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Speaker 1: Welcome to the ten minute Storyteller. That's me Bill Simpson,

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Speaker 1: your host, narrator and author. We hear at the ten

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Speaker 1: minute Storyteller endeavor to entertain you with tall tales or

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Speaker 1: rendered swiftly and with the utmost empathy. We pledge to

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Speaker 1: pack as much entertainment, emotion and exploration into the human

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Speaker 1: condition as ten minutes will permit. Mini novels on steroids. Now,

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Speaker 1: Stud McIntyre he loves the ladies, So when an exceptionally

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Speaker 1: beautiful young lady shows up on a Harley for the

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Speaker 1: Sunday morning canyon ride, Stud is all a lather. He

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Speaker 1: right away hits on the gorgeous girl on the Harley

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Speaker 1: Sportster eight eighty three. She succumbs immediately to his masculine charms.

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Speaker 1: They go to dinner, then back to her place. She

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Speaker 1: is Stud's fantasy come true. Only one minor pickup the

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Speaker 1: gorgeous girl on the Harley Sportster eight eighty three. The

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Speaker 1: Harley Sportster bought one at the helm pulls into the

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Speaker 1: parking lot, slow and easy. Squatting next to is RS

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Speaker 1: checking tire pressure, Stud McIntyre watches the Harley swing into

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Speaker 1: the lot, just shy of a stall. Any slower, thinks Stud,

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Speaker 1: and that sorry ass excuse for a motorcycle might just

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Speaker 1: topple over odd seeing a Harley off and on. For

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Speaker 1: the past few years, Stud has been doing this Sunday

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Speaker 1: morning canyon ride and can't once recall seeing a Harley

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Speaker 1: or any other American bike BMW's mostly ducat's, the occasional

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Speaker 1: Honda or Kawasaki sport touring bike you know, big boy bikes,

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Speaker 1: not Rice rockets or Milwaukee noise machines. But hey, it's

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Speaker 1: a casual motorcycle ride, all welcome. And that's when Stud

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Speaker 1: sees the hair, the blonde locks flowing out from under

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Speaker 1: the back of the helmet. A chick on a Harley. Nah,

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Speaker 1: probably just some long haired punk. Stud stands and takes

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Speaker 1: a closer look. Definitely a chick, No long haired punk

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Speaker 1: as a body like that, long, lean, slender bod covered

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Speaker 1: in tight fitting leathers, Harley leathers, Harley boots, Harley helmet,

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Speaker 1: Harley Sportster eight eighty three, all of it brands spanking new.

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Speaker 1: With the helmet and goggles, it's tough to see much

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Speaker 1: of her face. Age difficult to detect, but impossible to hide.

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Speaker 1: That body. Stud, genetically programmed to spread his seed, wants

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Speaker 1: some of that action. Engines fire, the rottles wind. It's

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Speaker 1: time to roll. Stud pulls on his jacket, secures his helmet,

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Speaker 1: throws a leg over his seat, and mounts up. He

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Speaker 1: glances over at something else he'd like to mount up.

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Speaker 1: The bikes pull out of the lot one by one.

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Speaker 1: Stud waits till the tail end, waits for the harley.

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Speaker 1: She waits for him to go ahead. He nods and

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Speaker 1: rolls out onto the street. She follows cautiously. Less than

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Speaker 1: a mile down the road, She's already fallen behind and

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Speaker 1: out of sight. Stud slows the harley appear in his mirrors.

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Speaker 1: He lets her catch up, accelerates, tries to draw her

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Speaker 1: back to the pack. She tries, but rides so slowly

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Speaker 1: through the twisties. Going over Hell Mountain, he knows the

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Speaker 1: pack is long gone. At the summit. He pulls off

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Speaker 1: at the overlook. A few minutes later, she pulls in

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Speaker 1: next to him. They turn off their engines and climb

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Speaker 1: off their bikes. They take off their helmets. She shakes

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Speaker 1: out those long blond locks and Stud. He takes a double,

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Speaker 1: and then a triple. Take silky blonde hair, blue almond

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Speaker 1: shaped eyes, sky high cheekbones, skin perfectly clear and smooth,

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Speaker 1: insanely beautiful, almost surreal, like nothing Stud has ever seen.

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Speaker 1: You're sweet, She says, to wait, But you didn't have to.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of new at this, Hey, says Stud. You're

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Speaker 1: doing great, really great. Oh, she says, you ride magnificently.

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Speaker 1: Stud would like to ask, is there any possible chance

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Speaker 1: I might be able to ride you? That night? They

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Speaker 1: go to dinner YEP, that very same night Italian. She

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Speaker 1: orders chicken palm with a lean guini and a red

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Speaker 1: sauce on the side. Eats it all, plus half a

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Speaker 1: loaf of garlic bread, caesar salad, and a double gelato.

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Speaker 1: He marvels how she can eat like that and still

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Speaker 1: look like that? She laughs, I guess just genetically lucky. Plus,

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Speaker 1: you know, I have this very fast metabolism, and I

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Speaker 1: exercise a ton. I do a lot of spin and kickboxing.

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Speaker 1: Good God, thinks Stud. I'd like her to spin and

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Speaker 1: kickbox me. She has excellent teeth, straight and white but

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Speaker 1: not too white, a perfect smile. She's a perfect ten,

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Speaker 1: thinks Stud. A purple physical specimen. So he asks, trying

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Speaker 1: to sound like a normal guy making adult conversation and

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Speaker 1: not some ape like creature only interested in copulation. What

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Speaker 1: made you buy a Harley? Oh? A woman I work

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Speaker 1: with she rides one, and she talked me into it. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's really cool. Where do you work at the college?

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Speaker 1: Assistant dean of students? I started last fall? I just

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Speaker 1: love it. Assistant dean of students. Impressive. So you're not

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Speaker 1: only drop dead gorgeous and in incredible shape, but you're

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Speaker 1: educated and intelligent to boot, she actually blushes. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if any of that is true, but I do

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Speaker 1: have parents who encourage me to be well rounded. Geez. Hold.

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Speaker 1: Her encouragement has paid off in spades. You're so sweet

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Speaker 1: to say so. Oh no, I'm not. Maybe you are. Well. Listen,

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Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Go right ahead. Do you

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Speaker 1: have any idea how beautiful you are? I may or

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Speaker 1: may not look beautiful on the outside, but it's what's

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Speaker 1: on the inside that really counts. He drives her home.

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Speaker 1: She invites him in, pours two glasses of wine. They

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Speaker 1: chink glasses and drink. He asks if it would be

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Speaker 1: okay if he kissed her. She says it would be

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Speaker 1: just fine and so he kisses her on the mouth.

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Speaker 1: Her breath, even after all that garlic bread, and sees

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Speaker 1: her salad is sweet, intoxicating. She kisses him back a

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Speaker 1: bit awkwardly. He kisses her again with more ardor. She responds,

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Speaker 1: but well, kind of mechanically. He sits back on the sofa,

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Speaker 1: looks at her in the soft light. Her beauty mesmerizes.

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Speaker 1: He unbuttons her blouse. She does not resist. He unzips

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Speaker 1: her jeans, she does not resist. He pulls off her

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Speaker 1: jeans and panties. She still does not resist. She lies

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Speaker 1: back on the sofa. He tears at his clothes, and

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Speaker 1: in no time they are united. He moans and groans

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Speaker 1: beside himself with lust and desire for this excruciatingly beautiful

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Speaker 1: young woman. But she just lies there, doesn't really move

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Speaker 1: much at all. Legs out straight, slightly parted, arms down

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Speaker 1: at her sides. Stud wants her to get revved up,

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Speaker 1: wants her to move and groove. He tries this than that,

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Speaker 1: fast and slow, deep and shallow, but soon he's over

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Speaker 1: the edge, no turning back, and shortly thereafter they lie

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Speaker 1: side by side. God he declares, hnting that was to

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Speaker 1: kill four incredible. How is it for you? It was

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Speaker 1: very nice, you seemed, says Stud. You seemed I don't know,

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Speaker 1: like me, Like maybe you weren't really all that into it,

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Speaker 1: like you weren't sure. I was never so sure of

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Speaker 1: anything in my life. Stud stays a while longer and

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Speaker 1: then shoves off, after reassuring her he'll call soon. On

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Speaker 1: the way home, he thinks, absolutely, I'll call her. Can't

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Speaker 1: pass that stuff up. Plus, I gotta take her to

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Speaker 1: meet the boys. One look at that and their eyes

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Speaker 1: will bug right out of their heads. I just won't

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Speaker 1: tell them, well, I won't tell them that she screws

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Speaker 1: like a corpse christ Stud mutters, you can't have everything

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Speaker 1: in life. Now, back at the apartment, Tommy Screwball Turner,

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Speaker 1: the designer and engineer of Betty AI Model fourteen f

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Speaker 1: Bot one, opens Betty's rear control panel and snaps out

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Speaker 1: the ECB emotion control board. All in all, Tommy thinks

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Speaker 1: and exceptional performance, the dexterity on the harley, the easy

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Speaker 1: interaction with the monkey, the natural movements, the silky smoothness

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Speaker 1: of the conversation, only a tad stilted here and there,

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Speaker 1: All first rate and one hundred percent human. Sure, a

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Speaker 1: bit of a hiccup there at the end with the intercourse.

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Speaker 1: Don't want to leave the monkey cranky and dissatisfied, But

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Speaker 1: no big thing. Just need to get Betty moving like

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Speaker 1: she's on the edge of orgasm, never ever so happy

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Speaker 1: in her short artificial life. Perfect that illusion, Tommy Screwball

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Speaker 1: Turner thinks, and all need for a hf's authentic human

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Speaker 1: females with all their fears, insecurities, fixations and paranoias will

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Speaker 1: come to a screeching hall. Hey, thanks for listening to

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Speaker 1: this original audio presentation of the Gorgeous Girl on the

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Speaker 1: Harley Sportster eight eighty three, narrated by the author. If

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Speaker 1: William Simpson dot com for additional information about the author

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Speaker 1: and to view his extensive canon. The Ten Minute Storyteller

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Speaker 1: Until next time, this is Bill Simpson, Your ten Minute Storyteller.

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