WEBVTT - WOW! First Time In 10 Years This Happened! 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:00.680 All right. 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:03.800 Well we started this once and then lunch Box had 0:00:03.800 --> 0:00:04.760 to crap himself. 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:07.320 Oh yeah, Scuba came in. Did you leave that in? 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:08.440 Or did you just keep going? 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:11.600 No, you guys were talking shop. Why the heck would 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:12.280 I leave that in? 0:00:12.520 --> 0:00:14.480 I don't know. I have no idea how this pod works, 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:16.280 but I do want to say thank you to the 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:21.040 listeners for understanding my predicament on Monday and understanding that 0:00:21.079 --> 0:00:23.000 we had to jet, we had to get. We had 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:29.080 to scat skit scat scootle do flea flot flow and yeah, 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:29.840 how are you man? 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:32.360 Don't ever wrap again? Are we gonna learn about how 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:33.000 the golf went? 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:35.239 Oh, you're gonna hear all about it. I mean my 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:37.519 buddy calls me on or text me on Monday, Hey, 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:39.800 can you make it to this golf course by one 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:44.159 fifteen today? And I mean it's an hour drive, and 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:47.000 I mean we are talking within minutes. I'm like, okay, 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:48.360 let me if I figure this out. If we do 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:50.400 the pod this long, if I go get my clubs, 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:53.000 get on the road, there's no traffic. I don't have 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:56.080 time to eat lunch. I will just eat my freaking 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:58.160 hand and I'll starve to death, but I should be 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:01.320 able to be there by one nine, and he said, 0:01:01.840 --> 0:01:03.880 we can move it to one point thirty if you want. 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:06.959 I said, that's perfect. And I said, but it looks 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:10.280 like I mean, it's raining here, and he goes, oh, no, 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:13.479 no rain here, and even if there is, it looks 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:15.520 like it's about to blow over, so no big deal. 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:18.280 Ready for it to blow So I'm like, all right, 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:21.640 So I left this building and it is raining, the 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:24.959 roads are wet, there's rain coming down, and I got 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:27.600 to run to the house and get the clubs and 0:01:27.680 --> 0:01:31.360 it's still raining enough. Are we going to start the show? 0:01:31.480 --> 0:01:33.679 Start the show? Was a tease? Start the show? 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:40.440 Since your first time doing radio? He started into hard 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:45.000 tell of the story. I was gonna say that was 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:47.920 roode of your friend to do that. But Dodd one 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:49.720 time hit me up at noon and say can you 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:53.240 play it one? So sometimes guys just get a golf 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:56.240 course a time. Wives give them the day out and 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:58.320 they got to play. And I said, DoD, we don't 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:01.840 leave this factory till one. Sorry, times have changed. I'm 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:02.840 out and. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:04.840 I haven't got an invite to golf with Dodd since 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:07.080 it was interesting though, but he knew he was coming 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:09.400 to town for business, So why didn't he give me 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:11.080 the heads up like a week ago. 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:13.440 Hey, I'm gonna be in town on Monday. We're gonna 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.679 play golf. He just randomly texts me at you know, 0:02:17.040 --> 0:02:19.080 ten thirty in the morning, Hey, can you make it 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:22.320 in three hours? I mean it was very very short notice. 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:24.200 When we used to play, all of us together and 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:26.880 we were all friends, did we do tea times at 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:27.440 the Muni? 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:29.720 No, we just showed up. Showed up. 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:33.240 That was badu is that's trouble. You never even know 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:35.160 if that's why we waited in a line. It was 0:02:35.200 --> 0:02:36.280 always kind of annoying. 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:39.040 That is what's really hard about golf nowadays. There's a 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:42.280 lot of courses around here. They won't accept a oneesome. 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.000 If you're gonna play by yourself. They're like, oh, sorry, 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:46.680 you can just show up and we'll try to squeeze 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:49.040 you in. No, no, no, I would like to put 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.040 my name down for a specific time because I don't 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:53.240 want to show up at two o'clock and wait for 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:55.120 an hour and a half. Like, if you put me 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:56.960 on the t sheet, I can show up at two 0:02:57.080 --> 0:02:58.639 play it too, and get the hell out of there. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.799 But you taught me this trick. You show up and say, oh, 0:03:01.880 --> 0:03:04.560 they had to cancel on Now, I always just make 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:08.320 it for two, genie. Simple, so simple, except for there's 0:03:08.320 --> 0:03:11.520 one that it makes you pay in advance, and I'm like, 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:13.079 I can't do that because I don't want to pay 0:03:13.120 --> 0:03:15.560 for two and then had to not get money back. Dude, 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:17.760 that's what they made Angelina do when we went to 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:20.000 our Muni. She paid two hundred dollars. 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:25.960 We're We're like, get how much they charged Baser to ride, oh, 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:29.800 not even play? Twenty five bucks? Twenty five bucks. Yeah, dude, 0:03:29.840 --> 0:03:30.480 it's crazy. 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:33.520 If it wasn't easter and I'm being a good dude 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:35.720 and I'm not cheating people anymore, and I'm not lying, 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:37.600 cheating and stealing robbing from. 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:39.640 Peter to pay the pimp piper. 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:42.880 Yeah, since I'm not doing that anymore, I paid it, 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:47.720 but I was not happy for thirteen holes here I 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:48.480 had to pay for that. 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:50.760 Here's what's amazing is how much they charge you to 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:53.320 ride in a golf cart. So ay, it tells you, hey, 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:54.760 you need to get enough money and buy a golf 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.720 cart or b you gotta start using your legs and 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:01.040 walking the course. Because to play the course seventeen dollars. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:03.560 To ride in a golf cart, it's an extra twenty five. 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:06.680 How is the golf cart more than the golf. 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:08.600 And I know we got to start the show, but 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.800 we have had multiple issues of carts not being good. 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:14.600 Remember when I went with you guys, My cart sucked. Yeah, 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:17.919 Justin and Angelina's cart sucked. Really could barely go up 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:18.479 the hills. 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:20.760 It means they're not charging them right or they're about 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:22.680 to give out. Maybe they need some new carts. It's 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:23.520 so frustrating. 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:26.600 Ray was a leaking something. Maybe you want to get 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:29.440 under the hood. No, it was okay, it was ice 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:30.560 all the beer they had in the back. 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:33.960 Ah, got it. That makes sense. Well, better start the show, man, 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:36.599 because this golf is gonna take about all about thirty 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:38.400 seconds to tell all right. 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:43.440 We're gonna do it live. Arnold, I've remembered he's at Coachella. 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:47.000 Oh that's what it was. He came back for a 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.360 few days and then he said I'm headed out to Cali. 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:50.000 Man yup. 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:52.679 So he is there at Coachella. He will report back. 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:55.640 Apparently he saw Haley Bieber. He saw Bieber there as well. 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:57.400 Oh, Bieber looks rough, dude, he does. 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:58.719 He looks like he's on some drugs. 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:00.479 Multiple yep. 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:04.000 And so so Arnold will report back. He did enjoy 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:09.520 the Who's Set tonight. Travis Travon No, it was, uh, 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:14.360 Travis got Scott, Travis Scott. He saw Travis Scott. You 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:19.200 know where he went to school, Uta Utsa. So we'll 0:05:19.200 --> 0:05:23.400 talk to Arnold about Coachella. Coachella is in Tom Springs. 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.600 I don't I don't know that. 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:28.080 Got a random text from South Beach. He goes, Palm 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:30.599 Springs is playing the Bobby Bone Show, the Big Show, 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:35.400 and I go Coachella and he goes, damn right, South 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:38.520 Beach just randomly went to Coachella. We're forty years old. 0:05:38.920 --> 0:05:41.920 Huh. I didn't realize Coachella was such a thing. I mean, 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:44.159 is it really that? Is it that different than like 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:48.000 acl or what's the one in Chicago, La La Palooza. 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:50.640 Are they the exact same thing? Or is Coachella something 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:51.919 special that one? 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:54.040 You want those pictures to get there so in thirty 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:56.159 years your kids can see that you were hippie and 0:05:56.200 --> 0:05:58.880 cool and hot and all the girls get dressed up 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:03.400 for it. Is it anything different than what's the Iheartfest 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:07.320 in Austin. No, Iheartfest in Austin is probably better, but 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:09.520 it's just that it thing to do if you're especially 0:06:09.560 --> 0:06:12.599 if you're California, which South Beach always thinks. He's a 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:15.360 big California rich guy. You gotta go to it. It's 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:17.599 just the CNB scene thing, got it. 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:19.680 I wonder, I wonder how that festival gets to be 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:23.839 so cool, like Palm Springs. Oh, it's Palm Springs cool, 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:24.960 the wealth. 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:26.800 And it's just it's a it's a I think it's 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:30.240 the closest to Woodstock that in acl but it's also 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:33.880 got the most influencers. And all those chicks on Instagram 0:06:33.920 --> 0:06:36.839 do their photos, it's like they don't they dress like 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:39.240 that for the picture and then they put on sweatpants 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:39.919 and a T shirt. 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:43.440 And I guess maybe I'm just not a music festival guy, 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:45.880 and maybe I'm too old to be a music festival guy. 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:49.840 What about iHeart You're going in two weeks? That's different. 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:54.400 I love those festivals. How's a girl, country girl? Shake 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:57.880 it for me? Shake it for me? Come on, we're 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:01.400 doing a video. Shake that chake that no, no, no, no, 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:06.280 chake that nna We're gonna do it live. We are 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:12.520 the one, two three sore losers. What up, everybody? I 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:14.800 am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll give 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:18.239 you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:18.600 much a. 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:21.560 Sports genius, y'all. It's Sis and I'm from the North. 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:23.280 I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the North side 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:23.840 of Nashville with. 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:26.120 Baser, my wife. She was a Broadway girl. 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:28.239 We now live in the country, two point two acres, 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:30.600 two point two kids of vanderbil clinic. Justin checks on 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:32.600 him every day and I'll probably die of a heart 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:34.440 attack when I'm seventy two and a half years old. 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:35.840 Lunch over to you. 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:38.680 So, like I was saying about the golf, I run home, 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:41.480 I run in the house, I changed throw the shorts on, 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:44.120 throw a shirt on, you know, I get a hat, 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:46.200 and I'm ready to go. And then I'll get in 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:47.720 the car and then I'm like, oh, my golf shoes, 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:50.920 gotta go back inside. It's raining, get them, throw them 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:53.520 in the car, have my water, and I'm ready to go. 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:57.760 And I type in the golf course and it says 0:07:57.960 --> 0:08:04.200 closed on Mondays. She I'm like, what, how is it closed? 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:07.960 On Monday, like today is Monday, and my buddy said, 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:09.840 can you be at this golf course at this time 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:15.040 to play? Maybe Gemini Google as an updated That's what 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:18.120 I'm thinking. I'm thinking that's winter hours. It must be 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:22.480 something wrong or this is a tournament and I am 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:24.720 the fourth person in the crew. Maybe you know, the 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:27.520 other people from his work backed out and that's why 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:30.160 he's in town for business and they needed a fourth 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:33.079 for their foursome for the scramble is. 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:36.760 If your story sucks, you just gave me the biggest 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:42.440 light bulb. I have a hilarious story continue about golf 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:43.640 and tournament. 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:47.280 So I'm like, all right, here I go. And I 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.400 remember in the back of my head him saying, there's 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:53.040 no rain down here. It's just if anything, it's gonna 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:59.080 blow over. The whole hour drive, I had nothing but 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:08.520 shoes the entire time, brutal the ground, the roads, there's puddles, 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:13.120 it's just wet everywhere. Right, there's hydro planing. Not that 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:15.120 I was hydro planing, but I was just like, there 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:17.760 is no way we are playing golf. 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:22.080 Corey, your friend, it's clear down here. It's clear down here. 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:24.280 It may be raining up in Nashville. But south of 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:25.679 Nashville there's. 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:29.200 No rain, and if anything, it's just gonna blow over 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:33.040 in about twenty minutes. Country Hills is a great golf course. 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:35.080 I think Country Hills is north here. 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:37.240 Inside joke, Oh that's what. 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:39.800 Yeah, I got you. And so I said, all right, man, 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:42.720 I just keep driving. I am twelve minutes from the 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:48.480 course and it is still raining. Puddles everywhere, and I'm 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.760 off the highway. I'm on the back country roads. Now 0:09:50.920 --> 0:09:53.280 most of these you have to. My wife calls me, 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:56.400 she's like, how's it looking. Oh, she's about the weather. 0:09:56.840 --> 0:10:00.120 She's got the weather on, she has the weather eight 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:01.320 dollar going off. 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:05.040 And I said, there is no way we're playing golf today. 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:08.880 She goes, what I said, he said, it wasn't raining 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:12.120 down here, and I have seen nothing but rain the 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:16.440 entire time I've been driving. She goes, yeah, but maybe 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:18.840 it's not raining at the course. I said, I'm twelve 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:20.760 minutes from the course and I just went through a 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:26.600 two inch puddle of water. She's like, oh, well, maybe 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.000 at least you guys can grab lunch. I'm like, well, 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:31.000 he already had lunch because he told me he was 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:32.839 eating at a restaurant and then heading to the course. 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:36.679 You want to get pork missiles. She says, well, at 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:38.920 least you drove down there to see a buddy from college. 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:41.840 I said, yeah, So I'm gonna drive down here, say hello, 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:44.640 smack him on his ass, and then I'm gonna turn 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:47.559 around and drive home. So what did you do today 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:49.200 after your Monday? Well, I've spent three and a half 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.520 hours in the car driving down there, an hour and 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:53.959 fifteen to hour fifteen back. I guess it's only two 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:56.719 and a half. But whatever, that's cool. She goes, well, 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:59.320 just have a positive attitude. I'm like, how could I 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:01.880 have a positive attitude when the rain is coming down? 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:03.880 Does this tell me something good? I don't need to 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:07.000 be positive this real life woman. 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:08.760 She's like, all right, and I said, so if we 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:11.880 even play on edge story of the day me. I 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:13.880 was like, you're gonna be on your own with the kids, 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:16.640 dinner and all that tonight if we play, it's gonna 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:19.160 be late. And she goes, okay, have fun. Let me know. 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:22.640 All right, Bye, that's a great wife you hit her with, 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:25.400 gonna be late, take care of the kids on your own, 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:28.560 see you, And she said bye, have fun. 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:33.040 Great wife. That's how we work. We worked that way, 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:35.800 very in sync, very on the same page, like go out, 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.080 enjoy your life, come back to the kids when you 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:41.760 need to come back. So then I'm getting there. I'm 0:11:41.760 --> 0:11:44.400 a mile from the course, and guess what stopped raining? 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:45.240 Still raining? 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:45.520 Oh? 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:47.880 Still raining. Oh I got the sound effect. Oh do 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:59.000 you please? Still raining? Man? And I'm like, this is unbelievable. 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:01.320 And then I see the hole. I see one hole 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:03.120 and I'm like, oh, there it is. It's raining on 0:12:03.160 --> 0:12:06.000 that hole. Cool. And it's runs right along the road, 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:07.720 you know what I mean, leading into the golf course. 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:10.320 Go up, take a right, and I take a right 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:11.800 in the parking lot. They're in a darn car in 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.200 the parking lot, not a single one. 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:19.680 Oh my gosh. Oh it's a double whammy. They're closed 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:20.959 and it's raining. 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:24.120 Yeah. And then I'm like, no, no, they were closed. 0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:28.079 They were closed. The golf course is closed. 0:12:29.400 --> 0:12:32.920 Because there's always some loser that still goes to a 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.160 golf course when it's raining. 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:35.720 Because they're that addicted to golf. Yeah. 0:12:35.760 --> 0:12:37.839 So the fact there wasn't a car in the lot 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:40.760 that there's it had been a holiday or like the 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:42.959 site said not open. 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:46.640 Closed on Mondays. So then I'm thinking, did I read 0:12:46.679 --> 0:12:53.560 the text wrong? And he mean next Monday? Oh no, dude, 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:54.959 you're the Bonehead story of the day. 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:56.880 I'm writing this for you right now and sending it 0:12:56.920 --> 0:12:59.840 to Mike Deed to get approved for bones And. 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:04.320 I pull out my phone and says no today, ah, 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:07.840 And I'm like, well, what the heck? So I'm all right, 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:10.880 let me text him. I'm like, hey, man, did you 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:13.720 mean to send me to an abandoned golf course that's 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.600 closed on Monday where it's pouring rain? And you said 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:17.560 it wasn't raining. 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:21.120 This story comes you from Columbia, Tennessee. 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:25.040 And I hit send and I look out the window 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:28.400 and he pulls up in a golf cart. What And 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:33.040 I'm like, what is going on? So I opened the doors. 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:37.240 Are you ready to play some golf? What is happening? 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:41.120 And I said, no, it's raining because oh we may 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:44.079 get a little wet, but we can still play. Wait, 0:13:44.200 --> 0:13:47.880 I thought it was closed. It is close. That's why 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:49.760 I'm very confused too. I'm like, where did you get 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:53.600 the golf cart? And then another the golf cart pulls 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:58.319 up with two dudes on it. How's it going? Bros. 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:03.600 Father son, and I'm like, what is like, do you 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:06.400 have a cover for your golf clubs? I was like no, 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:07.880 and he goes, they make it a little wet. Then 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:11.760 he goes, you've got the car. You haven't got new 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:14.280 clubs in a while. And I said, well, I don't 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:15.520 really want to get them wet. And he goes, oh, 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:18.559 there's a reusable grocery bag here in the back. You 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:23.560 can just use that. So I literally used a reusable 0:14:24.240 --> 0:14:29.920 Spurs San Antonio Spurs grocery bag to stick over my 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:31.040 clubs to keep them dry. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:37.360 You are private club material? 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:43.280 Yeah? No, no, the gold dower they open. So then 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:45.400 I get in the golf guard and he's like, you're 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:48.600 ready to do this? I'm like, what's raining? Kind of hard? 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:54.440 Is homie playing this course illegally? And I said, I'm 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:57.080 very confused because online it says closed. I said, I 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:59.400 pull up here, there's not a car in the lot, 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.320 and you guys come rolling up on two golf carts. 0:15:02.440 --> 0:15:06.440 Not to pull up And he says, oh, see my 0:15:06.480 --> 0:15:10.400 buddy over there, because they work for him, oil and 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:14.720 gas and renewable energy solar farms. Got that body like 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:19.880 all money. He goes he's on the board, shesh of 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:22.840 the Columbia Golf So he has a key, He's got 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:25.080 two golf carts out, and we're playing the course. She 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:29.840 So the golf course is closed on Mondays, but dude 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:32.840 has a key to the cart barn. This story just 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:38.840 got awesome. And I'm like, excuse me. He goes, Yeah, 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:41.920 if you're on the board, you can play whenever you 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:46.560 want sheesh. And I said, but it's still rain. He goes, yeah, 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:47.760 hopefully it'll blow over. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:51.920 It doesn't matter. You're playing the course solo. There's not 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:55.680 a soul on the golf course. 0:15:55.880 --> 0:16:01.400 No, we're doing next Monday. But why was the tea 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:05.520 time important? It wasn't great point. Yeah, you could have 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:06.280 gone anytime you. 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:10.080 Claw. Yeah, you left our listeners with a thirty nine 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:10.680 minute pod. 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:15.040 That wasn't my doing. It was a rebel eyes. I 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:18.360 didn't understand. So I'm like, are we really gonna play 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:21.080 in the rain eos? Why not? Man? We got the 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:22.920 course to ourselves. I'm down. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:29.760 See rain golf sucks, but if it's just you out there, yeah. 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:32.920 And I was like all right, so, but instead they 0:16:32.960 --> 0:16:37.480 pull up under the little awning orning and we sit 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:42.800 there for ten minutes, and after ten minutes the rain 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:51.160 goes away. There's no more rain, and what what? What 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:55.560 is that? Oh? Is that the sun? The ghost of 0:16:55.640 --> 0:17:00.480 Jordan's speed peeking out from behind the clouds. It's branched. Editor. 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:03.920 He's gonna squeege ee the course. He no longer's on tour. 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:10.440 And the one guy, the son of the dad that 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:13.000 you know, is on the board. He's like, I already 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:15.720 drove the back nine. That's usually if we get water standing, 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:17.360 that's where it's gonna be on the back nine. He goes, 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:19.920 I saw standing, no standing water, so we're gonna be 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:21.000 good to go. Boys. 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:25.320 What a dude, And I was like wow. He's like, 0:17:25.320 --> 0:17:26.960 it should have affect your ball flight a little bit. 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:30.240 RPMs are gonna be altered a little bit. Uh velocity 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:33.879 ray exit velocity launch angle. You'll be good, fine, decent 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:35.520 wins south southeast. 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:39.240 So it's time to head to the number one t 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:42.560 ray and play some golf and I'll tell you all 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:48.240 about it. Right after this, you acted. 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:50.199 Like I was gonna have to filibuster with a story 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:51.479 because your story sucked. 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:57.800 When your story was fine. It's not over, I know, right, 0:17:57.920 --> 0:18:00.800 that's the beauty of a tease. It's the beauty of 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:04.080 setting you up and thinking one thing's gonna happen and boom, 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:06.280 rope a dope bull. 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:10.480 We had a private golf course. Truckers know that watch 0:18:10.520 --> 0:18:11.840 out for the cow. 0:18:14.600 --> 0:18:16.560 I wanted you to think that this was gonna turn 0:18:16.600 --> 0:18:18.640 out miserable and it was gonna be the worst day, 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:21.720 and I just drove for nothing. That's the artist storytelling. 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:24.240 That is how you hook them in. You bring them 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:27.000 in and then you give them a plot twist. And 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:29.399 we get to the first team and they say, so, boys, 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:33.240 how much we playing for? Oh oh well, excuse me, 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:37.200 what's your handicap? And I'm like, oh, I'm like eighteen. 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:43.919 Justin's like forty, and oh okay, so to be you, 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:48.080 I guess and me and we'll go together the father 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:51.879 son and there a team. You're in eighteen. Yeah, I 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:55.040 actually agree to that. Yeah, I shoot about ninety threes, 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:59.200 ninety two's ninety one. I'd say you're a sixteen. Well, 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:01.760 according to eighteen birdies, I'm seventeen point four. 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:05.200 Oh all right, yeah, so that's how I do my handygap. 0:19:05.760 --> 0:19:07.920 I'm probably a twenty fiver and. 0:19:07.880 --> 0:19:12.400 Steven he's a plus one, and I'm like, oh, and 0:19:12.520 --> 0:19:16.600 uh dad, TP he's a plus six. I'm like whoa. 0:19:17.280 --> 0:19:21.160 And Larry he's about a plus ten fourteen in there. 0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:24.520 So it's gonna be TP and Larry versus me and Steven. Okay, 0:19:25.160 --> 0:19:28.280 nobody I know, roll on, yeah, And I step up 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:32.479 on that first tea box and whack right down the middle. 0:19:33.240 --> 0:19:36.119 And they said, Okay, this is some bull crap. You 0:19:36.160 --> 0:19:37.760 ain't no eight You ain't no eighteen. 0:19:38.080 --> 0:19:40.600 That's not when you determine the handicap. It's all about 0:19:40.680 --> 0:19:42.439 close distance. I'll hang up and listen. 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:46.960 I think I bog you. The first hole, all right, cool, 0:19:47.040 --> 0:19:53.120 Second hole par, third hole par. And the guy goes, man, 0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:55.040 I know you ain't never been down to Columbia before, 0:19:55.920 --> 0:19:58.800 but you're about to get a Columbia cussout. What though? 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:02.159 It goes you both crab me on that handicap, aren't you? 0:20:03.080 --> 0:20:03.119 Like? 0:20:03.240 --> 0:20:04.880 No? Man? You just wait, it'll come. 0:20:05.480 --> 0:20:06.920 I mean you could have given im proof about the 0:20:06.960 --> 0:20:07.960 twenty four birdies. 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:12.000 App I know they weren't serious. They were just being funny, 0:20:12.480 --> 0:20:13.280 really funny dude. 0:20:13.320 --> 0:20:14.800 Well, I mean if they would have asked me, what 0:20:14.880 --> 0:20:17.320 do I give my handicap. I only play thirteen. 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:24.240 Holes, dude, Do you know how fun it is to 0:20:24.400 --> 0:20:26.639 drive up to a tea box and not worry about 0:20:26.680 --> 0:20:28.720 anybody else and if you hit a ball of the 0:20:28.760 --> 0:20:31.680 rider left not having to yell four because there's no 0:20:31.720 --> 0:20:33.399 one on the golf course. 0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:35.200 Were you guys doing mulligans or. 0:20:35.280 --> 0:20:38.560 No Molly's scouts on? No mollys man. We were playing 0:20:38.600 --> 0:20:41.840 straight golf, playing a you know, skins game. So I 0:20:41.880 --> 0:20:44.080 got a stroke ahole because I'm a you know, eighteen 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:49.040 handicap pretty much, and it was so fun, and we 0:20:49.119 --> 0:20:52.479 hit the first nine beautiful rain came a little bit 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:55.400 little drizzle on whole number eight, then it cleared up 0:20:55.680 --> 0:20:57.840 and didn't have another cloud for the rest of the day. 0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:01.360 Does it dry quick where you go on short shots 0:21:01.400 --> 0:21:02.600 and your chips and stuff. 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:05.400 There wasn't a lot of mud splat like we did. 0:21:05.440 --> 0:21:07.360 We did play where you could move your ball if 0:21:07.359 --> 0:21:09.560 you were in something, but there was really not a 0:21:09.600 --> 0:21:11.000 spot on the course that was bad. 0:21:11.080 --> 0:21:13.359 It's called pick and Place, Pick and Place. Sorry to 0:21:13.400 --> 0:21:14.600 be the PGA Tour here. 0:21:14.600 --> 0:21:17.240 Sorry, I didn't realize that was the name, and uh 0:21:18.200 --> 0:21:19.520 Nance always tells us about it. 0:21:19.640 --> 0:21:22.679 Now now now, Peter. This is a pick and place 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:25.040 day because of the rain, so they will be able 0:21:25.040 --> 0:21:28.000 to pick up their ball, clean it off, and place 0:21:28.040 --> 0:21:29.320 it back down in the spot. 0:21:29.640 --> 0:21:33.200 Now over to ten. That's where we went to number two. 0:21:36.680 --> 0:21:39.800 And this is the hard part. We're making the turn 0:21:41.000 --> 0:21:43.760 and your boy hadn't had anything to eat. You gotta 0:21:43.760 --> 0:21:48.000 get a porky. The course is closed, Lizzie, there's nothing 0:21:48.040 --> 0:21:50.040 to get. Yeah, can't get He was like, I can't 0:21:50.040 --> 0:21:51.760 even get in there. He goes, I'm sorry. I couldn't 0:21:51.760 --> 0:21:54.080 get beers out of the concession. You know we're closed today. 0:21:54.400 --> 0:21:58.080 Oh so you guys were dry? Huh yeah, yeah. 0:21:58.280 --> 0:22:02.280 See that's the thing golf. You're always banking on the clubhouse. 0:22:01.920 --> 0:22:04.080 Always banking. So I am so hungry. 0:22:03.800 --> 0:22:06.399 Because there you're gonna get teased at if you need 0:22:06.520 --> 0:22:11.600 emergency balls. You got a pork missile, gatorade, a couple ultras. 0:22:12.080 --> 0:22:14.960 And I'm just depressed because I am so hungry my stomach. 0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:18.640 I have this hunger pains because I haven't eaten since 0:22:18.720 --> 0:22:20.760 nine thirty in the morning. That was my last snack. 0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:24.639 That was a break during the big show, and so 0:22:24.760 --> 0:22:26.359 I'm just gonna have to tough it out. For the 0:22:26.359 --> 0:22:28.000 next nine holes and then I'm gonna have to find 0:22:28.000 --> 0:22:31.040 the nearest drive through, get me something to eat, and 0:22:31.160 --> 0:22:34.360 get out of there. And so we play. We're playing, 0:22:35.160 --> 0:22:40.359 and then man, I felt bad. This is where Larry 0:22:40.400 --> 0:22:44.760 got a call on whole eleven and it was a 0:22:44.800 --> 0:22:49.119 business call and it's some dude and he's talking to 0:22:49.200 --> 0:22:54.000 him and he's like, so, what's making you change your mind? 0:22:54.280 --> 0:22:55.960 And I can't hear what the guy is saying. He goes, 0:22:57.400 --> 0:22:59.760 He's like, sir, He goes, sir, h. We've been working 0:22:59.800 --> 0:23:01.880 on this for the last five months. We were gonna 0:23:01.880 --> 0:23:08.000 wrap this up next week. He's like, is there any 0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:09.439 way I can sit down with you and we can 0:23:09.480 --> 0:23:16.400 go over this again? And and this Larry doesn't even 0:23:16.400 --> 0:23:18.200 get to like hole eleven. He's just sitting there on 0:23:18.240 --> 0:23:19.920 the phone. He doesn't even get to play. Oh one 0:23:19.960 --> 0:23:23.160 of those Angelina and she's closing business deals. 0:23:22.920 --> 0:23:25.199 When we're out at the bar on a Saturday. 0:23:26.400 --> 0:23:29.480 And then at one point I heard I was like, 0:23:29.680 --> 0:23:32.800 we were number twelve was a part three? And I said, Hey, Steven, 0:23:33.160 --> 0:23:36.000 how what's the distance? And I hear this old MANO 0:23:36.240 --> 0:23:43.840 what what? He goes, who's this Larry's Bluetooth had switched 0:23:43.840 --> 0:23:46.480 over to the music player, and I was talking to 0:23:46.480 --> 0:23:50.879 the old man. This business deal has gone south. The 0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:56.560 deal did not get closed in Colombia. And I said, Larry, Larry, 0:23:56.800 --> 0:24:00.680 your bluetooth, it's picking up the it switched over. He's like, oh, 0:24:00.800 --> 0:24:03.560 oh cook, Hey, are you still there? 0:24:03.560 --> 0:24:03.760 Man? 0:24:04.840 --> 0:24:08.000 He's like yeah, but yeah, I'm at the office, just 0:24:08.040 --> 0:24:08.960 finishing up some things. 0:24:08.960 --> 0:24:11.760 What's up, man? He was like, are you sure you 0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:13.320 want to cancel this? After we've been doing all this 0:24:13.400 --> 0:24:17.439 work and research for five years? Five months? He's like, 0:24:17.600 --> 0:24:20.520 I really hate to hear that you don't want to 0:24:20.560 --> 0:24:22.520 go through with this deal after five months all this 0:24:22.680 --> 0:24:25.760 and I'm like, oh my god, Oh my god. 0:24:26.000 --> 0:24:28.880 Usually it's just golf games falling apart on the back nine. 0:24:29.040 --> 0:24:30.720 And I'm just like, this is this is not good. 0:24:31.040 --> 0:24:32.960 I feel so bad, Like I'm like I shouldn't be 0:24:33.040 --> 0:24:33.720 witnessing this. 0:24:34.160 --> 0:24:37.000 I'm gonna slice to the right make Larry feel a 0:24:37.040 --> 0:24:39.359 little bit better about the business deal gone south. 0:24:39.920 --> 0:24:41.840 And you know we're playing skins. We're playing for money, 0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:44.080 so now I don't want to win. I'm like this, dude, 0:24:44.240 --> 0:24:44.760 oh you. 0:24:45.000 --> 0:24:49.320 Take him for more money. After the business deal falls through. 0:24:51.040 --> 0:24:53.800 And that's the thing. And so he he gets this 0:24:54.080 --> 0:24:55.840 new you know, And I don't know if he's on 0:24:55.880 --> 0:24:59.720 commission or how it works. I would assume there's some 0:24:59.800 --> 0:25:02.720 kind of commission aspect to his job. Is this the dad? 0:25:03.080 --> 0:25:03.760 Now this is the sun? 0:25:03.840 --> 0:25:06.480 Okay, because I'm envisioning this guy's like seventy. 0:25:06.480 --> 0:25:09.320 No, no, oh, the dad is like seventy okay, but 0:25:09.400 --> 0:25:12.560 the son is probably thirty five. Got it, got three kids, 0:25:12.840 --> 0:25:17.840 a wife, all that, the perfect Tennessee life. And so 0:25:17.880 --> 0:25:20.399 then he finishes up whole eleven. Why we're teeing off 0:25:20.480 --> 0:25:24.960 on twelve? Oh? Did he finished on thirteen? Oh? No, No, 0:25:25.000 --> 0:25:26.840 he had to just catch up to us, got it? 0:25:27.600 --> 0:25:30.400 And then twelve I had to pee, man, I had 0:25:30.400 --> 0:25:33.960 to pee, and so I go behind a tree, beauty. 0:25:34.160 --> 0:25:37.080 Guess what, There's no one out there, So it doesn't 0:25:37.160 --> 0:25:38.720 matter what tree I go behind. 0:25:38.800 --> 0:25:40.960 You don't have to watch for the women, kids, get 0:25:40.960 --> 0:25:43.600 called a predator, have to put yourself on a website, 0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:45.720 don't have to worry about the cart girls seeing the 0:25:46.240 --> 0:25:47.040 dog out. 0:25:46.880 --> 0:25:48.920 You know what I mean? None of that? You got bazer? 0:25:48.960 --> 0:25:51.920 What are you guys doing? We're peeing and we're trying 0:25:51.920 --> 0:25:52.640 to do it real quick. 0:25:52.640 --> 0:25:55.280 So some other guy doesn't report us, and then Justin 0:25:55.359 --> 0:25:57.479 comes out and he goes, I'm sorry, I have a 0:25:57.520 --> 0:26:01.440 microscopic penis. Okay, Justin Hilariously, guys, we're just trying to 0:26:01.440 --> 0:26:03.280 go to the bathroom before this guy that cuts through 0:26:03.560 --> 0:26:04.360 is gonna see us. 0:26:05.119 --> 0:26:07.919 So I go behind the tree and I go to 0:26:08.000 --> 0:26:13.840 unbuckle my shorts. And here's the problem. My golf shorts 0:26:13.920 --> 0:26:17.679 are fifteen years old. They used to be black. They 0:26:17.680 --> 0:26:20.040 are almost faded to gray. Yeah, we got to get 0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:23.720 you some new gear. And as I go to unbutton them, 0:26:24.480 --> 0:26:28.200 the button that was hanging on by a string there. 0:26:28.200 --> 0:26:32.240 It goes, oh boy, So now I have no button 0:26:32.760 --> 0:26:35.600 on my shorts. You're gonna have to pull it off. 0:26:35.640 --> 0:26:39.520 I don't know how, though. Luckily I have a belt on, 0:26:40.720 --> 0:26:43.520 so I'm able to do the belt a little bit tighter, 0:26:43.560 --> 0:26:45.640 so you can't even notice that my button's gone. Yeh, 0:26:45.680 --> 0:26:47.639 you're good. But the only problems when you have no 0:26:47.680 --> 0:26:52.159 button it keeps unzipping. Yeah. So we're sitting there and 0:26:52.200 --> 0:26:54.600 we get on the twelfth green. No one notices, and 0:26:54.640 --> 0:26:57.840 we're packing up our stuff and I look up and 0:26:57.920 --> 0:27:05.840 here comes a jeep Grand Cherokee driving on the golf course. Wow, oh, 0:27:06.080 --> 0:27:08.040 sounds like there's a marshal of the course. He didn't 0:27:08.040 --> 0:27:12.720 get the memo. He comes down the cart path, there's 0:27:12.760 --> 0:27:17.399 a creek. The grand Cherokee drives over the bridge of 0:27:17.560 --> 0:27:23.080 the creek, drives down the cart path and there's an 0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:26.320 exit into a neighborhood behind the golf course. Drives right 0:27:26.440 --> 0:27:31.159 down it out into the neighborhood, cut some corners on 0:27:31.200 --> 0:27:33.600 your way commute home. And I looked at them, I said, hey, 0:27:33.600 --> 0:27:36.000 does that save like an hour here in Columbia that 0:27:36.040 --> 0:27:38.680 he can just cut through the golf course, Like, I mean, 0:27:38.760 --> 0:27:40.920 maybe say some ten seconds to go around the block. 0:27:41.040 --> 0:27:43.840 But and they're like, I don't know who that was, 0:27:43.920 --> 0:27:45.800 But golly, I didn't know they just drive on the 0:27:45.800 --> 0:27:49.680 golf course. Who knew that a grand Cherokee could fit 0:27:49.800 --> 0:27:53.280 on the cart path. Yeah, it'd be tough. And it 0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:55.159 was just a we're sitting there, you know, we're the 0:27:55.160 --> 0:27:56.680 only ones on the golf course. All of a sudden 0:27:56.680 --> 0:27:59.120 you see a grand Cherokee coming down. I'm like, oh man, 0:27:59.160 --> 0:28:02.679 we're busted trouble. I thought we were in trouble. I 0:28:02.680 --> 0:28:04.840 was like, damn it, this dude told me we could 0:28:04.880 --> 0:28:07.160 play because he had a key to the carpet. 0:28:07.560 --> 0:28:10.480 No, it's just Nick nine to five coming on home. 0:28:10.800 --> 0:28:13.080 Wife called him, going home to see the wife and kids. 0:28:13.119 --> 0:28:15.120 He just driving through the golf course instead of going 0:28:15.160 --> 0:28:15.800 around the block. 0:28:15.960 --> 0:28:21.439 Whatever. Cool. So we finish up the round, dude, amazing, 0:28:21.600 --> 0:28:26.280 who won? It was a dead heat, nine skins to 0:28:26.480 --> 0:28:30.720 nine skins. We're going to a nineteenth now they they no, no, no, 0:28:30.760 --> 0:28:36.040 actually no, wrong, wrong, sorry. On number seventeen, I made 0:28:36.080 --> 0:28:40.160 the par putt. We were two and one, two holes 0:28:40.240 --> 0:28:42.840 up with one to play. So they said they wanted 0:28:42.840 --> 0:28:47.200 to do double or nothing on eighteen, I said, deal. 0:28:47.080 --> 0:28:49.360 Why would you agree to that when you're guaranteed to win? 0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:53.720 Why would you not want more money? Oh? Double or nothing. 0:28:53.720 --> 0:28:56.959 I'm looking at forty dollars in my pocket on a 0:28:57.000 --> 0:28:59.880 free round of golf at a private course that we 0:29:00.040 --> 0:29:01.200 we had to ourselves. 0:29:02.120 --> 0:29:05.720 I'm in honey, I'm coming home late with extra money though. 0:29:05.840 --> 0:29:08.440 Yeah, And so I step up on the tea box 0:29:08.560 --> 0:29:13.160 way right, All right, it's a par five steven steps up, 0:29:13.480 --> 0:29:17.880 way right. Who's that your partner? Yeah, that's my partner. 0:29:18.400 --> 0:29:19.320 Took me eighteen holes. 0:29:19.400 --> 0:29:22.760 Learn your partner, But go Larry right down the middle, 0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:29.840 JP J T TP way right. So we're all in 0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:33.200 the right. And what do you know, Larry pars it, 0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:37.440 I boge it. They win the whole squad dooche? We 0:29:37.480 --> 0:29:38.200 win no money? 0:29:38.280 --> 0:29:41.320 And what you realize with skins game and also playing 0:29:41.360 --> 0:29:45.440 your buddies a lot of times ends in a tie. 0:29:45.480 --> 0:29:46.800 The game of golf is weird. 0:29:46.840 --> 0:29:50.280 It's basketball blowout. 0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:53.440 Yeah, Rizzl's got blown out again, NBA. 0:29:53.640 --> 0:29:57.360 You got blowouts where golf is usually pretty tight. And 0:29:57.480 --> 0:29:59.480 especially with the way you guys played it was what'd 0:29:59.480 --> 0:30:00.880 you play? What's a called skins? 0:30:00.960 --> 0:30:01.400 Skins? 0:30:01.440 --> 0:30:04.640 And then but you also played scrabble what is it called? No? 0:30:04.800 --> 0:30:06.960 You only you played your ball. It's just a score 0:30:07.000 --> 0:30:08.800 on the hole. Whoever had the you know, if one 0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:09.720 person got a par and. 0:30:09.960 --> 0:30:12.480 With the better one, yes, yeah, So because of that scoring, 0:30:12.560 --> 0:30:14.000 it's gonna be pretty tight. 0:30:13.920 --> 0:30:17.200 Pretty tight. No one's gonna lose a significant amount of 0:30:17.200 --> 0:30:20.240 money because we're all not very even. But one hole 0:30:20.280 --> 0:30:21.920 you can have a good hole, and if me giving 0:30:21.920 --> 0:30:24.520 it a stroke every hole made it very even. The 0:30:24.520 --> 0:30:27.920 teams were perfectly matched. Dang, you were given a stroke 0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:34.920 every hole. Bro TP was a six plus six golfer. 0:30:35.240 --> 0:30:37.520 That's what I'm saying. That's crazy. They must have been 0:30:37.760 --> 0:30:40.560 real good. Yeah, that's fun. 0:30:40.600 --> 0:30:42.360 I mean that's different than what I was dealing with. 0:30:42.400 --> 0:30:43.800 I did five hours. 0:30:43.480 --> 0:30:45.600 And thirteen holes. Well, Larry played a little bit of 0:30:45.600 --> 0:30:47.920 a different game, twenty four hours apart. I mean, Larry 0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:49.560 was a little bit better than me. So he got 0:30:49.560 --> 0:30:51.880 strokes on certain holes, but not every. 0:30:51.600 --> 0:30:54.840 Hole a par three, oh strokes right like par five though, 0:30:54.920 --> 0:30:55.600 got a stroke. 0:30:55.800 --> 0:30:59.000 Things like that. So it was a great day. And 0:30:59.040 --> 0:31:02.120 I'm like, hey, man, take off our hats, thanks man, 0:31:02.160 --> 0:31:04.120 thanks for having me. This was I mean, I don't 0:31:04.120 --> 0:31:06.040 know how we got this private course, but it turned 0:31:06.080 --> 0:31:08.320 I mean, what a beautiful day. Guys like we had 0:31:08.360 --> 0:31:12.400 no rain, nothing, and they're like, yeah, man, cool man, 0:31:12.600 --> 0:31:15.400 all right. They're like, hey, you got ton of grass, 0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:20.280 something to eat. I'm like, you know what, I'm starving. 0:31:21.480 --> 0:31:23.800 Let's go eat. Let's talk business. 0:31:24.000 --> 0:31:27.640 So businessman making business deals, trying to gag down money. 0:31:27.760 --> 0:31:30.320 We go to downtown Columbia and I'll tell you what 0:31:30.400 --> 0:31:31.440 happened right after this. 0:31:36.880 --> 0:31:38.640 Oh Wendy's, how can I take your order? 0:31:38.960 --> 0:31:40.760 No, no, Wendy's. Man, I was gonna have to stop 0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:43.640 at a Wendy's or a Dairy Queen, or a McDonald's 0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:47.440 or a mcbangor whatever it was. But they invited me 0:31:47.480 --> 0:31:49.880 to go eat. Welcome to Goodburger, Home of the good Burger. 0:31:49.960 --> 0:31:53.040 How gonna take your order? I'm like, yeah, man, I'm hungry. 0:31:53.120 --> 0:31:55.640 I need to eat. So we go. So, man, how's 0:31:55.680 --> 0:31:59.560 your sex life? Larry? So we sit down. We're just 0:31:59.600 --> 0:32:05.560 sitting there chilling and looking around. They come get our orders. 0:32:05.560 --> 0:32:07.080 I'll take a water, man, I'll just take a water. 0:32:07.120 --> 0:32:09.719 I'm so thirsty. Do you want apps? Yeah? I want apps, man, 0:32:09.760 --> 0:32:12.680 I need some apps. Like give me the buffalo chicken dick, 0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:15.240 give me some shrimp. We know how you order. 0:32:15.280 --> 0:32:17.800 It's impatient and you name five things at the exact 0:32:17.880 --> 0:32:18.400 same time. 0:32:18.800 --> 0:32:20.960 Well, this dude had I haven't eaten since nine thirty. 0:32:22.080 --> 0:32:24.520 It is now five thirty. We already heard the backstory. 0:32:24.640 --> 0:32:28.320 Okay, we've started with the backstory actually since nine thirty 0:32:28.400 --> 0:32:29.400 the previous morning. 0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:33.040 Yeah, and it comes and I am just like a 0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:37.719 freaking just crushing the buffalo chicken dip and they're like, 0:32:37.760 --> 0:32:42.080 can we have some? I said yeah, And I said 0:32:42.160 --> 0:32:45.000 I'm gonna this bones not feeding you guys up in Nashville. 0:32:45.160 --> 0:32:48.160 I said, I'm gonna like one guy TP. He scoops 0:32:48.160 --> 0:32:50.160 it on his plate and is just eating it like casually. 0:32:50.200 --> 0:32:52.320 And I was like, I'm not scooping it on a plate. 0:32:52.360 --> 0:32:54.120 I'm just gonna trust you guys not to double dip. 0:32:54.200 --> 0:32:56.040 I'm going I'm going just straight from the bowl. I 0:32:56.040 --> 0:32:58.920 ain't got time. I probably ate ninety percent of the 0:32:58.960 --> 0:32:59.800 buffalo chicken dip. 0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:02.480 Yeah, and TP has probably been scolded at home before, 0:33:02.640 --> 0:33:03.560 got a strict wife. 0:33:03.640 --> 0:33:06.320 Yeah, eating like that, Come on, and then the shrimp 0:33:06.360 --> 0:33:10.080 never came that. We never got the shrimp, so don't 0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:11.959 know what happened to that, if we canceled that or whatever. 0:33:12.640 --> 0:33:16.680 Then I went with the pork chop, and it took 0:33:16.720 --> 0:33:18.520 forever for the pork shop to get out there. I 0:33:18.520 --> 0:33:20.440 mean it took forever. I mean I am just like, 0:33:20.520 --> 0:33:24.280 come on, got the pork chop, got the baked sweet potato, 0:33:24.720 --> 0:33:26.440 and got the soup of the day, which is like 0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:27.520 some chicken something. 0:33:27.920 --> 0:33:30.400 You never wanted to be too quick, but you never 0:33:30.480 --> 0:33:32.600 wanted to take the forty five minutes. 0:33:32.440 --> 0:33:35.600 Especially when you got to drive an hour home, like 0:33:35.640 --> 0:33:36.600 you're already tired. 0:33:36.960 --> 0:33:38.640 I mean, you pretty much got home, had to go 0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:40.440 to bed and get up for the big show. 0:33:40.600 --> 0:33:44.400 Correct shhh, that's basically what happened. And then in the 0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:46.760 middle of dinner, I'm like, man, I gotta I gotta 0:33:46.800 --> 0:33:49.880 go pee. I gotta go pee. So where's the bathroom. 0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:51.960 I'll back there on the left, all right, So get up, 0:33:52.360 --> 0:33:53.880 go to the bathroom. And this is you know, my 0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:58.120 my fifteen year old shorts. The button's gone, he lost 0:33:58.200 --> 0:34:01.880 in the fourteen yep. And I go and I go peete, 0:34:01.960 --> 0:34:05.200 and then I go to zip up. Zipper breaks off. 0:34:06.280 --> 0:34:11.680 You're down to the belt and dong. You're basically wearing 0:34:12.120 --> 0:34:13.759 a belt, thog, dude. 0:34:15.560 --> 0:34:18.080 So there's no way to zip up my short Hey man, 0:34:18.080 --> 0:34:20.520 are you having money trouble? Gibbles? All right, let me 0:34:20.600 --> 0:34:23.480 get this dinner. So there's no way to zip up 0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:32.880 my shorts. So my shorts are unbuttoned and unzipped. Dude, dude, 0:34:33.239 --> 0:34:37.120 you look like a hobo. And I'm at a restaurant 0:34:37.160 --> 0:34:40.319 like a steakhouls, and I am like, what do I do? 0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:43.640 The Home of the ninety six er. We are only 0:34:43.800 --> 0:34:46.920 halfway through dinner, and I've got to be in this 0:34:47.040 --> 0:34:54.319 restaurant with no zipper. And no button exposed. Now to 0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:57.880 wrap your raincoat around your waist. So I don't have 0:34:57.920 --> 0:35:01.279 a raincoat, man, I didn't have a rain So I 0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:04.160 sit there and I try to fold the shorts over 0:35:04.200 --> 0:35:07.240 as far as I can, and I pull the belt 0:35:07.360 --> 0:35:11.360 as tight as I can, but you can still see 0:35:11.480 --> 0:35:17.000 the zipper is not zipped. Man, goach. 0:35:17.080 --> 0:35:20.759 I've seen this look and it is by hoboes on 0:35:20.920 --> 0:35:23.000 Broadway who have been through it. 0:35:23.480 --> 0:35:26.560 And I'm just like, people are gonna be like yo, man, 0:35:26.680 --> 0:35:29.920 like what are you doing? Dude? 0:35:30.000 --> 0:35:32.960 If they get a wrong angle, they are gonna see 0:35:33.040 --> 0:35:34.080 your Prince Albert. 0:35:34.760 --> 0:35:39.960 They are gonna see the goods because the zipper is gone. 0:35:40.320 --> 0:35:43.160 I mean, what are the odds that these fifteen year 0:35:43.200 --> 0:35:45.919 old shorts that the button and the zipper are both 0:35:45.960 --> 0:35:47.959 gonna go down in the same day. 0:35:51.760 --> 0:35:55.560 Dude, you're about to be naked. So I'm in the bathroom. 0:35:55.560 --> 0:35:57.160 I mean I'm in the bathroom for way longer than 0:35:57.239 --> 0:35:59.600 it should be for just being because I'm trying to 0:35:59.600 --> 0:36:02.320 figure out to manipulate this. So I untucked the shirt 0:36:02.480 --> 0:36:05.200 and I'm trying to stretch it to make it longer. 0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:07.799 You gotta go that route. It only goes halfway down, 0:36:07.880 --> 0:36:13.359 the zipper man half way down. There's nothing you can do. 0:36:14.680 --> 0:36:16.759 So I'm just like, you know what, I can't just 0:36:16.760 --> 0:36:19.080 stay in here all night. So I just grin and 0:36:19.080 --> 0:36:21.960 Barrett and walk back to the table and try to like, 0:36:22.000 --> 0:36:23.719 as I'm walking, I keep my hands kind of in 0:36:23.719 --> 0:36:24.719 front of me. Yeah. 0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:28.000 Up in Nashville we do some weird dress wise. 0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:32.040 This is actually in style now, you know, hanging out 0:36:33.040 --> 0:36:33.520 and then. 0:36:33.520 --> 0:36:38.759 You know Nashville cowboy, it's the new thing sweeping the nation. 0:36:38.960 --> 0:36:41.560 Guys, what do you get You guys aren't gen z 0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:44.480 ears all these kids when their hanging out. 0:36:45.520 --> 0:36:48.040 So then we just we finished dinner and I don't 0:36:48.080 --> 0:36:50.400 even mention it. I don't even mention it to the guys. 0:36:50.560 --> 0:36:53.160 I don't mention that I have no button. I don't 0:36:53.239 --> 0:36:55.319 mention that I have no zipper. Dude. I do not 0:36:55.400 --> 0:36:58.319 want to make this very uncomfortable for them. So we 0:36:58.480 --> 0:37:01.480 just talk chat it up. Then we go outside the restaurant, 0:37:02.080 --> 0:37:05.520 say our goodbyes, and I get back in the car 0:37:05.640 --> 0:37:08.319 and I drive the hour home. And the best part 0:37:08.360 --> 0:37:11.759 of it was Steven said, Hey, guys, don't worry about it. 0:37:11.760 --> 0:37:13.960 This is on the company tonight. That's what I'm. 0:37:13.800 --> 0:37:18.160 Talking about the bill that's Billy style, free golf, free dinner, 0:37:18.960 --> 0:37:21.400 no button, no zipper, no problem. 0:37:23.200 --> 0:37:25.640 And that was my golfing adventure. 0:37:26.600 --> 0:37:29.640 That was a hole in one. 0:37:30.640 --> 0:37:34.640 I get home, the kids are in bed. It's eight 0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:40.279 twenty or eight eighteen, and I hear Dad Dade, and 0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:43.359 I go downstairs and they're in the middle of their 0:37:43.440 --> 0:37:47.239 last story and they say, Dad, Dad, did you make 0:37:47.239 --> 0:37:51.160 any hole in ones? No? No I didn't, Dad, Dad. 0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:54.640 Did you make any hole in twos? No? No, No, 0:37:54.680 --> 0:37:58.759 I didn't. Birdy on three? No, par dad, Dad. Did 0:37:58.760 --> 0:38:03.359 you make any hole in three? No? No, Dad, Dad? 0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:06.680 Did you make any holes in four? Yeah? And he 0:38:06.760 --> 0:38:10.120 holes in five? Yeah? Yeah, and he holes in six yeah, 0:38:10.160 --> 0:38:11.760 and he holes in seven yeah. 0:38:11.800 --> 0:38:13.560 Did you guys do a snowman Max? 0:38:13.960 --> 0:38:15.640 No? But the most I got was seven. Then my 0:38:15.719 --> 0:38:17.040 kids said, did you hit it in eight? And I 0:38:17.080 --> 0:38:21.320 was like, no, just seven. And then baby box three, Dada, Dada, 0:38:21.560 --> 0:38:23.000 did you hit something in the water. 0:38:23.360 --> 0:38:26.920 Yeah, they'll learn about the snowman with Uncle Justin and Susan. 0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:29.040 And I said, no, no in the water today. Boys, 0:38:29.080 --> 0:38:34.160 They're like, awesome, Dad. Did you get a hole in ten? Nope? Okay, 0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:36.919 then we finished the last story. She said good night, 0:38:38.160 --> 0:38:39.960 and I showed my wife my pants and she goes, 0:38:40.000 --> 0:38:44.719 oh my gosh. She goes, you're so embarrassing. We got 0:38:44.719 --> 0:38:46.360 to get you to Dick today, so we need to 0:38:46.360 --> 0:38:50.000 get down there and buy some new shorts. Man. That's it. Wow. 0:38:50.080 --> 0:38:53.879 That was the golf adventure. Man. Wow. And with that, 0:38:54.040 --> 0:39:00.400 we'll take a break. Now let me hear your hilarious story. 0:39:00.880 --> 0:39:03.840 It pales in comparison, but let me tell it. So 0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:05.000 Baser wants. 0:39:04.760 --> 0:39:05.680 To go to a course. 0:39:05.880 --> 0:39:07.440 And you know I always say we do brunch, we'll 0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:08.360 do food and drinks. 0:39:08.440 --> 0:39:10.400 Yeah, so this one we just said, hey. 0:39:10.200 --> 0:39:13.440 We're swinging by it. We were at the mall girl stuff. 0:39:13.480 --> 0:39:15.600 I have no idea what we were doing. And she goes, 0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:18.080 let's swing by get one drink. I said, cool, I've 0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:21.359 never checked out this clubhouse. Why not I've already diffuse, Yeah, 0:39:21.360 --> 0:39:23.239 I've already gone to one clubhouse and not played. And 0:39:23.280 --> 0:39:24.840 I sit there with my wife and I feel like 0:39:24.920 --> 0:39:28.880 a why not go on? We go to another clubhouse, 0:39:28.920 --> 0:39:32.120 sit there and feel like a But so we go 0:39:32.239 --> 0:39:35.640 up there and at the very top there's no no sound. 0:39:35.760 --> 0:39:40.040 There's five TVs, not one of them's on. Okay, okay, 0:39:40.880 --> 0:39:42.440 and so there we are. 0:39:42.880 --> 0:39:44.000 We order from the lady. 0:39:44.600 --> 0:39:49.600 She's in her forties, I would say, doing a great 0:39:49.719 --> 0:39:53.440 service serving gentlemen beers and doing this, doing that. It 0:39:53.480 --> 0:39:56.200 was a tournament, so there's stuff going on. Okay, a 0:39:56.200 --> 0:39:58.440 lot of action. Yes, So as we were there, there's 0:39:58.480 --> 0:40:01.239 a guy coming in. Oh, par three, we got to 0:40:01.280 --> 0:40:03.920 turn it back into a par four. Oh hey, hey March, Hey, Sarah, 0:40:04.000 --> 0:40:07.239 hey March. The times in the past i've actually gone 0:40:07.320 --> 0:40:10.120 up there, not with my wife, but it's been a 0:40:10.239 --> 0:40:12.919 vibrant staff. TV's are bang and it's good. They got 0:40:12.920 --> 0:40:16.680 a golden tea, so usually you know they got a 0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:17.279 little bit going on. 0:40:17.320 --> 0:40:17.759 You go up there. 0:40:17.840 --> 0:40:21.040 This time it's crickets and then it's confusion because the 0:40:21.040 --> 0:40:26.720 tournament ended and the lady charges us and she swipes 0:40:26.760 --> 0:40:31.080 our cards, takes our cards, and me and my wife 0:40:31.080 --> 0:40:31.759 are just standing there. 0:40:31.719 --> 0:40:32.640 And we're both look at each other. 0:40:32.719 --> 0:40:35.280 We don't have our drinks, and the lady's now behind 0:40:35.320 --> 0:40:38.680 the bar, and both of our drinks are just sitting 0:40:38.719 --> 0:40:40.960 over there on the other side of the like behind 0:40:41.000 --> 0:40:43.480 the counter where you can't reach I can't reach them. 0:40:43.600 --> 0:40:45.520 A white clawn and ultra and we're just sitting there. 0:40:46.480 --> 0:40:49.640 The lady's guy comes around. He apparently works there. They 0:40:49.680 --> 0:40:52.040 give each other a kiss. They're just chilling. Love that. 0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:55.160 Hey, love so, and I'm in a great mood. I 0:40:55.200 --> 0:40:57.600 believe it was a Friday. I'm in no rush. I'll 0:40:57.600 --> 0:40:59.319 wait there all day. I'm not gonna say, hey, man, 0:40:59.400 --> 0:41:01.520 you didn't give us our drinks. But you charge this 0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:03.840 awkwardly and actually I don't even know if you've swiped 0:41:03.880 --> 0:41:05.520 my card. Did you hit me? Because I never got 0:41:05.520 --> 0:41:08.160 a tip. Usually everybody wants a tip. So we're still 0:41:08.200 --> 0:41:11.239 standing there a couple minutes, three minutes, four minutes, lady 0:41:11.280 --> 0:41:12.240 gets another kiss. 0:41:12.360 --> 0:41:15.440 Now she's turning on the TVs. Okay, turning on the TVs. 0:41:15.480 --> 0:41:18.400 We're still sitting there. No drinks, no drinks, no drinks. 0:41:18.520 --> 0:41:23.120 The lady turns the Players Championship on the week after 0:41:23.160 --> 0:41:25.400 the Masters, So what does that tell you? 0:41:27.000 --> 0:41:27.759 That's old? 0:41:28.440 --> 0:41:33.120 And these idiots at the there was a couple people 0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:37.239 of the staff start watching the TV. They're watching a 0:41:37.480 --> 0:41:41.799 replay of the Players Championship from three years ago, and 0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:46.520 they don't realize it, and I go, yeah, they always 0:41:46.560 --> 0:41:49.880 play the Players right after the Masters. Man, this is crazy. 0:41:50.960 --> 0:41:53.320 Nobody gets the joke because they all think it's live. 0:41:54.719 --> 0:41:57.480 Me and Baz are still standing there waiting for our drinks. 0:41:58.280 --> 0:42:00.680 The lady has gone on to do other things. She's 0:42:00.719 --> 0:42:04.080 taking the dishwasher out, wiping the counters off, and at 0:42:04.080 --> 0:42:06.319 this point, I've been show them for five minutes and 0:42:06.360 --> 0:42:08.720 she still hasn't realized she didn't give us our drinks. 0:42:09.080 --> 0:42:12.759 I'm like, you know what, why not be brass sh 0:42:13.400 --> 0:42:17.840 It's America say something. I go, excuse me, I'm so confused. 0:42:17.880 --> 0:42:21.480 Is this like a black Mirror episode? You never handed 0:42:21.600 --> 0:42:26.120 us our drinks? And she goes, what And she looks 0:42:26.120 --> 0:42:29.160 back and goes, huh, I have never done that in 0:42:29.200 --> 0:42:32.080 my ten year career, not giving a good person their drinks. 0:42:32.760 --> 0:42:34.919 And she turns around and grabs. 0:42:34.600 --> 0:42:36.640 Them and hands them to us, and we sit there 0:42:36.640 --> 0:42:44.239 and watch a recorded episode of the Players Championship. It 0:42:44.280 --> 0:42:47.320 was Deshambo. Deshambo took it, guys, Oh, it might have 0:42:47.360 --> 0:42:50.080 been Rory. It actually was Fouler from like ten years ago. Wow, 0:42:50.239 --> 0:42:53.000 and he doesn't even play on the tour anymore. And 0:42:53.080 --> 0:42:55.360 I go, Baser, we better be drinking this in about 0:42:55.360 --> 0:42:59.600 two seconds because what just happened, And I will never 0:42:59.680 --> 0:43:02.400 be back. And what happened to the gen z that 0:43:02.480 --> 0:43:03.920 was up here a couple of weeks ago? There was 0:43:04.000 --> 0:43:07.080 just slanging drinks at you that HadAM faster before you 0:43:07.080 --> 0:43:08.319 can even pull your wallet out. 0:43:09.200 --> 0:43:12.440 Huh first for everything? Hey, you thought you were on 0:43:12.520 --> 0:43:14.840 boiling points? Remember that on MGB they sit there and 0:43:14.880 --> 0:43:17.680 mess with you until you blow up in my own 0:43:17.800 --> 0:43:21.640 candid camera, like what is happening? And bays are so polite. 0:43:21.840 --> 0:43:23.479 I think she would have sat there for an hour 0:43:23.520 --> 0:43:26.680 and not said anything me five to ten minute wind, 0:43:26.760 --> 0:43:28.200 I was like, I gotta say something, What the hell's 0:43:28.239 --> 0:43:28.520 going on? 0:43:28.560 --> 0:43:31.760 Five to ten minutes? How about five to ten seconds? 0:43:31.880 --> 0:43:35.560 Dude? I was in a rare, courteous mood and it 0:43:35.600 --> 0:43:39.560 was just like it. It was one for the record books, man, 0:43:39.680 --> 0:43:41.960 A course that you don't have to pay for, and 0:43:42.040 --> 0:43:45.680 a recorded episode of the players with drinkless drinks. 0:43:46.239 --> 0:43:50.840 Hallelujah. Want a time on the course baby, and golf 0:43:50.920 --> 0:43:54.600 is amazing. It is. I'm gonna read one email before 0:43:54.600 --> 0:43:57.920 we go home. Yeah yeah, and it's someone they want 0:43:57.960 --> 0:44:00.160 to set the record straight, is how they put it, 0:44:00.880 --> 0:44:03.279 because I guess there's rumors going around as something that 0:44:03.320 --> 0:44:05.319 they did or they happened, but they want to set 0:44:05.360 --> 0:44:09.680 the record straight. And here we go. Oh you lost 0:44:09.719 --> 0:44:15.200 the you lost that clip. It has been recorded over. Okay, 0:44:15.360 --> 0:44:18.680 I guess I can still read it. Here we go. Coaches, 0:44:20.320 --> 0:44:22.440 you were talking about thunder and lightning at the beginning 0:44:22.480 --> 0:44:24.239 of the pod the other day, and I got excited 0:44:24.480 --> 0:44:27.520 that you got half the guys right. Original thunder and 0:44:27.600 --> 0:44:30.959 lightning was Will Clark and Rafayel palm Merrow at Mississippi 0:44:30.960 --> 0:44:34.880 State put some respect on it. Also, I guess I 0:44:34.920 --> 0:44:38.040 have to tell the real story if it keeps coming up. 0:44:38.640 --> 0:44:42.239 I was dancing around cheese fully clothed, and a couple 0:44:42.320 --> 0:44:45.120 of coaches put dollar bills in my shirt at the convention, 0:44:45.640 --> 0:44:49.839 so then naturally the shirt came unbuttoned, but never came 0:44:49.920 --> 0:44:53.200 completely off. Then when security had enough of the show, 0:44:53.520 --> 0:44:55.760 they asked me to button it up, and I did, 0:44:56.000 --> 0:45:00.040 no problem. I wasn't asked to leave or escort it 0:45:00.120 --> 0:45:04.120 out until after the open bar happy hour, which was amazing, 0:45:04.840 --> 0:45:07.759 was closed and they started kicking everyone out from the 0:45:07.800 --> 0:45:11.239 group because they were tired of sore losers nation, and 0:45:11.320 --> 0:45:14.480 I just happened to be the first one asked to leave. Also, 0:45:15.120 --> 0:45:21.040 Buddy glass is the worst. Sincerely your friend, Taylor Callaway. Yep, 0:45:21.440 --> 0:45:24.960 thank you. Record has been set straight there it is. Ah, 0:45:25.080 --> 0:45:26.920 you guys have a good Wednesday. Man, I gotta head 0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:31.880 down to Di's. I gotta get some new golf shorts. Yeah. 0:45:31.960 --> 0:45:34.279 I don't know what I'm gonna do. But it's weird 0:45:34.280 --> 0:45:36.799 because I had a picture on my timeline, let me 0:45:37.360 --> 0:45:41.919 on my Facebook timeline of those shorts. They popped up 0:45:42.480 --> 0:45:45.640 and it was me playing golf with my buddy Oscar 0:45:46.680 --> 0:45:49.640 down in Austin, and I said, dude, can you believe 0:45:50.680 --> 0:45:54.120 that I still wear these shorts? And I'm trying to 0:45:54.120 --> 0:45:58.760 see when I sent him this text there it is Nope, 0:45:59.520 --> 0:46:03.200 that was when December fourth, I mean when did I send? 0:46:03.280 --> 0:46:06.279 I mean, come on, you're gonna be amazed. They make 0:46:06.360 --> 0:46:07.880 some comfy shorts, now. 0:46:08.120 --> 0:46:10.040 Do they. I mean, I have not put on a 0:46:10.080 --> 0:46:12.640 new pair of golf shorts. I'm telling you, in fifteen years. 0:46:12.760 --> 0:46:15.000 That's actually one of the things that hasn't changed. They 0:46:15.040 --> 0:46:18.480 probably still look the exact same. There's no new form 0:46:18.520 --> 0:46:22.560 of aerodynamics or mesh. It's I'd swear there's the same 0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:23.759 exact material as it was. 0:46:24.080 --> 0:46:26.080 Yeah, and I don't even know how much golf shorts 0:46:26.160 --> 0:46:29.319 cost now, because I haven't bought them in so long, 0:46:29.360 --> 0:46:30.320 I haven't even looked. 0:46:30.360 --> 0:46:32.680 You want to know an outside dark horse. 0:46:33.040 --> 0:46:36.080 Yeah, Justin went to Walmart. 0:46:36.600 --> 0:46:39.240 He got a golf shirt and golf shorts for thirty 0:46:39.239 --> 0:46:43.799 five bucks. Really, and he also got titleist balls for 0:46:43.880 --> 0:46:46.920 that same thirty five amount. The person forgot to ring 0:46:47.000 --> 0:46:48.000 up the titleist balls. 0:46:48.360 --> 0:46:52.239 That's even better, Ray, if I could be so fortunate 0:46:52.760 --> 0:46:56.200 here it is, I said twenty sixteen, we've played golf 0:46:56.239 --> 0:47:00.120 in Austin. I still wear these shorts today. There's it's 0:47:00.120 --> 0:47:03.080 so faded now that they look gray, and they're faded 0:47:03.160 --> 0:47:06.520 like your golf game because you don't play anymore. And 0:47:06.520 --> 0:47:09.080 that was on August April twenty nine, twenty twenty four, 0:47:09.120 --> 0:47:11.080 So that has been a year and I'd still won 0:47:11.120 --> 0:47:13.359 those same shorts. So you have friends that have given 0:47:13.440 --> 0:47:16.280 up on the game. Yeah, Oscar has totally given up, dude, 0:47:16.400 --> 0:47:20.000 totally given up. He was obsessed for about three years. 0:47:20.000 --> 0:47:23.360 He played like three times a week. Business calls, business 0:47:23.360 --> 0:47:26.279 meetings were always on the golf course. Now he don't 0:47:26.280 --> 0:47:27.880 even know what a golf club looks like. Dude. 0:47:28.000 --> 0:47:31.080 Yeah, I think Billy still plays the exact same amount 0:47:31.440 --> 0:47:34.000 Danny fort laudreal. Dany plays a little bit more now 0:47:34.040 --> 0:47:36.719 that he lives in Florida, But Mike Miller lives in 0:47:36.760 --> 0:47:39.880 a mountain area, Vail, and I don't think there's a 0:47:39.920 --> 0:47:41.520 lot of time to golf, so I believe he doesn't 0:47:41.520 --> 0:47:44.160 even play golf anymore. And he was awesome. He was 0:47:44.200 --> 0:47:45.640 the best of the great Viller was the best. 0:47:45.680 --> 0:47:47.920 He taught me a lot of stuff. We would go 0:47:47.960 --> 0:47:50.799 play at Bluebonnet. That's amazing. I'm gonna tell you what 0:47:50.880 --> 0:47:56.759 chess Day's dad phenomenal golfer, phenomenal. A couple months ago. 0:47:57.239 --> 0:48:00.359 I believe he's sixty nine or seventy. He shot his age. 0:48:01.280 --> 0:48:06.759 She shot his age. Dude, that's unbelievable. And I do 0:48:06.840 --> 0:48:09.799 want to say shout out to Bucky Godbolt because that 0:48:09.960 --> 0:48:13.360 man is the mayor of Austin. And I said, hey, Bucky, 0:48:13.400 --> 0:48:15.960 I need a tea time next Friday with for Garrett, 0:48:16.680 --> 0:48:21.759 Greg and Jacob, and Bucky Godbolt said, I got your son, 0:48:21.960 --> 0:48:24.040 I got you And he got me a tea time 0:48:24.120 --> 0:48:24.960 next Friday. 0:48:26.600 --> 0:48:32.839 Speaking of the past, Bucky Gollbolt, Bucky god Bolt from 0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:37.359 our past, remember coach. Yes, we had a falling out 0:48:37.400 --> 0:48:38.239 over the merchandise. 0:48:38.280 --> 0:48:38.960 That said coach. 0:48:39.000 --> 0:48:41.440 He actually gave us that name coach because they used 0:48:41.440 --> 0:48:43.759 to say it at the Indianapolis Colts. They always called 0:48:43.760 --> 0:48:46.440 each other coach. We started doing that at the old studios. 0:48:46.760 --> 0:48:49.160 Then there was a falling out. He moved, he was 0:48:49.200 --> 0:48:53.400 mad at us for the merch I just texted him today, 0:48:54.040 --> 0:48:56.359 really because I was clean out voicemails and he had 0:48:56.400 --> 0:48:59.160 left me a voicemail and I go, hey, Coach, just 0:48:59.160 --> 0:49:02.000 want to let you know Green Cleaners closed. It was 0:49:02.000 --> 0:49:06.040 his favorite cleaning place, Dry cleaning. They changed over like 0:49:06.120 --> 0:49:08.640 Tide Corporate. Oh, and he goes, I still have a 0:49:08.719 --> 0:49:11.760 jacket there, it's blue in color, waist length. 0:49:11.960 --> 0:49:12.799 Pick it up for me. 0:49:14.600 --> 0:49:17.920 I said, perfect. Your interview with Edgar and James was great. 0:49:18.120 --> 0:49:21.520 I'm unfamiliar with your work And he said, thanks, Coach, 0:49:21.800 --> 0:49:24.719 I'm unfamiliar with your work. Is my book title coming 0:49:24.760 --> 0:49:27.799 out in January? And I said, miss your man and 0:49:27.880 --> 0:49:32.200 he concluded with miss my buddies in Nashville. Damn, you 0:49:32.239 --> 0:49:40.200 guys are fun. We're friends again. We're friends again. Ray. 0:49:40.360 --> 0:49:43.040 That was an inspirational episode. 0:49:43.120 --> 0:49:46.200 That brought tears in my eyes, that you guys reconnected 0:49:46.280 --> 0:49:50.360 like that. That's that's amazing. Did should I play his voicemail? 0:49:50.800 --> 0:49:51.239 Do you have it? 0:49:51.800 --> 0:49:53.360 I'd saved it because it was so funny. 0:49:53.360 --> 0:49:54.160 Please let me hear it. 0:49:54.239 --> 0:49:55.920 Like this guy's the coolest guy ever. 0:49:56.880 --> 0:49:59.600 I love that he left you a voicemail. Who knew? 0:50:00.280 --> 0:50:02.960 Well, it's from years ago. Nobody does that anymore. 0:50:03.440 --> 0:50:05.960 I still leave voicemails. I don't know about you. I 0:50:06.000 --> 0:50:09.200 want people to hear my voice. Got it, man, two 0:50:09.200 --> 0:50:12.839 thousand and fifteen. That is a what date? 0:50:14.160 --> 0:50:16.040 December twenty first, twenty fifteen. 0:50:16.560 --> 0:50:23.200 Okay, nine years ago, nine years four months? See it? Man? 0:50:24.600 --> 0:50:27.080 I can't hear it. That's Amy. I don't want to 0:50:27.080 --> 0:50:35.880 hear Amy. Can you turn it up? There? We go? 0:50:37.600 --> 0:50:42.200 Ohch I'm driving to Michigan through Indiana, and I stopped 0:50:42.200 --> 0:50:44.840 at this little casino that I usually hit when I 0:50:44.880 --> 0:50:47.480 lived here, and I do the same thing. I put 0:50:47.520 --> 0:50:49.120 two hundred bucks in my pocket and I go to 0:50:49.200 --> 0:50:51.000 the high Limit room and I play that Wheel of 0:50:51.040 --> 0:50:54.960 Fortune high Limit that's twenty five dollars a spin. So 0:50:55.000 --> 0:50:57.600 I got four spins on the first hundred nothing and 0:50:57.640 --> 0:50:59.800 on my second set of spins on the second hundred 0:51:00.239 --> 0:51:04.160 twenty five got paid, got back in the car about 0:51:04.239 --> 0:51:08.000 nine minutes. About nine minutes worth of work in the 0:51:08.040 --> 0:51:11.520 door when Dip paid out the door under ten minutes. 0:51:12.239 --> 0:51:14.919 That's the way to roll, right there, Coach twenty five 0:51:15.560 --> 0:51:18.399 hundred fans. All right, I'll see you. Hope you're having 0:51:18.440 --> 0:51:25.160 a good time in the holiday see you. 0:51:29.040 --> 0:51:32.160 That's great, man, I almost forgot what his voice sounded like. Man, 0:51:32.719 --> 0:51:36.640 I almost forgot. That is beauty. That was beauty. Minutes 0:51:36.719 --> 0:51:39.960 of work he cleared five hundred. That's what I'm talking about. 0:51:40.000 --> 0:51:42.239 That is what I'm talking about. Man, Hey, we got it. 0:51:42.360 --> 0:51:44.040 That that's just yeah, that's hey.