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Speaker 1: How are you aby, I'm good.

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Speaker 2: I'm hanging in there. It's been a week, but that's okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: but that's okay because pip watch starts next Tuesday. I'm

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Speaker 2: very excited pip watch, which means that's when the window

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Speaker 2: when the eagle eggs could possibly hatch. Okay, great, that's.

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Speaker 1: What Okay, good, So tiny birds might be here next week.

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Speaker 1: That's something to look forward.

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Speaker 2: That's something to look forward to. So yes, when we

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Speaker 2: record next week, I will definitely give you the update,

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Speaker 2: the pip up date. Okay, good, good.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry you've had a week.

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Speaker 1: That's not fun.

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Speaker 2: I know, it's it is life. That's just life. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's just life. But that's okay, And everybody's healthy and

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Speaker 2: that's what happened. That's what matters.

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Speaker 1: There, you go, one piece, right perspective.

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Speaker 2: What what are we drinking today? Coffee?

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Speaker 1: Coffee out of my uh wait for it, Hamilton mug.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's what they is. Yeah, it's cool. I dig it,

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Speaker 1: I have an assortment of mugs that I choose depending

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Speaker 1: choose my my Dolly Rainbow mug I love your Dolly

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Speaker 1: rainbow that my friend Will Marcuson got me. He has

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Speaker 1: a candle company called hot Head Candles and he just

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Speaker 1: makes candles out of various public figures heads and you

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Speaker 2: It's hilarious, truly.

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Speaker 1: No, they're like little tiny day It's like gags, you

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Speaker 2: Like yeah, this is a whole market of wax.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh hello, we were talking before we hit record that

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Speaker 2: we have a little dog party. Hisa, I had little

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Speaker 2: But she can't fit on your lap? Does she ever

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Speaker 1: and so you're like very petty, uh and knows like

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Speaker 1: She definitely is like she she's got a very judgy face.

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Speaker 3: Okay, And if you're not petting.

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Speaker 1: She likes her alone time. She's just like I like

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Speaker 1: you and the gouddle meet. No, don't touch me now. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And perry menopause as well, like you know, probably.

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Speaker 2: We don't know the baby. I tell you that I

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Speaker 1: Be proud you don't Bob Barker the host of Prices, right,

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Speaker 1: she got girl, She signed off every single thing.

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Speaker 3: Make sure to spade new to your.

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Speaker 1: Is when I have to explain my jokes and I

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Speaker 1: who's Bob Barker?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 2: I know I'm in the age.

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Speaker 1: I should have gotten that right away, all right, Right.

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Speaker 2: I just haven't seen Prices, right, Is it still on?

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Speaker 2: Like I haven't gotten Yeah, Drew carry Drew carry. That's right,

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Speaker 3: Carry, Drew carry is the host?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: And it's on? My friends want to boat in the

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Speaker 3: People people to fix their pets because it's important.

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Speaker 2: Well this, you know, I think you've found your lane,

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Speaker 2: like you found your next career. If Drew Carrey ever retires.

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Speaker 1: Price is right here, I come, that's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So when they won the boat and the living

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Speaker 1: Now they won the thing, the what you call it? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: But they're like, we're giving you a brand new one

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Speaker 3: It's kind of you're kind of fend.

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Speaker 2: My week was it's just been busy and it's just

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Speaker 2: I'm like, wait, stop time, stop time.

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Speaker 2: When does when is graduation? First week of June? So yeah,

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Speaker 1: Okay, uh b starts spring break today, so one. But

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Speaker 2: Know what, that's true. They can have the house kind

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Speaker 2: When is when is those spring after?

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Speaker 3: Growing up episode.

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Speaker 3: So where we learned that Steph doesn't know how to.

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Speaker 2: But and I'm here for it, right, But damn was

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Speaker 2: she excited? So welcome back to Howard Dannerto's I'm Andrea

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Speaker 2: Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten, and today we're discussing season six,

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Speaker 2: episode thirteen, The Dating Game. It originally aired January fifth,

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Speaker 2: nineteen ninety three. We're in nineteen ninety ninety.

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Speaker 1: Three, so I was ten years old because I'm like

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Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, see I had my well, me and my

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Speaker 2: character had our first kiss when I was thirteen, So you're.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I thought I was so old and wise.

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Speaker 2: And it goes a little something like this. Stephanie goes

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Speaker 1: It's bad on all fronts.

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Speaker 2: It was directed by Joels, It was written by Jerry Winnick,

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Speaker 2: and uh.

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Speaker 3: Remember that I don't either.

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Speaker 2: This was so bad, Sorry, Jerry. I wonder if he

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Speaker 2: I don't know. And the guest stars we have this week.

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Speaker 2: We have Gail Edwards returning as Vicky, Martha Quinn returns

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Speaker 2: you're crush, Oh my gosh, he's so dan cute. He

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Speaker 2: series Youthful Days, That's Daze, and he played Chad and

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Speaker 2: forty eight episodes of the TV series prom Queen, which

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Speaker 2: Full House was his very first television appearance. So we

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Speaker 2: launched this career, baby.

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Speaker 3: Wow, the one that we launched.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean there's there's a handful that we launched,

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Speaker 2: So this is I'm proud of us. Feel good. I'm

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Speaker 2: Michelle and Becky are with Nicki and Alex. The twins

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Speaker 1: All I could think was like, damn, I really should

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Speaker 2: that's how they use brooms. So Michelle exclaims, Aunt Becky, look,

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Speaker 2: they turned into super sweepers, and Becky praises Michelle. Well, Michelle,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're no longer the one that's being teased

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Speaker 2: Next we're still in the kitchen and Becky is still

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Speaker 1: I just love this nineteen ninety three Captain Planet. You

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Speaker 2: It's just so fun that I bet you.

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Speaker 2: Like it's so obvious that like she's putting the the

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is not a thing like this. This is

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming it's on the lower rack, But mostly how

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Speaker 3: How would you get it to stand up? Filled with this?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Because I think it's supposed to be not great

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Speaker 2: It's true, it is very lame, and that is very

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Speaker 2: He says, isn't that a work of art? It's just

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Speaker 2: He looks like a young writer, strong, like he's got

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Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, did you see Snoopy driving

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Speaker 2: Stephanie blames Kimmy because she took off her shoes in

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Speaker 2: And Josh replies, actually, they can't do either. It's always

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Speaker 1: Out we got all the plans and then I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Who's gonna drive you? Oh? But yeah, yeah, this is like,

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Speaker 2: It's turkey at a boot night. In fact, I gotta

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this.

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Speaker 2: Who's wearing a tie to their own dinner table? This? Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is my problem with the entire episode. And I'm

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Speaker 1: So we have to emotional attachment.

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Speaker 2: Sorry was Jerry? Sorry, jokes are just dialed up to

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Speaker 1: It's it's to their dialed up to one hundred and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, It's just this is what gives sitcoms a bad name,

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Speaker 2: Danny is a nerd with his creamed corn, and I feel.

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Speaker 1: Like a turkey boot. There could have been something a

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Speaker 2: It's it's not working. It's too much. So Danny looks

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Speaker 2: She gives a thumbs up, and he rushes off upstairs.

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Speaker 2: That was so easy, hat those problems. When your teenagers

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but she was just like, okay, sure, Like Mikey's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: The excuse us just so they can get gas money

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00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,639
Speaker 2: is really it's really just like, but you're making me

441
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 2: drive like two blocks out of the way. Yeah, you

442
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,919
Speaker 2: don't need gas money for that. So Steve suggests that

443
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,320
Speaker 2: they can bring the kids along since they are going

444
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:19,480
Speaker 2: out for pizza tonight. Anyway, DJ is not excited. I'd

445
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 2: rather drill my own teeth. Steph pleads with her again,

446
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,160
Speaker 2: and she reluctantly agrees. Josh is happy about it, too,

447
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:31,040
Speaker 2: and tells her he'll be back at seven o'clock. Steve announces,

448
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,439
Speaker 2: with a mouthful of donuts that he's got to get

449
00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 2: home for dinner, but DJ tells him they are already

450
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,199
Speaker 2: going out for pizza. Steve says, well, I know, I

451
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,640
Speaker 2: gotta warm up, and he grabs another donut.

452
00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 1: And leaves this.

453
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,560
Speaker 3: I mean, I get it. Sometimes you know, you can't

454
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 3: say no.

455
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,639
Speaker 2: You can't say no a donut or pizza, but then

456
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 2: you still got to have dinner with folks. So yeah,

457
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,680
Speaker 2: like this is just this is how it goes. Now,

458
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 2: it's just DJ, stephan Kimmy sitting at the table. Kimmy

459
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 2: smiles at Stephanie, Well you got yourself a date. Steph

460
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,840
Speaker 2: doesn't believe her it's just pizza, but Kimmy insists she

461
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 2: knows an invite for a date when she hears it,

462
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 2: though she hasn't had one lately. So this is your

463
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 2: fault always, like this is always guess wait, I'm the problem.

464
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:17,320
Speaker 1: It's chance.

465
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:21,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're the one giving me bad advice.

466
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 2: Shock me. Well, me and the teen Beat magazine, Like

467
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,640
Speaker 2: it's not just me. The magazine and.

468
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:30,959
Speaker 1: DJ definitely like leans into but it starts starts Kimmy

469
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 1: and her poor ideas always.

470
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:36,840
Speaker 2: Starts with gibbler Man always, I'm not even sorry about it.

471
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 2: So Steph questions if she really does have a date.

472
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 2: Dj takes an analytical approach and states the facts. He's

473
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:49,520
Speaker 2: a guy, you're a girl. It's Friday night, there's eating involved.

474
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:53,680
Speaker 2: Looks like my little sister has a first date. Stephanie's

475
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:57,200
Speaker 2: eyes widen and she stands up surprised. My first date.

476
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what do I say?

477
00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,400
Speaker 1: What do I do?

478
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 2: What do I where? I'm starting to sweat. You're not

479
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 2: supposed to let them see you sweat. She runs upstairs

480
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 2: in a panic. Great delivery on this line, like it

481
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 2: was like all the emotions you went through, the whole

482
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,640
Speaker 2: rainbow of emotions.

483
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:19,879
Speaker 1: In one line.

484
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 2: Next, at the radio station, Jesse and Joey are performing

485
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 2: an audio cartoon of the cartoons of Our Lives about

486
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 2: a huge hit. Yes, this is the sister, the companion

487
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 2: piece to Days of Our Lives. Yeah, it's about a

488
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 2: love triangle between Bullwinkle, Olive Oil, and Popeye. Jesse's playing

489
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 2: the keyboards while Joey does the voices, and they tease

490
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 2: the next episode. Jesse announces the sponsor. We'll be right

491
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,439
Speaker 2: back right after this spot from Phil's fashion barn, and

492
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 2: hey you fabulous ladies. If Phil can't fit, you lose

493
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 2: some weight. And then we punched Jesse in the gosh

494
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 2: like this is jar I was.

495
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,200
Speaker 1: I was like, you can't you there was there was

496
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:07,640
Speaker 1: a place called the dress Bar.

497
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember the dress Bar.

498
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 1: And I was always like, why would you name a

499
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: women's clothing store anything related to a barn?

500
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,679
Speaker 2: Maybe this is their demographic, you know, maybe in the

501
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 2: like the Midwest or wherever barns are, like, maybe that's who.

502
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone's like, you know where I want

503
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: to get my clothes a barn?

504
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I'm assuming this is a

505
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 2: local radio station, so he's really only speaking to San Franciscans,

506
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 2: who I would guess don't want to shop up in

507
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 2: a barn. So yeah, I know, but.

508
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 1: I bet if he was out in Tomato Country they would.

509
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,400
Speaker 2: That's who's you know what. Far out in Tomato Country,

510
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 2: they get a little bit of reception. They get one

511
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 2: radio station and it's KFLH. So yes, it we've solved this.

512
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,199
Speaker 2: Joey sees Allison outside of the studio window and he

513
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 2: gets nervous. He checks his image on the wrong side

514
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 2: of a spoon and knocks over a tower of CDs.

515
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 2: He is a nervous wreck around Allison, he says, always

516
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 2: bumping into things. He admits he wants to ask her out,

517
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 2: but she's his boss and knows how much he makes.

518
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,119
Speaker 1: And I think that HR might disagree with that, But.

519
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 2: Joey's instinct is right here. Just don't like, don't don't right,

520
00:25:21,400 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 2: don't don't mix business and pleasure.

521
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 1: But again, Kimmy's bad idea, Jesse's bad idea.

522
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 2: We know where it comes from. You know, we're not innocent.

523
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 2: Jesse encourages him to go for it, to be a guy,

524
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,439
Speaker 2: and he gives him a fist bump. Joey agrees and

525
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 2: then does a Dudley do right voice. You're absolutely right, Jess,

526
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 2: I'll do it, and then he knocks over more CDs,

527
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:51,480
Speaker 2: but very very carefully, and he exits slowly. Jesse gets

528
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 2: back on the mic and announces twenty songs in a

529
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 2: row with some commercial breaks. Joey comes back into the

530
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 2: studio and opens the door behind him while he falls over,

531
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 2: and then he laughs and pretends it's a bit for

532
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 2: the show, Allison brings up the fashion barn spot, but

533
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 2: Jesse thinks it's cool because he winged it a little

534
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 2: there at the end.

535
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 1: You no, no, no, no.

536
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 2: No, Allison continues, Yeah, that's what I want to talk about.

537
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: It's a little insensitive to refer to our female listeners

538
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 2: as babes and then tell them to lose some weight.

539
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 2: Thank you, Alison, thank you, Thanks Allison. And I'm glad

540
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 2: fighting this is a bit like it was so jarring

541
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 2: this lose weight like that. I'm glad it was a

542
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 2: bit and they are like kind of resolving it quickly

543
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 2: pointing out, yes, this is a bit right. Well, he

544
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,360
Speaker 2: had to say something so egregious that it was like, yeah,

545
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,439
Speaker 2: the boss has got to come in and give him

546
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 2: a what urse'll be like brow exactly. Jesse defends himself, Well, Allison,

547
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 2: I was just joking around. I'm god.

548
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 3: Then the man explaining, I mean, you.

549
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 2: Know, I did call them fabulous. Alison puts her hand

550
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,199
Speaker 2: on her hip. Well, Jess, can you just leave your

551
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 2: attitude out of it and read the copy is written.

552
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 2: She's not wrong, Like, she's not wrong, Jesse is taking well,

553
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 2: rarely is Jesse right? Uh?

554
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 1: In an argument.

555
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 2: Well, I feel like usually it's exactly Jesse's taken aback.

556
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 2: He pauses as he stands up, and he crosses his arms,

557
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 2: and uh, what attitude would that be? Alison knows his type,

558
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 2: your attitude toward women. I know how you are. Come

559
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 2: on the rock and roll the motorcycle, and Joey adds

560
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 2: you forgot the tattoo. Jesse tilts his head to the side.

561
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 2: Alison thinks he's a male chauvinist, macho jerk. Alison considered

562
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 2: our table, like, I'm.

563
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: Just saying, Alison, Alison, she can hang out with us anytime.

564
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 3: Alison and Becky probably talked, Oh for sure.

565
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,080
Speaker 2: They are they if they had cell phones, they would

566
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 2: be exchanging text number. They would be were uh she asked,

567
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 2: But she shakes it off and she says, Okay, look,

568
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 2: we can pick this up at dinner. I'll see you

569
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 2: guys tonight and she leaves. I really like how Martha

570
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 2: Quinn or Alison. I like how she delivered these lines

571
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 2: like she's tough, but she's not mean about it.

572
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,439
Speaker 3: She was like, don't do that.

573
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 2: I just read the copies. It's written. That is not

574
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 2: an egregious request, Like that is your job, Jesse, don't

575
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 2: do it. Don't add lib.

576
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: That could be a note for John just in general.

577
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 2: Don't add lib.

578
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: Right, see right, yeah yeah.

579
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 2: Jesse does not want to go out to dinner with

580
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,920
Speaker 2: Joey and Alison, but Joey clarifies he invited her over

581
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 2: to the house for dinner. Jesse's appalled. She thinks I'm

582
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 2: a macho jerk. Joey tries to convince him that it'll

583
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: be okay. They just aren't connecting right now, but they

584
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 2: will eventually get along. Jesse doesn't know what to do,

585
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 2: and Joey suggests, well, tonight at dinner, show her what

586
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 2: a warm, perfectly caring, sensitive man you are. In other words,

587
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 2: lie right, yeah, In other words, pretend Jesse puff so

588
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 2: great after dinner, I'll nurse a poor little puppy back

589
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 2: to health while watching Beauty and the Beast, and I'll

590
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 2: cry my eyes out.

591
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: Joey reacts, all three of those things are not bad. No,

592
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: what's wrong with that?

593
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 2: Puppies are great, Beauting, the Beast great.

594
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: Great beauting the Beast is fantastic the original animation, not

595
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: the live action exactly.

596
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 3: And sometimes you just got to cry.

597
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 2: Sometimes you need a big cry. And you feel better afterwards,

598
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 2: and Joey reacts perfect and he leaves. So yeah, this

599
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 2: is such a bad idea on so many love like,

600
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 2: for so many reasons, this is such a bad idea,

601
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 2: and I can't wait to watch it. In DJ's room,

602
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,479
Speaker 2: DJ and Kimmy are filing their nails, and Steph walks in.

603
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 2: She's got a magazine to tell her what to do

604
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 2: on her first date. Three easy steps to make your

605
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 2: first date unforgettable. And I remember taking advice from these

606
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 2: teen magazines. They were the authority on boys.

607
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 3: Right, They're the worst.

608
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 2: And I took it as goss. I was like, oh,

609
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 2: this is how you date. We all did, right.

610
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: They were the worst things for us as young women,

611
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,240
Speaker 1: and we were like, this must be how life works.

612
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 2: That's how we learned. It wasn't really from our mothers necessarily.

613
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 2: It was from teen beat.

614
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: From Cosmo, right, which was terrifying, terrifying.

615
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 2: Gimme chimes in mind. Sure was Chinese food, a movie,

616
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 2: and my first ride in a police car. Steffanie ignores

617
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 2: Kimmy and continues to read the steps. Step one dress

618
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 2: to accentuate your best features, Kimmi and Saltz, so you'll

619
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 2: be wearing a mask, but Stephanie is quick and jokes, yeah,

620
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 2: could I borrow that one and points to give me. Oh,

621
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, that's your face. Jimmy gives her a mean look.

622
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 2: Steph continues Step two, compliment your date on his appearance.

623
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 2: Kimm again speaks up, what if your date has pit

624
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 2: stains and smells like a hamper? I don't know, Kimmy.

625
00:30:55,920 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 2: Steph retorts, what do your dates say to you? Right

626
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 2: into this?

627
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 3: Like, Kimmy just this was a good little bit.

628
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: Between us that I liked it.

629
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 2: Kimmy makes a signature gibbler puzzled face with the furrowed brow.

630
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 2: This is I'm still paying for it today with the elevens.

631
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 2: Give her extra deep now. DJ takes a magazine from

632
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 2: Steph and reads on Step three, concentrate on romance because

633
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 2: if you don't, he won't follow these three steps, and

634
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:32,320
Speaker 2: your unforgettable first date will end within unforgettable first kiss.

635
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 2: DJ puts the magazine down and looks at Kimy and

636
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 2: Steph do you believe this? And then we see Kimmy

637
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 2: and Stuff both looking off in the distance with a wistful,

638
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: glay gaze of love on their faces. This was a

639
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 2: cute bit, you know, like we fight, but we're really

640
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 2: the same, you know, yeah, we're equally. Yes, in the

641
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: living room, Steve is eating an apple while holding the

642
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 2: entire fruit bowl and sitting on the couch. DJ comes

643
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 2: into the room putting on her jacket, and she's in

644
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 2: disbelief that Steve is still eating. Steve, you just eat

645
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 2: dinner and we're going out for pizza. How can you

646
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 2: still be eating? He answers, I don't know. My mouth

647
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 2: keeps moving and I just have to fill it with something.

648
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: This is overkill, you know, this is does he.

649
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 3: He should get checked for a table.

650
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 2: You know?

651
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: I mean it just he's eating and nothing is safe.

652
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: There could be some sort.

653
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 2: Of He's not even putting on weights, just eating and eating,

654
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 2: and I mean I do get teenage boys.

655
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Speaker 1: The joke is this feels slightly alone.

656
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,200
Speaker 2: It's very the way it's written, it's very alarming.

657
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: Yes, Steve's got it some sort of eating disorder where

658
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: he just can't stop eating, continuously eat.

659
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's there's there's definitely something there. The doorbell rings,

660
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 2: it's Josh. DJ greets him and then goes upstairs to

661
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 2: on Stephanie Steve is sitting on the couch, still eating

662
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 2: his apple, and he suggests have a say, Josh, part

663
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 2: of dating is waiting. Josh has a puzzled look dating.

664
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 2: Stephanie and I are just going out for pizza with

665
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 2: the guys. Steve questions, further, don't you like Steph? Josh

666
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 2: has a casual tone. Yeah, sure, you know. She likes

667
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 2: to talk about pitching and baseball. She doesn't like to

668
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 2: talk about that gushy stuff like other girls do. And

669
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 2: we cut to Stephanie waiting on the staircase. She's looking

670
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 2: beautiful in a blazer and skirt seat.

671
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: Yes, she little headband smart, like, you look so.

672
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 2: Cute in that. Like, I don't know if this was

673
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 2: your choice to wear this, but it looks absolutely adorable.

674
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I look. I know it's supposed to

675
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 2: be over the top, but it's it's it's restrained enough

676
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 2: that it's believable and you look great.

677
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: It's right, it's over the top for pizza. But Steph

678
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: would have this in her exactly.

679
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 2: Yes, so she calls out in a flirtatious tone, Oh, Josh.

680
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 2: Step and Josh both look up, and as Stephanie goes

681
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,319
Speaker 2: up to Josh. He looks her up and down. Surprised

682
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:13,719
Speaker 2: at how nice she looks, he questions Stephanie. Stephanie gives

683
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 2: him a smile and says, just a minute, as she

684
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 2: pulls out her roller lip smacker lip gloss and applies this.

685
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 2: I loved those things. I felt so mature, right yaller

686
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 2: ball lip gloss on. She turns to Josh, ready for

687
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:34,360
Speaker 2: an unforgettable evening. Josh smiles nervously and turns to Steve.

688
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 2: Steve shrugs his shoulders and Josh widens his eyes. Meanwhile,

689
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 2: Stephanie is not getting the hint, and she continues smiling

690
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 2: at Josh in a flirty manner at you're selling it though,

691
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 2: you're selling it like, I know, it's awkward, but you are.

692
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,240
Speaker 2: You know, you're doing what is written on the page.

693
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 2: So oh no, it's great.

694
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: It's very awkward, which is exactly what it's supposed to

695
00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: be accomplished.

696
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah. At the pizza place, Josh, Stephanie, DJ and

697
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 2: Steve arrive and we hear groovy nineties music playing in

698
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:08,400
Speaker 2: the background.

699
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 1: Back when people went out for its right.

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00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 2: Right as they walk in, there's a group of kids

701
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,439
Speaker 2: who see Josh and Steph, and they wave to them

702
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,240
Speaker 2: to join their table. Josh says, hey, come on, Steph,

703
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 2: let's go sit with the guys. DJ waves them off,

704
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 2: she'll meet them at the car at eight point thirty.

705
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 2: As they are walking to their table, Steve grabs a

706
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 2: piece of pizza off someone else's plate, like, Steve, it

707
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 2: control yourself, Steve. You know Stephanie doesn't want to sit

708
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,760
Speaker 2: with the guys, and Josh wonders why. Steph explains, well,

709
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 2: the team's over by the door and the draft could

710
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 2: tighten up my pitching arm. Do you want me to

711
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 2: tell coach Zwick it's your fault? I can't pick, I laughed.

712
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: Shameless, shameless plug shameless.

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00:35:52,440 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: Director joel's Wick, who directed almost all of these episodes. Yeah, yeah, amazing, Josh,

714
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 2: the booth looks fine. As they take a seat with DJ,

715
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 2: I almost said STJ. As they take a seat with

716
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 2: STJ as well, DJ questions this, but Steph emphasizes, oh,

717
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 2: Vinyl is just so much cozier, and then she looks

718
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 2: at Josh. So, Josh, I love the way that T

719
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 2: shirt looks on you. Josh is confused and points out

720
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 2: he's got a big sloppy Joe stain on his shirt,

721
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 2: but Steph likes it. Oh well, it really brings out

722
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 2: the color in your eyes. She's really she's clamoring, but

723
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 2: you know she's not. She's not giving up, like she's

724
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 2: going to make this work.

725
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 1: She commits Miss.

726
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 2: Waitress hands everyone menus and Steph asks for recommendations. DJ

727
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 2: is annoyed. Annoyed and answers, I recommend another table and

728
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 2: then she pauses, Steph, I'm going to the bathroom. Do

729
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: you want to join me? She doesn't want to, but

730
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 2: DJ insists, wink wink, Come on, Steph.

731
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: If your friend is like, hey, do you want to

732
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom with me?

733
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 3: Like that's a that's not.

734
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 2: A great it's not optional like that, she's sending you

735
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 2: a very urgent message. Yet behind those words, uh, Stephanie shares,

736
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 2: Oh wait no. They get up from the table and

737
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 2: DJ asks why they are sitting with them. Stephanie shares,

738
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 2: if I if we sit with the team, all Josh

739
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,239
Speaker 2: is going to think about is baseball, and I've got

740
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 2: to make him think about romance. You saw the article.

741
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 2: If I don't, he won't, DJ replies, then sit by yourselves.

742
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 2: Steph pleads with her, but I don't know anything about romance.

743
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 2: I've got to follow your lead, please, DJ. DJ is

744
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 2: still hesitant and doesn't want to make it a big deal.

745
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,359
Speaker 2: Steph reasons with her because you only go on your

746
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,919
Speaker 2: first date once and it's got to be perfect. There

747
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 2: it is. That's that's the rub, the expectations, the pressure

748
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 2: of this moment. I feel for Steph. DJ reluctantly agrees, okay,

749
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 2: but relax, don't push so heart, And as they walk

750
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 2: back to the table, she says, and by the way,

751
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 2: it's me you're playing foot seats with under the table.

752
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 2: They both sit back down. Steve grabs DJ's hand and

753
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 2: they share I missed you. Steph follows their lead and

754
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 2: tries to tell Josh she missed him. He responds, you

755
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 2: are only gone for two seconds. Steph grabs his hand

756
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 2: and he yelps, wow, your hand is sweating like a

757
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 2: big Stephanie, Wow, I mean Josh does not miss his words,

758
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 2: like he's just gonna say it like you.

759
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 3: Well, he's an eleven year old boy.

760
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 2: He's acting exactly like an eleven year old boy. Stephanie

761
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 2: nervously laughs and says, oh, Josh, what a marvelous sense

762
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 2: of humor. DJ leans over to smell Steve and compliments him,

763
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 2: I really like your new cologne. What is it? Steve responds, Oh,

764
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 2: it's called Wilderness Man. It comes with a free bag

765
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 2: of beef jerky. Steph again is going off DJ's Q

766
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 2: and says, I like your cologne too, Josh, but as

767
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 2: she tries to lean in, he leads away. He leans

768
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,440
Speaker 2: away and says, I don't wear Colgonne. You're probably smelling

769
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 2: my dinner ex, which is a medicaid shampoo for Dan.

770
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,800
Speaker 2: She continues to lean towards him, and he keeps scooting

771
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 2: away from her. She says, oh, well, it's smells very manly,

772
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,760
Speaker 2: and he falls off the booth. Even from up here

773
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 2: and we're out of this.

774
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 1: I feel like DJ should have pulled her aside at

775
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: this moment and been like or DJ should have picked

776
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,479
Speaker 1: up on it, you know what I.

777
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 3: Mean, and then like, don't follow me.

778
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 2: He's not into you, right, Yeah, DJ really should have

779
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 2: been Yeah, he's not into you.

780
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: He's just not into you.

781
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 3: It was the woman of wisdom here.

782
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: She needs to kind of slap some sense into Steff

783
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: and be like, he's not into you like that.

784
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 2: Instead, she's just watching Stephanie make a fool out of herself.

785
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 3: Well, that feels more like an older sister.

786
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true. Do you think she's relishing in this

787
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 2: or she just too absorbed with Steve? Or like, what's

788
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 2: going on with dj Why isn't she helping out here?

789
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know.

790
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 2: I think she's I think she's too wrapped up with Steve.

791
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,840
Speaker 2: She's just like yea, yeah, probably she's too busy smelling

792
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 2: his neck to determine his cologne. Back in the kitchen,

793
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 2: Joey is nervously grating cheese into a salad bowl and

794
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 2: telling Danny he hopes Jesse will get along with Alison

795
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 2: at dinner. Danny thinks she seems nice, and Joey continues,

796
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 2: She's terrific and now that I've asked her out, I

797
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 2: can finally relax around her. As Joey is telling Danny this,

798
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 2: he accidentally starts grading his arm and Danny looks down.

799
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 2: Is that why you're grading your watch band? Danny then

800
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 2: grabs something out of the oven and brings it over

801
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 2: to the table while Joey still makes the salad. Jesse

802
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 2: comes downstairs and announces everything is okay with NICKI and Alex,

803
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 2: they are sleepy like babies. He makes sure to get

804
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 2: the point across to Alison. I guess it's the nurturing

805
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 2: side of me, Becky quips back right away, or the

806
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 2: side that didn't want to set the table, And Alison

807
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:17,280
Speaker 2: raises her eyebrows like see this is a healthy marriage,

808
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 2: Like this is the onst way. Ye, Becky's not gonna

809
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 2: let him get away with it.

810
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 1: Like I said, Becky and Allison are talking okay, yeah,

811
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: Jesse's min upsters putting the kids to bed, and Becky's

812
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 1: been like, look, let me tell you if you think

813
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: this is bad.

814
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 2: She's like, let me apologize for my husband in advance,

815
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 2: right right, I.

816
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 3: Know exactly what you're dealing with.

817
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Jesse chuckles and smiles at Alison, nervously, saying,

818
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 2: while they are tapping each other, Oh, she's kidding. We

819
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 2: kid each other. That's the kind of relationship we have.

820
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 2: Joey comes over to the table with his bowl of salad,

821
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 2: still a ball of nerves. As he offers and tries

822
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 2: to serve the salad to Alison, he tosses it all

823
00:41:55,560 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 2: over her and apologizes all over himself. This sorry, you

824
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:03,439
Speaker 2: know what I just thought it like just now thought

825
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 2: of in this moment. Oh, we did a bit on

826
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 2: your old on your old podcast, oh Celia my salad.

827
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: Yes, yes we did, Yes we did. Uh that was

828
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 1: on I never thought i'd say this people, If you

829
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 1: would like to go back and listen to that interview

830
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: with Andrea Barber and myself and my other podcast host, Yeah,

831
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 1: that was because it was a learning experience.

832
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 2: For us, because I didn't know what that meant and

833
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 2: you taught me. You taught me, and I don't need

834
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 2: to know any more. Welcome, Yes, back to this, back

835
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 2: to this recap. The whole table is shocked, but you

836
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 2: can also see Bob and John are trying to like

837
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 2: stifle their lives.

838
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 1: Have you ever done that, actually, like flip accidentally flip

839
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: those tongues.

840
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 3: I've actually done that, and I'm like.

841
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, no I don't. This is why you need

842
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 2: like the tongs that are self. We just kind of

843
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:00,239
Speaker 2: stay open. You don't use the two yeah anyway, you

844
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 2: know what I mean? The oven The oven timerdings and

845
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 2: Joey runs off embarrassed. Danny thanks him for grabbing it,

846
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 2: and he says to Vicky, got a surprise for you.

847
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 2: Remember the first meal I ever cooked for you. And

848
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 2: the seating arrangement is so awkward, like it's just the

849
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 2: way Vicky is positioned, it's it's just a weird, like

850
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,720
Speaker 2: I know they're doing this for the camera angles, but like Joel,

851
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 2: this looks too awkward.

852
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 1: Like you should I know, right, It's one of those

853
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 1: things where you were like, you might have just had

854
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: to bite the bullet and maybe maybe fourth right a

855
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: couple moments, but yeah, somethings you.

856
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, or maybe they were short on time, the fourth

857
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 2: wall wasn't available and they were like, it's.

858
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: This turkey and a boot thing is not as important,

859
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,760
Speaker 1: So true whatever, true.

860
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 2: Just phone it in, Just get whatever angle you can, just.

861
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 3: Get the boot on the thing and let's go.

862
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 2: Vicky winces, you mean the mushed up turkey with puade

863
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 2: vegetables in the dough thing. Danny nods proudly. Turkey in

864
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 2: a boot, you remembered. Joey takes the boot out of

865
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 2: the oven and holds it up. Oh boy, isn't this

866
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 2: a beauty huh? And then he tips it over and

867
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 2: splat it falls on the floor.

868
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: That's why you should have laid it exactly. Can't have

869
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 1: them you can't have something standing up.

870
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 2: Danny runs over to the mushy boot on the floor. Joey, Oh,

871
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 2: my boot, my wonderful crusty boot. Joey kneels next to

872
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 2: Danny and the mushy boot. I'm so sorry. Listen, I'll

873
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 2: take care of this, as he takes off a shoe

874
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 2: and holds it up. Uh, anyone for turkey and a loafer. Sorry,

875
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 2: I'm sensitive to like shoe jokes. I'm sensitive to foot

876
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,319
Speaker 2: jokes and shoe joke.

877
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,919
Speaker 1: I was like, oh boy, Kimmy was in here.

878
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 2: Becky gets up from the table and offers to clean,

879
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:48,279
Speaker 2: but Jesse stops her and politely suggests he can do it.

880
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 2: I know you had a hard day at work today,

881
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 2: and then he looks at Alison. Look, I'm not too

882
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 2: macho to clean. How many times have I told you.

883
00:44:57,600 --> 00:45:01,240
Speaker 2: Becky is stunned and replies, County now once.

884
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 3: Yes, I love Betty.

885
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 2: She's just so bad. He's like, don't try.

886
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: No, he's not.

887
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 2: Like cat on to this bit that he's doing. She's

888
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,240
Speaker 2: just like no, yeah.

889
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: Or maybe she is, and she's like, no, I am

890
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: not backing you up on this road, not to another woman.

891
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 2: She knows.

892
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, who's he trying to fool? Right, it's so great?

893
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 2: Jesse chuckles and reiterates again. She kids and they do

894
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:32,760
Speaker 2: that tapping thing again as Alison looks at them. Meanwhile,

895
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 2: Danny apologizes to Vicky for the mushed up boot, but

896
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 2: she admits it's not her favorite meal. Danny is surprised

897
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 2: to hear this the first time I made it for you.

898
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 2: You said you loved it, and VICKI explains I lied.

899
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 2: The truth is it tastes like it sounds. I'm sorry.

900
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 2: We just started going out and I didn't want to

901
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 2: hurt your feelings. I'm sure there's little FIBs you told

902
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:00,359
Speaker 2: me to spare my feelings. Danny looks down and nods, yeah.

903
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 2: Remember when I told you that I liked that pink

904
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 2: pullover you knitted for me. Vicky frowns and asks, you

905
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 2: didn't like that sweater. Danny shakes his head. I didn't

906
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 2: like it, but he sees her reaction, so he changes

907
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 2: his tune quickly and holds his hands out for a hug.

908
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 1: I loved it.

909
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 2: As they hug, Danny's eyes widen and he takes a

910
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 2: deep breath. He got away with it. Michelle comes downstairs

911
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 2: in her pajama shirt and slippers. She sees the boot

912
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 2: mush on the ground and asks, did I miss a

913
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,720
Speaker 2: food fight? Joey explains no, it was just a little accident,

914
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,280
Speaker 2: and then he gets up to introduce Michelle to Alison.

915
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 2: She shakes her hand, Joey goes back to cleaning up

916
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 2: the food. She then turns to Joey with her index

917
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 2: finger and she tells him to come over. Joey does,

918
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 2: and as he gets closer to her, she feels his

919
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 2: forehead and says, you feel cool. You said that you

920
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 2: had the hots for her and points to Alison. Oh boy.

921
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 2: The audience cracks up, and Joey's totally embarrassed, laughing uncomfortably. Well,

922
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 2: maybe you misunderstood me. Michelle turns around to make sure

923
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 2: you're Alison right. Alison responds yes. She again reiterates he

924
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 2: has the hots for you. Joey is still chuckling. Oh boy,

925
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,799
Speaker 2: we will always remember our first date. Alison looks at

926
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 2: Joey confused. Joey, We're not on a date. I thought

927
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 2: I was just coming over for dinner. He then looks

928
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 2: at his watch to quickly get out of the situation

929
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 2: and blames Michelle oh boy, would you look at the time, Michelle.

930
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 2: You gotta go to bed, don't you? He holds as

931
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 2: he holds her hand out of the room and up

932
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 2: the stairs. She says, was it something I said? Joey

933
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 2: tells her it was nothing you said at all. No, then, Alice,

934
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:48,279
Speaker 2: I don't know.

935
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,919
Speaker 3: I think it was kind of some things that she said.

936
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,880
Speaker 2: Well, it was like it was like she didn't know

937
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 2: me do it, but she did kind of like, yeah,

938
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:59,240
Speaker 2: it was what she said. Alison gets up from the table,

939
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 2: feeling impair arrest and announces that this was not a

940
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 2: good idea to come. She says, nice to meet you

941
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:10,280
Speaker 2: and goodbye. Awkward, Like this whole scene was so awful,

942
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:16,359
Speaker 2: like peak awkward. Yeah, yeah, it's an awkward episode. Awkward episode. Yeah,

943
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 2: lots of embarrasseds awkward scenes here.

944
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: Ah yeah.

945
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 2: In the living room, Jesse goes after Alison. Oh no,

946
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 2: he goes after who does he go after? Jesse goes

947
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:28,919
Speaker 2: after her as she makes her way to the front door.

948
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 2: He goes after Alison. That's it. Jesse goes after Alison

949
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 2: as she makes her way to the front door. He

950
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 2: stops her and asks her to give Joey a second chance.

951
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 2: He's a nice guy. Alison knows this.

952
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 3: She said she didn't want the first chance.

953
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:45,880
Speaker 1: Right is not a date? Right, this is not a

954
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,560
Speaker 1: date you're going to Jesse, Well, it is, and you

955
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 1: should do it.

956
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I know you didn't listen. He's just

957
00:48:56,520 --> 00:49:01,760
Speaker 2: proved her point. So Jesse uh confesses to her. See,

958
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 2: what you don't know is how much Joey likes you.

959
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 2: I mean, sometimes it's hard for us guys to show

960
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 2: our feelings, you know. I mean occasionally it comes out

961
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 2: in a weird way. I mean, instead of Joey's just saying, hey, Alison,

962
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 2: I dig you, he dump salad all over you. She

963
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 2: says that really got her attention.

964
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 1: More, explaining I'm sure she would just struggled on that.

965
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:25,439
Speaker 2: He's just got to let you know. He's just got

966
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 2: to lay it out in case it wasn't clear.

967
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:29,720
Speaker 1: Uh.

968
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,880
Speaker 2: Jesse says he loves Joey like a brother and talks

969
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 2: him up as the sweetest and warmest guy. He's like

970
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 2: a big, big teddy bear that you just want to hug.

971
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,520
Speaker 2: I promise once you get to know him, you'll love

972
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 2: him too, I swear to you. Alison sighs, owning up

973
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:49,280
Speaker 2: to misjudging Jesse, you're such a good friend to Joey,

974
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 2: and you're so open and in touch with your feelings.

975
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 2: Jesse plays it cool, sharing that it's just the kind

976
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 2: of guy he is. Alison jokes, I really feel like

977
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 2: I've been talking to one of my girlfriends and Jesse

978
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 2: girl Alisons like she's a strong woman, Like what you know, Yeah,

979
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 2: maybe I think she said this facetiously, like I think

980
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,919
Speaker 2: she's like she knew it would get under his skin.

981
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 2: It's like a little test right now. She's in the note. Uh.

982
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 2: Jesse laughs, that's not the kind of guy I am,

983
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:26,280
Speaker 2: and then Joey walks in and sees Alison. He's glad

984
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 2: she's still here. Jesse leaves them alone, awkwardly saying, why

985
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 2: don't you two guys, uh, sit down and talk to

986
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 2: each other, Really sit down and talk a little, enjoy

987
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:36,399
Speaker 2: each other.

988
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: Go.

989
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 2: Joey awkwardly looks at Alison and tells her he'll keep

990
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 2: things professional from now on. Alison, I'm really sorry I

991
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 2: came on too strong. I just want to assure you

992
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 2: that in the future, all of our dealings will be

993
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 2: strictly on a professional level. Good night, sir, and holds

994
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 2: out a hand for a handshake like this. This is

995
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 2: what should have happened back at the radio station, like

996
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 2: maintain professionalism.

997
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: When asking your boss out to dinner. Make sure that

998
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,799
Speaker 1: you don't think it's a date if it's night.

999
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 2: This was a painful lesson. Joe Yes, and you're not wrong.

1000
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 2: Allison takes his hand and has him sit down next

1001
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 2: to her on the coffee table. She lets him know

1002
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 2: how she feels. It doesn't have anything to do with you.

1003
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:27,480
Speaker 2: I just came off a bad relationship and I just

1004
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 2: need a little more time. Joey nods and looks at

1005
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 2: his watch. How's that? Is that good? She laughs at

1006
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 2: him and playfully taps his shoulder more than that. Joey

1007
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 2: shakes his head. Oh that's okay. I can wait. Don't worry.

1008
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 2: So you must be starving. I think there's something in

1009
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 2: the kitchen I haven't thrown on the floor yet. They

1010
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 2: both laugh as they overhear Danny yell coffee anyone, and

1011
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,919
Speaker 2: they head to the kitchen. As Joey opens the kitchen door,

1012
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,760
Speaker 2: there's a big thump and glass breaking on the floor,

1013
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 2: and we hear Danny yell Joey. Joey winces, Oh, bad luck.

1014
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:04,839
Speaker 2: Maybe we should go to like a rubber padded restaurant

1015
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 2: someplace where I can't break anything, and then we'll have dessert.

1016
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 2: And they head out the door. Joey, Joey's just unlucky

1017
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 2: in love as usual, per.

1018
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 1: You know, just looking for love and all the wrong places.

1019
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 2: But I can't catch a break. In the backyard, DJ

1020
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:26,839
Speaker 2: and Steve are making out well. Steph and Josh are

1021
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 2: just sitting on the bench watching. So it's a family traditions.

1022
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: So what we do usually were in the living doing it,

1023
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:35,800
Speaker 1: but at least this time where at least.

1024
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 2: Are outside this time and not on the couch. Right, Yeah,

1025
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 2: this is a This family is very voyeuristic, exhibitionist, voyeuristic. Yeah, chs,

1026
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 2: I have questions. Josh comments, think they're going to be

1027
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:55,359
Speaker 2: through soon. Steve's got to drive me home. Stephanie looks

1028
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:58,479
Speaker 2: at Josh and thinks they can do something while they wait,

1029
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 2: you know what would be the perfect end to a

1030
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 2: perfect evening. Josh gets excited, You're gonna teach me how

1031
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 2: to throw a knuckle ball. Stuff, starts to lean in.

1032
00:53:10,600 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: No, I was thinking more of and she kisses him. Oh,

1033
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:19,280
Speaker 1: step no, no, it.

1034
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 2: Was like, it's like when you're watching like a slow

1035
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,439
Speaker 2: it's like slow motion, you're watching a car train record something.

1036
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: You're like, no stuff, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1037
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Okay, was this is this your first

1038
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 2: screen kiss? Is this your first real kiss? I guess

1039
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,759
Speaker 2: well no, wait, Rusty you know it was Wait? Yeah

1040
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 2: did you kiss kiss?

1041
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 3: Rust Can I remember? You can't remember with the onion thing?

1042
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, yes, you're right. Okay, so this is

1043
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 2: your second screen this is the s Yeah, that's what

1044
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 2: I'm saying.

1045
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 1: Well, she doesn't count Rusty because that was a trick

1046
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 1: that was.

1047
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. So maybe she's definitely more into this.

1048
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, is not we're not reading social cues for.

1049
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 2: Is this awkward to shoot this scene in front of

1050
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:07,319
Speaker 2: of cold your parents and my parents? I was ten,

1051
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

1052
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: Like, of course it was awkward, worse, I mean, not

1053
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:15,359
Speaker 1: any more awkward than than sitting next to you know,

1054
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: Scott and Kandae Weather making out and that was weird,

1055
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 1: you know, but just throw another awkward log.

1056
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 2: You know, so awkward like I just oh, I just

1057
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 2: feel it. Yeah, no, it was, it was.

1058
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: It was awkward, but I actually I went on an

1059
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,880
Speaker 1: accidental date once and it was awkward at ten or

1060
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: like no, no, no, no, not at ten No, as

1061
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: an adult, you went, I didn't realize.

1062
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 3: We were on a date. Oh oh so you lived

1063
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,479
Speaker 3: this storyline to dinner?

1064
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was.

1065
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a very nice dinner and I

1066
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: thought we were meeting a group there and I showed

1067
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:47,239
Speaker 1: up and it was not.

1068
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:47,919
Speaker 2: There was no one else.

1069
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:50,680
Speaker 1: Oh so you were the josh in this situation?

1070
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 3: Was the yeah yeah yeah, and not for it.

1071
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,680
Speaker 1: I just was like, oh, I really misread this.

1072
00:54:55,920 --> 00:55:00,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know the feeling yeah, oh I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1073
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 2: that's how I think. That's how Michael and I started

1074
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 2: dating too. He asked me out what it was a

1075
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:08,080
Speaker 2: group lunch, and it was we had like our friend,

1076
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 2: our friend Brian came with.

1077
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: So I'm like, this isn't a date. We've got someone

1078
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: else with us.

1079
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 2: But he counts that as our first date. And I'm like, no,

1080
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 2: that was eating, that was eating together. That's eating.

1081
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,319
Speaker 1: That's just that's like testing your toe in the water

1082
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 1: and being like, could I do an entire meal with you?

1083
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 2: A lot? It was a test run. That was why

1084
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,520
Speaker 2: he was there exactly. See, you know you get it.

1085
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 2: I know that. Okay, So first kiss has happened. First

1086
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:37,279
Speaker 2: kiss with Josh. Josh is startled. He reacts, what did

1087
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 2: you do that for? And he wipes his face. Oh

1088
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 2: just stab the knife even deep twist, just serrated. Jephanie

1089
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 2: immediately feels embarrassed. I don't know, and she runs off

1090
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 2: into the house. DJ leaves Steve to go after her.

1091
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 2: I'm glad she came up for air long enough to

1092
00:55:57,600 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 2: go wow.

1093
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,959
Speaker 1: Right, So has she been paying attention the whole time

1094
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,320
Speaker 1: and just listening to them?

1095
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 2: Like?

1096
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:07,759
Speaker 1: That's also awkward in a whole different way. I don't

1097
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: know this.

1098
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,920
Speaker 2: This is not the Tanner family togetherness that we need.

1099
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,760
Speaker 1: You know, this is not This is not the clipboard

1100
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: of fun.

1101
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 2: Steve shakes his head to Josh. Josh asks Steve do

1102
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,919
Speaker 2: you understand women? And Steve replies, well, I know enough

1103
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 2: not to wipe my mouth off when they kiss me.

1104
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 2: I kind of like this, Steve, Josh do like this

1105
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 2: is a good due? Well you know, yeah, I think

1106
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 2: a big brother, little.

1107
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 1: Brother, smarter than someone.

1108
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 2: Steve finally gets to shine for once, right, He gets

1109
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 2: to give some of his advice. Next in stephan Michelle's room,

1110
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:47,240
Speaker 2: Stephanie is there frantically wiping her lips off. DJ walks

1111
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 2: in and asks if she's okay. Steph is sad, this

1112
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:54,200
Speaker 2: was the worst night of my life, and she sits

1113
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:57,319
Speaker 2: on the table. DJ mentions she needs to quiet down,

1114
00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 2: she'll wake up Michelle. Michelle pops up in her bed

1115
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 2: too late. Michelle's awake. DJ tells the therapist, Yah, she

1116
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 2: knows she can sense that there's a crisis. DJ tells

1117
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 2: Michelle she needs to talk to Stephanie. Michelle insists on

1118
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 2: sticking around to help. DJ tries to console Stephanie. I

1119
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 2: know how you feel. You're hurt and confused. Well you

1120
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 2: got me into this. DJ is not innocent. I mean, yes,

1121
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 2: it started with Kimmy Gibbler, but DJ is not innocent.

1122
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 3: Started with Jimmy, DJ dinn out and then.

1123
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 1: TV and staff was like trusting the older ones like

1124
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,240
Speaker 1: I guess I'm just going exactly.

1125
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 2: Stephanie adds, you forgot humiliated, crushed and scarred for life.

1126
00:57:42,800 --> 00:57:45,240
Speaker 2: DJ reminds her not to take it so hard. It's

1127
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 2: only her first date and Stephanie wants it to be

1128
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 2: her last date. I'm never leaving my room again. But

1129
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 2: it wasn't a date? Yeah, yeah, she it's.

1130
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 3: I feel like DJ needs to go. I'm really sorry

1131
00:57:58,360 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 3: that that what that doesn't count.

1132
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 2: That wasn't comes right, So there's still an opportunity to

1133
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,920
Speaker 2: have a great first date because this was not actually

1134
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 2: yes exactly, Michelle says, not even to go to the bathroom,

1135
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 2: and Stephanie glares at her. Michelle probably thinks you still

1136
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 2: live in the in the bathroom like that's why. She's like, yeah, yeah,

1137
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:17,960
Speaker 2: you can leave this room to go to your bathroom.

1138
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:22,200
Speaker 2: That's an extension of your bedroom, right. Uh. She continues

1139
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 2: to question her choices. What was I thinking? Why did

1140
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 2: I kiss him? Michelle is surprised you kissed a boy?

1141
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 2: Eh cooties. DJ then takes Michelle to her bed and

1142
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 2: tells her let me handle this. As Michelle climbs on

1143
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 2: her bed, she turns to DJ, but you're not doing

1144
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 2: a very good job. The therapist knows.

1145
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 3: The thing right, She's like, this is not there's no

1146
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 3: reflective listening.

1147
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 2: Nicely, DJ asks Steph why did you kiss Why did

1148
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 2: you kiss Josh? And Steph replies, I don't know. I

1149
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 2: thought I was supposed to. That's what you and Steve

1150
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 2: do and that's what it said in teen Week. DJ

1151
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:03,920
Speaker 2: points out that she isn't a teen Steve and I

1152
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 2: do it because we want to, not because we're supposed to.

1153
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 2: Steph then continues her questions, how do you know when

1154
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 2: you want to and he wants to? And how to

1155
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 2: and how long to?

1156
00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 3: DJ, Well, it starts in the living room, and right just.

1157
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:21,919
Speaker 2: Go to the living room at any given moments, someone

1158
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:22,479
Speaker 2: will make.

1159
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 1: Basically just make out until someone enters the room and

1160
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 1: either mentions it or leaves.

1161
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 2: Exactly, take your cues from the other people that are

1162
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 2: in the scene. Exactly, good advice. DJ smiles. When you're ready,

1163
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:40,520
Speaker 2: you'll know. Steph confesses all I know is I was

1164
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 2: not ready tonight. DJ lets her know that's not a

1165
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 2: bad thing, and she was just trying to go too fast.

1166
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 2: DJ admits it was partly my fault. I never should

1167
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 2: have told you it was a date. Josh was just

1168
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 2: a friend that wanted to hang out.

1169
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:57,080
Speaker 1: Bingo, there we go, Thank you.

1170
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 2: We've been waiting for that for quite some time. Steph size, well,

1171
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 2: that's what I thought in the first place. Do you

1172
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 2: think Josh will ever talk to me again? DJ talks

1173
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 2: her up. Of course he will you're pretty, you're smart,

1174
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 2: and you're funny. Stephanie asks for reassurance, really you think, so,

1175
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:18,920
Speaker 2: DJ nods, Sure, I do, And you're the only one

1176
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 2: who can teach him that knuckleball. Steph smiles, Thanks, Deege,

1177
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:26,480
Speaker 2: you're the best. And they hug. Michelle wants in on

1178
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 2: this hug and she runs over, I can help with

1179
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:33,360
Speaker 2: this part, and that's our show. It's such a sweet

1180
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 2: little scene at the end there sisterly advice.

1181
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 1: It was. It was a very sweet scene. I'm glad,

1182
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 1: DJ says, so, you know what I screwed up?

1183
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 2: Stuff was like, that's what I told that she could

1184
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 2: have been avoided.

1185
01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 3: I have followed room, you're right, and and was told

1186
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 3: she couldn't.

1187
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 2: Read and kind of with Joey too, like you should

1188
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 2: have both should have followed your first instincts, which was

1189
01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:58,800
Speaker 2: this is not a.

1190
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: Date, which was so, this is not a date, and

1191
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 1: it's not.

1192
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 2: But then you got us crazy people just you know,

1193
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 2: egging you on, and so we talked you into the stage.

1194
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 1: That's right.

1195
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 3: Lesson learned.

1196
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 1: Lesson learned first date not had yet that was just

1197
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,440
Speaker 1: an awkward pizza exactly.

1198
01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 2: And yeah, and.

1199
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:15,919
Speaker 3: We've also now set up that stuff is playing.

1200
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,840
Speaker 2: Base love this, I love I love this tomboy aspect

1201
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 2: of Stephanie. It's just a great Yeah, it's great and

1202
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:23,959
Speaker 2: I love it very very very cute.

1203
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 3: Did you have any everywhere you look?

1204
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 1: I do, I do? Uh?

1205
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 2: Where is it? Oh?

1206
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: Yes?

1207
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 2: In the radio station studio when Martha Quinn is in

1208
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 2: the hallway talking to an employee. That employee is Bobby Bennett.

1209
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: Did you say was mine?

1210
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 3: I was going to say.

1211
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 1: I was like, we saw Bobby Benner.

1212
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 2: We saw him last week, we saw him this week.

1213
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 2: I really hope he was compensated appropriately for doing extra work,

1214
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:47,080
Speaker 2: not just being.

1215
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, he didn't have a line. They're probably like.

1216
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're already here, just going standards that that was

1217
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: the nineties.

1218
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:58,600
Speaker 2: Right now, you get paid extra for every extra bit

1219
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 2: you do. But back then they were, I mean, do

1220
01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 2: you you're still get screwed. You can ask, you can

1221
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:07,400
Speaker 2: ask for it, You're gonna get it. But he should

1222
01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:11,480
Speaker 2: have been paid for doing more work than maybe he was.

1223
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 2: Maybe he really wanted to be in the show, you know. True.

1224
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:19,240
Speaker 1: Either way, we got to see his face, uh, and

1225
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 1: he was there, so yeah, that was that was the

1226
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: only other everywhere year that I saw.

1227
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,959
Speaker 3: I didn't see anybody in the pizza place. Pizza place

1228
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 3: was we're all we're all unknowns. Yeah, yeah, we've run

1229
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 3: out of kids. WI through his brid baseball.

1230
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 2: It was Hillary, I know, like, put the kids, the

1231
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 2: kids in there.

1232
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 3: Where's the nepotism?

1233
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 2: Disappointed? That's what was missing from this episode, you know, nepotism.

1234
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 2: Surprise coach?

1235
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 1: Was it in there?

1236
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 2: And say, yes, put him in he you know, he

1237
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:46,920
Speaker 2: knows how to yell and.

1238
01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 1: Get some Can you imagine him being your baseball coach.

1239
01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 1: You'd just bet yelling man.

1240
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:56,600
Speaker 2: I told you to steal the base. We've got turtles

1241
01:02:56,600 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 2: and bags trying to run the bases. Yeah, turtles and bags.

1242
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 2: Oh so funny, so funny. Great episode. I mean it

1243
01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 2: was a little the jokes were over the top for me.

1244
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 2: But I loved the concept of this. I love the story,

1245
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 2: the storyline cute.

1246
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 1: It was funny.

1247
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I know it was a It was.

1248
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 1: A great full house episode, but it was very like

1249
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:21,960
Speaker 1: peak sitcom, cheesy full House.

1250
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,440
Speaker 2: It's just the sitcom rhythm and those comedy beats are

1251
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 2: a little too obvious.

1252
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe this is why Jerry only did one

1253
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 1: scream that we remember you know what I mean?

1254
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 2: Jerry whoever wrote this story? Oh oh, I'm like, see,

1255
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 2: I don't even recognize his name, and.

1256
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:40,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jerry.

1257
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 3: Yet I didn't either, but I remember Jerry.

1258
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,920
Speaker 1: So do you think he left from when you just

1259
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:46,400
Speaker 1: read it? And I think, no, you probably didn't leave.

1260
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 1: But maybe he just didn't get another story by or written.

1261
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 2: This was his one chance, or maybe he did.

1262
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 1: Jerry, I might be talking about you and I don't

1263
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,959
Speaker 1: even know. You could have won an oscar by now.

1264
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 2: Don't Jerry's gonna Jerry's gonna send us some hate.

1265
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:03,520
Speaker 1: Man's gonna Jerry's gonna sue us for defamation, right and

1266
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 1: be like you, I lost jobs because you said that

1267
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 1: I suck.

1268
01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:09,320
Speaker 2: I'm sure he's very talented.

1269
01:04:11,040 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 3: I mean no, I would use it for good.

1270
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:14,400
Speaker 1: Well, that's what.

1271
01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,320
Speaker 2: But that's the thing that if you if you have

1272
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 2: a writer writing a script that's not part of the

1273
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 2: normal writing staff, they just it's not it's not a

1274
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 2: natural integration. So it's not Jerry's fault. It's a fact

1275
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,480
Speaker 2: that it wasn't a full time writer on the show

1276
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:28,800
Speaker 2: and didn't understand the beads.

1277
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 1: It's all right, We'll let it pass. Uh, well, I

1278
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:35,880
Speaker 1: guess that's our episode. You guys, thank you so much

1279
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 1: for listening. Fan of Ritosh, We love you guys. You

1280
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:41,280
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1281
01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:44,400
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1282
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:45,080
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1283
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:46,040
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1290
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1291
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1292
01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,480
Speaker 2: It, read it scripted like that. It's a good song.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be good song.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, you guys, We will see you next time for

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Speaker 1: another episode of Howard Tannerto's.

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Speaker 3: And remember, in the meantime, the world is small.

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Speaker 2: The house is full of Turkey boots. All the Turkey boots, just.

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Speaker 1: All of the Turkey boots that have ever existed in

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Speaker 1: the world are in the house, which should put it

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Speaker 1: around one or two, because I think they were both

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Speaker 1: on our show, so.

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Speaker 2: The only two ever made were in those two seas

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Speaker 2: and that's it, yep, and.

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Speaker 1: The coming out soon is a movie called James and

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Speaker 1: the Giant.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, you guys enjoy and we.

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Speaker 1: Will see you next time. Bye a