1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:04,560 Speaker 1: Two hopeless das one dating app then dares you. 2 00:00:04,519 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 2: Guys, swipe right. 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 3: The question is. 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 4: Whose love life is more tragic. 5 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 3: It's Battle Love the Tender Dates. It's the dating game 6 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:19,440 Speaker 3: show that's sold out of Vibrating pens. Apparently they were 7 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:24,480 Speaker 3: all sent to a B Foxes. 8 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 5: I don't think it's gotta find some way to smile. 9 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:31,800 Speaker 3: I guess it's better than vibrating forks. It's where two 10 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,239 Speaker 3: of our listeners go head to head to find out 11 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,800 Speaker 3: whose dating life is the most tragic. We'll explain the 12 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 3: rules in just a second. First, let's meet today's contestants. 13 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:43,680 Speaker 3: In this corner, he spent hours watching National Geographic so 14 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,840 Speaker 3: he could perfectly imitate the mating call of an African 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 3: honey badger Wow. That's why the ladies know him as 16 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,680 Speaker 3: orin warrin. 17 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:57,080 Speaker 4: Wow Hello, Hello honey badger high. 18 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 3: And in the other corner, he says there's only one 19 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 3: musical group that he trusts to put on his bedroom playlist, 20 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:08,680 Speaker 3: and they set the mood every time. Meet Bone Thug 21 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:13,320 Speaker 3: does meet you at the crossroads. 22 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:20,399 Speaker 5: Hey, guys, one contestant is gonna start by telling one 23 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 5: of their worst dating stories, and then the other will 24 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 5: try and counter with the nightmare story of their own. 25 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 3: We're going back and forth for three rounds till we 26 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 3: declare a winner. We're gonna start things off with orin Warren. 27 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:34,160 Speaker 2: Okay, let's go. Okay. So this date was in a 28 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:36,199 Speaker 2: jiu jitsu class day. 29 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 5: Is that something you and her did already? 30 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 2: Well, she definitely had. 31 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 1: We hadn't done it together, and I'm not a big 32 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:44,680 Speaker 1: jiu jitsu guy. 33 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 3: All right, Okay, how'd that go? 34 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 2: It was a little intimidated at first, Like she's a 35 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 2: brown belt and so that was interesting. 36 00:01:51,440 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 5: So she just beat you up. 37 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 1: Well, I'm bigger than her, and so like she kept 38 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 1: yelling like attack me, attack me. 39 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 5: You guys think I'm aggressive on the first day. 40 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 3: You haven't said that on a first day, So what 41 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 3: would you do. 42 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 2: I wasn't doing anything at first. They didn't want to 43 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 2: hurt her. 44 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:12,959 Speaker 1: And then her teacher or her sense or whatever, he 45 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 1: started calling me like a coward and things like that. 46 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 5: Hello, they do that. I think that's the way of 47 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,040 Speaker 5: martial arts. 48 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:20,959 Speaker 4: What did you do? 49 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 2: Basically, I went for it. 50 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,280 Speaker 1: I closed my eyes and I hit her and I 51 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:27,240 Speaker 1: pumped her in the throat. 52 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:29,960 Speaker 5: I don't think that's what you're supposed to do. 53 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 3: Man, I'm supposed to defend it. 54 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:32,360 Speaker 4: You're a black belt. 55 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,080 Speaker 3: You didn't even know it. 56 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was to say that the date was over 57 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 2: when the ambulance came. 58 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:40,640 Speaker 3: You didn't kiss her after that? 59 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:44,080 Speaker 5: Oh, the ambulance had to get called. 60 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 3: From zero to one hundred. We're going over to Doug. 61 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 3: I popped a vocal cord, Doug, can you hit back? 62 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 3: No pun intendant? 63 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 2: All right. 64 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 4: So I'm having a chill night with a girl in 65 00:02:56,040 --> 00:03:00,079 Speaker 4: my apartment and we ordered some Uber eat. So the 66 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 4: driver gets there, she goes to the door and she 67 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 4: started flirting with him. So at first I said, you know, 68 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 4: maybe she'd just be a nice but then she invites 69 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 4: him in to hang out. Its getting weird. Did he 70 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:18,519 Speaker 4: come in? Yeah, and he was a better looking guy 71 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 4: than I am. They end up sitting on the couch 72 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 4: talking together all night. I ended up being the third 73 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 4: wheel in my own plate and he ate my fries. 74 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 3: That was probably all after you added the tip to 75 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 3: four star rating on that around two Warren, What do 76 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 3: you got? 77 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 1: So my date shows up to the restaurants and I 78 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 1: know she had like a file folder with her. No 79 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,440 Speaker 1: big deal, I thought, she had just had papers. 80 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 2: From work or something like that. No, it was a 81 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:58,840 Speaker 2: bit more shocking than that. She proceeds to pull out all. 82 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 1: This background in for me, me and basically grilled me 83 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 1: about some things. 84 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 2: And she said she needs to ask me a bunch 85 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 2: of questions. 86 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 3: Oh my god, Alexis, you went out with Warren. 87 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: She just keeps it in her hand. 88 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 4: My car, you got a counter. So this one girl 89 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:21,920 Speaker 4: btes me over and when I get there, I see 90 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 4: that she made those dinosaur chicken nuggets. 91 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:30,520 Speaker 5: Also, as with Alexis. 92 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 4: You know, I'm not a snob. I thought that was fine, 93 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:36,039 Speaker 4: but then she took my shirt off and she put 94 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,920 Speaker 4: ketchup on me and started pretending that the dinosaurs were 95 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:40,359 Speaker 4: eating me. 96 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 5: I'm fell into a geyser. 97 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 4: It's my belly button. 98 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 3: We could call the game right there, but we got 99 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:57,599 Speaker 3: to go on the round three, Roaring Warren, last chance, 100 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 3: let's go. 101 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 1: So I'm on another's dinner date and everything's going fine, 102 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,839 Speaker 1: and then she gets up to go to the restroom, 103 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,599 Speaker 1: and then I noticed my phone was gone, So I'm 104 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 1: looking everywhere for it, dead drop it and she comes 105 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 1: back and now. 106 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,600 Speaker 2: My phone's back, and so. 107 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 1: I'm thinking that maybe she transferred some money or some 108 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: money on my accounts or something like that. 109 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,839 Speaker 3: That is kind of a classic move lately. 110 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:24,839 Speaker 5: Did she No? 111 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: It turns out she actually unfollowed every girl on my 112 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:33,520 Speaker 1: Instagram and changed my on screen to like my junk pick. 113 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:37,039 Speaker 5: Whoa to see yourself? 114 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 2: Jokes on you guys, I married her? Oh wait? 115 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 3: What what the heck? 116 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 1: Uh? 117 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 3: Someone put there for everyone but phones Doug, Doug, this 118 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 3: is the last shot, let's hear it. 119 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:58,479 Speaker 4: So i'magine for the girl. We're both in the cars, 120 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:01,160 Speaker 4: she tells me on the date, I want to show 121 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 4: what I'm working on. So I met her outside this 122 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 4: junk yard, and I'm expecting to see, you know, like 123 00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 4: a classic like a Mustang or you know, charges, But 124 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 4: she has this old Honda accord. If he tells me 125 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,720 Speaker 4: we're gonna play a game, we could climb over the 126 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,840 Speaker 4: gate first and steal the most parts that she needs. 127 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, she literally just needs someone to help her with 128 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 3: a heavy car. 129 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 5: It's not her accord either. 130 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:34,840 Speaker 3: Who won that? Yeah, there's the final bell that means 131 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,160 Speaker 3: the match is over. We need to score this. So judges, alexis, 132 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:39,000 Speaker 3: who are you gonna give it to? 133 00:06:39,279 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Doug having the third wheel in his 134 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 1: own house. 135 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 3: Brook Dude, For sure, Doug, I was going with the 136 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:52,839 Speaker 3: car theft girl. Congratulations bone Thug Doug of the Week. 137 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not sure I want to win, but thank you. 138 00:06:56,839 --> 00:06:57,840 Speaker 5: Nora doesn't count. 139 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 2: He married one of his bad dates. 140 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,880 Speaker 3: That's his prise. Congratulations Saul. That's Battle of the Tender Dates. 141 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 3: We got phone tap coming up next.