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<v Speaker 1>I just hey, hi.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like during COVID when people who were in

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<v Speaker 2>rehab had to zoom call their family and say like hi, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, was that a thing? Yeah, I never saw that.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the zoom graduations. Those were pretty dark.

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<v Speaker 2>This is our.

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<v Speaker 1>Zoom ra all right, guys, so lots to talk about,

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<v Speaker 1>but not much as we can say.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're in quite the pickle, but that's okay. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I just let the hell out of

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<v Speaker 2>my mic before anyone says it. Yes, I know you

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<v Speaker 2>probably like, and it looks so gorgeous despite everything happening, like.

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<v Speaker 1>She's how does she do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I know, and you're brought like, oh yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>exactly probably what people ask. It's like how do you

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<v Speaker 2>do it? And honestly, I have no tips. It is

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<v Speaker 2>quite literally just genetics. No, it sucks. It sucks.

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<v Speaker 1>But and people are probably like, how why does Drew

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<v Speaker 1>look so terrible? Like what is going on? Bitch? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>watch what happens when I turned them on? Oh do

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<v Speaker 1>you see that? It's like, it's it's basically my aura

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<v Speaker 1>I have.

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<v Speaker 2>That's your aura. I think that's like the Lens Flair kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Of it's it's my aura. As you can see, it's

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<v Speaker 1>white with blueish purple tints, which actually, let's look it

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<v Speaker 1>up and see what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>Why you're literally like when we used to go on

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube and look up conspiracy and then look up latest

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<v Speaker 2>uploaded and it would be someone driving and filming the

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<v Speaker 2>run and being like, as you can see, all the

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<v Speaker 2>lights have just turned red, and I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>document this because this means blah blah blahlah blah, that

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<v Speaker 2>is you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm essentially an astral traveler of sorts. I feel connected

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<v Speaker 1>to a higher power entering communications with their higher self.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, all of that makes sense to me.

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<v Speaker 2>That tracks like, if that's your aura, then why does

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<v Speaker 2>it go away when you turn off the light? Like

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<v Speaker 2>that's why I don't understand. Wouldn't that just be like

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<v Speaker 2>your glow all the time?

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<v Speaker 1>I literally it's basically I'm a non conformist, so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't conform to like all this weird light shit you'll

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<v Speaker 1>have going on. But what I do conform too is

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<v Speaker 1>hating seeing myself while we record, because here we are again,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking puggy.

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<v Speaker 2>You always say that you don't look bad when we

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<v Speaker 2>record it. You always do that face now and it doesn't. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>if anybody's wondering where Kai is. We lost him in

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<v Speaker 2>the custody battle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we banished him to the shadow.

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<v Speaker 2>We lost guy in the custody battle.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they he's actually locked in the basement. Yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get him out. But it's almost like I

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<v Speaker 1>can hear him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, his presence.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel really actually in the basement. I actually sucked

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<v Speaker 3>my hacked it.

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<v Speaker 1>He hacked it.

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<v Speaker 2>What did he say? He said he sucked his way out,

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<v Speaker 2>Like bitch, you're always gonna make it.

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<v Speaker 3>So, yeah, the basement.

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<v Speaker 1>And ironically it looks like you're in the basement.

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<v Speaker 3>No, this is my room. This is my cool room.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you have a nightstand right in front of

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<v Speaker 2>your closet?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm adjusting things, I'm moving things around. I just

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<v Speaker 3>moved here like six months ago.

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<v Speaker 2>So I the only girl who gets manic at three

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<v Speaker 2>am and rearrange.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like, oh, it's you didn't have a childhood unless

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<v Speaker 1>you change your room at least three times a week.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have my own room growing up, so I

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't allowed to do that kind of stuff. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to start this episode off by saying,

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<v Speaker 2>I really don't understand the Olympics. They don't make it

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<v Speaker 2>to me. I literally don't understand what's happening. Like, I

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<v Speaker 2>know y'all are there, and like I'm seeing a whole

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<v Speaker 2>lot of like look at my bed tour, not a

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<v Speaker 2>whole lot of running, swimming, fucking chasing whatever the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>y'all do.

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<v Speaker 1>My gosh, I was gonna say, I had a topic

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<v Speaker 1>to bring up. They need to shut the fuck up

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<v Speaker 1>about those goddamn cardboard beds. God, for the last twelve

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<v Speaker 1>years it's been like this, like, oh my god, they

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<v Speaker 1>have cardboard beds. They're like they need their sleep, but

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<v Speaker 1>they put them on cardboard. Oh whoa, they're actually randomly

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<v Speaker 1>kind of comfortable. Bitch, we know y'all sleep in cardboard beds. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>shut the fuck up about them, Like please, please, please,

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<v Speaker 1>like go play basketball challenge Like no. Literally.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, okay, there's a lot of time back because first

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<v Speaker 2>of all, when when do y'all start doing what the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck you're supposed to do, Like, when do y'all start

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<v Speaker 2>doing the damn thing? And I have a feeling about Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, I have a feeling by the

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<v Speaker 2>time this episode comes out, they're gonna be doing their

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<v Speaker 2>damn thing, so whatever, like oh sue me. Second of all,

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<v Speaker 2>all of them are doing these crazy unboxing calls of

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<v Speaker 2>the stuff they're getting gift gifted. How are you getting

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<v Speaker 2>that shit back home? Like I saw this U extra

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<v Speaker 2>to unload like four duffels worth of shit, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, where is that going? Because that's going right

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<v Speaker 2>to the fucking landfill.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, some countries put them in suitcases for them,

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<v Speaker 1>so they like definitely had a problem where people were

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<v Speaker 1>just like I can't get this shit back home, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm broke. I didn't win fucking bronze gold or silver,

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<v Speaker 1>so like I cannot afford to bring this back and

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<v Speaker 1>buy my own suitcase. Because they're also all trapped in

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<v Speaker 1>the same village and they're all having sex rampantly.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's the thing. I know. They give them like

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<v Speaker 2>cardboard beds to make them not fuck, but like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>after a hard day's work, sometimes you just need a

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<v Speaker 2>good fucking I know.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, they need to get.

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<v Speaker 2>Their time schedule back on course, like they're all jet lagged.

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<v Speaker 2>They need a good fuck to go to sleep. But

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<v Speaker 2>I guess like the issue is like that could be

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<v Speaker 2>risky because people are fucking monsters and don't know how

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<v Speaker 2>to like navigate those things correctly. Like that's what I'm assuming.

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<v Speaker 1>Like STDs were a thing like Olympic Village STDs.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's like the mass spreading.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but Lebron James is a flag bear this year

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<v Speaker 1>for USA.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that mean? You? You? That's the thing. The

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<v Speaker 2>US is supployed to try to get shots and it's

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna happen. Like Also, all the fucking fits are

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<v Speaker 2>ugly as heck, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, I think one country has like the

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<v Speaker 1>most cunty outfits.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw Haiti had a funy fit like it was

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<v Speaker 2>giving very tom brown like very like cut like suit,

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<v Speaker 2>nice like embellishments. I saw another one like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if it's Australia or what.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't this year the.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird pleated.

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<v Speaker 1>Like y'all like really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>But there was something else I wrote about the Olympics

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<v Speaker 2>because the Olympics has just been pissing me off.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's all over my fucking feed.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh do you win money? If you win, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you get, like just to like be the annoying bit

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<v Speaker 2>you've been Like who could be like I won the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's what that feels like to me is just

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<v Speaker 2>be like the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 1>It's basically like some countries I think, like Singapore or

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<v Speaker 1>something like if you win gold, you win a million dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>which is like seven hundred and twenty thousand USD. But

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<v Speaker 1>not every country. I think if you win a gold

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<v Speaker 1>in America, it's like thirty two thousand dollars, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a requirement by the country, and it's really like.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to reule this back. It's being the face

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<v Speaker 2>of the country in terms of sports. You get thirty

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<v Speaker 2>two thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's it's not like it's like an add

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<v Speaker 1>on on top, because like no one's doing it for

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<v Speaker 1>the cash. They're doing it for the clout. And also

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<v Speaker 1>like brand deals post Olympics is like I guess, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>You get signed to Nike after that and it's a

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<v Speaker 2>wrap like you.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're an Olympic athlete and you're not signed

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<v Speaker 1>to Nike, you're a flop. I'm just saying, oh my god, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't think Nike can even sign that many people, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that too.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh Ki has such a good fucking camera. I'm actually

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<v Speaker 1>done since you want to you want to make this

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<v Speaker 1>ship all about your fucking self, bitch, I'm out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>Your camera off?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, mid Oh my god, who's this ugly bitch on

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<v Speaker 1>my screen right now? It actually scared the funk out

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<v Speaker 1>of me when she came.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't call her ugly and it's fucking beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, stop, no, sorry, sorry, everybody come back.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, I mean kay, that was like, hella weird.

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<v Speaker 1>You were like hitting on.

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<v Speaker 3>Your boss, hitting on her. I was stating an objective

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<v Speaker 3>fact and you are not acknowledging it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let me find out up here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh he is? He is? I for one second he wasn't,

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<v Speaker 3>but I switched it.

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<v Speaker 1>So we need to We need to reel it back

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<v Speaker 1>because Kaya said Enya is objectively beautiful. And then it said, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>you are not a bitch. I'm stunner. I'm a I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a baddie, I'm a boxer. I'm like, I'm a baddie,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a star boy. Like, don't fucking play with me words.

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<v Speaker 4>You're being manipulative, wondering why Drew doesn't go to New

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<v Speaker 4>York more often, or at least as often as I do,

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<v Speaker 4>and Drew literally physically can't walk down the streets of

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<v Speaker 4>New York without agents chasing him, ripping as close to

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<v Speaker 4>shreds because they're trying to grab him through the crowds.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, y'all, learn some fucking boundaries. You can't just

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<v Speaker 1>grab me. Like when I was in Japan, all of

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<v Speaker 1>the scouting agencies out there were like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>like this white boy, like he needs to be the

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<v Speaker 1>faith of our brand.

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<v Speaker 2>Like this white boy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy, It's really crazy. I'm like American Dream.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to say I didn't call you ugly. I

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<v Speaker 3>said you're ignoring this objective fact, and then I think

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<v Speaker 3>you're sexy, like you know this. Why would I grab

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<v Speaker 3>my ankles for you if I.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't, okay enough enough enough, because you'll are gonna make

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<v Speaker 2>me mad?

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<v Speaker 1>As talk, Yah, I had this gross ass fucking forehead vein.

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<v Speaker 1>I look like a Neander.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to packet the fuck up and go to

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<v Speaker 2>confidence camp or some shit bitch like literally camp shipping

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<v Speaker 2>you off tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl, I'm not going to conversion therapy. What are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I said, confident camp. Well, I decided that something

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<v Speaker 2>about people commenting like overly deep sentiments on people's tiktoks

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<v Speaker 2>is the weirdest thing that we've come to. Like, this

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<v Speaker 2>guy made this TikTok, which also like you saying that

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<v Speaker 2>publicly you're going to hell. You're gonna burn in hell

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<v Speaker 2>because his TikTok was like procrastinating on breaking up because

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to be able to hold you a

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<v Speaker 2>few more times. Okay. First of all, you're crazy as fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>like you're crazy for publicizing that information. Second of all,

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<v Speaker 2>the comments were like, uugh, I know the love is gone,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm hurt a little more to be held one

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<v Speaker 2>more time, like all the shit and I'm just like, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>if I was going on TikTok, like scrolling around and

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<v Speaker 2>I found a TikTok like that, and one of y'all

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<v Speaker 2>had commented that on the TikTok, I would literally blow

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<v Speaker 2>your shit up, like I would, like me, that's what

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<v Speaker 2>you wish.

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<v Speaker 1>Would have hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I would take a screenshot and I would post

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<v Speaker 2>it on my story for the next seven days in

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<v Speaker 2>a row, like it would my story would be dots

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<v Speaker 2>because it would just be like the same screenshot a

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<v Speaker 2>million times.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn uh yeah. No, I've I've always seen it's like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of the same thing, but the fucking uh oh

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<v Speaker 1>what's it called. I'm looking through my history to find

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<v Speaker 1>it right now. It's a it's like those post it notes.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the invisible project or something like that, where

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<v Speaker 1>like people like post the person's first name and then

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<v Speaker 1>write a sentiment about them, oh like the yeah, yeah

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<v Speaker 1>yeah or something yeah, some shit like that. But I

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<v Speaker 1>went through and I looked up my name, and I

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<v Speaker 1>swear to god, there was like at least five that

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<v Speaker 1>I could trace back to me. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh wait, this is about me. This is about me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I make everything about myself. So I looked up

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<v Speaker 1>y'all's names as well, and Yea, you didn't really have

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<v Speaker 1>any because you have an esoteric, weird name Kai you

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<v Speaker 1>never have ever had any bitches period, so you had

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<v Speaker 1>not either, But I have twenty. They were all about me.

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<v Speaker 2>Too, okay, and you have one of the most common

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<v Speaker 2>names on the fucking planet, like Hello Grue. Actually, it's

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<v Speaker 2>likely for them to be about you, and it's more

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<v Speaker 2>likely for them to be about me because I have

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<v Speaker 2>such a rare, unique, sexy, alluring, elecant name. So like

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<v Speaker 2>it makes more sense. That's the ones that are there

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<v Speaker 2>are about me too. I don't think your name is.

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<v Speaker 1>That oh it is the uncent project. Hold on, let's

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<v Speaker 1>look up Kai Kai Sinat.

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<v Speaker 2>You got ate up with that one. You literally got

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<v Speaker 2>ate up.

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<v Speaker 3>My name is two consonants.

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<v Speaker 2>People spell your name like Haisnat's name.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wait, this is this is teeth. They're all like

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<v Speaker 1>kind of crazy. I hate that. I still love you.

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<v Speaker 1>If if it was your internalized homophobia that made you

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<v Speaker 1>leave me, I hope you healed from it. Now wait,

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<v Speaker 1>I got read. I miss you being stock. That's look opinion. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>shame you lost me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but John never lost a hole in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Constantly, consistently, continually, always you. It's a cruel summer without you.

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<v Speaker 2>Not the swift you mentioned?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that swift.

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<v Speaker 2>What he's written?

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<v Speaker 3>Mine?

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<v Speaker 1>Mine are so sweet? Oh? Mine are so sweet? Drew, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a giant penis?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I actually just found yours. Drew, you are

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<v Speaker 2>so fucking annoying. I want you to shut up all

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<v Speaker 2>the time, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you to

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<v Speaker 2>shut up because I feel like a mean person. Drew,

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<v Speaker 2>you are so ugly and fugly and nasty, and you

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<v Speaker 2>smell like shit.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't look like you're reading anything. It looks like

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<v Speaker 1>you're just saying no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>I just memorized them. I was like last night in bed,

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<v Speaker 2>just reading them like a script because I just wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to be able to say them to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh weird, weird Max.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't stand up because I'm wearing pajama pants. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so work from home coded.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, that is so COVID coded.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we got a new colorway of this hoodie, and then.

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<v Speaker 2>We have cute shorts. We have a really cute shirt

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<v Speaker 2>that are friendly on did a painting for and Oryan

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<v Speaker 2>did a poem four on the back of it, which

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<v Speaker 2>is really sweet and the poem made me cry. We

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<v Speaker 2>have a T shirt with puppets made by a fan plushies.

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<v Speaker 2>And we have your mom.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we're selling pieces of your mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Whore. I'm selling a flashlight replica of myself. It's but

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<v Speaker 2>it's fifty thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>I literally have always wanted to make a Willy kit

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<v Speaker 1>and do it of mine and them, because bitch, I

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<v Speaker 1>know those ship would sell out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that would be so gross.

0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:32.359
<v Speaker 1>That's so uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, can you make one for me?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh yeah, I'll make you whatever you're talking about, Thank you.

0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:45.640
<v Speaker 2>I might as well just use like a single finger.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you're pinky drew if that's what you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that tracks tracks, that tracks, well, there has been

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<v Speaker 1>an AI robot that is able, So I'll like run

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<v Speaker 1>you down through like the whole experiment. But basically, ten

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<v Speaker 1>thousand people submitted photos of themselves and this AI robot

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<v Speaker 1>scanned every single person's face and with eighty one percent

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<v Speaker 1>accuracy on men and seventy one percent accuracy on women,

0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:23.840
<v Speaker 1>it was able to tell you were gay based off

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<v Speaker 1>of your face with eighty one percent accuracy. So there

0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:31.240
<v Speaker 1>is like traits like one of things, yeah, and one

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<v Speaker 1>of them for like for the men, it's like they

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<v Speaker 1>have like a thinner jaw, which I don't have. Obviously,

0:17:36.520 --> 0:17:40.000
<v Speaker 1>that tracks. They have smaller noses, which obviously I don't have.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a fucking hog nose. And they have bigger

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<v Speaker 1>foe heads in gay men, which I basically have like

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<v Speaker 1>a two head.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you spreading your fingers so much? I mean

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<v Speaker 2>a three head is still small.

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<v Speaker 5>They're talking about that forehead I got sorry, gay men

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<v Speaker 5>have bigger heads, like way bigger heads.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and then women it's like smaller forehead, wider jaw

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<v Speaker 1>and those are like the only two that like really

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<v Speaker 1>made a difference. But yeah that's tea.

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<v Speaker 2>So I literally don't that talks for me because I

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<v Speaker 2>have a big head and uh no jawline. So right,

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<v Speaker 2>love wins love. No.

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<v Speaker 6>My favorite, like, my favorite me moment in my whole

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<v Speaker 6>life is me posting a thirst trap the day gay

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<v Speaker 6>marriage got me, Like, I was like, love fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Winds, we have to insert that.

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<v Speaker 2>Like side boob, like laying in bed and everybody was like,

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<v Speaker 2>are you going I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like no, hell no, hell no.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually thank you asking for asking.

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<v Speaker 1>God, No, that is that is even better than she

0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:18.040
<v Speaker 1>is so beautiful. Did you like the girls? I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>My inbox, no one.

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<v Speaker 3>Box bro.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I'll save that. I'll save that for a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks from now.

0:19:32.480 --> 0:19:34.720
<v Speaker 2>Well. I saw TikTok where someone was like, oh, you

0:19:34.760 --> 0:19:37.520
<v Speaker 2>can just look at certain couples and know they thought,

0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:40.760
<v Speaker 2>like you know, they have good sex. And everyone in

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<v Speaker 2>the comments was saying the names of like random couples.

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<v Speaker 2>No one said me and Drew literally no, one said me,

0:19:46.119 --> 0:19:51.120
<v Speaker 2>and Drew surd like, look at us, don't we look

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<v Speaker 2>like we like?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you put in the top right?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't in the know in the viewscape because I

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<v Speaker 1>mind she's in the bottom.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh and he is on the top left. You're on

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<v Speaker 3>the top right, just like the episodes the hierarchy. Is

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<v Speaker 3>that a test?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you say no?

0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:10.800
<v Speaker 1>I didn't?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, why not? Well? I think I needs to

0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:17.520
<v Speaker 2>start saying yes boss to us, like in how they

0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:22.640
<v Speaker 2>say yes, yes, ye, yes chef. You need to podcast host, yes,

0:20:22.720 --> 0:20:25.639
<v Speaker 2>podcast host, yes, person with a microphone, yes, person with

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<v Speaker 2>a microphone. Oh, motherfucker sorry, like you were so.

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<v Speaker 3>Nasty turning it yes and that bit okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I saw another TikTok of this uh lay by

0:20:48.800 --> 0:20:56.760
<v Speaker 1>in uh Lesbian and she said, damn, like Drew has

0:20:56.800 --> 0:21:01.520
<v Speaker 1>me questioning my sexuality sometimes he's so fucking fine. Had

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<v Speaker 1>eight thousand likes, and I was like, gag, like, wait,

0:21:03.800 --> 0:21:07.360
<v Speaker 1>maybe I am like sexy hot. I went to the comments,

0:21:07.480 --> 0:21:11.960
<v Speaker 1>the top comments. The top comment had like five thousand likes.

0:21:11.960 --> 0:21:16.680
<v Speaker 1>It almost ratioed, and it was like, girl, you can

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<v Speaker 1>have him. I got ratioed in the fucking comments.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you want to hear one fucking better. Actually, I

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<v Speaker 2>am never. I never want to see anything post about

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<v Speaker 2>me ever again. I at this point never outwardly go

0:21:35.640 --> 0:21:37.719
<v Speaker 2>and search for anything posted about me because y'all are

0:21:37.800 --> 0:21:40.679
<v Speaker 2>rudest talk and you wouldn't say that shit to my face,

0:21:40.880 --> 0:21:44.800
<v Speaker 2>so literally, shut the fuck up. Second of all, bitch,

0:21:44.840 --> 0:21:48.639
<v Speaker 2>someone posted a picture of me in this Gimmeglauz shirt,

0:21:49.080 --> 0:21:50.680
<v Speaker 2>this like navy one, and was like, oh my god,

0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:52.359
<v Speaker 2>where can I get this shirt? It's so cute. And

0:21:52.359 --> 0:21:55.199
<v Speaker 2>then somebody was talking about my boobs, which already like

0:21:56.119 --> 0:21:58.320
<v Speaker 2>somebody was like, oh my god, they're sitting so pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish someone replied to it was like, that's what

0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:03.160
<v Speaker 2>you say, is sitting pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's a big insecurity of you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll have y'all know I hate my tits and I

0:22:11.280 --> 0:22:13.600
<v Speaker 2>do plan on having them removed. And when they're gone

0:22:14.600 --> 0:22:17.520
<v Speaker 2>and I have tiny, chic boobs.

0:22:19.160 --> 0:22:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Let her get that fucking surgery. You can't get those.

0:22:21.680 --> 0:22:22.960
<v Speaker 1>That's all I care about. On you.

0:22:23.240 --> 0:22:25.840
<v Speaker 2>I literally have been with people who acted like that

0:22:25.880 --> 0:22:27.879
<v Speaker 2>with me, like I've always wanted a b rest reduction,

0:22:27.960 --> 0:22:30.520
<v Speaker 2>and I've been with people who are like, don't get

0:22:30.560 --> 0:22:34.360
<v Speaker 2>your tem I'm like, Okay, they literally make me want

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<v Speaker 2>to kill.

0:22:34.680 --> 0:22:37.080
<v Speaker 1>Myself, like they hurt your bag.

0:22:38.200 --> 0:22:41.760
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, so because of that comment, I will be

0:22:41.800 --> 0:22:43.880
<v Speaker 2>actually a lot of y'all thought I was on ozentic. Bitch.

0:22:43.880 --> 0:22:45.520
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm actually gonna take it, and I'm gonna inject

0:22:45.520 --> 0:22:47.480
<v Speaker 2>it right into my fucking tits and see what happens.

0:22:47.720 --> 0:22:51.440
<v Speaker 1>I injected o zimpic into my frontal lobe and shrunk it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I have no more.

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<v Speaker 2>More.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no more. I have no more. The spider

0:23:03.080 --> 0:23:05.040
<v Speaker 1>infestation in the house is getting out of control.

0:23:05.960 --> 0:23:09.160
<v Speaker 2>It's getting out because why is he eating them?

0:23:09.320 --> 0:23:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Like he literally needs to eat spiders, like to the

0:23:11.960 --> 0:23:15.920
<v Speaker 1>fuck off. But I was laying in bed two nights

0:23:15.920 --> 0:23:20.040
<v Speaker 1>ago and just kind of chilling there on my phone

0:23:20.480 --> 0:23:23.000
<v Speaker 1>and like, for some reason, like my body felt like

0:23:23.119 --> 0:23:25.960
<v Speaker 1>hella itchy, and I would just like itch the spot

0:23:26.000 --> 0:23:27.520
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, what the fuck is going on?

0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:30.760
<v Speaker 1>Like this is weird. And then I like would feel

0:23:30.800 --> 0:23:32.480
<v Speaker 1>like a piece of my hair on my upper back

0:23:32.520 --> 0:23:34.040
<v Speaker 1>and I'd go like that, but it would just be

0:23:34.160 --> 0:23:38.240
<v Speaker 1>my hair, and I was like genuinely fucking tweaking out. Well,

0:23:38.840 --> 0:23:42.320
<v Speaker 1>I started ignoring the itches because I couldn't see, like,

0:23:43.640 --> 0:23:46.239
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck you are not listening to me at all?

0:23:46.280 --> 0:23:48.359
<v Speaker 2>In yeah, I am, I am, I am.

0:23:48.200 --> 0:23:50.120
<v Speaker 1>No, No, I'm just fucking with you. Your eyes were

0:23:50.160 --> 0:23:53.680
<v Speaker 1>like literally going in different directions completely.

0:23:53.760 --> 0:23:56.800
<v Speaker 2>I was like starting to space out looking at this.

0:23:57.480 --> 0:24:01.560
<v Speaker 1>But I was laying in bed and I felt like

0:24:02.400 --> 0:24:05.200
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of itches on my leg and I was like, girl,

0:24:05.240 --> 0:24:09.800
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck ignoring them? And then eventually I was like, okay,

0:24:09.840 --> 0:24:12.399
<v Speaker 1>this is like not just like hair on my body,

0:24:12.480 --> 0:24:15.040
<v Speaker 1>like this is something. And I looked down. There were

0:24:15.440 --> 0:24:19.399
<v Speaker 1>two fucking hitters, one on my thigh, one on the

0:24:19.600 --> 0:24:22.320
<v Speaker 1>like patella tendont like pateller tendant.

0:24:22.400 --> 0:24:24.280
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, if you don't say the front

0:24:24.320 --> 0:24:27.600
<v Speaker 2>of your fucking knee right now, my patella tendant, like

0:24:27.840 --> 0:24:30.440
<v Speaker 2>grow the fuck up. You dropped out of school. Stop

0:24:30.440 --> 0:24:33.200
<v Speaker 2>doing all that you're doing, like far too much. Keep going.

0:24:33.240 --> 0:24:39.399
<v Speaker 2>It was on your fucking knee attendant, like you.

0:24:41.440 --> 0:24:44.600
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, they like were probably fucking all over my

0:24:44.680 --> 0:24:46.720
<v Speaker 1>body and they were literally on me, and that's the

0:24:46.720 --> 0:24:50.480
<v Speaker 1>first time they've been on me, which is just like absurd.

0:24:50.640 --> 0:24:53.920
<v Speaker 1>So immediately I took my apple pencil and I am

0:24:53.960 --> 0:24:57.920
<v Speaker 1>paled like right through the fucking abdomen or whatever the

0:24:58.080 --> 0:25:03.200
<v Speaker 1>spiders have the thorax or whatever, and I displayed him

0:25:03.560 --> 0:25:06.240
<v Speaker 1>with a hole in his body on my.

0:25:09.200 --> 0:25:11.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if animals are smart enough to see

0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:13.199
<v Speaker 2>that and be like there's danger here. Like it's not

0:25:13.240 --> 0:25:15.040
<v Speaker 2>like in the movies where somebody goes out into the

0:25:15.080 --> 0:25:17.120
<v Speaker 2>jungle and they see a dead body and they're like,

0:25:17.119 --> 0:25:19.400
<v Speaker 2>like the killer is here, Like we must be cautious.

0:25:19.440 --> 0:25:22.080
<v Speaker 2>Like I don't know if animals are that smart, because literally,

0:25:22.160 --> 0:25:26.040
<v Speaker 2>yesterday I met O'Ryan's family's house and their dog had

0:25:26.080 --> 0:25:28.840
<v Speaker 2>been raining all day, like very obviously raining, and the

0:25:28.880 --> 0:25:30.880
<v Speaker 2>dog kept like looking out the window like it wanted

0:25:30.920 --> 0:25:34.399
<v Speaker 2>to go outside, and it went out there, touched the

0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:36.360
<v Speaker 2>grasshop was wet, and came back in. I was like, damn,

0:25:36.359 --> 0:25:38.320
<v Speaker 2>animals are looking so stupid because it could have looked

0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:39.919
<v Speaker 2>at that fucking glass and see it was wet and

0:25:39.960 --> 0:25:42.480
<v Speaker 2>be like I'm not going out there. Like it was

0:25:42.560 --> 0:25:46.520
<v Speaker 2>raining all day, thunder like storm everything, and in my

0:25:46.560 --> 0:25:48.440
<v Speaker 2>head I was like, oh, I guess it's an indoor dog,

0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:50.240
<v Speaker 2>so maybe it just doesn't know, but at this point

0:25:50.280 --> 0:25:51.720
<v Speaker 2>you should know better. And you're pissing me.

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<v Speaker 1>Off, Like no, literally like, learn a goddamn lesson. Well, Kai,

0:25:57.440 --> 0:26:03.240
<v Speaker 1>gen X, rise up, baby, it's your time, gen X.

0:26:03.720 --> 0:26:12.200
<v Speaker 1>They are damaged people that have a lot to fucking

0:26:12.280 --> 0:26:14.760
<v Speaker 1>say to us gen z ors.

0:26:15.240 --> 0:26:20.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm not gen X. I am an uh, I'm a

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<v Speaker 3>cusp millennial.

0:26:22.720 --> 0:26:27.600
<v Speaker 1>Wait, actually, yes, you're you're gen Z. Bro you you

0:26:27.600 --> 0:26:30.840
<v Speaker 1>you're gen Z. You're not a millennial. I won't let

0:26:30.840 --> 0:26:31.720
<v Speaker 1>them put that on you.

0:26:31.880 --> 0:26:33.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know, though, because I feel like us

0:26:33.760 --> 0:26:36.879
<v Speaker 2>calling ourselves gen Z sometimes feels a bit ridiculous, but

0:26:36.920 --> 0:26:38.840
<v Speaker 2>I guess we are. We're like right in the middle.

0:26:38.880 --> 0:26:43.679
<v Speaker 1>You invented gen Z. Low key, A lot of you

0:26:43.760 --> 0:26:46.159
<v Speaker 1>bitches are our sons and you don't even fucking realize it.

0:26:46.560 --> 0:26:50.960
<v Speaker 3>I think the fraternity test twenty nine. If you're twenty nine,

0:26:51.000 --> 0:26:55.280
<v Speaker 3>you're you're a millennial. If you're twenty eight, you're a

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<v Speaker 3>gen Z.

0:26:56.240 --> 0:26:59.119
<v Speaker 1>Maybe, but you you you're not.

0:27:00.160 --> 0:27:01.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're not there.

0:27:02.000 --> 0:27:03.919
<v Speaker 3>I know I didn't claim that I was.

0:27:04.600 --> 0:27:06.840
<v Speaker 2>There was a delay on the gen.

0:27:08.440 --> 0:27:11.280
<v Speaker 1>Is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen in my

0:27:11.359 --> 0:27:17.840
<v Speaker 1>life on TikTok. Like, it literally kills me every single

0:27:17.840 --> 0:27:20.480
<v Speaker 1>time I see a video of them with that goddamn

0:27:20.640 --> 0:27:23.119
<v Speaker 1>filter on their face have you? Do you even know

0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:23.960
<v Speaker 1>what I'm talking about?

0:27:24.280 --> 0:27:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh, the old filter.

0:27:25.800 --> 0:27:29.240
<v Speaker 1>No, no, the Big X, the gen X filter. There's

0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:34.480
<v Speaker 1>a war actively going on on TikTok between gen X

0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:39.680
<v Speaker 1>and gen Z, and it's just gen X like fighting

0:27:39.800 --> 0:27:44.800
<v Speaker 1>this like bullshit battle that like gen Z's not even

0:27:44.920 --> 0:27:47.840
<v Speaker 1>like aware of so like obviously gen Z is like

0:27:47.920 --> 0:27:51.600
<v Speaker 1>trolling them back and like being like, oh, well, I'm

0:27:51.640 --> 0:27:53.960
<v Speaker 1>going to cancel all of gen X and they're gonna

0:27:54.000 --> 0:27:57.040
<v Speaker 1>be over and like just shit like that in gen X.

0:27:57.160 --> 0:28:00.920
<v Speaker 2>It's triggering the like Eminem gene that Oh exactly, huh,

0:28:01.000 --> 0:28:03.920
<v Speaker 2>it's all about It's literally it's from Eminem.

0:28:04.080 --> 0:28:07.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like, you can't cancel Eminem, bitch. No one's trying,

0:28:07.280 --> 0:28:08.160
<v Speaker 1>like Eminem's a hag.

0:28:08.359 --> 0:28:11.960
<v Speaker 2>Even M's already fucking Floptown USA. He has he has

0:28:12.240 --> 0:28:14.119
<v Speaker 2>mayor the key to the city and he is the

0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:16.119
<v Speaker 2>mayor of Floptown, USA, and he's been there.

0:28:16.000 --> 0:28:20.399
<v Speaker 1>For a long you know, it's no is he probably

0:28:21.359 --> 0:28:23.560
<v Speaker 1>how many monthly streamers do you or listeners do you

0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:24.040
<v Speaker 1>think he has?

0:28:24.240 --> 0:28:26.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm going to guess like twenty million or something.

0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:29.000
<v Speaker 1>He's number five in the world with eighty six million.

0:28:31.840 --> 0:28:34.520
<v Speaker 3>Wait, it's the beef between gen is so scary and

0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:36.040
<v Speaker 3>zero millennials and gen Z.

0:28:36.840 --> 0:28:38.680
<v Speaker 1>It's gen X and gen Z.

0:28:39.600 --> 0:28:42.440
<v Speaker 3>People that are in their forties and fifties are fighting

0:28:42.480 --> 0:28:44.000
<v Speaker 3>with gen Z here right now.

0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:47.360
<v Speaker 2>That sounds right, Like that sounds actually right because they're

0:28:47.360 --> 0:28:49.240
<v Speaker 2>always like I've just been seeing a lot of the

0:28:49.280 --> 0:28:52.040
<v Speaker 2>millennials being like I've been used. I thought I was

0:28:52.080 --> 0:28:54.040
<v Speaker 2>gonna look like this by the time I'm forty, but

0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:56.480
<v Speaker 2>I looking to the Avenus and sunscreen.

0:28:56.600 --> 0:29:01.440
<v Speaker 6>It's using retino in like, literally, shut up, No one

0:29:01.600 --> 0:29:05.280
<v Speaker 6>fucking cares like I know what I'm gonna add, like

0:29:05.320 --> 0:29:06.560
<v Speaker 6>a room with your old ass.

0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:08.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm literally gonna be like, I know you are in

0:29:08.560 --> 0:29:10.240
<v Speaker 2>your fucking forties because you're mad.

0:29:10.040 --> 0:29:14.240
<v Speaker 1>Annoying escajen x. If they know it, dress to Impress

0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:16.200
<v Speaker 1>is and it'll fry their brain.

0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm so obsessed with playing dress to Impress right now,

0:29:19.560 --> 0:29:21.960
<v Speaker 2>getting high as fuck? That okay, If y'all are wondering

0:29:21.960 --> 0:29:25.960
<v Speaker 2>where me and drawer at mentally not fucking good, literally

0:29:26.000 --> 0:29:28.600
<v Speaker 2>not good, And the only thing that makes me happy

0:29:28.680 --> 0:29:31.760
<v Speaker 2>is getting so hot and playing dress to Impress and

0:29:31.800 --> 0:29:34.920
<v Speaker 2>being mildly caddy caddy enough that I can get good

0:29:35.040 --> 0:29:38.920
<v Speaker 2>votings on the runway, oh God, enough to annoy the

0:29:38.960 --> 0:29:41.400
<v Speaker 2>fuck out of at least one person in the roadblocks.

0:29:41.600 --> 0:29:45.480
<v Speaker 1>We're I'm frying people like I am brutally honest. I'm like,

0:29:45.600 --> 0:29:48.480
<v Speaker 1>this fucking outfit is terrible. That outfit is ill fitting,

0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:51.440
<v Speaker 1>like this on theme at all, Like, don't fucking play

0:29:51.440 --> 0:29:54.360
<v Speaker 1>with me, like take this shit series. Last night, I

0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:58.000
<v Speaker 1>did a fur protest on the runway. I swear I

0:29:58.000 --> 0:29:59.000
<v Speaker 1>did a fur protest.

0:29:59.040 --> 0:30:01.360
<v Speaker 2>What was the thing? It was.

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Like the Oscars or the Grammys or something like that,

0:30:07.520 --> 0:30:09.800
<v Speaker 1>like one of those award shows, and I did it

0:30:09.800 --> 0:30:11.800
<v Speaker 1>for a protest. I was like, I'm tired of fucking

0:30:11.800 --> 0:30:14.880
<v Speaker 1>seeing fur on this goddamn runway. And I think I'm

0:30:14.880 --> 0:30:17.360
<v Speaker 1>gonna do an oil protest next and figure out a

0:30:17.360 --> 0:30:18.240
<v Speaker 1>way to have like.

0:30:18.480 --> 0:30:20.560
<v Speaker 2>Concrete you could do like oil slick.

0:30:22.000 --> 0:30:24.320
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm just gonna wear the bright orange shirt

0:30:24.360 --> 0:30:26.800
<v Speaker 1>that they all wear, and then I'm gonna have concrete

0:30:26.800 --> 0:30:29.080
<v Speaker 1>on my hands somehow like a bag and make it

0:30:29.160 --> 0:30:30.840
<v Speaker 1>like silver and I'm gonna.

0:30:30.640 --> 0:30:32.920
<v Speaker 2>Stay, did you get VIP yet? No?

0:30:32.960 --> 0:30:33.920
<v Speaker 1>I haven't gotten it yet.

0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:35.880
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna get it tonight because I think

0:30:35.880 --> 0:30:38.000
<v Speaker 2>it's just like it's so annoying. It feels it feels

0:30:38.000 --> 0:30:41.040
<v Speaker 2>like they shouldn't pit the VIP girls against us like

0:30:41.480 --> 0:30:45.000
<v Speaker 2>regular people because it's just fucked up, Like I don't

0:30:45.040 --> 0:30:46.880
<v Speaker 2>have access to the good do you have access too?

0:30:47.120 --> 0:30:49.000
<v Speaker 2>So I can't compete where I don't compare.

0:30:49.400 --> 0:30:53.280
<v Speaker 1>I did see in a Weston and Klin video that

0:30:53.920 --> 0:30:58.840
<v Speaker 1>the VIP literally is just like the same clothes but

0:31:00.560 --> 0:31:03.200
<v Speaker 1>in a different room. Like there, it's not like what

0:31:03.240 --> 0:31:05.320
<v Speaker 1>I expected it to be where it's like a million

0:31:05.440 --> 0:31:08.800
<v Speaker 1>new options, Like there's like no new pieces.

0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:11.080
<v Speaker 2>You know what it is. I looked up codes because

0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:13.080
<v Speaker 2>I saw on the side you could like add codes,

0:31:13.080 --> 0:31:17.160
<v Speaker 2>and I think people make things for roadblocks that you

0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:19.720
<v Speaker 2>can add codes and like get a whole wardrobe that's

0:31:19.840 --> 0:31:22.160
<v Speaker 2>just like in your closet technically, because I have this

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:25.440
<v Speaker 2>random bubble dress that's like in my closet. So we

0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:26.960
<v Speaker 2>need to do that. We need to tap in and

0:31:26.960 --> 0:31:29.960
<v Speaker 2>find a website with all the codes. Oh. I've also

0:31:30.040 --> 0:31:33.960
<v Speaker 2>decided like I've always liked like that style of like

0:31:34.040 --> 0:31:36.880
<v Speaker 2>a dough n like cute lacy top, and I just

0:31:36.920 --> 0:31:39.400
<v Speaker 2>can never really wear them because my boobs make it

0:31:39.400 --> 0:31:42.560
<v Speaker 2>look like I'm a wench who's selling beer at the renaissances.

0:31:42.680 --> 0:31:43.720
<v Speaker 1>But that's why I.

0:31:43.680 --> 0:31:46.320
<v Speaker 2>Realized I can't do it, because and like, there are

0:31:46.320 --> 0:31:48.600
<v Speaker 2>some girls who can carry that vibe in like such

0:31:48.600 --> 0:31:52.440
<v Speaker 2>a good way. But I feel like a jesterre who

0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:56.000
<v Speaker 2>beat up a random girl at the Renaissance Fair, ripped

0:31:56.000 --> 0:31:57.920
<v Speaker 2>her clothes off, put them on myself, and now I

0:31:58.000 --> 0:31:59.520
<v Speaker 2>just look look an evil wench.

0:31:59.760 --> 0:32:03.040
<v Speaker 1>Why are you beating people up at Beyonce's concert?

0:32:06.360 --> 0:32:08.000
<v Speaker 2>That campshit did not work vibes?

0:32:11.560 --> 0:32:14.400
<v Speaker 1>How do you know? How does she know? How does

0:32:14.440 --> 0:32:23.680
<v Speaker 1>she know our neighbors? They destroyed my trees. They went

0:32:23.760 --> 0:32:29.560
<v Speaker 1>to my boogabilia and beheaded it. They like destroyed all

0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:31.480
<v Speaker 1>of the nature that I could see out of my

0:32:31.560 --> 0:32:34.840
<v Speaker 1>window in a brutal fashion. It was one of the

0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:37.120
<v Speaker 1>most horrifying things I've ever seen, and I was watching

0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:39.000
<v Speaker 1>it actively happen in front of my face, and it

0:32:39.040 --> 0:32:43.800
<v Speaker 1>was a very dark moment in my life. Well, they

0:32:43.800 --> 0:32:46.800
<v Speaker 1>started construction on a project in the backyard. Literally ran

0:32:46.800 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 1>out of money or some shit because it is just

0:32:49.360 --> 0:32:52.360
<v Speaker 1>a concrete slab with wooden frame and nothing else. And

0:32:52.400 --> 0:32:55.480
<v Speaker 1>it's been like that for three weeks. Well yesterday, it's

0:32:55.480 --> 0:32:59.680
<v Speaker 1>been like three bajillion degrees in La, like literally three

0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:05.360
<v Speaker 1>bagel and our house like I'm so frugal that when

0:33:05.400 --> 0:33:07.160
<v Speaker 1>no one else is home, I don't run the main

0:33:07.200 --> 0:33:11.520
<v Speaker 1>AC because it's really expensive and I'm gonna save I

0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:17.560
<v Speaker 1>have to save money. Now I don't got bred like that. Well,

0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:22.360
<v Speaker 1>I didn't run the AC, so the house was like

0:33:22.400 --> 0:33:26.080
<v Speaker 1>a bajillion degrees when I was going to sleep, and

0:33:27.000 --> 0:33:30.640
<v Speaker 1>typically like I run my AC and my room cools down,

0:33:30.720 --> 0:33:33.080
<v Speaker 1>but it wasn't like my personal AC. But my room

0:33:33.160 --> 0:33:38.160
<v Speaker 1>was not cooling down. So I was overheating and I

0:33:38.400 --> 0:33:43.959
<v Speaker 1>was literally on the brink of heat stroke. So I

0:33:44.000 --> 0:33:47.000
<v Speaker 1>slept naked, and I never sleep naked. I never ever

0:33:47.040 --> 0:33:49.000
<v Speaker 1>ever sleep naked. I've done it a couple of times,

0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:51.360
<v Speaker 1>but I was I was brave as fuck with all

0:33:51.360 --> 0:33:53.400
<v Speaker 1>the spiders crawling over all over my body and shit,

0:33:53.440 --> 0:33:55.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised I didn't lay eggs inside of my eurethrow

0:33:55.680 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 1>hole and I didn't like maybe through some shit, but

0:33:59.800 --> 0:34:03.320
<v Speaker 1>I was under the covers. I made sure to get

0:34:03.400 --> 0:34:05.440
<v Speaker 1>under the covers because I was like, this is a sea,

0:34:05.520 --> 0:34:08.360
<v Speaker 1>like this is like exposure, Like I need to be

0:34:08.440 --> 0:34:12.239
<v Speaker 1>under the covers. Well in the morning, like it was

0:34:12.239 --> 0:34:14.800
<v Speaker 1>like seven thirty, and I would like just kept waking

0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:17.799
<v Speaker 1>up to sounds like right outside the window, and I

0:34:17.880 --> 0:34:20.520
<v Speaker 1>wasn't I was like in a deep sleep and like

0:34:20.960 --> 0:34:22.839
<v Speaker 1>rising out and like not even thinking about it and

0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:25.719
<v Speaker 1>just going back to sleep. Well, eventually I wake up

0:34:25.760 --> 0:34:28.920
<v Speaker 1>at like eight thirty and I like look down and

0:34:28.920 --> 0:34:31.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, I'm sleeping on top of the comforter,

0:34:31.600 --> 0:34:36.200
<v Speaker 1>completely ass naked, Like hah, that's funny, Like that's really

0:34:36.239 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 1>really goofy, Like well, thank god, no one in your

0:34:40.120 --> 0:34:42.080
<v Speaker 1>Josh wasn't home and barged in on me naked like

0:34:42.160 --> 0:34:44.640
<v Speaker 1>da da da da da. Well, I look out of

0:34:44.680 --> 0:34:49.160
<v Speaker 1>my window above the ac and there are five men

0:34:49.719 --> 0:34:54.160
<v Speaker 1>at window level like ripping the roof off of the

0:34:54.200 --> 0:34:58.840
<v Speaker 1>house next door. And I know for a fact that

0:34:58.920 --> 0:35:01.400
<v Speaker 1>they saw me but ask naked laying on top of

0:35:01.400 --> 0:35:02.320
<v Speaker 1>my comforter.

0:35:02.360 --> 0:35:05.320
<v Speaker 2>And they saw you butt naked, nasty like a Rick James,

0:35:05.320 --> 0:35:07.919
<v Speaker 2>super free, like a Rick James super free bitch.

0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:10.400
<v Speaker 1>I needed a uniform, like hey, I got rained on

0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:14.520
<v Speaker 1>type shit like please like no, but they for sure

0:35:15.000 --> 0:35:18.279
<v Speaker 1>saw me butt ass naked, and for the rest of

0:35:18.320 --> 0:35:20.280
<v Speaker 1>the day, like I would just walk through the house

0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:23.239
<v Speaker 1>and they wouldn't look at me. They would not look

0:35:23.280 --> 0:35:25.000
<v Speaker 1>at me in the face. They wouldn't look at me.

0:35:25.200 --> 0:35:27.920
<v Speaker 1>But not my fault, literally not my fault.

0:35:28.320 --> 0:35:31.240
<v Speaker 2>Like I love he would have taken a picture for later.

0:35:31.640 --> 0:35:33.319
<v Speaker 1>I thought about that. I was like, dude, like they

0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:37.480
<v Speaker 1>fully could expose me right now, Like thought about it.

0:35:37.520 --> 0:35:40.719
<v Speaker 2>But well, the good news is we have a podcast,

0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 2>a podcast, and people who are normal and love themselves

0:35:43.600 --> 0:35:45.320
<v Speaker 2>do not listen.

0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, an independent podcast, a.

0:35:48.640 --> 0:35:53.920
<v Speaker 2>Very awesome independent podcast. Oh my god. I the thing is, like,

0:35:54.000 --> 0:35:55.640
<v Speaker 2>I know I'm gonna cry when we have to be

0:35:55.640 --> 0:35:59.480
<v Speaker 2>back in the kitchen. Also, like Drew said, me and

0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:04.239
<v Speaker 2>Drew are in separate places. I after this still have

0:36:04.320 --> 0:36:07.680
<v Speaker 2>some traveling to do because me and Drew were like,

0:36:07.719 --> 0:36:10.080
<v Speaker 2>you know what, we're gonna plan some like off time.

0:36:10.560 --> 0:36:13.640
<v Speaker 2>We're feeling really good about what's happening, and like in

0:36:13.680 --> 0:36:16.279
<v Speaker 2>our workspace right now, we're gonna plan some off time

0:36:16.320 --> 0:36:18.400
<v Speaker 2>and like do our little travel like they always do

0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:22.359
<v Speaker 2>our summer travel. So I'm a plan ahead and just

0:36:22.400 --> 0:36:24.239
<v Speaker 2>do that. Because I saw somebody was like, Dan, she

0:36:24.280 --> 0:36:26.719
<v Speaker 2>don't play about her bag when they saw me at

0:36:26.719 --> 0:36:29.080
<v Speaker 2>the Tory Birch thing. Like the day after we announced

0:36:29.080 --> 0:36:31.560
<v Speaker 2>our separation because it was like, but she's got on

0:36:31.600 --> 0:36:34.279
<v Speaker 2>that plane and left. No, I had to deal with

0:36:34.320 --> 0:36:37.799
<v Speaker 2>all that while I was on that trip, and it

0:36:37.880 --> 0:36:41.040
<v Speaker 2>was a lot, and Drew carried like a king. But

0:36:43.040 --> 0:36:48.160
<v Speaker 2>we have to do another Zoom episode. And also I

0:36:48.200 --> 0:36:50.000
<v Speaker 2>know I'm gonna cry when we're back in the kitchen,

0:36:50.080 --> 0:36:50.640
<v Speaker 2>so it's.

0:36:50.560 --> 0:36:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Gonna be horrible, y'all if you see me crying.

0:36:53.680 --> 0:36:57.200
<v Speaker 2>I am not clip farming. I'm actually so sad and.

0:36:57.440 --> 0:37:01.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh bitch, I will be clip farming. Anything that I

0:37:01.160 --> 0:37:03.480
<v Speaker 1>will be doing, it will be clip farming.

0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:07.799
<v Speaker 2>It's funny, is I feel like everybody has in a

0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:15.919
<v Speaker 2>way clip farmed this on our behalf and we like, haven't. Yeah,

0:37:16.160 --> 0:37:16.920
<v Speaker 2>that makes sense.

0:37:17.440 --> 0:37:19.080
<v Speaker 1>Are used of clip farming?

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:21.919
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no no. I was like, I'm just making

0:37:21.920 --> 0:37:23.560
<v Speaker 2>the joke because every time I see a video of

0:37:23.560 --> 0:37:26.440
<v Speaker 2>fucking Lebron James yor like this motherfucker is always clip.

0:37:26.200 --> 0:37:33.400
<v Speaker 1>For Stephen Curry and James Jason Tatum clip farming, like.

0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Like doing all that ship, Like damn, you want an

0:37:35.600 --> 0:37:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Emo on Fortnite so fucking bad.

0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:40.120
<v Speaker 1>You need that fucking documentary.

0:37:40.200 --> 0:37:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Does James does Lebron? James is Emo on Fortnite? Do

0:37:45.000 --> 0:37:46.719
<v Speaker 2>his thing or did he come up with that.

0:37:46.719 --> 0:37:51.680
<v Speaker 1>After Uh, he's been doing that thing where he throws

0:37:51.719 --> 0:37:54.359
<v Speaker 1>the ship up in the air for like two decades now,

0:37:54.480 --> 0:37:59.160
<v Speaker 1>but I don't know what his EMO is on Fortnite Girl,

0:37:59.160 --> 0:38:01.359
<v Speaker 1>we haven't played for night at all, especially you.

0:38:01.600 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 2>I know that shit lost my love. Like it's just

0:38:04.280 --> 0:38:05.920
<v Speaker 2>they need to take that Carson out and needs to

0:38:05.920 --> 0:38:08.800
<v Speaker 2>go back to a fucking shooter game. Like it's so annoying.

0:38:08.920 --> 0:38:13.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't want I don't want it, and it's really sad.

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:16.239
<v Speaker 2>But they already got my money, so I don't know

0:38:16.239 --> 0:38:17.919
<v Speaker 2>what more they want from me. It's not like they're

0:38:18.040 --> 0:38:21.560
<v Speaker 2>dying without me. I'll come back if they give me

0:38:21.800 --> 0:38:24.560
<v Speaker 2>a skin. The thing is, I wouldn't even want a

0:38:24.560 --> 0:38:26.360
<v Speaker 2>skin that looks like me. I would just want the

0:38:26.400 --> 0:38:30.160
<v Speaker 2>opportunity to design a skin because.

0:38:29.920 --> 0:38:35.120
<v Speaker 1>That would be our characters of the Sweatiest every time

0:38:36.200 --> 0:38:37.719
<v Speaker 1>it's such good.

0:38:38.160 --> 0:38:41.000
<v Speaker 2>Like cool, what did they.

0:38:45.440 --> 0:38:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Nice?

0:38:49.920 --> 0:38:52.879
<v Speaker 2>Every time we film, I get like sweaty as fuck

0:38:53.040 --> 0:38:55.800
<v Speaker 2>because I think my adrenaline starts pumping because I'm like,

0:38:55.840 --> 0:38:57.080
<v Speaker 2>I need to be funny. I need to be funny.

0:38:57.080 --> 0:38:58.360
<v Speaker 2>I need to be funny. I need to be pretty.

0:38:58.360 --> 0:38:59.760
<v Speaker 2>I need to be pretty. I need to be pretty.

0:39:01.200 --> 0:39:03.440
<v Speaker 1>Guys, it's so hard being podcast hosts.

0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:05.480
<v Speaker 2>I know no one about how hard it is.

0:39:05.680 --> 0:39:11.880
<v Speaker 1>It's really well. I got an email that said, Hi,

0:39:12.120 --> 0:39:15.719
<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend is a teacher and one of her students,

0:39:15.880 --> 0:39:22.040
<v Speaker 1>a third grader drew her wearing y'all's merch. A third

0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:29.280
<v Speaker 1>grader drew something somewhere went terribly wrong.

0:39:31.680 --> 0:39:35.680
<v Speaker 2>No, like a lot of y'all parents need to take

0:39:35.719 --> 0:39:39.359
<v Speaker 2>your fucking knife bad the way bruh. I was just

0:39:39.400 --> 0:39:42.239
<v Speaker 2>talking about this with somebody on that brand trip. I

0:39:42.360 --> 0:39:45.720
<v Speaker 2>was like, we make a lot of like satirical jokes

0:39:45.760 --> 0:39:48.359
<v Speaker 2>that if you know, obviously we were joking. We don't

0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:51.520
<v Speaker 2>mean that shit. But then that's what scares me is

0:39:51.560 --> 0:39:54.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, if there is, for some reason a child

0:39:54.040 --> 0:39:56.360
<v Speaker 2>listening to it, I wonder how much of the satire

0:39:56.400 --> 0:39:58.360
<v Speaker 2>goes over their head and they actually just believe what

0:39:58.360 --> 0:40:00.680
<v Speaker 2>we're saying. But then I'm also like, would like to

0:40:00.760 --> 0:40:03.839
<v Speaker 2>think also that that's not my fuck.

0:40:04.080 --> 0:40:06.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm not your mom, bro, Like, it's not my fucking fault.

0:40:06.760 --> 0:40:11.320
<v Speaker 1>You can't decipher the thirty six thousand layers of irony

0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:14.560
<v Speaker 1>in every single word we said.

0:40:14.680 --> 0:40:17.160
<v Speaker 2>Third grader also on I feel bad because what if

0:40:17.160 --> 0:40:19.000
<v Speaker 2>the third grader is listening, Like, why am I feeling

0:40:19.000 --> 0:40:21.640
<v Speaker 2>bad about hurting a third grader's feeling.

0:40:21.040 --> 0:40:25.360
<v Speaker 1>She's queening, Like I've never seen a third grader queen harder.

0:40:25.600 --> 0:40:27.040
<v Speaker 2>Queen off with a third grader right now.

0:40:27.280 --> 0:40:30.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what I was thinking in my head is it's

0:40:30.360 --> 0:40:35.640
<v Speaker 1>someone's little sister that was the podcast, and the little

0:40:35.680 --> 0:40:38.120
<v Speaker 1>sister like just thought that was a cool shirt.

0:40:38.360 --> 0:40:40.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I was going to say the like older

0:40:40.680 --> 0:40:44.600
<v Speaker 2>sibling probably has the merch. Okay, yeah, you're using context clues,

0:40:44.640 --> 0:40:46.279
<v Speaker 2>you're figuring it out, you're fingering it out.

0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:50.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm fingering it all out. But y'all, you know what

0:40:50.360 --> 0:40:58.799
<v Speaker 1>sucks balls very candidly is we recorded an episode that

0:40:58.920 --> 0:41:05.920
<v Speaker 1>was supposed to go up last Friday that potentially was

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:08.160
<v Speaker 1>a top five episode of all time.

0:41:08.239 --> 0:41:12.200
<v Speaker 2>I know it was really funny. It was so when

0:41:12.239 --> 0:41:14.160
<v Speaker 2>we haven't even listened to it, we will probably listen

0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:15.600
<v Speaker 2>back to the episode and be like that shit was

0:41:15.640 --> 0:41:17.359
<v Speaker 2>bunk as fun. But I feel like we were on

0:41:17.520 --> 0:41:18.399
<v Speaker 2>such a good one.

0:41:18.680 --> 0:41:21.879
<v Speaker 1>No, I feel like every single time we record where

0:41:21.920 --> 0:41:24.040
<v Speaker 1>like that was the worst thing ever, and like it's

0:41:24.040 --> 0:41:28.839
<v Speaker 1>so embarrassing and our life sucks balls. But everybody left

0:41:28.840 --> 0:41:32.920
<v Speaker 1>that episode being like, Wow, that's a banger, and it

0:41:33.000 --> 0:41:35.360
<v Speaker 1>will literally never see the light of day. It's in

0:41:35.400 --> 0:41:37.600
<v Speaker 1>the archive forever.

0:41:38.800 --> 0:41:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Hey we got episodes though, talk about lack of sustainability.

0:41:44.640 --> 0:41:46.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, literally not fucking.

0:41:47.440 --> 0:41:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Our book print is like so insane, but you know

0:41:53.400 --> 0:41:58.040
<v Speaker 2>it will all be okay. And that's the beauty of

0:41:58.320 --> 0:42:03.439
<v Speaker 2>being Dare I say comedian is we have to shake

0:42:03.520 --> 0:42:07.400
<v Speaker 2>it up as shame, you know, wake it up.

0:42:07.680 --> 0:42:16.040
<v Speaker 1>What is Tricia's husband's name? Moses, Moses, Moses and A

0:42:16.600 --> 0:42:19.560
<v Speaker 1>was talking about us, and I think it was one

0:42:19.600 --> 0:42:24.640
<v Speaker 1>of the It stroked my ego and it was exactly

0:42:24.760 --> 0:42:28.839
<v Speaker 1>what I needed to hear, especially in that moment, and

0:42:28.880 --> 0:42:32.720
<v Speaker 1>I never knew I needed that validation from anybody else.

0:42:32.880 --> 0:42:37.800
<v Speaker 1>But Moses was talking about like they were just talking

0:42:37.840 --> 0:42:42.279
<v Speaker 1>about us like emergency in or calm, and Moses was

0:42:42.320 --> 0:42:46.560
<v Speaker 1>just talking about how were the type of people to

0:42:47.680 --> 0:42:51.400
<v Speaker 1>have a show, like a real show, and like he

0:42:51.600 --> 0:42:54.400
<v Speaker 1>was just going on about how like he sees that

0:42:54.520 --> 0:42:58.600
<v Speaker 1>in our cards in the future. And I mean, we've

0:42:58.600 --> 0:43:01.040
<v Speaker 1>said it a billion times, but that as genuinely one

0:43:01.080 --> 0:43:03.680
<v Speaker 1>of my like biggest pipe dreams.

0:43:04.520 --> 0:43:07.720
<v Speaker 2>No, that's like literally that's all I want to focus

0:43:07.760 --> 0:43:10.640
<v Speaker 2>my extra energy on other than like making this transition

0:43:10.760 --> 0:43:14.319
<v Speaker 2>happen smoothly, is committing ourselves to that?

0:43:14.840 --> 0:43:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I mean, but I think Moses, I think

0:43:19.640 --> 0:43:22.359
<v Speaker 1>there's like a joke that he like predicts a lot

0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:25.280
<v Speaker 1>of things, like when he talks on something or says something,

0:43:25.360 --> 0:43:30.160
<v Speaker 1>it like eventually comes true. And I think he has

0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:33.520
<v Speaker 1>a finger on the pulse. And I think real recognizes real,

0:43:33.680 --> 0:43:36.800
<v Speaker 1>and I do. I mean, I cannot imagine a future

0:43:36.880 --> 0:43:41.840
<v Speaker 1>where that isn't like in my cards, like in my

0:43:41.920 --> 0:43:44.680
<v Speaker 1>future when I think of my future, it is having

0:43:45.040 --> 0:43:49.080
<v Speaker 1>our own like show, whether on stream or on HBO

0:43:49.280 --> 0:43:52.319
<v Speaker 1>like whatever like that is and not like a show

0:43:52.360 --> 0:43:55.680
<v Speaker 1>that I'm acting in, which will obviously happen, but a

0:43:55.800 --> 0:44:01.200
<v Speaker 1>show that we created, wrote directed all that shit.

0:44:01.360 --> 0:44:05.879
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, oh my god, Well it's funny you say

0:44:05.880 --> 0:44:08.680
<v Speaker 2>that because when you were talking about the Oscars or

0:44:08.719 --> 0:44:11.399
<v Speaker 2>the whatever the Fox, I was like, it's crazy how

0:44:11.520 --> 0:44:14.040
<v Speaker 2>nobody's ever like oh, like for the Emmys, Like no

0:44:14.080 --> 0:44:15.759
<v Speaker 2>one ever talks about the Emmy's because why is the

0:44:15.800 --> 0:44:19.880
<v Speaker 2>Emmys like so funny? Like the Emmys is literally to me,

0:44:20.000 --> 0:44:22.040
<v Speaker 2>I never see anybody's like, oh my god, that middle

0:44:22.560 --> 0:44:24.719
<v Speaker 2>and it's the Emmys, Like yeah, it is so like

0:44:25.200 --> 0:44:27.120
<v Speaker 2>the kid no one cares about. And I was like,

0:44:27.160 --> 0:44:29.080
<v Speaker 2>why is that embarrassing to be like I want an Emmy?

0:44:29.760 --> 0:44:32.040
<v Speaker 2>But then I was like, bruh, if we're lucky, that

0:44:32.160 --> 0:44:35.080
<v Speaker 2>will be us and somebody's gonna clip that if that

0:44:35.160 --> 0:44:37.600
<v Speaker 2>ever did happen and be like and this Mitchell sitting

0:44:37.600 --> 0:44:39.680
<v Speaker 2>here talking about fuck the Emmys and it's gonna be

0:44:39.680 --> 0:44:42.200
<v Speaker 2>my ID post that's like a mile long being like

0:44:42.600 --> 0:44:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm huge to.

0:44:44.239 --> 0:44:50.040
<v Speaker 1>The speechless wait, but like actually, yeah, these clips are

0:44:50.080 --> 0:44:53.160
<v Speaker 1>gonna go so fucking hard in the edits of us.

0:44:53.200 --> 0:44:55.400
<v Speaker 1>So when we have our show like that's this, I

0:44:55.480 --> 0:44:59.080
<v Speaker 1>fucking oh bruh, Like that's the see just remember this

0:44:59.160 --> 0:45:06.480
<v Speaker 1>moment episode Uh wait, this is we were in the

0:45:06.480 --> 0:45:11.680
<v Speaker 1>EI era, then we were in the post EI era,

0:45:12.000 --> 0:45:16.399
<v Speaker 1>and now we're in the p EI era prequel EI era,

0:45:20.640 --> 0:45:25.719
<v Speaker 1>y'all know, like b C PC, we're in uh, we're

0:45:25.760 --> 0:45:30.040
<v Speaker 1>in PC. I don't fucking know, bro, what is it? BC?

0:45:30.239 --> 0:45:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Before Christ and then a D like after death or

0:45:33.239 --> 0:45:33.799
<v Speaker 1>something like that.

0:45:35.480 --> 0:45:37.680
<v Speaker 2>Girl, you're asking the wrong motherfucker. I don't know shit

0:45:37.760 --> 0:45:44.120
<v Speaker 2>about those people you're at about religious people. I don't

0:45:44.120 --> 0:45:46.319
<v Speaker 2>know about what they do. They do some weird ship.

0:45:46.440 --> 0:45:48.200
<v Speaker 2>They talk about ship all the time, and I don't

0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:49.200
<v Speaker 2>know what the fuck they're talking about.

0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:51.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm canceling all Christians right now.

0:45:52.280 --> 0:46:03.799
<v Speaker 7>Okay, Drew Side, it.

0:46:03.920 --> 0:46:07.520
<v Speaker 2>Is like silenced you out for so much of that.

0:46:11.880 --> 0:46:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Coroner wet t shirt contest. How about a wet hat contest.

0:46:20.560 --> 0:46:26.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to see a woman's beautiful mind. Okay, this

0:46:26.480 --> 0:46:29.960
<v Speaker 1>is not a brow summer. You're thirty two. Start a

0:46:30.000 --> 0:46:38.239
<v Speaker 1>stretching routine that was from Matt the I don't know

0:46:38.440 --> 0:46:42.439
<v Speaker 1>z e I p l A and her human odiodurant

0:46:42.520 --> 0:46:46.880
<v Speaker 1>is kind of crazy, sleeping like GLOSSIERU and Shallotte. She's

0:46:46.920 --> 0:46:49.120
<v Speaker 1>mosta virus.

0:46:49.600 --> 0:46:52.080
<v Speaker 2>No, I literally have the chiefs mossa virus. I need

0:46:52.120 --> 0:46:53.279
<v Speaker 2>my fucking vaccine.

0:46:53.920 --> 0:47:04.960
<v Speaker 1>The f n JFK stands for Fortnite Randomly Radiohead when

0:47:04.960 --> 0:47:09.879
<v Speaker 1>it saw the computer be like okay, okay, bitch, you eight.

0:47:12.760 --> 0:47:15.239
<v Speaker 1>Imagine your card declines at rehab and they just blow

0:47:15.280 --> 0:47:21.880
<v Speaker 1>cocaine in your face. Kai is so mad because I

0:47:21.920 --> 0:47:29.360
<v Speaker 1>said his back shot wind smells like horse hiccups. Bitches

0:47:29.440 --> 0:47:32.120
<v Speaker 1>be twenty talking about wait for my glow up. Bitch,

0:47:32.160 --> 0:47:38.080
<v Speaker 1>you're about to die Tyler ann all Inya and Orian

0:47:38.200 --> 0:47:43.600
<v Speaker 1>do is smoke, drink and seafood boil. Y'all some fucking pirates.

0:47:44.160 --> 0:47:46.920
<v Speaker 1>I'll never forget when y'all did seafood boil on the

0:47:46.960 --> 0:47:50.279
<v Speaker 1>fucking floor of our house. Indian and Orian ordered like,

0:47:50.760 --> 0:47:54.319
<v Speaker 1>literally two hundred dollars worth of seafood boil on the

0:47:54.360 --> 0:47:57.560
<v Speaker 1>fucking ground, picking it too, shreds it.

0:47:57.600 --> 0:47:59.440
<v Speaker 2>Watching the whale.

0:47:59.640 --> 0:48:03.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the whale. It was such a cursed vibe and

0:48:03.280 --> 0:48:06.280
<v Speaker 1>it smelled shit in our house.

0:48:07.280 --> 0:48:16.160
<v Speaker 5>It smelled like, uh, he frows, it throws, so you

0:48:17.600 --> 0:48:19.960
<v Speaker 5>were like it.

0:48:19.960 --> 0:48:28.520
<v Speaker 1>It smelled like crab backshots. Wait, he wants that fucking

0:48:28.560 --> 0:48:29.520
<v Speaker 1>cookie so bad?

0:48:33.960 --> 0:48:36.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Guys, it's a dangerous game because if

0:48:36.680 --> 0:48:39.200
<v Speaker 2>anybody makes me laugh, that's how I look at them.

0:48:39.400 --> 0:48:45.480
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, you can win Inya's heart very, very easily.

0:48:45.920 --> 0:48:49.080
<v Speaker 1>But Bitch, I can't believe I almost forgot to talk

0:48:49.120 --> 0:48:54.200
<v Speaker 1>about the new Dappelganger. Kai, there's a new dappelganger. Bitch.

0:48:55.760 --> 0:49:00.319
<v Speaker 1>It's giving sketch to the highest degree. Like it. It

0:49:00.400 --> 0:49:03.279
<v Speaker 1>is literally hard for me to convince people that I

0:49:03.440 --> 0:49:04.560
<v Speaker 1>just didn't get leaked.

0:49:09.239 --> 0:49:10.279
<v Speaker 3>Is that photoshopped?

0:49:10.840 --> 0:49:13.160
<v Speaker 1>No, it's real. I've been trying to find the fucking

0:49:13.239 --> 0:49:16.680
<v Speaker 1>video for so long because I was like, it would

0:49:16.719 --> 0:49:20.760
<v Speaker 1>be so funny to like post or like start the video.

0:49:20.840 --> 0:49:23.080
<v Speaker 1>I just sent it to the group chat. But it

0:49:23.239 --> 0:49:27.759
<v Speaker 1>literally like looks like me. And the only thing that

0:49:27.920 --> 0:49:32.480
<v Speaker 1>like I can say to convince people that it's not

0:49:32.719 --> 0:49:36.120
<v Speaker 1>me is the gold chain. I've never worn a gold chain.

0:49:36.640 --> 0:49:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Now you had the supreme gold chain with a little oozzy.

0:49:39.800 --> 0:49:47.080
<v Speaker 1>On it over in that fucking era too, when I, yeah.

0:49:45.640 --> 0:49:48.160
<v Speaker 3>It's also your body too, Like I feel like his

0:49:48.400 --> 0:49:52.600
<v Speaker 3>arms are shaped the same way, really big, he has

0:49:52.640 --> 0:49:54.120
<v Speaker 3>like long biceps.

0:49:55.320 --> 0:50:00.279
<v Speaker 1>Keep talking, Okay, no, but that shit was literally really

0:50:00.320 --> 0:50:02.600
<v Speaker 1>When I saw that, my heart sank and I was like, wait,

0:50:02.719 --> 0:50:04.880
<v Speaker 1>is this like literally me? And I got leaked like

0:50:04.920 --> 0:50:09.279
<v Speaker 1>I was recorded like doing s without my permission. But no,

0:50:09.480 --> 0:50:11.480
<v Speaker 1>it's not me. I swear to God, it's not me.

0:50:11.520 --> 0:50:13.839
<v Speaker 1>I swear, guys, it's not me. I swear it, and

0:50:13.880 --> 0:50:16.480
<v Speaker 1>like it's just a it's just a doppelganger. Guys, it's

0:50:16.520 --> 0:50:20.000
<v Speaker 1>not me. It's literally not me. So like, you don't

0:50:20.000 --> 0:50:21.759
<v Speaker 1>have to keep saying it's me because it's not me.

0:50:22.920 --> 0:50:25.839
<v Speaker 1>M KI, what do you have to say?

0:50:27.719 --> 0:50:30.520
<v Speaker 3>I have to say, if anybody's worried about the transition,

0:50:30.800 --> 0:50:33.680
<v Speaker 3>you there's no reason to be worried. Daddy's going to

0:50:33.719 --> 0:50:41.200
<v Speaker 3>take care of everything. Okay, okay, h oh, my my

0:50:41.440 --> 0:50:51.160
<v Speaker 3>video stops. Yeah, well I don't know if oh are

0:50:51.200 --> 0:50:53.320
<v Speaker 3>you can you guys hear me? I actually can't.

0:50:53.680 --> 0:50:58.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh he's gone, like A I know.

0:50:59.280 --> 0:51:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Wait, I just like I was complaining about back pain

0:51:01.719 --> 0:51:04.360
<v Speaker 2>and I feel like relieved.

0:51:04.640 --> 0:51:08.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, no, all right, funny joke, guys, but anyway, Yeah,

0:51:09.400 --> 0:51:12.280
<v Speaker 3>Daddy's here to take care of all the technical issues.

0:51:12.640 --> 0:51:14.680
<v Speaker 2>The thing is, you say that, and I know, damn well,

0:51:14.719 --> 0:51:17.000
<v Speaker 2>if anybody you were into called you that, you would

0:51:17.000 --> 0:51:22.280
<v Speaker 2>freak the funk out and be like no, if.

0:51:22.120 --> 0:51:24.480
<v Speaker 3>Somebody called me that, I would turn into dust, like

0:51:24.520 --> 0:51:29.920
<v Speaker 3>when Thano snaps his fingers like Spider Man. Fucking terrifying.

0:51:30.120 --> 0:51:33.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, my media of the week. I'll do my music

0:51:33.120 --> 0:51:36.480
<v Speaker 2>in a second. But I started Ironcall on the flight.

0:51:37.440 --> 0:51:40.440
<v Speaker 2>I fell asleep after like the first tragic moment in it,

0:51:40.560 --> 0:51:43.280
<v Speaker 2>woke up to another tragic moment and was like, WHOA,

0:51:43.880 --> 0:51:47.000
<v Speaker 2>what's happening right now? Like backed it up, knocked back out,

0:51:47.040 --> 0:51:49.560
<v Speaker 2>woke up to the same tragic moment, felt like I

0:51:49.640 --> 0:51:52.080
<v Speaker 2>was literally stuck in a cycle and I was so scared.

0:51:53.239 --> 0:51:55.640
<v Speaker 2>And then I woke back up and I was like,

0:51:55.640 --> 0:51:57.800
<v Speaker 2>I need to walk up into like rinse my brain.

0:51:58.040 --> 0:52:00.759
<v Speaker 2>I was again, I know people hate what I mentioned it, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>I was high as.

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<v Speaker 1>Up on that flight back.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was chewing on this, okay, because we don't

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<v Speaker 2>have a plus ship. We don't have ads right now,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't be doing Oh wait, was.

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<v Speaker 1>That an echo two k? That's an echo two k? Chapstick,

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<v Speaker 1>look not hold it back up, cover the logo.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, this is so stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>I rewatched Across the Spider Verse again. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>it's still so good. I still cried. I was still like, wow,

0:52:40.080 --> 0:52:42.840
<v Speaker 2>this feat of animation. It still had me gooped. Like

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't see it two months ago. I was like,

0:52:44.560 --> 0:52:47.799
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I can't believe this movie. Oh so good.

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<v Speaker 2>And then my music media is still listening to Charm

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<v Speaker 2>by Missus Clariana Grande.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Na, still listening.

0:53:00.040 --> 0:53:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh this is my favorite song ever, ten Man's by America,

0:53:06.200 --> 0:53:08.719
<v Speaker 2>And then I'm listening to Band on the Run by

0:53:08.719 --> 0:53:11.279
<v Speaker 2>Paul McCartney and Wings A Horse with No Name by

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<v Speaker 2>America and George Martin and This Eve of Parting John

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<v Speaker 2>Hartford Perfect Day by Lou Reed You cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I watched Aaron Brockovich and watch that. It is

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<v Speaker 1>so good. It like genuinely made me so happy, like

0:53:37.440 --> 0:53:41.200
<v Speaker 1>it was. It was like it like literally I was

0:53:41.239 --> 0:53:43.880
<v Speaker 1>like euphoric. And I was sitting next to this like

0:53:44.520 --> 0:53:47.359
<v Speaker 1>dude on the flight and he he was a very

0:53:47.360 --> 0:53:50.000
<v Speaker 1>sweet guy. He was like a really funny character, Like

0:53:50.320 --> 0:53:52.640
<v Speaker 1>he wasn't saying anything funny and he was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be funny and he was really really unfunny, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was so unfunny that it was like charming and sweet.

0:53:58.960 --> 0:54:00.920
<v Speaker 1>And he was like in his like late sixties or

0:54:00.960 --> 0:54:05.239
<v Speaker 1>something like that. Well, a scene came up in a

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<v Speaker 1>movie where Aaron Brockovich is like they're called boobs and

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<v Speaker 1>like there's context to it, but like he saw that

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<v Speaker 1>happen in the movie and like waited for me to

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<v Speaker 1>like move my headphone off like literally an hour later,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, what did you think of the

0:54:21.600 --> 0:54:23.440
<v Speaker 1>boobs part? Wasn't that really funny?

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<v Speaker 7>The boobs?

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<v Speaker 1>He said here she said, it's called boobs, And I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, yeah, man, like it was really good, and

0:54:30.440 --> 0:54:33.080
<v Speaker 1>he was like really trying so hard not to say

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<v Speaker 1>that she was hot to me. She was like, he

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<v Speaker 1>was like he she's like so like so good of

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<v Speaker 1>a person, like in that movie, like she's sot like

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<v Speaker 1>good of a person. And she Yeah, she's a good person.

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<v Speaker 1>But then when we were getting off the flight, you

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<v Speaker 1>know how there's rafts in the overhead bins every time, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he like went up to a did you just goost

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<v Speaker 1>that I didn't mean to?

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<v Speaker 2>And I think I.

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<v Speaker 1>Did, weaker, bro, But he pointed to one of those

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<v Speaker 1>rafts in the overhead ben and he was he was

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<v Speaker 1>talking to a flight attendant and he was like, wait, wait,

0:55:21.560 --> 0:55:25.880
<v Speaker 1>like someone someone forgot their vote up there. And the

0:55:25.920 --> 0:55:29.360
<v Speaker 1>flight attendant was like what, like what did I and

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<v Speaker 1>he oh, he was like, oh the flight won't leave

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<v Speaker 1>if he was like so annoyed. He was like, the

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<v Speaker 1>flight can't leave without that. And then he was like

0:55:37.680 --> 0:55:39.600
<v Speaker 1>and he just was so happy, go lucky. He was

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<v Speaker 1>just like, I'm genuinely jealous of his brain chemistry. But

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<v Speaker 1>then he started recruiting everybody to vote read and I

0:55:46.120 --> 0:55:49.960
<v Speaker 1>was like, girl, get on my fucking face, pervert talking

0:55:49.960 --> 0:55:55.319
<v Speaker 1>about boobs and saying a girl's hot, you're a fucking pervert.

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<v Speaker 1>But Aaron Brockovic. And then I started listening to Steely

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<v Speaker 1>Dan and I just like clicked play on his Spotify

0:56:04.719 --> 0:56:09.800
<v Speaker 1>profile and don't have any songs by name, But Steely

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<v Speaker 1>Dan is cunt. Like I didn't realize. I thought he

0:56:12.360 --> 0:56:14.480
<v Speaker 1>was like corny or some shit, but like, I really

0:56:14.560 --> 0:56:15.320
<v Speaker 1>like his music.

0:56:15.400 --> 0:56:19.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure it's like a common thread that like

0:56:19.520 --> 0:56:24.440
<v Speaker 2>art students who do music love Steely Dan. Someone was

0:56:24.440 --> 0:56:28.239
<v Speaker 2>telling me that that like every art school or at

0:56:28.239 --> 0:56:30.600
<v Speaker 2>every college that's like art heavy, all the kids are

0:56:30.600 --> 0:56:36.000
<v Speaker 2>like Stevie Dan. It's like the equivalent to the unemployed,

0:56:36.040 --> 0:56:38.080
<v Speaker 2>starving artists like Radiohead.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I see, do you have anything else to say?

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<v Speaker 3>Can I do media?

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<v Speaker 2>If it's some stupid shit?

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<v Speaker 3>Stupid shit, that's cool. It's like goodass music uncle Ace

0:56:53.040 --> 0:56:55.680
<v Speaker 3>by Blood Orange. That's the song that plays in Challengers

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<v Speaker 3>when they fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Okay, that's it. That's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>That songs good?

0:57:04.480 --> 0:57:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Have you heard it it is? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's a great song.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you call it?

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<v Speaker 7>All right?

0:57:14.600 --> 0:57:15.919
<v Speaker 1>You're taking your moment too far?

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<v Speaker 3>Hot Chip.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Hotship, I love is that the one with

0:57:22.960 --> 0:57:27.400
<v Speaker 1>my yellow country teeth or whatever? I love that song,

0:57:29.400 --> 0:57:31.400
<v Speaker 1>and I went on a road trip with my manager

0:57:31.560 --> 0:57:36.000
<v Speaker 1>to a merch factory in upstate California, and I said,

0:57:36.040 --> 0:57:38.720
<v Speaker 1>I like that song. So he proceeded to play the

0:57:38.920 --> 0:57:42.400
<v Speaker 1>entire discography over and over and over on the six

0:57:42.560 --> 0:57:43.000
<v Speaker 1>hour car.

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<v Speaker 3>Right up, That's maybe a little bit too much hot

0:57:47.040 --> 0:57:48.280
<v Speaker 3>chip for me, but.

0:57:49.640 --> 0:57:52.640
<v Speaker 1>Hot ship be bisexual and lie bye.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, guys, thanks for listening, Thanks for sticking with

0:58:00.160 --> 0:58:03.440
<v Speaker 2>us through this. Good to know you guys hated the studio.

0:58:03.840 --> 0:58:04.560
<v Speaker 2>That's good to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, literally literally like fucking bitches. Like three of my

0:58:09.480 --> 0:58:12.680
<v Speaker 1>friends texted me and they were like, yeah, like when

0:58:12.680 --> 0:58:15.960
<v Speaker 1>you signed to them, Like it literally made no sense

0:58:16.120 --> 0:58:18.240
<v Speaker 1>at all, Like it made no sense in my head.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not a good fit. It was very like

0:58:21.080 --> 0:58:24.520
<v Speaker 1>like it just felt like unsmart. And I was like, girl, fuck,

0:58:24.600 --> 0:58:26.280
<v Speaker 1>y'all speak up like you got a pair? Like now

0:58:26.280 --> 0:58:28.600
<v Speaker 1>you're saying this ba Like, girl fuck, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Speak up like you got a pair. That's good. All right, Well,

0:58:32.160 --> 0:58:35.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be incredibly gluttonous and I will be

0:58:35.840 --> 0:58:39.560
<v Speaker 2>going to waffle house and then coming back and getting wingstop.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's my.

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<v Speaker 1>Vibe, and I'll be taking merch photos because merch tomorrow

0:58:45.560 --> 0:58:54.320
<v Speaker 1>go buy merch tomorrow. Please please, please, We're really proud

0:58:54.360 --> 0:58:56.880
<v Speaker 1>of these, and we brought back this goddamn hoodie in

0:58:56.920 --> 0:59:04.440
<v Speaker 1>a different colorway because are my eyes too close together?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, bye, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>They are