Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2: This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1: One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
Speaker 1: podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another.
Speaker 2: Bet without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat And now joined by
Speaker 1: bad Larry Shay and Irving and Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 2: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Well, it's been a while since we've been together. I
Speaker 1: don't know if anything's happened since we last talked. Shay,
Speaker 1: everything good?
Speaker 4: Oh that was bad?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to turn on your microphone.
Speaker 4: It says on, it's on. It says on.
Speaker 3: We've been off for a while.
Speaker 1: Also, who you're gonna blame Marvin Now?
Speaker 4: It says on now you're on. No, you're on.
Speaker 5: Well, this got braces and I got robbed by north Adonis.
Speaker 5: I want to say that how much so? The first
Speaker 5: one we went to was six grand. The second one
Speaker 5: went to is five grand. But but since she's gotten
Speaker 5: the braces, she's had to have two visits to come
Speaker 5: back because they've been knocked like crooked, not for me
Speaker 5: hitting her from like lacrosse and shit, okay, and every
Speaker 5: visit is an extra you know.
Speaker 4: However, so many hundred dollars are you.
Speaker 3: Back on the dentistry. It's bullshit trained, It's not just bullshit.
Speaker 4: It's a crime, and it should be nationalized. I think
Speaker 4: every orthodonis identa should be arrested.
Speaker 1: Why haven't we come up with something a coating that
Speaker 1: we can put on our teeth once we get to
Speaker 1: what we consider adult age where you can protect your
Speaker 1: teeth and then you don't have cavities.
Speaker 4: They have that where.
Speaker 3: So my girlfriend has that hurt. You can when you're younger,
Speaker 3: you can get your teeth sealed. So she's never had
Speaker 3: a cavity. I'm like, I've had like fucking fifty of
Speaker 3: those covities.
Speaker 4: Aren't real. We've been over this that they are not real.
Speaker 4: They're not real.
Speaker 3: I've had a couple of root canals too.
Speaker 5: Are those those aren't real either? Those are just you've
Speaker 5: been bamboozled.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: The point out pretty real. No, it's not real. It's
Speaker 4: not real. They're all Charlatans.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you can get them sealed. I think you
Speaker 3: just have to do it. When you're like a like
Speaker 3: a younger age. Oh okay, yeah, but that would have
Speaker 3: been I don't know why that's not just universal, because
Speaker 3: the two thing is it's bullshit that they can like.
Speaker 5: It's because of the lobby of the god damn Worthodonis
Speaker 5: and dentists like obviously they're powerful.
Speaker 1: Well there are cavities, there are rude canals, No, there aren't.
Speaker 5: So the only way you go to a dentist if
Speaker 5: it hurts for five days in a row, right, for
Speaker 5: five days in a.
Speaker 4: Row, that you go to a dentist.
Speaker 3: Did you make that up?
Speaker 4: Or is that No?
Speaker 3: That's sid and fast. But that's science.
Speaker 4: That science.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can look it up. There's a paper describing it.
Speaker 5: But if you go to that dentist, you go to
Speaker 5: the wrong dentist. They're gonna say, hey, we got to
Speaker 5: pull five teeth. Hey, you know the gun junge of
Speaker 5: idis goes to your brain all this other bullshit they
Speaker 5: make up and scare you.
Speaker 3: So that that happened to me, Like when I thought
Speaker 3: I had to get my wisdom teeth out because like
Speaker 3: my left cheek blew up like literally the sides of
Speaker 3: a softball, and I got him taken out. And then
Speaker 3: turns out it was not there. The tooth in front
Speaker 3: of it had a root canal, so that I had
Speaker 3: to get that done.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's so weird.
Speaker 3: So maybe she's right.
Speaker 4: Made money so weird? All right?
Speaker 1: So, uh, last time we left you, that was after
Speaker 1: the super Bowl, I think, yeah, yeah, okay, And did
Speaker 1: we do woke? I don't even remember.
Speaker 3: But I don't either.
Speaker 4: Any it might be the marijuana.
Speaker 1: Hit yet, No I don't. I'm not a pothead, Hankerer. No,
Speaker 1: that's too cool for that.
Speaker 4: You are?
Speaker 1: You too evolved from marijuana? Well, okay, hold on. You
Speaker 1: gave me a chocolate. You gave me a chocolate gummy
Speaker 1: or whatever it was called. And it was laced with
Speaker 1: THC Yeah.
Speaker 4: Lace is is it? Under? Yeah? It was. It was
Speaker 4: hammered with X.
Speaker 3: Did you eat the whole thing?
Speaker 1: Dan, No, we gave me a block of chocolate. But
Speaker 1: I said, just take off a little square. And I
Speaker 1: took off a little square. And then I woke up
Speaker 1: the next morning and I said to my wife, I
Speaker 1: said I can't go to work. Yeah, she said, you
Speaker 1: feel bad, I go. I am so stoned. That square
Speaker 1: was like thirty five milligrams.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was fucked up.
Speaker 1: He didn't tell me that.
Speaker 4: I didn't know. I didn't. I didn't leave with that.
Speaker 1: And I I said, I can't drive. No, And then
Speaker 1: I got in my car and I started driving, and
Speaker 1: I said, I have got to pull over. So I
Speaker 1: pulled over into a total wine parking lot.
Speaker 3: I need to coma and I just.
Speaker 1: I thought, I don't think I can drive. So I
Speaker 1: called my wife. I said I can't drive, and so
Speaker 1: she was going to come and pick me up to
Speaker 1: take me into work. But then I go, I don't
Speaker 1: even know if I can work. I was so stoned.
Speaker 3: That's a funny phone call. Hey can you come pick
Speaker 3: me up? A total water.
Speaker 5: Bad phone call for daddy. I've made that call before.
Speaker 5: Hey can you pick me up? With the wine store?
Speaker 1: I get moved and then I uh, I said, well
Speaker 1: you know what I'm I'm going to and I and
Speaker 1: I had this like tunnel vision. It felt like I
Speaker 1: could just see like I was looking in a tunnel.
Speaker 1: And I drove so slow, so carefully, and then I
Speaker 1: got here. I started just pounding water, and I thought,
Speaker 1: and it got to be eight fifty. We go on
Speaker 1: the air at nine, and I said to the dan ets.
Speaker 1: I said, I don't. I don't know if I could
Speaker 1: do this, and they're like seriously, and I go, I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The next thing I know, I just had a little
Speaker 1: bit of clarity and I said, all right, So for
Speaker 1: the first thirty minutes of the actual radio show, I
Speaker 1: was doing my best to not fall off my chair.
Speaker 5: Dandy, So your cocaine drawer was empty, So you're telling
Speaker 5: me because that's what you needed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, break glass and case breaks?
Speaker 4: All right? Bad Larry?
Speaker 6: How are you everything?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 3: Dan?
Speaker 6: One bad thing is after the super Bowl. I want
Speaker 6: to say my book we for a bookie out of business,
Speaker 6: but he had announced that he was retiring after the
Speaker 6: super Bowl, so I haven't made a bet super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, Turkey.
Speaker 6: I tried to do a fan duel or one of
Speaker 6: those accounts, and Dylan, you know you're gonna have to
Speaker 6: help me set up account because I couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll give you a referral code, Larry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet.
Speaker 6: They kept saying like, there's already been an account set
Speaker 6: up with this email or something, and I never set
Speaker 6: one up, so I don't know what it is. And
Speaker 6: I gave up.
Speaker 1: Larry, you don't even know your own email.
Speaker 6: I wanted to bet. I wanted to bet Yukon against
Speaker 6: Saint John's. I was at Bobby Mohat's house and I
Speaker 6: tried like five different sites and they all said put
Speaker 6: your code in. This has already been one set up.
Speaker 6: And I said, I don't know what they said I
Speaker 6: could they could send a code to my text message
Speaker 6: me or code. And every time I went to get
Speaker 6: the text message for the code, I couldn't get back
Speaker 6: to where I was. I had to redo it.
Speaker 3: There's probably a kid in curse out with your socials.
Speaker 4: We got to go back down. We got to go
Speaker 4: back down to Jersey. That's it.
Speaker 3: Then you have to come there.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not I want to go to it. Atlantic City, No, No,
Speaker 1: just hometown Jess.
Speaker 6: Mamma Park. We got Brian wants to come to Mamma's Park.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go to.
Speaker 6: We have to do Derby. How about Derby Day.
Speaker 4: I would love to Lair.
Speaker 6: I mean it'll be a cart Blount set up. Whatever
Speaker 6: we want in the yeah, and they can bring Dan.
Speaker 6: He knows a little bit about horses.
Speaker 4: I'm there, I'm there, Layer.
Speaker 6: All right, Okay, first Saturday, May.
Speaker 3: All right, Dan's in Chase and I'm in Danny's in
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Uh so Ray gives me this topic. He said, what's
Speaker 1: better the uh March Madness Round of sixty four, NFL
Speaker 1: Week one, Sunday, the Masters, College Football Playoffs, Thanksgiving NFL.
Speaker 6: Thursday Friday is nothing better than it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? When it comes to day drinking and fucking off
Speaker 4: of work.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Masters, you watch with two people and you
Speaker 6: all quiet, and so this thing is you're out in
Speaker 6: a bar, you got games going on, there's a million people.
Speaker 4: Everybody's off of work, nobody's fucking working.
Speaker 6: Tomorrow and Friday the two best days Master.
Speaker 3: Sunday when you're your guys still in the mix, though,
Speaker 3: is pretty nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you're with three other guys or you're a
Speaker 6: forty guys Tomorrow and Friday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm I'm alone alone Sunday, alone, sweating it out
Speaker 5: the you know, the roommates asking why I'm so into it.
Speaker 5: The eleven year old is saying, hey, Daddy, who's Bryson
Speaker 5: d Chambeau and will say show.
Speaker 3: Up tomorrow at noon is a pretty start to take.
Speaker 3: Forty ten hours.
Speaker 1: Shay and Dylan are actually going to watch the game.
Speaker 1: You can watch them watch games.
Speaker 4: Is that what? Yeah?
Speaker 3: If you so choose? Okay, all right, and you if
Speaker 3: you want to.
Speaker 2: You want Danny?
Speaker 4: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Come on, he's going to the horse track. Yeah, going
Speaker 1: to o TB winners Winter. Ye, I never feel sadder
Speaker 1: than when I've gone into an OTB winners. Is pretty depressing.
Speaker 1: Winter's the Milford right over here. I get pretty dark quick.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 5: Ever go to the bathroom, but winners.
Speaker 1: I have an over under for Diego Pavilla top one
Speaker 1: hundred pick in this year's draft under.
Speaker 4: How is this even a question? Under? Max Bett? Now?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we got to roll with our guy.
Speaker 4: Who's the man?
Speaker 1: Uh? Dylan Gabriel was ninety fourth. Jalen Milroe he was
Speaker 1: ninety second. Come on, is Diego Pavilla better than those
Speaker 1: two players? This is the wrong show to even pose that.
Speaker 1: I just throw it out you, okay?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Who will have more sacks next season? Max Crosby or
Speaker 1: Trey Hendry.
Speaker 5: So you want to get into this, You want to
Speaker 5: get into this Danny fraudulency. You want to get into
Speaker 5: the conspiracies, You want to get into the reality of
Speaker 5: what happened the theft. Yeah, Max Crosby versus come on, Hendrickson,
Speaker 5: the Ravens, how.
Speaker 1: They oh the physical me or may not have to
Speaker 1: do to do save two million bucks a couple of
Speaker 1: draft picks, ipso facto, carry the one. Holy shit, we
Speaker 1: got Trey Hendrickson, Come on, it's it's a better business
Speaker 1: move for the raven It's obviously fraudulent, yeah okay, but
Speaker 1: it's within their right to do that, not illegal. And
Speaker 1: that is Dylan's team. The Ravens team is. They're very
Speaker 1: shrewd business. Oh here we go, all right, alright, all right,
Speaker 1: before we get to the tournament. Here, Cowboys over under?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 4: Eight? What every year I fall for?
Speaker 5: You've got another Green Bay Packer? I know, I know,
Speaker 5: I know every year I fall for the same ship.
Speaker 1: Oh look they're picking up people in the off season.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, heir comes.
Speaker 3: Eight and a half, mash the under.
Speaker 4: I like the.
Speaker 3: How good this eight and nine Cowboys season sounds?
Speaker 1: What about you? Larry Cowboys over under eight and a
Speaker 1: half if you had to bet right now.
Speaker 6: If I had a better right now, I'm thinking my
Speaker 6: giants are taking Jeremiah of we're gonna spank Cowboys twice.
Speaker 6: That's an under.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go over.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm going to go over really yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the East, I'm going eight point six, not eight
Speaker 1: point five. I'll go nine, and i'll go nine wins
Speaker 1: for them.
Speaker 4: I'll go nine.
Speaker 1: All right, Larry, you're the champ from the NFL season, correct,
Speaker 1: Oh yes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, and in the playoffs. I only tied the
Speaker 6: season with Shay, though. I got to openly admit that.
Speaker 4: Oh we'll do that.
Speaker 3: Very big of you.
Speaker 6: Stay tied me in the season.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well that leads us to March bad
Speaker 1: news and bad Larry, since you're the reigning champ. Although
Speaker 1: who won March Madness last year.
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone we all got me. I definitely did.
Speaker 4: Not, Larry.
Speaker 6: And you know, damn, I haven't bet since the Super Bowl.
Speaker 6: I'm very I'm a rookie right here and right now.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a rest versus rust situation.
Speaker 1: I'll let Okay go ahead, Dan, No, you go ahead.
Speaker 6: You won my final four. I mean, I got the
Speaker 6: four ones and I hate doing it. I don't find
Speaker 6: anyone beating the one.
Speaker 1: Boo. Yeah, I know Okay, okay, who's then, who's playing
Speaker 1: in the title game.
Speaker 6: Duke against Arizona with Arizona winning, that's a little bit
Speaker 6: of a stretching, Larry.
Speaker 3: You're clearly not a fan of history.
Speaker 6: Arizona to win, I understand, or West of the Mississippi,
Speaker 6: I know all that nonsense. But I can't take Duke
Speaker 6: because when I filled this pool out for you guys
Speaker 6: last night, I already entered in a couple other places.
Speaker 6: And you can't have Duke or you got to win
Speaker 6: all these early rounds. I need, I need, I was
Speaker 6: no where to win it.
Speaker 1: Wait, you put down you were taking Howard plus one
Speaker 1: and a half that that game was last night.
Speaker 3: Oh he sends it to me last night in fairness,
Speaker 3: so I gave it to him. We'll give it to honestly,
Speaker 3: Larry deserves it just for even betting on Howard. I'm shocked.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you got you got one unit.
Speaker 6: I thought I bet all the games, so I.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the game haven't played. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, there's games tonight and s MU Miami, Ohio,
Speaker 1: Lehigh Prairie View.
Speaker 6: Right, I got I know, I got Lee High and SMU.
Speaker 1: Did you bet did you bet? ANBDY State in Texas?
Speaker 6: Now, I don't remember who I took. Let me let
Speaker 6: me look, let me get the find that ray.
Speaker 1: You just said that he took Howard. Did he not
Speaker 1: know there was another I took?
Speaker 6: And I took Howard, I took m C State, I
Speaker 6: took s m U, I took Lee High.
Speaker 1: All right, so you lost on n C State.
Speaker 6: I get your cow. I haven't even looked. Damn, you're
Speaker 6: telling me MC State lost?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Dan, I'm going to email this to you.
Speaker 4: Wait.
Speaker 3: Do you see how Larry sent me his picks, and
Speaker 3: then you can probably defend me.
Speaker 1: Right, you got s Mu minus six and a half
Speaker 1: against Miami, Ohio, And you got Lee High minus three
Speaker 1: and a half against Prairie View, right the.
Speaker 6: Other way around, right SMU minustraight and and Lee High
Speaker 6: minus half?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's six. God, damn it, it's six
Speaker 1: and a half. Smu.
Speaker 6: Oh my god. I'm gonna stay with them. But I'm
Speaker 6: looking at the PA. I'm looking at yesterday's post that
Speaker 6: I spent.
Speaker 1: Sheridan for the USA today. What you've done? You would stop?
Speaker 1: Are you working right now?
Speaker 6: I'm on the clock. We're not going to go there.
Speaker 3: Damn, Larry, are you having a stroke right now?
Speaker 6: No, I'm looking at my paper. SMU's minus three and
Speaker 6: a half and Lehigh's minus six and a half. Dan
Speaker 6: just gave me the lines the other.
Speaker 4: Way around the opposite layer.
Speaker 3: It's Smu minus six and a half, Leigh minus three and
Speaker 3: a half.
Speaker 4: I swear to God, Larry, right.
Speaker 6: You have my paper, my picture I sent yesterday's post.
Speaker 6: We don't say.
Speaker 1: We don't go by the New York Post.
Speaker 6: Okay, I know I don't have a book You remember
Speaker 6: I started the show telling you that.
Speaker 1: How do you not have a bookie? Get a bookie?
Speaker 1: You're in fucking New Jersey. Can throw a stick a
Speaker 1: hit of fifteen Italians?
Speaker 6: I know that we don't.
Speaker 1: Not all Italians, not.
Speaker 3: All Italians are bookies, but every Italian knows a bookie, right, Okay.
Speaker 6: I can find another book. I just didn't need it
Speaker 6: after the Super Bowl made it. I really, I really
Speaker 6: haven't missed it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Larry, what other games are you picking?
Speaker 6: Okay? I have Vanderbilt minus eleven and a half. Okay,
Speaker 6: I have Saint John's minus to ten and a half,
Speaker 6: all right, And I have Yukon minus to twenty and
Speaker 6: a half. I think the I think the East is down.
Speaker 6: I think they'll win those first two games handily.
Speaker 1: How how is it he gets these point spreads correct
Speaker 1: and he didn't have the other ones correct?
Speaker 6: All right, I'm looking right at Okay, all right, so
Speaker 6: it's not me, Dannis. Blame the New York Post.
Speaker 1: Now do you want we do?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 6: Is?
Speaker 3: That is very easy?
Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of things like, no, you
Speaker 1: gave me your final four? Okay, Larry? Are you okay?
Speaker 6: I'm looking at Duke Florida, Arizona and Michigan.
Speaker 4: You told us this.
Speaker 6: I sent it in last night. Dan.
Speaker 1: You are you drinking?
Speaker 2: Not yet?
Speaker 4: Maybe that's a problem. Yeah, now I would start drinking right.
Speaker 1: Now, Dylan, you want to give me your picks?
Speaker 3: All right, Dan, I'll see if I can get these right.
Speaker 3: My final four Saint Juan's Illinois Perdue in Michigan with
Speaker 3: Perdue winning it all all right, which is on my list?
Speaker 3: I acknowledge that.
Speaker 1: But Larry, Larry, did you fill out your bracket while
Speaker 1: you're on a roller coaster?
Speaker 2: I told you, Dan, I got.
Speaker 6: The Dellly News. I mean I bought the Post. I
Speaker 6: figured would have the bracket. I mean, I'll sit there
Speaker 6: and fill it out. Well, I had the bracket with
Speaker 6: somebody else's fucking picks in there. If I had to
Speaker 6: go through them and sat out his winners and change.
Speaker 1: It, okay, all right, okay, and a headache.
Speaker 3: I was looking at all the fun pictures in the post,
Speaker 3: and I made my picks.
Speaker 1: All right, go Dylan, all right.
Speaker 3: TCU plus two and a half against Ohio State.
Speaker 4: That's the new game tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Got to bet the first one off the trip and
Speaker 3: the following game. Nebraska minus twelve and a half against Troy,
Speaker 3: Fucking Troy, High Point plus ten and a half against
Speaker 3: Wisconsin High Point. A lot of people are big on
Speaker 3: high Point.
Speaker 1: Dan uh Chase Johnston.
Speaker 3: They got a honky you could shoot.
Speaker 1: All he does is shoot threes.
Speaker 2: Throw him up, Throw him up.
Speaker 4: Brother.
Speaker 1: He was zero for two in the regular season from
Speaker 1: two point range. He went sixty four of one thirty two.
Speaker 3: Spray and pray.
Speaker 1: That's my kind of guy right there.
Speaker 3: That is a classic first round upset against Wisconsin and
Speaker 3: then lose in the second round.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: I got Michigan State minus sixteen and a half against
Speaker 3: North Dakota State, and then Texas money line against BYU
Speaker 3: twenty five. A little bit of juice there, Kennesas State
Speaker 3: plus twenty and a half against Gonzaga Arizona minus thirty
Speaker 3: and a half against LU they'd blow them out and
Speaker 3: then lose in the second round. That's my prediction.
Speaker 1: It's happened before it has.
Speaker 3: I got Villanova plus one and a half against Utah State,
Speaker 3: Saint John's minus ten and a half against Northern Iowa.
Speaker 3: Obviously I need them to make a little bit of
Speaker 3: a run here. And then Miszoo plus one and a
Speaker 3: half against Miami.
Speaker 1: Miszoo kind of at home, yep, plus one and a
Speaker 1: half too, damn tight game. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I've got yes to a buzzer beater in
Speaker 3: the first round plus five hundred, which kind of seems
Speaker 3: like bullshit odds, Like, I mean, it happens, but plus
Speaker 3: five hundred that should be plus a thousand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But is it a buzzer beater game over?
Speaker 3: I think that's I think it has to be zero
Speaker 3: like once the ball user hand has to be zeros
Speaker 3: on the clock.
Speaker 1: Wow, So if it like one tenth, I don't think that.
Speaker 4: There's no chance they're paying that out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, and then obviously I due winning. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: throw a little sprinkle on them to win the title
Speaker 3: plus twenty five hundred damn good value there, Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: Say yeah I got for the final four, Danny, I
Speaker 1: got Dorothy, Glutch City, the Mormons in Texas Tech.
Speaker 4: Title game. I got h Town beaten.
Speaker 1: Texas Tech a little Texas fight. Yeah, I think it's
Speaker 1: gonna be all right.
Speaker 3: Texas Tech had a rough week too, with Ludwig going
Speaker 3: down in flames. Yeah, imagine going from Sweden to Lubbock, Texas.
Speaker 4: That's that tracks that track, Yeah.
Speaker 3: That pipeline.
Speaker 5: Well, I was gonna say, demographics are pretty similar. Yeah,
Speaker 5: he'll be all right.
Speaker 3: He also those Scandinavians are crazy, like you would never
Speaker 3: even know he was from a different country hearing him
Speaker 3: speak English.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they study hard. Yeah, they want to get the
Speaker 4: hell out of town.
Speaker 5: H Then Lee High Lane three and a half begins
Speaker 5: Prairie View Smooth Miami of Ohio over one sixty three
Speaker 5: high point h point plus ten and a half with
Speaker 5: the Gringo Shooter. I got VCU plus two and a
Speaker 5: half against the tar Heels, and then TAMU plus three
Speaker 5: and a half against the Catholics. Upend, I got the
Speaker 5: big fucking nerds plus twenty four and a half against
Speaker 5: a corruption an ugly lane one and a half against
Speaker 5: Saint Louis and Clemson.
Speaker 4: This is my plus two and a half agains Iowa.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it a lot. Ray the Texas A and
Speaker 1: M Saint Mary's game is the second most bet upset
Speaker 1: of the tournament.
Speaker 4: That is correct. Shit, that's I didn't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that does not better feel good at all the
Speaker 3: bets around Texas.
Speaker 1: It's America versus the Communists. And what is the most
Speaker 1: bet upset.
Speaker 4: It's the one that she just picked.
Speaker 1: God damn it, Clemson, Iowa, Iowa's because there, it's like
Speaker 1: a weird upset. It's by the it's an eight nine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not an upset points spreader.
Speaker 3: You're talking about a.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I have. Upset in quotes, got I
Speaker 4: got it? Okay, okay?
Speaker 1: Anything else that needs to be mentioned here on the.
Speaker 3: I missed you guys.
Speaker 1: It's been a long time, Dan, I get to see Shay.
Speaker 4: I've been wandering, Nanny.
Speaker 1: Larry, why have you been You've been wondering or wandering wandering.
Speaker 4: In the wilderness, was wondering what's going on?
Speaker 1: We got a haircut too, I got a haircut, I know,
Speaker 1: but what's you know?
Speaker 4: The room?
Speaker 1: I mean I got I got an eleven year old now, Danny,
Speaker 1: I got eleven, I got a ten, I got a five.
Speaker 4: They're all girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so I'm really I'm getting hen pecked a lot, right,
Speaker 1: and the roommate is getting deeper and deeper into her
Speaker 1: tennis mom. Shardonay community. Shardonay is a good way to
Speaker 1: put it, Shardenay community, really, and it's they use tennis
Speaker 1: as a reason. Yeah, and then you just sit around
Speaker 1: in gossip and I'm all alone.
Speaker 4: There's no sons.
Speaker 5: The only other I mean, you could call him males
Speaker 5: the dog when we cut his balls off.
Speaker 4: So I don't know what he could be. They them.
Speaker 1: I don't know, he could be whatever right now. I
Speaker 1: don't know idea. But I'm fucking alone, Danny. It's it's stuff.
Speaker 3: That's very big of you have a non binary dog.
Speaker 1: I'm not here to judge, you know, I'm only here
Speaker 1: to accept in love obviously.
Speaker 3: And aroundhim. Applause for Larry betting On Howard. That is
Speaker 3: oh big deal. Talking about progressive notorious HBC.
Speaker 6: Let's get up, let's get that the question about the movie.
Speaker 6: You know, I'm not a big movie guy at all,
Speaker 6: but they put out that question of what movie does
Speaker 6: everyone else like that you hated? I don't know. It
Speaker 6: was those two fucking jerkoffs who were like running the
Speaker 6: whole movie like Cherry's a fire or some shit.
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: That's one of the greatest athletic movies and you don't
Speaker 1: want cher It's a fire?
Speaker 6: No, I thought it sucked.
Speaker 4: Wow. Academy Award winner, Academy Award winner.
Speaker 6: Yeah, a horrible movie.
Speaker 5: Your Beauty the Beast is a fucking answer. By the way,
Speaker 5: Beauty and the goddamn Beast. Oh, because you watch it
Speaker 5: with your kids. No, because the bad guy won. That's
Speaker 5: why Gaston is the goddamn hero. He tried to save
Speaker 5: Belle from a beast who took her from her father,
Speaker 5: and he went to go save her and then he
Speaker 5: got killed. Not only did get killed, he got yelled
Speaker 5: at by the woman who was kidnapped with Stockholm syndrome.
Speaker 2: I love the beast, I love the beast.
Speaker 4: What is he supposed to do?
Speaker 1: Agree with her? She's clearly been traumatized. He's got to
Speaker 1: save the woman and she lets him die. It's hard
Speaker 1: for me to look at you without thinking about this show.
Speaker 1: I just started watching Nurremberg. No, that's Russell Crowe though, yahou.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got recognizable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's uh Jason Bateman and the GF Saint Louis TTF.
Speaker 1: Did you think I'm the the guy? You're David Harbor.
Speaker 3: Actually the list?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and uh, it doesn't end well for David Harbor.
Speaker 5: I've been watching it, have you? Yeah, I've been watching
Speaker 5: a good show Bateman. Anything by watching Bateman is great,
Speaker 5: the best. But he's Jason Bateman is playing Jason Bateman clearly. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but but uh yeah d t F Saint Louis.
Speaker 1: Did you watch Stranger Things? Yeah, you did for the
Speaker 1: first couple of seasons.
Speaker 3: I didn't know it was good.
Speaker 1: The first couple of seasons good evil, and then you
Speaker 1: had the the Vector or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's I think there's we're inundated the shows at
Speaker 3: this point. There's too much. It used to be like
Speaker 3: there was a handful of everyone kind of watch. Now
Speaker 3: there's I just got done with Knight Agent. How's that
Speaker 3: it was good?
Speaker 1: I watched.
Speaker 3: They're just pumping ship out.
Speaker 1: I thought it was okay. First the first season was legit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was good. But I just like things that I
Speaker 1: don't't have to think. Yeah, and I my time frame
Speaker 1: for watching something is around seventeen minutes.
Speaker 3: Just a classic TV sitcom epis.
Speaker 1: Then I decide after seventeen minutes, I'm either like I
Speaker 1: I tried to do Paradise that that show is not good.
Speaker 1: I tried.
Speaker 3: I deduced from one and a half episode.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I love post apocalyptic anything.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I hate it. Oh, I love that shit. It's stupid.
Speaker 3: He sometimes starting the idea of starting a new show.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'll like turn it on and be like, man,
Speaker 3: not right now.
Speaker 1: Larry knows nothing of this. By the way, he doesn't
Speaker 1: stream any he knows nothing.
Speaker 6: Larry's eating You think I know how to stream something?
Speaker 6: I thought he was Jason Batem, but I thought you
Speaker 6: were talking about Ozark.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's what I was on the right show. Okay, good, No,
Speaker 6: that was a wrong show.
Speaker 1: No, it was the wrong show.
Speaker 6: It's it's did watch Oark? I remember a couple of years.
Speaker 6: I think you're in COVID I watched a couple of
Speaker 6: these things. You guys are talking about post apocalyptic ship,
Speaker 6: and then he likes Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker 4: No, I don't like it. No, I don't like Beauty
Speaker 4: the Beast. I hate Beauty the Beast.
Speaker 3: But he likes the post the Pocket.
Speaker 4: I love post apocalyptic ship. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I guess because you have an eleven year old, you
Speaker 6: watch Beauty and the Beast.
Speaker 4: I mean, like coury, I got three daughters, Larry, what
Speaker 4: you want me to do?
Speaker 6: I was Frozen?
Speaker 1: It was fine, fine, emotional.
Speaker 6: I've never watched any of those those shows, larrst Frozen
Speaker 6: one of them.
Speaker 3: You've watched Frozen?
Speaker 4: Come on, I have not. You got green kids. Give
Speaker 4: it a year or two to watch Frozen.
Speaker 1: Larry's not watching the kids, their grandkids.
Speaker 4: Yeah he m b MB's holding him right here. MB's
Speaker 4: holding right here. Larry's sitting in the corner with a
Speaker 4: vest on because she told him to.
Speaker 6: Madeline is down at my house right now. I will
Speaker 6: be holding her this afternoon. There you go. Yeah, he's
Speaker 6: too young for Frozen, and the other kids, the other
Speaker 6: grand kids are too old for Frozen.
Speaker 4: Give it a couple of years.
Speaker 1: We'll see and it's living.
Speaker 6: Maine, so they're living frozen.
Speaker 1: They aren't frozen. Okay, that's it. I think we've done
Speaker 1: everything that we could possibly do, and then so we're back,
Speaker 1: I guess for a little while.
Speaker 3: Correct, we're back, Dan, You're gonna be like one hundred
Speaker 3: and four doing this.
Speaker 1: Podcast and he loves his ship. Oh not the Larry segment.
Speaker 6: Tell you what. I don't like it on Wednesday either.
Speaker 1: When are you coming up here? Larry?
Speaker 6: You know next Thursday, I'm going to Maine.
Speaker 1: Are you going to stop through?
Speaker 6: I got Casey and Mary Beth with me, so I'm
Speaker 6: gonna doubt it, but you never know, Dan.
Speaker 1: Bring them in or let him let him go get
Speaker 1: something to eat while you come in and give him
Speaker 1: some money.
Speaker 3: And send him lunch.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I'll suggest that tonight.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So good luck with your picks Dylan
Speaker 1: this weekend, guys, Thank Larry. Thanks it's bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Jersey Shay is here, Marvin and Big Day Ray. Our
Speaker 1: pleasure to serve you.
Speaker 4: I hope you enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: For entertainment purposes only.
Speaker 3: This is not gambling.
Speaker 1: Yes, bet wisely, we'll talk to you next week. I
Speaker 1: think