to see on the show and having
Speaker 2: Schmidt out of the law for this long. The bit
Speaker 2: was it was fine, it was interesting, but it wasn't
Speaker 2: the funniest version of how stories can go. So they
Speaker 2: had to figure out how to get him back in,
Speaker 2: and I thought it was interesting and sweet how they
Speaker 2: chose to do it, which is Abby leaves him because
Speaker 2: she's had this, like, you know, light bulb moment with
Speaker 2: her sister that she needs to kind of take a
Speaker 2: minute for herself and be alone and see what she wants.
Speaker 2: And Schmidt is now broke and can't afford his solo
Speaker 2: apartment anymore because he did Lisa a store front for
Speaker 2: three years or something insane and they took all the
Speaker 2: cash up front or something, and he is now broke
Speaker 2: and needs to come back into his room, which leaves
Speaker 2: everybody back together, which is what I think they needed
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 3: Back in the loft, back in the loft where they
Speaker 3: all belong. So that's it. That's it for that episode.
Speaker 3: Let's go to a quick break. When come back, I
Speaker 3: feel like messing around a little bit, babe. Yeah, babe,
Speaker 3: you got any crazy moving stories?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I feel like all my moving stories
Speaker 2: were crazy. Yeah, because I'm a procrastinator by nature. So
Speaker 2: on like every single level, like the decision to like
Speaker 2: move countries, I would make it like, you know, a
Speaker 2: week before. Oh, and then I'd have a whole apartment
Speaker 2: or something to pack up and figure out. It was
Speaker 2: always frenzied. It was always out of control.
Speaker 3: But because you're rich, no, this is what.
Speaker 2: I was very broke and I'll never forget. Also, I
Speaker 2: felt like I was broken always like a little clueless,
Speaker 2: because I'd be like, I got to move in it.
Speaker 2: People would show up and friends would come up and
Speaker 2: they'd move and everything. And I remember one friend, by
Speaker 2: the way, I love people who were like have like
Speaker 2: bold faced honesty. I love it. You can't offend me.
Speaker 2: If you're telling the truth, you cannot offend me. I
Speaker 2: love it so much. And I remember my friend he
Speaker 2: was like, you gotta like order some pizza and go
Speaker 2: to the corner, like get some beer for everybody. I
Speaker 2: was like what, Because it's like what you do when
Speaker 2: people come and your friends come and help pack up
Speaker 2: your apartment so you can move Hannah. I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: I've never done it before. And I was like, no, whatever,
Speaker 2: asked me.
Speaker 3: I thought they did it because I'm pretty.
Speaker 2: Why they were doing at the time, but I honestly
Speaker 2: didn't know. And it's all like I was going and
Speaker 2: moving people's apartments. I hadn't seen the protocol with my
Speaker 2: own two eyeballs. I didn't know all of these guys
Speaker 2: would show up and help me move my apartment. And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, all right, then I'll never forget
Speaker 2: what a friend gay. So I think maybe that's where
Speaker 2: he was just sort of like, I need to talk
Speaker 2: to you right now because I'm here for the view.
Speaker 2: These are very handsome men that are helping you move
Speaker 2: your apartment. You should feed them and they should give
Speaker 2: them something to drink, and you should pay for it.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, yeah, I gotta got it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a lot of crazy moving stories over the years,
Speaker 2: moving different countries, different places, last minute, but it always
Speaker 2: excited me. I have a zero fear of change or
Speaker 2: moving to a new country or diving into a new world,
Speaker 2: so it was always exciting and I didn't like mind
Speaker 2: the panic around it. I loved it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't. I don't have you you have a.
Speaker 2: Lot even a million times since I've known you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to move every year. I used to
Speaker 3: literally switched apartments every year. I never stayed in an
Speaker 3: apartment longer than a year. And and it was just
Speaker 3: it was a couple of things. One, when I was
Speaker 3: initially doing it, I was down sizing or trying to
Speaker 3: fig because I was going broke, so I was trying
Speaker 3: to figure out ways to afford the place so I
Speaker 3: would spend less money on the apartments. Then I started
Speaker 3: making more money when I started doing a tonic commercials
Speaker 3: and I got myself out of debt and all this stuff,
Speaker 3: and so I started, you know, upgrading my places, and
Speaker 3: every year a benchmark when they would raise the rent,
Speaker 3: I would go, if you're going to raise the rent
Speaker 3: for this place, I was just gonna get a better place.
Speaker 2: That's smart.
Speaker 3: And I would keep doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why pay more for the same, that's very set.
Speaker 3: So I started owning, you know, and moving was I
Speaker 3: knew that. I knew that rule already. My friends would
Speaker 3: help me move and I would just cover food and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. And my moves were only crazy because
Speaker 3: just like you, as a procrastinator, and initially I wouldn't
Speaker 3: have movers. I would just kind of put stuff in
Speaker 3: bags and then just toss it in a car and
Speaker 3: then like get to the new apartment and have it
Speaker 3: all over the floor. You know, it took a good
Speaker 3: month before I organized everything.
Speaker 2: I do remember once moving across campus at UBC and Vancouver,
Speaker 2: holding a fish tank with my fish in it, thank
Speaker 2: and like the sun roof being opened in like a
Speaker 2: tree like out of it, like every cliche of like
Speaker 2: a university move, like could have taken the fish out
Speaker 2: and just put him in like a little jar for
Speaker 2: like the five minute drive could have emptied out the tank.
Speaker 2: What are we doing?
Speaker 3: That's the only reason why I never went to a
Speaker 3: big university. What am I gonna do with my fish?
Speaker 2: Well, we could do with my fish.
Speaker 3: That's why I didn't tell me.
Speaker 2: I got wet. I got like a fish water wet.
Speaker 2: It was not worth it. It was a mistake. Okay,
Speaker 2: what's the biggest adjustment you've had to make while living
Speaker 2: with a partner.
Speaker 3: For me, it was I because I only lived with
Speaker 3: a partner for about six months and I moved in
Speaker 3: with her. I was on New Girl and I had
Speaker 3: sold my house, but I hadn't found another place yet.
Speaker 3: So while I was looking for another house, she was
Speaker 3: just like, let's just i'll stay with you. So I
Speaker 3: stayed with her. And the biggest adjustment it's like, what
Speaker 3: so I live, you know, I have you know, I
Speaker 3: don't have a significant other right now that I share
Speaker 3: a space with. So I can be as dirty as
Speaker 3: I want, as clean as I want. And my place
Speaker 3: is pretty clean. But like if I if I eat
Speaker 3: something and I put a dish in the sink, I
Speaker 3: know that it's mine. I did it, and I'll come
Speaker 3: clean it tomorrow, sure, you know. And every other week,
Speaker 3: you know, cleaning lady comes and she you know, does
Speaker 3: her thing. But I keep it generally fairly clean. But
Speaker 3: if I leave my underwear on the floor in the bathroom,
Speaker 3: they're going to stay there until I pick them up. Sure,
Speaker 3: I learned quickly you can't do that when you stay
Speaker 3: with somebody else. Sure I can't just leave my dirty
Speaker 3: draws on her floor in her bathroom, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. So I had to learn quickly that, oh
Speaker 3: someone's letting you stay with them, you should probably like
Speaker 3: immediately clean up after yourself. So and because you're sharing
Speaker 3: that space, things like make the bed often, I was like,
Speaker 3: I'll make it after I go.
Speaker 4: I get home.
Speaker 2: I don't care yeh, bed maker. I just would like
Speaker 2: to say this out loud. I'm not I'm not the
Speaker 2: person who like gets out of bed whatever. These like
Speaker 2: one hundred habits of a successful CEO. Make your bed
Speaker 2: every morning, start your day right. And I know some
Speaker 2: people that works for them, So happy for you. It's
Speaker 2: happy for you, not for me. I don't care get
Speaker 2: out of my bed. Then I get dive back in
Speaker 2: and pull the covers on, and I'm sitting there being
Speaker 2: like it's not made no crazy. I will say, socks
Speaker 2: on the floor within inches of a laundry basket make
Speaker 2: me lose my mind. Yeah, that does make me lose
Speaker 2: Why it makes me crazy? I'm like, just put them there.
Speaker 2: It's the one touch rule, which I've learned is like
Speaker 2: a real thing, which is like if you, let's say,
Speaker 2: you bring a package in, like open it and then
Speaker 2: put it where it's supposed to go, whatever the thing
Speaker 2: is inside the package as supposed to like leaving the
Speaker 2: box there at say, like opening it up, taking it
Speaker 2: out of the box. The box is still there now
Speaker 2: just next to the box, then like it. The one
Speaker 2: touch rule makes so much sense to me, which is
Speaker 2: like if you take your socks off, just put them
Speaker 2: in the laundry basket. Why the floor then the laundry basket.
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: Well, you know, for me, and I think probably for
Speaker 3: most men, what we do in our socks is we
Speaker 3: ball them up and we try to and we're not
Speaker 3: as good as we think we are, so we miss
Speaker 3: often and you don't want to go and pick it up.
Speaker 3: After that, You're like, I don't want to get my
Speaker 3: own I don't get my own rebounds.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So you're like a call Rodman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, called Dennis. Hey, can you get here cleaning socks up?
Speaker 3: Jump into the flat department? Right?
Speaker 2: Okay? Can guy friends be like sisters? Yes?
Speaker 3: What does that mean? Can guy friends? What does that mean?
Speaker 3: Can guy friends be? Like?
Speaker 2: It's a different dynamic between sisters than there is between
Speaker 2: a sister and a brother and then two brothers.
Speaker 3: So you're saying, can a guy and a girl be
Speaker 3: like sisters?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can your guy friend be like, you're more like a
Speaker 2: sister too than a brother to you?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Why I call it a sister when I just call
Speaker 3: it a friend because.
Speaker 2: It's a different energetic feeling sisterhood versus than like a brotherhood.
Speaker 2: I mean, I do feel like what you're saying is
Speaker 2: actually like it. I've never understood like the urge that
Speaker 2: people have to like have to categorize and label everything.
Speaker 2: You're my friend, this is our dynamic. That's my friend,
Speaker 2: that's our dynamic is different. I get it. So, yes,
Speaker 2: you don't have to call them he's like a sister.
Speaker 2: They might not like it, but it might feel that
Speaker 2: way to you. That feels good.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The moment he starts talking about his period, that's
Speaker 3: where you start.
Speaker 2: To go, oh, that's a witty the bitch situation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see, Whinny is different. Winston can be like a sister.
Speaker 3: The man had sympathy PMS.
Speaker 2: That's right on the side.
Speaker 3: It's in a cycle. Well, that answers to that question,
Speaker 3: you know. Glad we could solve all the burning questions
Speaker 3: for the fans out there and answer some of these
Speaker 3: things that I've been on your mind, like can guy
Speaker 3: friends be like sisters?
Speaker 2: It's called sister, I mean, this is the name of
Speaker 2: the episode.
Speaker 3: We had to go there, sister sister three, sister three. Uh,
Speaker 3: Well that's it, folks. That is the end of this episode.
Speaker 3: Really funny. A lot of cool moments from this one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: thank you for listening. Hannah? What a what a shirt
Speaker 3: you're wearing? Can can you tell? Can you tell the
Speaker 3: fans out.
Speaker 2: There sitting here watching as we record this, and a
Speaker 2: lot of people watch this on the YouTube or on
Speaker 2: our ig the mess around hood they watch the clips,
Speaker 2: is that I'm.
Speaker 3: The worst model because your hair is covering the shirt.
Speaker 2: For our for our line that we design have merged
Speaker 2: because I've got this very u Indian hair, this long
Speaker 2: hit the care to cover? Sure, so I do this?
Speaker 2: Does this help? Is this what professional models do?
Speaker 3: Is this? Like? Yes, Hannah, you are a professional model?
Speaker 3: So are you acting like you don't know?
Speaker 2: Wear your hair like a scarf?
Speaker 3: If I had hair like that, I probably would. No,
Speaker 3: I'd probably wear it in a ponytail the whole time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm really but sure right now? Okay, guy,
Speaker 2: this is the shirt. It's so cute, it's so great.
Speaker 2: We made it for you. Love let it to you.
Speaker 2: Check it out at the mess around pod dot com.
Speaker 2: Don't forget you. Email us at the Messarround Pod at
Speaker 2: gmail dot com. Any questions you have thoughts about your
Speaker 2: guy friends that are like your sister more than your brother,
Speaker 2: We want to know and we will be back next
Speaker 2: week with episode three.
Speaker 3: Nineteen Fire it Up, peace y'all.
Speaker 2: That was the mess around. In iHeartMedia production.
Speaker 3: Our executive producer is Joel Monique. Our senior producer is
Speaker 3: Abu Zafar Bei Wang provided engineering and editing.
Speaker 2: Services, additional production from Daniel Goodman, Wendy Heisler, and Yle Schevron.
Speaker 2: Our theme song was written and composed by Ronald Jukebox Jackson.
Speaker 3: Catch here Next time. Bye h