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Speaker 1: This one is really I got one for you, Scotty.

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Speaker 2: I want to hear this. Give me a good one.

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Speaker 1: Man climbs under moving big rig filled with wine, begins

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Speaker 3: Oh that's so bananas. I love it.

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Speaker 1: I doubt would you believe your life?

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Speaker 4: Sillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you?

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Speaker 5: Banana ba ba.

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Speaker 1: Ba baby baa. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Bananas. I'm

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Speaker 1: Kurt Brown Older and.

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Speaker 3: I'm Scotti Landis. Thank you for joining us on the

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Speaker 3: silliest little podcast there ever was.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited about our guest today. If you listen

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Speaker 1: to last week's episode, you might remember a little article

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Speaker 1: we read about a world famous astronomer who was completely

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Speaker 1: ripped off by the American Doll company in It's a crazy,

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Speaker 1: crazy story, like they really just they just made a

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Speaker 1: doll that was of this astronomer without consulting with them whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: But we're very excited to have that world famous astronomer

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Speaker 1: on the show today. Please welcome the wonderful, the fantastic

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Speaker 1: Lucy Ann Walkowitch.

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Speaker 4: Hey, welcome to the great to be here, Thanks for having.

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Speaker 1: Me, thank you for coming on. Now a full disclosure,

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Speaker 1: Lucy Anne and I went to college together. And also

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Speaker 1: you played in punk bands that played in my basement.

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Speaker 4: Yes I did, and so did you. Yes I did,

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Speaker 4: but different bands.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to remember the band you guys were in.

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Speaker 1: Was it Bunny hand Grenade?

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Speaker 6: It was we actually in our short short life, we

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Speaker 6: had two names. We were Bunny hand Grenade for a while,

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Speaker 6: and then all of our equipment broke, so we got

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Speaker 6: we sort of renamed ourselves the Jinxt, But I yeah,

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Speaker 6: I remained true to Bunny hand Grenade, like at the time,

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Speaker 6: I was psyched about the Jinxt. But Bunny hand Grenade's

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Speaker 6: a great name.

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Speaker 1: It's a great name. I still remember. I still have

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Speaker 1: a flyer from one of the shows where you played

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Speaker 1: in our basement. In our basement was covered in a

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Speaker 1: like nineteen year old kids like just going crazy down there,

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Speaker 1: and then do you remember, I would just like blow

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Speaker 1: my nose and then just like black snot would come out,

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Speaker 6: I don't know what like science, the combination of like

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Speaker 6: doesn't make asbestos better.

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Speaker 1: So are you so you're sold? You call yourself an

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Speaker 1: astronomer or an astrophysicist. I introduced you as an astronomer.

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Speaker 6: So my title is technically astronomer, but they're they're actually

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Speaker 6: both apply. So yeah, I mean they basically like if

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Speaker 6: you're if you're on a plane and you like do

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Speaker 6: want to talk to them anymore, you say astrophysicists because

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Speaker 6: it sounds like like scary and like you might map

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Speaker 6: on them or something and over the course of the flight.

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Speaker 6: But if you want to, yes, But you know what

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Speaker 6: America does like is astrology. So if you say astronomer,

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Speaker 6: then people figure an astrologer and you're you're in.

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Speaker 4: You're just in.

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Speaker 1: I'd never thought that just it would just be mistaken

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Speaker 1: as a horoscope. Could you do my horoscope? It's more

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Speaker 6: You My soul has been like chipped away to shreds

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine. I can't imagine.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I'm the kind of person that if I had

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be like, yeah, I know that too. I

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 4: The funny thing is.

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Speaker 6: That I actually used to be able to do astrological

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Speaker 1: Oh and do the planets have an effect on our personalities?

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Speaker 1: You can give us the answer right now, go call yeah.

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Speaker 1: Are you guys ready for this first story?

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Speaker 6: This is?

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Speaker 1: It might be now. The the title, I don't think

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Speaker 1: the title is as catchy as I love my titles

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Speaker 1: to be for bananas, But the story itself is truly

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Speaker 1: beautiful and amazing. This happened in Modesto, California. The Modesto

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Speaker 1: moving tanker truck carrying bulk red wine, climbed under its belly,

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Speaker 2: We will post this.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we can post video on the Instagram.

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Speaker 1: a photo of this. It's what happens is because it's

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Speaker 1: And then immediately the door opens, Gabrielle gets out, only

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Speaker 4: Among us is not only wearing underwear during this time.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, that's the best part. Where the where the truck

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Speaker 4: Ever, it's so bold.

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Speaker 6: Like I confess, I haven't seen the underside of like

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Speaker 2: Yes, that could have been anything, and it could have

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Speaker 6: Imagine being the person who is so bold as to

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Speaker 4: Out of the valve you unscrewed.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I wonder if that guy just was like if

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Speaker 4: Today's the day.

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Speaker 2: Today's the day, Kurt.

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Speaker 3: Didn't you tell me once that you had like a

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Speaker 1: Yes, do you want to know exactly what the dream is.

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Speaker 3: Oh. For some reason, I thought it was like it

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Speaker 4: Great and maybe it sound great.

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Speaker 1: What's the best what's the best food anybody's ever pulled off?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Boy, and want a wine heist? I once stole twenty

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Speaker 1: pounds of pork loin. Yeah, sure, there's twenty pounds of

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Speaker 1: It's a bad time for me. It was mike twenties.

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Speaker 3: So when I was in high school, I worked in

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Speaker 3: Dressing and he's like, Scotty, you're going to Fudrutgers. I

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Speaker 6: you guys already talked about the astrophysicist who got magnet stuck.

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Speaker 2: Very cool, very cool, always a cool thing to have.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And in the process of doing this had those

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Speaker 2: And what do magnets smell?

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Speaker 3: Nobody's ever talking about that, I mean, what is the

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Speaker 6: Well, and he tried a pair of pliers but they

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Speaker 6: Yeah, except imagine having an alarm in your house that

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Speaker 4: They're still.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you guys ready for more science news?

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Speaker 2: Give me some Banana so news.

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Speaker 1: Well this is like the big one. We posted this

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Speaker 1: unidentified flying objects are doing some insane things at breakneck speeds,

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Speaker 1: stopping and then turning and then taking off again. I mean, like,

444
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Speaker 1: this is the fact that we didn't even when it

445
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 1: came out then, Like we weren't even in a pandemic then,

446
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:22,360
Speaker 1: and nobody cared about it. It was like UFOs are real,

447
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 1: aliens are here or something, maybe time travelers or is

448
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 1: like something very weird is happening, and no one really

449
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,239
Speaker 1: gave a shit. I was like, that was the thing

450
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 1: that I thought was the weirdest part about it.

451
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Speaker 3: If only we had the perfect guests for this story,

452
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Speaker 3: a doctor, an accomplished astronomer.

453
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Speaker 2: What's going on?

454
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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure that you're asked about aliens all

455
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Speaker 1: the time and it must be very boring for you,

456
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Speaker 1: But like what I mean, like, are you what do

457
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Speaker 1: you think about this?

458
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Speaker 4: Yeah? Well, so, first of all, aliens are not boring

459
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Speaker 4: for me.

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Speaker 6: I love talking about aliens in part because, like I

461
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Speaker 6: work on SETI SCTI, the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence and

462
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,320
Speaker 6: like that's actually like legit part of my research.

463
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Speaker 4: I'm a little more what's.

464
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Speaker 1: That, I said, Nice, I'm excited.

465
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Speaker 4: Yeah me, well me too. All that school just to

466
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 4: work on aliens. So yeah, I you know, I think

467
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Speaker 4: the UFO stuff is interesting.

468
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Speaker 6: I tend to believe that UFOs are usually like advanced

469
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Speaker 6: spycraft because almost always, like in the in the history,

470
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Speaker 6: like if you look at the history of UFOs, usually

471
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Speaker 6: when something is up there and flying around real fast,

472
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Speaker 6: it usually ends up being some country spyplanes. Sometimes it's

473
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Speaker 6: always sometimes it's someone else's. So I think that's kind

474
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Speaker 6: of like the more plausible explanation.

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Speaker 4: But I mean, who knows.

476
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Speaker 6: Like the other side of it is that like you know,

477
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Speaker 6: and this goes to like why like why don't people

478
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Speaker 6: care even like what in like twenty seventeen in pandemic

479
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Speaker 6: and in the before times. Yeah, like I you know,

480
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Speaker 6: a third of Americans like think that aliens, like that

481
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 6: UFOs are definitely aliens, and aliens are already here, So

482
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Speaker 6: like one out of every three people isn't going to

483
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Speaker 6: care because they're like, oh, yeah, no, we don't of course, yes,

484
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Speaker 6: But then like a lot of people, you know, like

485
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Speaker 6: maybe two thirds of people think that they're like recon craft,

486
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Speaker 6: and only a very small like a minority of people

487
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Speaker 6: are actually like don't think that they have anything to

488
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Speaker 6: do with aliens coming from outer space. So I think

489
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Speaker 6: it's just not that like surprising because people kind of

490
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Speaker 6: take it as like a foregone conclusion. Me like, I

491
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Speaker 6: don't I don't necessarily know whether those are aliens or not.

492
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Speaker 6: I think they're more likely to be recon craft.

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Speaker 1: But you know, no, no, no, no, And do you

494
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Speaker 1: what is what what theory do you subscribe to as

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Speaker 1: the reason that we have not seen seen any evidence

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Speaker 1: of extraterrestrial life yet? Because I know there's a lot

497
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Speaker 1: of different theories on why, but I was wondering if

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Speaker 1: there's one that you think is particularly holds more water

499
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Speaker 1: than others.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I think it's it's just really hard,

501
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Speaker 6: you know, like part of part of my job is

502
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Speaker 6: literally trying to find aliens and the long yeah, right,

503
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Speaker 6: but like the longer I do it, like obviously, like

504
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Speaker 6: I think they must exist somewhere where I would be

505
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Speaker 6: wasting a lot of time. But like the reason, I

506
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:39,199
Speaker 6: think it's not obvious whether like aliens exist, like at

507
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Speaker 6: least to me is that it's really hard to do.

508
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Speaker 6: Like space is very very very big, and so like

509
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Speaker 6: the likelihood that you know, you could travel across it

510
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Speaker 6: is pretty tough. You know, from like the SETI side,

511
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Speaker 6: where we're like either listening with radio dishes or looking

512
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Speaker 6: with telescopes. You know, we haven't seen anything yet that

513
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Speaker 6: makes us think that, you know, people are I say people,

514
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Speaker 6: I mean aliens trying to signal us, So you know

515
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Speaker 6: it it may just be actually that like you know,

516
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 6: either not that many like civilizations out there think space

517
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 6: travel is super important because like traveling over like the.

518
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Speaker 4: Distances of space has to be like a huge priority.

519
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Speaker 6: Sure, like if you're an alien or even us, right,

520
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 6: like if we wanted to like travel outside of our

521
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 6: solar system, like think about how much just like sending

522
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 6: stuff to space costs within our solar system, Like we

523
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 6: would have to be really really dedicated to that as

524
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 6: like a global goal. So I think that's that's kind

525
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 6: of part of the thing, is that like it's just

526
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Speaker 6: a hard to travel across space. It's hard to send

527
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 6: signals across space, and like maybe somebody has figured it out,

528
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 6: but that doesn't mean that like we exist at the

529
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Speaker 6: same time is that that somebody.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't mean that they're pointing those signals at us either.

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Speaker 2: Hard to get I get it. I stored my life.

532
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, so look at us like we are a mess?

533
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Speaker 1: Yeah, why would they want to get in touch? We're

534
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 1: not giving them too many good reasons.

535
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 2: If do you think? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Sometimes to our listeners, there's a thing called zoom

537
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 3: lag where we're we're zooming.

538
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Speaker 2: With each other.

539
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 3: We're stepping on each other's lines. It's because we're not

540
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 3: in the same room together. But boy, do we like

541
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Speaker 3: each other. Do you think if we found a living

542
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 3: alien and they had a press conference that they would

543
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Speaker 3: make it wear clothing.

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Speaker 4: That's a great question.

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Speaker 6: I don't know, so I will say, like, so here's

546
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Speaker 6: my answer is no, okay, And here's and I'll tie

547
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 6: this into UFO lore. So, like, aside from my personal

548
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 6: opinion as a scientist as to whether like aliens are

549
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 6: visiting Earth or not, I am super interested in like

550
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 6: the history of like UFO beliefs in part because, like,

551
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 6: my dad was one of the people that worked on

552
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Speaker 6: this for the Air Force and the Cold War.

553
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Speaker 1: Wait where did he work?

554
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 4: He worked at the Pentagon.

555
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you he worked on UFO stuff.

556
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 4: Yeah.

557
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Speaker 6: So my dad was like fifty nine when I was born,

558
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 6: so he was like in his early twenties and like

559
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 6: World War Two and was in the Air Force and

560
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 6: basically worked for the Air Force on vetting like these

561
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 6: UFO sightings that were happening, And so there's this long

562
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 6: history of people like wondering what the heck is that thing,

563
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 6: and people have different opinions about that. But like the

564
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 6: lore that has built up around UFOs is super interesting,

565
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 6: and there's a One of the conspiracy theories is that

566
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 6: pop culture is trying to get people ready for aliens. Cool,

567
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 6: so that like the aliens you see on like you know,

568
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 6: movies and TV and everything, there's this idea that like

569
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Speaker 6: you know, in some world where like the government is

570
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 6: actually capable of keeping secrets. Yeah right, and that like

571
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 6: aliens are visiting that like all of those depictions of

572
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Speaker 6: aliens are like getting us ready.

573
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Speaker 4: I don't think that's what's happening.

574
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Speaker 6: Just to clarify, but I will say that if you've

575
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Speaker 6: seen Watchmen, you've seen a lot of Doctor Manhattan's dick.

576
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you believe if.

577
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Speaker 6: You believe that theory, then Doctor Manhattan is just our

578
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 6: way of getting ready for the alien not being asked

579
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 6: where pants at the press conference.

580
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Speaker 2: First, nobody else is talking about this guy. You heard

581
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Speaker 2: it here first, Banana.

582
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Speaker 1: I'm so excited to be able to ask the dumbest

583
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Speaker 1: questions to the smartest person and someone uniquely qualified to

584
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Speaker 1: give an answer. This is I'm so happy we have

585
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Speaker 1: this podcast.

586
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Speaker 6: To me just as a reminder that via visa via

587
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 6: the like Magnet story, astronomers are not the smartest people.

588
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Speaker 4: We just know a lot about space. We're just as

589
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Speaker 4: capable of going to the hospital for putting some up

590
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 4: our noses as you are.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got one question for you though. There

592
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 1: was recently I saw and I wish I had an

593
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 1: article that I could actually read this from, and instead

594
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Speaker 1: I'm going to paraphrase it from memory, which I'm going

595
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: to butcher it great. But there was a repeating radio

596
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Speaker 1: signal coming from space that they picked up. Tell us

597
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: about that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, actually, this this has a great weird news story

599
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 6: attached to it as well. So the thing that you're

600
00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 6: remembering is something called a fast radio burst or FRB,

601
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Speaker 6: and they were found a couple of years ago, and

602
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 6: they were actually found in old data. First, so you know,

603
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 6: like astronomers, we take like a lot of observations of

604
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 6: the sky, we store it in a computer, and then

605
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 6: sometimes we go like fishing back through the bin to

606
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Speaker 6: see if anything's interesting in there.

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Speaker 4: Cool, and so these like repeating radio bursts.

608
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Speaker 6: There are a lot of like things that are naturally

609
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Speaker 6: like meaning naturally occurring, like astrophysical objects like dead stars

610
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:05,080
Speaker 6: and stuff that sometimes have that like bursting behavior.

611
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Speaker 4: But these were really unusual because they were really fast,

612
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Speaker 4: and people were like, oh my god, aliens.

613
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Speaker 6: And then other people were like, yeah, maybe not aliens,

614
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 6: maybe like dying stars or whatever. But so the first

615
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 6: thing that happened was that a whole bunch of them

616
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Speaker 6: had been found by this observatory called Parks, which is

617
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Speaker 6: a bunch of radio dishes. And one of the weird

618
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 6: things about radio astronomy is that it's really hard to

619
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Speaker 6: tell depending on like what kind of a dish you have,

620
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Speaker 6: it's really hard to tell.

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Speaker 4: Where in the sky the source is, so you don't like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's yeah.

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Speaker 6: So with like certain kinds of radio dishes, you get

624
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Speaker 6: like better spatial resolution, meaning like you can see where

625
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 6: it's coming from. But oftentimes you don't get like that

626
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Speaker 6: precise directional location, so you know, sometimes it's like a

627
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Speaker 6: little bit hard to tell where something is. Now, what

628
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 6: happened with Parks was that they figured out that a

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Speaker 6: handful of the fast radio bursts that they were finding

630
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Speaker 6: only happened when the radio dishes were pointed towards the

631
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Speaker 6: visitor center, which is where the staff kitchen was, and

632
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Speaker 6: they only happened around lunchtime.

633
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Speaker 4: And it turned out to be the microwave.

634
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Speaker 2: Told me not to stand right in front of it

635
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Speaker 2: as a kid.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it turns out.

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Speaker 6: When when you do what like literally every normal human does,

638
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 6: and like you in the last three seconds of your

639
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Speaker 6: thing heating up, you're like five seconds more is too long,

640
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Speaker 6: and you open the door, a little bit of microwave radiation,

641
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 6: which is detectable in radio telescopes, gets out and can

642
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 6: end up in your data. And so some yeah, so

643
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Speaker 6: some of the some of the fast radio bursts are real.

644
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Speaker 6: We think they're coming from outside the galaxy. There was

645
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Speaker 6: also a big debate on like how far away they were,

646
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Speaker 6: but they seemed to be like pretty distant. But yeah,

647
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Speaker 6: some of them were the lunchtime microwave.

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Speaker 1: That makes me so happy. It was just a hot

649
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Speaker 1: pocket trying to communicate, Yeah, I got one for you, Curtie,

650
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Speaker 1: give it to me equally.

651
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Speaker 2: This one is again, this is some heady stuff. Kesha Okay.

652
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Speaker 3: Kesha gets her boyfriend to apply a butt mask for

653
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Speaker 3: her every night, which she says quote brings her happiness

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Speaker 3: in lockdown. So this is from Rachel Josey Insider dot

655
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Speaker 3: com pop singer Kesha. You know she's she's under choar

656
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Speaker 3: like the rest of us, and she gets a butt

657
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Speaker 3: mask applied to her dairy air every night by her boyfriend.

658
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Speaker 3: She told Refinery twenty one. It's one of those things

659
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Speaker 3: that at the end of the night brings me happiness.

660
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Speaker 2: I support this.

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Speaker 1: So I have a question. I'm raising my hand dat

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Speaker 1: I'll see you when you say a butt mask. Are

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Speaker 1: we talking about like a quarantine style mask she puts

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Speaker 1: around her butthole or are we talking like a like

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Speaker 1: a skincare regiment for her butt That is.

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Speaker 4: A great question.

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Speaker 2: Thank you question, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: So I wish it was the first one you said,

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Speaker 3: I wish, but it's the second, Kesha said. She uses

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Speaker 3: her This is also under her makeup brand, which is

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Speaker 3: called Kesha Rose Beauty. She's all about the button masks.

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Speaker 3: She says she uses her body butt mask, which retail

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Speaker 3: for nine dollars each, two separate sheets, one for each

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Speaker 3: butt cheek that you simply apply to clean skin for

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Speaker 3: ten to fifteen minutes. It's part of her beauty routine.

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Speaker 3: And let me find the exact words that she uses,

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Speaker 3: because God, I want to I don't want to get

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Speaker 3: this wrong.

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Speaker 2: This is such a big deal. Yeah, so it it

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Speaker 2: gives it plump, It gives it shine, it gives it plump.

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Speaker 1: That's a sentence that we could just use to show

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Speaker 1: the end of Western civilization.

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Speaker 3: It gives it plump, It gives it plump. Yeah, it

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Speaker 3: just makes your butt look a little better. And it's

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Speaker 3: something that she's been quote evaluating what I need in

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Speaker 3: my life, and during the lockdown, it's for her boyfriend

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Speaker 3: to do that. And she also said she's been using

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Speaker 3: men's beard dye on her eyebrows and embracing her freckles.

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Speaker 2: So that's what kesh is up to during all this.

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Speaker 1: And I just want to be clear that we do

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Speaker 1: not own any stock in Kesha's makeup brand, not at all. Also,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I've never even used a face mask,

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Speaker 1: so I feel it'd be weird if I started using

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Speaker 1: a butt mask like where I don't like. I don't

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Speaker 1: care about my face, but my butt is clean as

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Speaker 1: a whistle and glowing and plant plump.

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Speaker 3: But when you're not not seeing anybody, it's a it's

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Speaker 3: a great choice for right now.

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Speaker 1: Imagine well and like a.

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Speaker 6: New class divide for all of us, right because everybody

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Speaker 6: else out here has to put on their own butt masks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, gets help.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just wish I had somebody to put my

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Speaker 1: butt mask on for me instead of this mirror setup.

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Speaker 2: I've got.

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Speaker 4: Selfie stick.

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Speaker 1: Already ready for one.

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Speaker 2: Give me, give me one. I'm so ready.

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Speaker 1: We're blowing through them today.

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Speaker 2: I love it. Five.

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Speaker 1: Okay, now this was sent to us by a listener.

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Speaker 1: I want a big shout out.

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Speaker 2: We got this one. I think, even just hearing five,

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Speaker 2: I think I know we were going and we did

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Speaker 2: get a lot of this one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we have multiple people sent this in and so

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Speaker 1: thank you for sending it in again. If you ever

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Speaker 1: want to send us weird news, you can DM it

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Speaker 1: to us at the Bananas Podcast or the Bananas Podcast

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Speaker 1: at gmail dot com. Email to us please here. It

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Speaker 1: is five year old Steals parents car after mom refuses

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Speaker 1: to buy him Lamborghini. This isn't the I don't know

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Speaker 1: what about what it is about little boys, but I

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Speaker 1: remember being a little boy and being obsessed with the

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Speaker 1: Lamborghini qunosh Like it was an obsession. And every little

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Speaker 1: boy I knew was obsessed with Lamborghinis. They're just like

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Speaker 1: the silliest cool car out there that you're like, it

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Speaker 1: is the best. Uh So. A trooper in Utah who

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Speaker 1: thought he was pulling over an impaired driver was shocked

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Speaker 1: to realize the person behind the wheel was a five

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Speaker 1: year old boy. The Utah Highway Patrol said the child

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Speaker 1: took his parents' car after getting mad when his mom

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Speaker 1: said she would not buy him a Lamborghini. While his

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Speaker 1: parents were at work, he slipped away from his sibling,

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Speaker 1: grabbed the car keys, and set out for California to

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Speaker 1: buy one for himself. He had three dollars in his pocket. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the boy made it two miles from his home before

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Speaker 1: getting pulled over. The fact that he even made it

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Speaker 1: onto the highway it was only the most amazing. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And like I have a three year old right now,

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Speaker 1: and like five is not far away from and I

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Speaker 1: know a lot of development happens between three and five,

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Speaker 1: but the just to imagine a five year old driving

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Speaker 1: a car like you can't even they can't see above

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Speaker 1: the steering wheel at that age at all.

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Speaker 4: I have some logistical questions like how tall is this

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Speaker 4: five year old?

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Speaker 6: I have not met that many five year olds that

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Speaker 6: can reach all the parts that you need to reach

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Speaker 6: to make the cargo.

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Speaker 2: He big.

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Speaker 1: There, Ah, there is a photograph.

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Speaker 4: Platforms.

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Speaker 1: The weirdest part about this photograph, Lucien, is that his

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Speaker 1: so they use this technology to make sure we couldn't

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Speaker 1: identify the boy, which just looks like someone's thumb has

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00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 1: press his giant thumb is precious face into the back

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Speaker 1: of his skull. It's a scary thing, so far more

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Speaker 1: upsetting than just a blur. It's like a concave face.

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Speaker 3: It looks like a mud wasp went into his face

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Speaker 3: and then but it's also a photo of him in

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Speaker 3: the car, which sort of answers her question. He had

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Speaker 3: to sit at the very front of the driver's seat

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Speaker 3: to even be able to operate the brakes.

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Speaker 2: But again he got on the interstate.

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Speaker 3: He had three dollars for a two hundred thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: car and we're heading wey where you going?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was good.

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Speaker 1: If you're gonna buy Lamborghini, you definitely assume they're in California.

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Speaker 2: He was driving a pretty big car.

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Speaker 3: He was driving a Dodge Journey, which is sort of

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Speaker 3: like an suv thing, so that's not like he was

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Speaker 3: in a little uh Fort Fiesta or whatever.

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Speaker 6: He was.

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Speaker 2: He was going for broke.

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Speaker 6: God.

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Speaker 2: I love this kid. I love this kid.

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Speaker 1: I definitely like I remember putting my mom's She was

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Speaker 1: not in the car, and I was probably five, and

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Speaker 1: I put it because it was a stick, so I

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Speaker 1: just kind of popped it out of gear and it

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Speaker 1: started rolling backwards, and I remember my mom like really

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Speaker 1: losing her mind because she had like run in and

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Speaker 1: like get in the car, and I was just like,

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Speaker 1: we're going for it, but I can't imagine actually getting

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Speaker 1: in and driving the damn thing.

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Speaker 4: No. I really liked that.

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Speaker 6: The merging onto the highway is very impressive because the

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Speaker 6: closest thing I did at that age was like reverse

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Speaker 6: donuts in like my uncle's golf cart. So fun, oh

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Speaker 6: so fun, but mostly because I was too afraid to

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Speaker 6: not keep the wheel like completely pegged to one side.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I want to hit the brake.

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Speaker 3: This is so good and you know what, it's just

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Speaker 3: true cer Like, I also liked Lamborghini's a ton when

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Speaker 3: I was a kid, I definitely had one of the

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Speaker 3: trapper keepers that had it on it. I think that

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Speaker 3: was a big part of like their marketing. I think

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Speaker 3: boys got like they were like, here you get a

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Speaker 3: Lamborghini or the Bigfoot monster truck. And then for the girls,

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Speaker 3: I think my sister had was it something Frank Lisa Frank,

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Speaker 3: Lisa Frank, Yeah, Lisa Frank, which was like very colorful,

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Speaker 3: very like illustrating with like big pinks and yellows, and

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Speaker 3: so I think it was just built into our DNA

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Speaker 3: to be like, I like a Lamborghini, which also makes

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Speaker 3: it sadder for a doll two on it.

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Speaker 4: Well, and every every little girl remembers when she stole

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Speaker 4: her first dolphin.

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Speaker 2: Lisa Frank had lots of sping dolphins. That's true.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh man, that's so good. It's nice that this

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Speaker 3: cop like didn't like this could have gone so many ways.

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Speaker 3: I want to know what the impairment was. I'm sure

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00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,879
Speaker 3: this video will be released like the dash came or whatever,

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Speaker 3: because like I just imagine this kid doing like five

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Speaker 3: miles an hour. You think it's an old grandma in there.

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Speaker 3: You think it's like a drunk person, or maybe you

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Speaker 3: think it's amaving a heart attack. And then to pull

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Speaker 3: up and then just see a little five year old

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Speaker 3: who has to sit the edge of the dropper seat

820
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Speaker 3: is so great. It feels like the beginning of it

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Speaker 3: feels like it should be a chimp in the beginning

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Speaker 3: of a movie from like the nineteen eighties.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but also I want the chimp to have stolen

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Speaker 1: the car for the same reason. Yes, he couldn't have

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Speaker 1: a Lamborghini.

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Speaker 2: We need to go back to those movies like I Let's.

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Speaker 1: Do it hands down, Let's do it hands down? Yeah, Scott,

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Speaker 1: to give me last, give me our last story.

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Speaker 3: Oh the pressure. I'm gonna just mention one that we'll

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Speaker 3: talk about some other time. But PBR is making a

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Speaker 3: hard coffee with alcohol and caffeine and perhapsolutely ribbon. I

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Speaker 3: don't know if you guys have seen that, but out

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Speaker 3: of milkie, Uh, they're coffee. It's coffee. I was at

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Speaker 3: a bar with my friend Allison right before this hit,

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Speaker 3: and there was a Jamison rep who is sampling Jamison coldbrew,

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Speaker 3: and he was like, do you drink coldbrew? And I

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Speaker 3: was like yes, and he goes, do you drink whiskey?

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Speaker 3: I was like yes, and then he was like.

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Speaker 2: Here, try this and it tastes exactly like colbrew. It's

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00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 2: so good.

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00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 3: But then he was like, do you want more? I'm like, no, man,

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Speaker 3: it's seven at night. I'm going to be up until

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Speaker 3: tomorrow if I'm drinking alcoholic over Anyways.

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Speaker 1: These are my favorite drinks, alcohol and caffeine. Yes, so yeah, Loco.

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Speaker 1: I was such a big four fan.

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Speaker 6: I was gonna say, like the thing that like turns

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Speaker 6: off the controls for when you're too stupid and you

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Speaker 6: should go to bed.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I know, but I'm gonna so that's just

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Speaker 3: a quickie. I just wanted to mention that because I

851
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Speaker 3: will be trying it. I'm sure we'll talk about later.

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00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 3: Let's get a good one for this one. Let's do

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Speaker 3: something fun. Here's a fun, little, simple one that makes

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00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 3: me so happy. Quote headline A gender reveal party ignited

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Speaker 3: a ten acre brush fire in Florida. Official say so

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00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 3: this is from CNN Nicole Chavez and a gender reveal

857
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Speaker 3: party in Florida, went wrong and sparked a ten acre fire.

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Speaker 3: Firefighters were called to a home in Brevard County, Florida,

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Speaker 3: last week, saying the blaze was put hosspi ignited by fireworks.

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Speaker 3: When they arrived, firefighters realized that some of the explos

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Speaker 3: some explosives had.

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Speaker 2: Been in the mix. Uh and and it was a

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Speaker 2: seemingly and I think that they were using tannerite.

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00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 3: So tannerite is a highly explosive substance that's often used

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Speaker 3: as a rifle target. So I think what happened is

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00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 3: this family just filled up a thing with tannerite and

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Speaker 3: probably blue or pink powder. We have to keep those

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Speaker 3: gender assignments in place, and then shot it. The blaze

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Speaker 3: was quote fast moving and heavy fuel and ended up

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Speaker 3: burning ten acres before it was completely contained within hours.

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00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 3: Also hours is so funny. No homes were damaged, nobody

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00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 3: was injured, but the county had been under a burn

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00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 3: band including all outdoor activities, so you're not allowed to

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00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 3: have campfirespondfire is burning trash, et cetera.

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00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:07,720
Speaker 2: Because it's so dry, or kin write that you mix.

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00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 3: Probably powder with and fireworks come on, and then come

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00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 3: on those fireworks do It's so great. There's so many

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00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 3: of these, by the way, like just go down a

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Speaker 3: YouTube or google wormhole of looking up gender reveal fails.

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00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,399
Speaker 2: This happens so much.

881
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 3: So many hair gets caught on fire, People get caught

882
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 3: on fire yards constantly.

883
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 2: Guys, we don't need to do this much.

884
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: Just just you can just not do it. It's it's

885
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 1: to not do it. It's safer. Don't use any explosives

886
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,760
Speaker 1: if you're going to reveal the gender of your child.

887
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,840
Speaker 6: Is it weird that I feel sort of like proud

888
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 6: of Florida for having any part of it be dry

889
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 6: enough to catch on fire?

890
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I know what you mean. Yes it is.

891
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 1: Yes, I think.

892
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 4: It's sort of very damp place, damp place.

893
00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: But I do have to give it to the South

894
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:03,720
Speaker 1: in general for having the best fireworks across the board

895
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,720
Speaker 1: of all of America. Once Scotty and I were driving,

896
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: we drove this giant butt across the country. I've mentioned

897
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: it before on the podcast, but we stopped off in

898
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 1: Louisville and it was fourth of July. In Louisville, I

899
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: did a show I think at an art gallery, like

900
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 1: eight people, and then these guys who were like ran

901
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: the show were just like you got to come over

902
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: to our place. We're having a we're setting off some fireworks,

903
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 1: and we drove this, but it's on like a tractor

904
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: trailer a bed over their house, parked in front of

905
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: their house. And then they had I think maybe like

906
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: a thousand fireworks that were like the most intense like

907
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: mortars where you'd have to like drop it into a

908
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 1: dream and run away and then it.

909
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 2: Would explode over the whole house.

910
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 1: I have this beautiful video of the shot probably like

911
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: like thirty fireworks at the butte at the same time,

912
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: and you just see them like bouncing off this like

913
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: twenty foot tall butt.

914
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 2: And it was.

915
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: It was one of the best parties of it.

916
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 2: It was the great you know, all of us we

917
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 2: all have iron lung or something or we like.

918
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: It was.

919
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 3: It was the greatest, wildest Fourth of July I've ever

920
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 3: been to. Their enthusiasm for fireworks. These were homemade fireworks.

921
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 3: It was there was a guy in a kilt that

922
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 3: was like, hey, everybody, we're gonna let go of a

923
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 3: paper lantern. Everybody gets a Roman candle and the first

924
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 3: person that hits it and lights the paper lantern out

925
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 3: of the sky gets twenty dollars or something, so.

926
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:40,840
Speaker 2: We all load up.

927
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, while we're all like thirty five forty people are

928
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 3: about to shoot eight roaming candles each into the sky

929
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 3: under and then so the we all miss by the

930
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,720
Speaker 3: way because we're all been drinking heavily. So it floats

931
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 3: into a tree and then catches the lantern on fire.

932
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:00,919
Speaker 3: We're watching being like, did you just light a tree

933
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,120
Speaker 3: on Is this our Tannerite moment? Also, they got to

934
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 3: name that baby Tanner write if it's a boy, for sure,

935
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:11,399
Speaker 3: ye I could go for a nice gold Tanner reader

936
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 3: right now while we're shooting this, Kurt, you have to

937
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 3: remember this. They had this like pull start go kart

938
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 3: that they probably attached fifty fireworks to and lit. And

939
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 3: then this guy would just drive up and down the

940
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,280
Speaker 3: street in a go cart at full speed, just launching

941
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 3: an endless barrage in every direction. It was so out

942
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 3: of control. Like I remember lighting a firework one of

943
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,439
Speaker 3: the mortars and dropping it and it tipped over, which

944
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 3: just got to be the most common thing, And it

945
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 3: just exploded in the lawn. Everybody celebrates. Some guy in

946
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:46,800
Speaker 3: a kilt said, good job. Set it back up, and

947
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 3: we just kept going. Also, I bet those guys somebody

948
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 3: from that Louisville night is probably listening because they were

949
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 3: big fans of Kurts and they invited him to stand

950
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 3: up before we went and did this. So if you

951
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 3: guys are out there, you're honestly legends. And Kurt and

952
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 3: I have talked about this many times to each other

953
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 3: that it will never be surpassed, not in ouralis.

954
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, because not only is it the amount of fireworks,

955
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,640
Speaker 1: but also the giant butt. It was just the universe

956
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: blessed us that.

957
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,160
Speaker 2: It was so good. It was so good.

958
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 3: That's the question that people ask you the most, Like

959
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 3: what's the first thing people ask you when they hear

960
00:50:25,800 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 3: you're an astronomer.

961
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 4: Oh, that's a that's a good question.

962
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 6: I would say that, Like the top questions are either

963
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 6: about aliens, which like is my wheelhouse and I'm like

964
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:41,080
Speaker 6: psyched to talk about it. The other questions that I

965
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 6: get are usually it's like black holes, followed closely by

966
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 6: string theory, or like very or like very very like

967
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 6: deep questions about like the beginning of the universe and

968
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 6: like the Big Bang and stuff like that, which is

969
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,320
Speaker 6: very much not my wheelhouse.

970
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,840
Speaker 4: Like I know, probably more about it than like the

971
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 4: average person.

972
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 6: But you know, I like concrete things like I live

973
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,839
Speaker 6: on a planet, my planet orbits a star. I get

974
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 6: to see it when it's not cloudy, so like I

975
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 6: can wrap my brain around those things. And like the

976
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 6: early universe, like giant space, time, end of everything stuff.

977
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 4: I know that stuff, but I don't know it as well.

978
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 4: But those are I would say, the two things that

979
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 4: people ask about a lot.

980
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: That is I'm very surprised because I bet you people

981
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,399
Speaker 1: are asking you that stuff are like me, who would

982
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,879
Speaker 1: be thinking, like, well, she must be bored of talking

983
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: about aliens. I'll try and ask you know, But I

984
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: like the fact that you're down to talk about aliens

985
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 1: because that's what everybody wants to talk about. Anybody anyway.

986
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I like, I went and I actually

987
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 4: stormed Area fifty one last fall.

988
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: Did you actually went?

989
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

990
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I were one of like the forty people who

991
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 1: showed up.

992
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 6: Yeah.

993
00:51:54,719 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 4: I didn't routo run, but I saw a lot of.

994
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 2: That's so fun you're doing.

995
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: I want to get that guy on here was the

996
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: guy who actually organized it there?

997
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 6: No, Actually there was like this huge controversy that happened

998
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:13,800
Speaker 6: where he got into a fight with with like the town.

999
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 6: So the town that it was in, Rachel, Nevada, is

1000
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 6: this town of I think only around seventy people live

1001
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 6: there and it only has one business, which is the

1002
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 6: Little Alien, which is like a diner.

1003
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 4: It's like an alien themed diner.

1004
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 6: And then there's like lodging which is a basically like

1005
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 6: gravel campsite and some trailers. And it was Mattie Roberts,

1006
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 6: the guy who made the Facebook invite that went viral

1007
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 6: originally was talking to them, but then there was like

1008
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,760
Speaker 6: some big kerfuffle with like the funding and like somebody

1009
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 6: from Pornhub was going to like put money into it,

1010
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 6: and then he there was a bunch of controversy because

1011
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 6: half the town didn't want it there. And then like

1012
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 6: Maddie Roberts like took his money and like had an

1013
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 6: event in Las Vegas and left the town of Rachel

1014
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 6: like holding the bag with like all of these people coming. Oh,

1015
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 6: and like there's no like there's no water sources that

1016
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 6: are like publicly available. There's no gas stations for like

1017
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 6: fifty miles. It is a very yeah, yeah, there's no

1018
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:20,880
Speaker 6: cell service.

1019
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 4: Like it is a very very remote area.

1020
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 2: It sounds like the perfect place to hide them aliens.

1021
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 2: That's what I'm here.

1022
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,319
Speaker 4: I mean, that is why Area fifty one is right

1023
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 4: around there. Wow, but yeah, like it was, it was,

1024
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 4: it was really fun.

1025
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: Actually good. Did you just go for the day or

1026
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: did you stay over somewhere?

1027
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 3: No?

1028
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 4: I so I stayed.

1029
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 6: And part of the reason that I could get like

1030
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 6: immediately as soon as the thing went viral, like all

1031
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 6: of there like eight rooms at the Little Alien there's

1032
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 6: like not a lot of places to stay. But I

1033
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 6: happened to own a So I own a nineteen eighty

1034
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:01,760
Speaker 6: three Dodge Raman that used to be an evidence vehicle.

1035
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 2: Cool.

1036
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:03,280
Speaker 1: Nice.

1037
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 6: So I have this forensics vand that is a camper

1038
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,560
Speaker 6: like was outfitted by some guy who lives in my

1039
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 6: neighborhood and then sold it to me. But it only

1040
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 6: has like twenty four thousand miles on it. So I

1041
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 6: drove my like giant hulking forensics van to Area fifty

1042
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 6: one and just stayed in that so good. And yeah,

1043
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 6: I figured, you know, like I I'm sort of like

1044
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 6: low a little bit of like a low key prepper.

1045
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 4: So I'm like tanks of my own water supply.

1046
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:34,400
Speaker 1: Got it?

1047
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 4: You did it?

1048
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,919
Speaker 2: Right, you did it perfect. God, I'm so jealous. That's

1049
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 2: so good.

1050
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I want. I just look at those

1051
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 1: those Sprinter vans all the time, just bea like, I

1052
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:46,600
Speaker 1: want one, I want one, I want one, and I'll

1053
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:47,359
Speaker 1: never have one.

1054
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1055
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 4: I got mine for twenty five hundred bucks off of Craigslist.

1056
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 2: Oh, oh so good.

1057
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,440
Speaker 1: After amazing, after.

1058
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 6: I had had like one too many drinks and ran

1059
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 6: into a friend who turned out to have like built a.

1060
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 4: Tiny home into an ambulance, and I was like, that

1061
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 4: was so great. I'm gonna look at Craigslist for vans again.

1062
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 4: And then there it was, so you don't know, you

1063
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:14,760
Speaker 4: might have your own weird forensics vehicle.

1064
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,160
Speaker 1: So, Lucian, is there anything that you would like to

1065
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 1: plug upcoming or from the past that people can check

1066
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: out online?

1067
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, yeah, I'm not sure. I you know what

1068
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 4: I'm doing right now.

1069
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 6: So I have, I think, like everybody else, pandemic brain

1070
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,719
Speaker 6: where I find it very hard to do my work

1071
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,439
Speaker 6: and also like literally the last thing in the entire

1072
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:42,359
Speaker 6: world that anyone needs for an astronomer to do, per

1073
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 6: the Magnet story earlier, is for me to start like

1074
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 6: pivoting to coronavirus. So instead, I have a newsletter called

1075
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 6: Not Not Rocket Science that is on substack, and you

1076
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 6: can sign up to receive a summary of Star Trek

1077
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:01,320
Speaker 6: episodes that come out more or less a couple of

1078
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 6: times a week. I like. So one of my great

1079
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 6: shame points is that I, as an astronomer, have never

1080
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:08,840
Speaker 6: watched Star Trek. Nice.

1081
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:11,839
Speaker 4: I've only ever watched like a couple, like a couple

1082
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 4: episodes maybe, but like yeah, and I tried to.

1083
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 6: I tried to dive into Deep Space nine and they

1084
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 6: were like there was like too much backstory and like

1085
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 6: too many I was like, I need an on ramp

1086
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:28,440
Speaker 6: to this, much like pres theses and like makeup and

1087
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 6: stuff like I need, I need.

1088
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 4: Something to just get me into it. So I started

1089
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 4: with the original series.

1090
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,279
Speaker 6: And so if you want to hear some like hot

1091
00:56:35,320 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 6: takes on like a fifty plus year old TV show,

1092
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 6: this is where.

1093
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:43,399
Speaker 1: You go, thank you. And also you have a TED

1094
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 1: talk on Vega that's out there right that people can

1095
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: go watch as well.

1096
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have two have.

1097
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 6: A TED talk on the Coupler Mission, which was looking

1098
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:55,200
Speaker 6: for planets around other stars, and then one on why

1099
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:56,719
Speaker 6: we shouldn't use Mars as.

1100
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 4: A backup planet.

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Speaker 1: Yes, excellent, and.

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Speaker 4: We didn't need to talk about elon Musk's kids name.

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Speaker 1: I know, how do you pronounce it? It's like aol Vietoa.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So the funny thing, and this actually ties into

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Speaker 6: Area fifty one. So the name is like x ae

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Speaker 6: and then a DASH twelve and it supposedly pronounced like

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Speaker 6: x Ash archangel, so except that that's historically inaccurate. Really yeah,

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Speaker 6: So the A twelve, which is where the archangel comes from.

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Speaker 6: The A twelve was this like super high tech reconnaissance

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Speaker 6: plane that the CIA developed at Area fifty one, and

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Speaker 6: it was part of something called Project Oxcart, and the

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Speaker 6: Archangel is the earlier models. So by the time they

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Speaker 6: got to the A twelves, the A twelves are ox Cart.

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Speaker 6: So technically Musk's son's name is x Ash Oxcart.

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Speaker 2: Nice.

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Speaker 1: Yes you heard it here first, ladies, and did good

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Speaker 1: old off. Thanks a thank you so much for being

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Speaker 1: on Lucian.

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Speaker 4: Oh, thanks for having me. This is great.

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Speaker 3: Scottie, all right, buddy, thanks for stuffing yours with bananas.

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Speaker 2: Tawt's it.

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Speaker 2: Bananas Bananas.

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Speaker 6: No. Probably put there as the people there, but there

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Speaker 6: they're the trobb.

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Speaker 1: Me put their stay pudnis

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Speaker 3: But there I had par