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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. Lord, what do you here?

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Speaker 1: This one subject my dangerous one night stand? Wait wait,

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Speaker 1: wait on that. You don't want to miss it, but

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Speaker 1: right now you don't want to miss this. Nephew. Tommy

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Speaker 1: is out today, but of course Junior is here. What

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Speaker 1: you got for us today? Junior? The barbershop? Uh huh

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Speaker 1: ha ha ha the barbleshop. Everybody got to go down

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Speaker 1: now you've been in there? Yeah, running cat Brady, How

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Speaker 1: are you doing? Man? My name is Dennis Man. I

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Speaker 1: got a hair cut from you a couple of weeks ago. Ye. Hey, listen, um,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to get an appointment with you man. Uh

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Speaker 1: like I said, I was there a couple of weeks ago. Man,

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Speaker 1: my first time getting hair cut from you. Did real,

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Speaker 1: real good jobs. I want to say thank you for that.

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Speaker 1: All right, It's okay. Do you have any um any

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Speaker 1: time available on Thursday? Yeah? Yeah, sure fine. What's what's

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Speaker 1: what's your name here? Bro? Dennis Man? Dennis? Okay, Dennis?

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Speaker 1: What Dennis about about three o'clock man, something of that nature.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I'm on the work performance, you know,

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Speaker 1: three o'clock, you'll be there. Okay. Hey, I got a

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Speaker 1: little bit of situation though, man, that happened last time

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Speaker 1: I was there. I kind of wanted to talk to

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Speaker 1: you about it, man, because it kind of called me

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Speaker 1: off guard. So I want to do how let you

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Speaker 1: man and see if we could rectify the problem. For

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Speaker 1: I came back up there. What happened? What's somebody disrespect

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Speaker 1: your something? I mean, what else to do? What? What? Um?

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Speaker 1: It really was somebody? Man? It was it? It was

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Speaker 1: it was actually you. Whoa, I mean, what's happen? Here's deal? Man?

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Speaker 1: When you was cutting my hair, when it when it

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Speaker 1: was time to turn the chair, you didn't turn the

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Speaker 1: chair with with with with with your hand man. See Brady, man,

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Speaker 1: you you turned the chair with your with your private poet. Oh,

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Speaker 1: come on, says I mean, I'm a professional man. I've

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Speaker 1: been on the fifteen years, right right. I don't think

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Speaker 1: it's anything deliberate, man. I think you just do it unconsciously, man,

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Speaker 1: because you know you'd be leaning over on the chair cutting,

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Speaker 1: and I think you don't realize you know, you'd be

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Speaker 1: turning the chair with your private part instead of doing

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Speaker 1: it with your hand man and see my hand got

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Speaker 1: caught out there, and I saw it out the corner

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Speaker 1: of my eyes. I saw your private part coming towards

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Speaker 1: my hand. I moved it just in time. You understand,

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Speaker 1: but not not see then I'm not understanding something. But

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Speaker 1: because I don't, I don't. We don't operate like that, mind, yes,

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Speaker 1: because you know I don't make mistakes like that. But

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I don't know you. You're sure

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Speaker 1: you're talking to the right person, man, Yeah, I mean,

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Speaker 1: ain't you the third chair on the right when you

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Speaker 1: walk in the door. Yeah, that's correct. Okay, that what

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Man. And you cut me two weeks ago,

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Speaker 1: and like I said, I really liked my hair cut,

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Speaker 1: so I wanted to call back and rectify this problem.

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Speaker 1: But you know you're gonna turn the chair with your

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Speaker 1: hand and not your private party. If not, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: have a problem. Okay, brow, I feel it, and I

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Speaker 1: understand your your complaint and everything. I mean, I'm not

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Speaker 1: understanding what you're saying, but I don't do that, you know,

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Speaker 1: But I mean we we will be glad to you

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. You know, the cut or whatever

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Speaker 1: you understanding? You know, But but I don't move nobody

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Speaker 1: know around with my prid man. That's just not being okay.

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Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying, but I want you to

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Speaker 1: hear what I'm saying. If you put your private on

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Speaker 1: there at all when I come in there Thursday, then

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Speaker 1: I promise you're wound jump up and we're gonna have

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Speaker 1: a problem. Who what let's see now now now right there,

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Speaker 1: And I'm not I'm not feeling that jump up and

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Speaker 1: having a problem because you know you don't really know

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Speaker 1: me like that. But you know what I mean. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to be professional here and and and solve your

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Speaker 1: little issue that you got your understanding. But but I

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Speaker 1: ad just jumping up and stuff you're talking about doing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm trying to come in and get

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Speaker 1: a nice hair cut and walk out with a nice

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Speaker 1: hair cut. What I don't want to do. It's come

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Speaker 1: down there, you're leaning over put your private part. Well,

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Speaker 1: I got my arms in my hands and I got

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Speaker 1: help you. Now that's what I don't dude. You're starting

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Speaker 1: you're touching me wrong. Talking about what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: I'm touching you wrong. You touched me wrong two weeks

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Speaker 1: ago when you put your private on my hand. Man,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to touch you, to tell you

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Speaker 1: feeling to say what. I don't know what you're talking to. Man.

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Speaker 1: You know all I'm trying to say. You're the brother

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Speaker 1: trying to come in and get it half cult and

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Speaker 1: walk out fitting like a man and not walk out

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Speaker 1: feeling violated. Man, because you didn't turn the chair with

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Speaker 1: your private part all up against my hand in my

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Speaker 1: elbow and stuff. Man, you know what I'm saying. You

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Speaker 1: know I'm trying to talk to you. But unless you

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Speaker 1: don't run me wrong, I ain't no punk flying here.

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Speaker 1: And you understanding, they ain't no punk flying that didn't

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Speaker 1: keep it off my hand. Ye, let me tell you

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Speaker 1: something won't. Oh yeah, you bring your stupid so he's

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Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now. You understanding? And look quicker?

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Speaker 1: Oh here wrong? Go. I hear what you're saying, but

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Speaker 1: let me explain something. You. We're using your hips and

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Speaker 1: your private section like a pinball machine. And I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you right now I will put something on you.

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Speaker 1: You come on, you understand me, dude. I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: to come and get a halh cut. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: a man, feeling like a man. I bet I open

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Speaker 1: you up. I'm gonna open you up. Boy, do you

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Speaker 1: wanna stand now? You know? Now? Come on? You know?

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Speaker 1: Tell you how to do something to your hunt? What's

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Speaker 1: you want to be? This is a brother, but shop good?

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Speaker 1: You understand me? Under Hold what I got time. I'm

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Speaker 1: not saying damn O that I got something to have

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Speaker 1: a cut right night time. You running a dumb back

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Speaker 1: over you're gonna come over here too, too straight? I

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Speaker 1: bet you did. I'm gonna do it. I don't go

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Speaker 1: I don't do it. You feel me? You know what

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Speaker 1: he is? You man? You'll come up? Yeah, come on,

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Speaker 1: pill because come actual, you come up to you. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna putting my real name on my shirt. Then

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Speaker 1: you want to know what my real name is? What's up? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Then you might want to you want you want to

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Speaker 1: know what name gonna be on the shirt? Like then

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Speaker 1: the name on the shirt is nephew Tommy from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Shown bad many. I got one more

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Speaker 1: thing to ask you, man, what is what is the

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Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the

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Speaker 1: land the morning it is Baba shot. Yeah, you know

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Speaker 1: they too, Mony. They turned in the chair the hand

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Speaker 1: right there. You got to see my hand. You know

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Speaker 1: you can't be doing all that when you cut my hair,

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Speaker 1: you know, said daddy is barber shock. Al Right. Well,

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Speaker 1: if you want to know what nephew Timmy is gonna

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Speaker 1: be performing that, and I hope it's somewhere near you,

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Speaker 1: just go to Thomas Miles dot com. That's th h

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Speaker 1: O M S M I L E S dot com.

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Speaker 1: He scheduled to hit Glennside, Pennsylvania with some more and

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Speaker 1: then he's gonna back though Knoxville, Tennessee with my Man

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Speaker 1: Bruce Bruce. Also, Virginia Beach Comedy Club is on the list,

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Speaker 1: and a Memorial Day Weekend, the Nephew Chuckles Comedy Club,

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Speaker 1: Memorial Day Weekend. My man Presscott over there a little

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Speaker 1: press Scott boy pres Scott is something serious. That's what

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Speaker 1: Steve says. He's fine man, a man country hey dog.

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Speaker 1: One of my favorite stand up comedians. He's one of

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Speaker 1: my all time favorites. Man j Anthony Brown said entertainer

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Speaker 1: that damn I'm talking about that wasn't Richard Pryor. Huh,

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Speaker 1: because Richard Pryor was a king. But I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: you something, man, it's some bad boys out there. Man,

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Speaker 1: that was out there. That was for real funny. If

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Speaker 1: you've never seen Prescott, and you from the country, you

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Speaker 1: got to see his ass. Okay, I don't think i've

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Speaker 1: ever seen him. Boy, here, I did a joke about

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Speaker 1: wearing that glitta jacket with Lisa on the back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well he had Lisa on the back. They couldn't afford

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Speaker 1: no school close. He had just hand me down. But

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Speaker 1: his sister was handing him. Class said, you want to school?

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Speaker 1: First day in school, they said, HAYLESA Lisa his oldest

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Speaker 1: sister had to hand him down. Close. Man, he had

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Speaker 1: the glittle jacket on it. All right, we gotta get

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Speaker 1: out of here. Coming up next it is the Strawberry

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Speaker 1: Letter for today. My subject my dangerous one night stand.

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Speaker 1: Wait till you hear this letter. Who somebody's gonna be mad?

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back right after this