WEBVTT - Best Bits (Just The Bits) with Morgan: PART 2 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:05.200 It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan number two. 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:09.280 What's up, y'all, Welcome to the Best Bits of the Week. 0:00:09.360 --> 0:00:12.440 This is just the bits where I tell you the 0:00:12.480 --> 0:00:15.040 seven segments from the show this week that y'all love 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:17.200 the most, engaged with the most, or you called in 0:00:17.320 --> 0:00:21.920 about or overall. We're just some hot commodities on our show. 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:23.720 I guess that's the best way to put it. But 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:25.600 there's seven of them, and then we play the bits 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:28.440 so you can either listen to them again for the 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:30.320 second time, listen to them for the first time, or 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:31.920 share them with your friends. It's up to you what 0:00:31.960 --> 0:00:33.519 you want to do. But I think all of them 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:36.680 are pretty good. Coming in at number seven, I reviewed 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:40.279 Beetlejuice for the Millennial Movie Review and I am just 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:42.559 loving how he did people get over these reviews. It 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:45.440 cracks me up, So keep them coming because you know 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:47.720 it's a good thing when we got some differing opinions. 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:49.839 But I did enjoy Beetle Juice. It did you give 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:53.320 me in some Halloween spirit, and you know, I'm sorry 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:54.800 I didn't give it five out of five. But you 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:57.080 can listen right now to hear the good review I 0:00:57.120 --> 0:00:59.720 did give it. Okay, it was still good. Number seven 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:03.959 Morgan's gonna review Beetlejuice and her Millennial movie review. This 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:06.759 movie came out in nineteen eighty eight. Morgan, were you born? 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:08.760 I was born in nineteen ninety three? All right, which 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:12.040 thyke of Beetlejuice? Well, some movies I'm just going to 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.440 acknowledge that are very hard for me to watch because 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:18.240 I've seen the way technology is today. Okay, Beetlejuice is 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:20.400 one of those movies. Because what was wrong with Beetlejuice? 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:23.520 Because I haven't seen it since like right ninety you know, Well, 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.160 it's like basically the production is like cut out. You 0:01:26.200 --> 0:01:28.800 can tell what's happening. You can tell that they're they're 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:30.720 they don't have the technology to do the things that 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:32.880 they do today. So it is hard for me to 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:35.680 watch some of these movies. And I don't typically like 0:01:35.880 --> 0:01:38.600 any type of scary movies. And in a way, Beetlejuice 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:42.240 is a scary movie. Is it a kid scary movie? Though? Um? 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:44.080 Like I've tried to get my kids to watch it, 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:47.120 and I would say, like twelve years old, because the 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.040 little ones, they still get scared a bit of Beetlejuice. 0:01:49.080 --> 0:01:54.480 I mean they're popping heads off. My memories of Beetlejuice 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:58.960 are Michael Keaton, right, it's showtime is in the right movie? Yes? Okay, 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:03.800 daylight mn me wo And they like randomly break into 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:08.320 song at scary parts ish yeah that song usually? What else? 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:11.280 And I mean they have dinner parties. Basically, it's this 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:13.560 couple that died and they're haunting a house. That's what 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:17.320 happens in the Right The couple died and the house okay, yeah, 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:19.679 and then you know they're trying to make peace with 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:21.560 the people that are living at their house and they 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:24.320 call on Beetlejuice to help him. And I will admit 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:26.560 I laughed a few times during this movie and it 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:30.560 did give me in the Halloween spirit, and I can 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:34.040 see why it is a classic still today. You give 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:37.600 it three out of five graveyards? Okay, pretty good? Nice. 0:02:37.960 --> 0:02:41.120 I haven't seen Beetle Juice forever though, Like just thinking back, 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:45.040 does he have horns accompany? No? No, painted white and 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:48.120 he has white hair? Yes? Right? What else happens in 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:52.280 that movie? Wearing black and white? Yeah? And he basically 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:55.880 tries to get there the daughter that lives in the 0:02:55.919 --> 0:02:58.320 house to marry him so he can actually come out 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:01.120 from the dead and like live forever. But is the 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:03.680 daughter like went on a writer. Yes, yes, that's right, 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:06.280 that's right. Yeah, I'm into it now. And I think 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:11.000 the dead guys al Baldwin. Yeah, the dad is yeah, 0:03:10.800 --> 0:03:12.679 the guy that dies. Maybe I need to go watch 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.280 some of the stuff again. Baldwin is attractive as like 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:18.240 in that age of his career you mean young, Yeah, 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:21.280 he as a young guy attractive. So you give it 0:03:21.320 --> 0:03:23.880 three out of five, yeah, three out of five graveyards. 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:26.760 Have you ever seen Wayne's World? I don't think so. No, 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:30.840 I think that's next. Okay, I think Wayne's World's next. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:32.880 That's the one where they have the guy has crazy 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:37.560 hair and it's two dudes. Yeah, public Access TV show. Okay, yeah, No, 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:38.960 I don't think I've seen it, but I know him 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.320 from pop culture. Well. The great thing is about Beetlejuice 0:03:41.320 --> 0:03:43.280 and even Wayne's World is that these movies are an 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:46.160 hour and a half. It's like an episode of Game 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:49.119 of Thrones or now movies are almost three hours long. 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:53.040 And so all these older movies, even even Wayne's World, 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:56.720 it's an hour and twenty two minutes. That's amazing. Isn't 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:59.640 that awesome? Morgan? Your next one is Wayne's World, and 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:03.120 we will write you down. Beetlejuice three point five the gooney, 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:04.560 she only gave two out of five, so how much 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:08.040 we really trust her? Exactly? Beavis and Butthead zero points 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.160 out here terrible. Have you seen the new Beavis and 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:15.720 butthead were there? Adults? No? What? No, Mike Aview it's 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:18.960 hilarious the one I saw on TikTok. But they're starting 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:21.480 to load him up again. That's hilarious. And they're like 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:26.960 I was much cooler when they're like smoking and drinking. 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:31.080 They're older and fat. Hilarious. So all right, Morgan, thank you. 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.080 We'll check in on Wayne's World in a few weeks. 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:36.680 All right, sounds good. It's the Best Bits of the 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:41.240 Week with Morgan. Number two. People definitely had a lot 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:45.360 to say about this next segment. Lunchbox apparently wanted to 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:48.520 key a car that had double parked. Yeah, it's a 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:51.080 whole thing, and he just got a little aggressive about it. 0:04:51.120 --> 0:04:53.760 And he, you know, on the Best Bits this weekend 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:55.680 in part one, he says it doesn't have to do 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:58.720 with rage, but I do believe Lunchbox has quite a 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:00.880 little rage monster in side of him if this is 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:03.200 what he wanted to do over a double parked car. Though, 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:06.440 it is very inconsiderate to double parking car, So don't 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:08.640 do that unless you're like miles away and you're gonna 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:11.080 go walk somewhere. But you know, let's just be a 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:13.480 little bit more kind and considerate of other people. I 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:15.480 think that would be the better thing to do than 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:17.599 to key a car. But you can hear the moment 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:20.480 right now where Lunchbox admits that is what he wanted 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:22.800 to do. Number six. I didn't want to bring this 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:24.640 up to and Amy's the one who brought it to 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:29.120 my attention. I guess Lunchbox was considering keying a car. Okay, 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.920 here's what happened. He had posted on his Instagram stories, 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:35.520 so annoyed at this car that double part you took 0:05:35.560 --> 0:05:38.240 up two parking spaces to avoid getting deemed or whatnot. 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:40.000 I mean, it is a pretty jerk thing to do. 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:41.800 I don't know why some people do it. But he 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:45.919 was so upset, and he was proud of himself because 0:05:45.920 --> 0:05:50.360 he had quote unquote matured because he didn't do something 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:52.920 to damage the car in any way, and he then 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.360 asked his followers, I mean, what would y'all do? Would 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:57.799 you key it? Would you? Like? How do you handle 0:05:57.880 --> 0:06:01.320 this situation? And I thought, he is forty one year 0:06:01.360 --> 0:06:03.480 old man, I don't care what aide you are. But 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:05.920 it's like, why would even keying a car be a 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:08.560 response to someone else who's being a jerk? Like, just 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:10.760 move on with your day. I would write a note. 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:12.080 I think that would be as far as I would 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:13.600 even think about going it is to write a note 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:14.880 put into the wife, if you want to take the 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:16.360 time to do that. I'm just never going to be 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.440 that type of person. But I thought, wow, people who 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:22.720 key cars, I don't understand you. It is another level 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:28.280 and it's just so sad and expensive and devastating. You 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.920 have a key to car? Yeah, well no, no, all, 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:34.840 I haven't had my keys in my hand and I 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:36.840 walked by a car and if it accidentally scraped it, 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:39.040 then it may have let the line why would you 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:41.880 do that? Because they obviously we're doing it on purpose 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:44.760 to park over Like, but why is it your responsibility 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:46.880 to key their car because of that? Because it's an 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:50.720 inconvenience to me and everybody else, Like if they're you're vigilante. Yeah, 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:53.240 I'm a vigilante. So like I've what I have done 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:55.440 before too. Also is like you kind of like you're 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:56.840 resting on the car, you know what I mean, you're 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:59.160 kind of bad with the back. You take your foot 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.880 back like with the heel, so sad and you kick 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:04.680 it dent in the car. Yeah, no time, no, no, 0:07:04.839 --> 0:07:08.120 And y'all he's raising children and this is this is 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:10.120 very just. Let's say here's let's say one of your 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:13.480 kids was fourteen and you see this, Well that's the problem. 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:16.240 I had my kids with me, so I didn't do anything, 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.360 but I was very upset because we were going to 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:21.440 a festival thing and the parking was very hard. We 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:23.080 had a drive around for like twenty minutes to find 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:25.240 a spot and I'm like, oh, got one, and this 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:29.120 guy is part diagonal across two spots for no reason. 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:31.800 And it's not like it was like oh, just barely 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:34.840 over the line. I mean sure, but you know what 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:38.160 happens sometimes you know you you there's another car that's 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:42.080 doing it, and that's how you know. And then everyone 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:44.240 leaves and your car's left and now you look like this, 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:45.960 I've done that before. Where I'm like over the line 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:47.440 a little bit because I had to pull in that way. 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:49.760 Other cars were over the line. Yeah, there's no chance 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:52.280 that happened here. He is what kind of car is 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:53.960 it though? Is it is a luxury car? No, it 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:57.280 was a like a pt cruiser kind of looking. And 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.720 I'm looking at it. It's a soul whatever a soul is. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:03.800 Are you sure the person was parking a soul? It's 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:06.640 over the line, not even over, it's halfway into the truth. 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:08.400 I don't know. I still can go with Eddie and go. 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.520 They could evolve in part bad Why I was sitting 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:12.480 there and about thinking about what I should do. Cars 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:13.840 kept trying to pull in. Then they would look and 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:15.400 they would throw their hands up like it was my car, 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:17.600 and I'm like, it ain't my car, guys, it ain't 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:20.160 my car. If your kids would have been at home, 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:22.360 we would have been a nice litt dent. You would 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:24.640 have kicked it. No way, at forty years old, you'd 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:26.600 have kicked a dent in the car. Yeah, if you, Bobby, 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:28.840 if you found out he really kicked a car like that, 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:32.360 gonna do him. No, you're gonna me. That's his own time, Amy, 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.320 it's his personal time. Yeah, but that is Ronald sinning. 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:38.959 The heat just damaged someone's pride sticking up for people 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.960 that when you're mad for yourself. People I like jerks, 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:44.200 they get treated like jerks. That's what happens in the world. 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:46.480 Why not leave a note? I don't have a pen 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:48.920 and paper. Have you ever had someone kick your car 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.160 or I've never parked like this in my life. Okay, 0:08:51.200 --> 0:08:53.400 but for whatever reason, because I don't dark bad times, 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:55.640 I don't park bad if they did that. What if 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:58.079 someone heard something you said on this show. Yeah, we're 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.920 deeply offended by it. And they came after you get 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:03.079 out of your car. And this is Dat's lunchbox. He's 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:04.839 made fun of people like me, I'm gonna go and 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:06.959 key the car or dent the car. What do you 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:10.880 think about that? That sucked, man, but you deserve it. 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:19.800 Live baby that I was surprised that he would still 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.920 even consider or thinking. Oh man, My immediate reaction was like, 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:24.640 oh this, this guy needs a little kick on the 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:26.800 side of the car. I'm actually surprised that he's keyed 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:29.880 the car before. No, No, didn't kick carny times. You 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:33.920 actually walked by a car with your kiya three. And 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:37.880 how old were you twenties? Oh my gosh, Oh, my 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:40.880 mind is lone. How many times did you actually kicked 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:44.400 the car? I think that was like four. Well, and 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:47.559 you didnted it? Yeah, well you don't. If you kick 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:49.719 a car and ain't underdn't like, it's not gonna be like, 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:52.959 oh you know, it's love tap. And the last time 0:09:53.000 --> 0:09:58.360 you did that? How old? It's ridiculous. All right, it's 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:00.480 not that bad. But I mean, look the car, it 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:03.839 deserved it. It doesn't Oh my god, it doesn't deserve that. Okay, 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:07.040 Well that's why I said. Has he actually matured? I 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.800 guess because he didn't do it. That's true. I'm matured. 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:12.880 He stopped himself. Destroying arranging the personal property of another 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:15.199 can get as much as ten years of prison. Dang. However, 0:10:15.240 --> 0:10:16.800 if the value of the property destroyed his less two 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.000 hundred fifty bucks, you'll only be punished by maximum two 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:22.760 point five months in jail. Oh well, a keys more 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:26.400 than twos? What when you park like this? What does 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:30.360 it say says? Oh, your actual actions are valid. Okay. 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:35.719 It's the best bits of the week With Morgan. Number two, 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:38.760 we had Craig Morgan on the show this week, he 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:41.400 talked about his new memoir, shared stories about what it 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:44.280 was like writing this for him. He also talked about 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:47.680 his time in the military and some facts about himself 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:50.599 that were really interesting to learn, including a piece of 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:53.000 advice he got from Garth Brooks in the beginning of 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:57.520 his career that changed kind of the way he talked 0:10:57.559 --> 0:11:01.040 about himself. In no way what I mean in this interview, 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:03.040 but honestly, it's a great interview. Craig is such a 0:11:03.120 --> 0:11:06.280 fun and just full of stories type of guy. Who 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:09.440 can also watch it at Bobby Bones stock Com Number 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:13.240 five kids, So Bobby Bones Show interview In case you 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:17.000 didn't know, got so many hits from back in two 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:23.079 thousand and seven. Here's International Harvester. He's the generation for 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.000 I'm back in two thousand and four. That's what I 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:29.040 love about Sunday. About Sunday, I'm not gonna do them 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:31.640 always got so many from two thousand and five. Here 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:37.319 is Redneck Yacht Clubs. He's got a new memoir that 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:40.040 came out on the twenty seventh. Man, he's so funny, 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:44.160 such a good dude. Welcome to the studio, Tennessee's own 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:49.040 Craig Morgan on the Bobby Bones Show. Now, Morgan, Yeah, 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:52.360 I read most of your book on the toilet. That's 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:54.560 a good place. That's where I can really focus. Honestly, 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:56.559 that's funny. I don't I'm not in there long enough 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:58.760 to read. Oh I'm in there for like days now, 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:02.880 sort of ibs thing. You like that guy in forty something. 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:05.480 When you're in you're playing video games and stuff, and 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:08.520 sometimes I'll be able to get a lot of work done. 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:10.400 That's awesome. Yeah, I have a whole set up a 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:15.520 computer I got in the Bathroom's got a book called God, 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:19.320 Family and Country. It's a memoir, which it's really great, 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:21.599 you know, Okay, it's it's very personal. Thank you, And 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:24.760 I know that's tough to do because I'm going to 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:26.920 imagine there were times where you thought, one, do people 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:30.440 actually care? And too? Am I being too personal? Um? 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:32.439 But I thought you nailed it. What was the hardest 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:36.080 part of writing this book for you? Uh? Taking the time? Uh? 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:39.680 And quite honestly, we had nothing but time. The majority 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:43.079 of this we started during the pandemic um when we 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:47.120 weren't working. But I had gotten lazy because we weren't 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:49.480 touring out, was just traveling around with my wife Karen, 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:52.640 and we'd go to Alaska and come back and my 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.559 co writer Jim to Flicia will be like, Hey, you 0:12:54.640 --> 0:12:56.800 want to get together and work on this book thing? 0:12:56.920 --> 0:13:00.320 You know? Um, yeah, I think that that And as 0:13:00.400 --> 0:13:02.959 you alluded to talking about it, you know, when I 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:05.360 first approached this book, for me, it was a lot 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:07.319 like doing any other project that I've ever done in 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:10.160 my life. I figured, we'll do this, be done, and 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:12.520 go do something else, you know, like an album. When 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:14.560 I do an album, I work on the album. As 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:17.079 soon as I finished that album, I'm focused on writing 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:19.800 more music for the next project, for somebody else or whatever. 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:23.599 Production doesn't matter. And I thought the book would be 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:27.720 the same thing. But it's not. It's it's really it's weird. 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:31.160 You know already you've done this, but this is the 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:34.760 first book I've written, and it being a memoir, boy, 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:38.160 it's it's going to be there forever. Did you find yourself? 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.079 And I could just be a weirdo, but did you 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:43.320 find yourself as you were telling some of the stories 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:46.959 that you're kind of reliving them and I don't I 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:48.640 don't want to say re experiencing them, but seeing them 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:50.840 from a different perspective, and either they reminded you how 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:55.199 awesome moment was, or like how emotional emotion a moment 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:57.080 was that you haven't thought about in a long time. 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:00.000 I don't think that's weird at aught. That's exactly what happen. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.760 And so a lot of the especially the military stories, 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:04.880 I mean, that's been a while for me. And when 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.800 we were talking about Panama, I went down to we 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:10.280 went down to our beach house, and I brought a 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:12.440 bunch of my buddies in that I served with in Panama, 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:15.160 and we spent two days together talking about the stories, 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:19.840 uh and and reliving some of those things. And it 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:22.120 was it was, it was very surreal. It's one of 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:24.360 those kind of like outside looking in. I don't want 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:26.400 to sound all weird, No, it's that though, because you're 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:28.560 outside looking back into a part of your life that 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:32.040 maybe you didn't fully appreciate or understand because you're right 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:33.520 in the middle of it. Yeah, And I've lived my 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:35.280 life that way. Like you know, when you jump. When 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:38.400 I jump out of a plane, I'm I'm jumping out 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:40.320 of the plane right then after I'm done, my feet 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.960 hit the ground, parachutes rolled up, You're moving on you 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:45.640 don't think about that jump no more. I'm thinking about 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:50.640 the next thing. Looking back, it was like at one 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.480 point I was like, holy cow, I've done a lot 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:56.160 of crap. You know. Now. I know why everyone was 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:59.040 trying to get me to write the book, because I 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:01.760 think the longer I went to, the less I would 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:04.280 have been able to remember. And I may mess the 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:06.400 country up here because there were a lot of countries. 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:08.600 There's a lot of places that you've been in this blood, 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:15.320 but in Thailand, you were working undercover to fight sex traffickers. Yeah, 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:18.000 I didn't know that. I'd never talked to you about 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:20.280 that here. I didn't know that. So would you mind 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:22.280 tell these guys a little bit about that. So I 0:15:22.360 --> 0:15:24.640 work with an organization, and I've worked with others, but 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:27.040 Exodus Road is the one that I'm working with now, 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:31.480 and we have offices around the world. But the entire 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:34.200 objective is to remove people from sex trafficking. It's it's 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:39.280 literally modern day slavery. And on that particular operation in Thailand, 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:42.480 people don't understand the Thailand government is run basically by 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:44.960 the military, and the majority of these military leaders on 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:48.320 clubs downtown and another thing that most Americans do not know. 0:15:48.480 --> 0:15:51.600 Prostitution is not legal in Thailand. It's not legal. It 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:55.320 is not legal. It is encouraged, but it's not legal. 0:15:55.960 --> 0:16:00.240 And I will say, if a woman is whatever, of 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:03.560 legal age and she chooses this as an occupation, I mean, 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:06.240 that's on her. But what is sickening is when there's 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:09.120 a fourteen year old girl who's forced into it, whose 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:12.200 parents sold her in order to have the money, and 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:15.360 then she's forced to work, or even worse yet or 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:18.400 not worse yet. But another scenario that we ran into 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:22.320 while we were there that was really odd is people 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:24.920 that come from other countries. They were going to various 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:28.640 countries throughout the African continent and promising these people's these 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:30.960 people work and these women you'll be working at a 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:34.280 hotel as a as a clean up lady or whatever. 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:36.320 And they get on there and then they take their 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:38.840 passports and they say, okay, now you work for us. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.520 The cleaning lady job is gone, and you owe us 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:45.880 for your room and board every day. So they basically 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:49.920 are forced into prostitution. And one of the weird situations, 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:53.080 and this one wasn't in the book because this is 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:58.280 currently an ongoing investigation. The pimp was a female, and 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:02.840 she's a female from Africa. She's in Africa, and she 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:06.520 was the one that's basically gathering these people up to 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:10.000 work with the people in Thailand. And no one ever 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:12.679 got a picture of her. They have never seen her. 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:15.439 And we were there and I was on the street 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:17.879 with some of the women talking to them, and she 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:21.639 called and we were in like literally talking to her, 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:26.360 this woman in Africa, talking to her her women there, 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:29.280 and I took a selfie with her of the cell phone. 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:31.720 It's the first picture they've ever got of that woman. Wow. 0:17:32.160 --> 0:17:33.800 Did you ever feel like your life was in danger 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:38.760 of doing that? No? Not really. They're little people. I 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:40.679 don't mean that in a derogatory manner. I just mean 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:42.919 they're very little people are strong and yeah, I mean 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:46.359 I did get in a scuffle one night, just a 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:49.399 little scuffle, so we all carry. I mean, let me 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:50.840 tell you, I've done a lot of things, and I've 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:53.600 seen a lot of disturbing things and experienced a lot 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:57.600 of disturbing stuff. That was some of the that's the 0:17:57.720 --> 0:17:59.879 only thing wherever. When I came home, I thought, man, 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:02.760 I I need a fifteen minute break to clear my 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:05.680 brain because some of the stuff I've seen was so bad. 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:08.960 But we all carried like little backpacks or we have 0:18:09.040 --> 0:18:11.840 these shoulder packs and they're all wired with cameras and 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:14.520 different things. And we were going into a club and 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:16.760 they wanted to check our bags and I'm like, mm, 0:18:16.960 --> 0:18:19.440 they're not checking my bag, bro, and so we kind 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:21.680 of just walked past them and ignored them, act like, 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:26.119 you know, stupid American tourists. And they come in and 0:18:26.200 --> 0:18:28.000 tried to grab my back from me. And I had 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:31.600 been filming this gentleman across doing some very loud things, 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:35.000 you know, to what we had suspected was an underage girl, 0:18:36.280 --> 0:18:38.040 and he tried to take my back, so I'm like none, 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:40.000 So they they were going to throw me out of 0:18:40.040 --> 0:18:42.800 the club, Like okay, this is gonna be fun. So 0:18:42.960 --> 0:18:45.080 like five or six of them attempted to grab me 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:46.919 and they you know, we scuffled around quite a bit 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:49.719 until they got me outside, and then the local police 0:18:49.800 --> 0:18:51.920 come over, and so you got to go through the 0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:54.520 whole motion. Even though some of the police officers that 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:56.480 were there, and we did have a police officer assigned 0:18:56.520 --> 0:19:01.720 to US Thailand police officer. Oh he and I know 0:19:01.800 --> 0:19:04.800 I'm going away far he uh he knew what we 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:07.200 were doing. So he comes over and puts me under 0:19:07.240 --> 0:19:09.320 a wrist and then takes me off and they have 0:19:09.400 --> 0:19:11.640 to see this whole thing, and he's pointing his finger 0:19:11.720 --> 0:19:13.359 at me and he's yelling at me and tell me 0:19:13.520 --> 0:19:16.560 thing and telling me to go and take the handcuffs off, 0:19:16.640 --> 0:19:18.920 and I walk off and they're all happy, and we're 0:19:18.920 --> 0:19:20.560 all happy. We go back the next day and they 0:19:20.640 --> 0:19:23.120 welcome me right back in. Really. Yeah, see, I would 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:24.480 feel like I was about to die there. I mean, 0:19:24.640 --> 0:19:26.280 but you're I don't know, ten times more than man. 0:19:31.040 --> 0:19:33.520