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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame only on the new Hits

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Speaker 1: one oh six point one. Hello, Hi, this is that

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from corporate. I was looking for Tina. This

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Speaker 1: is shem Hi Tina, how are you today? I'm okay?

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Speaker 1: Did you say, yes, we're here in the corporate office.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling because your rewards member with us. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you definitely are, that's for sure. Well, I am calling

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Speaker 1: to let you know that if you do not use

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Speaker 1: some of your points very soon, we will be wiping

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Speaker 1: your account clean and you'll start back at zero again. Wait,

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Speaker 1: what did you miss what I was saying there? Because

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Speaker 1: I can say it again. No, did you say that

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Speaker 1: you were going to wipe my points clean? Yes? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you've been hoarding points and that's why we're calling everybody

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Speaker 1: who has been hoarding points to let them know that

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Speaker 1: will no longer be allowed and if you do not

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Speaker 1: use your points by the end of the week, your

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Speaker 1: account will be back to zero. But that's the whole

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Speaker 1: point of isn't that what you do with points? As

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Speaker 1: you save your points and then you get the different

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Speaker 1: I suppose if you're selfish selfish? Why would you call

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Speaker 1: me selfish? Well, I think it's pretty obvious if your

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Speaker 1: hold if you're hoarding, I'm sorry what It's a points program,

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Speaker 1: that's what everybody does. But if you're hoarding points, then

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Speaker 1: the next person doesn't get as many points, do they?

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Speaker 1: Therefore you're selfish. That doesn't even make any sense. And

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Speaker 1: I don't like your attitude either. Well, listen, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: that you feel that I'm getting an attitude with you.

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Speaker 1: I just personally, it makes me very upset when I

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Speaker 1: talk to point hoarders, and I know that that's my

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Speaker 1: own problem, and I have trouble holding back, and I

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Speaker 1: can be a little rude at times. And I'm going

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Speaker 1: to say that I know that I'm going to apologize

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Speaker 1: for it, and I'm also going to say, but you

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Speaker 1: just have too many loyalty points and I need you

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Speaker 1: to use them right away. What's wrong with you? You

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Speaker 1: just call up your customers and tell them they're too loyal?

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Speaker 1: All right? That's it. Five demerits. I've taken away five

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Speaker 1: of your rewards points. You want to try it again?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? I'm one hundred percent serious. You want

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Speaker 1: to you want to test me again? Tina? All right?

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Speaker 1: You know what six reward points off your account. Right there, bam,

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Speaker 1: But I want you What I do want to do

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Speaker 1: is I want to talk to your supervisor. I bet

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Speaker 1: you do. I bet you want to talk to my supervisor.

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Speaker 1: We guess what ten rewards points off? You want me

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Speaker 1: to hit another party? Oh no, put your supervisor on

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Speaker 1: the lot. All right, all right, fifteen rewards points off

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Speaker 1: of your account. Try to get coffee now you know, well,

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Speaker 1: put your supervisor on. I'll just have him put all

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Speaker 1: of the points back. So keep your hands off points.

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Speaker 1: I'll have you know. My supervisor can't put points back

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Speaker 1: on your card because I'm the keeper of the points. Like,

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Speaker 1: what is your problem? Do? What is your serious problem?

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Speaker 1: My serious problem is that you haven't been using your

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Speaker 1: rewards points. And as the keeper of the points, I

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Speaker 1: decide who gets points and who gets points taken away,

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Speaker 1: And right now you're getting points taken away for I'm

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Speaker 1: the keeper of the points from the keeper of the points, right, yes,

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Speaker 1: I am the keeper. Yeah, okay, you your dungeons and dragons.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I guarantee you. Keeper of the points is

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Speaker 1: not on your resume. It may not be on my resume,

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Speaker 1: but it is tattooed on my chest. This is ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I agree, it is ridiculous. It's ridiculous that you're not

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Speaker 1: using your points. I don't have to use them. I

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Speaker 1: earned them, okay, And how did you earn them? How

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Speaker 1: did you earn them by hard work? I just think

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Speaker 1: your company that pays your salary. No, you are a

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Speaker 1: joke just because you hate your life and you sit

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Speaker 1: around in a stupid cubicle all day counting points like

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Speaker 1: a troll. Just because that's your life and that's your existence.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to take that out on me. I

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Speaker 1: didn't do that, okay, Well make you do that? Well,

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Speaker 1: you didn't make me do it, but your friend Erica

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Speaker 1: didn't make me do this prank phone call. I had

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Speaker 1: to tell you that what this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your friend Erica set you up. Oh my god, Oh

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Speaker 1: I thought you were legit. Well, if you don't use them,

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Speaker 1: I am because I'm the keeper of the points and

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Speaker 1: I take my job very seriously. It's my calling in life.

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Speaker 1: God wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties