1 00:00:08,245 --> 00:00:15,645 Speaker 1: School of Humans. Oh god, it's another Cadaver Gals. Can 2 00:00:15,685 --> 00:00:21,365 Speaker 1: you believe it? We're doing another episode Heaven Forbid? Yet 3 00:00:21,485 --> 00:00:25,285 Speaker 1: we haven't been canceled yet. Um, but remember I am 4 00:00:25,285 --> 00:00:27,565 Speaker 1: trying to get canceled in the year twenty twenty one. 5 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:30,485 Speaker 1: I'm trying to be that relevant. So if you want 6 00:00:30,485 --> 00:00:34,085 Speaker 1: to cancel me, just I don't know what that even 7 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:37,765 Speaker 1: looks like, being canceled. So take my job away from me. 8 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:41,645 Speaker 1: I don't know, make my mom, I don't know. Okay, 9 00:00:41,685 --> 00:00:43,645 Speaker 1: this is Cadaver Gals. It's a show where we talk 10 00:00:43,725 --> 00:00:46,005 Speaker 1: about all the ways people have died to cope with 11 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:50,365 Speaker 1: our own mortality. Today we're gonna be hearing a story 12 00:00:50,485 --> 00:00:55,645 Speaker 1: about toiling in the toilet, a bathroom bamboozle. I don't know. 13 00:00:55,765 --> 00:00:59,845 Speaker 1: I just wanted some alliteration uptop some bathroom dramas going 14 00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:02,605 Speaker 1: to ensue. And then we're also a man's gonna have 15 00:01:02,725 --> 00:01:07,685 Speaker 1: a he's gonna get stuck in a weird place. So 16 00:01:07,725 --> 00:01:11,485 Speaker 1: that's that's, you know, between a rock and a hard place. 17 00:01:11,645 --> 00:01:17,245 Speaker 1: But it's more triassically themed, so we'll get there. Um. 18 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:24,165 Speaker 1: The trigger warnings for today, Nika, no, hey, yeah, that's 19 00:01:24,245 --> 00:01:28,685 Speaker 1: not nice. Trigger warnings for today is uh poo poo 20 00:01:28,805 --> 00:01:36,525 Speaker 1: and pee pee and physical crowning, drowning. What else do 21 00:01:36,605 --> 00:01:46,085 Speaker 1: we have today? Suffocation? Vocation? Yeah's wearing a special hat today, 22 00:01:46,125 --> 00:01:49,725 Speaker 1: so Rocky, I got more Australian hat on for some 23 00:01:49,885 --> 00:01:53,885 Speaker 1: Australia time. Yeah, we're going talk about Australia today. I 24 00:01:53,885 --> 00:01:57,325 Speaker 1: can't wait for our one. Australian listeners would be like, 25 00:01:57,605 --> 00:02:00,725 Speaker 1: what was they have a few but oh finally canceled 26 00:02:00,765 --> 00:02:05,045 Speaker 1: by the Australians. Okay. Also just like Big Choppers, that's 27 00:02:05,045 --> 00:02:12,685 Speaker 1: another your warning and that's the show. So cute the 28 00:02:12,845 --> 00:02:18,485 Speaker 1: alligator music which is thematically appropriate this episode, but not 29 00:02:18,645 --> 00:02:29,725 Speaker 1: till the very end. Okay, bye, I mean hello the 30 00:02:29,805 --> 00:02:39,765 Speaker 1: doar goal okay. Um. So Taylor has a story that 31 00:02:40,005 --> 00:02:43,805 Speaker 1: is going to send Nika into a spiral, specifically a 32 00:02:43,925 --> 00:02:49,285 Speaker 1: spiral down the toilet. Yeah, because yeah, I kind of 33 00:02:49,285 --> 00:02:50,925 Speaker 1: feel like you both are gonna hate it. I literally 34 00:02:50,965 --> 00:02:53,085 Speaker 1: don't need this in my life. I am hanging on 35 00:02:53,125 --> 00:02:55,645 Speaker 1: by a thread. I don't think I'm gonna hate it. 36 00:02:55,685 --> 00:02:59,525 Speaker 1: I'm very excited about it because this is how I 37 00:02:59,565 --> 00:03:04,565 Speaker 1: would like to die. So I'm calming rock in my 38 00:03:04,565 --> 00:03:06,245 Speaker 1: hands right now. I'm some hoping that it'll give me 39 00:03:06,285 --> 00:03:09,805 Speaker 1: some centeredness as we talked about this. All right, Taylor, 40 00:03:10,045 --> 00:03:14,365 Speaker 1: take it away, titty Taylor. Okay, we're going back in 41 00:03:14,405 --> 00:03:18,045 Speaker 1: the days of fighting over land power and religion and 42 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:22,965 Speaker 1: so so currently so currently twenty twenty one. Oh for real, No, 43 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:27,085 Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Eleven eighty four in Erfurt, Germany, which is 44 00:03:27,085 --> 00:03:32,525 Speaker 1: like central Germany Erfurt erst. I heard somebody pronounce it Erfurt, 45 00:03:32,565 --> 00:03:37,285 Speaker 1: but I don't think that's right. Is Erfurt er funnier exactly? 46 00:03:37,725 --> 00:03:42,445 Speaker 1: I mean that's how it looks looks it's like literally 47 00:03:42,565 --> 00:03:47,685 Speaker 1: how it's spelled anyway. So Keen Heinrich, the sixth or 48 00:03:47,805 --> 00:03:51,405 Speaker 1: King Henry was ruling Germany and the Holy Roman Empire 49 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:55,325 Speaker 1: in King of Sicily, so he was super fancy. So 50 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:57,245 Speaker 1: I was doing some research about him, you know, to 51 00:03:57,245 --> 00:04:00,645 Speaker 1: try and make this longer, as I usually do. And yeah, 52 00:04:00,765 --> 00:04:04,405 Speaker 1: there really wasn't anything kind of interesting or silly to 53 00:04:04,405 --> 00:04:06,365 Speaker 1: say about him, and that made me really sad, that's 54 00:04:06,405 --> 00:04:08,765 Speaker 1: so much and dying and being like, there was actually 55 00:04:08,765 --> 00:04:12,805 Speaker 1: nothing interesting about this person besides this whole story. Um, 56 00:04:13,965 --> 00:04:15,885 Speaker 1: but I guess he was crowned at age fifteen, in 57 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:18,085 Speaker 1: which I mean that's not that weird, I don't think, 58 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:21,645 Speaker 1: but I don't know. Maybe it is dust. Like celebrities, 59 00:04:21,645 --> 00:04:23,605 Speaker 1: you know, they'd be starting real early and then they 60 00:04:23,605 --> 00:04:26,365 Speaker 1: got all fucked up and they never actually reach adulthood, 61 00:04:26,605 --> 00:04:29,125 Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, So he's kind of like I was 62 00:04:29,165 --> 00:04:31,685 Speaker 1: gonna say, Miley Cyrus, but I respect the shit out 63 00:04:31,725 --> 00:04:33,885 Speaker 1: of Miley Cyrus and she seems to really have her 64 00:04:33,885 --> 00:04:38,005 Speaker 1: shit together now, she does. I like her anyway. So 65 00:04:38,125 --> 00:04:42,005 Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus is the king anyway. Okay, So all right, 66 00:04:42,005 --> 00:04:44,445 Speaker 1: we're going to talk about more people now. So Ludwig, 67 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:49,245 Speaker 1: the third Landgrave of Thuringia, was in a feud with 68 00:04:49,325 --> 00:04:54,925 Speaker 1: this guy Conrad of Wittlesbach, who was the archbishop. They 69 00:04:54,965 --> 00:04:58,605 Speaker 1: would bully all of these people just because of their names. Okay, 70 00:04:58,605 --> 00:05:01,045 Speaker 1: so we're gonna call them just Ludwig and Conrad. Okay, 71 00:05:01,485 --> 00:05:02,965 Speaker 1: So I hope I get this right because it was 72 00:05:03,045 --> 00:05:06,405 Speaker 1: kind of confusing. So Ludwig was the nephew of this 73 00:05:06,525 --> 00:05:11,565 Speaker 1: dude Barbarossa, who was the king's cousin and the current 74 00:05:11,605 --> 00:05:14,645 Speaker 1: emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. So the our king, now, 75 00:05:14,765 --> 00:05:18,445 Speaker 1: he wasn't Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire yet. However, 76 00:05:19,245 --> 00:05:23,525 Speaker 1: Barbarossa had appointed Conrad as the archbishop, so it was 77 00:05:23,605 --> 00:05:25,965 Speaker 1: kind of messy. So they were like they all had 78 00:05:26,005 --> 00:05:31,165 Speaker 1: this relationship to Barbarossa. So Ludwig and Conrad the archbishop, 79 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:32,885 Speaker 1: were in a feud. And I bet you can't guess 80 00:05:32,925 --> 00:05:39,605 Speaker 1: what they were fighting over land power, money, um, because mom, 81 00:05:40,005 --> 00:05:44,085 Speaker 1: I was gonna guess, like, you know, goats, because you know, 82 00:05:44,165 --> 00:05:46,925 Speaker 1: maybe they had one person had a bunch of goats 83 00:05:46,925 --> 00:05:48,925 Speaker 1: and the other person want into a bunch of goats 84 00:05:48,965 --> 00:05:51,165 Speaker 1: and they're like, give me your goats, and they're like, nah, 85 00:05:51,285 --> 00:05:55,445 Speaker 1: bra goat's equal powers. So if Gabby Wittens, that means 86 00:05:55,445 --> 00:06:01,365 Speaker 1: that I won first. What is it? So land specifically 87 00:06:02,925 --> 00:06:08,405 Speaker 1: goat land. Yeah, So they were fighting over land as 88 00:06:08,445 --> 00:06:11,685 Speaker 1: as they do in these times, and turns out there's 89 00:06:11,685 --> 00:06:13,525 Speaker 1: a lot of people who had opinions of who should 90 00:06:13,525 --> 00:06:18,245 Speaker 1: get the land, and so Henry King Heinrich is like, 91 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:20,645 Speaker 1: oh my god, fine, like, let's all mean at the 92 00:06:20,725 --> 00:06:23,045 Speaker 1: Church of Saint Peter and have a come to Jesus. 93 00:06:23,325 --> 00:06:27,365 Speaker 1: I'm sure that's what he said to murder No to 94 00:06:28,005 --> 00:06:31,765 Speaker 1: have a imperial diet, which was really just a fancy 95 00:06:31,845 --> 00:06:35,765 Speaker 1: meeting with a bunch of noblemen. M I think it's 96 00:06:36,045 --> 00:06:40,365 Speaker 1: an imperial diet. Yeah, that's a fancy meeting. Oh so 97 00:06:40,485 --> 00:06:43,725 Speaker 1: like a dinner party. It wasn't a dinner party. They 98 00:06:43,725 --> 00:06:46,165 Speaker 1: were just like literally meeting in this church and it 99 00:06:46,285 --> 00:06:48,925 Speaker 1: was just like worse, Like you call it an imperial diet, 100 00:06:48,925 --> 00:06:51,125 Speaker 1: thinking there'll be food and there's no food. That's not all. 101 00:06:52,085 --> 00:06:54,325 Speaker 1: I mean. I wasn't there, so and there was no 102 00:06:54,365 --> 00:06:57,125 Speaker 1: mention of food, but I assume there wasn't because it 103 00:06:57,205 --> 00:07:02,085 Speaker 1: was like, well, I wasn't there, but so, um, I 104 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:05,365 Speaker 1: guess it's just like a bunch of noblemen and fun people, 105 00:07:05,645 --> 00:07:09,925 Speaker 1: landownas and all of that. So everyone agrees and they 106 00:07:09,965 --> 00:07:12,125 Speaker 1: meet on the third floor of the Church of Saint Peter, 107 00:07:12,485 --> 00:07:17,365 Speaker 1: which is like this castle looking church. Remember eleven eighty four, 108 00:07:17,405 --> 00:07:20,045 Speaker 1: building codes were a little bit different. So a hundred 109 00:07:20,165 --> 00:07:23,925 Speaker 1: something noblemen and landowners and the king and Ludwig and Conrad, 110 00:07:24,005 --> 00:07:27,605 Speaker 1: all kinds of fancy dudes were there. I imagine they're 111 00:07:27,645 --> 00:07:31,725 Speaker 1: getting like all huffy and stomping and response to things 112 00:07:31,805 --> 00:07:35,765 Speaker 1: and all of these silly snide remarks land yeah, like 113 00:07:35,885 --> 00:07:38,285 Speaker 1: that's mine, no mine, And then you know they're like 114 00:07:38,365 --> 00:07:41,165 Speaker 1: stomping or whatever. And then there's me who's like, what 115 00:07:41,325 --> 00:07:45,405 Speaker 1: about the goats? Yeah, so they're like shut us in. 116 00:07:46,125 --> 00:07:49,125 Speaker 1: Yeah I was the jester, shut up wench. All right, 117 00:07:49,125 --> 00:07:52,125 Speaker 1: go ahead. So that's a lot of weight and activity 118 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:55,565 Speaker 1: for an old building with no building codes. Yeah, the 119 00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:59,845 Speaker 1: floor crumbles under the weight. All of the men go 120 00:08:00,005 --> 00:08:04,285 Speaker 1: crashing to the next level, which is the latrine, the latrine, 121 00:08:04,805 --> 00:08:08,045 Speaker 1: the potty. Oh hold up, there was a whole level 122 00:08:08,205 --> 00:08:11,005 Speaker 1: dedicated to the latrine, Like it was a whole floor 123 00:08:11,045 --> 00:08:13,085 Speaker 1: of a bathroom. Yeah, do you want to hear about 124 00:08:13,205 --> 00:08:19,805 Speaker 1: the Yeah, I guess so. Okay, So is this this 125 00:08:19,925 --> 00:08:22,645 Speaker 1: is where I think Gabby would really hate and Nika 126 00:08:22,645 --> 00:08:24,805 Speaker 1: of course would also hate it. But I would hate 127 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,725 Speaker 1: it too. Let's be real. It was this long wooden bench. 128 00:08:28,845 --> 00:08:33,125 Speaker 1: Oh no, I see where you're going, okay, And so 129 00:08:33,245 --> 00:08:36,805 Speaker 1: like you're just like sitting next to whoever. I wonder what. 130 00:08:36,845 --> 00:08:39,365 Speaker 1: I'm sure surely they were like skip a skip a 131 00:08:39,405 --> 00:08:44,565 Speaker 1: hole or something if the right, if thou comes nearest 132 00:08:44,765 --> 00:08:50,485 Speaker 1: to the man next to you, skip the wholest exactly, 133 00:08:51,045 --> 00:08:54,085 Speaker 1: not if they had to confide in each other like toilet. 134 00:08:54,165 --> 00:08:56,885 Speaker 1: It was like a gossip sash. Probably, so you might 135 00:08:56,925 --> 00:08:59,485 Speaker 1: have to sit right next to somebody the latrine or 136 00:08:59,565 --> 00:09:04,685 Speaker 1: the golf course of the day. Yeah, exactly, they're shooting them. 137 00:09:04,605 --> 00:09:09,205 Speaker 1: One meetings being deals were being closed. You know, hold, 138 00:09:09,805 --> 00:09:13,965 Speaker 1: are you kidding me? That was I'm clutching my my rock, 139 00:09:14,085 --> 00:09:16,805 Speaker 1: call me, call me, okay, go ahead. So yeah, there 140 00:09:16,805 --> 00:09:19,245 Speaker 1: were obviously like no partitions or anything like that whatever. 141 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:22,925 Speaker 1: And where does the excrement go, Well, it all just 142 00:09:23,045 --> 00:09:27,605 Speaker 1: goes to like a giant hole below. So it's like 143 00:09:27,605 --> 00:09:30,445 Speaker 1: a porta potti but permanent, so like a perma potti. 144 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:34,325 Speaker 1: And so it's just like this giant hole where everybody's 145 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:43,005 Speaker 1: peep and poo poo goes and the perma potti does 146 00:09:43,045 --> 00:09:46,285 Speaker 1: not get cleaned like once it gets filled up, they 147 00:09:46,365 --> 00:09:49,725 Speaker 1: just dig a new hole. So there's just I don't 148 00:09:49,765 --> 00:09:51,365 Speaker 1: know what happened to it till today is it's just 149 00:09:51,405 --> 00:09:58,725 Speaker 1: like all just like dry up. I don't know. Anyway, 150 00:09:59,005 --> 00:10:04,285 Speaker 1: died side note, at the time of the crashing to 151 00:10:04,485 --> 00:10:12,925 Speaker 1: the latrine leave, the poophole was nearly full. Oh so anyway, 152 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:17,165 Speaker 1: the nobles come crashing down to the latrine level. Well 153 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,045 Speaker 1: that that level just had a bunch of people crashed 154 00:10:20,085 --> 00:10:24,365 Speaker 1: down on it, plus furniture floorboards from above. That floor 155 00:10:24,405 --> 00:10:28,045 Speaker 1: then cracks under the pressure and they all fall into 156 00:10:28,165 --> 00:10:36,565 Speaker 1: the pootpole. So I mean that's like it's a swimming 157 00:10:36,605 --> 00:10:43,805 Speaker 1: pool of excrement. That was not necessary. That was not necessary, 158 00:10:44,005 --> 00:10:46,645 Speaker 1: Yes it was. I'm just trying to paint you the picture, 159 00:10:47,365 --> 00:10:54,725 Speaker 1: paintza okay, Okay. So a few guys die on the 160 00:10:54,725 --> 00:10:57,725 Speaker 1: impact from the fall or from injuries related to debris 161 00:10:57,845 --> 00:11:03,005 Speaker 1: hitting them, but sixty or potentially even more drowned in 162 00:11:03,165 --> 00:11:07,205 Speaker 1: the pool of excrement, which is literally the most traumatic 163 00:11:07,285 --> 00:11:09,965 Speaker 1: thing I can imagine, one of the worst things I 164 00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:16,085 Speaker 1: can think of. Oh no, Like, and I imagine there's 165 00:11:16,125 --> 00:11:19,445 Speaker 1: no way for them to get out, right, because it's 166 00:11:19,565 --> 00:11:22,965 Speaker 1: just like it's just a closed y'all. Know, it's slippery 167 00:11:25,445 --> 00:11:28,285 Speaker 1: and like in the way that you were describing it 168 00:11:28,285 --> 00:11:30,445 Speaker 1: as a swimming pool, I can imagine it was hot 169 00:11:30,485 --> 00:11:38,565 Speaker 1: over there, probably, so it must have been soupy. All right, 170 00:11:40,765 --> 00:11:42,645 Speaker 1: all right, let's get past it. Let's get past it. 171 00:11:43,085 --> 00:11:49,365 Speaker 1: About this, yeah we're not yeah, yeah, okay. So interestingly, 172 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:53,325 Speaker 1: the key people managed to be in a different section 173 00:11:53,565 --> 00:11:58,205 Speaker 1: where the floor didn't collapse. King Henry and Conrad were 174 00:11:58,245 --> 00:12:01,445 Speaker 1: sitting in like this different section. Some suggested that they 175 00:12:01,485 --> 00:12:03,365 Speaker 1: were sitting in the window sill, which I think is 176 00:12:03,405 --> 00:12:06,285 Speaker 1: really cute to imagine, but they were like where they 177 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:10,485 Speaker 1: were was on a it was like a stone floor, 178 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:14,485 Speaker 1: so they weren't on the wooden part. And Ludwig did fall. 179 00:12:14,925 --> 00:12:18,605 Speaker 1: He didn't die, and he didn't even get infections. Like 180 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:21,725 Speaker 1: I can't imagine a world where he's like following two 181 00:12:21,725 --> 00:12:25,765 Speaker 1: floors through through the wooden floor and doesn't get a 182 00:12:25,765 --> 00:12:30,365 Speaker 1: scratch or two and then falls in the experiment like 183 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:33,765 Speaker 1: they didn't have I mean, they didn't have good doctor 184 00:12:33,845 --> 00:12:39,565 Speaker 1: in back then, So I imagine a world. He was fine, 185 00:12:39,565 --> 00:12:43,965 Speaker 1: he didn't get any infections or anything. So after this, 186 00:12:44,205 --> 00:12:47,205 Speaker 1: after this event, so like sixty ish people die, some 187 00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:51,245 Speaker 1: say that it could potentially be have been more. Everybody's like, 188 00:12:52,245 --> 00:12:56,645 Speaker 1: this was really bad. We we need to like reevaluate 189 00:12:56,685 --> 00:13:00,245 Speaker 1: our lives. I think the dispute, as far as we 190 00:13:00,325 --> 00:13:04,285 Speaker 1: can tell, was never actually settled. They were just like, Okay, 191 00:13:04,005 --> 00:13:07,205 Speaker 1: they went on their marria, important things to deal with. Yeah, 192 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:10,765 Speaker 1: they were like, let's just not even worry about that anymore. Yeah, 193 00:13:10,765 --> 00:13:14,005 Speaker 1: that was just too horrific. Let's never speak of it again. 194 00:13:14,685 --> 00:13:16,605 Speaker 1: And you know, I can't say that I blame them, 195 00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:19,765 Speaker 1: but how we're talking about it right now? Silly poose, 196 00:13:20,765 --> 00:13:26,765 Speaker 1: silly poos. So so they have a word. So that 197 00:13:27,045 --> 00:13:32,445 Speaker 1: is the latrine disaster of Erfurt, Germany. I imagine building 198 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:38,365 Speaker 1: codes became more of a thing or not. Well they 199 00:13:38,405 --> 00:13:41,365 Speaker 1: we know they did at some point because it was 200 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:44,205 Speaker 1: because of this event. We don't know. No, all bathroom 201 00:13:44,245 --> 00:13:46,725 Speaker 1: codes is because of this event, or at least they're 202 00:13:46,765 --> 00:13:49,565 Speaker 1: not having a bunch of meetings with like a hundred 203 00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:55,685 Speaker 1: people above of swimming pool of excrement. Yeah that's a 204 00:13:55,725 --> 00:14:00,805 Speaker 1: good yeah, cancel. Well, I would like to just go 205 00:14:00,845 --> 00:14:04,765 Speaker 1: ahead and apologize for everyone for a you know, if 206 00:14:04,765 --> 00:14:07,885 Speaker 1: you were eating or something, be for struggling to get 207 00:14:07,885 --> 00:14:12,045 Speaker 1: through it because I haven't had my coffee yet, and see, 208 00:14:12,645 --> 00:14:15,685 Speaker 1: you know again for ruining your day. Yeah, literally, why 209 00:14:15,685 --> 00:14:17,805 Speaker 1: do you what do you choose that I'm gonna beat 210 00:14:17,805 --> 00:14:20,645 Speaker 1: you up? Okay, I know what coffee does? It helps 211 00:14:20,725 --> 00:14:23,365 Speaker 1: you poopy. We're gonna see that. I literally knew you 212 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:29,405 Speaker 1: were going to say that. I really all right, We'll 213 00:14:29,405 --> 00:14:36,805 Speaker 1: be right back. Okay, Well here we're back at Cadaver Gows. 214 00:14:37,165 --> 00:14:41,085 Speaker 1: We've all, you know, taken a moment to reflect and 215 00:14:41,845 --> 00:14:46,005 Speaker 1: move on from what Taylor was talking about. And you know, 216 00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:48,445 Speaker 1: when we were talking about this episode, we were like, 217 00:14:48,445 --> 00:14:50,445 Speaker 1: what would be a good thing to talk about, and 218 00:14:50,485 --> 00:14:53,365 Speaker 1: what we did come up with was, um, why the 219 00:14:53,405 --> 00:14:58,725 Speaker 1: fuck do American toilets suck so much? Okay, honestly, I 220 00:14:59,805 --> 00:15:02,565 Speaker 1: this is something I'm very passionate about because why do 221 00:15:02,605 --> 00:15:06,845 Speaker 1: people have to see me when I go? So this 222 00:15:06,925 --> 00:15:09,885 Speaker 1: is so I feel like all Europeans ask Americans this 223 00:15:10,205 --> 00:15:14,125 Speaker 1: and let me just we don't know, but Gabby hopefully 224 00:15:14,285 --> 00:15:17,725 Speaker 1: is going to tell us yeah, because basically the issue 225 00:15:17,845 --> 00:15:21,325 Speaker 1: is like our partitions fucking suck and there's like huge gaps, 226 00:15:21,845 --> 00:15:23,725 Speaker 1: you know, on either side, so you can like, you know, 227 00:15:23,805 --> 00:15:25,885 Speaker 1: look in Like I remember one time being at this 228 00:15:25,965 --> 00:15:28,125 Speaker 1: pizza place and I was just, you know, trying to 229 00:15:28,205 --> 00:15:30,125 Speaker 1: mind my own business and suddenly there's just like a 230 00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:34,285 Speaker 1: child's face staring at me while I was using the bathroom, 231 00:15:34,605 --> 00:15:37,245 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh no, because then I felt 232 00:15:37,285 --> 00:15:39,885 Speaker 1: like you're looking at me child? Is this like what? 233 00:15:40,325 --> 00:15:42,765 Speaker 1: It was? Terrible? That's like your worst nightmare. I have 234 00:15:42,885 --> 00:15:47,365 Speaker 1: seen many of vagina walking past bathroom stalls. You know, what, 235 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:51,485 Speaker 1: how how what are they doing? Are they? That's confusing 236 00:15:51,765 --> 00:15:54,765 Speaker 1: they're they're peeing, they're doing things, and then I've seen 237 00:15:54,925 --> 00:15:58,885 Speaker 1: you haven't seen their vagina, didn't I did my innocence eyeballs. 238 00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:02,005 Speaker 1: You know, they'll scan to see which bathroom stall is open, 239 00:16:02,445 --> 00:16:04,765 Speaker 1: and you know, I'll see someone gosh, I don't like 240 00:16:04,805 --> 00:16:08,125 Speaker 1: talking about. I'll see someone wipe, I'll see someone you know, 241 00:16:08,685 --> 00:16:11,405 Speaker 1: shake it off. I'll see someone change their pad. I mean, 242 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:15,645 Speaker 1: it's just truly, it's disgusting the amount of things I've seen. Yeah, 243 00:16:15,805 --> 00:16:18,085 Speaker 1: that's h and that's why you're wearing this hat to 244 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:21,525 Speaker 1: do because of all of your trauma. The hat covers 245 00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:26,045 Speaker 1: the trauma. How angry you were, but with your goober 246 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:30,445 Speaker 1: hat on ye take a picture to show everyone later. Okay, continue, 247 00:16:30,485 --> 00:16:32,805 Speaker 1: Gabby tell us why. Uh, Well, the thing is, I 248 00:16:32,885 --> 00:16:34,965 Speaker 1: did some research, but I feel like I didn't find 249 00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:39,365 Speaker 1: any definitive source that was able to say why this happened, 250 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,685 Speaker 1: like what was the origin of the toilets being like this? 251 00:16:41,805 --> 00:16:44,405 Speaker 1: But there's a lot of reasons that people suggest, like 252 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:49,925 Speaker 1: how it's convenient and handy. I was gonna say it's 253 00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,245 Speaker 1: because we're lazy, and don't I don't feel like doing 254 00:16:52,285 --> 00:16:55,685 Speaker 1: the exact measurements. Yeah, I feel like it's probably like 255 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:59,925 Speaker 1: a result of like being cheap and like capitalism and 256 00:17:00,005 --> 00:17:03,285 Speaker 1: like whatever. Also, it's on average. Here's I mean? That's 257 00:17:03,325 --> 00:17:06,725 Speaker 1: also interesting, Like public toilet facts is usually like the 258 00:17:06,805 --> 00:17:09,845 Speaker 1: average amount of stalls for women is four, but the 259 00:17:09,885 --> 00:17:13,965 Speaker 1: average amount of stalls for men's bathrooms is six. Why, 260 00:17:14,085 --> 00:17:17,645 Speaker 1: I know, no sense? I know, because like they have 261 00:17:17,725 --> 00:17:20,485 Speaker 1: the urinals and the whatevers, so it's kind of like 262 00:17:20,565 --> 00:17:24,205 Speaker 1: the dudes, they have like more stalls on average. Okay, upset, 263 00:17:24,285 --> 00:17:28,165 Speaker 1: that makes no sense. I know everybody can agree. Everyone 264 00:17:28,245 --> 00:17:32,565 Speaker 1: agree with us. Um, there's no world where somebody don't disagrees. 265 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:37,845 Speaker 1: I'm sure just saying men as somebody will tell us 266 00:17:37,885 --> 00:17:40,805 Speaker 1: that we, you know, disagree. You know, why why do 267 00:17:40,925 --> 00:17:42,845 Speaker 1: the doors not go all the way up to the 268 00:17:42,925 --> 00:17:47,765 Speaker 1: ceiling to give me pure privacy? Well, the reason is 269 00:17:47,885 --> 00:17:50,285 Speaker 1: again I couldn't exactly find the origin of this, but 270 00:17:50,365 --> 00:17:55,845 Speaker 1: I did find one list from a some experts, some 271 00:17:55,965 --> 00:17:59,365 Speaker 1: toilet partition experts, because it is the company that makes 272 00:17:59,405 --> 00:18:04,925 Speaker 1: toilet partitions for lows. Okay, can you imagine they're like, hey, 273 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:09,125 Speaker 1: what do you do? I'm a toilet partition expert. Hey, 274 00:18:09,285 --> 00:18:11,645 Speaker 1: I mean the toilet Okay, Also here's the thing about that. 275 00:18:11,645 --> 00:18:14,765 Speaker 1: In America, I would be like you're failing. Yeah, fuck you. 276 00:18:16,765 --> 00:18:20,125 Speaker 1: Actually toilets, like is it's a huge I mean, I 277 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:23,525 Speaker 1: think anything you'd say this, But toilets are also like 278 00:18:23,565 --> 00:18:27,005 Speaker 1: a big human rights issue too, because it's like the 279 00:18:27,165 --> 00:18:29,925 Speaker 1: UN in terms of the human rights they say, like 280 00:18:30,165 --> 00:18:33,525 Speaker 1: access to sanitary bathroom conditions should be a human right, 281 00:18:34,005 --> 00:18:36,645 Speaker 1: and there's like plenty of people, like two billion people 282 00:18:36,725 --> 00:18:39,925 Speaker 1: in the world who do not have access to sanitary toilets, 283 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:43,725 Speaker 1: and even the US they were estimating like two million 284 00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:48,565 Speaker 1: people don't have access to clean toilets. But then also 285 00:18:48,805 --> 00:18:52,125 Speaker 1: that's probably a gross underestimation because in twenty sixteen or 286 00:18:52,125 --> 00:18:55,765 Speaker 1: twenty seventeen they like took that question off of the census, 287 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:57,645 Speaker 1: because it used to be on the census with like 288 00:18:57,685 --> 00:19:01,245 Speaker 1: do you have access to a bathroom? But now they 289 00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:04,245 Speaker 1: took that off and so we just don't know. But 290 00:19:04,365 --> 00:19:06,085 Speaker 1: like most a lot of people in the US don't 291 00:19:06,085 --> 00:19:10,245 Speaker 1: have access to good bathrooms. So also fun fact, as 292 00:19:10,285 --> 00:19:12,365 Speaker 1: you do produce about one hundred pounds of poop a 293 00:19:12,445 --> 00:19:18,525 Speaker 1: year and one hundred forty pounds each year woo on average. Okay, 294 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:23,565 Speaker 1: so why do the bathroom suck this company that creates partitions. 295 00:19:23,605 --> 00:19:27,325 Speaker 1: They suggested several reasons why. One is that it is 296 00:19:27,365 --> 00:19:30,765 Speaker 1: easier to clean because you know, you can just like 297 00:19:30,885 --> 00:19:34,885 Speaker 1: take a mop underneath the bathroom. Also gets easy to 298 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:37,565 Speaker 1: clean the nooks and crannies of a bathroom when there 299 00:19:37,605 --> 00:19:42,925 Speaker 1: are no nooks and crannies, So yeah, you want to 300 00:19:43,045 --> 00:19:45,405 Speaker 1: clean the knooks and crannies, just take them away, Just 301 00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:51,245 Speaker 1: take them away. Another reason they suggested was emergency access. 302 00:19:51,245 --> 00:19:54,845 Speaker 1: You know, in case someone collapses in the toilet stall, 303 00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:58,365 Speaker 1: you can see that they're collapsed and you can save them. 304 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:03,645 Speaker 1: Because I'm sure that happens enough times that that matters. Well, yeah, 305 00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:07,485 Speaker 1: because think about it. In like bars, you know, people 306 00:20:07,525 --> 00:20:10,245 Speaker 1: will be getting drunk and getting sick or whatever. And 307 00:20:10,405 --> 00:20:16,445 Speaker 1: Taylor's like, from personal experience, there was one day I 308 00:20:16,525 --> 00:20:20,085 Speaker 1: was I was um this bar with this guy that 309 00:20:20,165 --> 00:20:22,965 Speaker 1: I was like dating at the time. Just so happened 310 00:20:23,005 --> 00:20:24,485 Speaker 1: that I was the only female there. It was like 311 00:20:24,485 --> 00:20:27,405 Speaker 1: they were on a lot of people there, and there 312 00:20:27,565 --> 00:20:29,925 Speaker 1: was like a bathroom attendant and she came out and 313 00:20:29,965 --> 00:20:32,645 Speaker 1: she was like, there's a girl who's not okay in here, 314 00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:35,245 Speaker 1: But like none of the guys that like were working 315 00:20:35,285 --> 00:20:37,325 Speaker 1: there they were all guys, and they were like, um, 316 00:20:37,365 --> 00:20:40,125 Speaker 1: we need a girl to like help. And so I 317 00:20:40,165 --> 00:20:43,885 Speaker 1: went in there and this girl I had to help 318 00:20:43,925 --> 00:20:47,405 Speaker 1: her to get up and get her issue in order. 319 00:20:48,405 --> 00:20:53,845 Speaker 1: And so that's Taylor being a good samaritan. I hear that. So, look, 320 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:56,805 Speaker 1: we can see when people are collapsed and you need 321 00:20:56,845 --> 00:21:01,005 Speaker 1: to uh, you know, save about safety, guys. That's what 322 00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:05,325 Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, that's why. So it is a deterrent 323 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:09,245 Speaker 1: to undesirable behavior, you know. I guess so like if 324 00:21:09,285 --> 00:21:11,485 Speaker 1: you're using the bathroom and someone can see you, maybe 325 00:21:11,485 --> 00:21:13,725 Speaker 1: you won't do your drugs or do your sex, or 326 00:21:14,365 --> 00:21:18,005 Speaker 1: you know, do whatever nefarious activities you might do. I 327 00:21:18,005 --> 00:21:20,965 Speaker 1: don't think that's stopping anyone. Well that's true too, because 328 00:21:21,005 --> 00:21:24,165 Speaker 1: in like twenty eighteen, there was like in like Pennsylvania 329 00:21:24,165 --> 00:21:25,725 Speaker 1: and a few other states they tried to do this 330 00:21:25,725 --> 00:21:28,205 Speaker 1: thing in bathrooms where they would light the bathrooms with 331 00:21:28,285 --> 00:21:31,125 Speaker 1: the blue light because they're hoping that would deter people 332 00:21:31,125 --> 00:21:33,925 Speaker 1: from like shooting up in like public bathrooms because you 333 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:36,085 Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to see your veins with the blue light. 334 00:21:36,765 --> 00:21:40,285 Speaker 1: But it didn't. That didn't actually like deter anyone from 335 00:21:40,605 --> 00:21:42,565 Speaker 1: you just haven't screw it up. Yeah, it just made 336 00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,405 Speaker 1: people mess up. So it's just sort of like it 337 00:21:44,485 --> 00:21:49,485 Speaker 1: became more unsafe. That seems obvious that that would have happened. Yeah. 338 00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:51,405 Speaker 1: I do think a blue light bathroom is kind of 339 00:21:51,565 --> 00:21:54,885 Speaker 1: sexier than a regular bathroom, you know. Or it's just 340 00:21:55,005 --> 00:21:57,525 Speaker 1: like a little freakier because it's like pit. Imagine going 341 00:21:57,525 --> 00:22:00,965 Speaker 1: to like like a rundown like kind of gas station 342 00:22:01,045 --> 00:22:05,485 Speaker 1: and like West Pennsylvania and like I'm gonna get kidnaped 343 00:22:06,405 --> 00:22:08,005 Speaker 1: or I would be like I'm gonna go gone girl 344 00:22:08,085 --> 00:22:12,125 Speaker 1: on this and like, you know, kill someone. Also, you know, 345 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:15,285 Speaker 1: it says it's a deterrent to undesirable behavior, but sadly 346 00:22:15,365 --> 00:22:17,805 Speaker 1: this does not deter people from talking to you through 347 00:22:17,845 --> 00:22:22,605 Speaker 1: the stalls about cryptocurrency, so you know that. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. 348 00:22:22,605 --> 00:22:24,525 Speaker 1: I will say one good thing about them is that 349 00:22:24,565 --> 00:22:27,045 Speaker 1: if you're out of toilet paper, someone can hand you 350 00:22:27,085 --> 00:22:30,005 Speaker 1: toilet paper easily. That's true. Yeah, And that is one 351 00:22:30,045 --> 00:22:33,645 Speaker 1: of the reasons they give. And they say these are reasons, 352 00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:35,805 Speaker 1: but I feel like most of these are just excuses, 353 00:22:36,325 --> 00:22:38,525 Speaker 1: you know, why we have these shitty partitions, Like because 354 00:22:38,565 --> 00:22:42,165 Speaker 1: like another one is like it's more affordable because it's 355 00:22:42,205 --> 00:22:45,885 Speaker 1: not an entire door, you know, yeah, like let's make 356 00:22:45,885 --> 00:22:49,245 Speaker 1: half a door, you know, save money. Anyway, Another reason 357 00:22:49,325 --> 00:22:51,925 Speaker 1: we have partitions, as they say, it's because of better 358 00:22:52,085 --> 00:22:55,885 Speaker 1: air circulation. You know, it's less stank in one space. 359 00:22:55,965 --> 00:23:04,645 Speaker 1: Instead it's like the same stank diluted across the whole stinks. 360 00:23:05,285 --> 00:23:07,165 Speaker 1: And the other thing they say is it keeps the 361 00:23:07,245 --> 00:23:09,925 Speaker 1: line moving because you know, you can see where people 362 00:23:09,965 --> 00:23:12,325 Speaker 1: are in the stall, and I'm just like, you know, 363 00:23:12,365 --> 00:23:14,245 Speaker 1: you're not just like banging on the door being like 364 00:23:14,325 --> 00:23:18,165 Speaker 1: are you in there? You know, which I think, Yeah, 365 00:23:18,325 --> 00:23:21,165 Speaker 1: these are excuses. The one they also say it could 366 00:23:21,205 --> 00:23:23,765 Speaker 1: be an escape route. You know, if you get locked 367 00:23:23,765 --> 00:23:26,725 Speaker 1: in the bathroom, you can you know, little snake yourself 368 00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:30,205 Speaker 1: underneath the toilet stall or whatever. And the only one 369 00:23:30,245 --> 00:23:33,925 Speaker 1: that seems maybe kind of believable, but I feel like 370 00:23:33,965 --> 00:23:37,645 Speaker 1: there's like you could maybe find even better solutions for 371 00:23:37,765 --> 00:23:41,445 Speaker 1: this is um it's an ADA compliance so that you 372 00:23:41,445 --> 00:23:44,285 Speaker 1: can fit a wheelchair and there's enough like foot room 373 00:23:44,405 --> 00:23:47,445 Speaker 1: for people to go inside. But at the same time, 374 00:23:47,445 --> 00:23:50,605 Speaker 1: it's like I do feel like the average stall you 375 00:23:50,685 --> 00:23:54,245 Speaker 1: still would not be able to fit a wheelchair. And yeah, 376 00:23:54,405 --> 00:23:56,525 Speaker 1: sometimes I struggle to fit in there. I mean, I'm 377 00:23:56,565 --> 00:23:59,725 Speaker 1: not the skinniest person in the world, but like like 378 00:23:59,805 --> 00:24:01,485 Speaker 1: you still like run into it, Like I don't want 379 00:24:01,485 --> 00:24:04,645 Speaker 1: to be touching the walls, but I'm like the door 380 00:24:04,725 --> 00:24:07,085 Speaker 1: always like hit me. And then there's usually a little 381 00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:09,325 Speaker 1: trash can on the side. So I feel like that's 382 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:12,165 Speaker 1: also an excuse because I feel like most of our 383 00:24:12,205 --> 00:24:15,085 Speaker 1: bathrooms aren't ad a compliant and there would be much 384 00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:18,845 Speaker 1: better solutions than you know, being able to like stick 385 00:24:18,885 --> 00:24:21,685 Speaker 1: your feet out underneath like the bottom of the stall 386 00:24:21,765 --> 00:24:25,445 Speaker 1: to be compliant. Anyway, So these are some of the 387 00:24:25,485 --> 00:24:30,325 Speaker 1: reasons that are suggested why we have shitty toilets. I'm mostly, 388 00:24:30,365 --> 00:24:33,885 Speaker 1: as I said, they feel like excuses. And you know, 389 00:24:33,885 --> 00:24:36,285 Speaker 1: if you're gonna poop one hundred pounds of poop a day, 390 00:24:36,525 --> 00:24:42,165 Speaker 1: not a day, year a year, I'm just saying, you know, 391 00:24:42,525 --> 00:24:46,445 Speaker 1: we obviously a bathroom is a big fixture of our lives, 392 00:24:46,645 --> 00:24:51,405 Speaker 1: so let's have better ones. So that's my little thing. 393 00:24:51,605 --> 00:24:55,685 Speaker 1: So Nika, for your sake, we're going to just transition 394 00:24:55,845 --> 00:24:59,485 Speaker 1: right into your story so that we can you know, 395 00:24:59,885 --> 00:25:03,885 Speaker 1: cleanse ourselves. I'm not even in the anymore, guys. Okay, 396 00:25:03,965 --> 00:25:09,885 Speaker 1: the day ourselves Okay, our episode's over. Don't feel like okay, okay, listen, 397 00:25:10,565 --> 00:25:19,645 Speaker 1: Oh fine, fine, fine, let me secure my Australian hat. Okay, crikey, mite, no, no, no, 398 00:25:20,205 --> 00:25:23,605 Speaker 1: isn't your story set in Spain? I don't see none 399 00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:27,765 Speaker 1: of your business? Crikey mate. Are you're ready for a 400 00:25:27,765 --> 00:25:34,605 Speaker 1: conversation leading to down Nanda? Sure, I'm wearing my Australian 401 00:25:34,645 --> 00:25:38,765 Speaker 1: hat and We're going to go to the year twenty 402 00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:45,685 Speaker 1: twenty one to Barcelona. Actually Australian will come later. Yes, 403 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:47,845 Speaker 1: So the year twenty twenty one. We all know and 404 00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:51,885 Speaker 1: love her, and we're going to a suburb in Barcelona 405 00:25:51,965 --> 00:25:59,405 Speaker 1: called Santa m Hm. It seems like Iowa, iowa, you know, 406 00:25:59,765 --> 00:26:01,365 Speaker 1: you know, I gott we just did it, but you know, 407 00:26:01,405 --> 00:26:03,325 Speaker 1: hope you pull go on like exchange or I like, yes, 408 00:26:03,405 --> 00:26:05,125 Speaker 1: I spent the time in Barna and I'm just like 409 00:26:05,685 --> 00:26:10,165 Speaker 1: literally shutty fu okay. Anyway, so it seems like one 410 00:26:10,285 --> 00:26:14,525 Speaker 1: I'm pop off. Sorry, I had to do it three times. Okay, 411 00:26:15,005 --> 00:26:17,205 Speaker 1: So it seems like the festive. That's not how we 412 00:26:17,245 --> 00:26:19,325 Speaker 1: did it in bar Okay. Sorry, I just I like, 413 00:26:19,445 --> 00:26:21,645 Speaker 1: I've met people like that and I'm good and it's 414 00:26:22,565 --> 00:26:25,525 Speaker 1: down don't you tell me to calm down? A man 415 00:26:25,605 --> 00:26:28,165 Speaker 1: told me to calm down this weekend, and I swear, 416 00:26:28,485 --> 00:26:32,285 Speaker 1: I swear I almost like made wolverine hands at him, 417 00:26:32,365 --> 00:26:35,605 Speaker 1: like my fucking knuckles almost like came out with bone 418 00:26:35,645 --> 00:26:39,485 Speaker 1: crushing talents. You know. So the festive people of this 419 00:26:39,645 --> 00:26:42,765 Speaker 1: town decided to erect a paper mache but a really 420 00:26:42,845 --> 00:26:49,405 Speaker 1: hard I literally a hard one. Someone someone is let 421 00:26:49,485 --> 00:26:52,765 Speaker 1: me read my outline and peace. They decided to erect 422 00:26:53,205 --> 00:26:56,285 Speaker 1: a paper mache dinosaur statue. And what's weird is that 423 00:26:56,285 --> 00:26:58,405 Speaker 1: I thought paper mache was not hard, But I guess 424 00:26:58,485 --> 00:27:01,525 Speaker 1: you can make it really hard. Just depends on you know, 425 00:27:02,445 --> 00:27:07,045 Speaker 1: your luck. Yes, you can make any hard if you try. Okay, stop. 426 00:27:07,165 --> 00:27:10,685 Speaker 1: So a dinosaur statue, and it seems like they did 427 00:27:10,765 --> 00:27:13,525 Speaker 1: this because they were advertising an old movie theater, but 428 00:27:13,805 --> 00:27:18,445 Speaker 1: you know they're the stegosaurus was hard, you know, arrested, 429 00:27:18,925 --> 00:27:22,885 Speaker 1: throwing us in the public square advertising goods and services. Okay, 430 00:27:23,485 --> 00:27:25,845 Speaker 1: So it seems like there's a park near where this 431 00:27:26,085 --> 00:27:29,725 Speaker 1: dinosaur was positioned because a father and his son went 432 00:27:29,925 --> 00:27:33,245 Speaker 1: to their usual play area and they noticed a horrible 433 00:27:33,325 --> 00:27:38,965 Speaker 1: smell coming from the dinosaur. Now, my first thought is 434 00:27:39,085 --> 00:27:40,805 Speaker 1: was this a Jurassic Park situation, you know, was a 435 00:27:40,845 --> 00:27:45,245 Speaker 1: dinosare partially alive or defrosting. Maybe No, it turns out 436 00:27:45,285 --> 00:27:47,765 Speaker 1: there was the body of a man inside of the dinosaur. 437 00:27:47,885 --> 00:27:55,085 Speaker 1: Oh my god, no decomposing. Oh no, gus is traumatized. 438 00:27:55,805 --> 00:28:00,765 Speaker 1: Oh poor guys, I'm worrying us. Okay, So the father 439 00:28:01,005 --> 00:28:03,725 Speaker 1: obviously called the police immediately, while the son did nothing 440 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:07,005 Speaker 1: to help, as children do. And the police, you know, 441 00:28:07,165 --> 00:28:09,405 Speaker 1: get there and they have to cut open the dinosaur's 442 00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:12,645 Speaker 1: legs to get the guy out. And the running theory 443 00:28:12,765 --> 00:28:16,005 Speaker 1: at the moment is that this man's phone fell into 444 00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:18,565 Speaker 1: the dinosaur and so he jumped in to try to 445 00:28:18,645 --> 00:28:21,285 Speaker 1: get it and then could not escape. And his family 446 00:28:21,365 --> 00:28:24,085 Speaker 1: actually reported him missing a few hours after he became 447 00:28:24,125 --> 00:28:26,965 Speaker 1: stuck in the dinosaur, but it was too late, and 448 00:28:27,045 --> 00:28:30,045 Speaker 1: they haven't figured out the cause, or maybe just haven't 449 00:28:30,045 --> 00:28:33,325 Speaker 1: shared the cause yet. But upon initial examination, there was 450 00:28:33,405 --> 00:28:35,805 Speaker 1: no evidence of foul play or violence or you know, 451 00:28:36,205 --> 00:28:39,605 Speaker 1: no mafia's kind of sticking someone inside of a statue 452 00:28:39,645 --> 00:28:42,405 Speaker 1: of the dinosaur. So it's probably just suffocation from being 453 00:28:42,445 --> 00:28:45,805 Speaker 1: in such a tight space. As my very non scientific 454 00:28:46,405 --> 00:28:49,325 Speaker 1: opinion on the subject matter, Well, how did he get 455 00:28:49,405 --> 00:28:51,885 Speaker 1: in the dinosaur. I guess at the top there was 456 00:28:51,925 --> 00:28:54,205 Speaker 1: like an opening where his phone fell and then he 457 00:28:54,405 --> 00:28:57,685 Speaker 1: dove in to get it. You know, Oh no, I 458 00:28:57,765 --> 00:29:00,365 Speaker 1: would do that too, though, Like I definitely feel like 459 00:29:00,565 --> 00:29:02,925 Speaker 1: because there's also all those stories about, you know, how 460 00:29:03,045 --> 00:29:05,245 Speaker 1: people have died while texting or like trying to get 461 00:29:05,325 --> 00:29:08,845 Speaker 1: us selfie and like, I think my favorite was there's 462 00:29:08,845 --> 00:29:12,885 Speaker 1: this guy and like, uh, your favorite my favorite death, 463 00:29:13,965 --> 00:29:17,845 Speaker 1: my favorite mariner man was like this guy was trying 464 00:29:17,885 --> 00:29:22,245 Speaker 1: to reenact a scene from his favorite musical and it 465 00:29:22,365 --> 00:29:25,045 Speaker 1: was like running along a train, but then he ran 466 00:29:25,485 --> 00:29:27,685 Speaker 1: into the train and got killed by the train while 467 00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:30,965 Speaker 1: he was trying to film this. So I mean, I 468 00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:34,165 Speaker 1: totally understand. I mean phone, Like I'm obsessed with my phone, 469 00:29:34,205 --> 00:29:36,485 Speaker 1: so I understand diving into a dinosaur to get it. 470 00:29:36,965 --> 00:29:40,445 Speaker 1: These things happened, and honestly, like you wouldn't think, you know, 471 00:29:40,645 --> 00:29:43,605 Speaker 1: going down to a dinosaur statue to get my phone 472 00:29:43,725 --> 00:29:46,405 Speaker 1: is like a crazy dangerous thing, like oh, just going 473 00:29:46,525 --> 00:29:49,965 Speaker 1: into the stagastaurus and get my phone. But alas he 474 00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:54,965 Speaker 1: struggled and did not go out alive. Damn that sucks too, 475 00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:57,245 Speaker 1: because I feel like the people who with the theater 476 00:29:57,325 --> 00:29:59,405 Speaker 1: who got this day? Who made this dagosaurus? Like they 477 00:29:59,445 --> 00:30:02,405 Speaker 1: thought it would be a really compelling marketing campaign. Oh yeah, 478 00:30:02,445 --> 00:30:06,325 Speaker 1: and that sub that sucks. Yeah. And I also so 479 00:30:06,485 --> 00:30:08,645 Speaker 1: as there was obviously not a lot of information on 480 00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:11,165 Speaker 1: this death, but as I was looking at videos and 481 00:30:11,165 --> 00:30:14,485 Speaker 1: stuff and the sun the Terrible Tabloid posted a video 482 00:30:14,645 --> 00:30:19,445 Speaker 1: montage of different cuts like film of the stegosaurus and 483 00:30:19,525 --> 00:30:21,885 Speaker 1: it's like half open leg and roses on the open 484 00:30:21,965 --> 00:30:24,365 Speaker 1: leg where the man was. And I was like, wow, 485 00:30:24,445 --> 00:30:27,405 Speaker 1: this is very very twin peaks of them, like literally 486 00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:30,445 Speaker 1: no sound, just like different cuts of the stegosaurus, and 487 00:30:30,485 --> 00:30:33,565 Speaker 1: it was just very creepy and ominous, and I don't know, 488 00:30:33,645 --> 00:30:35,525 Speaker 1: it just doesn't seem like a great place to die. 489 00:30:36,325 --> 00:30:38,845 Speaker 1: But yeah, so that's the story. But I actually found 490 00:30:38,925 --> 00:30:43,965 Speaker 1: another story of a dinosaur attack, only this time I know, 491 00:30:44,285 --> 00:30:48,325 Speaker 1: I know more Dino's, but it's a modern dino, the Cassowari. 492 00:30:49,165 --> 00:30:58,165 Speaker 1: And no, no, okay, listen, So the Cassowari I have 493 00:30:58,485 --> 00:31:00,965 Speaker 1: an intimate relationship with it. So if you don't know 494 00:31:01,005 --> 00:31:03,365 Speaker 1: what a cassawari is, listen to me. Because I used 495 00:31:03,405 --> 00:31:09,045 Speaker 1: to live knots hat say it get dimite? So this 496 00:31:09,285 --> 00:31:14,165 Speaker 1: is an authentic accent. Yes, honestly, I actually is because 497 00:31:14,245 --> 00:31:19,405 Speaker 1: I spent my from first grade through fourth grade or 498 00:31:19,485 --> 00:31:22,685 Speaker 1: fifth grade in Australia, so that's really like formative years 499 00:31:23,405 --> 00:31:26,245 Speaker 1: in Brisbane and in Perth, in two places, and I 500 00:31:26,365 --> 00:31:29,005 Speaker 1: like literally never got an accent, which is really ridiculous 501 00:31:29,085 --> 00:31:31,565 Speaker 1: and sad. I could have had a really hot Australian accent, 502 00:31:31,645 --> 00:31:33,605 Speaker 1: but I didn't. You have your own accent, and I 503 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:36,685 Speaker 1: love it. You know, it's the accent of a goddess. 504 00:31:36,765 --> 00:31:40,525 Speaker 1: What can I say? Okay, So I used to obviously, 505 00:31:40,525 --> 00:31:42,045 Speaker 1: I used to live there, and I had the pleasure 506 00:31:42,085 --> 00:31:45,205 Speaker 1: of meeting one of these terrifying beings up close. Now, 507 00:31:45,325 --> 00:31:48,325 Speaker 1: the castawari is a bird with major ties to the 508 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:52,285 Speaker 1: dinosaur mafia. So they are descendants of the dinosaur lineage actually, 509 00:31:52,925 --> 00:31:56,605 Speaker 1: and apparently most birds are, but cassowaris have like the 510 00:31:56,925 --> 00:32:01,525 Speaker 1: most kind of attributes that are from our ancient dinosaurs, 511 00:32:02,005 --> 00:32:06,005 Speaker 1: and so they can grow to be seven feet tall. Damn, 512 00:32:06,405 --> 00:32:10,485 Speaker 1: that is very very tall. Um. Yeah, and female can 513 00:32:10,645 --> 00:32:15,285 Speaker 1: weigh up to one hundred and sixty eight pounds a 514 00:32:15,405 --> 00:32:18,405 Speaker 1: giant ostrich but not an ostrich. Yeah, that's more than 515 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:21,725 Speaker 1: that's like taller than than me and weighing how many 516 00:32:22,125 --> 00:32:26,405 Speaker 1: it would kill me? Well, I mean I am five four, 517 00:32:26,725 --> 00:32:28,725 Speaker 1: so yeah, like one and a half of me, which 518 00:32:28,805 --> 00:32:31,765 Speaker 1: is pretty insane. Damn. I feel bad because I feel 519 00:32:31,805 --> 00:32:34,365 Speaker 1: like over the pandemic, I gained a bunch of weight 520 00:32:34,445 --> 00:32:36,165 Speaker 1: and I was at one sixty eight, but I was 521 00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:39,925 Speaker 1: only at like five eight instead of seven foot. You know, 522 00:32:41,285 --> 00:32:46,005 Speaker 1: that's my goal demand honestly feet tall, one sixty eight, 523 00:32:46,325 --> 00:32:49,805 Speaker 1: be a giant woman. I love it. Okay, so um, 524 00:32:49,925 --> 00:32:52,485 Speaker 1: they don't fly, and they have these insane claws with 525 00:32:52,645 --> 00:32:55,405 Speaker 1: like talons on the end and scales all around them 526 00:32:55,805 --> 00:32:59,565 Speaker 1: and their next and yes me and my acrylic nails, 527 00:32:59,805 --> 00:33:02,165 Speaker 1: and their necks and their heads are usually pretty colorful. 528 00:33:02,165 --> 00:33:04,685 Speaker 1: And they have some gobble gobble like a turkey, um, 529 00:33:04,885 --> 00:33:07,005 Speaker 1: the kind of neck fat. I don't know what that's called. 530 00:33:07,125 --> 00:33:09,725 Speaker 1: I've never seen this. I need to look. Oh my gosh, 531 00:33:09,925 --> 00:33:11,645 Speaker 1: I'll send you a picture. They're pretty terrifying. Or you 532 00:33:11,645 --> 00:33:13,325 Speaker 1: should look it up right now, look it up, and 533 00:33:13,365 --> 00:33:16,925 Speaker 1: I want to hear your reaction. Okay, imagine this standing 534 00:33:16,965 --> 00:33:22,405 Speaker 1: over you see seven feet tall? Bitch? Yeah, oh my gosh. 535 00:33:22,485 --> 00:33:26,885 Speaker 1: There's this one picture and it is like head on 536 00:33:27,365 --> 00:33:30,085 Speaker 1: and it's got it's big open and it looks like 537 00:33:30,165 --> 00:33:33,045 Speaker 1: it's yelling at you. It's scary mad, and it also 538 00:33:33,245 --> 00:33:36,525 Speaker 1: has The Cassawari also has this like helmet on top 539 00:33:36,565 --> 00:33:38,205 Speaker 1: of their heads that looks kind of like a mohawk 540 00:33:38,285 --> 00:33:40,045 Speaker 1: and it's called a cast and it's very hard and 541 00:33:40,125 --> 00:33:43,645 Speaker 1: they use it to like butt things open. Basically, it 542 00:33:43,765 --> 00:33:46,045 Speaker 1: looks like that one dinosaur is what is the one 543 00:33:46,085 --> 00:33:48,725 Speaker 1: that has that thing? It does look like a dinosaur. Also, 544 00:33:48,805 --> 00:33:50,805 Speaker 1: one of my favorite things about the cassowaries is actually 545 00:33:50,885 --> 00:33:54,845 Speaker 1: the male takes care of the babies. So, you know, 546 00:33:56,525 --> 00:33:58,965 Speaker 1: my family and I we went to the Sydney Zoo 547 00:33:59,005 --> 00:34:00,885 Speaker 1: once and my brother was face to face with a 548 00:34:00,925 --> 00:34:03,485 Speaker 1: cassawari with like nothing between them but just like a 549 00:34:03,565 --> 00:34:07,685 Speaker 1: flimsy metal fence, and the cassowari like tried to, um, 550 00:34:08,085 --> 00:34:11,085 Speaker 1: what do you call pig? I don't know how to say. Yeah, 551 00:34:11,125 --> 00:34:13,245 Speaker 1: like peck at him, Yeah, like peck at him and 552 00:34:13,405 --> 00:34:16,085 Speaker 1: like went straight for his like eyeball. And my brother 553 00:34:16,205 --> 00:34:18,165 Speaker 1: got so scared and started crying. And it was really 554 00:34:18,205 --> 00:34:21,085 Speaker 1: really funny. That's funny, you're like my brother my brother 555 00:34:21,165 --> 00:34:24,845 Speaker 1: almost lost it. It was hilarious, but um, they actually yeah, 556 00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:27,765 Speaker 1: they can be really dangerous and in fact, yes they 557 00:34:27,805 --> 00:34:30,285 Speaker 1: have killed someone. Now guess where we're going, guys, just 558 00:34:30,405 --> 00:34:34,285 Speaker 1: like out of curiosity, guess the exotic animal back steak 559 00:34:34,365 --> 00:34:42,205 Speaker 1: house close Florida gains so also out back steak I 560 00:34:42,245 --> 00:34:46,485 Speaker 1: mean literally. So this seventy five year old man from Gainesville, 561 00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:50,885 Speaker 1: Florida was killed by a cassawari in twenty nineteen. Apparently 562 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:55,485 Speaker 1: he fell near its enclosure and the cassawari attacked him 563 00:34:55,725 --> 00:34:57,925 Speaker 1: and he was rushed to a hospital but kind of 564 00:34:58,005 --> 00:35:00,725 Speaker 1: died shortly kind of died. He died kind of shortly 565 00:35:00,845 --> 00:35:03,685 Speaker 1: after from the talents puncture wounds and cuts, and it 566 00:35:03,765 --> 00:35:07,045 Speaker 1: seems like he fell enclosure and called nine to one 567 00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:09,325 Speaker 1: one and just asked for help and ask for help, 568 00:35:09,405 --> 00:35:12,885 Speaker 1: and so they were obviously rushed to go help him. 569 00:35:13,285 --> 00:35:15,845 Speaker 1: Then they actually received another nine one one call with 570 00:35:15,965 --> 00:35:18,045 Speaker 1: the neighbors were like, he's being attacked by his bird 571 00:35:18,645 --> 00:35:20,965 Speaker 1: and so yeah, by the time that they took him 572 00:35:21,005 --> 00:35:23,885 Speaker 1: to the hospital, he was he was kind of the honor, 573 00:35:24,045 --> 00:35:28,205 Speaker 1: which is we are are awful. It's so scary. Yeah, 574 00:35:28,405 --> 00:35:31,285 Speaker 1: so obviously you don't find these roaming around in Florida, thankfully, 575 00:35:31,325 --> 00:35:33,405 Speaker 1: it seems like he was a castovarian breeder and also 576 00:35:33,485 --> 00:35:37,765 Speaker 1: like a breeder of other exotic animals and castamaris. I mean, listen, 577 00:35:38,005 --> 00:35:44,205 Speaker 1: they're according to Google, they're pretty shy, like usually when 578 00:35:44,285 --> 00:35:46,565 Speaker 1: you find them in nature, it's like, you know, deep 579 00:35:46,805 --> 00:35:49,325 Speaker 1: in a jungle kind of setting, because I know they're 580 00:35:49,325 --> 00:35:51,845 Speaker 1: from Papua New Guinea and they're also from Australia, so 581 00:35:52,245 --> 00:35:55,645 Speaker 1: they're they'll like leave if they see humans. But when 582 00:35:55,725 --> 00:35:58,645 Speaker 1: they become threatened or if they're scared and it's like 583 00:35:58,685 --> 00:36:00,285 Speaker 1: a fight or flight moment and they decided a fight, 584 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:07,565 Speaker 1: they can obviously be very very deadly and attack very easily. 585 00:36:07,605 --> 00:36:09,885 Speaker 1: And again it's a seven foot, you know, one sixty 586 00:36:09,965 --> 00:36:13,605 Speaker 1: pound basically a dinosaur kind of attacking you and hurting you. 587 00:36:13,765 --> 00:36:16,445 Speaker 1: And obviously that is exactly what happened to this man. 588 00:36:16,965 --> 00:36:18,965 Speaker 1: And also one of the strangest things about all of 589 00:36:19,045 --> 00:36:21,565 Speaker 1: this is the fact that a week after he died, 590 00:36:21,965 --> 00:36:25,045 Speaker 1: all of his animals, including the killer Cassawari, went up 591 00:36:25,085 --> 00:36:28,445 Speaker 1: for auction at an exotic live animal sale. And according 592 00:36:28,485 --> 00:36:31,405 Speaker 1: to the exotic animal auctioneers, this is a direct quote. 593 00:36:31,645 --> 00:36:35,845 Speaker 1: It's what he would have wanted. Okay, so well, here's 594 00:36:35,885 --> 00:36:40,365 Speaker 1: to Florida. All Right, guys, we're gonna take a little 595 00:36:40,405 --> 00:36:42,005 Speaker 1: break and then we're going to talk about a subject 596 00:36:42,085 --> 00:36:44,125 Speaker 1: that is ever so slightly relevant to what we just 597 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:46,685 Speaker 1: talked about and maybe not anyway, we'll be right back 598 00:36:46,725 --> 00:36:53,725 Speaker 1: by h Okay, guys, we're back with cadaver Gals. We 599 00:36:53,845 --> 00:36:56,685 Speaker 1: got one little last part and it's gonna be stilly 600 00:36:56,765 --> 00:37:00,325 Speaker 1: as fuck because Nico's talking about how birds, you know, 601 00:37:00,525 --> 00:37:06,605 Speaker 1: direct descendants of the dinosaurs. Well, I want cry but 602 00:37:07,325 --> 00:37:11,245 Speaker 1: cadaver Gals is your source for all of your gator news. 603 00:37:11,845 --> 00:37:15,645 Speaker 1: So I wanted to dive into a subject of it's 604 00:37:15,725 --> 00:37:21,285 Speaker 1: the crocs versus the dinosaurs, Okay, because here's the thing. 605 00:37:22,285 --> 00:37:27,765 Speaker 1: Crocs they they're survivors. Okay. Crocs have been around for 606 00:37:28,005 --> 00:37:31,925 Speaker 1: like two hundred and forty million years and they survived 607 00:37:32,005 --> 00:37:35,165 Speaker 1: the Katy extinction event where the dinosaurs like did not, 608 00:37:35,525 --> 00:37:39,765 Speaker 1: so fucking losers, right wow. But I was thinking about, 609 00:37:39,885 --> 00:37:42,325 Speaker 1: like I want to make a movie instead of like 610 00:37:42,485 --> 00:37:46,205 Speaker 1: alien versus Predator, I want to make dinosaur versus crocodile. 611 00:37:46,565 --> 00:37:50,765 Speaker 1: So I was thinking back in the day with the dinosaurs, 612 00:37:50,805 --> 00:37:53,245 Speaker 1: you know, like sixty five million years ago or whatever, 613 00:37:54,165 --> 00:37:57,485 Speaker 1: like who would have won was it the crocs or 614 00:37:57,685 --> 00:38:00,885 Speaker 1: was it the dinosaurs? Well, I think that that has 615 00:38:00,925 --> 00:38:04,485 Speaker 1: been answered because all the dinosaurs are dead. But if 616 00:38:04,525 --> 00:38:07,845 Speaker 1: we're just like, you know, dino versus croc not including extinction, 617 00:38:08,085 --> 00:38:11,605 Speaker 1: I really think the dino would win. Yeah, like without 618 00:38:11,685 --> 00:38:15,365 Speaker 1: the like asteroid. Yeah, component like who would have won? 619 00:38:15,685 --> 00:38:17,885 Speaker 1: You know, who would have been because at the time 620 00:38:17,925 --> 00:38:21,085 Speaker 1: you know they lived obviously in uh they both were 621 00:38:21,245 --> 00:38:24,045 Speaker 1: around doing their own thing or whatever. But there is 622 00:38:24,085 --> 00:38:28,045 Speaker 1: actually two of these enormous crocodiles. I here's the thing though, 623 00:38:28,045 --> 00:38:30,405 Speaker 1: too about crocs the shoes. I feel like that puts 624 00:38:30,485 --> 00:38:34,045 Speaker 1: this disrespect on the name of crocodile. Come from what 625 00:38:34,805 --> 00:38:38,925 Speaker 1: I'm just saying. Crocs like in style? Ah, I know 626 00:38:39,125 --> 00:38:42,725 Speaker 1: they were they ever in style? No? No, but no, no, no, okay. 627 00:38:42,925 --> 00:38:45,405 Speaker 1: First of all, it depends on where you are, because 628 00:38:45,525 --> 00:38:48,445 Speaker 1: in Colombia they're very popular. In fact, whenever I go 629 00:38:48,485 --> 00:38:50,645 Speaker 1: to visit Colombia, my all of my relatives are like, 630 00:38:50,725 --> 00:38:52,645 Speaker 1: bring me some crocs, as if they're like so cheap here, 631 00:38:52,685 --> 00:38:55,285 Speaker 1: They're clearly not. They're back in style now. People have 632 00:38:55,405 --> 00:38:58,525 Speaker 1: them in like cute prints like cow print or her 633 00:38:58,605 --> 00:39:01,725 Speaker 1: moo print or um. Like there's one of prints of 634 00:39:01,765 --> 00:39:03,965 Speaker 1: strawberries and people like that a lot. I don't know. 635 00:39:04,045 --> 00:39:06,445 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have gen z tom me to wear crocs. 636 00:39:06,805 --> 00:39:10,685 Speaker 1: You know, I'm a little bit, a little bit what 637 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:13,765 Speaker 1: do you call that word when you're tempted? Crocs are 638 00:39:13,845 --> 00:39:17,965 Speaker 1: my temptress. I'm a little ton dead to get some. Actually, 639 00:39:18,045 --> 00:39:20,005 Speaker 1: they're super comfy. I hate to say it. I hate 640 00:39:20,005 --> 00:39:23,565 Speaker 1: to say it. Okay, here's a big croc. Let me 641 00:39:23,645 --> 00:39:28,285 Speaker 1: tell you about it. Sarcas sucus. Okay, so these crocs 642 00:39:28,685 --> 00:39:31,565 Speaker 1: they lived in some fresh ass water and they could 643 00:39:31,685 --> 00:39:35,765 Speaker 1: easily conceal themselves under the surface of the water. And 644 00:39:35,925 --> 00:39:39,325 Speaker 1: you know what, these daddies were big as fuck. I'm 645 00:39:39,365 --> 00:39:42,005 Speaker 1: me tell you how big they were. They could be 646 00:39:42,205 --> 00:39:49,125 Speaker 1: forty feet long and eight tons. Oh my, that's like, um, 647 00:39:49,485 --> 00:39:53,765 Speaker 1: that's like many of me. That's every single nika staffed 648 00:39:53,805 --> 00:39:57,485 Speaker 1: on top of all the other. But okay, think about 649 00:39:57,485 --> 00:39:59,685 Speaker 1: it in terms of like football field, how it's I mean, 650 00:39:59,725 --> 00:40:04,485 Speaker 1: it's not a football field, no, but liken't I can't 651 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:08,885 Speaker 1: even bring my it'd be like seven nicas. Basically that's 652 00:40:09,045 --> 00:40:11,805 Speaker 1: very long. That's a lot of yeah. And so they 653 00:40:11,885 --> 00:40:14,125 Speaker 1: also the thing about them is they grew very slowly 654 00:40:14,165 --> 00:40:17,405 Speaker 1: throughout their life. So what like an older sarcasucus would 655 00:40:17,405 --> 00:40:20,325 Speaker 1: be like super big or whatever, but a young one 656 00:40:20,365 --> 00:40:22,965 Speaker 1: would be A young buck would be like a much smaller. 657 00:40:23,045 --> 00:40:24,845 Speaker 1: So that's kind of how you could determine their age. 658 00:40:26,205 --> 00:40:29,085 Speaker 1: Imagine if the asteroid would have never happened, we could 659 00:40:29,165 --> 00:40:32,285 Speaker 1: be riding them like buses, you know, and then they 660 00:40:32,365 --> 00:40:34,405 Speaker 1: would you know, say thank you, and we would give 661 00:40:34,445 --> 00:40:37,525 Speaker 1: them little, you know, meat in exchange for the bus fare, 662 00:40:37,885 --> 00:40:40,725 Speaker 1: and we could all, you know, wear animal pelts and 663 00:40:41,045 --> 00:40:46,605 Speaker 1: just be in nature. Are we just one in exist? Yeah? Probably, 664 00:40:46,605 --> 00:40:49,845 Speaker 1: because like I mean, it was like the terrible lizard 665 00:40:49,965 --> 00:40:53,685 Speaker 1: is what dinosaur means. And I don't think early humans 666 00:40:53,765 --> 00:40:57,885 Speaker 1: could have necessarily taken on the early lizards. I mean, 667 00:40:57,965 --> 00:41:02,205 Speaker 1: I guess we're kind of smarter than the lizards, but yeah, 668 00:41:02,325 --> 00:41:07,325 Speaker 1: I don't know, bigger and scarier and dangerous whatever whenever 669 00:41:07,645 --> 00:41:11,205 Speaker 1: they honestly hard, perdier, whenever I put on my stroll. Yeah, hat, 670 00:41:11,405 --> 00:41:13,405 Speaker 1: I just want to be one with nature. So that's 671 00:41:13,445 --> 00:41:16,245 Speaker 1: just what I'm saying. I'm sorry. She's like, I'm gonna 672 00:41:16,285 --> 00:41:20,045 Speaker 1: go to the park later. Yeah, I'm gonna hold a 673 00:41:20,165 --> 00:41:25,245 Speaker 1: ladybug in my hand. But here's the thing about the sarkasucus. Okay, they, 674 00:41:25,405 --> 00:41:27,525 Speaker 1: as I was saying, they could just like hide underneath 675 00:41:27,565 --> 00:41:29,485 Speaker 1: the water and they could just spring out and be 676 00:41:29,565 --> 00:41:34,525 Speaker 1: like and there's this guy who like he determined the 677 00:41:34,605 --> 00:41:37,525 Speaker 1: strength of their jaws and basically he was able to 678 00:41:37,645 --> 00:41:39,845 Speaker 1: crush through like a chain and like a really thick 679 00:41:40,005 --> 00:41:42,165 Speaker 1: chain with their jaws. With their jaws were very strong 680 00:41:42,725 --> 00:41:44,845 Speaker 1: and it could just like chop all the way through you. 681 00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:49,565 Speaker 1: It could chomp through seven nikos probably, you know. But 682 00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:52,725 Speaker 1: sadly about these ones, they were saying that they probably 683 00:41:52,805 --> 00:41:56,685 Speaker 1: didn't eat dinosaurs that much, like they could potentially, but 684 00:41:56,805 --> 00:41:59,205 Speaker 1: because there's yeah, I mean, it's just because like their 685 00:41:59,285 --> 00:42:02,205 Speaker 1: snout was so long. They were suggesting that it probably 686 00:42:02,285 --> 00:42:05,245 Speaker 1: just ate a lot of fish and turtles, you know. 687 00:42:05,845 --> 00:42:08,565 Speaker 1: So basically it was just like if you would do 688 00:42:08,645 --> 00:42:10,965 Speaker 1: the diet of the sarkasucus, it was definitely on like 689 00:42:11,045 --> 00:42:14,205 Speaker 1: a grazing diet or like you know, five small meals 690 00:42:14,245 --> 00:42:16,405 Speaker 1: a day diet. So he probably kept it like tight, 691 00:42:16,765 --> 00:42:22,485 Speaker 1: you know, yeah, in his belly. So but they could 692 00:42:22,525 --> 00:42:25,205 Speaker 1: have they could have chomped through a dinosaur. Well why 693 00:42:25,245 --> 00:42:29,125 Speaker 1: do they die then? If they're so badass. Mum. You know, 694 00:42:29,245 --> 00:42:34,525 Speaker 1: they evolved into smaller to be smaller. I guess you know, 695 00:42:34,605 --> 00:42:37,485 Speaker 1: there probably wasn't enough turtles, Like it was probably hard 696 00:42:37,525 --> 00:42:39,525 Speaker 1: to feed, Like you're if you're that big, it's kind 697 00:42:39,525 --> 00:42:42,245 Speaker 1: of like hard to feed yourself. I are efficient. There's 698 00:42:42,285 --> 00:42:44,885 Speaker 1: probably some Florida exotic animal owner that has one in 699 00:42:45,005 --> 00:42:48,765 Speaker 1: his backyard lake. Here's my sarcas sucus. I hope that 700 00:42:48,805 --> 00:42:51,845 Speaker 1: would be scary. They really do need to eat a 701 00:42:51,925 --> 00:42:55,525 Speaker 1: lot of food. This is a weird kind of crocodile. Yep, 702 00:42:55,845 --> 00:42:59,365 Speaker 1: the sarcas sucus. But here's the thing. Okay, so they 703 00:42:59,445 --> 00:43:02,365 Speaker 1: could they didn't not likely eat dinosaurs, but there was 704 00:43:02,445 --> 00:43:09,325 Speaker 1: an even bigger fat daddy which was called a dinasucus. Okay, okay, 705 00:43:10,085 --> 00:43:13,125 Speaker 1: So the dinasucus that was another sort of like that 706 00:43:13,245 --> 00:43:18,285 Speaker 1: one is the direct grand pappie of the alligator, like 707 00:43:18,365 --> 00:43:24,285 Speaker 1: the American alligator. Okay, and this dude he could chomp 708 00:43:24,405 --> 00:43:27,485 Speaker 1: chomp down on all the batties, like all the therapods. 709 00:43:27,565 --> 00:43:30,365 Speaker 1: So they're thinking, like, so the therapods would be like 710 00:43:30,925 --> 00:43:32,645 Speaker 1: you know, like kind of like your t rex would 711 00:43:32,725 --> 00:43:34,845 Speaker 1: kind of be the biggest one. But they were saying, like, yeah, 712 00:43:34,965 --> 00:43:38,405 Speaker 1: it really did seem like these dudes did eat dinosaurs, 713 00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:41,245 Speaker 1: like it is pretty likely. But these were also, you know, 714 00:43:41,405 --> 00:43:45,965 Speaker 1: similar size to the sarcasucus, but they had like broader 715 00:43:47,165 --> 00:43:49,965 Speaker 1: chompers so instead of kind of this like narrow snout 716 00:43:50,365 --> 00:43:53,485 Speaker 1: and so they had even more force. So it seemed 717 00:43:53,605 --> 00:43:55,565 Speaker 1: very likely that they could, like, you know, a therapod 718 00:43:55,645 --> 00:43:57,365 Speaker 1: would be like going over to the lake to maybe 719 00:43:57,405 --> 00:44:00,125 Speaker 1: get some you know, get a little fish snack or something, 720 00:44:00,445 --> 00:44:02,965 Speaker 1: but then this batty would just jump at them, grab 721 00:44:03,085 --> 00:44:05,325 Speaker 1: them and then kind of like crocodiles today, they do 722 00:44:05,525 --> 00:44:08,085 Speaker 1: the thing which is the death roll where they take 723 00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:10,325 Speaker 1: their prey and then they spend really fast that kind 724 00:44:10,325 --> 00:44:12,685 Speaker 1: of like shreds up the prey or like rips it 725 00:44:12,765 --> 00:44:15,605 Speaker 1: slims off, and so you know, they're kind of doing 726 00:44:15,645 --> 00:44:18,965 Speaker 1: the same method that they did like sixty to seventy 727 00:44:19,005 --> 00:44:22,245 Speaker 1: million years ago. I think that's beautiful. You know, y'all 728 00:44:22,325 --> 00:44:25,845 Speaker 1: know about that method from Steve Irwin. Oh crikey, you 729 00:44:26,005 --> 00:44:30,605 Speaker 1: mentioned Steve owen Well. I cried when he died. I 730 00:44:31,125 --> 00:44:34,205 Speaker 1: saw him once in person. So yeah, honestly, Steve Irwin 731 00:44:34,485 --> 00:44:37,125 Speaker 1: means a lot to me in my heart you saw 732 00:44:37,285 --> 00:44:41,885 Speaker 1: him in real life. Yeah, it's a crocodile hunter. Oh 733 00:44:42,045 --> 00:44:49,325 Speaker 1: my gosh. I'm just saying the dinosaur Sucus, dinosucus could 734 00:44:49,405 --> 00:44:53,845 Speaker 1: have been when the dinosaurs were around the apex predator 735 00:44:54,285 --> 00:44:57,485 Speaker 1: in their area. So what I'm saying is like, we're 736 00:44:57,525 --> 00:45:01,205 Speaker 1: all about these dinosaurs and like these t rex narratives, 737 00:45:01,485 --> 00:45:05,685 Speaker 1: but I want to see more crocodile narratives. Okay, that's 738 00:45:05,725 --> 00:45:11,965 Speaker 1: what I'm advocating for Dinasucus. My bros. We really have 739 00:45:12,165 --> 00:45:17,085 Speaker 1: become like crocodile you know, informants. Yeah, and we just 740 00:45:17,285 --> 00:45:20,085 Speaker 1: you know, the old ones, the new ones. All of 741 00:45:20,245 --> 00:45:23,965 Speaker 1: your Gator news turned to cadaver gals. Have you ever 742 00:45:24,125 --> 00:45:28,685 Speaker 1: held a baby crocodile in your hands? Like? They're very cute? Really? No, 743 00:45:28,925 --> 00:45:33,005 Speaker 1: I held a teenager one. What's really Yeah, but I 744 00:45:33,125 --> 00:45:35,485 Speaker 1: was just like that. It was I had to hold 745 00:45:35,525 --> 00:45:38,925 Speaker 1: it out and then it's little choppers were taken down. Okay, yeah, 746 00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:43,805 Speaker 1: we should do a cadaver trip to the zoo. Honestly 747 00:45:43,845 --> 00:45:45,885 Speaker 1: we should. We should also do cadaver trip too. I've 748 00:45:45,965 --> 00:45:51,125 Speaker 1: never been to um, what's the Florida swamp place? Neverglades, 749 00:45:51,245 --> 00:45:55,445 Speaker 1: the Everglades, the Everides. We should go to the Everglades 750 00:45:55,645 --> 00:45:59,885 Speaker 1: just for fun, or we can go to my where 751 00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:03,725 Speaker 1: my parents grew up, or from Pascuala, Mississippi, where either 752 00:46:03,805 --> 00:46:05,845 Speaker 1: you can go to the Walmart, you could go to 753 00:46:05,965 --> 00:46:08,445 Speaker 1: the church, or you could go to the Gator farm. 754 00:46:09,845 --> 00:46:12,165 Speaker 1: Those are good options. That's a great this is a 755 00:46:12,285 --> 00:46:15,485 Speaker 1: great moment and it's just like a tourist. Um. Yeah, 756 00:46:15,765 --> 00:46:21,405 Speaker 1: odd for Mississippi, Pascagoula, miss Anyway, this has been another 757 00:46:21,525 --> 00:46:26,725 Speaker 1: episode of Gator News and UH or Cadavergawses. We also 758 00:46:26,845 --> 00:46:29,285 Speaker 1: like to call it thanks for listening and we'll talk 759 00:46:29,325 --> 00:46:45,845 Speaker 1: at you next week. Cadavergaws is a production of School 760 00:46:45,885 --> 00:46:49,405 Speaker 1: of Humans and iHeartRadio. It is hosted by Me, Gabby Watts, 761 00:46:49,445 --> 00:46:54,125 Speaker 1: Taylor Church, and Nika Duarte. UH. You can follow us 762 00:46:54,205 --> 00:46:58,245 Speaker 1: on the internet on Instagram and Twitter, or leave us 763 00:46:58,325 --> 00:47:06,365 Speaker 1: a review that's nice at Cadaver Gals. 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