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Speaker 1: A man.

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Speaker 2: Stopped at the airport by TSA due to a live

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Speaker 2: turtle in his pants?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Is that a real news story or a fake news story?

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Speaker 2: Because it's time for real news or fake news? The

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Speaker 2: segment where I give you a news headline and you

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Speaker 2: tell me whether it's a real one or a fake one,

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Speaker 2: And that is a real news.

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Speaker 3: Story over viral this week?

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: TSA officers at a New Jersey airport discovered a little

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Speaker 2: turtle concealed in a traveler's pants during a security check.

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Speaker 4: What won't people put down their pants? Is really the question?

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Speaker 2: What did the guy do when he stopped when they

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Speaker 2: realized he had a turtle in his pa?

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Speaker 3: How'd that get the guys? Turtles in this airport or

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Speaker 3: something that's stuck into my pants?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it's because you put you planted that

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Speaker 2: turtle in my packet.

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Speaker 3: It's real news or fake news.

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Speaker 2: The sement where I give you a news headline and

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Speaker 2: you have to see whether you can tell if it's

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Speaker 2: a real news story or a fake news story that

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Speaker 2: people actually believe This week and it's a lot harder

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Speaker 2: than it sounds like.

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Speaker 3: This headline.

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Speaker 2: Cat gets elected as mayor of small town in Alaska?

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Speaker 3: Is that real or fake?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Man, I'm gonna say real.

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Speaker 5: I'm as a real real.

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows cats can't get elected because they're cat's not humans.

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Speaker 3: This is a fake story. This is a real news story.

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Speaker 4: Yeah wait what yep?

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Speaker 2: The town in Alaska elected a cat named Stubbs as its.

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Speaker 3: Honorary mayor, and he held a position for twenty years.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, it's amazing greeting tourists and drinking catnip blaze water

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Speaker 2: from a wine glass. Most politicians, Oh yeah, he's on

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Speaker 2: something for sure. Real news story or fake news story.

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Speaker 2: Tunnel girl granted permit to continue digging massive bunker under home.

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Speaker 3: Real or fake.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say fake.

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Speaker 3: Nanas say is fake?

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna say fay. We'll go fake because a

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Speaker 5: man I would say real, But because it's a girl, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Gonna say fake.

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Speaker 5: Grant you access like it's on your own property. They

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Speaker 5: can't tell you what you can and can't do on

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Speaker 5: your own property, rightly?

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Speaker 2: Can you only think you owned property but it's mine. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's what a lot of people say when the city

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Speaker 2: comes out and goes, hey, we're gonna put a huge

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Speaker 2: dump site in your backyard.

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Speaker 3: This is my property.

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Speaker 2: Not really I know technically about property, but that's not really.

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Speaker 3: How it works. We own all of it, sucka, that's

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Speaker 3: really how it is.

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Speaker 4: So messed up.

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Speaker 2: What's that you want to put some like a little

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Speaker 2: planter outside? You got a permit?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: Do you need permits for that something?

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Speaker 4: Who knows you?

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Speaker 3: May depends where you live.

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Speaker 4: If you're a part of an h O A, then.

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Speaker 3: From the city you need approve from.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this story is fake because no respecting

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Speaker 1: city would allow someone to do something like that on

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Speaker 2: Wait for it, Okay, Tunnel girl granted permit to continue

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Speaker 2: digging massive bunker over under her home.

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Speaker 3: This is a real news.

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Speaker 2: And obviously we you you guys have forgotten we reported

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Speaker 2: on this when it was originally came out, because yeah,

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Speaker 3: Huge tunnel under her home and then they.

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Speaker 2: Told her she had to stop because it was illegal,

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Speaker 2: and so there was a huge court thing. I don't

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Speaker 2: talk about this, so I guess this is an update

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Speaker 2: on that story. Okay, the Virginia woman dubbed a tunnel girl,

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Speaker 2: received approval to resume digging her massive bunker beneath her home,

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Speaker 2: a project that she had previously had previously been halted

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Speaker 5: So is this bunker big enough for the neighborhood, because

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Speaker 5: you know, girls, and it goes down, like you want

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Speaker 5: to like look out for your people right now, you don't.

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Speaker 5: You gotta look up for you, your pets, your homies.

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm sorry, selfish your petsies.

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Speaker 2: Here's another headline for real news or fake news. I

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Speaker 2: give you a news headline. You have to see whether

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Speaker 2: a fake One lottery winner loses lottery ticket and finds

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Speaker 2: it in a fortune cookie.

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Speaker 3: At a Chinese restaurant. Okay, fake, Nina saying fake. That

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Speaker 3: has to be fake.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think fake. Also, I think it's real. I

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Speaker 5: want to go real. Okay, go real.

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows destiny is a thing and that lottery ticket

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Speaker 1: will always find.

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Speaker 3: Its way back to you if it was meant to be.

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Speaker 3: This is a real story. That is a fake news story.

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Speaker 3: People did believe it, he said.

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Speaker 2: A man reportedly lost his million dollar winning ticket, only

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Speaker 2: to have the way to return it inside a fortune cookie. Honestly,

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Speaker 2: this heartwarming tale went viral this week, with people sharing

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Speaker 2: it like crazy, saying the same thing that producer Brad

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Speaker 2: just said, And that's meant to be.

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Speaker 3: It's meant to be. But it was a fake news story.

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Speaker 4: It's also great marketing because now everybody's going to go

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Speaker 4: to that restaurant and get portug and hop's a goodness,

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Speaker 4: something great is in there.

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Speaker 3: You're so desperate for good news.

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Speaker 2: Well, there was that story a few weeks ago where

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Speaker 2: the anglerfish had flown into the top of the water.

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Speaker 2: The anglerfish is a very rare fish that lives way way, way,

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Speaker 2: way way deep, and so yeah, and they had video

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Speaker 2: the surface, which is not good for anglerfish. That means

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Speaker 2: if something's wrong with the fish. But TikTok took it

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Speaker 2: and they were like romanticizing it, like, look, even from

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Speaker 2: the depths of the ocean, the anglerfish, I just knew

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Speaker 2: he could get to the light. And all scientists are like, no,

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Speaker 2: that anglerfish is about to die, and that's why he's

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Speaker 2: up there. That anglerfish doesn't want to see the light,

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Speaker 2: he's like going out. Yeah, he's definitely gone to the light.

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Speaker 2: But how you're talking about he wasn't sitting down there

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Speaker 2: doing the three six ninth thing, right, And every day

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Speaker 2: that he just wants to get up to the light.

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Speaker 2: He's full of some sort of gas that made him

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Speaker 2: go up to the top and he's very upset about it.

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Speaker 3: Little guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all the scientists were making fun of the influencers

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Speaker 2: who were sharing that.

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Speaker 3: Look how amazing it is he made it. No, it's

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Speaker 3: real news or fake news. Give you a news headline.

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Speaker 2: You have to see whether you can tell if it's

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Speaker 2: a real news story or a fake news story. Psychic

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Speaker 2: octopus predicts world outcomes? Is that a real news headline

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Speaker 2: or a fake news headline?

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Speaker 3: From the week?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Shoot?

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Speaker 3: Octopi are making it in the news a lot recently.

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Speaker 5: Mostly for like hitting people things like not for predicting

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Speaker 5: that they're not psychic. Well, maybe that's why they're hitting

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Speaker 5: people because they know things are going to happen.

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Speaker 4: Real octopuses are octopi?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 4: Is that the plural you are very.

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Speaker 3: Very smart octopuses is going real?

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Speaker 4: I'm it, Yeah, I'm going real.

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Speaker 3: I like your explanation.

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Speaker 2: Okay, psychic octopus predicts World Cup outcomes real or fake?

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Speaker 1: I say this is fake. Octopuses can't speak oct Probably

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Speaker 1: both are accurate. Actually looked it up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well this is a real news story.

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Speaker 1: You love.

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Speaker 3: Octopus is named Paul.

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Speaker 2: Paul accurately predicted multiple twenty ten FIFA World Cup matches. Wow,

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Speaker 2: baffling fans worldwide. So people are asking Paul, what's going

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Speaker 2: to happen in the upcoming World Cup?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and every Paul just punches them out.

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Speaker 2: We'll follow up on that story. I'm surprised he's doing

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Speaker 2: that when they're very cranky, Paul.

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Speaker 3: I want to meet Paul.