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Speaker 1: to part two of the best thus of my mama

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Speaker 1: Right goddamn, Now this is part two. You bitch has

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Speaker 1: But you already heard part one, and goddamn, were those

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Speaker 1: some of the best, as indicated in the title, some

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Speaker 1: ones are coming. That's right, some of the best from

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Speaker 1: other weird ass games that I cook up For both

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Speaker 1: this is the best of part two. My mama told me,

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Speaker 1: let's jump into this game. I have a fun game,

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Speaker 1: Here's the fact that I found for you. It turns

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Speaker 1: Robert I Am going to introduce you a classic conspiracy theory,

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Speaker 1: We would love to hear from you. And as always,

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