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Speaker 1: It's the day we've all been waiting for Broken Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Our annual show tradition we do around

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Speaker 1: the holidays where we pick a name out of a

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Speaker 1: hat to determine who's going to be this year's show Santa.

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Speaker 2: Have we done tradition?

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Speaker 1: Memory loss kicking in for all of these seems like

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Speaker 1: this an entire room's been hitting the bottle a little

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Speaker 1: too hard. For those of you who have never experienced

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Speaker 1: this before or don't remember we do.

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Speaker 2: We do it every year.

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Speaker 1: The show Santa Claus, who's in charge of getting presents

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Speaker 1: for everyone, and we don't have to give them anything,

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Speaker 1: or by anyone else anything either. Show Santa covers all

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Speaker 1: the gift giving and it's actually an honor that I

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Speaker 1: wish I would get one of these.

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Speaker 2: Just let me get you this, producer.

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Speaker 1: Boy did all of our names are in this hat.

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Speaker 1: I have everybody's in here. I'm gonna draw one out

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna find out who gets the distinct honor

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Speaker 1: of being this year's show Santa. So can I get

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Speaker 1: a drum roll? Please?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I got Ashtonas ask didn't.

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Speaker 2: Give the best gifts last year, he did.

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Speaker 1: Ashton, you are this year's show, Santa, you better get

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Speaker 1: out your check book and remember it's a seventy five

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Speaker 1: dollars minimum for each present, except for Alexis, who requires

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Speaker 1: at least one hundred dollars gift. That's in her contract again.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm sorry, my dad. I thought you guys

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Speaker 2: loved that jerky.

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Speaker 1: It probably wasn't undred dollar value.

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Speaker 2: You don't know how much beef goes into.

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Speaker 1: Jerky, all right, Ashton, So you're on, Santa Dudie. If

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Speaker 1: you have to pick up a second job, ubermall elf,

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Speaker 1: you better do it now because holidays are coming fast.

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Speaker 1: Only thing getting here faster is the shot.

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Speaker 2: The question of the day that's.

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Speaker 1: Right on Dasher on Dancer, on Blitzen on Digital Jake,

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Speaker 1: what questions do you have for us today, sir?

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Speaker 2: Well, today is future teachers of America. Oh wow. We

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Speaker 2: celebrate the brave souls who say stuff like yes, I

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Speaker 2: would like to spend the next forty years explaining what

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Speaker 2: an adverb is to children who are actively eating glues.

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Speaker 2: These are the unsung heroes who survive PTA moms, budget cuts,

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Speaker 2: and fourteen year olds who vape into their hoodies like

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Speaker 2: little Steam locomotives. We see you don't do that, kids,

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Speaker 2: So to honor them today, we're highlighting the most iconic

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Speaker 2: teachers from TV and film during a special Faculty Feud

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Speaker 2: edition plenty of twenty. You guys will say number one

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Speaker 2: through twenty. I'll give you a hint describing a famous

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Speaker 2: school educator you might have seen on the big or

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Speaker 2: little screen. You just have to name that teacher to

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Speaker 2: stay in the game. We'll start with the woman who

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Speaker 2: looks at me with the same blank, terrified stairs she

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Speaker 2: gave to all her school teachers. Nine number nine Alexis,

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Speaker 2: which Hogwarts headmaster is instantly recognizable by his long silver beard,

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Speaker 2: his half moon glasses, and known to drop a life

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Speaker 2: changing prophecy, all in the same sentence. And please, Alexis,

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Speaker 2: before you answer it, you must say it exactly right.

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Speaker 2: I'd hate to buzz you out of the game if

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Speaker 2: you say it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, there's the terrified stare.

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Speaker 2: Because it's Dumbledore. But is it Albus or Albert's? I

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Speaker 2: think it's Albis Dumbledore. I want to help. Are you

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Speaker 2: saying with a silent e? Where was the e? Dumbledore?

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Speaker 2: Is that where you're you're saying? Albis dumbled door. Yes,

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Speaker 2: he's got good.

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Speaker 1: He's got good like Mind Games over. There's silent at

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Speaker 1: the end of Dumbledore. I think.

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Speaker 2: That's what he's gotta make sure you say the silent. Brook,

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Speaker 2: We're over to you. Nine is off the board. I'll

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Speaker 2: take number one, number one, Brook. This chemistry teacher really

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Speaker 2: believed in hands on learning. Two hands on. I need

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Speaker 2: his first and last name. Chemistry teacher, you believed in

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Speaker 2: hands on learning? Heck, and he blew stuff up and

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Speaker 2: it was from a show hands on learning. It sounds

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Speaker 2: like he's being inappropriate with the students the way Jake

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Speaker 2: said it at all, and that's inappropriate. Waits, your brain

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Speaker 2: jumps to that first Brook. I can't think of any

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Speaker 2: famous chemistry teachers right now. On Oh, I know from

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Speaker 2: Breaking Bad. I'm gonna go with, Oh, what the heck

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Speaker 2: is his name? When did I just space it? Mitch?

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Speaker 2: Mitch from Breaking Bad? Mitch Hedburg? Mit incorrect, Brook, the

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Speaker 2: chemistry teacher from Breaking Bad? Is I was looking for?

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Speaker 2: His name is Walter White. It's not Mitch Hedberg.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know he had a cameo in Breaking Bad.

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Speaker 2: That's interesting. From the grave, I was just watching Mitch

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Speaker 2: Edburg highlights last night, we're talking about famous teachers from

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Speaker 2: TV and movies for future teachers of America. Day and

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Speaker 2: Jose were over to you? One and nine are the

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Speaker 2: only options. You can't choose? Okay, go seven, Jose. This

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Speaker 2: teacher yelled, it's not a tumor more time to the

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Speaker 2: actually cam math. Please give me the name of the

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Speaker 2: character or the movie Titleery, I gave you the title.

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Speaker 2: You didn't give it to me.

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Speaker 1: What is the title? Oh?

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Speaker 2: I just remember? Sorry, I was trying to the gathering quotes. Kindergarten,

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Speaker 2: cop kindergarten. Do you know the name of the character.

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Speaker 2: His name is John Kimball.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I Detective John Kimball.

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Speaker 2: I remember, now, Jose got that right. Jeffrey were over

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Speaker 2: to you one, seven, and nine or twenty Jeffrey, which

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Speaker 2: nineties teacher lived right next door, deliver life lessons through

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Speaker 2: a fence and managed to supervise an entire friend group

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Speaker 2: from middle school all the way to college.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of hands on, Oh man, I wish my parents

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Speaker 1: had let me watch more TV when I was a kid.

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Speaker 2: This is one.

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Speaker 1: You didn't see this, no, unless it was on the

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Speaker 1: show Green Acres on TV, Naked Night TV, Land anybody

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Speaker 1: else that was the show Me and my mom would

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Speaker 1: watch every now I let my parents watch it on

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Speaker 1: their own, and everything else was considered too gang related.

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Speaker 2: For so far from being disturbed.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's home improvement. He talks to a

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Speaker 1: guy through a fence, and I'm going to say his

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Speaker 1: name is big Al.

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Speaker 2: Big Owl across the fence is not who we're looking for.

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Speaker 2: It was a guy who lived next door in the

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Speaker 2: show Boy Meets his name was mister Feenie.

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Speaker 1: You're talking a different language.

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Speaker 2: Just wait for acres Alexi. Let's go back to you.

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Speaker 2: Which instructor tot a kid to fight by having them

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Speaker 2: do an entire home makeover project? First? Wow, Oh Ashton?

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Speaker 2: Is it Ashtons? Santa Nos? And if you need to hintles,

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Speaker 2: there's a lot of waxing going with karate Kid.

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Speaker 1: What's his name?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, mister wax On wax Off. Mister Waxon

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Speaker 2: is incorrect. You got the first half, mister. His name

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Speaker 2: was mister Miagie.

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Speaker 1: Mister wax On wax Off was my nick.

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Speaker 2: And after being the only one to not get one wrong,

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Speaker 2: that Jay has one. Today's edition up plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so Jose teacher's pet of the day, gets to

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Speaker 1: choose who gets shocked, and they're going to be singing

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Speaker 1: graduation by Vitamin C. Who's it gonna be jeff as

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Speaker 1: a child.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: As we go, we remember all the times we together.

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Speaker 2: Makes me my new school? School is my old school?

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Speaker 2: That's shaw Collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up in just a

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Speaker 1: few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,