Speaker 1: I just hey, hi.
Speaker 2: This is like during COVID when people who were in
Speaker 2: rehab had to zoom call their family and say like hi, like.
Speaker 1: Oh, was that a thing? Yeah, I never saw that.
Speaker 1: I saw the zoom graduations. Those were pretty dark.
Speaker 2: This is our.
Speaker 1: Zoom ra all right, guys, so lots to talk about,
Speaker 1: but not much as we can say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in quite the pickle, but that's okay. Hey,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I just let the hell out of
Speaker 2: my mic before anyone says it. Yes, I know you
Speaker 2: probably like, and it looks so gorgeous despite everything happening, like.
Speaker 1: She's how does she do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I know, and you're brought like, oh yeah, that's
Speaker 2: exactly probably what people ask. It's like how do you
Speaker 2: do it? And honestly, I have no tips. It is
Speaker 2: quite literally just genetics. No, it sucks. It sucks.
Speaker 1: But and people are probably like, how why does Drew
Speaker 1: look so terrible? Like what is going on? Bitch? Oh
Speaker 1: watch what happens when I turned them on? Oh do
Speaker 1: you see that? It's like, it's it's basically my aura
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: That's your aura. I think that's like the Lens Flair kind.
Speaker 1: Of it's it's my aura. As you can see, it's
Speaker 1: white with blueish purple tints, which actually, let's look it
Speaker 1: up and see what that means.
Speaker 2: Why you're literally like when we used to go on
Speaker 2: YouTube and look up conspiracy and then look up latest
Speaker 2: uploaded and it would be someone driving and filming the
Speaker 2: run and being like, as you can see, all the
Speaker 2: lights have just turned red, and I just wanted to
Speaker 2: document this because this means blah blah blahlah blah, that
Speaker 2: is you.
Speaker 1: I'm essentially an astral traveler of sorts. I feel connected
Speaker 1: to a higher power entering communications with their higher self.
Speaker 1: I mean, all of that makes sense to me.
Speaker 2: That tracks like, if that's your aura, then why does
Speaker 2: it go away when you turn off the light? Like
Speaker 2: that's why I don't understand. Wouldn't that just be like
Speaker 2: your glow all the time?
Speaker 1: I literally it's basically I'm a non conformist, so I
Speaker 1: don't conform to like all this weird light shit you'll
Speaker 1: have going on. But what I do conform too is
Speaker 1: hating seeing myself while we record, because here we are again,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking puggy.
Speaker 2: You always say that you don't look bad when we
Speaker 2: record it. You always do that face now and it doesn't. Well,
Speaker 2: if anybody's wondering where Kai is. We lost him in
Speaker 2: the custody battle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we banished him to the shadow.
Speaker 2: We lost guy in the custody battle.
Speaker 1: Well, they he's actually locked in the basement. Yeah, we're
Speaker 1: trying to get him out. But it's almost like I
Speaker 1: can hear him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his presence.
Speaker 3: I feel really actually in the basement. I actually sucked
Speaker 3: my hacked it.
Speaker 1: He hacked it.
Speaker 2: What did he say? He said he sucked his way out,
Speaker 2: Like bitch, you're always gonna make it.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, the basement.
Speaker 1: And ironically it looks like you're in the basement.
Speaker 3: No, this is my room. This is my cool room.
Speaker 2: Why do you have a nightstand right in front of
Speaker 2: your closet?
Speaker 3: Because I'm adjusting things, I'm moving things around. I just
Speaker 3: moved here like six months ago.
Speaker 2: So I the only girl who gets manic at three
Speaker 2: am and rearrange.
Speaker 1: Just like, oh, it's you didn't have a childhood unless
Speaker 1: you change your room at least three times a week.
Speaker 2: I didn't have my own room growing up, so I
Speaker 2: wasn't allowed to do that kind of stuff. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: I just want to start this episode off by saying,
Speaker 2: I really don't understand the Olympics. They don't make it
Speaker 2: to me. I literally don't understand what's happening. Like, I
Speaker 2: know y'all are there, and like I'm seeing a whole
Speaker 2: lot of like look at my bed tour, not a
Speaker 2: whole lot of running, swimming, fucking chasing whatever the fuck
Speaker 2: y'all do.
Speaker 1: My gosh, I was gonna say, I had a topic
Speaker 1: to bring up. They need to shut the fuck up
Speaker 1: about those goddamn cardboard beds. God, for the last twelve
Speaker 1: years it's been like this, like, oh my god, they
Speaker 1: have cardboard beds. They're like they need their sleep, but
Speaker 1: they put them on cardboard. Oh whoa, they're actually randomly
Speaker 1: kind of comfortable. Bitch, we know y'all sleep in cardboard beds. Like,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up about them, Like please, please, please,
Speaker 1: like go play basketball challenge Like no. Literally.
Speaker 2: Also, okay, there's a lot of time back because first
Speaker 2: of all, when when do y'all start doing what the
Speaker 2: fuck you're supposed to do, Like, when do y'all start
Speaker 2: doing the damn thing? And I have a feeling about Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I have a feeling by the
Speaker 2: time this episode comes out, they're gonna be doing their
Speaker 2: damn thing, so whatever, like oh sue me. Second of all,
Speaker 2: all of them are doing these crazy unboxing calls of
Speaker 2: the stuff they're getting gift gifted. How are you getting
Speaker 2: that shit back home? Like I saw this U extra
Speaker 2: to unload like four duffels worth of shit, and I
Speaker 2: was like, where is that going? Because that's going right
Speaker 2: to the fucking landfill.
Speaker 1: You know, some countries put them in suitcases for them,
Speaker 1: so they like definitely had a problem where people were
Speaker 1: just like I can't get this shit back home, Like
Speaker 1: I'm broke. I didn't win fucking bronze gold or silver,
Speaker 1: so like I cannot afford to bring this back and
Speaker 1: buy my own suitcase. Because they're also all trapped in
Speaker 1: the same village and they're all having sex rampantly.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the thing. I know. They give them like
Speaker 2: cardboard beds to make them not fuck, but like, damn,
Speaker 2: after a hard day's work, sometimes you just need a
Speaker 2: good fucking I know.
Speaker 1: Literally, they need to get.
Speaker 2: Their time schedule back on course, like they're all jet lagged.
Speaker 2: They need a good fuck to go to sleep. But
Speaker 2: I guess like the issue is like that could be
Speaker 2: risky because people are fucking monsters and don't know how
Speaker 2: to like navigate those things correctly. Like that's what I'm assuming.
Speaker 1: Like STDs were a thing like Olympic Village STDs.
Speaker 2: Like it's like the mass spreading.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Lebron James is a flag bear this year
Speaker 1: for USA.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? You? You? That's the thing. The
Speaker 2: US is supployed to try to get shots and it's
Speaker 2: not gonna happen. Like Also, all the fucking fits are
Speaker 2: ugly as heck, Like.
Speaker 1: I will say, I think one country has like the
Speaker 1: most cunty outfits.
Speaker 2: I saw Haiti had a funy fit like it was
Speaker 2: giving very tom brown like very like cut like suit,
Speaker 2: nice like embellishments. I saw another one like I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's Australia or what.
Speaker 1: I don't this year the.
Speaker 2: Weird pleated.
Speaker 1: Like y'all like really bad.
Speaker 2: But there was something else I wrote about the Olympics
Speaker 2: because the Olympics has just been pissing me off.
Speaker 1: Like it's all over my fucking feed.
Speaker 2: Oh do you win money? If you win, what do
Speaker 2: you get, like just to like be the annoying bit
Speaker 2: you've been Like who could be like I won the Olympics.
Speaker 2: Like that's what that feels like to me is just
Speaker 2: be like the Olympics.
Speaker 1: It's basically like some countries I think, like Singapore or
Speaker 1: something like if you win gold, you win a million dollars,
Speaker 1: which is like seven hundred and twenty thousand USD. But
Speaker 1: not every country. I think if you win a gold
Speaker 1: in America, it's like thirty two thousand dollars, but it's
Speaker 1: not a requirement by the country, and it's really like.
Speaker 2: We need to reule this back. It's being the face
Speaker 2: of the country in terms of sports. You get thirty
Speaker 2: two thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's not like it's like an add
Speaker 1: on on top, because like no one's doing it for
Speaker 1: the cash. They're doing it for the clout. And also
Speaker 1: like brand deals post Olympics is like I guess, yeah.
Speaker 2: You get signed to Nike after that and it's a
Speaker 2: wrap like you.
Speaker 1: But if you're an Olympic athlete and you're not signed
Speaker 1: to Nike, you're a flop. I'm just saying, oh my god, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think Nike can even sign that many people, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that too.
Speaker 1: Huh Ki has such a good fucking camera. I'm actually
Speaker 1: done since you want to you want to make this
Speaker 1: ship all about your fucking self, bitch, I'm out of here.
Speaker 2: Your camera off?
Speaker 1: Okay, mid Oh my god, who's this ugly bitch on
Speaker 1: my screen right now? It actually scared the funk out
Speaker 1: of me when she came.
Speaker 3: Don't call her ugly and it's fucking beautiful.
Speaker 2: Okay, stop, no, sorry, sorry, everybody come back.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean kay, that was like, hella weird.
Speaker 1: You were like hitting on.
Speaker 3: Your boss, hitting on her. I was stating an objective
Speaker 3: fact and you are not acknowledging it.
Speaker 2: Oh, let me find out up here.
Speaker 3: Oh he is? He is? I for one second he wasn't,
Speaker 3: but I switched it.
Speaker 1: So we need to We need to reel it back
Speaker 1: because Kaya said Enya is objectively beautiful. And then it said, Andrew,
Speaker 1: you are not a bitch. I'm stunner. I'm a I'm
Speaker 1: a baddie, I'm a boxer. I'm like, I'm a baddie,
Speaker 1: I'm a star boy. Like, don't fucking play with me words.
Speaker 4: You're being manipulative, wondering why Drew doesn't go to New
Speaker 4: York more often, or at least as often as I do,
Speaker 4: and Drew literally physically can't walk down the streets of
Speaker 4: New York without agents chasing him, ripping as close to
Speaker 4: shreds because they're trying to grab him through the crowds.
Speaker 1: It's like, y'all, learn some fucking boundaries. You can't just
Speaker 1: grab me. Like when I was in Japan, all of
Speaker 1: the scouting agencies out there were like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like this white boy, like he needs to be the
Speaker 1: faith of our brand.
Speaker 2: Like this white boy.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, It's really crazy. I'm like American Dream.
Speaker 3: I want to say I didn't call you ugly. I
Speaker 3: said you're ignoring this objective fact, and then I think
Speaker 3: you're sexy, like you know this. Why would I grab
Speaker 3: my ankles for you if I.
Speaker 2: Didn't, okay enough enough enough, because you'll are gonna make
Speaker 2: me mad?
Speaker 1: As talk, Yah, I had this gross ass fucking forehead vein.
Speaker 1: I look like a Neander.
Speaker 2: You need to packet the fuck up and go to
Speaker 2: confidence camp or some shit bitch like literally camp shipping
Speaker 2: you off tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Girl, I'm not going to conversion therapy. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 2: No, I said, confident camp. Well, I decided that something
Speaker 2: about people commenting like overly deep sentiments on people's tiktoks
Speaker 2: is the weirdest thing that we've come to. Like, this
Speaker 2: guy made this TikTok, which also like you saying that
Speaker 2: publicly you're going to hell. You're gonna burn in hell
Speaker 2: because his TikTok was like procrastinating on breaking up because
Speaker 2: I just want to be able to hold you a
Speaker 2: few more times. Okay. First of all, you're crazy as fuck,
Speaker 2: like you're crazy for publicizing that information. Second of all,
Speaker 2: the comments were like, uugh, I know the love is gone,
Speaker 2: but I'm hurt a little more to be held one
Speaker 2: more time, like all the shit and I'm just like, bro,
Speaker 2: if I was going on TikTok, like scrolling around and
Speaker 2: I found a TikTok like that, and one of y'all
Speaker 2: had commented that on the TikTok, I would literally blow
Speaker 2: your shit up, like I would, like me, that's what
Speaker 2: you wish.
Speaker 1: Would have hold on.
Speaker 2: No, I would take a screenshot and I would post
Speaker 2: it on my story for the next seven days in
Speaker 2: a row, like it would my story would be dots
Speaker 2: because it would just be like the same screenshot a
Speaker 2: million times.
Speaker 1: Damn uh yeah. No, I've I've always seen it's like
Speaker 1: kind of the same thing, but the fucking uh oh
Speaker 1: what's it called. I'm looking through my history to find
Speaker 1: it right now. It's a it's like those post it notes.
Speaker 1: It's like the invisible project or something like that, where
Speaker 1: like people like post the person's first name and then
Speaker 1: write a sentiment about them, oh like the yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: yeah or something yeah, some shit like that. But I
Speaker 1: went through and I looked up my name, and I
Speaker 1: swear to god, there was like at least five that
Speaker 1: I could trace back to me. And I was like,
Speaker 1: oh wait, this is about me. This is about me,
Speaker 1: and I make everything about myself. So I looked up
Speaker 1: y'all's names as well, and Yea, you didn't really have
Speaker 1: any because you have an esoteric, weird name Kai you
Speaker 1: never have ever had any bitches period, so you had
Speaker 1: not either, But I have twenty. They were all about me.
Speaker 2: Too, okay, and you have one of the most common
Speaker 2: names on the fucking planet, like Hello Grue. Actually, it's
Speaker 2: likely for them to be about you, and it's more
Speaker 2: likely for them to be about me because I have
Speaker 2: such a rare, unique, sexy, alluring, elecant name. So like
Speaker 2: it makes more sense. That's the ones that are there
Speaker 2: are about me too. I don't think your name is.
Speaker 1: That oh it is the uncent project. Hold on, let's
Speaker 1: look up Kai Kai Sinat.
Speaker 2: You got ate up with that one. You literally got
Speaker 2: ate up.
Speaker 3: My name is two consonants.
Speaker 2: People spell your name like Haisnat's name.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, this is this is teeth. They're all like
Speaker 1: kind of crazy. I hate that. I still love you.
Speaker 1: If if it was your internalized homophobia that made you
Speaker 1: leave me, I hope you healed from it. Now wait,
Speaker 1: I got read. I miss you being stock. That's look opinion. Okay,
Speaker 1: shame you lost me.
Speaker 2: Okay, but John never lost a hole in my life.
Speaker 1: Constantly, consistently, continually, always you. It's a cruel summer without you.
Speaker 2: Not the swift you mentioned?
Speaker 1: Oh is that swift.
Speaker 2: What he's written?
Speaker 3: Mine?
Speaker 1: Mine are so sweet? Oh? Mine are so sweet? Drew, Uh,
Speaker 1: you have a giant penis?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I actually just found yours. Drew, you are
Speaker 2: so fucking annoying. I want you to shut up all
Speaker 2: the time, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you to
Speaker 2: shut up because I feel like a mean person. Drew,
Speaker 2: you are so ugly and fugly and nasty, and you
Speaker 2: smell like shit.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look like you're reading anything. It looks like
Speaker 1: you're just saying no, no.
Speaker 2: I just memorized them. I was like last night in bed,
Speaker 2: just reading them like a script because I just wanted
Speaker 2: to be able to say them to you.
Speaker 1: Oh weird, weird Max.
Speaker 2: I can't stand up because I'm wearing pajama pants. I'm
Speaker 2: so work from home coded.
Speaker 1: Right, that is so COVID coded.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a new colorway of this hoodie, and then.
Speaker 2: We have cute shorts. We have a really cute shirt
Speaker 2: that are friendly on did a painting for and Oryan
Speaker 2: did a poem four on the back of it, which
Speaker 2: is really sweet and the poem made me cry. We
Speaker 2: have a T shirt with puppets made by a fan plushies.
Speaker 2: And we have your mom.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're selling pieces of your mom.
Speaker 2: Whore. I'm selling a flashlight replica of myself. It's but
Speaker 2: it's fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I literally have always wanted to make a Willy kit
Speaker 1: and do it of mine and them, because bitch, I
Speaker 1: know those ship would sell out.
Speaker 2: Oh that would be so gross.
Speaker 1: That's so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: It's so scary.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you make one for me?
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I'll make you whatever you're talking about, Thank you.
Speaker 2: I might as well just use like a single finger.
Speaker 2: Maybe you're pinky drew if that's what you're.
Speaker 1: Oh, that tracks tracks, that tracks, well, there has been
Speaker 1: an AI robot that is able, So I'll like run
Speaker 1: you down through like the whole experiment. But basically, ten
Speaker 1: thousand people submitted photos of themselves and this AI robot
Speaker 1: scanned every single person's face and with eighty one percent
Speaker 1: accuracy on men and seventy one percent accuracy on women,
Speaker 1: it was able to tell you were gay based off
Speaker 1: of your face with eighty one percent accuracy. So there
Speaker 1: is like traits like one of things, yeah, and one
Speaker 1: of them for like for the men, it's like they
Speaker 1: have like a thinner jaw, which I don't have. Obviously,
Speaker 1: that tracks. They have smaller noses, which obviously I don't have.
Speaker 1: I have a fucking hog nose. And they have bigger
Speaker 1: foe heads in gay men, which I basically have like
Speaker 1: a two head.
Speaker 2: Why are you spreading your fingers so much? I mean
Speaker 2: a three head is still small.
Speaker 5: They're talking about that forehead I got sorry, gay men
Speaker 5: have bigger heads, like way bigger heads.
Speaker 1: Oh and then women it's like smaller forehead, wider jaw
Speaker 1: and those are like the only two that like really
Speaker 1: made a difference. But yeah that's tea.
Speaker 2: So I literally don't that talks for me because I
Speaker 2: have a big head and uh no jawline. So right,
Speaker 2: love wins love. No.
Speaker 6: My favorite, like, my favorite me moment in my whole
Speaker 6: life is me posting a thirst trap the day gay
Speaker 6: marriage got me, Like, I was like, love fucking.
Speaker 1: Winds, we have to insert that.
Speaker 2: Like side boob, like laying in bed and everybody was like,
Speaker 2: are you going I.
Speaker 1: Was like no, hell no, hell no.
Speaker 2: Actually thank you asking for asking.
Speaker 1: God, No, that is that is even better than she
Speaker 1: is so beautiful. Did you like the girls? I was like.
Speaker 2: My inbox, no one.
Speaker 3: Box bro.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'll save that. I'll save that for a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks from now.
Speaker 2: Well. I saw TikTok where someone was like, oh, you
Speaker 2: can just look at certain couples and know they thought,
Speaker 2: like you know, they have good sex. And everyone in
Speaker 2: the comments was saying the names of like random couples.
Speaker 2: No one said me and Drew literally no, one said me,
Speaker 2: and Drew surd like, look at us, don't we look
Speaker 2: like we like?
Speaker 1: Have you put in the top right?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I didn't in the know in the viewscape because I
Speaker 1: mind she's in the bottom.
Speaker 3: Oh and he is on the top left. You're on
Speaker 3: the top right, just like the episodes the hierarchy. Is
Speaker 3: that a test?
Speaker 2: Why do you say no?
Speaker 1: I didn't?
Speaker 2: No? No, why not? Well? I think I needs to
Speaker 2: start saying yes boss to us, like in how they
Speaker 2: say yes, yes, ye, yes chef. You need to podcast host, yes,
Speaker 2: podcast host, yes, person with a microphone, yes, person with
Speaker 2: a microphone. Oh, motherfucker sorry, like you were so.
Speaker 3: Nasty turning it yes and that bit okay.
Speaker 1: Well I saw another TikTok of this uh lay by
Speaker 1: in uh Lesbian and she said, damn, like Drew has
Speaker 1: me questioning my sexuality sometimes he's so fucking fine. Had
Speaker 1: eight thousand likes, and I was like, gag, like, wait,
Speaker 1: maybe I am like sexy hot. I went to the comments,
Speaker 1: the top comments. The top comment had like five thousand likes.
Speaker 1: It almost ratioed, and it was like, girl, you can
Speaker 1: have him. I got ratioed in the fucking comments.
Speaker 2: Oh you want to hear one fucking better. Actually, I
Speaker 2: am never. I never want to see anything post about
Speaker 2: me ever again. I at this point never outwardly go
Speaker 2: and search for anything posted about me because y'all are
Speaker 2: rudest talk and you wouldn't say that shit to my face,
Speaker 2: so literally, shut the fuck up. Second of all, bitch,
Speaker 2: someone posted a picture of me in this Gimmeglauz shirt,
Speaker 2: this like navy one, and was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: where can I get this shirt? It's so cute. And
Speaker 2: then somebody was talking about my boobs, which already like
Speaker 2: somebody was like, oh my god, they're sitting so pretty.
Speaker 2: I wish someone replied to it was like, that's what
Speaker 2: you say, is sitting pretty.
Speaker 1: And that's a big insecurity of you.
Speaker 2: I'll have y'all know I hate my tits and I
Speaker 2: do plan on having them removed. And when they're gone
Speaker 2: and I have tiny, chic boobs.
Speaker 1: Let her get that fucking surgery. You can't get those.
Speaker 1: That's all I care about. On you.
Speaker 2: I literally have been with people who acted like that
Speaker 2: with me, like I've always wanted a b rest reduction,
Speaker 2: and I've been with people who are like, don't get
Speaker 2: your tem I'm like, Okay, they literally make me want
Speaker 2: to kill.
Speaker 1: Myself, like they hurt your bag.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so because of that comment, I will be
Speaker 2: actually a lot of y'all thought I was on ozentic. Bitch.
Speaker 2: Now I'm actually gonna take it, and I'm gonna inject
Speaker 2: it right into my fucking tits and see what happens.
Speaker 1: I injected o zimpic into my frontal lobe and shrunk it.
Speaker 1: So I have no more.
Speaker 2: More.
Speaker 1: I have no more. I have no more. The spider
Speaker 1: infestation in the house is getting out of control.
Speaker 2: It's getting out because why is he eating them?
Speaker 1: Like he literally needs to eat spiders, like to the
Speaker 1: fuck off. But I was laying in bed two nights
Speaker 1: ago and just kind of chilling there on my phone
Speaker 1: and like, for some reason, like my body felt like
Speaker 1: hella itchy, and I would just like itch the spot
Speaker 1: and I was like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: Like this is weird. And then I like would feel
Speaker 1: like a piece of my hair on my upper back
Speaker 1: and I'd go like that, but it would just be
Speaker 1: my hair, and I was like genuinely fucking tweaking out. Well,
Speaker 1: I started ignoring the itches because I couldn't see, like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck you are not listening to me at all?
Speaker 2: In yeah, I am, I am, I am.
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm just fucking with you. Your eyes were
Speaker 1: like literally going in different directions completely.
Speaker 2: I was like starting to space out looking at this.
Speaker 1: But I was laying in bed and I felt like
Speaker 1: a bunch of itches on my leg and I was like, girl,
Speaker 1: what the fuck ignoring them? And then eventually I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is like not just like hair on my body,
Speaker 1: like this is something. And I looked down. There were
Speaker 1: two fucking hitters, one on my thigh, one on the
Speaker 1: like patella tendont like pateller tendant.
Speaker 2: And I was like, if you don't say the front
Speaker 2: of your fucking knee right now, my patella tendant, like
Speaker 2: grow the fuck up. You dropped out of school. Stop
Speaker 2: doing all that you're doing, like far too much. Keep going.
Speaker 2: It was on your fucking knee attendant, like you.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they like were probably fucking all over my
Speaker 1: body and they were literally on me, and that's the
Speaker 1: first time they've been on me, which is just like absurd.
Speaker 1: So immediately I took my apple pencil and I am
Speaker 1: paled like right through the fucking abdomen or whatever the
Speaker 1: spiders have the thorax or whatever, and I displayed him
Speaker 1: with a hole in his body on my.
Speaker 2: I don't know if animals are smart enough to see
Speaker 2: that and be like there's danger here. Like it's not
Speaker 2: like in the movies where somebody goes out into the
Speaker 2: jungle and they see a dead body and they're like,
Speaker 2: like the killer is here, Like we must be cautious.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know if animals are that smart, because literally,
Speaker 2: yesterday I met O'Ryan's family's house and their dog had
Speaker 2: been raining all day, like very obviously raining, and the
Speaker 2: dog kept like looking out the window like it wanted
Speaker 2: to go outside, and it went out there, touched the
Speaker 2: grasshop was wet, and came back in. I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: animals are looking so stupid because it could have looked
Speaker 2: at that fucking glass and see it was wet and
Speaker 2: be like I'm not going out there. Like it was
Speaker 2: raining all day, thunder like storm everything, and in my
Speaker 2: head I was like, oh, I guess it's an indoor dog,
Speaker 2: so maybe it just doesn't know, but at this point
Speaker 2: you should know better. And you're pissing me.
Speaker 1: Off, Like no, literally like, learn a goddamn lesson. Well, Kai,
Speaker 1: gen X, rise up, baby, it's your time, gen X.
Speaker 1: They are damaged people that have a lot to fucking
Speaker 1: say to us gen z ors.
Speaker 3: I'm not gen X. I am an uh, I'm a
Speaker 3: cusp millennial.
Speaker 1: Wait, actually, yes, you're you're gen Z. Bro you you
Speaker 1: you're gen Z. You're not a millennial. I won't let
Speaker 1: them put that on you.
Speaker 2: I don't even know, though, because I feel like us
Speaker 2: calling ourselves gen Z sometimes feels a bit ridiculous, but
Speaker 2: I guess we are. We're like right in the middle.
Speaker 1: You invented gen Z. Low key, A lot of you
Speaker 1: bitches are our sons and you don't even fucking realize it.
Speaker 3: I think the fraternity test twenty nine. If you're twenty nine,
Speaker 3: you're you're a millennial. If you're twenty eight, you're a
Speaker 3: gen Z.
Speaker 1: Maybe, but you you you're not.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not there.
Speaker 3: I know I didn't claim that I was.
Speaker 2: There was a delay on the gen.
Speaker 1: Is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen in my
Speaker 1: life on TikTok. Like, it literally kills me every single
Speaker 1: time I see a video of them with that goddamn
Speaker 1: filter on their face have you? Do you even know
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Oh, the old filter.
Speaker 1: No, no, the Big X, the gen X filter. There's
Speaker 1: a war actively going on on TikTok between gen X
Speaker 1: and gen Z, and it's just gen X like fighting
Speaker 1: this like bullshit battle that like gen Z's not even
Speaker 1: like aware of so like obviously gen Z is like
Speaker 1: trolling them back and like being like, oh, well, I'm
Speaker 1: going to cancel all of gen X and they're gonna
Speaker 1: be over and like just shit like that in gen X.
Speaker 2: It's triggering the like Eminem gene that Oh exactly, huh,
Speaker 2: it's all about It's literally it's from Eminem.
Speaker 1: It's like, you can't cancel Eminem, bitch. No one's trying,
Speaker 1: like Eminem's a hag.
Speaker 2: Even M's already fucking Floptown USA. He has he has
Speaker 2: mayor the key to the city and he is the
Speaker 2: mayor of Floptown, USA, and he's been there.
Speaker 1: For a long you know, it's no is he probably
Speaker 1: how many monthly streamers do you or listeners do you
Speaker 1: think he has?
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to guess like twenty million or something.
Speaker 1: He's number five in the world with eighty six million.
Speaker 3: Wait, it's the beef between gen is so scary and
Speaker 3: zero millennials and gen Z.
Speaker 1: It's gen X and gen Z.
Speaker 3: People that are in their forties and fifties are fighting
Speaker 3: with gen Z here right now.
Speaker 2: That sounds right, Like that sounds actually right because they're
Speaker 2: always like I've just been seeing a lot of the
Speaker 2: millennials being like I've been used. I thought I was
Speaker 2: gonna look like this by the time I'm forty, but
Speaker 2: I looking to the Avenus and sunscreen.
Speaker 6: It's using retino in like, literally, shut up, No one
Speaker 6: fucking cares like I know what I'm gonna add, like
Speaker 6: a room with your old ass.
Speaker 2: I'm literally gonna be like, I know you are in
Speaker 2: your fucking forties because you're mad.
Speaker 1: Annoying escajen x. If they know it, dress to Impress
Speaker 1: is and it'll fry their brain.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm so obsessed with playing dress to Impress right now,
Speaker 2: getting high as fuck? That okay, If y'all are wondering
Speaker 2: where me and drawer at mentally not fucking good, literally
Speaker 2: not good, And the only thing that makes me happy
Speaker 2: is getting so hot and playing dress to Impress and
Speaker 2: being mildly caddy caddy enough that I can get good
Speaker 2: votings on the runway, oh God, enough to annoy the
Speaker 2: fuck out of at least one person in the roadblocks.
Speaker 1: We're I'm frying people like I am brutally honest. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this fucking outfit is terrible. That outfit is ill fitting,
Speaker 1: like this on theme at all, Like, don't fucking play
Speaker 1: with me, like take this shit series. Last night, I
Speaker 1: did a fur protest on the runway. I swear I
Speaker 1: did a fur protest.
Speaker 2: What was the thing? It was.
Speaker 1: Like the Oscars or the Grammys or something like that,
Speaker 1: like one of those award shows, and I did it
Speaker 1: for a protest. I was like, I'm tired of fucking
Speaker 1: seeing fur on this goddamn runway. And I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do an oil protest next and figure out a
Speaker 1: way to have like.
Speaker 2: Concrete you could do like oil slick.
Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna wear the bright orange shirt
Speaker 1: that they all wear, and then I'm gonna have concrete
Speaker 1: on my hands somehow like a bag and make it
Speaker 1: like silver and I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Stay, did you get VIP yet? No?
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten it yet.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna get it tonight because I think
Speaker 2: it's just like it's so annoying. It feels it feels
Speaker 2: like they shouldn't pit the VIP girls against us like
Speaker 2: regular people because it's just fucked up, Like I don't
Speaker 2: have access to the good do you have access too?
Speaker 2: So I can't compete where I don't compare.
Speaker 1: I did see in a Weston and Klin video that
Speaker 1: the VIP literally is just like the same clothes but
Speaker 1: in a different room. Like there, it's not like what
Speaker 1: I expected it to be where it's like a million
Speaker 1: new options, Like there's like no new pieces.
Speaker 2: You know what it is. I looked up codes because
Speaker 2: I saw on the side you could like add codes,
Speaker 2: and I think people make things for roadblocks that you
Speaker 2: can add codes and like get a whole wardrobe that's
Speaker 2: just like in your closet technically, because I have this
Speaker 2: random bubble dress that's like in my closet. So we
Speaker 2: need to do that. We need to tap in and
Speaker 2: find a website with all the codes. Oh. I've also
Speaker 2: decided like I've always liked like that style of like
Speaker 2: a dough n like cute lacy top, and I just
Speaker 2: can never really wear them because my boobs make it
Speaker 2: look like I'm a wench who's selling beer at the renaissances.
Speaker 1: But that's why I.
Speaker 2: Realized I can't do it, because and like, there are
Speaker 2: some girls who can carry that vibe in like such
Speaker 2: a good way. But I feel like a jesterre who
Speaker 2: beat up a random girl at the Renaissance Fair, ripped
Speaker 2: her clothes off, put them on myself, and now I
Speaker 2: just look look an evil wench.
Speaker 1: Why are you beating people up at Beyonce's concert?
Speaker 2: That campshit did not work vibes?
Speaker 1: How do you know? How does she know? How does
Speaker 1: she know our neighbors? They destroyed my trees. They went
Speaker 1: to my boogabilia and beheaded it. They like destroyed all
Speaker 1: of the nature that I could see out of my
Speaker 1: window in a brutal fashion. It was one of the
Speaker 1: most horrifying things I've ever seen, and I was watching
Speaker 1: it actively happen in front of my face, and it
Speaker 1: was a very dark moment in my life. Well, they
Speaker 1: started construction on a project in the backyard. Literally ran
Speaker 1: out of money or some shit because it is just
Speaker 1: a concrete slab with wooden frame and nothing else. And
Speaker 1: it's been like that for three weeks. Well yesterday, it's
Speaker 1: been like three bajillion degrees in La, like literally three
Speaker 1: bagel and our house like I'm so frugal that when
Speaker 1: no one else is home, I don't run the main
Speaker 1: AC because it's really expensive and I'm gonna save I
Speaker 1: have to save money. Now I don't got bred like that. Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't run the AC, so the house was like
Speaker 1: a bajillion degrees when I was going to sleep, and
Speaker 1: typically like I run my AC and my room cools down,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't like my personal AC. But my room
Speaker 1: was not cooling down. So I was overheating and I
Speaker 1: was literally on the brink of heat stroke. So I
Speaker 1: slept naked, and I never sleep naked. I never ever
Speaker 1: ever sleep naked. I've done it a couple of times,
Speaker 1: but I was I was brave as fuck with all
Speaker 1: the spiders crawling over all over my body and shit,
Speaker 1: I'm surprised I didn't lay eggs inside of my eurethrow
Speaker 1: hole and I didn't like maybe through some shit, but
Speaker 1: I was under the covers. I made sure to get
Speaker 1: under the covers because I was like, this is a sea,
Speaker 1: like this is like exposure, Like I need to be
Speaker 1: under the covers. Well in the morning, like it was
Speaker 1: like seven thirty, and I would like just kept waking
Speaker 1: up to sounds like right outside the window, and I
Speaker 1: wasn't I was like in a deep sleep and like
Speaker 1: rising out and like not even thinking about it and
Speaker 1: just going back to sleep. Well, eventually I wake up
Speaker 1: at like eight thirty and I like look down and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm sleeping on top of the comforter,
Speaker 1: completely ass naked, Like hah, that's funny, Like that's really
Speaker 1: really goofy, Like well, thank god, no one in your
Speaker 1: Josh wasn't home and barged in on me naked like
Speaker 1: da da da da da. Well, I look out of
Speaker 1: my window above the ac and there are five men
Speaker 1: at window level like ripping the roof off of the
Speaker 1: house next door. And I know for a fact that
Speaker 1: they saw me but ask naked laying on top of
Speaker 1: my comforter.
Speaker 2: And they saw you butt naked, nasty like a Rick James,
Speaker 2: super free, like a Rick James super free bitch.
Speaker 1: I needed a uniform, like hey, I got rained on
Speaker 1: type shit like please like no, but they for sure
Speaker 1: saw me butt ass naked, and for the rest of
Speaker 1: the day, like I would just walk through the house
Speaker 1: and they wouldn't look at me. They would not look
Speaker 1: at me in the face. They wouldn't look at me.
Speaker 1: But not my fault, literally not my fault.
Speaker 2: Like I love he would have taken a picture for later.
Speaker 1: I thought about that. I was like, dude, like they
Speaker 1: fully could expose me right now, Like thought about it.
Speaker 2: But well, the good news is we have a podcast,
Speaker 2: a podcast, and people who are normal and love themselves
Speaker 2: do not listen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, an independent podcast, a.
Speaker 2: Very awesome independent podcast. Oh my god. I the thing is, like,
Speaker 2: I know I'm gonna cry when we have to be
Speaker 2: back in the kitchen. Also, like Drew said, me and
Speaker 2: Drew are in separate places. I after this still have
Speaker 2: some traveling to do because me and Drew were like,
Speaker 2: you know what, we're gonna plan some like off time.
Speaker 2: We're feeling really good about what's happening, and like in
Speaker 2: our workspace right now, we're gonna plan some off time
Speaker 2: and like do our little travel like they always do
Speaker 2: our summer travel. So I'm a plan ahead and just
Speaker 2: do that. Because I saw somebody was like, Dan, she
Speaker 2: don't play about her bag when they saw me at
Speaker 2: the Tory Birch thing. Like the day after we announced
Speaker 2: our separation because it was like, but she's got on
Speaker 2: that plane and left. No, I had to deal with
Speaker 2: all that while I was on that trip, and it
Speaker 2: was a lot, and Drew carried like a king. But
Speaker 2: we have to do another Zoom episode. And also I
Speaker 2: know I'm gonna cry when we're back in the kitchen,
Speaker 2: so it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be horrible, y'all if you see me crying.
Speaker 2: I am not clip farming. I'm actually so sad and.
Speaker 1: Oh bitch, I will be clip farming. Anything that I
Speaker 1: will be doing, it will be clip farming.
Speaker 2: It's funny, is I feel like everybody has in a
Speaker 2: way clip farmed this on our behalf and we like, haven't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Are used of clip farming?
Speaker 2: No, no, no no. I was like, I'm just making
Speaker 2: the joke because every time I see a video of
Speaker 2: fucking Lebron James yor like this motherfucker is always clip.
Speaker 1: For Stephen Curry and James Jason Tatum clip farming, like.
Speaker 2: Like doing all that ship, Like damn, you want an
Speaker 2: Emo on Fortnite so fucking bad.
Speaker 1: You need that fucking documentary.
Speaker 2: Does James does Lebron? James is Emo on Fortnite? Do
Speaker 2: his thing or did he come up with that.
Speaker 1: After Uh, he's been doing that thing where he throws
Speaker 1: the ship up in the air for like two decades now,
Speaker 1: but I don't know what his EMO is on Fortnite Girl,
Speaker 1: we haven't played for night at all, especially you.
Speaker 2: I know that shit lost my love. Like it's just
Speaker 2: they need to take that Carson out and needs to
Speaker 2: go back to a fucking shooter game. Like it's so annoying.
Speaker 2: I don't want I don't want it, and it's really sad.
Speaker 2: But they already got my money, so I don't know
Speaker 2: what more they want from me. It's not like they're
Speaker 2: dying without me. I'll come back if they give me
Speaker 2: a skin. The thing is, I wouldn't even want a
Speaker 2: skin that looks like me. I would just want the
Speaker 2: opportunity to design a skin because.
Speaker 1: That would be our characters of the Sweatiest every time
Speaker 1: it's such good.
Speaker 2: Like cool, what did they.
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 2: Every time we film, I get like sweaty as fuck
Speaker 2: because I think my adrenaline starts pumping because I'm like,
Speaker 2: I need to be funny. I need to be funny.
Speaker 2: I need to be funny. I need to be pretty.
Speaker 2: I need to be pretty. I need to be pretty.
Speaker 1: Guys, it's so hard being podcast hosts.
Speaker 2: I know no one about how hard it is.
Speaker 1: It's really well. I got an email that said, Hi,
Speaker 1: my girlfriend is a teacher and one of her students,
Speaker 1: a third grader drew her wearing y'all's merch. A third
Speaker 1: grader drew something somewhere went terribly wrong.
Speaker 2: No, like a lot of y'all parents need to take
Speaker 2: your fucking knife bad the way bruh. I was just
Speaker 2: talking about this with somebody on that brand trip. I
Speaker 2: was like, we make a lot of like satirical jokes
Speaker 2: that if you know, obviously we were joking. We don't
Speaker 2: mean that shit. But then that's what scares me is
Speaker 2: I'm like, if there is, for some reason a child
Speaker 2: listening to it, I wonder how much of the satire
Speaker 2: goes over their head and they actually just believe what
Speaker 2: we're saying. But then I'm also like, would like to
Speaker 2: think also that that's not my fuck.
Speaker 1: I'm not your mom, bro, Like, it's not my fucking fault.
Speaker 1: You can't decipher the thirty six thousand layers of irony
Speaker 1: in every single word we said.
Speaker 2: Third grader also on I feel bad because what if
Speaker 2: the third grader is listening, Like, why am I feeling
Speaker 2: bad about hurting a third grader's feeling.
Speaker 1: She's queening, Like I've never seen a third grader queen harder.
Speaker 2: Queen off with a third grader right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I was thinking in my head is it's
Speaker 1: someone's little sister that was the podcast, and the little
Speaker 1: sister like just thought that was a cool shirt.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was going to say the like older
Speaker 2: sibling probably has the merch. Okay, yeah, you're using context clues,
Speaker 2: you're figuring it out, you're fingering it out.
Speaker 1: I'm fingering it all out. But y'all, you know what
Speaker 1: sucks balls very candidly is we recorded an episode that
Speaker 1: was supposed to go up last Friday that potentially was
Speaker 1: a top five episode of all time.
Speaker 2: I know it was really funny. It was so when
Speaker 2: we haven't even listened to it, we will probably listen
Speaker 2: back to the episode and be like that shit was
Speaker 2: bunk as fun. But I feel like we were on
Speaker 2: such a good one.
Speaker 1: No, I feel like every single time we record where
Speaker 1: like that was the worst thing ever, and like it's
Speaker 1: so embarrassing and our life sucks balls. But everybody left
Speaker 1: that episode being like, Wow, that's a banger, and it
Speaker 1: will literally never see the light of day. It's in
Speaker 1: the archive forever.
Speaker 2: Hey we got episodes though, talk about lack of sustainability.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, literally not fucking.
Speaker 2: Our book print is like so insane, but you know
Speaker 2: it will all be okay. And that's the beauty of
Speaker 2: being Dare I say comedian is we have to shake
Speaker 2: it up as shame, you know, wake it up.
Speaker 1: What is Tricia's husband's name? Moses, Moses, Moses and A
Speaker 1: was talking about us, and I think it was one
Speaker 1: of the It stroked my ego and it was exactly
Speaker 1: what I needed to hear, especially in that moment, and
Speaker 1: I never knew I needed that validation from anybody else.
Speaker 1: But Moses was talking about like they were just talking
Speaker 1: about us like emergency in or calm, and Moses was
Speaker 1: just talking about how were the type of people to
Speaker 1: have a show, like a real show, and like he
Speaker 1: was just going on about how like he sees that
Speaker 1: in our cards in the future. And I mean, we've
Speaker 1: said it a billion times, but that as genuinely one
Speaker 1: of my like biggest pipe dreams.
Speaker 2: No, that's like literally that's all I want to focus
Speaker 2: my extra energy on other than like making this transition
Speaker 2: happen smoothly, is committing ourselves to that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I mean, but I think Moses, I think
Speaker 1: there's like a joke that he like predicts a lot
Speaker 1: of things, like when he talks on something or says something,
Speaker 1: it like eventually comes true. And I think he has
Speaker 1: a finger on the pulse. And I think real recognizes real,
Speaker 1: and I do. I mean, I cannot imagine a future
Speaker 1: where that isn't like in my cards, like in my
Speaker 1: future when I think of my future, it is having
Speaker 1: our own like show, whether on stream or on HBO
Speaker 1: like whatever like that is and not like a show
Speaker 1: that I'm acting in, which will obviously happen, but a
Speaker 1: show that we created, wrote directed all that shit.
Speaker 2: But yeah, oh my god, Well it's funny you say
Speaker 2: that because when you were talking about the Oscars or
Speaker 2: the whatever the Fox, I was like, it's crazy how
Speaker 2: nobody's ever like oh, like for the Emmys, Like no
Speaker 2: one ever talks about the Emmy's because why is the
Speaker 2: Emmys like so funny? Like the Emmys is literally to me,
Speaker 2: I never see anybody's like, oh my god, that middle
Speaker 2: and it's the Emmys, Like yeah, it is so like
Speaker 2: the kid no one cares about. And I was like,
Speaker 2: why is that embarrassing to be like I want an Emmy?
Speaker 2: But then I was like, bruh, if we're lucky, that
Speaker 2: will be us and somebody's gonna clip that if that
Speaker 2: ever did happen and be like and this Mitchell sitting
Speaker 2: here talking about fuck the Emmys and it's gonna be
Speaker 2: my ID post that's like a mile long being like
Speaker 2: I'm huge to.
Speaker 1: The speechless wait, but like actually, yeah, these clips are
Speaker 1: gonna go so fucking hard in the edits of us.
Speaker 1: So when we have our show like that's this, I
Speaker 1: fucking oh bruh, Like that's the see just remember this
Speaker 1: moment episode Uh wait, this is we were in the
Speaker 1: EI era, then we were in the post EI era,
Speaker 1: and now we're in the p EI era prequel EI era,
Speaker 1: y'all know, like b C PC, we're in uh, we're
Speaker 1: in PC. I don't fucking know, bro, what is it? BC?
Speaker 1: Before Christ and then a D like after death or
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 2: Girl, you're asking the wrong motherfucker. I don't know shit
Speaker 2: about those people you're at about religious people. I don't
Speaker 2: know about what they do. They do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: They talk about ship all the time, and I don't
Speaker 2: know what the fuck they're talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm canceling all Christians right now.
Speaker 7: Okay, Drew Side, it.
Speaker 2: Is like silenced you out for so much of that.
Speaker 1: Coroner wet t shirt contest. How about a wet hat contest.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to see a woman's beautiful mind. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is not a brow summer. You're thirty two. Start a
Speaker 1: stretching routine that was from Matt the I don't know
Speaker 1: z e I p l A and her human odiodurant
Speaker 1: is kind of crazy, sleeping like GLOSSIERU and Shallotte. She's
Speaker 1: mosta virus.
Speaker 2: No, I literally have the chiefs mossa virus. I need
Speaker 2: my fucking vaccine.
Speaker 1: The f n JFK stands for Fortnite Randomly Radiohead when
Speaker 1: it saw the computer be like okay, okay, bitch, you eight.
Speaker 1: Imagine your card declines at rehab and they just blow
Speaker 1: cocaine in your face. Kai is so mad because I
Speaker 1: said his back shot wind smells like horse hiccups. Bitches
Speaker 1: be twenty talking about wait for my glow up. Bitch,
Speaker 1: you're about to die Tyler ann all Inya and Orian
Speaker 1: do is smoke, drink and seafood boil. Y'all some fucking pirates.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget when y'all did seafood boil on the
Speaker 1: fucking floor of our house. Indian and Orian ordered like,
Speaker 1: literally two hundred dollars worth of seafood boil on the
Speaker 1: fucking ground, picking it too, shreds it.
Speaker 2: Watching the whale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the whale. It was such a cursed vibe and
Speaker 1: it smelled shit in our house.
Speaker 5: It smelled like, uh, he frows, it throws, so you
Speaker 5: were like it.
Speaker 1: It smelled like crab backshots. Wait, he wants that fucking
Speaker 1: cookie so bad?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Guys, it's a dangerous game because if
Speaker 2: anybody makes me laugh, that's how I look at them.
Speaker 1: But yeah, you can win Inya's heart very, very easily.
Speaker 1: But Bitch, I can't believe I almost forgot to talk
Speaker 1: about the new Dappelganger. Kai, there's a new dappelganger. Bitch.
Speaker 1: It's giving sketch to the highest degree. Like it. It
Speaker 1: is literally hard for me to convince people that I
Speaker 1: just didn't get leaked.
Speaker 3: Is that photoshopped?
Speaker 1: No, it's real. I've been trying to find the fucking
Speaker 1: video for so long because I was like, it would
Speaker 1: be so funny to like post or like start the video.
Speaker 1: I just sent it to the group chat. But it
Speaker 1: literally like looks like me. And the only thing that
Speaker 1: like I can say to convince people that it's not
Speaker 1: me is the gold chain. I've never worn a gold chain.
Speaker 2: Now you had the supreme gold chain with a little oozzy.
Speaker 1: On it over in that fucking era too, when I, yeah.
Speaker 3: It's also your body too, Like I feel like his
Speaker 3: arms are shaped the same way, really big, he has
Speaker 3: like long biceps.
Speaker 1: Keep talking, Okay, no, but that shit was literally really
Speaker 1: When I saw that, my heart sank and I was like, wait,
Speaker 1: is this like literally me? And I got leaked like
Speaker 1: I was recorded like doing s without my permission. But no,
Speaker 1: it's not me. I swear to God, it's not me.
Speaker 1: I swear, guys, it's not me. I swear it, and
Speaker 1: like it's just a it's just a doppelganger. Guys, it's
Speaker 1: not me. It's literally not me. So like, you don't
Speaker 1: have to keep saying it's me because it's not me.
Speaker 1: M KI, what do you have to say?
Speaker 3: I have to say, if anybody's worried about the transition,
Speaker 3: you there's no reason to be worried. Daddy's going to
Speaker 3: take care of everything. Okay, okay, h oh, my my
Speaker 3: video stops. Yeah, well I don't know if oh are
Speaker 3: you can you guys hear me? I actually can't.
Speaker 1: Oh he's gone, like A I know.
Speaker 2: Wait, I just like I was complaining about back pain
Speaker 2: and I feel like relieved.
Speaker 3: Okay, no, all right, funny joke, guys, but anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Daddy's here to take care of all the technical issues.
Speaker 2: The thing is, you say that, and I know, damn well,
Speaker 2: if anybody you were into called you that, you would
Speaker 2: freak the funk out and be like no, if.
Speaker 3: Somebody called me that, I would turn into dust, like
Speaker 3: when Thano snaps his fingers like Spider Man. Fucking terrifying.
Speaker 2: Okay, my media of the week. I'll do my music
Speaker 2: in a second. But I started Ironcall on the flight.
Speaker 2: I fell asleep after like the first tragic moment in it,
Speaker 2: woke up to another tragic moment and was like, WHOA,
Speaker 2: what's happening right now? Like backed it up, knocked back out,
Speaker 2: woke up to the same tragic moment, felt like I
Speaker 2: was literally stuck in a cycle and I was so scared.
Speaker 2: And then I woke back up and I was like,
Speaker 2: I need to walk up into like rinse my brain.
Speaker 2: I was again, I know people hate what I mentioned it, bitch,
Speaker 2: I was high as.
Speaker 1: Up on that flight back.
Speaker 2: No, I was chewing on this, okay, because we don't
Speaker 2: have a plus ship. We don't have ads right now,
Speaker 2: you can't be doing Oh wait, was.
Speaker 1: That an echo two k? That's an echo two k? Chapstick,
Speaker 1: look not hold it back up, cover the logo.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this is so stupid.
Speaker 2: I rewatched Across the Spider Verse again. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's still so good. I still cried. I was still like, wow,
Speaker 2: this feat of animation. It still had me gooped. Like
Speaker 2: I didn't see it two months ago. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I can't believe this movie. Oh so good.
Speaker 2: And then my music media is still listening to Charm
Speaker 2: by Missus Clariana Grande.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Na, still listening.
Speaker 2: Oh this is my favorite song ever, ten Man's by America,
Speaker 2: And then I'm listening to Band on the Run by
Speaker 2: Paul McCartney and Wings A Horse with No Name by
Speaker 2: America and George Martin and This Eve of Parting John
Speaker 2: Hartford Perfect Day by Lou Reed You cute.
Speaker 1: Well, I watched Aaron Brockovich and watch that. It is
Speaker 1: so good. It like genuinely made me so happy, like
Speaker 1: it was. It was like it like literally I was
Speaker 1: like euphoric. And I was sitting next to this like
Speaker 1: dude on the flight and he he was a very
Speaker 1: sweet guy. He was like a really funny character, Like
Speaker 1: he wasn't saying anything funny and he was trying to
Speaker 1: be funny and he was really really unfunny, but it
Speaker 1: was so unfunny that it was like charming and sweet.
Speaker 1: And he was like in his like late sixties or
Speaker 1: something like that. Well, a scene came up in a
Speaker 1: movie where Aaron Brockovich is like they're called boobs and
Speaker 1: like there's context to it, but like he saw that
Speaker 1: happen in the movie and like waited for me to
Speaker 1: like move my headphone off like literally an hour later,
Speaker 1: and he was like, what did you think of the
Speaker 1: boobs part? Wasn't that really funny?
Speaker 7: The boobs?
Speaker 1: He said here she said, it's called boobs, And I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, man, like it was really good, and
Speaker 1: he was like really trying so hard not to say
Speaker 1: that she was hot to me. She was like, he
Speaker 1: was like he she's like so like so good of
Speaker 1: a person, like in that movie, like she's sot like
Speaker 1: good of a person. And she Yeah, she's a good person.
Speaker 1: But then when we were getting off the flight, you
Speaker 1: know how there's rafts in the overhead bins every time, Well,
Speaker 1: he like went up to a did you just goost
Speaker 1: that I didn't mean to?
Speaker 2: And I think I.
Speaker 1: Did, weaker, bro, But he pointed to one of those
Speaker 1: rafts in the overhead ben and he was he was
Speaker 1: talking to a flight attendant and he was like, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: like someone someone forgot their vote up there. And the
Speaker 1: flight attendant was like what, like what did I and
Speaker 1: he oh, he was like, oh the flight won't leave
Speaker 1: if he was like so annoyed. He was like, the
Speaker 1: flight can't leave without that. And then he was like
Speaker 1: and he just was so happy, go lucky. He was
Speaker 1: just like, I'm genuinely jealous of his brain chemistry. But
Speaker 1: then he started recruiting everybody to vote read and I
Speaker 1: was like, girl, get on my fucking face, pervert talking
Speaker 1: about boobs and saying a girl's hot, you're a fucking pervert.
Speaker 1: But Aaron Brockovic. And then I started listening to Steely
Speaker 1: Dan and I just like clicked play on his Spotify
Speaker 1: profile and don't have any songs by name, But Steely
Speaker 1: Dan is cunt. Like I didn't realize. I thought he
Speaker 1: was like corny or some shit, but like, I really
Speaker 1: like his music.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's like a common thread that like
Speaker 2: art students who do music love Steely Dan. Someone was
Speaker 2: telling me that that like every art school or at
Speaker 2: every college that's like art heavy, all the kids are
Speaker 2: like Stevie Dan. It's like the equivalent to the unemployed,
Speaker 2: starving artists like Radiohead.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see, do you have anything else to say?
Speaker 3: Can I do media?
Speaker 2: If it's some stupid shit?
Speaker 3: Stupid shit, that's cool. It's like goodass music uncle Ace
Speaker 3: by Blood Orange. That's the song that plays in Challengers
Speaker 3: when they fuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, that's it. That's okay.
Speaker 3: That songs good?
Speaker 2: Have you heard it it is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know it's a great song.
Speaker 3: What do you call it?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 1: You're taking your moment too far?
Speaker 3: Hot Chip.
Speaker 1: I love Hotship, I love is that the one with
Speaker 1: my yellow country teeth or whatever? I love that song,
Speaker 1: and I went on a road trip with my manager
Speaker 1: to a merch factory in upstate California, and I said,
Speaker 1: I like that song. So he proceeded to play the
Speaker 1: entire discography over and over and over on the six
Speaker 1: hour car.
Speaker 3: Right up, That's maybe a little bit too much hot
Speaker 3: chip for me, but.
Speaker 1: Hot ship be bisexual and lie bye.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, thanks for listening, Thanks for sticking with
Speaker 2: us through this. Good to know you guys hated the studio.
Speaker 2: That's good to know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally literally like fucking bitches. Like three of my
Speaker 1: friends texted me and they were like, yeah, like when
Speaker 1: you signed to them, Like it literally made no sense
Speaker 1: at all, Like it made no sense in my head.
Speaker 1: It was not a good fit. It was very like
Speaker 1: like it just felt like unsmart. And I was like, girl, fuck,
Speaker 1: y'all speak up like you got a pair? Like now
Speaker 1: you're saying this ba Like, girl fuck, you.
Speaker 2: Speak up like you got a pair. That's good. All right, Well,
Speaker 2: I'm going to be incredibly gluttonous and I will be
Speaker 2: going to waffle house and then coming back and getting wingstop.
Speaker 2: So that's my.
Speaker 1: Vibe, and I'll be taking merch photos because merch tomorrow
Speaker 1: go buy merch tomorrow. Please please, please, We're really proud
Speaker 1: of these, and we brought back this goddamn hoodie in
Speaker 1: a different colorway because are my eyes too close together?
Speaker 2: Okay, bye, guys.
Speaker 3: They are