1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: The Jubil Show on Demand. Yeah, I get it, I know, 2 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:10,800 Speaker 1: I get the fact that my brother Jimmy Kimmel is 3 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 1: a bit more successful than I am. Whatever, though, now 4 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 1: is my time to shine. Okay, we don't have to 5 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: talk about my brother Jimmy Kimmel because I'm Garrett Kimmel. 6 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: He has an older, less successful brother, and I'm the 7 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:30,320 Speaker 1: host of Stupid Internet Questions. It's America's favorite game show. 8 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 1: Here that Jimmy Kimmel, America's favorite game show, and I'm 9 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:37,320 Speaker 1: hosting it today. I'm Garrett Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel's older, less 10 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 1: successful brother, and welcome to Stupid Internet Questions. It's the 11 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: game where we ask you the question that everybody's wondering 12 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:46,240 Speaker 1: about on the dot com today. What is today's stupid 13 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,199 Speaker 1: Internet question? Yeah? What is it? I'm Garrett Kimmel and 14 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:52,879 Speaker 1: I'm sad a lot not today. You would be too 15 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 1: if Jimmy Kimmel was your younger brother. But enough about him. Okay, clean, 16 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 1: Now time for the stupid Internet question. Call us up 17 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,400 Speaker 1: eight eight, eight, three, four three one six one text 18 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: in four one or six one today stupid Internet question? 19 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:07,319 Speaker 1: Is this? What is something that you just recently realized 20 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 1: that you're embarrassed that you didn't realize earlier. Well, something 21 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 1: that I feel like i'm embarrassed that I didn't know 22 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:18,040 Speaker 1: earlier was how to correctly pronounce words. Someone didn't pay 23 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,479 Speaker 1: attention in English. What's one word bamin and I still 24 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 1: don't know if I pronounce it right. You just did 25 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: right there, just because you know, famine happened recently, so 26 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: I thought it was fayne. You know, you know what 27 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,160 Speaker 1: you have something that I realized. Do not judge me, 28 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,200 Speaker 1: because I don't judge you guys unless you need to 29 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: be judged. But I basically now just pronounced words the 30 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,560 Speaker 1: opposite of what I think they are pronounced, because I'm 31 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 1: always wrong with like longer words now and because my 32 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: husband Jewel corrected me so many times over the years. Okay, 33 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:46,400 Speaker 1: at that point, I literally say it correctly now because 34 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:51,120 Speaker 1: I think it's the wrong way to say it. It 35 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 1: sounds like I'm like, hey, it's this word. I was 36 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 1: just trying to help that. It's like a trigger thing. 37 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: Now if I was says a word wrong, I don't 38 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,600 Speaker 1: correct her anymore, and I just let her figure it 39 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:15,800 Speaker 1: out herself. Everyone while everyone's while the like it's famine 40 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 1: one text in four one oh six one. What is 41 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:23,359 Speaker 1: something that you just recently realize that you're embarrassed that 42 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:28,519 Speaker 1: you didn't realize earlier. Candice. Yeah, so we're religious, so 43 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: we go to church on Sundays. And I went to 44 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 1: church on Sunday, and because of money baby, everybody's coming 45 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 1: up to me and they're all like, oh, she so 46 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,079 Speaker 1: you're so cube. And then one sister was like, oh, 47 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 1: by the way, you might want to go to the 48 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 1: bathroom to you have a hole in your dress, and 49 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: so I'm like, oh, okay, no big deal. And then 50 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 1: after I was done showing the babies everybody, my husband 51 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 1: picked the baby and I did go to the bathroom 52 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 1: and I noticed the hole was on the side of 53 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 1: my ribs where I have a huge tattoo that I 54 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 1: got super young. And of course all these people are 55 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 1: all like church, uh the tattoo. It's like words, it's 56 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:08,320 Speaker 1: the stars what people think. It's not like I said, 57 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 1: I love the devil, but I wasn't bars you already 58 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:16,360 Speaker 1: have a mother, lady, you know, I don't other like 59 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:18,639 Speaker 1: other women judge you for being a mom and having 60 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: to how it is like it's ruthless out there. You 61 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,760 Speaker 1: need to go to one of those stars churches where 62 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 1: they like promote the fact that they allowed tattoos, the 63 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: cool churches. Yeah. I grew up in the church, but 64 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 1: I'm not really religious, and my parents are always trying 65 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: to give me to go to church after I, you know, 66 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,679 Speaker 1: got out of the house, and they would usually say 67 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: things like that, you know, you should try this church. 68 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: They actually have people in the congregation with tattoos. You 69 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 1: should They're not actually going to heaven, but you should 70 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: go anyway. I should try minding your own business. Somebody 71 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 1: texted in at four one six one that said, I 72 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 1: just recently realized it's pronounced tupperware and not tubberware show, 73 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: and it's stupid Internet questions today. Stupid Internet question is 74 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 1: what is something that you just recently realized that you 75 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: were embarrassed that you didn't realize earlier. Something that I 76 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 1: realized is that it's really not that difficult to put 77 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 1: air in your tires. You just realize that I've lived 78 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: in fear for years of having to do it. I've 79 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 1: watched many a YouTube tutorial from the comfort of my couch, 80 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 1: and but then you know, you get to the gas station. 81 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: You get to the little air machine and there's a 82 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: stressful for you when you did that, Panic Central, Are 83 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: you serious, I'm scared that the tire's gonna explode in 84 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: my face, or like I'm gonna be driving down the road. 85 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:36,040 Speaker 1: Five minutes later, calls up eight to eight three four 86 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 1: three one six one. Text in four one oh six one. 87 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,200 Speaker 1: It's stupid internet questions and what is something that you 88 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:45,200 Speaker 1: just recently realized that you're embarrassed you didn't realize earlier. 89 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,240 Speaker 1: We got another text from someone that said, it took 90 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: me fifteen years to realize that a new stick of 91 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:52,479 Speaker 1: deodrant is not that difficult to open. I would always 92 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 1: hurt my nails trying to get that plastic cap off 93 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: and say you just crank it a tiny little bit 94 00:04:56,800 --> 00:05:04,480 Speaker 1: at the bottom and it pops off. I was today, Victoria. 95 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,800 Speaker 1: Where did you hear that? How do you open a 96 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: thing of the odor? Do you break your nails? You know, 97 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 1: the little plastic part on the top of it off? No, 98 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: they have a little like it has a little lax 99 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: the topic. You know, it does not just spin a 100 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 1: little bit at the bottom of the bottom. It pops off. 101 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 1: You're just graduated you're supposed to know this stuff. Today's 102 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 1: Super Internet question was, what is something that you just 103 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: recently realized that you're embarrassed that you didn't realize earlier. 104 00:05:25,839 --> 00:05:30,359 Speaker 1: That's it for me. I just changed my life. I 105 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 1: just want to go home now and do that so 106 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,280 Speaker 1: I can test it out the goat. Wow, you won 107 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 1: the Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame 108 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 1: Day Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello, ah, what what 109 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 1: what is that? How you like that? Ah? What? Why 110 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:05,280 Speaker 1: are you making? Annoise? Why are you making the noise? 111 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:11,200 Speaker 1: What do you do? Hey? What are you talking about? 112 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:15,320 Speaker 1: Keep it down? Down there? Keep it down? We did, 113 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,479 Speaker 1: That's why I got my whistle out to blow it 114 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:21,920 Speaker 1: right in your ear hole. Did you remember from the neighbors? 115 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,040 Speaker 1: And it doesn't matter where I got your number from, 116 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 1: but yes I did, because I needed to call you 117 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:29,680 Speaker 1: and tell you I keep it down or else I'm 118 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,799 Speaker 1: gonna blow this whistle right in your ear hole again. 119 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,839 Speaker 1: How do you feel the line? I'm up here trying 120 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:39,400 Speaker 1: to watch my videos. Yeah, but I'm not good. Okay. 121 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:41,360 Speaker 1: First of all, so I don't know why you're complaining 122 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,760 Speaker 1: that whistle is annoying you're just yelling. Yeah, look, everyone 123 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,560 Speaker 1: thinks my music's too out. Okay, you're just yelling and 124 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 1: you're using a whistle. It's stupid. I'm using a whistle 125 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,640 Speaker 1: to blow it right in your ear because I've lived 126 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,240 Speaker 1: down the hall from you for about a year now 127 00:06:56,279 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 1: and I'm tired of the wreck as. So you want 128 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 1: to all day long, you want to ruck us all 129 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,880 Speaker 1: day long in your apartment, I'm runna ruck us on 130 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 1: the phone with him. Knock it off, old man with 131 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,800 Speaker 1: the your name so don't even know you. My name 132 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 1: is Frank, and I'm tired of it. Knock it off. No, 133 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:15,720 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna knock it off, Frank. I'm gonna play 134 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,320 Speaker 1: the music even louder now, so I hope you're happy. No, 135 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,560 Speaker 1: you can. I'm gonna whistle that. You can take that 136 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: whist up you can, No, you can take you what 137 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,760 Speaker 1: a speaker of yours that you play your loud music 138 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: on all day and night and shove that up there. 139 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,680 Speaker 1: If it's big enough, it's probably big enough. Let's just 140 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,760 Speaker 1: let's just end this, okay. If you have a problem 141 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,720 Speaker 1: with me, you can talk to building management, or you 142 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,280 Speaker 1: could come down here and talk to me. Or you are, 143 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 1: or you can find the volume knob on your speakers 144 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: and turn it down. Knock it off. It's round and 145 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 1: I can barely hear your pear information. Okay, the building 146 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 1: management did come down several times, all right, but the 147 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,800 Speaker 1: walls are thinned. Nothing we can make the walls thicker, 148 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 1: all right, So it's just that the music is just 149 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 1: gonna go see through the walls. Nothing we could do, 150 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:01,040 Speaker 1: all right. Well, I can wait there the I can't 151 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 1: wait to hear the sound of the loud, sad music 152 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,600 Speaker 1: you're gonna be playing soon when your girlfriend walks out 153 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:09,440 Speaker 1: of your life. Buck out. Look she's not going anywhere, 154 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:12,560 Speaker 1: first of all, and then I think you need to 155 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 1: get sick. I've seen her. I've seen you walking down 156 00:08:15,600 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 1: the hallway with your girlfriend plenty of times, and I'm 157 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,400 Speaker 1: tired of you playing your music all loud. So you 158 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:24,840 Speaker 1: asked for it. I had last night. I drove to 159 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,880 Speaker 1: a very seedy part of town and picked up a 160 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,920 Speaker 1: lady of the night and I took pictures of her 161 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,160 Speaker 1: leaving your apartment, and I'm gonna give them to your 162 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 1: girlfriend the next time she stops by, so she'll thank 163 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,800 Speaker 1: given chating on her right when we get the street, 164 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:38,199 Speaker 1: you went and picked up a prostitute all the way 165 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:41,040 Speaker 1: to my apartment. Yeah, photos to prove people my apartment. Yeah, 166 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:46,120 Speaker 1: just to try to get up with my girlfriend. Yeah loud, Yeah, 167 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:50,400 Speaker 1: you just pay here to take photos? Yes I did. Yeah, 168 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 1: I did. Best seventy dollars I ever spent. And I 169 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,200 Speaker 1: spent seventy dollars, and I spent seventy dollars on a 170 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 1: lot of prosties in my life. But that's the best 171 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:03,160 Speaker 1: seventy bucks I ever spent. Enjoy being single, bucko, And remember, 172 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:07,439 Speaker 1: turn your music down, all right, that's ridiculous, right, My 173 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:11,000 Speaker 1: girlfriend's never gonna believe you, never gonna believe the stupid photos. 174 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,720 Speaker 1: To go ahead, all right, do what you're gonna do. 175 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,080 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna change anything, all right. I'm not gonna 176 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,440 Speaker 1: change the volume. I'm not gonna change Why don't I 177 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,440 Speaker 1: just tell you that your girlfriend is actually on the 178 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 1: phone right now, she's on the fold right now. Yeah, 179 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,560 Speaker 1: And what do you think she's gonna say when she 180 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 1: finds out you've been with a seventy dollars prostate? Ah, Alison, 181 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,560 Speaker 1: what's tell them what you think of that? Yeah? I 182 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,520 Speaker 1: can't believe it, babe. How could you do that? How 183 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:38,959 Speaker 1: could you do that to work? What is going on? Oh? 184 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,960 Speaker 1: This is actually a Jewel from The Jewels Show doing 185 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,280 Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your girlfriend Alison set 186 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:46,160 Speaker 1: you up? Are you kidding? She said that people complain 187 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 1: about your loud music in your apartment wanted me to 188 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:52,840 Speaker 1: mess with you. Oh, man, I really thought that was real. 189 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:56,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah you were really not. Yeah. I 190 00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:58,200 Speaker 1: thought I was gonna have to fight an old man. 191 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:02,040 Speaker 1: I had no idea. What's gonna happen? Then, Jewel Show 192 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,920 Speaker 1: on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot 193 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,280 Speaker 1: News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they 194 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:11,440 Speaker 1: report the news. For Friday, September sixteenth, twenty twenty two, 195 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:14,840 Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh and they just made the greatest invention 196 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 1: of mankind and I can't wait to tell you what 197 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:19,199 Speaker 1: it is coming up in just a second. But first 198 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,960 Speaker 1: let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and finally some 199 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:26,960 Speaker 1: good news came from Demi Levado. I have one. Sorry, Yeah, 200 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:30,000 Speaker 1: I'm Christian Gray. Snow into anyone who says celebrities are 201 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,720 Speaker 1: just like us and not worthy of being celebrated. You're wrong, 202 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,560 Speaker 1: and I'm here to tell you why. More coming up 203 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:36,200 Speaker 1: on that in my story. That's coming up in my story. 204 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,040 Speaker 1: More on those in just a second before your first Thursday. 205 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:40,520 Speaker 1: In the I n the Adians. They report the news. 206 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 1: For anybody who rides the bus or sits at the 207 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:44,079 Speaker 1: bus stop, life is about to get a whole lot 208 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,800 Speaker 1: better for you. Also, for anybody who is on a plane, 209 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,480 Speaker 1: life is about to get a whole lot better for you. 210 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,760 Speaker 1: For anybody who goes out in public anywhere, life is 211 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,520 Speaker 1: about to get a whole lot better for people. Because 212 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,640 Speaker 1: there's an amazing invention. And I've been wondering why something 213 00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:58,440 Speaker 1: like this doesn't exist yet, and I'm so thankful for 214 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:01,880 Speaker 1: the researchers in Japan who made this thing. Okay, it 215 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,920 Speaker 1: is a bluetooth device that straps over your face and 216 00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:08,600 Speaker 1: muffles your voice so you can make phone calls in 217 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:12,000 Speaker 1: public and people don't hear you talking that. Yeah, why 218 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:15,920 Speaker 1: are the idiots? They're not idiots people. You don't have 219 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:19,160 Speaker 1: to be a needio to be anything. We're the idiots. 220 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,800 Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk about it, Okay, I'm just 221 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:24,360 Speaker 1: in the news. They report the news. I'm the idiot. 222 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,200 Speaker 1: That's reporting the news. This is amazing. This is the 223 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,120 Speaker 1: I n N the idiot News at work, where idiots 224 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,480 Speaker 1: aren't just in the news, they report the news. Far 225 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,200 Speaker 1: next story, let's send it on the work to Alex 226 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:37,040 Speaker 1: Fresh is on location Dmi Levado Land for the last time. 227 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:42,000 Speaker 1: Unfun theme park ever. Yeah, Damie Lavado does anything she 228 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,360 Speaker 1: can to just stay relevant and in the news. And surprise, surprise, 229 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:49,520 Speaker 1: she's doing it again. She just announced her current tour 230 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:51,640 Speaker 1: that she's on is going to be her last. So 231 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: Damie Lavado says she's not going to be performing again 232 00:11:54,080 --> 00:12:01,360 Speaker 1: after this tour. Yep, that you could have ever done. 233 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,679 Speaker 1: It's not just all bad news. Every once in a 234 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,679 Speaker 1: while there's an uplifting news story like that on the 235 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:08,839 Speaker 1: I n N News Network, where idiots aren't just in 236 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:11,719 Speaker 1: the news, they report the news. Thank you for retiring soon, 237 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,839 Speaker 1: David Lava for your next story. Listening to honor to 238 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:16,480 Speaker 1: Christian Gray Snow who is on location. I am on 239 00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:20,439 Speaker 1: location in Australia, where locals are reportedly suggesting a separate 240 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:23,320 Speaker 1: face be added to their currency following the death of 241 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:26,160 Speaker 1: the Queen. The British Monarch is Australia's head of state 242 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:28,559 Speaker 1: in their future on the country's currency. Following the Queen's 243 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,240 Speaker 1: death on September eight, the Australian National Bank announced that 244 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,400 Speaker 1: obviously King Charles the Third will be the next one 245 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,080 Speaker 1: to appear on their five dollars bills. But Australians have 246 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,719 Speaker 1: a better idea in mind, Okay, they would rather have 247 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:46,640 Speaker 1: global Australian legend. Steve Irwin, I absolutely or when otherwise 248 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,080 Speaker 1: known as the Crocodile Hunter, died in September two thousand 249 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,720 Speaker 1: and six. After you know, he was struck by seeing 250 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:54,320 Speaker 1: gray and he was just generally loved man. Everyone loves 251 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,920 Speaker 1: Steve or when he made people happy. His family is 252 00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,719 Speaker 1: still continuing his memory by working with animals. I say, 253 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,959 Speaker 1: put Steve went onto five cares about whoever the hell? 254 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:06,600 Speaker 1: No nobody cares about chubby fingers. King Charles actually put 255 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:09,839 Speaker 1: the Crocodile Hunter on every piece of current, all of 256 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,880 Speaker 1: our dollars in every country. It just has the crocodile 257 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,079 Speaker 1: hunters face with a little baby crocodile's hand with a 258 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,880 Speaker 1: big old smile on space. Y'all want to bring the 259 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,520 Speaker 1: world together, this is how you do. Yeah, I mentioned 260 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:22,320 Speaker 1: I don't even know how or why Australia and England 261 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,480 Speaker 1: and whoever is connected and why because they're not even close. Well, Australia, 262 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 1: but was where they sent prisoners. Okay, so Australia. It 263 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,600 Speaker 1: was basically a prison island at some point and then 264 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:34,920 Speaker 1: now it became Australia. So I feel like I should 265 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,720 Speaker 1: have paid more attention to school. Yeah. Also king what's 266 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:41,480 Speaker 1: his name? Charles? Is hext next up to bat Um 267 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,920 Speaker 1: But did you see the video of him getting really 268 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:46,320 Speaker 1: mad because he was signing something the other day his 269 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,960 Speaker 1: pen started leaking, Yes, and he had to get up 270 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,720 Speaker 1: and he had to remove himself because he was so angry, 271 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:53,160 Speaker 1: and he had to like he's like shoving things off, 272 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:58,720 Speaker 1: and I think he was actually shifting away a fart. 273 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:01,480 Speaker 1: He probably got so mad he parted. I mean, have 274 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:03,600 Speaker 1: you seen that man and how swollen his body and 275 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,240 Speaker 1: his fingers are. I'm sure any fart coming out of 276 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,400 Speaker 1: him smelled horrible. No, his finger actually gets a little smaller, 277 00:14:10,679 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 1: air is coming out of it. Just then the idiot 278 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:22,360 Speaker 1: his network wardiots aren't just in the DAWs is an 279 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,280 Speaker 1: all the same time? Well, Monday, same time for another 280 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 1: hard hitting report from the Iron and want to play 281 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,640 Speaker 1: as one club of cording Kardashian answering a TV interview 282 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,080 Speaker 1: question about how Mary life is so far from her. 283 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,880 Speaker 1: You guys are clearly in love. I think when it's 284 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:39,880 Speaker 1: kind of easy and like it's just everything almost yeah, 285 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 1: Like it's like it's so weird. I think of like 286 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:47,040 Speaker 1: times when things weren't so easy and it's just like 287 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:51,160 Speaker 1: when it's right, it's right right. There was a total 288 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,400 Speaker 1: of seven words in there. Yea like one of them. 289 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,600 Speaker 1: Remember follow the Joe on social media at the Jewel Show, 290 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,920 Speaker 1: follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at 291 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,840 Speaker 1: that Dreas, I'm a Christian Grace Snow and your phone 292 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,760 Speaker 1: brank happens every single hour on the twenties. Your next 293 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,520 Speaker 1: one is coming up in just a few minutes. It's 294 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 1: a Jewel Show. But let's hear that amazing breakdown of 295 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 1: love from Courtney Guardashian one more time before your phone brank. 296 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:13,200 Speaker 1: You guys are clearly in love. I mean, is it 297 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,520 Speaker 1: when you know you know? I think when it's kind 298 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:20,840 Speaker 1: of easy and like it's just everything almost yeah, Like 299 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,040 Speaker 1: it's like it's so weird. I think of like times 300 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,000 Speaker 1: when things weren't so easy. And it's just like when 301 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:32,960 Speaker 1: it's right, it's right. It is the Jewel Show on demand. 302 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,320 Speaker 1: First Day Up is on the phone today for a 303 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 1: first date follow up. She's getting ghosted by a guy 304 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 1: named Billy. What's up, Eva? How are you hi? Hi? 305 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,080 Speaker 1: How are you not too bad? Thank you for asking? 306 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,000 Speaker 1: So before we get into your date and try to 307 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,240 Speaker 1: figure out why Billy's ghosting you, and before we call 308 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,680 Speaker 1: him to ask him straight up, Billy, why you ghost 309 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,360 Speaker 1: And how long has it been since your date with Billy? Uh? 310 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:02,040 Speaker 1: Is about a week? Okay? How many times have you 311 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:05,040 Speaker 1: reached out? Or have you reached out? Um? I? Well 312 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,240 Speaker 1: I was waiting for him to call me back. That's right. Yeah, 313 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,160 Speaker 1: so you haven't hit him up at all. It's just 314 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,200 Speaker 1: been it's just been a week and you've heard nothing 315 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:15,400 Speaker 1: after your date. Yes, and you haven't hit him up 316 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,920 Speaker 1: at all either, now yet? Okay, you guys are ghosting 317 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,600 Speaker 1: each other, but you just really want to know why 318 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:26,640 Speaker 1: you're ghosting each other? Yeah, each other? Maybe both of 319 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,280 Speaker 1: you guys are like, who's next to first? Well, he 320 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 1: said he was going to call me back, so that's 321 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:34,560 Speaker 1: why I'm waiting. Okay, Well, tell us about your date. 322 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:39,160 Speaker 1: Then um, maybe we can figure it out. Okay. So, um, 323 00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 1: I met Billy on tender and UM we were talking 324 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:46,960 Speaker 1: for about a week or so and then like all 325 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:49,000 Speaker 1: of a sudden, things just started to get really really 326 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:54,080 Speaker 1: like more flirty, and we started texting and sending pictures 327 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,480 Speaker 1: and right, you know, the conversation was just like really 328 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 1: really hot and steamy and it was everything and uh, 329 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 1: I don't know, like I haven't been dating for like 330 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,119 Speaker 1: a year and a half and um, and so I 331 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,480 Speaker 1: told him that, and I you know, I let him 332 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,400 Speaker 1: know everything that was going on, and like I said, 333 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,120 Speaker 1: we got like are we just got real and ten 334 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,600 Speaker 1: And then we decided to meet up and we both 335 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 1: lived there like this dive far and that I love 336 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,000 Speaker 1: and it's dark and it's sexty and it's good and 337 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,359 Speaker 1: it's like a good warm up for what Like I 338 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,479 Speaker 1: knew it was going to be like a good night okay, 339 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,120 Speaker 1: because you guys had already chatted like that, you know what, 340 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:33,000 Speaker 1: you basically know where the date's going to end up. Yeah, 341 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,240 Speaker 1: exactly what I'm saying, Like that see me. Like once 342 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,240 Speaker 1: we started sexty and that was it, you know, all right, 343 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,760 Speaker 1: So like our conversation leading up to like both of 344 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,320 Speaker 1: you know, to us meeting, everything was like very sexual 345 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,680 Speaker 1: and then we both stated that we couldn't wait to 346 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:49,720 Speaker 1: rip each other's clothes off, and so, um, yeah, the 347 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 1: date was great, the bar was great. It was pretty 348 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:56,879 Speaker 1: much just an advertiser for the night. And right afterwards 349 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,720 Speaker 1: we went to his place. Okay, did what you guys 350 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:03,720 Speaker 1: talk about happened? Oh? My goodness did it? It was 351 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:08,520 Speaker 1: like it was it was amazing, like we just like 352 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:14,120 Speaker 1: everything happened. We got super freaky dirty talking, biting, scratching 353 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:19,120 Speaker 1: on his back. I was loud as hell. Oh wow. Okay, yeah, 354 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:22,760 Speaker 1: So basically though you both had a one night stand. Um, 355 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,760 Speaker 1: what I mean wasn't supposed to be that, that's what 356 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,920 Speaker 1: it turned out to be. Did you guys talk about 357 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,800 Speaker 1: that or do you think that that's all he wanted 358 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,400 Speaker 1: to do, because I mean, as you said, he would 359 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:35,040 Speaker 1: text you. But did you say, hey, let's do this 360 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,800 Speaker 1: more often? Well, yeah, he said he was gonna call 361 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,200 Speaker 1: me back, like we we When we were speaking, we 362 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:43,119 Speaker 1: spoke about you know, starting to date and continue I 363 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,680 Speaker 1: started a relationship, you know, getting to know each other 364 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,720 Speaker 1: and all that, and then all of a sudden, like 365 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:49,720 Speaker 1: at the end of the night. Um, like, like I said, 366 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:53,520 Speaker 1: we were biting, the kissing, the scratching, the the spanking, 367 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,560 Speaker 1: like it was just everything. And then in the morning, 368 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,720 Speaker 1: you know, we did like twice at night and then 369 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,480 Speaker 1: once again in the morning more or left and then 370 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,800 Speaker 1: like we had, we shared this really really long kiss 371 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,720 Speaker 1: before I left, and he said he'll call me later 372 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,080 Speaker 1: on that night. And that was a week ago. Maybe 373 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:14,480 Speaker 1: you are out, maybe you still sleeping. Yeah, I don't know, 374 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,359 Speaker 1: but I'm so torn because I don't Yeah, I don't know, 375 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,680 Speaker 1: Like I'm so torn because like I don't know if 376 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,800 Speaker 1: it was maybe I was way too into it or 377 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,399 Speaker 1: maybe I was too loud. I mean, like I usually 378 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,600 Speaker 1: don't just let go like that, but I thought that, yeah, 379 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,240 Speaker 1: you know, I felt safe with him, and you know, 380 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,359 Speaker 1: considering that he was just as much as into it 381 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,720 Speaker 1: as I was. Yeah, and like I definitely had to 382 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,960 Speaker 1: cover up blite marks on my neck and my shoulder 383 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,760 Speaker 1: and everything like, so I just definitely like thought that 384 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:42,280 Speaker 1: I would hear from him again, like everything was, everything 385 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,800 Speaker 1: went great, and I don't understand. All right, well, we'll 386 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,320 Speaker 1: try to figure out for you. We'll play a song 387 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,040 Speaker 1: come back, and then call him and find out why 388 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,080 Speaker 1: he's not calling you back and if he can walk yet. 389 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 1: If it is your first day follow up, I just 390 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,679 Speaker 1: don't even since today's first day follow up, Ava is 391 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,480 Speaker 1: on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy 392 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 1: named Billy, although I think she might have killed Billy 393 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:10,200 Speaker 1: not known it. If you heard the first part of 394 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,160 Speaker 1: the first Day follow up, Ava met Billy on Tinder 395 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,040 Speaker 1: and they really just wanted to hook up. They were 396 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,159 Speaker 1: talking dirty on Tinder. They met up for drinks and 397 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,639 Speaker 1: then they ended up hooking up a lot, a couple 398 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,000 Speaker 1: of times, and it was how would you describe how'd 399 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:30,919 Speaker 1: you describe it again? Ava? It was amazing, We're freaky, amazing, 400 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:37,080 Speaker 1: we're biting, scutching. If it wasn't that you guys had 401 00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:39,240 Speaker 1: agreed to hook up, you would be fighting. That's basically 402 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:47,040 Speaker 1: it was. I can imagine. So, but now Ava's not 403 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,160 Speaker 1: getting a call back and she doesn't know why, and 404 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,000 Speaker 1: they didn't agree to just make it a one night thing, 405 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 1: so she's really confused. Its spend a week and she's 406 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:55,080 Speaker 1: heard nothing, and so we're gonna call Billy right now 407 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:57,080 Speaker 1: and see if we can figure out why he's not 408 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:00,720 Speaker 1: calling Ava. Back. Have Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. 409 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:14,280 Speaker 1: All right, here we gotta go. Hello, Hey mask to 410 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:19,000 Speaker 1: Billy please yeah, this is him, Hey Billy, how are you? 411 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,240 Speaker 1: This is the jew Bils Show. It's a radio show. 412 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,600 Speaker 1: My name's jew Bil. Mine is Alex. I'm Christian Grace. 413 00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:27,760 Speaker 1: Now how are you? I'm right, I guess. So we 414 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,280 Speaker 1: do a segment on the show called the First Date 415 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,800 Speaker 1: follow Up. That's where if you go out on a 416 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,560 Speaker 1: date with someone and then end up ghosting them, they 417 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,959 Speaker 1: can email us to get you on the phone and 418 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:39,280 Speaker 1: ask why you've been ghosting them. So we got an 419 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:44,720 Speaker 1: email about you from a woman named Ava Yep ring all. Yeah, 420 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:49,760 Speaker 1: that girl's a lunatic nymphomaniac. Who do you say, nymphomaniac 421 00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:56,280 Speaker 1: nimpha sounds like a band. Yeah, I mean like like 422 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,119 Speaker 1: we had a look, we had a good time on 423 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:03,880 Speaker 1: the date, and you know, obviously I got sexual. But yeah, 424 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,920 Speaker 1: she told us about that. She said that you guys 425 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:10,520 Speaker 1: had a really good time. Yeah, but I guess, like 426 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:14,320 Speaker 1: my thinking like a girl like that who have sex 427 00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:18,480 Speaker 1: on the first date like that, um has probably done 428 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 1: it a bunch of times, of course, and what's wrong 429 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,480 Speaker 1: with that? Exactly? Why not, Like I always I say 430 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,399 Speaker 1: that all the time. People complain about somebody who's got 431 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,040 Speaker 1: a lot of experience, right, but then people also complain 432 00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:33,400 Speaker 1: about having bad relations like that. Right, if you want 433 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,520 Speaker 1: the best, you gotta you gotta have someone who seasoned, 434 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:39,800 Speaker 1: a professional VET, somebody who's practiced R I mean sure, yeah, 435 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,480 Speaker 1: But like the thing is, like a girl like that 436 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,840 Speaker 1: won't She's not gonna last very long, and you know 437 00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:48,320 Speaker 1: she was gonna want sex and that's it. And then 438 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,479 Speaker 1: you know, I don't you know, I don't really have time. 439 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:55,160 Speaker 1: I want to want something reeler. I think lunatic nimphos 440 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,240 Speaker 1: want relationships too. Yeah, but like the scratch marks on 441 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:02,879 Speaker 1: my back are just now healing what probably stung the 442 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:06,720 Speaker 1: shower for the last week. I thought that sounded like 443 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,639 Speaker 1: it would hurt. Yeah, yeah, I can't like keep doing 444 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:17,840 Speaker 1: that sustainable, like as I'm on the fast track to 445 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:22,200 Speaker 1: getting CT, you know what I mean? Like, all right, 446 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,439 Speaker 1: so that's the reason. Then it's just, um, you're not 447 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,159 Speaker 1: really sure how sustainable a longer relationship with her it 448 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,920 Speaker 1: could be, right, Okay, Right, Well, thank you for being 449 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,880 Speaker 1: honest with the thing. I appreciate it, and I'm I'm 450 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:37,480 Speaker 1: glad your wounds are healing, and I do want to 451 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,479 Speaker 1: let you know though, that Eva is actually on the 452 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,800 Speaker 1: phone listening to this and wants to talk to you. 453 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:49,239 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like, what the billy, Are you kidding me? 454 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,240 Speaker 1: You were just as into it as I was. Are 455 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:56,960 Speaker 1: you kidding me? Like, I don't understand. Yeah, I was 456 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:59,640 Speaker 1: into it, but it was just a little too much, 457 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,640 Speaker 1: you know, you know what I mean? No, I don't, 458 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,600 Speaker 1: because this is the first time in a while that 459 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,400 Speaker 1: I've been physical with anyone, and I felt sat with you. 460 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,919 Speaker 1: I mean, you just seemed too comfortable with it, Like 461 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,119 Speaker 1: it was way too thirsty and he didn't seem to 462 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,119 Speaker 1: mind when he was spanking me and begging me to 463 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:23,399 Speaker 1: call him daddy. Okay, yeah, to say it girl. No, 464 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:30,879 Speaker 1: you're a psychost and way too much. Yeah, oh my, 465 00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:33,800 Speaker 1: are you kidding me? If you felt that way about it, 466 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,720 Speaker 1: you shouldn't have done that with her, Like if that's 467 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,919 Speaker 1: a turn off for you, for some people, turn off 468 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,480 Speaker 1: as somebody who's not relaxed in the bedroom, like I'm 469 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,560 Speaker 1: willing to do whatever they like to do, or let 470 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,960 Speaker 1: you know, right out of the gate. Okay, Yeah, I 471 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 1: enjoyed it at the time. But are you isn't gonna 472 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,199 Speaker 1: always be like that because it just sounds hazardous to 473 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:56,040 Speaker 1: my health. I mean I wouldn't want to have open 474 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,280 Speaker 1: wounds all the time. Yeah no, I mean I wouldn't. 475 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,679 Speaker 1: I want I have to scratch you every time, like, 476 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,040 Speaker 1: but we both were into it. I mean, you bait me. 477 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,879 Speaker 1: I have to bite marks on my shoulders and my 478 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000 Speaker 1: neck like I don't know, I wasn't the only one 479 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,240 Speaker 1: in it was my blood. Yeah, I was just getting 480 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 1: you back a little. Yeah you are Yeah, it's like 481 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:23,520 Speaker 1: you scratched me. I bite you this Okay. I don't 482 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:28,680 Speaker 1: know where this is going. Um, well you know you can. 483 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,639 Speaker 1: You can try again and I can be softer or it. 484 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 1: Just to see if I can be softer with you. 485 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,879 Speaker 1: I think we have to end this before it goes 486 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,239 Speaker 1: too fun? Billy, would you like to on another day 487 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,320 Speaker 1: with Ava? We'll pay for it, not the will, yeah, 488 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:45,800 Speaker 1: but not the emergency room visit for the neals for it. Yeah. 489 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:51,320 Speaker 1: Um yeah, you are a lot of fun Ava. Um 490 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:56,320 Speaker 1: Yeah I done? Really? Oh yeah, and I hay I 491 00:25:56,400 --> 00:26:01,480 Speaker 1: have neal sporing and gauze at my house. Oh, thank you, 492 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:07,239 Speaker 1: thank you, see you soon. Wait okay. So well then 493 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,680 Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna see you soon. I'm sure you will. Yeah, 494 00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:14,520 Speaker 1: do it. Um, yeah, I can't wait. I'm glad you 495 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:24,639 Speaker 1: did this. Fun you guys, enjoy yourself. Thank you, guys, 496 00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:30,400 Speaker 1: Thank you, Bye bye bye. The Jewils Show on Demand 497 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:46,440 Speaker 1: Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? You texted 498 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,560 Speaker 1: in at four one six one that you have a 499 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:49,720 Speaker 1: dirty little secret and this is a Jewel Show and 500 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,280 Speaker 1: we're all back to ask you what your dirty little 501 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:56,200 Speaker 1: secret is. So hello, oh okay, yeah, let's let's do it. 502 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,240 Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. If you can do it, 503 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,560 Speaker 1: we can do it. I can all do it. We 504 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,080 Speaker 1: have eyes and ears and as we can all get it. 505 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:10,440 Speaker 1: So um, like something that said at the Swingers party. 506 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,360 Speaker 1: We can all we can all get it. We got ears, 507 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,960 Speaker 1: no worries here, all right, let's all get it then, 508 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,280 Speaker 1: all right? Um, okay, So my daughter is in our 509 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:26,879 Speaker 1: early teens. She's thirteen, and uh she has yeah exactly, 510 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,760 Speaker 1: she has a cell phone, you know, like a lot 511 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:33,320 Speaker 1: of them, dude, and she's real secretive. Everything she does 512 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,200 Speaker 1: top secrets. She didn't tell us anything. You know. Stuff 513 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:41,800 Speaker 1: like that sounds like mine. You want to you want 514 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 1: to make sure that they're like, you know, I'm safe 515 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,000 Speaker 1: and doing the right things and all that kind of stuff. 516 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:52,919 Speaker 1: So I work in cybersecurity, and uh, I you know, 517 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:58,359 Speaker 1: have a particular skills. Wow, a teenager, I would be 518 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 1: terrible to have a pair of the worst type security 519 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 1: awful these days. Yeah, So every once in a while, 520 00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,720 Speaker 1: I'll you know, tap into her cell phone you shouldn't, 521 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,440 Speaker 1: and I just to make sure she's safe, like make 522 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:18,000 Speaker 1: sure she's you know, doing what's supposed to know exactly. Yeah. 523 00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:24,680 Speaker 1: So recently I found some stuff and I don't know 524 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:31,560 Speaker 1: what I can do about it, Like, you know, talking 525 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:35,000 Speaker 1: about things and you know, there's a a little little 526 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:38,680 Speaker 1: guy to school and just you know, hey how about this, 527 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,120 Speaker 1: let's meet up at the park and all that kind 528 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,880 Speaker 1: of stuff. And I want to say something, But how 529 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:52,480 Speaker 1: do I say something I did? I'm not sure. I'm 530 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,560 Speaker 1: not sure clarification. I think that I think it's just 531 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,280 Speaker 1: like a normal teenage thing to do. I think that 532 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,320 Speaker 1: you know, you was her parent having a tuition. As 533 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,560 Speaker 1: far as like what the messages said, I would be 534 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,720 Speaker 1: worried if they said certain things, but if it's like 535 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,200 Speaker 1: an innocent thing, I think that's just such a super 536 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:12,520 Speaker 1: normal teenage thing to do. Yeah, you could also just 537 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,120 Speaker 1: show up optunity word. You could show up at the park, 538 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 1: like I've definitely shown up all places that I knew 539 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,000 Speaker 1: my daughter was out that she wasn't supposed to a 540 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,320 Speaker 1: few times, I can just see you, like walking up like, 541 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:30,960 Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, her friends saw me coming and warn 542 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,880 Speaker 1: her that was such a fun day though. That was 543 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,440 Speaker 1: such a fun day. We had binoculars. Oh my god, 544 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,160 Speaker 1: We've done it several times, and she was there with 545 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,240 Speaker 1: a guy. Yeah, but you know, and she even told 546 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,000 Speaker 1: me that she you know, she she doesn't she wasn't 547 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,880 Speaker 1: even interested in boys then, and like I was, you know, 548 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,640 Speaker 1: I was like, maybe, like, well, when she likes girls, 549 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,240 Speaker 1: which I don't care, but like she didn't talk about 550 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,200 Speaker 1: girls either. So when I showed up in the park, 551 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,640 Speaker 1: I'm like, I have to know because it just does 552 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:55,520 Speaker 1: not seem right that she's not talking to a boy, like, 553 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,160 Speaker 1: and I'm super open as a mom, like I don't care, 554 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,280 Speaker 1: I'm super late back. And then come to find out, 555 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,440 Speaker 1: she like definitely likes boys and she's definitely in the 556 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:06,480 Speaker 1: park with boys. So I walked up on her and 557 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,680 Speaker 1: she was shocked. Her face was hilarious. She was sitting 558 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,160 Speaker 1: there next to some boys. So you actually have the 559 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 1: messages and you know when they're gonna meet up. You 560 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:19,440 Speaker 1: could actually do it. Yeah. Yeah, I am the Jewel 561 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,800 Speaker 1: Show on demand. One of my personal models is burn 562 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,760 Speaker 1: it down. Any things that you just burn. You gotta 563 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,360 Speaker 1: burn something down once in a while. You got to 564 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,040 Speaker 1: destroy something once in a while to try to build 565 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,880 Speaker 1: it better. Just challenge yourself a little bit. Yeah. And 566 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,080 Speaker 1: some people call that self destructive behavior. I call it 567 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:42,160 Speaker 1: a motto. It's still self destructing behavior. It's my lifelong motto. 568 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,959 Speaker 1: And we're about to do something right now that it's 569 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,440 Speaker 1: similar to something that almost got me fired before. I 570 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,200 Speaker 1: used to do something called radio skydiving. It's The Jewel 571 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,440 Speaker 1: Show and we have a dump button at the radio station, 572 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,640 Speaker 1: so if somebody cusses on there, you hit the dump 573 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,280 Speaker 1: button and it drops it out so people don't hear 574 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,480 Speaker 1: the cuss work. And we really to use it right. Yeah. 575 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,520 Speaker 1: And when we first got a dumb button, this is 576 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,400 Speaker 1: a long time ago, I was like, hey, let's just 577 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,760 Speaker 1: have a segment where we cuss a bunch and hit 578 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,959 Speaker 1: the dumb button and see if it works, yeah, and 579 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 Speaker 1: I didn't know that it runs out at a certain point, 580 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:12,400 Speaker 1: and that was and I dropped, oh gosh, the Granddaddy 581 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,400 Speaker 1: at the time of them all to see you next, 582 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:19,000 Speaker 1: Oh no, the dumb but looked down at the dumb 583 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:22,400 Speaker 1: button and it wasn't lit up, So that went out 584 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:27,480 Speaker 1: over the air. Somehow I kept my job and didn't 585 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:31,120 Speaker 1: get one complaint over that. Amazing. And right now we're 586 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,320 Speaker 1: gonna just take on screen phone calls because it's Friday, 587 00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:37,520 Speaker 1: and why not encouraged day. Don't swear, though, because it'll 588 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,080 Speaker 1: make the audio sound all weird, So don't don't swear. 589 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,800 Speaker 1: But you can talk about whatever you want right now 590 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,880 Speaker 1: on the show. Unscreen phone calls. We're not going to 591 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,400 Speaker 1: screen them at all or check anything out. Just call 592 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:48,560 Speaker 1: us up eighty eight three four three one oh six 593 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,080 Speaker 1: one eight eight three four three one oh six one, 594 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:55,680 Speaker 1: And was just to ask you what's popping? You can 595 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,080 Speaker 1: talk about anything that you want right now. Let's get 596 00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,600 Speaker 1: it calls up eight to eight three four three one 597 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,320 Speaker 1: six one text in four one o six one. But 598 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,440 Speaker 1: before we ask you what's popping? Alex, what's popping with you? 599 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,320 Speaker 1: Why are you coming to me? It's just take a 600 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:14,000 Speaker 1: phone call. I was not prepared ready, I've always got 601 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,520 Speaker 1: things I can bring up though. Let's see here right now, 602 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:22,120 Speaker 1: I'm online shopping. I'm looking at some tuning forks. He's 603 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:27,840 Speaker 1: got her. Yeah, it's just call in and he promoted 604 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,880 Speaker 1: it for like the last five minutes, and then you 605 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,200 Speaker 1: hop over to me like I'm ready. This is it's 606 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,960 Speaker 1: all about surprises today. Is gonna do that? Here, I'll 607 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,720 Speaker 1: go to the phones right now. Should I do something 608 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:44,360 Speaker 1: so you can use a dump button? Yea? Why are 609 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:48,000 Speaker 1: you going to phone calls? Eighty eight three three one 610 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,920 Speaker 1: six one text in four one o six one. Let's 611 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:51,800 Speaker 1: take our first on screen phone call and ask that, 612 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:57,560 Speaker 1: Oh gosh, what's popping? Hello, you're on the air. Who 613 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:03,080 Speaker 1: is it? Hey? Hey? R Rebecca? Rebecca? Um turn your 614 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:10,200 Speaker 1: radio up? No, non up, all the way up. Turn 615 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:18,560 Speaker 1: it down. Oh my god, I can hear Rebecca. Okay, yeah, see, 616 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,920 Speaker 1: And that is what happens. We need to do on 617 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,600 Speaker 1: screen phone calls. I'm gonna hang up on that line. 618 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,600 Speaker 1: Take another one. At least. It's kind of like skydiving, 619 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,640 Speaker 1: doesn't it. All right, Let's take another on screen phone call, 620 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:31,240 Speaker 1: and it's gonna take I'm gonna take line three. Whatever 621 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,320 Speaker 1: that's about. Good never you like that number? Hey, line three. 622 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:35,520 Speaker 1: I don't know if you know if you're on the 623 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:42,280 Speaker 1: air or not, but what's popping? Hello happening? I'm here 624 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:47,680 Speaker 1: to talk about the Good Lord Dwayne. Do what I'm 625 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:52,680 Speaker 1: here to talk about Dwayne the Rock Johns on her? 626 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:59,920 Speaker 1: What did Dwayne the ro Johnson do for you? You ability? 627 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,200 Speaker 1: He'll destroy the world that we don't worship him? WHOA, Okay, 628 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,800 Speaker 1: do you believe this? Let me, I need to tell 629 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:11,680 Speaker 1: the world. Do you believe that you're on air? I am. 630 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,800 Speaker 1: I don't even know what I am. Listen, people listen 631 00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,400 Speaker 1: to me. We need to worship Dwayne. Is they have 632 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:25,359 Speaker 1: got of the New World? I do know who I am. 633 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:28,799 Speaker 1: You're saying, so you're saying, you're saying that we need 634 00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:31,359 Speaker 1: to worship Dwayne the Rock Johnson and if we don't, 635 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:35,080 Speaker 1: he will destroy the world. Yes, I will, you will, 636 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,040 Speaker 1: You'll destroy the world. Oh you have earth beending ability? 637 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,239 Speaker 1: You just said that, Yes, I will use my earth 638 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:46,880 Speaker 1: bending abilities. When's your birthday? Oh God, I don't forget Okay, 639 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,160 Speaker 1: she she doesn't remember. How do you join up with 640 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:54,600 Speaker 1: the Church of Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Actually it's not 641 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,560 Speaker 1: really a church, is Morble. I kind of created it, 642 00:34:57,920 --> 00:34:59,840 Speaker 1: you know, we kind of we kind of go to 643 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,759 Speaker 1: hospital break in, just take a few in face and 644 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,560 Speaker 1: unsacrifie them. Pretty simple. Actually, well, well okay, I mean 645 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,240 Speaker 1: that sounds like a lot of work for a Friday 646 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,200 Speaker 1: night to me. Um, yeah, I'd rather just hang out 647 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,759 Speaker 1: and watch some Netflix or something. But I am. I can't. 648 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,040 Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say right now. I 649 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,120 Speaker 1: didn't love that, I think because she knows how much 650 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,440 Speaker 1: I disliked Rock. I don't know, though, I do think 651 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,520 Speaker 1: she might have been serious. And I do think that 652 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:27,879 Speaker 1: there's a lot of things that I want to say 653 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,480 Speaker 1: that I cannot right now. I can't go into it. 654 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,640 Speaker 1: Stream phone calls. I'm gonna go ahead and go to 655 00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:36,600 Speaker 1: line two and find out what's popping with them. Hey, um, 656 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,359 Speaker 1: line two, I don't know if you know if you're 657 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,839 Speaker 1: on air or not. Boat. What's up? How are you? 658 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,839 Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you? Turn your radio? Do your bed? Yeah? 659 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,040 Speaker 1: Turn your radio all the way down please so we 660 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,759 Speaker 1: don't hear ourselves. Sweet, Okay, it is all the way down. 661 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,680 Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about? Okay? Um, I 662 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,040 Speaker 1: guess I'm gonna kind of treat this like a dirty 663 00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:03,280 Speaker 1: little secret. Okay, all right, what is I'm actually married 664 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:06,600 Speaker 1: and I married my best friend of fifteen years. He's 665 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:10,680 Speaker 1: an amazing person, amazing father. And I recently started this 666 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,359 Speaker 1: job and I've been here for about a year now, 667 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,680 Speaker 1: and there's one person there in particular that just like 668 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,719 Speaker 1: I don't know when when I saw him the first time, 669 00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:22,319 Speaker 1: it felt like something just clicked in my brain, like 670 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:30,000 Speaker 1: almost meeting the right person at the wrong time. Jon No, No, 671 00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:33,799 Speaker 1: he doesn't more like Jason mamma. And how long has 672 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:38,719 Speaker 1: this been going on? Um, It's been nearly a year now, 673 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,719 Speaker 1: and I've never said anything to anyone, and I'm not 674 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,000 Speaker 1: going to because I'm married and I do love my 675 00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,920 Speaker 1: husband and I want I don't want to be that person, 676 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,480 Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to do the wrong thing. 677 00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:52,359 Speaker 1: Does know? Does we have like a friendship? But I've 678 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,880 Speaker 1: never once been like, oh I feel some sort of 679 00:36:54,880 --> 00:37:00,399 Speaker 1: way towards you just shall look in a twin flame thing. Yeah. Well, okay, 680 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:03,800 Speaker 1: let's say you guys are Let's say it's a Friday 681 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,480 Speaker 1: night and you just called the Duel Show and you're 682 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,239 Speaker 1: doing on screen phone call. So you're like calling all 683 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:08,719 Speaker 1: your friends like we gotta go on Pire to night. 684 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,879 Speaker 1: That was crazy that you can talk about it because 685 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,960 Speaker 1: this is amazing for you. And you go to a 686 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,400 Speaker 1: bar and then that news at a bar, and then 687 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,000 Speaker 1: your husband's out of town in Kentucky for work, you know, 688 00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,239 Speaker 1: because he does that, Do you take that opportunity to 689 00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,439 Speaker 1: try something with that dude? No? No, no, no no. 690 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,120 Speaker 1: I don't ever want to be that person. I don't 691 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,960 Speaker 1: want to do wrong towards my husband because he deserves everything. 692 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,080 Speaker 1: I know. I know everything he's been through and he 693 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,719 Speaker 1: deserves in my opinion, the entire world have like I 694 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,960 Speaker 1: have guilt in me just even having these thoughts and 695 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,399 Speaker 1: feelings towards another person. But it just I don't even 696 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,400 Speaker 1: know how to explain it. It It feels so instant, like 697 00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,600 Speaker 1: a click in my brain, and I was just like, oh, 698 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,800 Speaker 1: I don't I don't think I really like it. Listen 699 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,080 Speaker 1: can help how you feel, but you know you're doing 700 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,800 Speaker 1: the right thing and maybe you'll feel better now just 701 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,040 Speaker 1: getting it off your chest, right, And yeah, and if 702 00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,839 Speaker 1: you have guilt, like you said, for feeling that way, 703 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,759 Speaker 1: you actually I feel I feel like you should be 704 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,400 Speaker 1: proud of yourself because it is even a hypothetical question. 705 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,719 Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, would you do it right? And you 706 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,480 Speaker 1: still said no, even when like you know that that 707 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,759 Speaker 1: might never happen, you still said no. I think you 708 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,120 Speaker 1: should actually be proud of yourself. Feelings like that could 709 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,160 Speaker 1: be normal. It's if you act on it where you 710 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,360 Speaker 1: should spank yourself and say that was naughty. I'm not 711 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:20,200 Speaker 1: gonna do that again for a very long time. Yeah, so, yes, 712 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,560 Speaker 1: he's been my best friend for like fifteen years and 713 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,520 Speaker 1: we've we've been married for about five years. Well, I'm 714 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,960 Speaker 1: all for, like, you know, long term love and all 715 00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,120 Speaker 1: of that, you know. I just I also think that 716 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,600 Speaker 1: people can outgrow them, you know, other people, and everything 717 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,640 Speaker 1: is not always meant to be. So if it works out, 718 00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:41,000 Speaker 1: then that's amazing. If it doesn't, that's okay too. You know, 719 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,040 Speaker 1: everything happens for a reason, and that's life. We're taking 720 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,000 Speaker 1: on screen phone calls right now. We have to do 721 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,279 Speaker 1: the phone prank, so I probably can't get to another 722 00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:49,200 Speaker 1: call right to second because who knows, they might want 723 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,160 Speaker 1: to talk about the Church of Jason Sidekis for five minutes. 724 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,920 Speaker 1: But it would be funny if I picked up another 725 00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,279 Speaker 1: line and it was like her husband going, my wife, Yeah, 726 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:04,000 Speaker 1: she has this co worker that cooking up with that 727 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:10,000 Speaker 1: dude Ike calling us three three, one h six one. 728 00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,440 Speaker 1: We'll ask you what's popping and why? I just a surprise, 729 00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:17,759 Speaker 1: what's popping? A Christian Gray Snow? Christian is popping? Is that? 730 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:23,200 Speaker 1: My new podcast is back? Ye? Yeah, it's called The 731 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,319 Speaker 1: Christian Gray Snow Show. And um, I had been doing 732 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,200 Speaker 1: a podcast for over a year. Everyone who knows me 733 00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:30,759 Speaker 1: knows that I love the Real Housewives. Um, and so 734 00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,799 Speaker 1: my podcast was about the Real Housewives. I did over 735 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:36,319 Speaker 1: seventy episodes, interviewed like over twenty cast members from over 736 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,560 Speaker 1: the last decade. Yes, and took a little break because 737 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,080 Speaker 1: I had to switch production partners. But um, yeah, we 738 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,399 Speaker 1: are back as of today. My first interview is live 739 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,640 Speaker 1: right now with Vicky Gumbelson, who's the first housewife of 740 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,839 Speaker 1: all time. She's you should go check it out though 741 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,520 Speaker 1: for all because Christian he's a hustler and he like 742 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,239 Speaker 1: kills it. He works so hard and like that's his 743 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,920 Speaker 1: own separate side hustle. Yes, and he just kills it. 744 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,840 Speaker 1: Thank you, Christian. Can you say, um, it's live? But 745 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,880 Speaker 1: go to it later, not right now. Yeah, they can 746 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,279 Speaker 1: say it's like yeah, so like it'll be there all 747 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,279 Speaker 1: day long, so you can go check it out any 748 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:10,399 Speaker 1: time you can on your way home this evening, yeah yeah, 749 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,920 Speaker 1: you know, and the baths tonight while you're having a 750 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,919 Speaker 1: glass of lime. That's cool, man, anytime after a couple 751 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,239 Speaker 1: of hours to check out Christmas podcast. Though, I like 752 00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:21,080 Speaker 1: to support the people on the show doing things because 753 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,840 Speaker 1: I have been on shows before where I did comedy 754 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,400 Speaker 1: and podcasts and stuff like that they literally did not 755 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,239 Speaker 1: want to. So I like to give people props. Go 756 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,520 Speaker 1: check it out and congratulations. Like I started to keep 757 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,480 Speaker 1: calling us still for on screen phone calls. It Didjebile 758 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:32,600 Speaker 1: Show on demand