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Speaker 2: Well we started this once and then lunch Box had

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Scuba came in. Did you leave that in?

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Speaker 1: Or did you just keep going?

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Speaker 2: No, you guys were talking shop. Why the heck would

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I have no idea how this pod works,

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Speaker 1: but I do want to say thank you to the

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Speaker 1: listeners for understanding my predicament on Monday and understanding that

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Speaker 1: we had to jet, we had to get. We had

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Speaker 1: to scat skit scat scootle do flea flot flow and yeah,

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Speaker 1: how are you man?

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Speaker 2: Don't ever wrap again? Are we gonna learn about how

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Speaker 2: the golf went?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna hear all about it. I mean my

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Speaker 1: buddy calls me on or text me on Monday, Hey,

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Speaker 1: can you make it to this golf course by one

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Speaker 1: I mean we are talking within minutes. I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: the pod this long, if I go get my clubs,

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Speaker 1: get on the road, there's no traffic. I don't have

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Speaker 1: able to be there by one nine, and he said,

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Speaker 1: I said, that's perfect. And I said, but it looks

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Speaker 1: Ready for it to blow So I'm like, all right,

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Speaker 1: So I left this building and it is raining, the

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Speaker 1: it's still raining enough. Are we going to start the show?

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Speaker 1: Start the show? Was a tease? Start the show?

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Speaker 3: Since your first time doing radio? He started into hard

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Speaker 3: tell of the story. I was gonna say that was

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Speaker 3: roode of your friend to do that. But Dodd one

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Speaker 3: play it one? So sometimes guys just get a golf

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Speaker 3: they got to play. And I said, DoD, we don't

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Speaker 3: leave this factory till one. Sorry, times have changed. I'm

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Speaker 2: I haven't got an invite to golf with Dodd since

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Speaker 2: it was interesting though, but he knew he was coming

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'm gonna be in town on Monday. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: play golf. He just randomly texts me at you know,

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Speaker 2: When we used to play, all of us together and

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Speaker 1: No, we just showed up. Showed up.

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Speaker 2: That was badu is that's trouble. You never even know

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Speaker 2: if that's why we waited in a line. It was

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Speaker 1: That is what's really hard about golf nowadays. There's a

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna play by yourself. They're like, oh, sorry,

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Speaker 2: If it wasn't easter and I'm being a good dude

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Speaker 1: Here's what's amazing is how much they charge you to

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Speaker 2: Remember when I went with you guys, My cart sucked. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Ray was a leaking something. Maybe you want to get

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live. Arnold, I've remembered he's at Coachella.

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Speaker 2: So he is there at Coachella. He will report back.

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Speaker 2: Apparently he saw Haley Bieber. He saw Bieber there as well.

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Speaker 2: And so so Arnold will report back. He did enjoy

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Speaker 2: the Who's Set tonight. Travis Travon No, it was, uh,

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Speaker 2: Travis got Scott, Travis Scott. He saw Travis Scott. You

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Speaker 2: talk to Arnold about Coachella. Coachella is in Tom Springs.

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Speaker 2: Got a random text from South Beach. He goes, Palm

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Speaker 2: You want those pictures to get there so in thirty

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Speaker 2: it's just that it thing to do if you're especially

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Speaker 2: if you're California, which South Beach always thinks. He's a

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Speaker 2: And it's just it's a it's a I think it's

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Speaker 1: And I guess maybe I'm just not a music festival guy,

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Speaker 1: What about iHeart You're going in two weeks? That's different.

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Speaker 1: I love those festivals. How's a girl, country girl? Shake

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Speaker 1: the one, two three sore losers. What up, everybody? I

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Speaker 1: am lunchbox. I know the most about sports. I'll give

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Speaker 2: Sports genius, y'all. It's Sis and I'm from the North.

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Speaker 2: I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the North side

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Speaker 2: We now live in the country, two point two acres,

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Speaker 2: attack when I'm seventy two and a half years old.

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Speaker 2: Lunch over to you.

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Speaker 1: So, like I was saying about the golf, I run home,

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Speaker 1: And I type in the golf course and it says

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Speaker 1: the fourth person in the crew. Maybe you know, the

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Speaker 2: If your story sucks, you just gave me the biggest

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Speaker 2: light bulb. I have a hilarious story continue about golf

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Speaker 2: and tournament.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, all right, here I go. And I

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Speaker 1: remember in the back of my head him saying, there's

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Speaker 1: no rain down here. It's just if anything, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: blow over. The whole hour drive, I had nothing but

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Speaker 1: is no way we are playing golf.

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Speaker 2: Corey, your friend, it's clear down here. It's clear down here.

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Speaker 2: It may be raining up in Nashville. But south of

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Speaker 1: No rain, and if anything, it's just gonna blow over

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Speaker 1: in about twenty minutes. Country Hills is a great golf course.

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Speaker 1: I think Country Hills is north here.

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Speaker 2: Inside joke, Oh that's what.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got you. And so I said, all right, man,

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Speaker 1: I just keep driving. I am twelve minutes from the

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Speaker 1: most of these you have to. My wife calls me,

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Speaker 2: She's got the weather on, she has the weather eight

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Speaker 2: You are private club material?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? No, no, the gold dower they open. So then

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Speaker 1: No, we're doing next Monday. But why was the tea

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Speaker 1: That wasn't my doing. It was a rebel eyes. I

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Speaker 2: See rain golf sucks, but if it's just you out there, yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I was like all right, so, but instead they

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Speaker 1: Jordan's speed peeking out from behind the clouds. It's branched. Editor.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna squeege ee the course. He no longer's on tour.

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Speaker 1: So it's time to head to the number one t

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Speaker 1: ray and play some golf and I'll tell you all

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Speaker 2: Like I was gonna have to filibuster with a story

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Speaker 1: When your story was fine. It's not over, I know, right,

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Speaker 2: We had a private golf course. Truckers know that watch

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Speaker 1: I wanted you to think that this was gonna turn

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Speaker 1: and I just drove for nothing. That's the artist storytelling.

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Speaker 1: I guess and me and we'll go together the father

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Speaker 1: nobody I know, roll on, yeah, And I step up

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Speaker 2: That's not when you determine the handicap. It's all about

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Speaker 1: I think I bog you. The first hole, all right, cool,

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Speaker 1: I know you ain't never been down to Columbia before,

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Speaker 1: No? Man? You just wait, it'll come.

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Speaker 1: App I know they weren't serious. They were just being funny,

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean if they would have asked me, what

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Speaker 1: Holes, dude, Do you know how fun it is to

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Speaker 1: No Molly's scouts on? No mollys man. We were playing

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Speaker 2: Does it dry quick where you go on short shots

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Speaker 1: There wasn't a lot of mud splat like we did.

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Speaker 2: It's called pick and Place, Pick and Place. Sorry to

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't realize that was the name, and uh

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Speaker 2: Now now now, Peter. This is a pick and place

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Speaker 2: to pick up their ball, clean it off, and place

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00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 2: it back down in the spot.

433
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:33,200
Speaker 1: Now over to ten. That's where we went to number two.

434
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 1: And this is the hard part. We're making the turn

435
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 1: and your boy hadn't had anything to eat. You gotta

436
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:48,000
Speaker 1: get a porky. The course is closed, Lizzie, there's nothing

437
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 1: to get. Yeah, can't get He was like, I can't

438
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,760
Speaker 1: even get in there. He goes, I'm sorry. I couldn't

439
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,080
Speaker 1: get beers out of the concession. You know we're closed today.

440
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 1: Oh so you guys were dry? Huh yeah, yeah.

441
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 2: See that's the thing golf. You're always banking on the clubhouse.

442
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 1: Always banking. So I am so hungry.

443
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 2: Because there you're gonna get teased at if you need

444
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 2: emergency balls. You got a pork missile, gatorade, a couple ultras.

445
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,960
Speaker 1: And I'm just depressed because I am so hungry my stomach.

446
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,640
Speaker 1: I have this hunger pains because I haven't eaten since

447
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: nine thirty in the morning. That was my last snack.

448
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,639
Speaker 1: That was a break during the big show, and so

449
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,359
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have to tough it out. For the

450
00:22:26,359 --> 00:22:28,000
Speaker 1: next nine holes and then I'm gonna have to find

451
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: the nearest drive through, get me something to eat, and

452
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,360
Speaker 1: get out of there. And so we play. We're playing,

453
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 1: and then man, I felt bad. This is where Larry

454
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,760
Speaker 1: got a call on whole eleven and it was a

455
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:49,119
Speaker 1: business call and it's some dude and he's talking to

456
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 1: him and he's like, so, what's making you change your mind?

457
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 1: And I can't hear what the guy is saying. He goes,

458
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: He's like, sir, He goes, sir, h. We've been working

459
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,880
Speaker 1: on this for the last five months. We were gonna

460
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: wrap this up next week. He's like, is there any

461
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,439
Speaker 1: way I can sit down with you and we can

462
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:16,400
Speaker 1: go over this again? And and this Larry doesn't even

463
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,200
Speaker 1: get to like hole eleven. He's just sitting there on

464
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,920
Speaker 1: the phone. He doesn't even get to play. Oh one

465
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,160
Speaker 1: of those Angelina and she's closing business deals.

466
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 2: When we're out at the bar on a Saturday.

467
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: And then at one point I heard I was like,

468
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: we were number twelve was a part three? And I said, Hey, Steven,

469
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 1: how what's the distance? And I hear this old MANO

470
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 1: what what? He goes, who's this Larry's Bluetooth had switched

471
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 1: over to the music player, and I was talking to

472
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 1: the old man. This business deal has gone south. The

473
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 1: deal did not get closed in Colombia. And I said, Larry, Larry,

474
00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:00,680
Speaker 1: your bluetooth, it's picking up the it switched over. He's like, oh,

475
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: oh cook, Hey, are you still there?

476
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 3: Man?

477
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 2: He's like yeah, but yeah, I'm at the office, just

478
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 2: finishing up some things.

479
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 1: What's up, man? He was like, are you sure you

480
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 1: want to cancel this? After we've been doing all this

481
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:17,439
Speaker 1: work and research for five years? Five months? He's like,

482
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 1: I really hate to hear that you don't want to

483
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 1: go through with this deal after five months all this

484
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, Oh my god.

485
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,880
Speaker 2: Usually it's just golf games falling apart on the back nine.

486
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, this is this is not good.

487
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: I feel so bad, Like I'm like I shouldn't be

488
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: witnessing this.

489
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna slice to the right make Larry feel a

490
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 2: little bit better about the business deal gone south.

491
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: And you know we're playing skins. We're playing for money,

492
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: so now I don't want to win. I'm like this, dude,

493
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 1: oh you.

494
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 2: Take him for more money. After the business deal falls through.

495
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 1: And that's the thing. And so he he gets this

496
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: new you know, And I don't know if he's on

497
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 1: commission or how it works. I would assume there's some

498
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,720
Speaker 1: kind of commission aspect to his job. Is this the dad?

499
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 1: Now this is the sun?

500
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 2: Okay, because I'm envisioning this guy's like seventy.

501
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 1: No, no, oh, the dad is like seventy okay, but

502
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: the son is probably thirty five. Got it, got three kids,

503
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: a wife, all that, the perfect Tennessee life. And so

504
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 1: then he finishes up whole eleven. Why we're teeing off

505
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 1: on twelve? Oh? Did he finished on thirteen? Oh? No, No,

506
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,840
Speaker 1: he had to just catch up to us, got it?

507
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,400
Speaker 1: And then twelve I had to pee, man, I had

508
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 1: to pee, and so I go behind a tree, beauty.

509
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: Guess what, There's no one out there, So it doesn't

510
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 1: matter what tree I go behind.

511
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 2: You don't have to watch for the women, kids, get

512
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 2: called a predator, have to put yourself on a website,

513
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 2: don't have to worry about the cart girls seeing the

514
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,040
Speaker 2: dog out.

515
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? None of that? You got bazer?

516
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 1: What are you guys doing? We're peeing and we're trying

517
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 1: to do it real quick.

518
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 2: So some other guy doesn't report us, and then Justin

519
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:57,479
Speaker 2: comes out and he goes, I'm sorry, I have a

520
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 2: microscopic penis. Okay, Justin Hilariously, guys, we're just trying to

521
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 2: go to the bathroom before this guy that cuts through

522
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,360
Speaker 2: is gonna see us.

523
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 1: So I go behind the tree and I go to

524
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 1: unbuckle my shorts. And here's the problem. My golf shorts

525
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 1: are fifteen years old. They used to be black. They

526
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: are almost faded to gray. Yeah, we got to get

527
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 1: you some new gear. And as I go to unbutton them,

528
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: the button that was hanging on by a string there.

529
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,240
Speaker 1: It goes, oh boy, So now I have no button

530
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 1: on my shorts. You're gonna have to pull it off.

531
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: I don't know how, though. Luckily I have a belt on,

532
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 1: so I'm able to do the belt a little bit tighter,

533
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 1: so you can't even notice that my button's gone. Yeh,

534
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 1: you're good. But the only problems when you have no

535
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 1: button it keeps unzipping. Yeah. So we're sitting there and

536
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: we get on the twelfth green. No one notices, and

537
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: we're packing up our stuff and I look up and

538
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 1: here comes a jeep Grand Cherokee driving on the golf course. Wow, oh,

539
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: sounds like there's a marshal of the course. He didn't

540
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: get the memo. He comes down the cart path, there's

541
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 1: a creek. The grand Cherokee drives over the bridge of

542
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 1: the creek, drives down the cart path and there's an

543
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: exit into a neighborhood behind the golf course. Drives right

544
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:31,159
Speaker 1: down it out into the neighborhood, cut some corners on

545
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: your way commute home. And I looked at them, I said, hey,

546
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 1: does that save like an hour here in Columbia that

547
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,680
Speaker 1: he can just cut through the golf course, Like, I mean,

548
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 1: maybe say some ten seconds to go around the block.

549
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 1: But and they're like, I don't know who that was,

550
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: But golly, I didn't know they just drive on the

551
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: golf course. Who knew that a grand Cherokee could fit

552
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: on the cart path. Yeah, it'd be tough. And it

553
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: was just a we're sitting there, you know, we're the

554
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: only ones on the golf course. All of a sudden

555
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 1: you see a grand Cherokee coming down. I'm like, oh man,

556
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: we're busted trouble. I thought we were in trouble. I

557
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: was like, damn it, this dude told me we could

558
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 1: play because he had a key to the carpet.

559
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 2: No, it's just Nick nine to five coming on home.

560
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 2: Wife called him, going home to see the wife and kids.

561
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 2: He just driving through the golf course instead of going

562
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: around the block.

563
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: Whatever. Cool. So we finish up the round, dude, amazing,

564
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: who won? It was a dead heat, nine skins to

565
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 1: nine skins. We're going to a nineteenth now they they no, no, no,

566
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: actually no, wrong, wrong, sorry. On number seventeen, I made

567
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: the par putt. We were two and one, two holes

568
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 1: up with one to play. So they said they wanted

569
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: to do double or nothing on eighteen, I said, deal.

570
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 2: Why would you agree to that when you're guaranteed to win?

571
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 1: Why would you not want more money? Oh? Double or nothing.

572
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,959
Speaker 1: I'm looking at forty dollars in my pocket on a

573
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,880
Speaker 1: free round of golf at a private course that we

574
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: we had to ourselves.

575
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 2: I'm in honey, I'm coming home late with extra money though.

576
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I step up on the tea box

577
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: way right, All right, it's a par five steven steps up,

578
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: way right. Who's that your partner? Yeah, that's my partner.

579
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 2: Took me eighteen holes.

580
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: Learn your partner, But go Larry right down the middle,

581
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: JP J T TP way right. So we're all in

582
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: the right. And what do you know, Larry pars it,

583
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: I boge it. They win the whole squad dooche? We

584
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: win no money?

585
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 2: And what you realize with skins game and also playing

586
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 2: your buddies a lot of times ends in a tie.

587
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: The game of golf is weird.

588
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 2: It's basketball blowout.

589
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rizzl's got blown out again, NBA.

590
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 2: You got blowouts where golf is usually pretty tight. And

591
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 2: especially with the way you guys played it was what'd

592
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 2: you play? What's a called skins?

593
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:01,400
Speaker 1: Skins?

594
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 2: And then but you also played scrabble what is it called? No?

595
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: You only you played your ball. It's just a score

596
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: on the hole. Whoever had the you know, if one

597
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:09,720
Speaker 1: person got a par and.

598
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 2: With the better one, yes, yeah, So because of that scoring,

599
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 2: it's gonna be pretty tight.

600
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: Pretty tight. No one's gonna lose a significant amount of

601
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: money because we're all not very even. But one hole

602
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,920
Speaker 1: you can have a good hole, and if me giving

603
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: it a stroke every hole made it very even. The

604
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: teams were perfectly matched. Dang, you were given a stroke

605
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: every hole. Bro TP was a six plus six golfer.

606
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's crazy. They must have been

607
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: real good. Yeah, that's fun.

608
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 2: I mean that's different than what I was dealing with.

609
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 2: I did five hours.

610
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: And thirteen holes. Well, Larry played a little bit of

611
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 1: a different game, twenty four hours apart. I mean, Larry

612
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: was a little bit better than me. So he got

613
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: strokes on certain holes, but not every.

614
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: Hole a par three, oh strokes right like par five though,

615
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 2: got a stroke.

616
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 1: Things like that. So it was a great day. And

617
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, man, take off our hats, thanks man,

618
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. This was I mean, I don't

619
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: know how we got this private course, but it turned

620
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: I mean, what a beautiful day. Guys like we had

621
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: no rain, nothing, and they're like, yeah, man, cool man,

622
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: all right. They're like, hey, you got ton of grass,

623
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 1: something to eat. I'm like, you know what, I'm starving.

624
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: Let's go eat. Let's talk business.

625
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 4: So businessman making business deals, trying to gag down money.

626
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: We go to downtown Columbia and I'll tell you what

627
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,440
Speaker 1: happened right after this.

628
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 2: Oh Wendy's, how can I take your order?

629
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: No, no, Wendy's. Man, I was gonna have to stop

630
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 1: at a Wendy's or a Dairy Queen, or a McDonald's

631
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: or a mcbangor whatever it was. But they invited me

632
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: to go eat. Welcome to Goodburger, Home of the good Burger.

633
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: How gonna take your order? I'm like, yeah, man, I'm hungry.

634
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: I need to eat. So we go. So, man, how's

635
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:59,560
Speaker 1: your sex life? Larry? So we sit down. We're just

636
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: sitting there chilling and looking around. They come get our orders.

637
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: I'll take a water, man, I'll just take a water.

638
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,719
Speaker 1: I'm so thirsty. Do you want apps? Yeah? I want apps, man,

639
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 1: I need some apps. Like give me the buffalo chicken dick,

640
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: give me some shrimp. We know how you order.

641
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: It's impatient and you name five things at the exact

642
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 2: same time.

643
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: Well, this dude had I haven't eaten since nine thirty.

644
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: It is now five thirty. We already heard the backstory.

645
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 2: Okay, we've started with the backstory actually since nine thirty

646
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 2: the previous morning.

647
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it comes and I am just like a

648
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:37,719
Speaker 1: freaking just crushing the buffalo chicken dip and they're like,

649
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: can we have some? I said yeah, And I said

650
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna this bones not feeding you guys up in Nashville.

651
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna like one guy TP. He scoops

652
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: it on his plate and is just eating it like casually.

653
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,320
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm not scooping it on a plate.

654
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna trust you guys not to double dip.

655
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: I'm going I'm going just straight from the bowl. I

656
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: ain't got time. I probably ate ninety percent of the

657
00:32:58,960 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: buffalo chicken dip.

658
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, and TP has probably been scolded at home before,

659
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 2: got a strict wife.

660
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, eating like that, Come on, and then the shrimp

661
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:10,080
Speaker 1: never came that. We never got the shrimp, so don't

662
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,959
Speaker 1: know what happened to that, if we canceled that or whatever.

663
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: Then I went with the pork chop, and it took

664
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: forever for the pork shop to get out there. I

665
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: mean it took forever. I mean I am just like,

666
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: come on, got the pork chop, got the baked sweet potato,

667
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: and got the soup of the day, which is like

668
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: some chicken something.

669
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 2: You never wanted to be too quick, but you never

670
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 2: wanted to take the forty five minutes.

671
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: Especially when you got to drive an hour home, like

672
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: you're already tired.

673
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 2: I mean, you pretty much got home, had to go

674
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 2: to bed and get up for the big show.

675
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: Correct shhh, that's basically what happened. And then in the

676
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: middle of dinner, I'm like, man, I gotta I gotta

677
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: go pee. I gotta go pee. So where's the bathroom.

678
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: I'll back there on the left, all right, So get up,

679
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. And this is you know, my

680
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: my fifteen year old shorts. The button's gone, he lost

681
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: in the fourteen yep. And I go and I go peete,

682
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: and then I go to zip up. Zipper breaks off.

683
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 2: You're down to the belt and dong. You're basically wearing

684
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,759
Speaker 2: a belt, thog, dude.

685
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: So there's no way to zip up my short Hey man,

686
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: are you having money trouble? Gibbles? All right, let me

687
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: get this dinner. So there's no way to zip up

688
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:32,880
Speaker 1: my shorts. So my shorts are unbuttoned and unzipped. Dude, dude,

689
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: you look like a hobo. And I'm at a restaurant

690
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: like a steakhouls, and I am like, what do I do?

691
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: The Home of the ninety six er. We are only

692
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:46,920
Speaker 1: halfway through dinner, and I've got to be in this

693
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: restaurant with no zipper. And no button exposed. Now to

694
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,880
Speaker 1: wrap your raincoat around your waist. So I don't have

695
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: a raincoat, man, I didn't have a rain So I

696
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: sit there and I try to fold the shorts over

697
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,240
Speaker 1: as far as I can, and I pull the belt

698
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: as tight as I can, but you can still see

699
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 1: the zipper is not zipped. Man, goach.

700
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 2: I've seen this look and it is by hoboes on

701
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 2: Broadway who have been through it.

702
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, people are gonna be like yo, man,

703
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: like what are you doing? Dude?

704
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 2: If they get a wrong angle, they are gonna see

705
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 2: your Prince Albert.

706
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 5: They are gonna see the goods because the zipper is gone.

707
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 5: I mean, what are the odds that these fifteen year

708
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,919
Speaker 5: old shorts that the button and the zipper are both

709
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,959
Speaker 5: gonna go down in the same day.

710
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: Dude, you're about to be naked. So I'm in the bathroom.

711
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: I mean I'm in the bathroom for way longer than

712
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: it should be for just being because I'm trying to

713
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 1: figure out to manipulate this. So I untucked the shirt

714
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to stretch it to make it longer.

715
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 1: You gotta go that route. It only goes halfway down,

716
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 1: the zipper man half way down. There's nothing you can do.

717
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 1: So I'm just like, you know what, I can't just

718
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: stay in here all night. So I just grin and

719
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: Barrett and walk back to the table and try to like,

720
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: as I'm walking, I keep my hands kind of in

721
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: front of me. Yeah.

722
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 2: Up in Nashville we do some weird dress wise.

723
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 4: This is actually in style now, you know, hanging out

724
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 4: and then.

725
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: You know Nashville cowboy, it's the new thing sweeping the nation.

726
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 4: Guys, what do you get You guys aren't gen z

727
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 4: ears all these kids when their hanging out.

728
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: So then we just we finished dinner and I don't

729
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: even mention it. I don't even mention it to the guys.

730
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: I don't mention that I have no button. I don't

731
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: mention that I have no zipper. Dude. I do not

732
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 1: want to make this very uncomfortable for them. So we

733
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: just talk chat it up. Then we go outside the restaurant,

734
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 1: say our goodbyes, and I get back in the car

735
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: and I drive the hour home. And the best part

736
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: of it was Steven said, Hey, guys, don't worry about it.

737
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: This is on the company tonight. That's what I'm.

738
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 2: Talking about the bill that's Billy style, free golf, free dinner,

739
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 2: no button, no zipper, no problem.

740
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 1: And that was my golfing adventure.

741
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 2: That was a hole in one.

742
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: I get home, the kids are in bed. It's eight

743
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: twenty or eight eighteen, and I hear Dad Dade, and

744
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 1: I go downstairs and they're in the middle of their

745
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 1: last story and they say, Dad, Dad, did you make

746
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: any hole in ones? No? No I didn't, Dad, Dad.

747
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: Did you make any hole in twos? No? No, No,

748
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: I didn't. Birdy on three? No, par dad, Dad. Did

749
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 1: you make any hole in three? No? No, Dad, Dad?

750
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: Did you make any holes in four? Yeah? And he

751
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: holes in five? Yeah? Yeah, and he holes in six yeah,

752
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,760
Speaker 1: and he holes in seven yeah.

753
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 2: Did you guys do a snowman Max?

754
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 1: No? But the most I got was seven. Then my

755
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: kids said, did you hit it in eight? And I

756
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 1: was like, no, just seven. And then baby box three, Dada, Dada,

757
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: did you hit something in the water.

758
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll learn about the snowman with Uncle Justin and Susan.

759
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: And I said, no, no in the water today. Boys,

760
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 1: They're like, awesome, Dad. Did you get a hole in ten? Nope? Okay,

761
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,919
Speaker 1: then we finished the last story. She said good night,

762
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 1: and I showed my wife my pants and she goes,

763
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,719
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. She goes, you're so embarrassing. We got

764
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 1: to get you to Dick today, so we need to

765
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: get down there and buy some new shorts. Man. That's it. Wow.

766
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 1: That was the golf adventure. Man. Wow. And with that,

767
00:38:54,040 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: we'll take a break. Now let me hear your hilarious story.

768
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,840
Speaker 2: It pales in comparison, but let me tell it. So

769
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 2: Baser wants.

770
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: To go to a course.

771
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 2: And you know I always say we do brunch, we'll

772
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 2: do food and drinks.

773
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this one we just said, hey.

774
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 2: We're swinging by it. We were at the mall girl stuff.

775
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 2: I have no idea what we were doing. And she goes,

776
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 2: let's swing by get one drink. I said, cool, I've

777
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 2: never checked out this clubhouse. Why not I've already diffuse, Yeah,

778
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 2: I've already gone to one clubhouse and not played. And

779
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 2: I sit there with my wife and I feel like

780
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 2: a why not go on? We go to another clubhouse,

781
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 2: sit there and feel like a But so we go

782
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 2: up there and at the very top there's no no sound.

783
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 2: There's five TVs, not one of them's on. Okay, okay,

784
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 2: and so there we are.

785
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: We order from the lady.

786
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 2: She's in her forties, I would say, doing a great

787
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 2: service serving gentlemen beers and doing this, doing that. It

788
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 2: was a tournament, so there's stuff going on. Okay, a

789
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 2: lot of action. Yes, So as we were there, there's

790
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 2: a guy coming in. Oh, par three, we got to

791
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 2: turn it back into a par four. Oh hey, hey March, Hey, Sarah,

792
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 2: hey March. The times in the past i've actually gone

793
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 2: up there, not with my wife, but it's been a

794
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,919
Speaker 2: vibrant staff. TV's are bang and it's good. They got

795
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 2: a golden tea, so usually you know they got a

796
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 2: little bit going on.

797
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: You go up there.

798
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 2: This time it's crickets and then it's confusion because the

799
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:26,720
Speaker 2: tournament ended and the lady charges us and she swipes

800
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 2: our cards, takes our cards, and me and my wife

801
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 2: are just standing there.

802
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: And we're both look at each other.

803
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,280
Speaker 2: We don't have our drinks, and the lady's now behind

804
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 2: the bar, and both of our drinks are just sitting

805
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 2: over there on the other side of the like behind

806
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 2: the counter where you can't reach I can't reach them.

807
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 2: A white clawn and ultra and we're just sitting there.

808
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: The lady's guy comes around. He apparently works there. They

809
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: give each other a kiss. They're just chilling. Love that.

810
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 2: Hey, love so, and I'm in a great mood. I

811
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 2: believe it was a Friday. I'm in no rush. I'll

812
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:59,319
Speaker 2: wait there all day. I'm not gonna say, hey, man,

813
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 2: you didn't give us our drinks. But you charge this

814
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 2: awkwardly and actually I don't even know if you've swiped

815
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 2: my card. Did you hit me? Because I never got

816
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 2: a tip. Usually everybody wants a tip. So we're still

817
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 2: standing there a couple minutes, three minutes, four minutes, lady

818
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:12,240
Speaker 2: gets another kiss.

819
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: Now she's turning on the TVs. Okay, turning on the TVs.

820
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 2: We're still sitting there. No drinks, no drinks, no drinks.

821
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 2: The lady turns the Players Championship on the week after

822
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 2: the Masters, So what does that tell you?

823
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: That's old?

824
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 2: And these idiots at the there was a couple people

825
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 2: of the staff start watching the TV. They're watching a

826
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 2: replay of the Players Championship from three years ago, and

827
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 2: they don't realize it, and I go, yeah, they always

828
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 2: play the Players right after the Masters. Man, this is crazy.

829
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,320
Speaker 2: Nobody gets the joke because they all think it's live.

830
00:41:54,719 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 2: Me and Baz are still standing there waiting for our drinks.

831
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 2: The lady has gone on to do other things. She's

832
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 2: taking the dishwasher out, wiping the counters off, and at

833
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 2: this point, I've been show them for five minutes and

834
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,720
Speaker 2: she still hasn't realized she didn't give us our drinks.

835
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, why not be brass sh

836
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 2: It's America say something. I go, excuse me, I'm so confused.

837
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 2: Is this like a black Mirror episode? You never handed

838
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 2: us our drinks? And she goes, what And she looks

839
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 2: back and goes, huh, I have never done that in

840
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 2: my ten year career, not giving a good person their drinks.

841
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,919
Speaker 1: And she turns around and grabs.

842
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 2: Them and hands them to us, and we sit there

843
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:44,239
Speaker 2: and watch a recorded episode of the Players Championship. It

844
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,320
Speaker 2: was Deshambo. Deshambo took it, guys, Oh, it might have

845
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 2: been Rory. It actually was Fouler from like ten years ago. Wow,

846
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 2: and he doesn't even play on the tour anymore. And

847
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 2: I go, Baser, we better be drinking this in about

848
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 2: two seconds because what just happened, And I will never

849
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 2: be back. And what happened to the gen z that

850
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 2: was up here a couple of weeks ago? There was

851
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 2: just slanging drinks at you that HadAM faster before you

852
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,319
Speaker 2: can even pull your wallet out.

853
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: Huh first for everything? Hey, you thought you were on

854
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: boiling points? Remember that on MGB they sit there and

855
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: mess with you until you blow up in my own

856
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: candid camera, like what is happening? And bays are so polite.

857
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:23,479
Speaker 2: I think she would have sat there for an hour

858
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 2: and not said anything me five to ten minute wind,

859
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta say something, What the hell's

860
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:28,520
Speaker 2: going on?

861
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 1: Five to ten minutes? How about five to ten seconds?

862
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: Dude? I was in a rare, courteous mood and it

863
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 2: was just like it. It was one for the record books, man,

864
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 2: A course that you don't have to pay for, and

865
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 2: a recorded episode of the players with drinkless drinks.

866
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:50,840
Speaker 1: Hallelujah. Want a time on the course baby, and golf

867
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: is amazing. It is. I'm gonna read one email before

868
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: we go home. Yeah yeah, and it's someone they want

869
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: to set the record straight, is how they put it,

870
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: because I guess there's rumors going around as something that

871
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 1: they did or they happened, but they want to set

872
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 1: the record straight. And here we go. Oh you lost

873
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 1: the you lost that clip. It has been recorded over. Okay,

874
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 1: I guess I can still read it. Here we go. Coaches,

875
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: you were talking about thunder and lightning at the beginning

876
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: of the pod the other day, and I got excited

877
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: that you got half the guys right. Original thunder and

878
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,959
Speaker 1: lightning was Will Clark and Rafayel palm Merrow at Mississippi

879
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: State put some respect on it. Also, I guess I

880
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: have to tell the real story if it keeps coming up.

881
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: I was dancing around cheese fully clothed, and a couple

882
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: of coaches put dollar bills in my shirt at the convention,

883
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 1: so then naturally the shirt came unbuttoned, but never came

884
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: completely off. Then when security had enough of the show,

885
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:55,760
Speaker 1: they asked me to button it up, and I did,

886
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 1: no problem. I wasn't asked to leave or escort it

887
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: out until after the open bar happy hour, which was amazing,

888
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 1: was closed and they started kicking everyone out from the

889
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 1: group because they were tired of sore losers nation, and

890
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: I just happened to be the first one asked to leave. Also,

891
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 1: Buddy glass is the worst. Sincerely your friend, Taylor Callaway. Yep,

892
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 1: thank you. Record has been set straight there it is. Ah,

893
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: you guys have a good Wednesday. Man, I gotta head

894
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: down to Di's. I gotta get some new golf shorts. Yeah.

895
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do. But it's weird

896
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 1: because I had a picture on my timeline, let me

897
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:41,919
Speaker 1: on my Facebook timeline of those shorts. They popped up

898
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: and it was me playing golf with my buddy Oscar

899
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: down in Austin, and I said, dude, can you believe

900
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: that I still wear these shorts? And I'm trying to

901
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:58,760
Speaker 1: see when I sent him this text there it is Nope,

902
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 1: that was when December fourth, I mean when did I send?

903
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 2: I mean, come on, you're gonna be amazed. They make

904
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 2: some comfy shorts, now.

905
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 1: Do they. I mean, I have not put on a

906
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 1: new pair of golf shorts. I'm telling you, in fifteen years.

907
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 2: That's actually one of the things that hasn't changed. They

908
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 2: probably still look the exact same. There's no new form

909
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 2: of aerodynamics or mesh. It's I'd swear there's the same

910
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 2: exact material as it was.

911
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't even know how much golf shorts

912
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 1: cost now, because I haven't bought them in so long,

913
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 1: I haven't even looked.

914
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 2: You want to know an outside dark horse.

915
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Justin went to Walmart.

916
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,240
Speaker 2: He got a golf shirt and golf shorts for thirty

917
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 2: five bucks. Really, and he also got titleist balls for

918
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 2: that same thirty five amount. The person forgot to ring

919
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 2: up the titleist balls.

920
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: That's even better, Ray, if I could be so fortunate

921
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 1: here it is, I said twenty sixteen, we've played golf

922
00:46:56,239 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 1: in Austin. I still wear these shorts today. There's it's

923
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: so faded now that they look gray, and they're faded

924
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: like your golf game because you don't play anymore. And

925
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: that was on August April twenty nine, twenty twenty four,

926
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 1: So that has been a year and I'd still won

927
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 1: those same shorts. So you have friends that have given

928
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,280
Speaker 1: up on the game. Yeah, Oscar has totally given up, dude,

929
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: totally given up. He was obsessed for about three years.

930
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: He played like three times a week. Business calls, business

931
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: meetings were always on the golf course. Now he don't

932
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,880
Speaker 1: even know what a golf club looks like. Dude.

933
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Billy still plays the exact same amount

934
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 2: Danny fort laudreal. Dany plays a little bit more now

935
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 2: that he lives in Florida, But Mike Miller lives in

936
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 2: a mountain area, Vail, and I don't think there's a

937
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 2: lot of time to golf, so I believe he doesn't

938
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 2: even play golf anymore. And he was awesome. He was

939
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 2: the best of the great Viller was the best.

940
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: He taught me a lot of stuff. We would go

941
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,799
Speaker 1: play at Bluebonnet. That's amazing. I'm gonna tell you what

942
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: chess Day's dad phenomenal golfer, phenomenal. A couple months ago.

943
00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:00,359
Speaker 1: I believe he's sixty nine or seventy. He shot his age.

944
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 1: She shot his age. Dude, that's unbelievable. And I do

945
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 1: want to say shout out to Bucky Godbolt because that

946
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,360
Speaker 1: man is the mayor of Austin. And I said, hey, Bucky,

947
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: I need a tea time next Friday with for Garrett,

948
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: Greg and Jacob, and Bucky Godbolt said, I got your son,

949
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 1: I got you And he got me a tea time

950
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: next Friday.

951
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 2: Speaking of the past, Bucky Gollbolt, Bucky god Bolt from

952
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 2: our past, remember coach. Yes, we had a falling out

953
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,239
Speaker 2: over the merchandise.

954
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 1: That said coach.

955
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 2: He actually gave us that name coach because they used

956
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 2: to say it at the Indianapolis Colts. They always called

957
00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 2: each other coach. We started doing that at the old studios.

958
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 2: Then there was a falling out. He moved, he was

959
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 2: mad at us for the merch I just texted him today,

960
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 2: really because I was clean out voicemails and he had

961
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 2: left me a voicemail and I go, hey, Coach, just

962
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 2: want to let you know Green Cleaners closed. It was

963
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 2: his favorite cleaning place, Dry cleaning. They changed over like

964
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 2: Tide Corporate. Oh, and he goes, I still have a

965
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,760
Speaker 2: jacket there, it's blue in color, waist length.

966
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:12,799
Speaker 1: Pick it up for me.

967
00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:17,920
Speaker 2: I said, perfect. Your interview with Edgar and James was great.

968
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 2: I'm unfamiliar with your work And he said, thanks, Coach,

969
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 2: I'm unfamiliar with your work. Is my book title coming

970
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 2: out in January? And I said, miss your man and

971
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 2: he concluded with miss my buddies in Nashville. Damn, you

972
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 2: guys are fun. We're friends again. We're friends again. Ray.

973
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 2: That was an inspirational episode.

974
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: That brought tears in my eyes, that you guys reconnected

975
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: like that. That's that's amazing. Did should I play his voicemail?

976
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:51,239
Speaker 1: Do you have it?

977
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 2: I'd saved it because it was so funny.

978
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: Please let me hear it.

979
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 2: Like this guy's the coolest guy ever.

980
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: I love that he left you a voicemail. Who knew?

981
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 2: Well, it's from years ago. Nobody does that anymore.

982
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: I still leave voicemails. I don't know about you. I

983
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 1: want people to hear my voice. Got it, man, two

984
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 1: thousand and fifteen. That is a what date?

985
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 2: December twenty first, twenty fifteen.

986
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 1: Okay, nine years ago, nine years four months? See it? Man?

987
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: I can't hear it. That's Amy. I don't want to

988
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: hear Amy. Can you turn it up? There? We go?

989
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 6: Ohch I'm driving to Michigan through Indiana, and I stopped

990
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 6: at this little casino that I usually hit when I

991
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 6: lived here, and I do the same thing. I put

992
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 6: two hundred bucks in my pocket and I go to

993
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 6: the high Limit room and I play that Wheel of

994
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 6: Fortune high Limit that's twenty five dollars a spin. So

995
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 6: I got four spins on the first hundred nothing and

996
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,800
Speaker 6: on my second set of spins on the second hundred

997
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 6: twenty five got paid, got back in the car about

998
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 6: nine minutes. About nine minutes worth of work in the

999
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 6: door when Dip paid out the door under ten minutes.

1000
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,919
Speaker 6: That's the way to roll, right there, Coach twenty five

1001
00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,399
Speaker 6: hundred fans. All right, I'll see you. Hope you're having

1002
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 6: a good time in the holiday see you.

1003
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: That's great, man, I almost forgot what his voice sounded like. Man,

1004
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 1: I almost forgot. That is beauty. That was beauty. Minutes

1005
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 1: of work he cleared five hundred. That's what I'm talking about.

1006
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: That is what I'm talking about. Man, Hey, we got it.

1007
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 1: That that's just yeah, that's hey.