1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: One of the highlights of every week for me is 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:08,240 Speaker 1: coming into the station on Friday mornings now the studio 3 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:11,040 Speaker 1: because we don't work out of the station anymore, and 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: listening to Chad's week in review. He sends it to 5 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:19,639 Speaker 1: me early, and usually I will listen to it before 6 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:22,079 Speaker 1: I get to the studio because the first time I 7 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 1: hear it is sort of I don't catch everything. And 8 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 1: then the second time because the first time I'm thinking, 9 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: I wonder what the song is going to be at 10 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 1: the end because he always fades to a song, there's 11 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:36,200 Speaker 1: always a tale of a song. And then the second 12 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,600 Speaker 1: time I can really focus on it. So since we 13 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 1: have a bigger production team this year, I suggested maybe 14 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: share some of our weekend review shows that Chad labors 15 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 1: to curate for you, and you see if you can 16 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:58,639 Speaker 1: remember what week that would have been, and by that, 17 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: don't worry too much about the details, just hey, that 18 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 1: would have been early March or late March, or early 19 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: July or late July. So you know, I don't expect 20 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:14,200 Speaker 1: you to say March thirteenth, but if you do, know 21 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,520 Speaker 1: because you recognize something that happened on a date that 22 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,119 Speaker 1: you recognize because that was your birthday or your wedding anniversary, 23 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 1: or for whatever odd reason you remember that when you 24 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: email me, tell me that and tell me why you 25 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: remember it, and my email address as always Michael at 26 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,679 Speaker 1: Michael Berryshow dot com. Or you can just go to 27 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 1: our website where you can buy all our merch Michael 28 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 1: Berryshow dot com. All right, so with that we will 29 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 1: be in kind of the end of year mentality and mood. 30 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 1: We will be sharing some of those, and I'd love 31 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:44,400 Speaker 1: to hear from you if you remember when that would 32 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: have been my Friday drive in and I go wonder 33 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:49,680 Speaker 1: what Chad's gonna put in the weird we can review. 34 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: I wonder. I wonder what he's going to find in 35 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,960 Speaker 1: the week that I have forgotten about. 36 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 2: Did you say believe me what you're going to do? 37 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:07,600 Speaker 1: I think I could stay for a whole maybe longer 38 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,480 Speaker 1: if I do. 39 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 2: Did you Is that what you said? Next? 40 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:13,079 Speaker 1: No, you don't think well, I make a joyful noise 41 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 1: to the Lord Bobby. 42 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 3: I am a conservative Plesbian that has voted for Trump. 43 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 4: Then he first went into office. 44 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: After Bobby called in, I got three emails in less 45 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: than five minutes asking for her number one. Am I 46 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: running some lesbian dating site here, Payley. 47 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 4: Hey, I'm a conservative lesbian. 48 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:34,520 Speaker 5: I'm voting for Trump. 49 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: I am overwhelmed with lesbians for Trump. 50 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 5: Long lines of people forming to cast their vote on 51 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 5: election day here in America, a day that many people 52 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 5: are calling the most consequential election in decades. 53 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 6: Brian Alan Lickman from American University predicted nine or the 54 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,240 Speaker 6: last ten elections correctly, and he has a prediction who 55 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 6: will win the Oval office in twenty twenty four. Kamala 56 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 6: Harris will be a new path breaking president, the first 57 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 6: woman president. 58 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 1: So the Box News Decision Desk can now officially project 59 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 1: that Donald Trump will become the forty seventh president of 60 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,679 Speaker 1: the United States. 61 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 7: Making a political comeback unlike any in modern American politics. 62 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Speaker 1: This election something of an indictment of the political information complex. 63 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: I mean, we've been sitting around here. 64 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 4: For the last couple of weeks and the story that 65 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 4: was portrayed was not true. 66 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: I mean, we were told Puerto Rico it was going 67 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 1: to change the election. Liz Cheney, Nikki. 68 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 6: Hayley, voter America has give it us an unprecedented and 69 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 6: powerful mandate. 70 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 1: The globalists lost, the people won. There's so many different 71 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,360 Speaker 1: ways you can slice this. There's too many different ways 72 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: you can look at this. Recently, Elon Musk posted a 73 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: meme and I took a screenshot of that, and I 74 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: keep looking at it, and I keep thinking about it. 75 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,640 Speaker 1: He didn't make it, someone else did. He saw it. 76 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: It really doesn't matter who made it. The power of 77 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: the idea. Listen to this. Imagine a vaccine so safe 78 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: you have to be threatened to take it for a 79 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:22,479 Speaker 1: disease so deadly you have to be tested to know 80 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: you have it. Let's deconstruct that. Imagine a vaccine so safe. 81 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: First of all, it takes years to develop a vaccine. 82 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:44,600 Speaker 1: This one was called Operation Warp Speed. Why because we 83 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: were all gonna die. But as it turns out, we 84 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 1: weren't all gonna die. It wasn't any more deadly than 85 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:56,080 Speaker 1: the common flu. And in order to get the numbers 86 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 1: they needed, they had to count the flu. 87 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 2: Covid. 88 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: They had to count all sorts of deaths that were 89 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 1: not COVID related, but people who tested positive. Technically, George 90 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: Floyd died of COVID because he had COVID when he 91 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 1: died of an overdose. Imagine a vaccine so safe you 92 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 1: have to be threatened to take it. I didn't take it, 93 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:29,559 Speaker 1: and I've never regretted that choice. For a moment, vivek 94 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: Ramaswami talks about the fact that he took it and 95 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,680 Speaker 1: he greatly regrets it. Megan Kelly did an entire podcast 96 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:40,719 Speaker 1: on the fact that she developed an autoimmune disorder after 97 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:47,120 Speaker 1: taking it. If you're afraid to learn more because this 98 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 1: sounds like conspiracy talk, I get it. But knowledge should 99 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 1: be something you're constantly in acquisition of, right at least 100 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:02,039 Speaker 1: hear the perspectives. Why did people have to be blocked 101 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 1: from stating this. Imagine a vaccine so safe you have 102 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:06,600 Speaker 1: to be threatened to take it. 103 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:10,120 Speaker 2: Why did nurses get fired for refusing to take it? 104 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 1: Oh, because they were going to get it and then 105 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,920 Speaker 1: spread it. What Joe Biden told you you would get it, 106 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,200 Speaker 1: and you would. You couldn't get it, you couldn't spread it. 107 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: Both turned out to be lies. So what was the 108 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 1: vaccine in the first place? For a disease so deadly 109 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 1: you have to be tested to know you have it. 110 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: Everybody has had COVID at least once. You just may 111 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,680 Speaker 1: not have known when you had it. But it was 112 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:43,600 Speaker 1: terribly important that you be horrified of getting COVID. Terribly 113 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:47,480 Speaker 1: important that you be scared of getting COVID, because if 114 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:51,839 Speaker 1: you weren't sufficiently scared, you wouldn't take leave of your senses. 115 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: You wouldn't be willing to shred the constitution. You wouldn't 116 00:06:56,400 --> 00:07:00,000 Speaker 1: wish evil on people who refuse to get this show. 117 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 1: You wouldn't want to take away people's right to make 118 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:08,839 Speaker 1: decisions for their own body. Imagine a vaccine so safe 119 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:12,040 Speaker 1: you have to be threatened to take it, for a 120 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 1: disease so deadly you have to be tested to know 121 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:20,280 Speaker 1: you have it. This goes back to nineteen eighty five. 122 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:26,000 Speaker 1: It's an episode of Phil Donahue on vaccine injuries. Wouldn't 123 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 1: it be interesting? This is about the National Childhood Vaccine 124 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:33,760 Speaker 1: Injury Act nineteen eighty six, which created the National Vaccine 125 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: Injury Compensation Program. This was back when people could speak 126 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 1: openly and honestly about science and things like vaccines. 127 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 5: It's just that I think the public needs to be informed. 128 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,119 Speaker 5: We need to be told the benefits versus the risk. 129 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:50,800 Speaker 5: We need to know what we're facing you the darctor's 130 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:51,240 Speaker 5: side of. 131 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:54,679 Speaker 8: A polio vaccine, and what nobody knows is that Jonah 132 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,040 Speaker 8: Salk has pointed out that in the last ten years 133 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 8: in this country, two thirds of all the cases of 134 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,200 Speaker 8: polio open vaccine induced. 135 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 2: How many motors is. 136 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 6: One and only? 137 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,360 Speaker 8: And on the case that, Bob, would you not interrupt 138 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,840 Speaker 8: me for a second? I know that I know that 139 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:21,000 Speaker 8: doctors who used to interrupting patients, but not another doctor. 140 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 6: I think, But let's get he does make a point 141 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,400 Speaker 6: that we should also say save in his live and 142 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 6: live vaccine and sok is is inactive, inactive, as we 143 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 6: say in the laboratory. All right, how many was it? 144 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 2: They ask? 145 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:38,000 Speaker 8: Well, how many people know that the European epidemic of 146 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 8: polio there were about twenty or thirty cases in this country. Now, 147 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,880 Speaker 8: of course, the American doctors will argue that the reason 148 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,880 Speaker 8: why polio disappeared in this country was because of the vaccine, 149 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,480 Speaker 8: But then why did it disappear in Europe in the 150 00:08:50,559 --> 00:08:54,719 Speaker 8: nineteen forties in the nineteen fifties without mass vaccination? But 151 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 8: I doesn't it occur in the third world where only 152 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,959 Speaker 8: ten percent of the people have ever been in unized 153 00:08:58,960 --> 00:08:59,600 Speaker 8: against polio? 154 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,360 Speaker 1: Lady for else. 155 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,440 Speaker 6: So in other words, we may be fighting a tiger 156 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:05,560 Speaker 6: that have died quite correct. I asked the people in 157 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:12,240 Speaker 6: Great Britain, ask the people in Japan. Who I'm back here, gentlemen, 158 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,120 Speaker 6: if you please, I've got probably the smartest audience we've 159 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 6: ever had. 160 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:20,079 Speaker 5: I have a question how long a delayed action? 161 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:20,840 Speaker 9: If any? 162 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:25,400 Speaker 6: Would you connect this with like MS, MS a possibility? 163 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,920 Speaker 6: It would multiple sclerosis be one of the possible result. 164 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,720 Speaker 8: As a matter of fact, there's a new publication that 165 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:34,600 Speaker 8: just came off from John Hoffman, the closest sociate of 166 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:39,360 Speaker 8: Tony Morris's, that gives the references linking MS in later 167 00:09:39,440 --> 00:09:44,440 Speaker 8: life to the early introduction of live virus vaccines like 168 00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:47,000 Speaker 8: measles and like some of the others that. 169 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,200 Speaker 2: Are live viruses. 170 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,480 Speaker 8: At the present time, would I would At the present time, 171 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:55,640 Speaker 8: I would recommend that anybody who has MS, or amiotrophi 172 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:59,719 Speaker 8: lateral sclerosis, or any of those degenerative neurologic conditions of 173 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:03,160 Speaker 8: way the life carefully review their vaccine histories. 174 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,439 Speaker 6: I would also like. 175 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:07,640 Speaker 5: To comment to that, because in connection with my case, 176 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:08,520 Speaker 5: I've been doing some resa. 177 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,079 Speaker 6: Let me tell them once again, miss Gundi, but you're 178 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:16,319 Speaker 6: a on Beret victim contracted following the following your receipt 179 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,000 Speaker 6: of the swine flu vaccination. 180 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,640 Speaker 5: Yes, I am in the process of writing a book 181 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 5: about my experience, and in the process I've done considerable research, 182 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,840 Speaker 5: and from what I have learned, it looks as if 183 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 5: immizations frequently cause autoimmune diseases, not only he On Gray syndrome, 184 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:35,959 Speaker 5: but lucas lumatorid arth midas, multiple sclerosis, and other types 185 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:36,360 Speaker 5: of things. 186 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,439 Speaker 9: Now I have no data at this point, we should 187 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,760 Speaker 9: also we should also say that there's a good deal 188 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,679 Speaker 9: of evidence suggesting that multiple sclerosis may be the result 189 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:48,199 Speaker 9: of distemper in an animal that the victim received during childhood. 190 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:52,680 Speaker 6: Now, none of this is absolutely nailed to the wall, 191 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 6: but that's the problem with is house. What's a mother 192 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,400 Speaker 6: to do with all of these balls in the air 193 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,679 Speaker 6: and nobody really I would. 194 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,560 Speaker 5: Just like to also comment that we had forty six 195 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:07,080 Speaker 5: million people a vaccinator with the swine flue shot, and 196 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,920 Speaker 5: I have written to Ralph Nader's organization. I have written 197 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,280 Speaker 5: to some of the government organizations trying to get them 198 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:15,559 Speaker 5: to do a survey, a ongoing survey to see if 199 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:19,080 Speaker 5: these vaccinations do cause all the immune diseases or what 200 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,959 Speaker 5: the reactions are. I can't even get a response because 201 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:22,840 Speaker 5: I'm not a doctor. 202 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:25,439 Speaker 6: I have no cloud. I'm a nobody. Missus Ray, why 203 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:26,760 Speaker 6: were you shaking your head? Bill? 204 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,480 Speaker 5: It is no with that vaccine, it's with all vaccines. 205 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:32,000 Speaker 5: They are not interested in the adverse reactions as a 206 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:32,679 Speaker 5: matter of fact. 207 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:32,920 Speaker 10: That I made. 208 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:35,160 Speaker 5: I'd like to invite anyone to write to me if 209 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:37,599 Speaker 5: they'd had an adverse reaction. I'd like to help the 210 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,480 Speaker 5: government because they don't want to know what I would 211 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,080 Speaker 5: like to know that. 212 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,280 Speaker 10: I am a mother of three children, and I have 213 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,880 Speaker 10: been informed, and I've read up on these things, and 214 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,440 Speaker 10: I chose not to vaccinate my children. But when they 215 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,120 Speaker 10: get to school, why is it that I have to 216 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:51,520 Speaker 10: fight for my rights as a mother and a choice? 217 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:54,120 Speaker 6: Ife may me just quickly we're along, But that's a 218 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:58,840 Speaker 6: very important question. Here are the states in which you 219 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:03,000 Speaker 6: either have the totally free decision about whether or not 220 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,280 Speaker 6: to vaccinate, or there's we're calling them loophole state, states 221 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:10,880 Speaker 6: where they're not going to send your child to solitary 222 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:15,400 Speaker 6: if you don't have his character. Are all right, California? 223 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,240 Speaker 6: Not all children must be immunized in these states. Some 224 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:22,240 Speaker 6: require religious reasons. Some places there is a bureaucratic commahammer 225 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,840 Speaker 6: you have to go through to prove that you're this 226 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,320 Speaker 6: or that and others. 227 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,960 Speaker 9: It's probably easier. So just for the sake of simplifying. 228 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:33,240 Speaker 6: This, Colorado, Idaho, Indiana, Ioa, Louisiana, Main Michigan, Minnesota and Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, 229 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:38,320 Speaker 6: North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont, Washington, 230 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 6: and Wisconsin. If your state is not on there, it 231 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,719 Speaker 6: means that your child is going to be left at 232 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 6: the kindergarten door feeling very very much an outcast because 233 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:50,520 Speaker 6: he didn't get his communization shots. 234 00:12:50,559 --> 00:12:51,640 Speaker 10: And we'll be back in a month. 235 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,760 Speaker 4: I looked at him, and they looked at me, you know, 236 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,200 Speaker 4: and I just looked at her, and I have to 237 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,240 Speaker 4: just get yourself and get it out to Michael Berry's 238 00:12:57,920 --> 00:12:58,600 Speaker 4: over and got. 239 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,719 Speaker 3: A newspaper and I wrote it up. I slapped him 240 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:01,560 Speaker 3: on the nose, said. 241 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,760 Speaker 1: I was sitting down on the back patio and joining 242 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:12,720 Speaker 1: a cigar this past weekend when I went down one 243 00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:16,520 Speaker 1: of those rabbit holes I sometimes go down where I 244 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:22,280 Speaker 1: started appreciating the music or humor or speeches or whatever 245 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,559 Speaker 1: else of a particular person. And I went down to 246 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,320 Speaker 1: Larry the Cable Guy rabbit Hole, and that's when I 247 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:33,960 Speaker 1: noticed something. Part of Larry the Cable Guy's appeal is 248 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,719 Speaker 1: that he talks about things that everyone can identify with. 249 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:42,400 Speaker 1: Larry the Cable Guy has a lot of jokes that 250 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:44,800 Speaker 1: involve shopping at Walmart. 251 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:50,920 Speaker 7: Here's my impression of the hiring practices at Walmart. Let 252 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 7: me ask you this, You ever cared about anything in 253 00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:01,240 Speaker 7: your entire life? 254 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 5: No? 255 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,160 Speaker 1: All right, you start Tuesday. 256 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:13,400 Speaker 7: All right, we'll put you in a DVD department. My 257 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,520 Speaker 7: wife won't go to Walmart. She's trying to find the 258 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,760 Speaker 7: cheapest mop she could get for something she's doing. So 259 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,960 Speaker 7: we go to Walmart, get a mop, four dollars ninety 260 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,400 Speaker 7: five cent, go up there to pay for the mop, 261 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,200 Speaker 7: and the lady goes, you want to buy the protection 262 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:29,520 Speaker 7: on nest? You know what, I think We're gonna risk 263 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:33,920 Speaker 7: it this time. All right, got a ninety five chance. 264 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:39,960 Speaker 7: We're gonna throw that away when we're done with it. Anyway, 265 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,200 Speaker 7: at our super Walmart, you can get your haircut. They 266 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,760 Speaker 7: got everything. My buddy got his haircut at Walmart. Twenty 267 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 7: dollars per haircut, actually five dollars for a haircut, fifteen 268 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,520 Speaker 7: dollars for the hat you gotta wear. Next three wait, 269 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 7: got a doctor's office up at the Walmart. Holy smokes, 270 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,360 Speaker 7: people going in there. I was there the day they 271 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,200 Speaker 7: gave a guy three months to live in there, and 272 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,840 Speaker 7: he ended up getting hired as a door greeterer once 273 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:21,000 Speaker 7: he walked out that horn. I had to go get 274 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,760 Speaker 7: a flu shot one time. I didn't want to go 275 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,880 Speaker 7: to doctor, and my wife goes, we'll shoot. Run up 276 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,800 Speaker 7: to Walmart. They're giving flu shots. Are you kidding me? 277 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,200 Speaker 7: I ain't getting the. 278 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,640 Speaker 1: Flu shot at Walmart? 279 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,760 Speaker 7: That gone normally. I gotta get vaccinated before I go 280 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 7: in there. Hit a flu shot at Walmart. The flu's 281 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,520 Speaker 7: the last thing I'm worried about it. Walmart had gone. 282 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:45,240 Speaker 7: They probably got a bowler behind a box in there somewhere. 283 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,080 Speaker 2: I didn't know how. 284 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,320 Speaker 7: I was up there one time, made as a dude 285 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:54,160 Speaker 7: out front in a hazmat suit. I'm like, is it 286 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,000 Speaker 7: safe to go in there? He goes, yeah, Why I go? 287 00:15:57,040 --> 00:16:00,320 Speaker 1: You in a halz mast suit? He goes, I know here. 288 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:08,600 Speaker 7: I'm collecting the carts. I mean, I love shopping to Walmart, 289 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,640 Speaker 7: but that gum that's like a meth maker's paradise. 290 00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,000 Speaker 2: Isn't there, ain't it? 291 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,120 Speaker 7: Walmart's the only store in the world you can go 292 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,280 Speaker 7: and see somebody buying sixteen bucks of of cough syrup 293 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:29,040 Speaker 7: and some garden hose. Nobody thinks that's weird. You ever 294 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:33,280 Speaker 7: shot at Walmart after midnight? Holy smokes fool? They out 295 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 7: to charge a cover charge in there after midnight? 296 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:37,400 Speaker 2: That gum. 297 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,200 Speaker 7: It's like a casting call for Ripley's, believe it or not. 298 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,800 Speaker 7: In that way, if you've never been to the circus, 299 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:46,960 Speaker 7: go to Walmart after midnight, You're bound to see a 300 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,640 Speaker 7: couple of bearded women, a toothless wonder, and the fattest 301 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,360 Speaker 7: man in the world on a scooter up there. 302 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,120 Speaker 1: I could listen to Larry the Cable guy all day long. 303 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,560 Speaker 1: I love his stuff, but I had to limit how 304 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,880 Speaker 1: many jokes we would share with you because it would 305 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:06,520 Speaker 1: take over the entire show. But the next one some 306 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:10,480 Speaker 1: embarrassing moments that Larry has had at the Walmart. 307 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,320 Speaker 7: Way, did you ever say something to somebody at the 308 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,560 Speaker 7: Walmart and didn't after you said to your thought, shouldn't 309 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:20,440 Speaker 7: have said that. I do that every trip in there. 310 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 7: But here's this fella standing in the line there evidently 311 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:28,760 Speaker 7: busted his neck had one of them halo's here. See 312 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:34,200 Speaker 7: that looked like scaffold around the head. It's bolted into 313 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:38,240 Speaker 7: your temples. Would this dude go like it? I go, 314 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,960 Speaker 7: what's wrong with you? He goes, think I lost my 315 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:44,160 Speaker 7: car key? I said, you lose your head of ward 316 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:55,960 Speaker 7: and screwed on? Or was that wrong that? I was 317 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,760 Speaker 7: really laughing after I said that. 318 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,920 Speaker 2: I gotta tag you. 319 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:05,439 Speaker 7: Oh, this is embarrassing. I was bagging on groceries at 320 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,320 Speaker 7: the grocery store the other day because it was busy, 321 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,840 Speaker 7: and some old woman come up and patted me on 322 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,119 Speaker 7: the head and said, I think it's wonderful they hire 323 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:13,840 Speaker 7: people like you. 324 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,840 Speaker 1: And finally, one of my favorites because it's always a 325 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:20,560 Speaker 1: funny subject. 326 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:22,200 Speaker 2: Midgets. 327 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,640 Speaker 1: They're the cable guy tells a story about the time 328 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,480 Speaker 1: that he hit a midget with his cart. 329 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,840 Speaker 7: I was shopping up at the Walmart day. This is 330 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:33,399 Speaker 7: a true story. I wasn't paying attention and I'm shopping 331 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,399 Speaker 7: at the Walmart and I'm looking this way and I'm like, 332 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,240 Speaker 7: what did I know? I hit something? I'm like, Oh, 333 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,080 Speaker 7: what the hell have I got to pay for? Now? 334 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,680 Speaker 7: This is going to run me tens of dollars and 335 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,960 Speaker 7: I look down. I'm not kidding. I hit a midget. 336 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:54,479 Speaker 7: I felt bad, I really did. I'm like, oh my heavens, 337 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:59,480 Speaker 7: are you Okay? He goes, I'm not happy. I go, well, 338 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:06,200 Speaker 7: which one are you? If you don't think that's funny, 339 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,160 Speaker 7: you're getting the hell out of here right now. All right, 340 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,560 Speaker 7: that's a good joke right there. I don't care who 341 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,560 Speaker 7: you are. And I can do them jokes because I 342 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,679 Speaker 7: got a couple of madget friends that I tell them 343 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,280 Speaker 7: jokes to and they okay, am I running them jokes? Mind? 344 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,280 Speaker 7: Some of them go over their heads, but a lot 345 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:24,399 Speaker 7: of them they like, we're gonna add a little bit 346 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,600 Speaker 7: about these whorehouses I know all about. 347 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,760 Speaker 1: Ramon wants to know what around the world is. 348 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:33,840 Speaker 3: Whistling bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey riders, hooskerdoos hoosker 349 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:37,520 Speaker 3: don'ts nips and dazers with without the scooter stick or 350 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:41,119 Speaker 3: one single whistling kiddy chaser. 351 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:47,879 Speaker 1: Matt Mitchell is an actor and a producer from Gaston, Alabama, 352 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:53,639 Speaker 1: and I discovered him online a few months ago, and 353 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,640 Speaker 1: I posted a couple of funny things that he did, 354 00:19:55,720 --> 00:20:00,399 Speaker 1: and a number of you reached out from Alabama in 355 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,919 Speaker 1: Louisiana and Florida and Texas that you knew who he 356 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,640 Speaker 1: was and you really like him, and you were excited 357 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,760 Speaker 1: that I had found him, which made me think, well, 358 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,879 Speaker 1: why didn't you tell me about him in the first place? 359 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:17,960 Speaker 1: Because he's my kind of humor. So he'll do these bits, 360 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,199 Speaker 1: and you know, there's no reason for me to overexplain it. 361 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:26,080 Speaker 1: He's got a great bit that I really like, entitled 362 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:29,480 Speaker 1: sentences never before heard in the South. 363 00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,760 Speaker 2: Bless my heart. Well, thank you. 364 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,120 Speaker 4: Oh it's humid. Oh well, I haven't noticed it. Here's 365 00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:36,880 Speaker 4: what I'm thinking this year. Let's try vacation in somewhere 366 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,120 Speaker 4: other than Gatlinburg. 367 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,240 Speaker 2: You just moved here from California. 368 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:40,560 Speaker 5: Wow. 369 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome. We're so glad you're here. You should 370 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:46,200 Speaker 4: bring more people over. Well, you bought your sweet tea 371 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:48,919 Speaker 4: from the non refrigerated section of the grocery store and 372 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:52,160 Speaker 4: it has an expiration date seven years away. Yes, that's 373 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,199 Speaker 4: the good stuff right there. I love to drive on ice. Actually, 374 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,760 Speaker 4: I'm pretty good at it. I've got lots of experience. 375 00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 4: That is, if they don't treat the roads first, because 376 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,840 Speaker 4: they definitely do that around here. You're looking for what 377 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,720 Speaker 4: the closest church. Yeah, we don't have any of those. 378 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,400 Speaker 2: Technically. 379 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, you could wrap it in bacon in a deep fried, 380 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,800 Speaker 4: but that's a bit much. Don't you think nobody around 381 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,360 Speaker 4: here is gonna eat that. We all care deeply about 382 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,480 Speaker 4: our cholesterol levels. Hold on, I want to say, hey, kids, Yeah, 383 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:16,520 Speaker 4: don't worry about shutting that door. Just leave it wide open. 384 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,800 Speaker 4: We can let the air conditioning pour on outside. I 385 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,320 Speaker 4: love just cooling off the whole neighborhood, just doing my part. 386 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,520 Speaker 2: My me ma makes the best bagels. 387 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,000 Speaker 4: Hey, let's go get Mexican today. I'm thinking I'm gonna 388 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,560 Speaker 4: get something other than chicken and rice. 389 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:31,520 Speaker 2: Oh a koozy, Oh this thing? Oh I only have 390 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:33,840 Speaker 2: one of these in my house. Oh they need more. 391 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,080 Speaker 4: I can only drink one of a die. Biscuits and gravy. 392 00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:39,200 Speaker 4: Oh it's okay, but have you ever had a bagel 393 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,080 Speaker 4: with some locks? That's the new biscuits and gravy. Right there, go, Buckeyes. Hey, 394 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,240 Speaker 4: your cousins are leaving, Go tell them by, only tell 395 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,480 Speaker 4: them by, Do not walk them to their vehicle and 396 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,159 Speaker 4: talk to them. 397 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,719 Speaker 2: For another hour. No need to extend it. 398 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,960 Speaker 4: You know what we need around here, like eight more 399 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,600 Speaker 4: dollar generals. Oh, they're opening it up a Chick fil A. 400 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,679 Speaker 4: Nobody's gonna eat there. They're definitely not gonna line up 401 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,639 Speaker 4: to the highway to get some or camp out a 402 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,440 Speaker 4: week in advance for a free chicken sandwich. 403 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,000 Speaker 2: Absolutely not. We're all very rational about chicken down here. 404 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,720 Speaker 2: What do you do? We live way too far away 405 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,440 Speaker 2: from the beach for you to be putting a Salt 406 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,840 Speaker 2: Life sticker on your car. Doesn't make a lick of sense. 407 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,480 Speaker 2: One plate of food is enough. You know that. Meh 408 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,199 Speaker 2: Ma hates it when we get seconds. 409 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,680 Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I don't have any duct tape or WT 410 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:22,320 Speaker 4: forty or a pocket knife or three random cinder blocks 411 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,720 Speaker 4: laying around. I watched the best movie the other day? 412 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:25,640 Speaker 4: What was oh conn Air? 413 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:25,920 Speaker 3: Yeah? 414 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:30,000 Speaker 4: Nick Cage's Southern accent was just perfect. I mean, I'll 415 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,760 Speaker 4: tell you what, Hollywood never gets it wrong. Let me 416 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,879 Speaker 4: get this straight. You're looking for a leopard print shirt 417 00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,119 Speaker 4: that looks like it has a giant bleach stain and 418 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,400 Speaker 4: says incursive, less stressed and sec football obsessed. I don't 419 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,560 Speaker 4: think that we have that around here. We definitely don't 420 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:47,200 Speaker 4: have two dozen boutique shops selling that exame exact shirt. 421 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:51,800 Speaker 2: Dolly who par don par Ton? No, I have never 422 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,960 Speaker 2: heard of her. I only have the worst taste in music. 423 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,359 Speaker 4: Are you sure that's a barbecue restaurant? Because the building 424 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,480 Speaker 4: seems really small and kind of dingy. Even if it is, 425 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,040 Speaker 4: there's no the food is good. I just I don't 426 00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:05,520 Speaker 4: trust that. Oh politics, No, I really don't have a 427 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,040 Speaker 4: strong opinion, you know either way. Yeah, you could do 428 00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:10,439 Speaker 4: a yard sale, but it's way easier to sell on 429 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:15,040 Speaker 4: Facebook marketplace. Down here, everybody's super reasonable. They definitely don't 430 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,000 Speaker 4: ask you to hold things and then never come get it. 431 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,160 Speaker 2: You think I'm some kind of idiot. 432 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,439 Speaker 4: No, when I hear that tornado siren, I go straight 433 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,280 Speaker 4: to the bathtub, no questions asked. I definitely don't go 434 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,240 Speaker 4: out in the front yard. 435 00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:25,639 Speaker 2: And start looking for it. I mean, what am I 436 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:26,160 Speaker 2: gonna do? 437 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,280 Speaker 4: Just stare at it, you know, try to film it 438 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,800 Speaker 4: real shaky, cussing the whole time. 439 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:30,840 Speaker 2: Okay, would that do? 440 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,560 Speaker 1: Now that you've heard that, take a listen to the 441 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:38,760 Speaker 1: ten things that Matt Mitchell has learned about Houston. He's 442 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:39,840 Speaker 1: pretty on point with this. 443 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,919 Speaker 4: Here are ten things I learned from my first trip 444 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,120 Speaker 4: to Houston, Texas. 445 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,320 Speaker 2: Number One, Houston is entirely too large. 446 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,199 Speaker 4: I'm not just talking about population, but also in like 447 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:53,159 Speaker 4: land that it consumes. Someone recently made a map that 448 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:57,359 Speaker 4: showed the state of Connecticut fits within Houston, and that 449 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,640 Speaker 4: I'm sure is a very helpful reference to the three 450 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,160 Speaker 4: people that have been to Connecticut. It's just big. Number two, 451 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,679 Speaker 4: and this is a fun fact. Houston is about fifty 452 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:10,120 Speaker 4: miles from the Gulf Coast and approximately three miles from 453 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,120 Speaker 4: the sun. It is hot, and I'm from Alabama, where 454 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,320 Speaker 4: it feels like you're just getting smothered by a hot. 455 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:18,280 Speaker 2: Wet blanket when you step outside. Texas is just like that. 456 00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,439 Speaker 4: But the blanket is on fire. You're on fire, and 457 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,240 Speaker 4: everything is on fire, and it's not good. Number three, 458 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,080 Speaker 4: and appropriately, there is a Houston trinity that must be 459 00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:30,000 Speaker 4: respected at all times. That trinity is of course, made 460 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:33,960 Speaker 4: up of Mattress, Mac, the Texas Hammer, and the dude that. 461 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,720 Speaker 2: Operates the train admit a may Park. 462 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,800 Speaker 4: I don't know what his name is, but they freaking 463 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,560 Speaker 4: love that Holly does is move the train forwards and 464 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,280 Speaker 4: backwards like twenty feet. Number four, if they can make 465 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,440 Speaker 4: it into the shape of Texas, you bet your sweet 466 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,520 Speaker 4: potuity that's exactly what they're gonna do. They've got swimming pools, crackers, 467 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:53,399 Speaker 4: chicken nuggets, all of it shaped like Texas and they 468 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:56,560 Speaker 4: call it the Texagon, which is actually kind of genius. 469 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,560 Speaker 4: Number five, and this one was kind of a shock 470 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,480 Speaker 4: to me. The traffic in Houston was not that bad. 471 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,920 Speaker 4: Actually quite the opposite. It moves very fast. I only 472 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,639 Speaker 4: got stuck in traffick one time, and even then it 473 00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,600 Speaker 4: was in the standstill. Reality is everybody is driving like 474 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,720 Speaker 4: they're getting chased by the Texas Rangers. And I don't 475 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,960 Speaker 4: mean the baseball team. I mean like Chuck Norris out 476 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,720 Speaker 4: to kill you and they got to get away from 477 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,639 Speaker 4: him the immediately. Number six, and it's somewhat related, is 478 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,520 Speaker 4: the service roads, or at least that's what we call 479 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,240 Speaker 4: them in Alabama, talking about those like two or three 480 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,159 Speaker 4: lane roads that run parallel to the interstate that make 481 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 4: it easier for you to turn in and out of. 482 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,960 Speaker 2: Businesses and get to places. But that's not the case 483 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,479 Speaker 2: of Houston. 484 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:30,920 Speaker 10: Now. 485 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,199 Speaker 4: They're like little interstates where sometimes you go faster than 486 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,199 Speaker 4: the actual interstate, So you could just be pulling out 487 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,720 Speaker 4: of a Chili's and you'll die. See if the Texas 488 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,879 Speaker 4: slow down. Okay, I know it's a big state. You 489 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,000 Speaker 4: got a lot of ground to cover, but. 490 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,200 Speaker 2: Yin' got go that fast. 491 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:47,119 Speaker 4: And Number seven, the Papa's brothers owned like half the 492 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:53,520 Speaker 4: restaurants in the city. They got steakhouses, Papa does, Papa's Barbecue, 493 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:55,600 Speaker 4: Papas Burgers, Papasitos. 494 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,920 Speaker 2: No one apparently told either. 495 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,919 Speaker 4: Papa up brother that you can just put all of 496 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,680 Speaker 4: that onto one menu and call it cheesecake factory. 497 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:04,880 Speaker 2: They're everywhere. 498 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,959 Speaker 4: Number eight and maybe the greatest thing about Houston, even 499 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,120 Speaker 4: though it is technically not in Houston, is the city's 500 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:15,600 Speaker 4: proximity to Brintle, Texas. That's the birthplace of Blue Beelt, 501 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,880 Speaker 4: the greatest gift that Texas has ever given the world. 502 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,199 Speaker 2: There's a creamery there, you can take a tour of it. 503 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:22,720 Speaker 4: And there's a scoop shop with flavors that you can't 504 00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,720 Speaker 4: get anywhere else, and every scoop is a dollar. 505 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,359 Speaker 2: And it is heaven. 506 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,199 Speaker 4: Heaven is in Texas, even though it fills like the 507 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:34,880 Speaker 4: seventh layer of health. Number nine, not all hbs are 508 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:40,120 Speaker 4: created equal. Some are good and others are great. Every 509 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,119 Speaker 4: time I told somebody that I was in Houston and 510 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:43,680 Speaker 4: I was going to go to an ATV for the 511 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,639 Speaker 4: first time, they always asked me which one are you 512 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,119 Speaker 4: going to? 513 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,040 Speaker 2: Which I didn't understand. They were all amazing. 514 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,000 Speaker 4: What I am more curious about is how do y'all 515 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,040 Speaker 4: not have so many dollar generals? 516 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,440 Speaker 2: I couldn't find hardly any. 517 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,560 Speaker 4: Is that because where Houston garden centers are taking up 518 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,119 Speaker 4: half the city? 519 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,760 Speaker 2: That's what I want to know, because we can't stop 520 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:04,679 Speaker 2: allargand on here. 521 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,800 Speaker 4: Number ten And this is kind of more of a 522 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,840 Speaker 4: question to Houston because by now everybody has probably heard 523 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:10,320 Speaker 4: of BUCkies. 524 00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:11,120 Speaker 2: If you haven't just. 525 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,840 Speaker 4: Imagined a bass pro shop that sells gas or it's 526 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:18,239 Speaker 4: a gas pro shop. But there's also miniature buckets that 527 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,480 Speaker 4: they haven't been telling us about. 528 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,840 Speaker 2: It's just like a you know, a normal sized gas station, 529 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,560 Speaker 2: but it's a buckets and I didn't even know that existed. 530 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,040 Speaker 2: Why haven't y'all been telling us about that? It sounds amazing. 531 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,960 Speaker 2: Why would you have that information for us? 532 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,840 Speaker 4: In conclusion, Houston is a pretty cool city to visit, 533 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,080 Speaker 4: and by cool, I mean it is at least one 534 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:38,879 Speaker 4: thousand degrees year round. And by city, of course, I 535 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:42,120 Speaker 4: mean it's the size of a small European country. 536 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:42,920 Speaker 2: It is massive. 537 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,959 Speaker 4: It's like someone just took the same square mile of 538 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,720 Speaker 4: Shipley's Donuts and what a Burger and just copied and 539 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:57,520 Speaker 4: paste of size system