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Speaker 2: But justice is about to be served, I hope. So

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Speaker 2: that's a lot of life ruining in in a row,

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Speaker 1: In Sam I I truly wish those were the only things.

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Speaker 1: But I'm afraid this is a laundry list. I'm talking

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Speaker 2: There's some doom scrolling at the end of it. It's

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Speaker 3: It is a doom scroll of assholeery.

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Speaker 2: True, the little asshole Olympics. Let's see what right?

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Speaker 1: So he's he's Michael Phelps, gold medalist, eight.

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Speaker 2: Times gold medalists, swimming through the water like a dolphin

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Speaker 2: starting off hot f you Allen hard that's my middle name.

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Speaker 3: That is true. It literally is few Allen Uh. That

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Speaker 2: Initials A few Allen. Yeah, my initials are sad. I

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Speaker 2: mean that's Damuel Allen Donner. Pretty fire, pretty fire, pretty

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Speaker 2: pretty sad. I'm ready for my my sad boy e

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Speaker 1: We need to throw you on SoundCloud, manet A couple

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Speaker 2: You got it. I already got the hair in my

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're ready for it for your major debut.

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Speaker 1: Working with you these past seven years has been terrible.

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Speaker 1: You are a terrible coworker, and the entire organization thinks.

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Speaker 1: So do you know how hard? Do you know how

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Speaker 1: hard it is to induce the scorn of nearly three

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Speaker 2: That's a lot.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty effing hard, Allen. But guess what, don't get it?

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Speaker 2: Alan's getting heat.

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Speaker 3: Straight off the top here, wow, burning it down.

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Speaker 2: If any story has come out this hot, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Definitely top ten hot out of it. I burn my

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Speaker 2: I'm burning my dick off right now, gracious to this story.

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Speaker 1: What what exactly is it that you do? I know

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Speaker 1: you look around our office like you think you're important,

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Speaker 3: We will let you know when something pertains to you.

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Speaker 2: Dang's getting so much no destroyed, He's getting no love

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Speaker 1: You float into meetings you aren't invited to and steal

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Speaker 2: He does that, he's I guess human connection because he's

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Speaker 1: You know, it happens, It happens. I take those extra

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Speaker 2: Oh so they are actually extra lunches to be eaten

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Speaker 2: So that's how he's taking someone's lunch. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Right, which is great. Well there's more. There's more.

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Speaker 1: And Will whose entire paycheck nearly goes to pay for

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Speaker 2: Wait, he's taken. So he stole the literally the lunches

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't hate Alan for exactly.

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Speaker 1: He's just trying to save, you know, and save a

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Speaker 1: We might find out, So we might find out. You

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Speaker 2: Wait, so alan's like breaking into other people's computers. Now, yep, yep,

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Speaker 2: this is the warm up. So we're just like, we're

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Speaker 3: The in the you know, in the Olympic sprint.

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Speaker 1: My man is stretching his calves right now, you know

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Speaker 2: Waits a while, Dollan, there, great question, great questions that

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Speaker 2: What were they appalled by the fact that he was

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Speaker 1: I think I recently got a lock installed on my

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Speaker 2: Yeah, al a new snooper.

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Speaker 1: Also, f you for calling me repeatedly while I was

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Speaker 1: Debbie was effing handling my stuff while I was out.

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Speaker 1: You got the email I sent out regarding it that

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Speaker 3: Do you have a copy of that were poor from

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Alan, Alan, Alan, buddy?

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Speaker 1: You literally said that in one voicemail I received shortly

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Speaker 3: I don't effing handle the reports. You aren't new you

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Speaker 1: The second and third calls while I was still in

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Speaker 2: I don't know if interrupting the birth of your child

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Speaker 2: Well the paper towels. I got a big mess over here.

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Speaker 3: And I know there's already paper towels.

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Speaker 3: And instead of calling the office manager, I thought I'd

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you seem like the best person to do the job.

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Speaker 1: Coming back after a maternity leave to the Wow, two

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Speaker 1: hundred something emails from you was wonderful. Hundred two hundred emails.

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Speaker 3: Found I found out that Bounty is the quicker picker Upper,

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Speaker 3: So like if you could just like buy those like

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Speaker 1: F you and how you take Carrie's parking spot when

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Speaker 2: Allan, Allan.

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Speaker 1: Also, how dare you come to my baby shower that

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Speaker 1: Wow, oh god, oh my god, that was my cake.

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Speaker 1: No one invited you. How did you even find out

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Speaker 2: Said, look cake go eat. Oh my god, f you Allen.

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Speaker 3: I was pregnant. I was gonna eat that cake. I

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Speaker 1: I mean you're looking pretty big already, so like you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm just looking out for you. I said you could

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Speaker 1: have one piece, Allen, not the rest of the cake.

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Speaker 1: You really hurt Noah's feelings when you made fun of

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Speaker 1: the way he speaks. He has an effing speech impediment.

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Speaker 2: You asshole, oh Man Nolan. Wow.

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Speaker 3: Not to mention you work at a fing nonprofit.

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Speaker 1: Whose job it is to help people like Noah.

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Speaker 1: Read Read the don't just read the room, read the organization,

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Speaker 3: I hope you fail.

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Speaker 1: It sickens me to think that because of the jobs

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Speaker 1: The terrible coworker stories. Y'all, y'all have to write on it.

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Speaker 1: I accidentally got my mom to start selling feet picks,

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Speaker 2: Hey, a foot fetish is a foot fetish only feet,

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Speaker 1: So for some context, my mom fifty two and I

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Speaker 2: I sent this one to this very fine gentleman. Let's

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Speaker 2: My ex girlfriend a few ex girlfriends ago. Her mom

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Speaker 2: and her mom would always wink at me, and she

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Speaker 3: What's going on? Sam? Do you need me help with

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Speaker 3: your homework? I know that triggeredome. Shee is so hard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we were hanging around by the poo ooh ooh

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Speaker 3: Is that an actual song? Stacy?

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Speaker 2: Can't you see you're just not to get up on me?

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Speaker 1: My god, that's how that ended, Stacy's mom with the whole.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, enough about mother's sucking cocks. Let's get back to

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Speaker 2: John always like we're making a bunch of euphidism, and

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Speaker 1: Let's not read around the if you catch my dress

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Speaker 2: Oh. She's a cool mom.

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Speaker 3: Cool mom, cool mom.

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Speaker 2: Cool mom with the cool feet.

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Speaker 3: That's right, and even cooler feet up to see. I'll

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Speaker 4: This little piggy went to the market and this little

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Speaker 4: need to go back to the pig pen a little by, dirty,

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Speaker 2: Yeah you are. Oh man, I'm wondering if like someone's

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Speaker 2: gonna take this audio. I'd like put it over please,

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Speaker 2: like somebody somebody use our audio like dirty little Piggy,

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Speaker 2: dirty little Piggy. Yeah you bro around the mud.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's true. No one's taken our audio to uh

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Speaker 2: I'd like to imagine that someone has had sex to

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Speaker 1: That's actually talked about this on the Judges Really, I

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Speaker 1: don't think wait was it them? Like I think someone

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Speaker 1: like is it because like music is very normal, so

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Speaker 3: If you know your your cue has qued up?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like like laughing, well.

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Speaker 3: Great jokes.

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Speaker 2: Say the story wasn't the only thing that I've finished.

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Speaker 3: If you've.

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Speaker 2: If you've done the deed to our podcast, please please

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Speaker 2: let us think. Please what's your user name?

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Speaker 3: Drop your user name? We're asking you that on the

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Speaker 3: cream piewater. Oh yeah, so many people are like, oh

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Speaker 3: my gosh, crazy story. What's her user name? What is it?

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Speaker 2: Sheellus?

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Speaker 3: Sell us tell me.

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Speaker 1: She has social media's like TikTok, Instagram, and Facebook, et cetera.

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Speaker 2: Now Facebook's not impressive.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody on Facebook. Now.

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Speaker 1: She moved away to another country after getting a divorce.

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Speaker 1: While I'm studying in my home country and living with

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Speaker 1: he doesn't live with us. Months ago, my mom sent

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Speaker 2: This is how it starts. That starts.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, your toes are like so a door adorbs.

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Speaker 2: Your toes are adors.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever heard of only feet? It's only.

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Speaker 2: You snap a pick right there.

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Speaker 3: Hey, give me my commissions, give me my royalties.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there's a uh, there's a site called These Are

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Speaker 2: Not Real Feet and it's AI generated feet picks.

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Speaker 3: Really yeah, you know, cut out the middle man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like I always said, let the robots do and

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Speaker 2: you can join their texting platform and it'll send you

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I don't know whether I'm impressed or terrified. Look up,

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Speaker 2: look up real feet. I think I think it's something

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Speaker 2: like that. I'm not sure the exactly. I think it's

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Speaker 2: like these are not realfeet dot com.

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Speaker 1: Or this foot does not exist. It's a morphy foot.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's morphing into other feet.

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Speaker 3: Interesting? What will AI do next?

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Speaker 2: Is that crazy?

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Speaker 3: That is wild?

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Speaker 2: Those are not real feet, let's fake feet?

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Speaker 3: What is a foot pick?

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Speaker 1: Footpicks are hot, hot hot, and you'll love to see him?

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Speaker 1: Great definition?

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Speaker 2: Why why I don't I don't get the big obsession

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Speaker 2: with feet picks?

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Speaker 3: People like feet?

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Speaker 2: Man? Well okay, I mean yeah, I guess, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you what are you shaming people who like feet?

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Speaker 3: You just hating on feet lovers?

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Speaker 2: Okay, no, you misunderstand.

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Speaker 1: A lot of good people, a lot of good people

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's an organization, sir?

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Speaker 2: Is it non taxable? People?

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Speaker 3: Are it is a church? Okay, church of feet? It's

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Speaker 3: a church of feet. Okay.

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Speaker 1: They're making a good living worshiping those little piggies. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I need to just stand.

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Speaker 2: The whip about the altar of your feet. Let me

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Speaker 2: kiss the foot that walks means alters, that is what

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Speaker 2: you do.

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Speaker 1: My mom sent me a picture of her pedicure she

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Speaker 1: the conversation changed to how she wants to spoil herself

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Speaker 2: I don't like how this setup is happening. This is

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Speaker 2: this is concerning what the setup like. It's it's like

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Speaker 1: I know, it's uh, we're we're we're leaning towards the

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Speaker 2: This is weird.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. She wants to spoil herself, but

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Speaker 2: How are you gonna get the spending money?

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Speaker 3: What are we gonna do?

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Speaker 1: This is where I fed up I jokingly said you

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Speaker 1: can sell your feet picks.

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Speaker 2: Mom, Why would you say that?

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Speaker 3: It's a prank? Bro? They have sarcastic humor.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. That's true. They do.

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Speaker 3: Come rottery.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just say, gonna come on that better? Is this?

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Speaker 1: What is this?

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Speaker 3: What's what? Mom? Is this cold cash? Do you like

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Speaker 3: this slab? That's right? Are you entertained? Now? All right?

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Speaker 2: This post is dropt brought to you by John's Feet.

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Speaker 2: Buy feet picks now?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: While supplies last guys comment below? All right, you see this.

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Speaker 1: If you comment below and say I will pay one

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars for John's feet, you got a deal. I'm

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Speaker 1: putting it on the table.

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Speaker 2: Do you what if what if we? What if we?

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Speaker 2: What if we charged like two dollars for your feet

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Speaker 2: pick and everyone that venmoed us a dollar got a

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Speaker 2: foot pick the venmos a dollar, and then we send

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Speaker 2: them a uh we we we send them a picture

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Speaker 2: of your feet like we do like a whole like

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Speaker 1: I'm literally one hundred percent down, although my feet are

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Speaker 1: definitely like look at all these.

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Speaker 2: Like no, no, no, cone on, don't say your show short.

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Speaker 2: Don't say your show short.

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Speaker 3: You're right, you're right.

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm i'm. I can't release the goods value a

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Speaker 2: picture of John's feet. If we get one hundred, if

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Speaker 2: one hundred people venmos, yes, yes.

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Speaker 3: One dollar.

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Speaker 1: Or if we just reach one hundred dollars, if one

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Speaker 2: Fifty, yeah, twenty. So if we reach one hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: in donations to our venmo, we will do a foot

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Speaker 2: photo shoot. We'll do it for John's feet. We'll do it.

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Speaker 3: You'll get you'll get to see my feet. You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I also want to do like a calendar.

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Speaker 2: Oh definitely, definitely my feet calendar. Okay, that's next. That's

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Speaker 2: the next.

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Speaker 3: That's the next.

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Speaker 1: That's the next evolution. But first you got to get

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Speaker 1: us to one hundred dollars. Guys, so you know we

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Speaker 1: should create a venmo.

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Speaker 2: Please don't please please, The foot venmo would be ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I will, absolutely, I will, I will do it. We'll

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Speaker 1: do it, John, we'll do don't don't even don't even

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Speaker 1: tempt me.

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Speaker 2: Guys like you would send those.

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Speaker 1: So I jokingly said that she should sell feet picks.

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Speaker 1: She laughed, and that's where the conversation ended, So doesn't

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Speaker 1: the story doesn't end there. That's the concerning part. You know,

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00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 1: it's about to go down. A month later, my mom

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00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 1: sent me a picture of her pedicure. She told me

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Speaker 1: that she was interested in selling feet picks.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, Mom, well hold on though all caps.

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00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 3: I thought she was joking.

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Speaker 2: Was she not joking?

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Speaker 1: And I laughed and said go for it, and she

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Speaker 1: laughed too. She gave the go ahead, she gave a green.

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00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,120
Speaker 2: Making the mistakes, Opie's making the mistakes.

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Speaker 3: You literally told her, Haha, yes, do it, go for it.

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00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,879
Speaker 3: You can't be mad. You can't do it.

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Speaker 2: As the receipts. Now she has the receipts.

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00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 1: Then a week later, she sent me a screenshot of

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Speaker 1: an older man on Instagram asking four feet picks.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I love how she's keeping her daughter up

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Speaker 2: to date in her small business.

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00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like watch my journeys.

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00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 2: My first customer as a foot entrepreneur, a sole entrepreneur.

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Speaker 3: Ay, that's money, baby.

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00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 2: There's this a TikTok account called feed your Souls that

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00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,960
Speaker 2: sells like shoe inserts. Yeah, that's all I got to

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Speaker 2: say about that.

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00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 3: They're they're good.

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Speaker 1: Check them out now, I asked her, what are you

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Speaker 1: doing and she said, she took my idea so she

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Speaker 1: can have some extra spending money.

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Speaker 2: Mom, this is not what I wanted.

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Speaker 3: Yay, everybody gets what they want.

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Speaker 1: No, I told her I was uncomfortable with her telling

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Speaker 1: me this, and she said it'll be her secret.

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Speaker 3: And then she won't bring it up anymore.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is that makes it weirder.

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Speaker 3: It does.

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Speaker 2: Mom's just so much weirder.

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Speaker 3: It's low key just footing.

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00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 2: Oh god, strangers just step in. Let's just say some

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00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 2: boundaries were overstep. Mama put the foot in her mouth.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 2: But she's charging extra for that.

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00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, that's premium Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 2: I like, when do you say ladies and gentlemen? Because

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Speaker 2: it feels like we're like old circus men. It does.

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00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, ladies and gentlemen, witness the wonders of

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Speaker 2: Like I feel like we're like like nineteen twenties carnival

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Speaker 2: Barkers where the ring where the ring ringling brothers and

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00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:36,719
Speaker 2: you are wearing a tiger shirt ladies and gentleman.

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Speaker 1: And she hasn't. But today I went to search her

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Speaker 1: up on TikTok No.

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Speaker 3: I want to search her. Yeah, use your name?

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00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,120
Speaker 2: Ha haha, what's her at?

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Speaker 1: She has gained so many followers on the platform. I

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Speaker 1: was mortified.

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Speaker 2: How many? Wait?

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Speaker 3: Maybe we're gonna find out.

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00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 2: Please please tell me she dropped the handle.

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00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,439
Speaker 3: I don't know that she did. Actually, we'll have to

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00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,280
Speaker 3: we'll have to search.

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00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: You go through the comments. We need to look this up. Well, no, no,

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00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 2: I finished the story up there, let's look this. Look.

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Speaker 1: I checked in her TikTok bio and there was a

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Speaker 1: link to her Instagram.

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00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 2: Oh no, and all of.

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00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:23,479
Speaker 1: Her Instagram photos were just her feet. I felt so

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00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: grossed out and uncomfortable. But the worst part is when

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00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: I scrolled down, I saw a picture of my portrait

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Speaker 1: that I painted with me in it, and a caption

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00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: saying that she's so so proud of me.

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00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 2: Imagine I'm just imagining like her while the feet feet

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00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,440
Speaker 2: center is like, my daughter is so amazing.

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00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: With a little like Sarah with her with her like

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Speaker 1: lake painting or something.

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00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 2: And then then the comments are like, let's see her feet.

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Speaker 3: Feet peech peech do a collapse.

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00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 2: Now Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat.

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Speaker 3: Does he like feet?

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00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a big feet gay. Oh big feet guy,

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00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 2: big Oh you want big feet? John's got you. I

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00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 2: love how that's like a known fact of Hollywood.

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00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 3: I never knew that.

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00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Quentin Tarantina is a feat guy.

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00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 3: He's a feat guy.

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00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 2: Show is Jeff Goldblum.

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Speaker 1: Well they I'm imagining they get what they ask for.

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00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: She has literally hundreds of pictures of her feet and

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00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,360
Speaker 1: there smack dab in the middle is.

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00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 2: A picture of my face. My god, that's so embarrassed.

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00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 3: Dude, Like truly the most awkward and like of all people.

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Speaker 3: Your mom.

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00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so embarrassing. Bro. Like, even if that was

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00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:51,919
Speaker 2: a friend, that would be like, Yo, can you can

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00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 2: you take me off your like feet page?

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00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 2: I probably was like yo, like I'm so happy, so happy,

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00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 2: you know, we had this thing. I don't want to

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00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,879
Speaker 2: be surrounded all your smelly feet.

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00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: I felt so grossed out, dude. I did ask her

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00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:15,760
Speaker 1: to take it down, and she refused. I got you, guys.

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00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: She apologized, took it down and said she just wanted

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00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 1: to show some.

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Speaker 3: Of her daughter's art skills.

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00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 2: I love like tour fans. That's it's like a mom thing,

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00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 2: like my foot fans, you know, to see my daughter.

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Speaker 3: I just wanted to show them what a brilliant artist

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Speaker 3: you are. Just I really appreciate your art and I'm

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00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 3: so happy for you. Just let my feet fans admire you.

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00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 2: Let means them smell your success, the smell of feet

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00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 2: and art, meat eating meat.

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00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 3: Feet and meat.

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00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: That's gonna be my only fans coming to you soon.

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00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: Met with that, I think that's it.

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Speaker 2: All right, we got a fire. Actually, I almost guarantee

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00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 2: that someone is like asking about Definitely someone's asking, someone's

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00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 2: asking for the act. I'm gonna I'm gonna look up

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Speaker 2: on TikTok.

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00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: Wait user name, Oh, the user name of the posted

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00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: account is my mom sells feet picks.

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Speaker 2: Wow direct rich. I mean, if moms are breastfeeding on

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00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 2: on TikTok, then that's true. She means, well, she had

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00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 2: a good soul. She's just trying to heal. I'm not

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00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: having much luck on the no now on the Reddin

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00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 2: all right, Well, if anyone has their at, find it,

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Speaker 2: drop it in the comments. Let's sweety, sweetie,