Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels Second date Update. I'm gonna go out on
Speaker 1: a limb here and say that today's second date update
Speaker 1: involves probably the worst first date story we've ever had. No. No,
Speaker 1: we had a girl poop her self in the back
Speaker 1: of a car. Yeah, but I think this might be worse.
Speaker 1: We've had people get blown off and ditched on a
Speaker 1: first date. That happens quite a bit more than you think.
Speaker 1: But we've never had anybody call in who got ditched
Speaker 1: two times on a first date by two different people. Oh,
Speaker 1: but I guess kudos are you having two different people
Speaker 1: set up for a first date and one night. No,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find a silver lining already. That's what
Speaker 1: her email said. I don't really know how it worked,
Speaker 1: but she got ditched by two different guys on a
Speaker 1: first date in the same night. Her name's Patricia. Patricia,
Speaker 1: what's up? Hi? Hey, you know what we were going
Speaker 1: to do your second date update, But I gotta run
Speaker 1: real quick. I'm sorry, how did you get by two
Speaker 1: people on the same night? So I matched with this
Speaker 1: guy from Tinder, so he decided to meet up and
Speaker 1: get drink, and you know, I thought everything was going
Speaker 1: good and he decides to go to the restroom and
Speaker 1: like ten minutes goes by twenty minutes, thirty minutes, and
Speaker 1: I was like, uh well, At first, I thought, well,
Speaker 1: is he okay? Like because sometimes, you know, if you
Speaker 1: feel sick from something, it's really embarrassing to talk about that.
Speaker 1: So I texted to say, hey, are you okay? Didn't
Speaker 1: hear back. So I was like, all right, well I
Speaker 1: know what this is. Yeah, has this happened to you
Speaker 1: a lot? Patricia? It sounds like you're like, all right,
Speaker 1: well this has happened to me before. No, I even like,
Speaker 1: you know, ghosting is a thing that happens on text.
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, real, ghosting. Cool. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like way worse than someone just not showing up for
Speaker 1: a date. Like that means they met you, they got
Speaker 1: the first impression, they decided they didn't like it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Salt in the Moon, I will say, it is grave
Speaker 1: for you to call and make this all public after
Speaker 1: it happened. So yeah, so then I was gonna stay positive.
Speaker 1: So I decided to hang out and you know, have
Speaker 1: a few more drinks, and you know, I enjoyed myself
Speaker 1: and I ended up meeting this other guy. But I
Speaker 1: had already had plenty to drink, and the conversation is
Speaker 1: great from what I could vaguely remember. And I know
Speaker 1: we made out and exchange numbers because I had this
Speaker 1: number my phone. So were you just sitting there after
Speaker 1: your date? Did you just kind of drowning your sorrows? Like,
Speaker 1: does anybody want to talk to me? Because my date
Speaker 1: just laughed. I hadn't quite reached that point yet, but
Speaker 1: I was of the mindset like, I'm going to make
Speaker 1: the best of this. I'm not gonna let him ruin
Speaker 1: my night, even though he's a joke. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: it's great. That's awesome. So did you approach this second guy? Well,
Speaker 1: he approached me, which kind of helped my ego a
Speaker 1: little bit. After that that I help. Yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 1: the conversations streight. We changed numbers, but I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I know he put me in an uber and I
Speaker 1: think his name was Pete. Oh my god. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you don't even know his name. I'm sixty percent his
Speaker 1: name is Pete, but then thirty percent says Mark, and
Speaker 1: I don't know about the other time. The other ten
Speaker 1: percent is just a wild card. Yes, Patricia, we've all
Speaker 1: had those nights where we don't remember somebody's name, But
Speaker 1: why would you want to follow up with them? Well,
Speaker 1: but I do remember that the kissing was really good, okay,
Speaker 1: And I mean it's nice to like put someone in
Speaker 1: an uber and make sure that they are safe, and
Speaker 1: you know, I remember having fun. I just don't remember
Speaker 1: his name, Okay, Okay? So is that who you want
Speaker 1: us to call today? You want us to call Pete
Speaker 1: or Mark or mister ten percent or so? I've got two.
Speaker 1: I have the number of the original guy, and his
Speaker 1: name's Oscar, now in our energy on him. I have
Speaker 1: the number for Oscar, who is cute and funny and
Speaker 1: I enjoyed sending time, which even though he ditched me.
Speaker 1: But then I also have the number for Pete Um,
Speaker 1: and you know I liked both of them and I
Speaker 1: would go out with either of them again. So we've
Speaker 1: got two phone numbers for Oscar and another guy whose
Speaker 1: name might be Pete. So which one do you want
Speaker 1: us to call? Um? Maybe both nut you want to call?
Speaker 1: You want us to call one and ask him for
Speaker 1: a date, and then call the other and ask him
Speaker 1: for a date. Yeah, I mean, let's up these odds.
Speaker 1: It's a numbering scheme, right. Okay, Wait, let's so if
Speaker 1: the first one says yes, you still want us to
Speaker 1: call the second one? Um, maybe I don't know, and
Speaker 1: let's have what happens, all right, screw, We'll see what happens.
Speaker 1: Then we'll play a song, come back, and then call
Speaker 1: a bunch of people and try to get you a
Speaker 1: second date. In your second date update, okay, looking jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning date, If you're just joining us for
Speaker 1: today's second date update, we're going to attempt to solve
Speaker 1: a mystery. Patricia's on the phone, and Patricia just wants
Speaker 1: a date with anybody. Actually met a dude on tender
Speaker 1: and hung out with him for a little while, but
Speaker 1: he ditched her in the middle of the date. He
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom and never returned. So she thought
Speaker 1: she'd make the best of it and hung out at
Speaker 1: the bar and continued to drink and just have a
Speaker 1: good time. And then she met another dude, and we
Speaker 1: think his name is Pete, but she was so drunk
Speaker 1: she can't really remember. They hung out for a little while,
Speaker 1: made out, and then she got in an uber and
Speaker 1: she hasn't heard from either of these guys since so
Speaker 1: we have both of their phone numbers, and Patricia said,
Speaker 1: I really don't care who you call, just call somebody
Speaker 1: and get me a date. So I guess, Patricia, we're
Speaker 1: going to start with Oscar, the guy that you originally
Speaker 1: went on a date with. Is that okay? Yes, that
Speaker 1: sounds great. I do not want you to call this
Speaker 1: guy and ask for another date. He ditched you in
Speaker 1: the middle of a date. You deserve more respects than that.
Speaker 1: I realized that, right, Patricia. Yes, but in his defense,
Speaker 1: we haven't heard his excuse yet, so I getaid, maybe
Speaker 1: he got sake or something or yeah, because he didn't
Speaker 1: call and apologize to you or anything. So okay, we're
Speaker 1: doing it, so it doesn't matter what I say. Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna dial Oscar's phone number right now and see
Speaker 1: if we can get him on the phone and find
Speaker 1: out the reason why he left you, and then if
Speaker 1: that doesn't work, we'll call the other dude. Okay, right on,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. We're sorry you have reached
Speaker 1: the numb where that has been disconnected? Or did you
Speaker 1: guys dial the right number? I dialed the number that
Speaker 1: you gave me. What wait, he was so far. Did
Speaker 1: he disconnected his number? What the heck? What did you
Speaker 1: do in that first half of your date to scare
Speaker 1: this guy so bad? I have no idea. I've never
Speaker 1: had someone changed their number because of me. Congratulations, Patricia.
Speaker 1: I guess we can try dude number two free man.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe his name is Pete. Do you want to
Speaker 1: try him? Yeah, let's do it. If his number is disconnected,
Speaker 1: then you need to give up on dating forever. I
Speaker 1: might take a break. Yeah. Are we just gonna call
Speaker 1: him Pete? When? I mean, we're just gonna gamble with
Speaker 1: that at this point? Who cares? As long as somebody
Speaker 1: answers the phone, we'll just call him whatever. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go, Patricia, I'm gonna dial his number now. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I hope he answers. I kind of
Speaker 1: hope he doesn't. Taking This is the shortest second date ever.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Hello? How can I speak
Speaker 1: to Pete? Please? Yeah? I'm speaking. Your name's Pete. Yep, awesome?
Speaker 1: What's up? Pete? Hie? Who is this? This is Jewil
Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. How are you doing? Wait?
Speaker 1: What this is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. Have you ever heard of it? Okay,
Speaker 1: that doesn't answer my question? Have you have you heard
Speaker 1: of it before? What's going on? I'm calling you today
Speaker 1: because one of our listeners emailed us about you. Her
Speaker 1: name is Patricia, and you met her at a bar
Speaker 1: a little while ago. Yes, yes, I did. All right.
Speaker 1: Tricia told us about the night that she met you
Speaker 1: and said that she's been trying to get ahold of you, Bert.
Speaker 1: You're not answering any of her texts or phone calls? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean what she did was pretty rude. She was
Speaker 1: she super drunk? Yeah she was. She was pretty tipsy,
Speaker 1: and um, it just kept going. How bad did it get?
Speaker 1: I mean it got pretty bad. Did she puke on you? No,
Speaker 1: there was no, no bodily fluids? Oh? Is he ill?
Speaker 1: Then that's better than I had pictured for. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: pretty good. Is that the reason you're not calling her back?
Speaker 1: Because she was too hammered? No? I mean we were talking.
Speaker 1: She told me this story about how some guy ditched
Speaker 1: her and I felt pretty bad for her. So I
Speaker 1: was hanging out with her, getting to know her, and
Speaker 1: I guess she had reached a point where she was
Speaker 1: ready to go home, and she asked me to call
Speaker 1: her an uber and she left when the uber came. Okay,
Speaker 1: all this sounds pretty tame so far free. Yet were
Speaker 1: you just hanging out with her because you felt bad? No?
Speaker 1: I mean she was cute and it was we were
Speaker 1: having a fun time. Okay, okay, So what when did
Speaker 1: it go south? Well? When she left she never paid
Speaker 1: for the bill? What she just left everything out on
Speaker 1: the table, her drinks and the guy from before that
Speaker 1: ditch shut up that sus. But she probably just forgot
Speaker 1: if she was wasted. I mean, who hasn't wandered away
Speaker 1: from a bar and been like, oh, I didn't realize
Speaker 1: I didn't pay for that. I mean, she bolted out
Speaker 1: of that bar like she was on a mission. Wait,
Speaker 1: so you think that she left you with the tab
Speaker 1: on purpose? I don't know, it felt like that. How much?
Speaker 1: How much are we talking here? It was expensive, not
Speaker 1: something I was ready to pay for. Oh no, So
Speaker 1: you didn't really intend on even going on a date
Speaker 1: that night, and you kind of wound up in a
Speaker 1: date situation. And then not only that, you had to
Speaker 1: pay for her drinks and some other dude's drinks. You
Speaker 1: went on two dates kind of yeah, on two dates
Speaker 1: and I didn't get any action from anybody. I didn't
Speaker 1: even meet the first guy. Well, maybe you can get
Speaker 1: some action now because Patricia is actually on the other
Speaker 1: line listening and wants to talk to you. What. No, yep, no, Hi,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. He I'm so sorry. I I didn't
Speaker 1: know that I did that. I was drunk, so I
Speaker 1: knew I needed to get home, which is why I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, I have to leave, and I I
Speaker 1: am so sorry, Like, can I please make it up
Speaker 1: to you, like I can pay you back, um, or
Speaker 1: maybe I can pick you out. Uh. Yeah, look, it's
Speaker 1: pretty convenient now that I paid the bill for you
Speaker 1: to say all this. But no, I really liked you,
Speaker 1: and I like, I would never ever, if I was sober,
Speaker 1: do something like that. I am so sorry. I'm so
Speaker 1: embarrassed you guys. I'm just so I'm so sorry. So
Speaker 1: this wasn't part of some master plan. No, no, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I legitimately had someone walk out on me on a
Speaker 1: tab and I would never I mean I just have,
Speaker 1: but I never in I would never but I did it,
Speaker 1: but I would never do it again. I don't know
Speaker 1: this I mean, I've heard of kind of cons like
Speaker 1: this happening before and I'm easily scammed. So oh no,
Speaker 1: I like I wanted to make it up to you,
Speaker 1: like please let me get up to you like that's
Speaker 1: that's really awful and I have that done to me.
Speaker 1: So I definitely wouldn't want to pass that bad stuff
Speaker 1: on anyone else. How do I know the first guy
Speaker 1: was even real? Wait? So are you saying that you
Speaker 1: think she set the whole thing up like being at
Speaker 1: the bar and there was no first date, just to
Speaker 1: get you to pay for her tab. Yes, it really
Speaker 1: felt like that. There was so much shown that Bill.
Speaker 1: I would never like, I'm not that crafty a date.
Speaker 1: I don't know, why would I go on the radio?
Speaker 1: She's bringing up some pretty good points, Pete, Like, I
Speaker 1: believe her, and you know, Pete, I can vouch for
Speaker 1: her that she did go out with another dude and
Speaker 1: he ditched her in the bathroom. How do you know, Well,
Speaker 1: because we called that guy, does he want to pay
Speaker 1: for the bill? Well, I don't know because the number
Speaker 1: that we have for him, it was disconnected, so we
Speaker 1: didn't really talk to him, so we actually don't know.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about it was disconnected. I mean,
Speaker 1: this guy might not exist. You never talked to him. Well,
Speaker 1: but I had a phone number. None of this makes sense.
Speaker 1: She gave you guys a disconnected number and scammed me.
Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like this is all part of
Speaker 1: some plot of hers. I'm starting to feel like I
Speaker 1: got worked over too, and maybe you guys are getting scammed.
Speaker 1: He doesn't good point, Patricia, are you scamming everybody? Okay, guys, well,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I have a meeting. What Patricia, what?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she did scam us? Look I knew
Speaker 1: it was a scam. Oh my god. You're trying to
Speaker 1: get a free dinner out of us? All right, so
Speaker 1: you were right? Then she must have set it up
Speaker 1: to meet you at the bar and have you buy
Speaker 1: all their drinks. And you just figured that out right now,
Speaker 1: I've been telling you what is going on with this girl?
Speaker 1: I know? Right? Well, sounds like seems like you dodged
Speaker 1: a bullet. Then, Pete, thanks for your time. That girl
Speaker 1: was nuts nuts or she knew exactly what she was
Speaker 1: doing to pay for my drink bandit that's a bad name.
Speaker 1: But we might be able to come up with a
Speaker 1: better one. Well, Yea in the morning text in at
Speaker 1: seven eight five to nine two says you guys should
Speaker 1: have given Pete a free meal, Sproken Jewbil in the morning. Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta explain if people didn't here today's second date update. Listen.
Speaker 1: We've been scammed on this show a few times for
Speaker 1: second date updates. Sometimes people will make up a story
Speaker 1: just so they can yell at somebody. One time, a
Speaker 1: guy made up a story about somebody who wasn't calling
Speaker 1: him back just so he could yell at somebody who
Speaker 1: didn't hire him for a job. Remember that a creative
Speaker 1: way to do it. It seems like we got scammed
Speaker 1: today because the woman that emailed us for a second
Speaker 1: day update her name is Patricia. Everybody hates her on
Speaker 1: the text message board at seven eight five nine two.
Speaker 1: By the way, her name is Patricia, and she told
Speaker 1: us a story about how she went out to a
Speaker 1: bar with a guy and then he ended up ditching
Speaker 1: her at the bar, so she tried to make the
Speaker 1: best of it and stayed at the bar and then
Speaker 1: met another dude and hung out with him all night,
Speaker 1: and then he wasn't calling her back, so she said,
Speaker 1: I don't really care. You can call both phone numbers.
Speaker 1: We called one phone number and it was disconnected. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then we called the other phone number, or the
Speaker 1: guy that she hung out with after the dude who
Speaker 1: ditched her. His name is Pete, and we got him
Speaker 1: on the phone and he said, I don't think she
Speaker 1: was actually there with anybody at all. She was just
Speaker 1: there to meet somebody to pay for all of her drinks,
Speaker 1: because when she left that night, she didn't pay her
Speaker 1: tas and he had to pay for everything. And the
Speaker 1: first guy, he didn't see her with anybody else at all,
Speaker 1: or she just drinks like a fish and it's a time.
Speaker 1: And then he confronted her and said, I think that
Speaker 1: you were scamming me to pay for your drinks, and
Speaker 1: she got very defensive and then hung up the phone
Speaker 1: on us. So I think that she was just trying
Speaker 1: to do a second date update, because you know, at
Speaker 1: the end of every single second date update, we always
Speaker 1: offered to send them out on a second date, and
Speaker 1: we usually do that with gift cards from the radio
Speaker 1: station for restaurants. Not to pull back the curtain too much,
Speaker 1: but we're not really giving him cash to go out
Speaker 1: on dates. You. Now we throw him a couple of
Speaker 1: gift cards and go have fun you too, Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I think that she was actually just doing it so
Speaker 1: she could get some free gift cards, which for dinner.
Speaker 1: I mean, at first I was like, no way, she's
Speaker 1: this poor girl, why would you accuse her that? But
Speaker 1: then you think we didn't get ever talked to the
Speaker 1: first dude, and then she all of a sudden had
Speaker 1: to hang up. But it was like, wait, well, maybe
Speaker 1: it was just kind of weird and like kind of
Speaker 1: stock her should Maybe he did change his number to
Speaker 1: get away. It was disconnected though. Somebody pointed out on
Speaker 1: her text message board at sevent eighty five nine two
Speaker 1: that nobody has a landline really anymore, and it was
Speaker 1: like a disconnected landline or something. So she must have
Speaker 1: thought it through and found a number that was disconnected
Speaker 1: and said, Okay, I'll tell him about this crazy date
Speaker 1: that I went on. They'll call that that'll be disconnected.
Speaker 1: Then they'll get Pete on the phone, and I'll commit
Speaker 1: him to go out with me again so I can
Speaker 1: get a free dinner. Wow. Smart rude, but smart, Yeah,
Speaker 1: trying to get him a benefit of the the doubt, like thinking, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe he just wasn't into her so or like he
Speaker 1: gave her a fake number because he didn't want to
Speaker 1: really like he wasn't into her, and then laugh, I
Speaker 1: don't even know. I think she tried to scam us,
Speaker 1: seem like yeah, yeah, I think on this one, you're
Speaker 1: probably right. Remember, if you want to do a second
Speaker 1: day update, all you have to do is email the
Speaker 1: show and we will call the person who didn't call
Speaker 1: you back. Or you can try to scam us out
Speaker 1: of a freemail, whatever you want to do. Young Jeffreyes
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