Speaker 1: Maybe it's it's the same. It's like the same input
Speaker 1: that or like vibe that drift justin timber like to
Speaker 1: be honest and now for a little while, it's yeah's
Speaker 1: great in one lady, but I just I gotta get
Speaker 1: my yucks man. So it's like, I'm so tired I'm
Speaker 1: doing all this serious pulling other people's titties out. I
Speaker 1: want to be funny. That wasn't the same era, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: That was like, oh yeah, super bulb, the slipping snl J.
Speaker 1: I do like to believe that he pulled Jenny Jackson
Speaker 1: City out and everybody got some upset. He was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know that she was pretty funny. I want
Speaker 1: to explore this. I want to see what else I
Speaker 1: can do that makes people like racist, honey, holitary stuff.
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Speaker 1: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode
Speaker 1: of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep,
Speaker 1: deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we
Speaker 1: finally work to prove that if we're finally going to
Speaker 1: defeat Jake Paul, then we're going to need to call
Speaker 1: on Jason de Rulo. That's right. Stop looking to former
Speaker 1: athletes and trained fighters. They don't have the same hatred
Speaker 1: in their heart as a grown man who survived off
Speaker 1: of pretending to be a kitty cat on TikTok. We
Speaker 1: need the de Rulo effect if we're going to overthrow
Speaker 1: Jake Paul's tyranny. These are facts, ladies and gentlemen. I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm just coming at you with cold, hard facts
Speaker 1: at this point. My name is Lankson Kerman. You know me.
Speaker 1: I'm your host of this nonsense podcast. And and what
Speaker 1: what a bit of nonsense have we gathered here today,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. What a handful of of sillyes incord
Speaker 1: I think that we're gonna unpack today. And my guests today,
Speaker 1: he's hilarious. He's a very talented comedian performer. You know
Speaker 1: him from his work on on ap bio. He was
Speaker 1: a writing on ap bio. He has also been on
Speaker 1: The Good Place, performed on the Good Place. Very funny.
Speaker 1: Please give it up from my guest, Mr Zeke Nicholson. YEA, hell, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. That's nice. That like Yeah, it feels digital,
Speaker 1: a digital warm welcome I'm loving it. Yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: I saw that. Baby. I went to a bunch of
Speaker 1: individuals and said, boo for me. Hell yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: my uncle is an audio engineer. That's literally his job.
Speaker 1: It's like he goes to like outside and it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: like that guy like stirring Man is can I record
Speaker 1: that later? That's like truly his job. So I appreciate you, uh,
Speaker 1: good for him that he has a job that that
Speaker 1: I think deserves to be treated like a very creepy thing,
Speaker 1: but then also then become super helpful to everything in
Speaker 1: in Hollywood. That's it. Somebody's got to get that stern
Speaker 1: mayonnaise down and and you've gotta be a hero to
Speaker 1: walk up to another human being and be like, are
Speaker 1: you stern mayonnaise? Let me let me put a microphone
Speaker 1: next to day show. Well, thank you for having you here.
Speaker 1: I'm excited you're here. You came to us with a
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that that I wouldn't necessarily uh immediately associate
Speaker 1: with the black community. But that said, is not necessarily
Speaker 1: not black. Like it feels like some ship that that
Speaker 1: somebody's black ass family member would have suggested, And everybody
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I could see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel it. But you said, my mama told me
Speaker 1: aliens were involved in the disappearance of the Malaysian Airlines flight.
Speaker 1: That's right, yeah, And to be perfectly accurate, it's not
Speaker 1: so much my mama told me, but rather like my
Speaker 1: wild ass cousin Michael told me, yes, MH. Three seventy,
Speaker 1: as it's known in the community, taken by aliens in
Speaker 1: what I guess is just like a rip off of
Speaker 1: the Bermuda Triangle. Like it's not, it's not it's not
Speaker 1: even a new point of view on airplanes disappearing, you know, right, right,
Speaker 1: because that was essentially the whole although it was. And
Speaker 1: break this down for me, because I think I always
Speaker 1: understood the Bermuda Triangle is more of like a Devil's
Speaker 1: Land kind of vibes, where like planes were disappearing because
Speaker 1: because God couldn't cross that area. You your understanding is
Speaker 1: that it's more like alien associated I yes, I remember
Speaker 1: very clearly being in sixth grade and hearing about the
Speaker 1: Bermuda Triangle and for the first time understanding that it
Speaker 1: was like maybe a portal to outer space and that
Speaker 1: had been like flown to another planet. Essentially, Oh, that's
Speaker 1: that's actually kind of cool. Yeah. I had heard portal,
Speaker 1: but I heard to hell is is what that triangle
Speaker 1: was darker? And probably to be fair, I grew up
Speaker 1: in a very white place in upstate New York with
Speaker 1: a lot of white people's version of that. White people aliens,
Speaker 1: black people help. We all got portals? Are portals like
Speaker 1: is different? White people's portals be like this, but black
Speaker 1: people's portals be like this. Yeah we get it. Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: um but yeah, So my cousin Michael, I remember, we
Speaker 1: were like, uh, they live in Arizona, and he sorry,
Speaker 1: like most of my black family lives in Arizona, and
Speaker 1: I had gone into a couple of family reunions out there,
Speaker 1: and this one time we were at this reunion and
Speaker 1: he was telling me like, Yo, he's like this kind
Speaker 1: of like heavy set, like really like one of those dudes.
Speaker 1: His eyes don't open all the way. It's like maybe
Speaker 1: because he's always drunk and high, but also I feel
Speaker 1: like even when he wakes up in the morning, it's
Speaker 1: like he's like speaking through half slits. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: If you if you smoke and drink enough, it becomes
Speaker 1: who you are, right your body does, it adjusts it
Speaker 1: it turns into the person that that you've always wanted
Speaker 1: to be. Yes, totally. I remember the first time I
Speaker 1: met Michael, I was actually an adult, and he was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I remember I see you since he was a baby.
Speaker 1: He's like, and that's very much his vibe. So yeah,
Speaker 1: one time he he had told me, he was like, yo,
Speaker 1: you know they don't they don't say this on the news,
Speaker 1: but Malaysia Airlines Black three seventies was adopted by aliens.
Speaker 1: He's I don't want to tell you remember this very specifically.
Speaker 1: He kept like trying to use the word obliterated, but
Speaker 1: instead he would say obliberated. No. It was like, man,
Speaker 1: the flight tried to tell me that the flight obliberated,
Speaker 1: and it was talked about aliens. I swear, I swear.
Speaker 1: And this went on and on about how MH three
Speaker 1: seventy had not been obliberated, it had been abduct Like Michael,
Speaker 1: they didn't say it got obliberated. I assure you, that's
Speaker 1: not what they're trying to tell you. And if you
Speaker 1: listen more carefully, we we solved this problem. That's that's
Speaker 1: so fascinating. So I guess this this This covers a
Speaker 1: couple of things because Michael tells you this and he's
Speaker 1: saying that it got obliterated, and I don't know that
Speaker 1: I've heard that either, right that, Like, I think that
Speaker 1: for the longest it was just like a crash. We
Speaker 1: don't know where it crashed, and we're just looking for
Speaker 1: for any evidence of where they actually happened. But he's saying, like, no,
Speaker 1: that ship got turned to fucking dust. So it was like,
Speaker 1: because I do remember there was some discussion like had
Speaker 1: it been shot out of the sky, like was this
Speaker 1: a military thing? And so I guess he was running
Speaker 1: contrary to like he was like, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: take the main conspiracy theory. I'm gonna take it like
Speaker 1: even crazier conspiracy theory because even that it was like, yes,
Speaker 1: it seems probably like it was some sort of accident
Speaker 1: and then it went down in an uncharted pocket of
Speaker 1: the ocean. Yes, but yeah, he was like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it wasn't. It wasn't the Russians, it wasn't the US government.
Speaker 1: It was aliens that have ducked the place. He side
Speaker 1: note probably loves Manifest on NBC right up his alley.
Speaker 1: I love that as just a side note. Side note,
Speaker 1: This guy loves manifest so I don't know what that
Speaker 1: means to you and your listeners, but just take that
Speaker 1: and run with it. That's right, um, And not to
Speaker 1: throw too much at the kitchen saint, but I feel
Speaker 1: like it's relevant to the story. Also, yeah, this was
Speaker 1: like a two full conspiracy theory. One part of it
Speaker 1: was that the m H three seventy had been abducted
Speaker 1: by aliens, but somehow it was also coupled with the
Speaker 1: fact that mermaids were living under Greenland Okay, way a
Speaker 1: goddamn second, Zeke, I'm listen. I was here with you.
Speaker 1: I knew where we were going in this conversation, and
Speaker 1: then sorry, this additional thing got added and it sort
Speaker 1: of is, uh, you really put some syrup on my spaghetti.
Speaker 1: And I'm trying to understand the connection here, but help
Speaker 1: me out. I honestly don't think it's like there's any
Speaker 1: real content connection. But what I did a little bit
Speaker 1: of research after this conversation be what what the fun
Speaker 1: was this about? And it turned out that Animal Planet
Speaker 1: had aired a fake documentary about mere people living in
Speaker 1: the Greenland Sea. So I think that Michael had just
Speaker 1: seen this and let's take a genuine news report or
Speaker 1: maybe it was like on YouTube or something, but yeah,
Speaker 1: he he took this, he input in this information as
Speaker 1: being genuine that in his mind it was all connected
Speaker 1: to like the image through seventy of the people under Greenland.
Speaker 1: It's like everyone's lying to you. You know, it's going
Speaker 1: down that people don't want to talk about. That's so
Speaker 1: interesting to me because I do think and I I've
Speaker 1: never seen this documentary nor heard of it, and maybe
Speaker 1: it exists, maybe it doesn't, but I do think that
Speaker 1: in terms of it being a Discovery Channel documentary. But
Speaker 1: I will say that that is the danger of these
Speaker 1: sort of like reputable spaces suddenly doing non reputable things. Right,
Speaker 1: Like we see it all the time. We're like CNN
Speaker 1: will have like they're they're sort of like not Newsy
Speaker 1: guy come and do an expose on his opinion about
Speaker 1: a thing, and then suddenly it opens a space for
Speaker 1: a bunch of dumb people to treat. Not to say,
Speaker 1: your cousin's dumb. He seems like a very bright young man,
Speaker 1: a strong future in front of Michael. I think it's
Speaker 1: definitely he had a bright future. And now he's he's
Speaker 1: living it, you know. But that said, I think it
Speaker 1: leaves a space for someone like Michael to be like, yo,
Speaker 1: if that is true, what else is true? Yeah, which
Speaker 1: is a good perspective when it comes to comedy, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: got it, he's got it down, your man can the
Speaker 1: man sounds like he can improv with the best up.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it is that, and I think it's like
Speaker 1: it's also those those reputable news pieces like dipping into
Speaker 1: comedy frankly, like they're trying to be like, look at
Speaker 1: this winky funny thing we're doing, and they don't see
Speaker 1: the damage and I grew that they're creating. And fuck you,
Speaker 1: wolf Blitzer. You don't get to try to make me
Speaker 1: laughing pieces of ship. Just give me the news stick
Speaker 1: here late man. It's it's weird it Cuomo used to
Speaker 1: do that ship back before we knew that, uh we knew,
Speaker 1: I think we knew, but before we officially knew that
Speaker 1: he was not a great guy. But like the point,
Speaker 1: the point is like, you don't get to try to
Speaker 1: be a silly billy man like, because you're going to
Speaker 1: undermine silly billy behavior on the back end. So make
Speaker 1: your choice. Either you're a silly billy or you're a
Speaker 1: serious person in media, and we can't keep playing both
Speaker 1: sides of these things, right, So, so Michael tells you
Speaker 1: this that that image three seventy was abducted by aliens.
Speaker 1: What is your response, Because this is a man who
Speaker 1: it sounds like you didn't have like a a super
Speaker 1: tight relationship with but but you see occasionally do you
Speaker 1: do you walk with him down this trail or you like,
Speaker 1: I check off here, my man. I think like my,
Speaker 1: I'm like this with a number of my family members
Speaker 1: who have very strong points of view. I will never
Speaker 1: be like no and sort of divert away. I will
Speaker 1: just sort of like walk alongside them as they monologue
Speaker 1: at me. My father is very much this way too.
Speaker 1: It's like I don't know. And if you're black, friends
Speaker 1: like this that it's like there's a certain level of
Speaker 1: like dialogue is it's not always the most important. It's
Speaker 1: more like, you know, I got this point of view,
Speaker 1: like let me share it with you, and then somebody
Speaker 1: just being like, yes, I also have a second and
Speaker 1: unrelated point of view, and then a lot of people
Speaker 1: just sort of like sharing their opinions. And so yeah,
Speaker 1: when he was telling me this, It was a lot
Speaker 1: of like nodding and being like mmmmmm okay, uh huh yeah,
Speaker 1: just sort of taking it in and being like, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know where any of this is coming from,
Speaker 1: but I'm with you, man, sure, which to your credit,
Speaker 1: I think, I think it's number one, very noble to
Speaker 1: uh to allow him the space to express himself fully.
Speaker 1: But the other part of it, I I I at
Speaker 1: least personally find is that it's a lot easier and
Speaker 1: maybe healthier to join people in their walk than it
Speaker 1: is to like try to obstruct the walk that they're
Speaker 1: on that lies or at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: whether you agree with him or not, you going and
Speaker 1: trying to refute it is not going to heal him.
Speaker 1: He's made his choice totally. I'm not there to change
Speaker 1: his mind. Yeah, yeah, it's it's and I don't think
Speaker 1: there's anything that I could have said that was really
Speaker 1: going to like he was clearly gleaning some joy from
Speaker 1: this whole experience and trying to take that away from
Speaker 1: him for somebody that I don't see that often, you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want him to believe in magic, you know, he
Speaker 1: deserves that. I want year old man to have all
Speaker 1: the whimsy he wants in his world. Yeah, he deserves that.
Speaker 1: Let me let me ask you this because I think
Speaker 1: this sort of connects to what we were just saying
Speaker 1: about about allowing Michael to have his his magic. I
Speaker 1: wonder if you feel like there's any danger in Michael's
Speaker 1: beliefs in the thing in in this image three seventy
Speaker 1: alien abduction. Is this the thing that that we should
Speaker 1: be concerned about a need to correct or is that
Speaker 1: kind of just the nice sweet conspiracy theory You kiss
Speaker 1: him on the forehead and you go about your business
Speaker 1: kind of Yeah. I guess there's two ways to look
Speaker 1: at it. Like, I think treated as an isolated thing,
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty light and fun and funny, and like,
Speaker 1: I don't think there's a ton of danger coming from that.
Speaker 1: But I think it relates back to what we're saying before.
Speaker 1: It's like genuinely confusing to certain people when when animal
Speaker 1: plan in a place that you go for nature documentaries
Speaker 1: is just as a joke airing fake ship and then
Speaker 1: people were like, wait, so this must be real, and
Speaker 1: like not everyone is as discerning about the media as
Speaker 1: we are. Okay, Okay, wake up man. So yeah, and
Speaker 1: I think it's like, frankly, I do think it ties
Speaker 1: into so much of like what is happening with people
Speaker 1: getting like radicalized on YouTube? Like I think this is
Speaker 1: a really light version of that. So the answer is
Speaker 1: both yes and no. I think to that, to that question,
Speaker 1: that's fair. I it it is. It's fascinating, right because
Speaker 1: a part of me almost wonders if Animal Planet was
Speaker 1: sitting there making this documentary. I like, hey, nobody watching
Speaker 1: this ship this is this is gonna be some three am.
Speaker 1: Our numbers are are super low, the people that are
Speaker 1: on it are probably high and indifferent, and it's just
Speaker 1: this background noise. And then there's one or two people
Speaker 1: that take it seriously enough that suddenly we're in a
Speaker 1: different conversation. Yeah, well this is an incredible tidbit. To
Speaker 1: that point, the two highest rated things ever on Animal
Speaker 1: Planet where Mermaid Documentary Part one and Mermaid Documentary Part
Speaker 1: two Get the funk out of here. To god, it
Speaker 1: just read it in the l a time. WHOA. So
Speaker 1: these people are thinking we're making nonsense for nonsense people
Speaker 1: who like Animal Planet but don't want to pay attention,
Speaker 1: And instead they made fucking gold for their channel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a huge for them, God damn it. So
Speaker 1: now and then that's what makes it scary, right because
Speaker 1: now they probably feel an obligation to match the success
Speaker 1: of Mermaid documentaries one and two exactly. And I do
Speaker 1: think that they've continued to be like, oh yeahdi like whatever,
Speaker 1: like all these you know, paranormal activity things like yeah,
Speaker 1: no fucking way do you air Mermaid one in Mermaid
Speaker 1: to it? It's that big of a hit. And then
Speaker 1: you go back to do elephants feel right? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't know that elephants feel Okay, Time to get
Speaker 1: to the real ship. Can lost communicate? Let's find out
Speaker 1: in an hour expos a funk out of here. We're
Speaker 1: about to talk about a goddamn uh lockness monster for
Speaker 1: the next eight hours exactly. Yeah. Yeah, so I think, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what's here, Like what's your view on
Speaker 1: the whole YouTube rabbit hole? Changing people's beliefs in the
Speaker 1: algorithms sort of like shoving you into a point of
Speaker 1: view that maybe it was not yours to begin with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I I read, I didn't read, I don't read.
Speaker 1: I I listened to this documentary that was like UH
Speaker 1: connected podcast, the documentary thing connected to UH to the
Speaker 1: Daily called The rabbit Hole. Did you listen to that?
Speaker 1: It It explores like this, that one dude's journey from
Speaker 1: going from like a hyper liberal kid to then becoming
Speaker 1: essentially a like super conservative, basically a white supremacist, and
Speaker 1: then once again finding his way back to being like
Speaker 1: super liberal and anti sort of like all the things
Speaker 1: that are Trump is ms. But all of it was
Speaker 1: based on the algorithm that the Internet was feeding him.
Speaker 1: And that to me is terrifying because if there there's
Speaker 1: a part of me that wants to believe I'm so
Speaker 1: much better than a person like that, right that I'm
Speaker 1: not going to be a person that falls into that
Speaker 1: that sort of pocket or into that that dangerous space.
Speaker 1: But then I think, like, there's so much of my
Speaker 1: daily feed that probably is just people repeating back things
Speaker 1: that I want to hear or that would affirm my beliefs,
Speaker 1: and so it's it's terrifying. It's scarce the ship out
Speaker 1: of me. I guess it's the best answer I could
Speaker 1: give you. Yeah, I find it all incredibly interesting, and
Speaker 1: of course I'm not immune to it by any means,
Speaker 1: But like I just think it's such a yeah, just
Speaker 1: that that we are like living through an age in
Speaker 1: which like people's brains are just changing rapidly due to
Speaker 1: a technology that we don't have control over, and like
Speaker 1: and that's not even it sounds like a crazy conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory when you say it, like that is the reality
Speaker 1: of Yeah, and and even scarier, we're not going to
Speaker 1: get control over this ship, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: like maybe uh is in theory the humanity survives whatever
Speaker 1: horrible ship we're doing to ourselves right now, and we
Speaker 1: make it generations from now, maybe they will be able
Speaker 1: to handle whatever this is. But no one in our
Speaker 1: lifetime is about to just suddenly like break open from
Speaker 1: whatever like a seal we're trapped in and be you know,
Speaker 1: more insightful about all of this stuff. We're just all
Speaker 1: gonna keep falling into the same traps. That's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: It's also crazy how many people that like running the
Speaker 1: right also went through that exact same cycle where they
Speaker 1: were sort of like kind of like I voted for
Speaker 1: Obama and then I realized that when I posted like
Speaker 1: kind of crazy shit on the internet, it got like
Speaker 1: way more likes, and and then they kept going further
Speaker 1: and further, and they're like, yeah, Yeah. Candice Owens was
Speaker 1: a girl in like her her like undergrad and and
Speaker 1: sort of like younger days, spending her time like representing
Speaker 1: like her her black student union and ship. And then
Speaker 1: at some point she figured out that being a hateful
Speaker 1: big it was more profitable and part of that was
Speaker 1: her getting all that she got, had some lawsuit with
Speaker 1: her university that she she lost or or had challenges with,
Speaker 1: felt like there was nobody supporting her and everybody was
Speaker 1: calling her stupid. So she was like, well, these motherfuckers
Speaker 1: don't call me stupid, they support me. So here I am.
Speaker 1: Now I'm a hyper conservative. And it's not because she
Speaker 1: believes it, or at least at the time believed it.
Speaker 1: It was just a profit. Yeah. So if we see
Speaker 1: Michael at the next JA rally, we know what happened.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I do think, at least based on
Speaker 1: what you're describing, Michael's not going there because that's a
Speaker 1: lot of effort for him. Yeah. Well, if he is going,
Speaker 1: he's he feels like a real sideline character to me,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, there were all those
Speaker 1: people at the January six ships who were like there
Speaker 1: for a different reason, and then stuff started getting buggy
Speaker 1: and they were like, I'm not I'm not running the stairs.
Speaker 1: I just I came to talk about the Mermaids released
Speaker 1: The Mermaids. Joe Biden, he's definitely not the one climbing railing.
Speaker 1: He's the one to be like, man, I should look
Speaker 1: kind of rickety to me. Now see, I want you
Speaker 1: to climb the rail because that's not a brother stayed
Speaker 1: down here with me. Let's get a sandwich. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me ask you this last question before we go to break,
Speaker 1: because I do think this is going to be an
Speaker 1: important one for laying some of the groundwork we've talked
Speaker 1: about sort of like the absurdity of conspiracy theory. But
Speaker 1: I haven't asked you how much you actually believe in aliens,
Speaker 1: Like where are you at in the the alien of
Speaker 1: it all? Yeah, I'm in. I'm in on aliens, like,
Speaker 1: not not in a like immediate or present, not even danger,
Speaker 1: but just like force. Like I don't think they're I
Speaker 1: would be surprised if there was an alien contact in
Speaker 1: my lifetime, but I do believe that it just is
Speaker 1: scientifically improbable given the scope of the universe that other
Speaker 1: sentient life does not exist. Sure, so, so you they
Speaker 1: are not a they're not hanging out here in abducting airlines,
Speaker 1: but they certainly exist out in the universe. I think
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, that's where I come down that Well,
Speaker 1: Michael is not going to forget it. It's a much
Speaker 1: less whimsical point of view. You're like, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: it exists, and he's like, no, motherfucker. Wait up there
Speaker 1: underland with the Mermaids, they're plotting on next Malaysiantion to
Speaker 1: what end? Sorry, just last thing? Want the plane for? Like,
Speaker 1: that's the follow up question of this. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a wonderful question, and I truly don't know, and I
Speaker 1: don't think anything that I've that I've read has answered
Speaker 1: that question. But but I do think that is what
Speaker 1: keeps people going because if they had a definitive answer,
Speaker 1: they would be able to say like, Okay, well that's
Speaker 1: silly or no, that's not wrecked, whereas if they just go,
Speaker 1: we don't even know what the funk they wanted for,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, keep the mystery alive, fast, baby, keep
Speaker 1: that keep that ship going. Hell yeah, all right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna think a break. We'll be back with more Zick
Speaker 1: Nicholson and more, my mama told me, And we are back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're back here with more Zick Nicholson more. Ma mama
Speaker 1: told me. We're still talking about the possibility that Malaysian
Speaker 1: Airline three seventy was not shot down, was not lost,
Speaker 1: was not obliterated from the skirl obliverated excuse me, from
Speaker 1: the sky, but was in fact abducted by aliens. Is
Speaker 1: is Michael the type of person who has learned enough
Speaker 1: in this space that he has like an alien source?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Is he like, yo,
Speaker 1: these aliens from this planet have been known to do
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, or this type of thing is happened
Speaker 1: in these places, or is he just like aliens blanket statement,
Speaker 1: enjoy your corn on the cob. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: it's more the ladder like he's not. It doesn't feel
Speaker 1: like there's like a focus nuance, so like deep dive
Speaker 1: on the conspiracy, it's a bit of like a catch all,
Speaker 1: which is why I think we got aliens and people
Speaker 1: like in the same four sentences, like God, just here's
Speaker 1: all the ship you don't know? It also sounds like
Speaker 1: he was really excited to see you. He was like, Yo, see,
Speaker 1: here's everything I learned. I'm trying to remember, like what
Speaker 1: was it that I was doing or saying that, like,
Speaker 1: was setting him up to share this with me? I
Speaker 1: can't remember, so probably not that. He's just like, yo,
Speaker 1: here it is y. Yeah, we start our writer's room
Speaker 1: next week. He's like, writer's room. Have I got information
Speaker 1: for you? Okay, let's jump into some of this research,
Speaker 1: because I do think that a fair amount of this
Speaker 1: is at least worth exploring in terms of in terms
Speaker 1: of uh Michael's theory and whether or not maybe maybe
Speaker 1: this will help shift you closer to to where Michael
Speaker 1: has landed. So let's start with the basics. Right. March
Speaker 1: eighty two AM Malaysians. Malaysian Airlines Flight three seventy takes
Speaker 1: off from Kuala Is that how you say that? I'm
Speaker 1: not I don't know, Ku. Yeah, Kuala lamp or Oh.
Speaker 1: I traveled May and I love that towards Beijing. They're
Speaker 1: going from Malaysia to China. It makes it, uh, it
Speaker 1: makes it to its cruising altitude of thirty five thousand feet.
Speaker 1: They check in with the various sort of air traffic
Speaker 1: people that they need to check in with multiple times,
Speaker 1: and then thirty five thirty nine minutes excuse me, into
Speaker 1: the flight, it disappears off of the radar and was
Speaker 1: never heard from again. So analysis from like I guess
Speaker 1: they're more advanced radar system says that that flight continue
Speaker 1: to fly around for another seven hours, that like they
Speaker 1: have documentation of it actually continuing to be in the
Speaker 1: air for another seven hours, but they don't, I guess
Speaker 1: because of whatever. I'm not uh well versed enough airline
Speaker 1: traffic person to understand, but they basically couldn't know that
Speaker 1: it's in the air based off the information they were getting,
Speaker 1: but they couldn't precisely located while it was in the
Speaker 1: air for that seven hours. I'm curious to know if
Speaker 1: you think during that seven hours, or given the fact
Speaker 1: that it was seven hours remaining in the air, if
Speaker 1: that would somehow sway Michael in either direction. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, like I us, Yeah, I don't. That's an
Speaker 1: interesting tip. But I actually hadn't read that, Like I had,
Speaker 1: I had heard the thing that it was on because
Speaker 1: there's like two radars one right like one in in
Speaker 1: coal Lamport, and then it was like flying to Beijing,
Speaker 1: and I guess there's like a certain point at which
Speaker 1: the radar tracking gets handed off to the destination airport. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So actually before they even got to Beijing, they were
Speaker 1: being handed off to Vietnam. I believe there was like
Speaker 1: an airport in Vietnam that they were supposed to be
Speaker 1: handed off to, and in that handoff, ship got wonky,
Speaker 1: they got lost. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: if the seven hours would would sway Michael, either way,
Speaker 1: I feel like, to me, it is interesting. It really
Speaker 1: it's like what went wrong? Like I think that's like
Speaker 1: part of what is so captivating about the stories, Like
Speaker 1: we live in this really really digital age to the
Speaker 1: point that it's almost conceivable that there could be a
Speaker 1: thing that would be gone for seven hours with no
Speaker 1: digital traits. Yeah. So I I love that you brought
Speaker 1: that up because a lot of the things that I read,
Speaker 1: and specifically one article that I read, talked a lot
Speaker 1: about sort of like the fact that technological advances makes
Speaker 1: the birth of conspiracy theory in this way, right, that
Speaker 1: because we're so reliant on technology, and because we we
Speaker 1: believe so much in our technology that we we cannot
Speaker 1: fathom the idea that our technology would fail us in
Speaker 1: this way, and so without an answer because of our
Speaker 1: our technology all working the way that it does and
Speaker 1: no ability to find a fucking plane. Now, now almost
Speaker 1: a decade later, they're they're sitting there and they're like, well,
Speaker 1: there has to be another answer. I e. Aliens picked
Speaker 1: that bad boy up. Yeah totally. Yeah. Well, if I'm
Speaker 1: putting myself in Michael Shoes, I think he would probably
Speaker 1: say that the whatever like technology the alien were employed
Speaker 1: to begin the abduction process, opening the portal, jamming our sensors,
Speaker 1: like that process just takes time. Those seven hours were
Speaker 1: all sort of like prep to the portal opening and
Speaker 1: the true disappearance occurred. That was like what about you know,
Speaker 1: and the media overseells how quickly getting beamed up actually is.
Speaker 1: It's it's really more of a seven hour process. It's
Speaker 1: like cooking a brisket. I was gonna say, it's like
Speaker 1: dial up internet. It takes a long time. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: could beat them up, but ship you know, that's like
Speaker 1: seven hours, so so loud. Just watch all of peaky
Speaker 1: Blinders while you wait to be abducted by aliens. I
Speaker 1: guess that's it. So okay. One of the things that
Speaker 1: that sparks. I guess this this whole alien side of it, right,
Speaker 1: because there are a lot of conspiracy theories that get
Speaker 1: thrown around. People say that the plane was hijacked by passengers.
Speaker 1: There are people who say the plane was shot down
Speaker 1: by an enemy country. They said that the plane got lost.
Speaker 1: In personal uh, my personal favorite, this is the one
Speaker 1: that I enjoyed the most, was a person who claimed
Speaker 1: that she heard the plane was the same color as
Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin's plane, and I guess his enemies got the
Speaker 1: two planes confused and and subsequently obliterated. Uh, the fake
Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin plane instead of the Malaysian airline or you know,
Speaker 1: instead of the real one. Wow, that's wild. I had
Speaker 1: not heard that. Yeah, it was some Australian lady in
Speaker 1: a video who uh who You could tell she doesn't
Speaker 1: have a family who respects are very much either. So
Speaker 1: can you imagine like the guys like giving Vladimir his plane,
Speaker 1: They're like, what color it's the same color Inlaysian Airline.
Speaker 1: I love those planes. That something. It's like I studied
Speaker 1: the broad in Malaysia reminds me of that the audience
Speaker 1: can't see it, but you're stroking a beard, and Vladimir
Speaker 1: Putin is infamously bald faced. But I love that. You're like, no,
Speaker 1: he's evil, he's strokes the character, you know, and it's
Speaker 1: a pretty mediocre accent that would say I don't know it.
Speaker 1: It was pretty good for me. It was so good
Speaker 1: that I didn't even attempt my version of it because
Speaker 1: I was like, na, you know that, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to compete fair enough, fair enough. So the the question
Speaker 1: of aliens, though, I was like, where the funk do
Speaker 1: aliens come from? All of this? But apparently the alien
Speaker 1: side of it came out. In March, right around the
Speaker 1: four year anniversary of the plane's disappearance, a voicemail surfaced
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Very reputable site, very reliable source for any
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Speaker 1: my users are hoping to find real information, please go
Speaker 1: to Twitter dot com where everyone is kind to each
Speaker 1: other and telling the truth. But that said on on Twitter,
Speaker 1: this voicemail pops up that was supposed to have originated
Speaker 1: from Flight MHE three seventies black box, and this recording
Speaker 1: went viral and eventually the voicemail was translated to and
Speaker 1: I'm quoting here, danger s O S. It is dire
Speaker 1: for you to evacuate. Be cautious. They are not human
Speaker 1: s O S danger s O S. WHOA. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: did not. I have not heard any of this. This
Speaker 1: is breaking news. This news from March of gen is
Speaker 1: sucking breaking. I mean that's listen. Whether or not you
Speaker 1: believe that is bone chilling to hear that those words
Speaker 1: put put together. You see why people are connect to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and even even more so so they released this voicemail right,
Speaker 1: and then they they also add a series of numbers
Speaker 1: which was assumed to be coordinates, followed by the message right.
Speaker 1: So the website Snopes who I you know, I personally
Speaker 1: refer to them as hater dot com. But Snopes later
Speaker 1: discovered that this was completely fabricated, right, that this is
Speaker 1: a completely made up voicemail and had nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the black box which was never found for Malaysian
Speaker 1: Airlines Flight three seventy. But one of the more fascinating
Speaker 1: things that I felt about this, and I'd be curious
Speaker 1: to hear your thoughts, is how crazy you have to
Speaker 1: be to make a fake voicemail for two hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty nine dead people. So crazy. That's like in the
Speaker 1: same way where we'll never know the answer to like
Speaker 1: if if we're saying the aliens did abduct it, like
Speaker 1: for what reason? Or two what end? Will never know
Speaker 1: the answer, like for what reason and to what end
Speaker 1: did this person make this voicemail? What's your goal? Because
Speaker 1: it's it's not even like you get to be famous
Speaker 1: from it. Do you know what I mean? If you
Speaker 1: do a trolley thing, but you get to be the
Speaker 1: face of the trolley thing, it's not my it's not
Speaker 1: my bag. I'm not a trolley guy. But I get it.
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm gonna be a troll. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: some money off this ship. This is tight. But if
Speaker 1: you do a trolley thing that you can't even attach
Speaker 1: yourself to and it just hurts real families who are
Speaker 1: desperately hoping to find their lost loved ones, what the fuck? Man?
Speaker 1: It's so crazy. Yeah, this feels like connected to that.
Speaker 1: Did you read the one that was the phantom cell
Speaker 1: phone theory? No, please tell me about this. This is exciting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So that was like a theory about this that was
Speaker 1: floating around, which apparently like when when the family members
Speaker 1: of people who were on the flight realized that it
Speaker 1: was missing. They tried calling them and the phones were
Speaker 1: like going through. They were ringing, but they weren't getting
Speaker 1: picked up. People were like, They're like, oh, they're in
Speaker 1: a place where their phones still exist, but they can't
Speaker 1: answer them. And I don't know if that is like
Speaker 1: tied into the aliens or whatever, but yeah, same thing. Eventually,
Speaker 1: the cell phone company had to be like, no, you
Speaker 1: can still get a ring back even if the phone
Speaker 1: has been destroyed or is underwater or whatever, like, uh,
Speaker 1: that's times. But yeah, just that's such a haunting image
Speaker 1: of like people like trapped in this sort of like
Speaker 1: limbo space and their phones ringing, answer them? What is
Speaker 1: they called today? And somebody's like hello, And this is
Speaker 1: the plot of Manifest on NBC. Literally, are you working
Speaker 1: on man What is happening here? I'm unfest on NBC.
Speaker 1: But it's a show. I'm gonna look it up later.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be like an EP on it, just pushing Manifest.
Speaker 1: You were so worried I wasn't gonna give you a
Speaker 1: chance of plug at the end that you were just
Speaker 1: like I gotta I gotta slip my plugs in right
Speaker 1: in the middle. That's it. That's it. So one of
Speaker 1: the things that also people point to, I guess in
Speaker 1: terms of the reason that this conspiracy theory took off
Speaker 1: the way that it did and became as as sort
Speaker 1: of like hauntingly, uh you know, widespread in the way
Speaker 1: that it did, was the twenty four hour news cycle,
Speaker 1: specifically CNN they blame for for this specific conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: So Malaysian airline goes missing, CNN like through I guess
Speaker 1: a series of poles decides that this is like the
Speaker 1: most popular thing that they could be talking about during
Speaker 1: this time, and so they go on like this super
Speaker 1: push to like sell, sell, sell Malaysian Airlines Flight three seventy,
Speaker 1: and so they're they're doing everything they can to like
Speaker 1: make people keep watching about this missing airline, even though
Speaker 1: at this point, and this is weeks and weeks on end,
Speaker 1: right at this point, these governments are needing to come
Speaker 1: together to search more than a hundred and fifty square
Speaker 1: kilometers of water to be able to potentially find where
Speaker 1: they think this plane might be. So they know they're
Speaker 1: not going to find anything. They know they have zero
Speaker 1: answers to offer a public. But because it's the twenty
Speaker 1: four hour news cycle, they keep pretending like there's more
Speaker 1: information coming down the pipeline. And as the audience started
Speaker 1: to realize that there was that the or started to
Speaker 1: feel at least that the people with answers were failing them,
Speaker 1: they started to fill in answers themselves. Hence Aliens and
Speaker 1: Vladimir poop. Interesting. All right, so this media landscape has
Speaker 1: has fostered these these theories. It ain't helping, I think
Speaker 1: is a great interpretation of this. Even if you don't
Speaker 1: want to blame Jake Tapper personally, he definitely didn't like
Speaker 1: he didn't fucking nail it during this time. I remember
Speaker 1: what you were saying that I was like flashing to
Speaker 1: the Trump tax returns, Like do you remember when Rachael
Speaker 1: I got Trump's tax returns and it was like all
Speaker 1: this it was like totally normal, but they just built
Speaker 1: it up for days that this was like the bombshell
Speaker 1: that was coming. It was crazy. She's like holding up
Speaker 1: papers being like he wrote off all this sandwiches He's expense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: You're like, who cares um? Yeah, I get that, I
Speaker 1: mean I get I totally like as a person who
Speaker 1: had that reaction to the to the Trump stuff. I
Speaker 1: was like, I could see if you were like really
Speaker 1: invested in the Malaysian Airlines flight and then keep letting
Speaker 1: you down with the conclusions to be out there trying
Speaker 1: to write write my own ending. No, you got a
Speaker 1: writer manifest Now we're getting to the But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I think it's we as humans are naturally curious and
Speaker 1: and sort of like want answers, wants sort of like
Speaker 1: a completion of all stories. I think that's sort of
Speaker 1: like an instinct of the human experience, and with that,
Speaker 1: this is a story that could not complete itself for
Speaker 1: various reasons, and so the easiest thing to do would
Speaker 1: be to complete it on our own rather than allowing,
Speaker 1: you know, the fear to overcome us. Yeah, totally. Nobody
Speaker 1: wants blue balls with a story, you know, like that
Speaker 1: tag line for the show. I like that, you gotta
Speaker 1: put that on your resume. Nobody wants blue balls dot
Speaker 1: dot with a story. So one of the things that
Speaker 1: this also got me thinking about is how many other
Speaker 1: documented plane disappearances actually have happened throughout history, And as
Speaker 1: it turns out, there's been a ton of them. In fact,
Speaker 1: there's all, there's even been twelve of them documented since
Speaker 1: two thousand one. Right, there's twelve documented disappearances of planes. Now,
Speaker 1: some of those documented disappearances, like pieces of the planes
Speaker 1: have shown up in a way that like they do
Speaker 1: know it was obliterated. It uh, it no longer is
Speaker 1: a disappearance as much as just that plane blew up.
Speaker 1: That said, there are a few where like they truly
Speaker 1: still don't know what happened. However, all of that being true,
Speaker 1: these planes, the other planes excluding Malaysian Airline Flight three
Speaker 1: seventy were manned by no more than eight people and
Speaker 1: most of which had only like one or two folks
Speaker 1: on them. So this is a big deal that a
Speaker 1: plane with two d and thirty nine versus two is
Speaker 1: disappearing from the sky. Yeah, that's pretty wild. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's frankly, I think impossible. It's it's not normal. Let's say, yeah,
Speaker 1: m do you we don't have to get to it yet,
Speaker 1: but do you have an opinion on what occurred? I
Speaker 1: think that there is probably a very high chance that
Speaker 1: that some sort of like international incident transpired. I my
Speaker 1: my feeling is is that like they did some FUNXHP
Speaker 1: to this plane, and enough governments are attempting to cover
Speaker 1: it up because of the national, international implications of something
Speaker 1: like that. That said, I don't think that they intentionally
Speaker 1: are hiding the pieces of the plane as much as
Speaker 1: like it got blown out of the sky in a
Speaker 1: way that like when they do find stuff, it ain't
Speaker 1: it ain't good and if we show it to you,
Speaker 1: this is gonna get ugly kind of thing. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: does seem crazy that, Like I I don't disagree that
Speaker 1: that seems like a viable path, but it's like it
Speaker 1: feels nuts that let's say they were like, oh, a
Speaker 1: nine e levinesque thing is about to occur with this plane, Russia,
Speaker 1: the US, China, whoever. It's like, we gotta blow this
Speaker 1: motherfucker out of the out of the air. But then
Speaker 1: for even like no debris to exist, like for the
Speaker 1: for the for all of those major world powers to
Speaker 1: coordinate in such a way that nobody was like, yo,
Speaker 1: but I did find the tail fin and like the
Speaker 1: bay or whatever, like it's so crazy. But I have
Speaker 1: one of those little cups that they give you and
Speaker 1: I fill you up. That's Malaysian, you know where. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's fucking it's odd in a way that makes me
Speaker 1: feel like it it had to be something more substantial
Speaker 1: than just crashing. But again that starching, that amount of territory, uh,
Speaker 1: specifically in in in such an uncharted area. Like I
Speaker 1: think that's an important factor here that a lot of
Speaker 1: people don't consider, is that, like, the world don't really
Speaker 1: funk with the Indian Ocean like that, we don't know
Speaker 1: a lot about it, and they don't really know how
Speaker 1: to find stuff there already. And then this plane went
Speaker 1: down in a way that they truly lost track of everything.
Speaker 1: So it's tough. Yeah, and and yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not to further the white savior narrative, but do you
Speaker 1: think Sully could have saved the day? Sully? Would you
Speaker 1: gotta believe is the only white saying or that I
Speaker 1: believe in is Sully Sullenburger. Uh, he's a true genuine
Speaker 1: white savior. Like he did it. He freaking did it
Speaker 1: when everybody else was failing us. He fucking did it,
Speaker 1: and then he shut the funk up about it. He
Speaker 1: did it, and then he just went And he's not
Speaker 1: like going and doing sweet like kick flips with new planes.
Speaker 1: He's like he's just chilling. I like that guy that
Speaker 1: said if his politics are shitty, I do not owe
Speaker 1: me account for anything. That the celebrity that Trump would
Speaker 1: be like, Yo, I'm friends of him, right, He's just
Speaker 1: at Mara Alago next week and and just saying something
Speaker 1: mean to a Mexican man on camera and we're like, fun,
Speaker 1: uh fuck Sully. Okay. Here's the last thing that I'll
Speaker 1: tell you before we go to break, is that I
Speaker 1: I The last thing that I wanted to to look up,
Speaker 1: given the fact that airlines do or airplanes rather do disappear,
Speaker 1: is is there any documented evidence of other planes being
Speaker 1: stolen by aliens? And specifically, I read the story about
Speaker 1: this Australian pilot Frederick Valentics. Valentics, I'm not sure how
Speaker 1: to say the name, but while flying on October twenty
Speaker 1: one night, in route to King Island on a one
Speaker 1: thirty mile nautical trip, he basically calls into air flight
Speaker 1: Services saying that he has an unidentified flying object maneuvering
Speaker 1: around him and he the specifically the the voice or
Speaker 1: the the communications says that he said seems to be
Speaker 1: a large aircraft below five thousand just passed over me
Speaker 1: at least that at least a thousand feet above he
Speaker 1: was aet it's approaching right now from dew east towards me.
Speaker 1: It seems to me that he's playing some sort of game.
Speaker 1: Pretty haunting. Now here's where it gets even otter is
Speaker 1: he sends this, and then the transmission gets crazier because
Speaker 1: he first he complains that the other aircraft was sort
Speaker 1: of like approaching him. Then he says it gets completely stationary.
Speaker 1: Next he says it's orbiting above him, and then he
Speaker 1: reported a rough sounding engine, and the transmission was lost,
Speaker 1: ending with a loud metallic noise, and he was never
Speaker 1: heard from, nor was the plane ever found again. WHOA,
Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good. Now that said.
Speaker 1: A lot of people point to the fact that, uh,
Speaker 1: that this dude was a alien like fanatic well before
Speaker 1: he went into the air and so very well could
Speaker 1: uh could just be like a weirdo who crashed his
Speaker 1: plane because he's nuts. They also point to the fact
Speaker 1: that they think he might have faked his own death.
Speaker 1: But either way, there's a real possibility this dude got
Speaker 1: abducted by by aliens, and uh, we we have it
Speaker 1: documented in some version of nine voicemail. It seems like
Speaker 1: in that world he's probably thrilled about that, right, like
Speaker 1: if he's already pro alien and then getting confirmed and
Speaker 1: they're like, that's the one we want. Like he's like, fun, yeah,
Speaker 1: beat me up, you know, like fellas it's happening. It's me.
Speaker 1: This is what I've been wanting, right. I hope they
Speaker 1: say my last name right. That helped me. I was crazy,
Speaker 1: but oh, Freddy's finally right about something. All right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna take a break. We'll be back with more Ze,
Speaker 1: Nicholson and more. My mama told me we are back.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're back here with Morrison, Nicholas and more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me. We're still talking about the possibility
Speaker 1: that Malaysian Airline three seventy was was snatched out of
Speaker 1: the sky. But some little green motherfucker's or talls great motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: Who knows what kind of aliens they were, We do
Speaker 1: know they love stealing Malaysians. I think i'd say, say,
Speaker 1: oh wait, sorry, side note though, did you read that
Speaker 1: there were significantly more Chinese people on the plane than
Speaker 1: any other WHOA. I thought that was very interesting. I
Speaker 1: think it was like a lot of Chinese people who
Speaker 1: had been traveling to Malaysian and we're returning home. And
Speaker 1: see that actually makes me feel stronger about this being
Speaker 1: a potential international incident because China ain't nothing to play with,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, you can't funk around
Speaker 1: and just killed two d and let's say ten Chinese
Speaker 1: people and expect them to like go, you know, without answering, uh,
Speaker 1: some sort of with some sort of response. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: like yeah, I ain't digging too far into that nonsense. No, no,
Speaker 1: I agree with you. Okay, let's play a game. This
Speaker 1: is a fun game, a classic game on this show.
Speaker 1: It's a classic game called white Lies. Ugly. You're disgusting.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you. Give me two white lies, Zeke.
Speaker 1: This is this is an easy game where I am
Speaker 1: going to introduce to you a a classic white conspiracy theory,
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory that seems to be relatively popular in
Speaker 1: the white community. And what I would love for you
Speaker 1: to do is just break down for me why you
Speaker 1: think this conspiracy theory seems to be so popular in
Speaker 1: the white community. What are white people holding onto with this?
Speaker 1: Bad boy perfect hell? Yeah, So this is a fun
Speaker 1: one and it's it's alien related. I wanted to make
Speaker 1: sure we stayed on theme for this episode. But have
Speaker 1: you ever heard of the Black Night Satellite? No? So
Speaker 1: apparently there's something called the Black Knights out of Light,
Speaker 1: which many conspiracy theorists are nervous about because it's this
Speaker 1: space object. It's not well, I won't decide that, but
Speaker 1: it is a space object that is basically known amongst
Speaker 1: conspiracy theorists and some believe is an alien spacecraft circling
Speaker 1: the Earth, and NASA has had to address it. They
Speaker 1: it's it's become so popular that they had to come
Speaker 1: out and say, no, it's just a a piece of
Speaker 1: space junk. There's no reason to be afraid of this.
Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with aliens. We know exactly
Speaker 1: what it is, but a lot of people maintain that
Speaker 1: it is an alien spacecraft called the Black Night Satellite.
Speaker 1: My question for you is what's going on there? What
Speaker 1: are white people so focused on here? I mean from
Speaker 1: drump it's got the word black in the title. There's
Speaker 1: a right there. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: And yeah, honestly, you know, like as you were explaining
Speaker 1: it to me, I was I feel like there is
Speaker 1: in this sort of like dominant white culture, like this
Speaker 1: general fear of other people taking what they've got, and
Speaker 1: I feel like, obviously that applies to minorities of all
Speaker 1: different types, but I do think weirdly that same type
Speaker 1: of thinking applies to this like abstract quote unquote evil
Speaker 1: of like aliens coming for our ship. So much of
Speaker 1: like the American ideal is like founded on like I'm
Speaker 1: on my porch, motherfucker, and like, don't you like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna protect my ship. But I feel like the other
Speaker 1: half of that is like there's always a threat that
Speaker 1: is imminent, and I feel like the idea of like
Speaker 1: there's a satellite right now above us, just waiting for
Speaker 1: the right moment to strike. I've got to get my guns.
Speaker 1: I've got to like protect my house and my friends
Speaker 1: and my community. Like it all feels like the it
Speaker 1: feels like a logical extension of so many of those
Speaker 1: points of view that are like, yeah, exhibited in slightly
Speaker 1: more grounded ways. Yeah, that's all right, that's I like that,
Speaker 1: that's you nailed that. That's a good answer. I do
Speaker 1: think that's so much of the the culture of the
Speaker 1: way humans and specifically white humans on this planet as
Speaker 1: sort of like the lead conquerors of today see things,
Speaker 1: is that something is coming to take the things that
Speaker 1: they've conquered away from them. And there's no evidence whatsoever
Speaker 1: the aliens, uh if they could travel to us, have
Speaker 1: a need for what we have. But there is this
Speaker 1: constant instinct still on the side of white people in
Speaker 1: the powers that be, to be like, I bet they
Speaker 1: want our ship, And that's fucking crazy. Like I do
Speaker 1: actually believe that aliens exist. I do actually believe that
Speaker 1: there's some possibility that they visited this planet or at
Speaker 1: least have come into contact with certain people. But I
Speaker 1: don't think they need us. In fact, I think they
Speaker 1: think we're fucking losers. But white people often do not
Speaker 1: think that way, and that's crazy to me. Yes, there's
Speaker 1: like a weird narcissism that is connected to white supremacy.
Speaker 1: It's like and it makes sense. It's like the whole
Speaker 1: ideas founded on this like central pillar of like this
Speaker 1: is the most important thing that exists, like my existence,
Speaker 1: Trump's all else. I feel like, yeah, that that is
Speaker 1: like applied sort of like at large when when you're
Speaker 1: like to those motherfucking my cattle ranch and It's like,
Speaker 1: we should have a space to prepare. Yeah, and the
Speaker 1: irony is when those motherfucking aliens do come, we go
Speaker 1: need Will Smith and the crew to save us. All Right,
Speaker 1: you think it's not going to be a bunch of
Speaker 1: black people on that fucking space force. I think that's
Speaker 1: why Will Smith is getting back in shape. I think
Speaker 1: that's why he's doing all that jog. And it's because
Speaker 1: he knows early celebrity memo that the aliens are in bound. Oh,
Speaker 1: Donnie gave him a call. He's like, well, we need you.
Speaker 1: I'm putting all my racist, uh racist efforts behind. I
Speaker 1: need all I need the classic Will Smith. You gotta
Speaker 1: get ready. That's it. He's like, let me see if
Speaker 1: the flight suit still fits. He's in the closet. He's like, nope, Jade,
Speaker 1: I'm jogging. Stop cheating on me. I gotta go jog.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, well, Zinke, we did it. This was this
Speaker 1: was a lovely time. I I love this so much.
Speaker 1: Could you tell the people at home where they could
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Speaker 1: You know, I am not on social media in anyway
Speaker 1: anymore because I don't want the aliens coming after me. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, you could check out ap Bio It's on Peacock.
Speaker 1: If you could watch Miracle Workers is on HBO Max
Speaker 1: I worked on that show as well. Hell yeah, and uh,
Speaker 1: keep an eye out for for stuff I might be
Speaker 1: involved in. Yeah, even eye out, but don't check thocial
Speaker 1: media for that. I you he won't be there. Don't
Speaker 1: send me all the fucking bullshit if you think we
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Speaker 1: please go watch ap Bio and Miracle Workers are both
Speaker 1: very funny shows. And as always, you can follow me
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