Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Well we started this once and then lunch Box had
Speaker 2: to crap himself.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Scuba came in. Did you leave that in?
Speaker 1: Or did you just keep going?
Speaker 2: No, you guys were talking shop. Why the heck would
Speaker 2: I leave that in?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea how this pod works,
Speaker 1: but I do want to say thank you to the
Speaker 1: listeners for understanding my predicament on Monday and understanding that
Speaker 1: we had to jet, we had to get. We had
Speaker 1: to scat skit scat scootle do flea flot flow and yeah,
Speaker 1: how are you man?
Speaker 2: Don't ever wrap again? Are we gonna learn about how
Speaker 2: the golf went?
Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna hear all about it. I mean my
Speaker 1: buddy calls me on or text me on Monday, Hey,
Speaker 1: can you make it to this golf course by one
Speaker 1: fifteen today? And I mean it's an hour drive, and
Speaker 1: I mean we are talking within minutes. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: let me if I figure this out. If we do
Speaker 1: the pod this long, if I go get my clubs,
Speaker 1: get on the road, there's no traffic. I don't have
Speaker 1: time to eat lunch. I will just eat my freaking
Speaker 1: hand and I'll starve to death, but I should be
Speaker 1: able to be there by one nine, and he said,
Speaker 1: we can move it to one point thirty if you want.
Speaker 1: I said, that's perfect. And I said, but it looks
Speaker 1: like I mean, it's raining here, and he goes, oh, no,
Speaker 1: no rain here, and even if there is, it looks
Speaker 1: like it's about to blow over, so no big deal.
Speaker 1: Ready for it to blow So I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: So I left this building and it is raining, the
Speaker 1: roads are wet, there's rain coming down, and I got
Speaker 1: to run to the house and get the clubs and
Speaker 1: it's still raining enough. Are we going to start the show?
Speaker 1: Start the show? Was a tease? Start the show?
Speaker 3: Since your first time doing radio? He started into hard
Speaker 3: tell of the story. I was gonna say that was
Speaker 3: roode of your friend to do that. But Dodd one
Speaker 3: time hit me up at noon and say can you
Speaker 3: play it one? So sometimes guys just get a golf
Speaker 3: course a time. Wives give them the day out and
Speaker 3: they got to play. And I said, DoD, we don't
Speaker 3: leave this factory till one. Sorry, times have changed. I'm
Speaker 3: out and.
Speaker 2: I haven't got an invite to golf with Dodd since
Speaker 2: it was interesting though, but he knew he was coming
Speaker 2: to town for business, So why didn't he give me
Speaker 2: the heads up like a week ago.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm gonna be in town on Monday. We're gonna
Speaker 1: play golf. He just randomly texts me at you know,
Speaker 1: ten thirty in the morning, Hey, can you make it
Speaker 1: in three hours? I mean it was very very short notice.
Speaker 2: When we used to play, all of us together and
Speaker 2: we were all friends, did we do tea times at
Speaker 2: the Muni?
Speaker 1: No, we just showed up. Showed up.
Speaker 2: That was badu is that's trouble. You never even know
Speaker 2: if that's why we waited in a line. It was
Speaker 2: always kind of annoying.
Speaker 1: That is what's really hard about golf nowadays. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of courses around here. They won't accept a oneesome.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna play by yourself. They're like, oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: you can just show up and we'll try to squeeze
Speaker 1: you in. No, no, no, I would like to put
Speaker 1: my name down for a specific time because I don't
Speaker 1: want to show up at two o'clock and wait for
Speaker 1: an hour and a half. Like, if you put me
Speaker 1: on the t sheet, I can show up at two
Speaker 1: play it too, and get the hell out of there.
Speaker 2: But you taught me this trick. You show up and say, oh,
Speaker 2: they had to cancel on Now, I always just make
Speaker 2: it for two, genie. Simple, so simple, except for there's
Speaker 2: one that it makes you pay in advance, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I can't do that because I don't want to pay
Speaker 2: for two and then had to not get money back. Dude,
Speaker 2: that's what they made Angelina do when we went to
Speaker 2: our Muni. She paid two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: We're We're like, get how much they charged Baser to ride, oh,
Speaker 1: not even play? Twenty five bucks? Twenty five bucks. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: it's crazy.
Speaker 2: If it wasn't easter and I'm being a good dude
Speaker 2: and I'm not cheating people anymore, and I'm not lying,
Speaker 2: cheating and stealing robbing from.
Speaker 1: Peter to pay the pimp piper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, since I'm not doing that anymore, I paid it,
Speaker 2: but I was not happy for thirteen holes here I
Speaker 2: had to pay for that.
Speaker 1: Here's what's amazing is how much they charge you to
Speaker 1: ride in a golf cart. So ay, it tells you, hey,
Speaker 1: you need to get enough money and buy a golf
Speaker 1: cart or b you gotta start using your legs and
Speaker 1: walking the course. Because to play the course seventeen dollars.
Speaker 1: To ride in a golf cart, it's an extra twenty five.
Speaker 1: How is the golf cart more than the golf.
Speaker 2: And I know we got to start the show, but
Speaker 2: we have had multiple issues of carts not being good.
Speaker 2: Remember when I went with you guys, My cart sucked. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Justin and Angelina's cart sucked. Really could barely go up
Speaker 2: the hills.
Speaker 1: It means they're not charging them right or they're about
Speaker 1: to give out. Maybe they need some new carts. It's
Speaker 1: so frustrating.
Speaker 2: Ray was a leaking something. Maybe you want to get
Speaker 2: under the hood. No, it was okay, it was ice
Speaker 2: all the beer they had in the back.
Speaker 1: Ah, got it. That makes sense. Well, better start the show, man,
Speaker 1: because this golf is gonna take about all about thirty
Speaker 1: seconds to tell all right.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live. Arnold, I've remembered he's at Coachella.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what it was. He came back for a
Speaker 1: few days and then he said I'm headed out to Cali.
Speaker 1: Man yup.
Speaker 2: So he is there at Coachella. He will report back.
Speaker 2: Apparently he saw Haley Bieber. He saw Bieber there as well.
Speaker 1: Oh, Bieber looks rough, dude, he does.
Speaker 2: He looks like he's on some drugs.
Speaker 1: Multiple yep.
Speaker 2: And so so Arnold will report back. He did enjoy
Speaker 2: the Who's Set tonight. Travis Travon No, it was, uh,
Speaker 2: Travis got Scott, Travis Scott. He saw Travis Scott. You
Speaker 2: know where he went to school, Uta Utsa. So we'll
Speaker 2: talk to Arnold about Coachella. Coachella is in Tom Springs.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know that.
Speaker 2: Got a random text from South Beach. He goes, Palm
Speaker 2: Springs is playing the Bobby Bone Show, the Big Show,
Speaker 2: and I go Coachella and he goes, damn right, South
Speaker 2: Beach just randomly went to Coachella. We're forty years old.
Speaker 1: Huh. I didn't realize Coachella was such a thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: is it really that? Is it that different than like
Speaker 1: acl or what's the one in Chicago, La La Palooza.
Speaker 1: Are they the exact same thing? Or is Coachella something
Speaker 1: special that one?
Speaker 2: You want those pictures to get there so in thirty
Speaker 2: years your kids can see that you were hippie and
Speaker 2: cool and hot and all the girls get dressed up
Speaker 2: for it. Is it anything different than what's the Iheartfest
Speaker 2: in Austin. No, Iheartfest in Austin is probably better, but
Speaker 2: it's just that it thing to do if you're especially
Speaker 2: if you're California, which South Beach always thinks. He's a
Speaker 2: big California rich guy. You gotta go to it. It's
Speaker 2: just the CNB scene thing, got it.
Speaker 1: I wonder, I wonder how that festival gets to be
Speaker 1: so cool, like Palm Springs. Oh, it's Palm Springs cool,
Speaker 1: the wealth.
Speaker 2: And it's just it's a it's a I think it's
Speaker 2: the closest to Woodstock that in acl but it's also
Speaker 2: got the most influencers. And all those chicks on Instagram
Speaker 2: do their photos, it's like they don't they dress like
Speaker 2: that for the picture and then they put on sweatpants
Speaker 2: and a T shirt.
Speaker 1: And I guess maybe I'm just not a music festival guy,
Speaker 1: and maybe I'm too old to be a music festival guy.
Speaker 1: What about iHeart You're going in two weeks? That's different.
Speaker 1: I love those festivals. How's a girl, country girl? Shake
Speaker 1: it for me? Shake it for me? Come on, we're
Speaker 1: doing a video. Shake that chake that no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: chake that nna We're gonna do it live. We are
Speaker 1: the one, two three sore losers. What up, everybody? I
Speaker 1: am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll give
Speaker 1: you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty
Speaker 1: much a.
Speaker 2: Sports genius, y'all. It's Sis and I'm from the North.
Speaker 2: I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the North side
Speaker 2: of Nashville with.
Speaker 1: Baser, my wife. She was a Broadway girl.
Speaker 2: We now live in the country, two point two acres,
Speaker 2: two point two kids of vanderbil clinic. Justin checks on
Speaker 2: him every day and I'll probably die of a heart
Speaker 2: attack when I'm seventy two and a half years old.
Speaker 2: Lunch over to you.
Speaker 1: So, like I was saying about the golf, I run home,
Speaker 1: I run in the house, I changed throw the shorts on,
Speaker 1: throw a shirt on, you know, I get a hat,
Speaker 1: and I'm ready to go. And then I'll get in
Speaker 1: the car and then I'm like, oh, my golf shoes,
Speaker 1: gotta go back inside. It's raining, get them, throw them
Speaker 1: in the car, have my water, and I'm ready to go.
Speaker 1: And I type in the golf course and it says
Speaker 1: closed on Mondays. She I'm like, what, how is it closed?
Speaker 1: On Monday, like today is Monday, and my buddy said,
Speaker 1: can you be at this golf course at this time
Speaker 1: to play? Maybe Gemini Google as an updated That's what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. I'm thinking that's winter hours. It must be
Speaker 1: something wrong or this is a tournament and I am
Speaker 1: the fourth person in the crew. Maybe you know, the
Speaker 1: other people from his work backed out and that's why
Speaker 1: he's in town for business and they needed a fourth
Speaker 1: for their foursome for the scramble is.
Speaker 2: If your story sucks, you just gave me the biggest
Speaker 2: light bulb. I have a hilarious story continue about golf
Speaker 2: and tournament.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, all right, here I go. And I
Speaker 1: remember in the back of my head him saying, there's
Speaker 1: no rain down here. It's just if anything, it's gonna
Speaker 1: blow over. The whole hour drive, I had nothing but
Speaker 1: shoes the entire time, brutal the ground, the roads, there's puddles,
Speaker 1: it's just wet everywhere. Right, there's hydro planing. Not that
Speaker 1: I was hydro planing, but I was just like, there
Speaker 1: is no way we are playing golf.
Speaker 2: Corey, your friend, it's clear down here. It's clear down here.
Speaker 2: It may be raining up in Nashville. But south of
Speaker 2: Nashville there's.
Speaker 1: No rain, and if anything, it's just gonna blow over
Speaker 1: in about twenty minutes. Country Hills is a great golf course.
Speaker 1: I think Country Hills is north here.
Speaker 2: Inside joke, Oh that's what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got you. And so I said, all right, man,
Speaker 1: I just keep driving. I am twelve minutes from the
Speaker 1: course and it is still raining. Puddles everywhere, and I'm
Speaker 1: off the highway. I'm on the back country roads. Now
Speaker 1: most of these you have to. My wife calls me,
Speaker 1: she's like, how's it looking. Oh, she's about the weather.
Speaker 2: She's got the weather on, she has the weather eight
Speaker 2: dollar going off.
Speaker 1: And I said, there is no way we're playing golf today.
Speaker 1: She goes, what I said, he said, it wasn't raining
Speaker 1: down here, and I have seen nothing but rain the
Speaker 1: entire time I've been driving. She goes, yeah, but maybe
Speaker 1: it's not raining at the course. I said, I'm twelve
Speaker 1: minutes from the course and I just went through a
Speaker 1: two inch puddle of water. She's like, oh, well, maybe
Speaker 1: at least you guys can grab lunch. I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: he already had lunch because he told me he was
Speaker 1: eating at a restaurant and then heading to the course.
Speaker 1: You want to get pork missiles. She says, well, at
Speaker 1: least you drove down there to see a buddy from college.
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, So I'm gonna drive down here, say hello,
Speaker 1: smack him on his ass, and then I'm gonna turn
Speaker 1: around and drive home. So what did you do today
Speaker 1: after your Monday? Well, I've spent three and a half
Speaker 1: hours in the car driving down there, an hour and
Speaker 1: fifteen to hour fifteen back. I guess it's only two
Speaker 1: and a half. But whatever, that's cool. She goes, well,
Speaker 1: just have a positive attitude. I'm like, how could I
Speaker 1: have a positive attitude when the rain is coming down?
Speaker 4: Does this tell me something good? I don't need to
Speaker 4: be positive this real life woman.
Speaker 1: She's like, all right, and I said, so if we
Speaker 1: even play on edge story of the day me. I
Speaker 1: was like, you're gonna be on your own with the kids,
Speaker 1: dinner and all that tonight if we play, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be late. And she goes, okay, have fun. Let me know.
Speaker 2: All right, Bye, that's a great wife you hit her with,
Speaker 2: gonna be late, take care of the kids on your own,
Speaker 2: see you, And she said bye, have fun.
Speaker 1: Great wife. That's how we work. We worked that way,
Speaker 1: very in sync, very on the same page, like go out,
Speaker 1: enjoy your life, come back to the kids when you
Speaker 1: need to come back. So then I'm getting there. I'm
Speaker 1: a mile from the course, and guess what stopped raining?
Speaker 1: Still raining?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Still raining. Oh I got the sound effect. Oh do
Speaker 1: you please? Still raining? Man? And I'm like, this is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: And then I see the hole. I see one hole
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, there it is. It's raining on
Speaker 1: that hole. Cool. And it's runs right along the road,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, leading into the golf course.
Speaker 1: Go up, take a right, and I take a right
Speaker 1: in the parking lot. They're in a darn car in
Speaker 1: the parking lot, not a single one.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Oh it's a double whammy. They're closed
Speaker 2: and it's raining.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then I'm like, no, no, they were closed.
Speaker 1: They were closed. The golf course is closed.
Speaker 2: Because there's always some loser that still goes to a
Speaker 2: golf course when it's raining.
Speaker 1: Because they're that addicted to golf. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the fact there wasn't a car in the lot
Speaker 2: that there's it had been a holiday or like the
Speaker 2: site said not open.
Speaker 1: Closed on Mondays. So then I'm thinking, did I read
Speaker 1: the text wrong? And he mean next Monday? Oh no, dude,
Speaker 1: you're the Bonehead story of the day.
Speaker 2: I'm writing this for you right now and sending it
Speaker 2: to Mike Deed to get approved for bones And.
Speaker 1: I pull out my phone and says no today, ah,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, what the heck? So I'm all right,
Speaker 1: let me text him. I'm like, hey, man, did you
Speaker 1: mean to send me to an abandoned golf course that's
Speaker 1: closed on Monday where it's pouring rain? And you said
Speaker 1: it wasn't raining.
Speaker 2: This story comes you from Columbia, Tennessee.
Speaker 1: And I hit send and I look out the window
Speaker 1: and he pulls up in a golf cart. What And
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is going on? So I opened the doors.
Speaker 1: Are you ready to play some golf? What is happening?
Speaker 1: And I said, no, it's raining because oh we may
Speaker 1: get a little wet, but we can still play. Wait,
Speaker 1: I thought it was closed. It is close. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm very confused too. I'm like, where did you get
Speaker 1: the golf cart? And then another the golf cart pulls
Speaker 1: up with two dudes on it. How's it going? Bros.
Speaker 1: Father son, and I'm like, what is like, do you
Speaker 1: have a cover for your golf clubs? I was like no,
Speaker 1: and he goes, they make it a little wet. Then
Speaker 1: he goes, you've got the car. You haven't got new
Speaker 1: clubs in a while. And I said, well, I don't
Speaker 1: really want to get them wet. And he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a reusable grocery bag here in the back. You
Speaker 1: can just use that. So I literally used a reusable
Speaker 1: Spurs San Antonio Spurs grocery bag to stick over my
Speaker 1: clubs to keep them dry.
Speaker 2: You are private club material?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, no, the gold dower they open. So then
Speaker 1: I get in the golf guard and he's like, you're
Speaker 1: ready to do this? I'm like, what's raining? Kind of hard?
Speaker 1: Is homie playing this course illegally? And I said, I'm
Speaker 1: very confused because online it says closed. I said, I
Speaker 1: pull up here, there's not a car in the lot,
Speaker 1: and you guys come rolling up on two golf carts.
Speaker 1: Not to pull up And he says, oh, see my
Speaker 1: buddy over there, because they work for him, oil and
Speaker 1: gas and renewable energy solar farms. Got that body like
Speaker 1: all money. He goes he's on the board, shesh of
Speaker 1: the Columbia Golf So he has a key, He's got
Speaker 1: two golf carts out, and we're playing the course. She
Speaker 1: So the golf course is closed on Mondays, but dude
Speaker 1: has a key to the cart barn. This story just
Speaker 1: got awesome. And I'm like, excuse me. He goes, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're on the board, you can play whenever you
Speaker 1: want sheesh. And I said, but it's still rain. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: hopefully it'll blow over.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. You're playing the course solo. There's not
Speaker 2: a soul on the golf course.
Speaker 1: No, we're doing next Monday. But why was the tea
Speaker 1: time important? It wasn't great point. Yeah, you could have
Speaker 1: gone anytime you.
Speaker 2: Claw. Yeah, you left our listeners with a thirty nine
Speaker 2: minute pod.
Speaker 1: That wasn't my doing. It was a rebel eyes. I
Speaker 1: didn't understand. So I'm like, are we really gonna play
Speaker 1: in the rain eos? Why not? Man? We got the
Speaker 1: course to ourselves. I'm down.
Speaker 2: See rain golf sucks, but if it's just you out there, yeah.
Speaker 1: And I was like all right, so, but instead they
Speaker 1: pull up under the little awning orning and we sit
Speaker 1: there for ten minutes, and after ten minutes the rain
Speaker 1: goes away. There's no more rain, and what what? What
Speaker 1: is that? Oh? Is that the sun? The ghost of
Speaker 1: Jordan's speed peeking out from behind the clouds. It's branched. Editor.
Speaker 1: He's gonna squeege ee the course. He no longer's on tour.
Speaker 1: And the one guy, the son of the dad that
Speaker 1: you know, is on the board. He's like, I already
Speaker 1: drove the back nine. That's usually if we get water standing,
Speaker 1: that's where it's gonna be on the back nine. He goes,
Speaker 1: I saw standing, no standing water, so we're gonna be
Speaker 1: good to go. Boys.
Speaker 2: What a dude, And I was like wow. He's like,
Speaker 2: it should have affect your ball flight a little bit.
Speaker 2: RPMs are gonna be altered a little bit. Uh velocity
Speaker 2: ray exit velocity launch angle. You'll be good, fine, decent
Speaker 2: wins south southeast.
Speaker 1: So it's time to head to the number one t
Speaker 1: ray and play some golf and I'll tell you all
Speaker 1: about it. Right after this, you acted.
Speaker 2: Like I was gonna have to filibuster with a story
Speaker 2: because your story sucked.
Speaker 1: When your story was fine. It's not over, I know, right,
Speaker 1: that's the beauty of a tease. It's the beauty of
Speaker 1: setting you up and thinking one thing's gonna happen and boom,
Speaker 1: rope a dope bull.
Speaker 2: We had a private golf course. Truckers know that watch
Speaker 2: out for the cow.
Speaker 1: I wanted you to think that this was gonna turn
Speaker 1: out miserable and it was gonna be the worst day,
Speaker 1: and I just drove for nothing. That's the artist storytelling.
Speaker 1: That is how you hook them in. You bring them
Speaker 1: in and then you give them a plot twist. And
Speaker 1: we get to the first team and they say, so, boys,
Speaker 1: how much we playing for? Oh oh well, excuse me,
Speaker 1: what's your handicap? And I'm like, oh, I'm like eighteen.
Speaker 1: Justin's like forty, and oh okay, so to be you,
Speaker 1: I guess and me and we'll go together the father
Speaker 1: son and there a team. You're in eighteen. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: actually agree to that. Yeah, I shoot about ninety threes,
Speaker 1: ninety two's ninety one. I'd say you're a sixteen. Well,
Speaker 1: according to eighteen birdies, I'm seventeen point four.
Speaker 2: Oh all right, yeah, so that's how I do my handygap.
Speaker 2: I'm probably a twenty fiver and.
Speaker 1: Steven he's a plus one, and I'm like, oh, and
Speaker 1: uh dad, TP he's a plus six. I'm like whoa.
Speaker 1: And Larry he's about a plus ten fourteen in there.
Speaker 1: So it's gonna be TP and Larry versus me and Steven. Okay,
Speaker 1: nobody I know, roll on, yeah, And I step up
Speaker 1: on that first tea box and whack right down the middle.
Speaker 1: And they said, Okay, this is some bull crap. You
Speaker 1: ain't no eight You ain't no eighteen.
Speaker 2: That's not when you determine the handicap. It's all about
Speaker 2: close distance. I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1: I think I bog you. The first hole, all right, cool,
Speaker 1: Second hole par, third hole par. And the guy goes, man,
Speaker 1: I know you ain't never been down to Columbia before,
Speaker 1: but you're about to get a Columbia cussout. What though?
Speaker 1: It goes you both crab me on that handicap, aren't you?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: No? Man? You just wait, it'll come.
Speaker 2: I mean you could have given im proof about the
Speaker 2: twenty four birdies.
Speaker 1: App I know they weren't serious. They were just being funny,
Speaker 1: really funny dude.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean if they would have asked me, what
Speaker 2: do I give my handicap. I only play thirteen.
Speaker 1: Holes, dude, Do you know how fun it is to
Speaker 1: drive up to a tea box and not worry about
Speaker 1: anybody else and if you hit a ball of the
Speaker 1: rider left not having to yell four because there's no
Speaker 1: one on the golf course.
Speaker 2: Were you guys doing mulligans or.
Speaker 1: No Molly's scouts on? No mollys man. We were playing
Speaker 1: straight golf, playing a you know, skins game. So I
Speaker 1: got a stroke ahole because I'm a you know, eighteen
Speaker 1: handicap pretty much, and it was so fun, and we
Speaker 1: hit the first nine beautiful rain came a little bit
Speaker 1: little drizzle on whole number eight, then it cleared up
Speaker 1: and didn't have another cloud for the rest of the day.
Speaker 2: Does it dry quick where you go on short shots
Speaker 2: and your chips and stuff.
Speaker 1: There wasn't a lot of mud splat like we did.
Speaker 1: We did play where you could move your ball if
Speaker 1: you were in something, but there was really not a
Speaker 1: spot on the course that was bad.
Speaker 2: It's called pick and Place, Pick and Place. Sorry to
Speaker 2: be the PGA Tour here.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't realize that was the name, and uh
Speaker 1: Nance always tells us about it.
Speaker 2: Now now now, Peter. This is a pick and place
Speaker 2: day because of the rain, so they will be able
Speaker 2: to pick up their ball, clean it off, and place
Speaker 2: it back down in the spot.
Speaker 1: Now over to ten. That's where we went to number two.
Speaker 1: And this is the hard part. We're making the turn
Speaker 1: and your boy hadn't had anything to eat. You gotta
Speaker 1: get a porky. The course is closed, Lizzie, there's nothing
Speaker 1: to get. Yeah, can't get He was like, I can't
Speaker 1: even get in there. He goes, I'm sorry. I couldn't
Speaker 1: get beers out of the concession. You know we're closed today.
Speaker 1: Oh so you guys were dry? Huh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: See that's the thing golf. You're always banking on the clubhouse.
Speaker 1: Always banking. So I am so hungry.
Speaker 2: Because there you're gonna get teased at if you need
Speaker 2: emergency balls. You got a pork missile, gatorade, a couple ultras.
Speaker 1: And I'm just depressed because I am so hungry my stomach.
Speaker 1: I have this hunger pains because I haven't eaten since
Speaker 1: nine thirty in the morning. That was my last snack.
Speaker 1: That was a break during the big show, and so
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have to tough it out. For the
Speaker 1: next nine holes and then I'm gonna have to find
Speaker 1: the nearest drive through, get me something to eat, and
Speaker 1: get out of there. And so we play. We're playing,
Speaker 1: and then man, I felt bad. This is where Larry
Speaker 1: got a call on whole eleven and it was a
Speaker 1: business call and it's some dude and he's talking to
Speaker 1: him and he's like, so, what's making you change your mind?
Speaker 1: And I can't hear what the guy is saying. He goes,
Speaker 1: He's like, sir, He goes, sir, h. We've been working
Speaker 1: on this for the last five months. We were gonna
Speaker 1: wrap this up next week. He's like, is there any
Speaker 1: way I can sit down with you and we can
Speaker 1: go over this again? And and this Larry doesn't even
Speaker 1: get to like hole eleven. He's just sitting there on
Speaker 1: the phone. He doesn't even get to play. Oh one
Speaker 1: of those Angelina and she's closing business deals.
Speaker 2: When we're out at the bar on a Saturday.
Speaker 1: And then at one point I heard I was like,
Speaker 1: we were number twelve was a part three? And I said, Hey, Steven,
Speaker 1: how what's the distance? And I hear this old MANO
Speaker 1: what what? He goes, who's this Larry's Bluetooth had switched
Speaker 1: over to the music player, and I was talking to
Speaker 1: the old man. This business deal has gone south. The
Speaker 1: deal did not get closed in Colombia. And I said, Larry, Larry,
Speaker 1: your bluetooth, it's picking up the it switched over. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: oh cook, Hey, are you still there?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 2: He's like yeah, but yeah, I'm at the office, just
Speaker 2: finishing up some things.
Speaker 1: What's up, man? He was like, are you sure you
Speaker 1: want to cancel this? After we've been doing all this
Speaker 1: work and research for five years? Five months? He's like,
Speaker 1: I really hate to hear that you don't want to
Speaker 1: go through with this deal after five months all this
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Usually it's just golf games falling apart on the back nine.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, this is this is not good.
Speaker 1: I feel so bad, Like I'm like I shouldn't be
Speaker 1: witnessing this.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna slice to the right make Larry feel a
Speaker 2: little bit better about the business deal gone south.
Speaker 1: And you know we're playing skins. We're playing for money,
Speaker 1: so now I don't want to win. I'm like this, dude,
Speaker 1: oh you.
Speaker 2: Take him for more money. After the business deal falls through.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing. And so he he gets this
Speaker 1: new you know, And I don't know if he's on
Speaker 1: commission or how it works. I would assume there's some
Speaker 1: kind of commission aspect to his job. Is this the dad?
Speaker 1: Now this is the sun?
Speaker 2: Okay, because I'm envisioning this guy's like seventy.
Speaker 1: No, no, oh, the dad is like seventy okay, but
Speaker 1: the son is probably thirty five. Got it, got three kids,
Speaker 1: a wife, all that, the perfect Tennessee life. And so
Speaker 1: then he finishes up whole eleven. Why we're teeing off
Speaker 1: on twelve? Oh? Did he finished on thirteen? Oh? No, No,
Speaker 1: he had to just catch up to us, got it?
Speaker 1: And then twelve I had to pee, man, I had
Speaker 1: to pee, and so I go behind a tree, beauty.
Speaker 1: Guess what, There's no one out there, So it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter what tree I go behind.
Speaker 2: You don't have to watch for the women, kids, get
Speaker 2: called a predator, have to put yourself on a website,
Speaker 2: don't have to worry about the cart girls seeing the
Speaker 2: dog out.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? None of that? You got bazer?
Speaker 1: What are you guys doing? We're peeing and we're trying
Speaker 1: to do it real quick.
Speaker 2: So some other guy doesn't report us, and then Justin
Speaker 2: comes out and he goes, I'm sorry, I have a
Speaker 2: microscopic penis. Okay, Justin Hilariously, guys, we're just trying to
Speaker 2: go to the bathroom before this guy that cuts through
Speaker 2: is gonna see us.
Speaker 1: So I go behind the tree and I go to
Speaker 1: unbuckle my shorts. And here's the problem. My golf shorts
Speaker 1: are fifteen years old. They used to be black. They
Speaker 1: are almost faded to gray. Yeah, we got to get
Speaker 1: you some new gear. And as I go to unbutton them,
Speaker 1: the button that was hanging on by a string there.
Speaker 1: It goes, oh boy, So now I have no button
Speaker 1: on my shorts. You're gonna have to pull it off.
Speaker 1: I don't know how, though. Luckily I have a belt on,
Speaker 1: so I'm able to do the belt a little bit tighter,
Speaker 1: so you can't even notice that my button's gone. Yeh,
Speaker 1: you're good. But the only problems when you have no
Speaker 1: button it keeps unzipping. Yeah. So we're sitting there and
Speaker 1: we get on the twelfth green. No one notices, and
Speaker 1: we're packing up our stuff and I look up and
Speaker 1: here comes a jeep Grand Cherokee driving on the golf course. Wow, oh,
Speaker 1: sounds like there's a marshal of the course. He didn't
Speaker 1: get the memo. He comes down the cart path, there's
Speaker 1: a creek. The grand Cherokee drives over the bridge of
Speaker 1: the creek, drives down the cart path and there's an
Speaker 1: exit into a neighborhood behind the golf course. Drives right
Speaker 1: down it out into the neighborhood, cut some corners on
Speaker 1: your way commute home. And I looked at them, I said, hey,
Speaker 1: does that save like an hour here in Columbia that
Speaker 1: he can just cut through the golf course, Like, I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe say some ten seconds to go around the block.
Speaker 1: But and they're like, I don't know who that was,
Speaker 1: But golly, I didn't know they just drive on the
Speaker 1: golf course. Who knew that a grand Cherokee could fit
Speaker 1: on the cart path. Yeah, it'd be tough. And it
Speaker 1: was just a we're sitting there, you know, we're the
Speaker 1: only ones on the golf course. All of a sudden
Speaker 1: you see a grand Cherokee coming down. I'm like, oh man,
Speaker 1: we're busted trouble. I thought we were in trouble. I
Speaker 1: was like, damn it, this dude told me we could
Speaker 1: play because he had a key to the carpet.
Speaker 2: No, it's just Nick nine to five coming on home.
Speaker 2: Wife called him, going home to see the wife and kids.
Speaker 2: He just driving through the golf course instead of going
Speaker 2: around the block.
Speaker 1: Whatever. Cool. So we finish up the round, dude, amazing,
Speaker 1: who won? It was a dead heat, nine skins to
Speaker 1: nine skins. We're going to a nineteenth now they they no, no, no,
Speaker 1: actually no, wrong, wrong, sorry. On number seventeen, I made
Speaker 1: the par putt. We were two and one, two holes
Speaker 1: up with one to play. So they said they wanted
Speaker 1: to do double or nothing on eighteen, I said, deal.
Speaker 2: Why would you agree to that when you're guaranteed to win?
Speaker 1: Why would you not want more money? Oh? Double or nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at forty dollars in my pocket on a
Speaker 1: free round of golf at a private course that we
Speaker 1: we had to ourselves.
Speaker 2: I'm in honey, I'm coming home late with extra money though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I step up on the tea box
Speaker 1: way right, All right, it's a par five steven steps up,
Speaker 1: way right. Who's that your partner? Yeah, that's my partner.
Speaker 2: Took me eighteen holes.
Speaker 1: Learn your partner, But go Larry right down the middle,
Speaker 1: JP J T TP way right. So we're all in
Speaker 1: the right. And what do you know, Larry pars it,
Speaker 1: I boge it. They win the whole squad dooche? We
Speaker 1: win no money?
Speaker 2: And what you realize with skins game and also playing
Speaker 2: your buddies a lot of times ends in a tie.
Speaker 1: The game of golf is weird.
Speaker 2: It's basketball blowout.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rizzl's got blown out again, NBA.
Speaker 2: You got blowouts where golf is usually pretty tight. And
Speaker 2: especially with the way you guys played it was what'd
Speaker 2: you play? What's a called skins?
Speaker 1: Skins?
Speaker 2: And then but you also played scrabble what is it called? No?
Speaker 1: You only you played your ball. It's just a score
Speaker 1: on the hole. Whoever had the you know, if one
Speaker 1: person got a par and.
Speaker 2: With the better one, yes, yeah, So because of that scoring,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be pretty tight.
Speaker 1: Pretty tight. No one's gonna lose a significant amount of
Speaker 1: money because we're all not very even. But one hole
Speaker 1: you can have a good hole, and if me giving
Speaker 1: it a stroke every hole made it very even. The
Speaker 1: teams were perfectly matched. Dang, you were given a stroke
Speaker 1: every hole. Bro TP was a six plus six golfer.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's crazy. They must have been
Speaker 1: real good. Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 2: I mean that's different than what I was dealing with.
Speaker 2: I did five hours.
Speaker 1: And thirteen holes. Well, Larry played a little bit of
Speaker 1: a different game, twenty four hours apart. I mean, Larry
Speaker 1: was a little bit better than me. So he got
Speaker 1: strokes on certain holes, but not every.
Speaker 2: Hole a par three, oh strokes right like par five though,
Speaker 2: got a stroke.
Speaker 1: Things like that. So it was a great day. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, man, take off our hats, thanks man,
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. This was I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: know how we got this private course, but it turned
Speaker 1: I mean, what a beautiful day. Guys like we had
Speaker 1: no rain, nothing, and they're like, yeah, man, cool man,
Speaker 1: all right. They're like, hey, you got ton of grass,
Speaker 1: something to eat. I'm like, you know what, I'm starving.
Speaker 1: Let's go eat. Let's talk business.
Speaker 4: So businessman making business deals, trying to gag down money.
Speaker 1: We go to downtown Columbia and I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: happened right after this.
Speaker 2: Oh Wendy's, how can I take your order?
Speaker 1: No, no, Wendy's. Man, I was gonna have to stop
Speaker 1: at a Wendy's or a Dairy Queen, or a McDonald's
Speaker 1: or a mcbangor whatever it was. But they invited me
Speaker 1: to go eat. Welcome to Goodburger, Home of the good Burger.
Speaker 1: How gonna take your order? I'm like, yeah, man, I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: I need to eat. So we go. So, man, how's
Speaker 1: your sex life? Larry? So we sit down. We're just
Speaker 1: sitting there chilling and looking around. They come get our orders.
Speaker 1: I'll take a water, man, I'll just take a water.
Speaker 1: I'm so thirsty. Do you want apps? Yeah? I want apps, man,
Speaker 1: I need some apps. Like give me the buffalo chicken dick,
Speaker 1: give me some shrimp. We know how you order.
Speaker 2: It's impatient and you name five things at the exact
Speaker 2: same time.
Speaker 1: Well, this dude had I haven't eaten since nine thirty.
Speaker 1: It is now five thirty. We already heard the backstory.
Speaker 2: Okay, we've started with the backstory actually since nine thirty
Speaker 2: the previous morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it comes and I am just like a
Speaker 1: freaking just crushing the buffalo chicken dip and they're like,
Speaker 1: can we have some? I said yeah, And I said
Speaker 1: I'm gonna this bones not feeding you guys up in Nashville.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna like one guy TP. He scoops
Speaker 1: it on his plate and is just eating it like casually.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm not scooping it on a plate.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna trust you guys not to double dip.
Speaker 1: I'm going I'm going just straight from the bowl. I
Speaker 1: ain't got time. I probably ate ninety percent of the
Speaker 1: buffalo chicken dip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and TP has probably been scolded at home before,
Speaker 2: got a strict wife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, eating like that, Come on, and then the shrimp
Speaker 1: never came that. We never got the shrimp, so don't
Speaker 1: know what happened to that, if we canceled that or whatever.
Speaker 1: Then I went with the pork chop, and it took
Speaker 1: forever for the pork shop to get out there. I
Speaker 1: mean it took forever. I mean I am just like,
Speaker 1: come on, got the pork chop, got the baked sweet potato,
Speaker 1: and got the soup of the day, which is like
Speaker 1: some chicken something.
Speaker 2: You never wanted to be too quick, but you never
Speaker 2: wanted to take the forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: Especially when you got to drive an hour home, like
Speaker 1: you're already tired.
Speaker 2: I mean, you pretty much got home, had to go
Speaker 2: to bed and get up for the big show.
Speaker 1: Correct shhh, that's basically what happened. And then in the
Speaker 1: middle of dinner, I'm like, man, I gotta I gotta
Speaker 1: go pee. I gotta go pee. So where's the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'll back there on the left, all right, So get up,
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. And this is you know, my
Speaker 1: my fifteen year old shorts. The button's gone, he lost
Speaker 1: in the fourteen yep. And I go and I go peete,
Speaker 1: and then I go to zip up. Zipper breaks off.
Speaker 2: You're down to the belt and dong. You're basically wearing
Speaker 2: a belt, thog, dude.
Speaker 1: So there's no way to zip up my short Hey man,
Speaker 1: are you having money trouble? Gibbles? All right, let me
Speaker 1: get this dinner. So there's no way to zip up
Speaker 1: my shorts. So my shorts are unbuttoned and unzipped. Dude, dude,
Speaker 1: you look like a hobo. And I'm at a restaurant
Speaker 1: like a steakhouls, and I am like, what do I do?
Speaker 1: The Home of the ninety six er. We are only
Speaker 1: halfway through dinner, and I've got to be in this
Speaker 1: restaurant with no zipper. And no button exposed. Now to
Speaker 1: wrap your raincoat around your waist. So I don't have
Speaker 1: a raincoat, man, I didn't have a rain So I
Speaker 1: sit there and I try to fold the shorts over
Speaker 1: as far as I can, and I pull the belt
Speaker 1: as tight as I can, but you can still see
Speaker 1: the zipper is not zipped. Man, goach.
Speaker 2: I've seen this look and it is by hoboes on
Speaker 2: Broadway who have been through it.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, people are gonna be like yo, man,
Speaker 1: like what are you doing? Dude?
Speaker 2: If they get a wrong angle, they are gonna see
Speaker 2: your Prince Albert.
Speaker 5: They are gonna see the goods because the zipper is gone.
Speaker 5: I mean, what are the odds that these fifteen year
Speaker 5: old shorts that the button and the zipper are both
Speaker 5: gonna go down in the same day.
Speaker 1: Dude, you're about to be naked. So I'm in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm in the bathroom for way longer than
Speaker 1: it should be for just being because I'm trying to
Speaker 1: figure out to manipulate this. So I untucked the shirt
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to stretch it to make it longer.
Speaker 1: You gotta go that route. It only goes halfway down,
Speaker 1: the zipper man half way down. There's nothing you can do.
Speaker 1: So I'm just like, you know what, I can't just
Speaker 1: stay in here all night. So I just grin and
Speaker 1: Barrett and walk back to the table and try to like,
Speaker 1: as I'm walking, I keep my hands kind of in
Speaker 1: front of me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Up in Nashville we do some weird dress wise.
Speaker 4: This is actually in style now, you know, hanging out
Speaker 4: and then.
Speaker 1: You know Nashville cowboy, it's the new thing sweeping the nation.
Speaker 4: Guys, what do you get You guys aren't gen z
Speaker 4: ears all these kids when their hanging out.
Speaker 1: So then we just we finished dinner and I don't
Speaker 1: even mention it. I don't even mention it to the guys.
Speaker 1: I don't mention that I have no button. I don't
Speaker 1: mention that I have no zipper. Dude. I do not
Speaker 1: want to make this very uncomfortable for them. So we
Speaker 1: just talk chat it up. Then we go outside the restaurant,
Speaker 1: say our goodbyes, and I get back in the car
Speaker 1: and I drive the hour home. And the best part
Speaker 1: of it was Steven said, Hey, guys, don't worry about it.
Speaker 1: This is on the company tonight. That's what I'm.
Speaker 2: Talking about the bill that's Billy style, free golf, free dinner,
Speaker 2: no button, no zipper, no problem.
Speaker 1: And that was my golfing adventure.
Speaker 2: That was a hole in one.
Speaker 1: I get home, the kids are in bed. It's eight
Speaker 1: twenty or eight eighteen, and I hear Dad Dade, and
Speaker 1: I go downstairs and they're in the middle of their
Speaker 1: last story and they say, Dad, Dad, did you make
Speaker 1: any hole in ones? No? No I didn't, Dad, Dad.
Speaker 1: Did you make any hole in twos? No? No, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't. Birdy on three? No, par dad, Dad. Did
Speaker 1: you make any hole in three? No? No, Dad, Dad?
Speaker 1: Did you make any holes in four? Yeah? And he
Speaker 1: holes in five? Yeah? Yeah, and he holes in six yeah,
Speaker 1: and he holes in seven yeah.
Speaker 2: Did you guys do a snowman Max?
Speaker 1: No? But the most I got was seven. Then my
Speaker 1: kids said, did you hit it in eight? And I
Speaker 1: was like, no, just seven. And then baby box three, Dada, Dada,
Speaker 1: did you hit something in the water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll learn about the snowman with Uncle Justin and Susan.
Speaker 1: And I said, no, no in the water today. Boys,
Speaker 1: They're like, awesome, Dad. Did you get a hole in ten? Nope? Okay,
Speaker 1: then we finished the last story. She said good night,
Speaker 1: and I showed my wife my pants and she goes,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. She goes, you're so embarrassing. We got
Speaker 1: to get you to Dick today, so we need to
Speaker 1: get down there and buy some new shorts. Man. That's it. Wow.
Speaker 1: That was the golf adventure. Man. Wow. And with that,
Speaker 1: we'll take a break. Now let me hear your hilarious story.
Speaker 2: It pales in comparison, but let me tell it. So
Speaker 2: Baser wants.
Speaker 1: To go to a course.
Speaker 2: And you know I always say we do brunch, we'll
Speaker 2: do food and drinks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this one we just said, hey.
Speaker 2: We're swinging by it. We were at the mall girl stuff.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what we were doing. And she goes,
Speaker 2: let's swing by get one drink. I said, cool, I've
Speaker 2: never checked out this clubhouse. Why not I've already diffuse, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've already gone to one clubhouse and not played. And
Speaker 2: I sit there with my wife and I feel like
Speaker 2: a why not go on? We go to another clubhouse,
Speaker 2: sit there and feel like a But so we go
Speaker 2: up there and at the very top there's no no sound.
Speaker 2: There's five TVs, not one of them's on. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: and so there we are.
Speaker 1: We order from the lady.
Speaker 2: She's in her forties, I would say, doing a great
Speaker 2: service serving gentlemen beers and doing this, doing that. It
Speaker 2: was a tournament, so there's stuff going on. Okay, a
Speaker 2: lot of action. Yes, So as we were there, there's
Speaker 2: a guy coming in. Oh, par three, we got to
Speaker 2: turn it back into a par four. Oh hey, hey March, Hey, Sarah,
Speaker 2: hey March. The times in the past i've actually gone
Speaker 2: up there, not with my wife, but it's been a
Speaker 2: vibrant staff. TV's are bang and it's good. They got
Speaker 2: a golden tea, so usually you know they got a
Speaker 2: little bit going on.
Speaker 1: You go up there.
Speaker 2: This time it's crickets and then it's confusion because the
Speaker 2: tournament ended and the lady charges us and she swipes
Speaker 2: our cards, takes our cards, and me and my wife
Speaker 2: are just standing there.
Speaker 1: And we're both look at each other.
Speaker 2: We don't have our drinks, and the lady's now behind
Speaker 2: the bar, and both of our drinks are just sitting
Speaker 2: over there on the other side of the like behind
Speaker 2: the counter where you can't reach I can't reach them.
Speaker 2: A white clawn and ultra and we're just sitting there.
Speaker 1: The lady's guy comes around. He apparently works there. They
Speaker 1: give each other a kiss. They're just chilling. Love that.
Speaker 2: Hey, love so, and I'm in a great mood. I
Speaker 2: believe it was a Friday. I'm in no rush. I'll
Speaker 2: wait there all day. I'm not gonna say, hey, man,
Speaker 2: you didn't give us our drinks. But you charge this
Speaker 2: awkwardly and actually I don't even know if you've swiped
Speaker 2: my card. Did you hit me? Because I never got
Speaker 2: a tip. Usually everybody wants a tip. So we're still
Speaker 2: standing there a couple minutes, three minutes, four minutes, lady
Speaker 2: gets another kiss.
Speaker 1: Now she's turning on the TVs. Okay, turning on the TVs.
Speaker 2: We're still sitting there. No drinks, no drinks, no drinks.
Speaker 2: The lady turns the Players Championship on the week after
Speaker 2: the Masters, So what does that tell you?
Speaker 1: That's old?
Speaker 2: And these idiots at the there was a couple people
Speaker 2: of the staff start watching the TV. They're watching a
Speaker 2: replay of the Players Championship from three years ago, and
Speaker 2: they don't realize it, and I go, yeah, they always
Speaker 2: play the Players right after the Masters. Man, this is crazy.
Speaker 2: Nobody gets the joke because they all think it's live.
Speaker 2: Me and Baz are still standing there waiting for our drinks.
Speaker 2: The lady has gone on to do other things. She's
Speaker 2: taking the dishwasher out, wiping the counters off, and at
Speaker 2: this point, I've been show them for five minutes and
Speaker 2: she still hasn't realized she didn't give us our drinks.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, why not be brass sh
Speaker 2: It's America say something. I go, excuse me, I'm so confused.
Speaker 2: Is this like a black Mirror episode? You never handed
Speaker 2: us our drinks? And she goes, what And she looks
Speaker 2: back and goes, huh, I have never done that in
Speaker 2: my ten year career, not giving a good person their drinks.
Speaker 1: And she turns around and grabs.
Speaker 2: Them and hands them to us, and we sit there
Speaker 2: and watch a recorded episode of the Players Championship. It
Speaker 2: was Deshambo. Deshambo took it, guys, Oh, it might have
Speaker 2: been Rory. It actually was Fouler from like ten years ago. Wow,
Speaker 2: and he doesn't even play on the tour anymore. And
Speaker 2: I go, Baser, we better be drinking this in about
Speaker 2: two seconds because what just happened, And I will never
Speaker 2: be back. And what happened to the gen z that
Speaker 2: was up here a couple of weeks ago? There was
Speaker 2: just slanging drinks at you that HadAM faster before you
Speaker 2: can even pull your wallet out.
Speaker 1: Huh first for everything? Hey, you thought you were on
Speaker 1: boiling points? Remember that on MGB they sit there and
Speaker 1: mess with you until you blow up in my own
Speaker 1: candid camera, like what is happening? And bays are so polite.
Speaker 2: I think she would have sat there for an hour
Speaker 2: and not said anything me five to ten minute wind,
Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta say something, What the hell's
Speaker 2: going on?
Speaker 1: Five to ten minutes? How about five to ten seconds?
Speaker 2: Dude? I was in a rare, courteous mood and it
Speaker 2: was just like it. It was one for the record books, man,
Speaker 2: A course that you don't have to pay for, and
Speaker 2: a recorded episode of the players with drinkless drinks.
Speaker 1: Hallelujah. Want a time on the course baby, and golf
Speaker 1: is amazing. It is. I'm gonna read one email before
Speaker 1: we go home. Yeah yeah, and it's someone they want
Speaker 1: to set the record straight, is how they put it,
Speaker 1: because I guess there's rumors going around as something that
Speaker 1: they did or they happened, but they want to set
Speaker 1: the record straight. And here we go. Oh you lost
Speaker 1: the you lost that clip. It has been recorded over. Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I can still read it. Here we go. Coaches,
Speaker 1: you were talking about thunder and lightning at the beginning
Speaker 1: of the pod the other day, and I got excited
Speaker 1: that you got half the guys right. Original thunder and
Speaker 1: lightning was Will Clark and Rafayel palm Merrow at Mississippi
Speaker 1: State put some respect on it. Also, I guess I
Speaker 1: have to tell the real story if it keeps coming up.
Speaker 1: I was dancing around cheese fully clothed, and a couple
Speaker 1: of coaches put dollar bills in my shirt at the convention,
Speaker 1: so then naturally the shirt came unbuttoned, but never came
Speaker 1: completely off. Then when security had enough of the show,
Speaker 1: they asked me to button it up, and I did,
Speaker 1: no problem. I wasn't asked to leave or escort it
Speaker 1: out until after the open bar happy hour, which was amazing,
Speaker 1: was closed and they started kicking everyone out from the
Speaker 1: group because they were tired of sore losers nation, and
Speaker 1: I just happened to be the first one asked to leave. Also,
Speaker 1: Buddy glass is the worst. Sincerely your friend, Taylor Callaway. Yep,
Speaker 1: thank you. Record has been set straight there it is. Ah,
Speaker 1: you guys have a good Wednesday. Man, I gotta head
Speaker 1: down to Di's. I gotta get some new golf shorts. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do. But it's weird
Speaker 1: because I had a picture on my timeline, let me
Speaker 1: on my Facebook timeline of those shorts. They popped up
Speaker 1: and it was me playing golf with my buddy Oscar
Speaker 1: down in Austin, and I said, dude, can you believe
Speaker 1: that I still wear these shorts? And I'm trying to
Speaker 1: see when I sent him this text there it is Nope,
Speaker 1: that was when December fourth, I mean when did I send?
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, you're gonna be amazed. They make
Speaker 2: some comfy shorts, now.
Speaker 1: Do they. I mean, I have not put on a
Speaker 1: new pair of golf shorts. I'm telling you, in fifteen years.
Speaker 2: That's actually one of the things that hasn't changed. They
Speaker 2: probably still look the exact same. There's no new form
Speaker 2: of aerodynamics or mesh. It's I'd swear there's the same
Speaker 2: exact material as it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't even know how much golf shorts
Speaker 1: cost now, because I haven't bought them in so long,
Speaker 1: I haven't even looked.
Speaker 2: You want to know an outside dark horse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Justin went to Walmart.
Speaker 2: He got a golf shirt and golf shorts for thirty
Speaker 2: five bucks. Really, and he also got titleist balls for
Speaker 2: that same thirty five amount. The person forgot to ring
Speaker 2: up the titleist balls.
Speaker 1: That's even better, Ray, if I could be so fortunate
Speaker 1: here it is, I said twenty sixteen, we've played golf
Speaker 1: in Austin. I still wear these shorts today. There's it's
Speaker 1: so faded now that they look gray, and they're faded
Speaker 1: like your golf game because you don't play anymore. And
Speaker 1: that was on August April twenty nine, twenty twenty four,
Speaker 1: So that has been a year and I'd still won
Speaker 1: those same shorts. So you have friends that have given
Speaker 1: up on the game. Yeah, Oscar has totally given up, dude,
Speaker 1: totally given up. He was obsessed for about three years.
Speaker 1: He played like three times a week. Business calls, business
Speaker 1: meetings were always on the golf course. Now he don't
Speaker 1: even know what a golf club looks like. Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Billy still plays the exact same amount
Speaker 2: Danny fort laudreal. Dany plays a little bit more now
Speaker 2: that he lives in Florida, But Mike Miller lives in
Speaker 2: a mountain area, Vail, and I don't think there's a
Speaker 2: lot of time to golf, so I believe he doesn't
Speaker 2: even play golf anymore. And he was awesome. He was
Speaker 2: the best of the great Viller was the best.
Speaker 1: He taught me a lot of stuff. We would go
Speaker 1: play at Bluebonnet. That's amazing. I'm gonna tell you what
Speaker 1: chess Day's dad phenomenal golfer, phenomenal. A couple months ago.
Speaker 1: I believe he's sixty nine or seventy. He shot his age.
Speaker 1: She shot his age. Dude, that's unbelievable. And I do
Speaker 1: want to say shout out to Bucky Godbolt because that
Speaker 1: man is the mayor of Austin. And I said, hey, Bucky,
Speaker 1: I need a tea time next Friday with for Garrett,
Speaker 1: Greg and Jacob, and Bucky Godbolt said, I got your son,
Speaker 1: I got you And he got me a tea time
Speaker 1: next Friday.
Speaker 2: Speaking of the past, Bucky Gollbolt, Bucky god Bolt from
Speaker 2: our past, remember coach. Yes, we had a falling out
Speaker 2: over the merchandise.
Speaker 1: That said coach.
Speaker 2: He actually gave us that name coach because they used
Speaker 2: to say it at the Indianapolis Colts. They always called
Speaker 2: each other coach. We started doing that at the old studios.
Speaker 2: Then there was a falling out. He moved, he was
Speaker 2: mad at us for the merch I just texted him today,
Speaker 2: really because I was clean out voicemails and he had
Speaker 2: left me a voicemail and I go, hey, Coach, just
Speaker 2: want to let you know Green Cleaners closed. It was
Speaker 2: his favorite cleaning place, Dry cleaning. They changed over like
Speaker 2: Tide Corporate. Oh, and he goes, I still have a
Speaker 2: jacket there, it's blue in color, waist length.
Speaker 1: Pick it up for me.
Speaker 2: I said, perfect. Your interview with Edgar and James was great.
Speaker 2: I'm unfamiliar with your work And he said, thanks, Coach,
Speaker 2: I'm unfamiliar with your work. Is my book title coming
Speaker 2: out in January? And I said, miss your man and
Speaker 2: he concluded with miss my buddies in Nashville. Damn, you
Speaker 2: guys are fun. We're friends again. We're friends again. Ray.
Speaker 2: That was an inspirational episode.
Speaker 1: That brought tears in my eyes, that you guys reconnected
Speaker 1: like that. That's that's amazing. Did should I play his voicemail?
Speaker 1: Do you have it?
Speaker 2: I'd saved it because it was so funny.
Speaker 1: Please let me hear it.
Speaker 2: Like this guy's the coolest guy ever.
Speaker 1: I love that he left you a voicemail. Who knew?
Speaker 2: Well, it's from years ago. Nobody does that anymore.
Speaker 1: I still leave voicemails. I don't know about you. I
Speaker 1: want people to hear my voice. Got it, man, two
Speaker 1: thousand and fifteen. That is a what date?
Speaker 2: December twenty first, twenty fifteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, nine years ago, nine years four months? See it? Man?
Speaker 1: I can't hear it. That's Amy. I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear Amy. Can you turn it up? There? We go?
Speaker 6: Ohch I'm driving to Michigan through Indiana, and I stopped
Speaker 6: at this little casino that I usually hit when I
Speaker 6: lived here, and I do the same thing. I put
Speaker 6: two hundred bucks in my pocket and I go to
Speaker 6: the high Limit room and I play that Wheel of
Speaker 6: Fortune high Limit that's twenty five dollars a spin. So
Speaker 6: I got four spins on the first hundred nothing and
Speaker 6: on my second set of spins on the second hundred
Speaker 6: twenty five got paid, got back in the car about
Speaker 6: nine minutes. About nine minutes worth of work in the
Speaker 6: door when Dip paid out the door under ten minutes.
Speaker 6: That's the way to roll, right there, Coach twenty five
Speaker 6: hundred fans. All right, I'll see you. Hope you're having
Speaker 6: a good time in the holiday see you.
Speaker 1: That's great, man, I almost forgot what his voice sounded like. Man,
Speaker 1: I almost forgot. That is beauty. That was beauty. Minutes
Speaker 1: of work he cleared five hundred. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: That is what I'm talking about. Man, Hey, we got it.
Speaker 1: That that's just yeah, that's hey.