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Speaker 1: I just hey, hi.

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Speaker 2: This is like during COVID when people who were in

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Speaker 2: rehab had to zoom call their family and say like hi, like.

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Speaker 1: Oh, was that a thing? Yeah, I never saw that.

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Speaker 1: I saw the zoom graduations. Those were pretty dark.

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Speaker 2: This is our.

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Speaker 1: Zoom ra all right, guys, so lots to talk about,

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Speaker 1: but not much as we can say.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in quite the pickle, but that's okay. Hey,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, I just let the hell out of

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Speaker 2: my mic before anyone says it. Yes, I know you

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Speaker 2: probably like, and it looks so gorgeous despite everything happening, like.

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Speaker 1: She's how does she do it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I know, and you're brought like, oh yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: exactly probably what people ask. It's like how do you

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Speaker 2: do it? And honestly, I have no tips. It is

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Speaker 2: quite literally just genetics. No, it sucks. It sucks.

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Speaker 1: But and people are probably like, how why does Drew

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Speaker 1: look so terrible? Like what is going on? Bitch? Oh

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Speaker 1: watch what happens when I turned them on? Oh do

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Speaker 1: you see that? It's like, it's it's basically my aura

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Speaker 1: I have.

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Speaker 2: That's your aura. I think that's like the Lens Flair kind.

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Speaker 1: Of it's it's my aura. As you can see, it's

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Speaker 1: white with blueish purple tints, which actually, let's look it

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Speaker 1: up and see what that means.

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Speaker 2: Why you're literally like when we used to go on

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Speaker 2: YouTube and look up conspiracy and then look up latest

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Speaker 2: run and being like, as you can see, all the

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Speaker 2: lights have just turned red, and I just wanted to

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Speaker 2: document this because this means blah blah blahlah blah, that

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Speaker 2: is you.

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Speaker 1: I'm essentially an astral traveler of sorts. I feel connected

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Speaker 1: to a higher power entering communications with their higher self.

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Speaker 1: I mean, all of that makes sense to me.

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Speaker 2: That tracks like, if that's your aura, then why does

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Speaker 2: it go away when you turn off the light? Like

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Speaker 2: that's why I don't understand. Wouldn't that just be like

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Speaker 2: your glow all the time?

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Speaker 1: I literally it's basically I'm a non conformist, so I

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Speaker 1: hating seeing myself while we record, because here we are again,

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Speaker 1: I'm fucking puggy.

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Speaker 2: You always say that you don't look bad when we

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Speaker 2: record it. You always do that face now and it doesn't. Well,

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Speaker 2: if anybody's wondering where Kai is. We lost him in

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Speaker 2: the custody battle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we banished him to the shadow.

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Speaker 2: We lost guy in the custody battle.

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Speaker 1: Well, they he's actually locked in the basement. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: trying to get him out. But it's almost like I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, his presence.

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Speaker 3: I feel really actually in the basement. I actually sucked

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Speaker 3: my hacked it.

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Speaker 1: He hacked it.

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Speaker 2: What did he say? He said he sucked his way out,

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Speaker 2: Like bitch, you're always gonna make it.

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Speaker 3: So, yeah, the basement.

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Speaker 1: And ironically it looks like you're in the basement.

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Speaker 3: No, this is my room. This is my cool room.

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Speaker 2: Why do you have a nightstand right in front of

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Speaker 3: Because I'm adjusting things, I'm moving things around. I just

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Speaker 2: So I the only girl who gets manic at three

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Speaker 1: Just like, oh, it's you didn't have a childhood unless

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Speaker 2: I didn't have my own room growing up, so I

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Speaker 2: I just want to start this episode off by saying,

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Speaker 2: I really don't understand the Olympics. They don't make it

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Speaker 2: know y'all are there, and like I'm seeing a whole

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Speaker 1: My gosh, I was gonna say, I had a topic

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Speaker 2: Also, okay, there's a lot of time back because first

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Speaker 2: all of them are doing these crazy unboxing calls of

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Speaker 1: You know, some countries put them in suitcases for them,

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's the thing. I know. They give them like

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Speaker 2: after a hard day's work, sometimes you just need a

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Speaker 2: good fucking I know.

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Speaker 1: Literally, they need to get.

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Speaker 2: Their time schedule back on course, like they're all jet lagged.

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Speaker 2: They need a good fuck to go to sleep. But

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Speaker 2: I guess like the issue is like that could be

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Speaker 1: Like STDs were a thing like Olympic Village STDs.

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Speaker 2: Like it's like the mass spreading.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but Lebron James is a flag bear this year

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Speaker 2: What does that mean? You? You? That's the thing. The

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Speaker 1: I don't this year the.

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Speaker 2: Weird pleated.

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Speaker 1: Like y'all like really bad.

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Speaker 2: But there was something else I wrote about the Olympics

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Speaker 2: because the Olympics has just been pissing me off.

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Speaker 1: Like it's all over my fucking feed.

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Speaker 2: Oh do you win money? If you win, what do

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Speaker 2: you get, like just to like be the annoying bit

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Speaker 2: you've been Like who could be like I won the Olympics.

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Speaker 2: Like that's what that feels like to me is just

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Speaker 2: be like the Olympics.

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Speaker 1: It's basically like some countries I think, like Singapore or

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Speaker 1: which is like seven hundred and twenty thousand USD. But

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Speaker 1: in America, it's like thirty two thousand dollars, but it's

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Speaker 2: We need to reule this back. It's being the face

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's not like it's like an add

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Speaker 1: like brand deals post Olympics is like I guess, yeah.

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Speaker 2: You get signed to Nike after that and it's a

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Speaker 1: But if you're an Olympic athlete and you're not signed

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Speaker 1: to Nike, you're a flop. I'm just saying, oh my god, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't think Nike can even sign that many people, but yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think that too.

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Speaker 1: Huh Ki has such a good fucking camera. I'm actually

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Speaker 1: done since you want to you want to make this

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Speaker 2: Your camera off?

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Speaker 1: Okay, mid Oh my god, who's this ugly bitch on

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Speaker 1: of me when she came.

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Speaker 3: Don't call her ugly and it's fucking beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Okay, stop, no, sorry, sorry, everybody come back.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean kay, that was like, hella weird.

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Speaker 1: You were like hitting on.

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Speaker 3: Your boss, hitting on her. I was stating an objective

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Speaker 3: Oh he is? He is? I for one second he wasn't,

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Speaker 1: So we need to We need to reel it back

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Speaker 1: because Kaya said Enya is objectively beautiful. And then it said, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: you are not a bitch. I'm stunner. I'm a I'm

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Speaker 1: a baddie, I'm a boxer. I'm like, I'm a baddie,

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Speaker 1: I'm a star boy. Like, don't fucking play with me words.

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Speaker 4: You're being manipulative, wondering why Drew doesn't go to New

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Speaker 1: It's like, y'all, learn some fucking boundaries. You can't just

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Speaker 1: the scouting agencies out there were like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: Like this white boy.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy, It's really crazy. I'm like American Dream.

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Speaker 3: I want to say I didn't call you ugly. I

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Speaker 3: said you're ignoring this objective fact, and then I think

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Speaker 3: you're sexy, like you know this. Why would I grab

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Speaker 2: Didn't, okay enough enough enough, because you'll are gonna make

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Speaker 2: me mad?

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Speaker 1: As talk, Yah, I had this gross ass fucking forehead vein.

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Speaker 1: I look like a Neander.

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Speaker 2: You need to packet the fuck up and go to

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Speaker 2: confidence camp or some shit bitch like literally camp shipping

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Speaker 2: you off tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Girl, I'm not going to conversion therapy. What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about?

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Speaker 2: No, I said, confident camp. Well, I decided that something

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Speaker 2: about people commenting like overly deep sentiments on people's tiktoks

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Speaker 2: is the weirdest thing that we've come to. Like, this

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Speaker 2: guy made this TikTok, which also like you saying that

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Speaker 2: publicly you're going to hell. You're gonna burn in hell

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Speaker 2: because his TikTok was like procrastinating on breaking up because

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Speaker 2: I just want to be able to hold you a

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Speaker 2: few more times. Okay. First of all, you're crazy as fuck,

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Speaker 2: like you're crazy for publicizing that information. Second of all,

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Speaker 3: My name is two consonants.

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Speaker 1: If if it was your internalized homophobia that made you

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Speaker 1: I got read. I miss you being stock. That's look opinion. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Okay, but John never lost a hole in my life.

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Speaker 1: Constantly, consistently, continually, always you. It's a cruel summer without you.

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Speaker 2: Not the swift you mentioned?

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Speaker 1: Oh is that swift.

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Speaker 1: Mine are so sweet? Oh? Mine are so sweet? Drew, Uh,

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I actually just found yours. Drew, you are

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Speaker 2: you are so ugly and fugly and nasty, and you

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Speaker 1: It doesn't look like you're reading anything. It looks like

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Speaker 2: I just memorized them. I was like last night in bed,

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Speaker 1: Oh weird, weird Max.

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Speaker 2: I can't stand up because I'm wearing pajama pants. I'm

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Speaker 2: so work from home coded.

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Speaker 1: Right, that is so COVID coded.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a new colorway of this hoodie, and then.

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Speaker 2: We have cute shorts. We have a really cute shirt

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Speaker 2: that are friendly on did a painting for and Oryan

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Speaker 2: is really sweet and the poem made me cry. We

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Speaker 2: And we have your mom.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're selling pieces of your mom.

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Speaker 2: Whore. I'm selling a flashlight replica of myself. It's but

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Speaker 2: it's fifty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: I literally have always wanted to make a Willy kit

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Speaker 1: and do it of mine and them, because bitch, I

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Speaker 1: know those ship would sell out.

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Speaker 2: Oh that would be so gross.

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Speaker 1: That's so uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: It's so scary.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you make one for me?

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I'll make you whatever you're talking about, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: I might as well just use like a single finger.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you're pinky drew if that's what you're.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that tracks tracks, that tracks, well, there has been

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Speaker 1: is like traits like one of things, yeah, and one

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Speaker 1: of them for like for the men, it's like they

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Speaker 1: that tracks. They have smaller noses, which obviously I don't have.

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Speaker 1: I have a fucking hog nose. And they have bigger

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Speaker 1: foe heads in gay men, which I basically have like

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Speaker 2: Why are you spreading your fingers so much? I mean

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Speaker 5: They're talking about that forehead I got sorry, gay men

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Speaker 1: Oh and then women it's like smaller forehead, wider jaw

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Speaker 2: So I literally don't that talks for me because I

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Speaker 2: love wins love. No.

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Speaker 6: My favorite, like, my favorite me moment in my whole

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Speaker 6: life is me posting a thirst trap the day gay

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Speaker 6: marriage got me, Like, I was like, love fucking.

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Speaker 1: Winds, we have to insert that.

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Speaker 2: Like side boob, like laying in bed and everybody was like,

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Speaker 1: Was like no, hell no, hell no.

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Speaker 2: Actually thank you asking for asking.

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Speaker 1: God, No, that is that is even better than she

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Speaker 1: is so beautiful. Did you like the girls? I was like.

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Speaker 2: My inbox, no one.

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Speaker 3: Box bro.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I'll save that. I'll save that for a

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Speaker 1: couple of weeks from now.

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Speaker 2: Well. I saw TikTok where someone was like, oh, you

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Speaker 2: can just look at certain couples and know they thought,

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Speaker 2: like you know, they have good sex. And everyone in

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Speaker 2: the comments was saying the names of like random couples.

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Speaker 2: No one said me and Drew literally no, one said me,

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Speaker 2: and Drew surd like, look at us, don't we look

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Speaker 2: like we like?

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Speaker 1: Have you put in the top right?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I didn't in the know in the viewscape because I

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Speaker 3: Oh and he is on the top left. You're on

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Speaker 2: Why do you say no?

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Speaker 1: I didn't?

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Speaker 2: No? No, why not? Well? I think I needs to

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Speaker 2: say yes, yes, ye, yes chef. You need to podcast host, yes,

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Speaker 2: podcast host, yes, person with a microphone, yes, person with

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Speaker 3: Nasty turning it yes and that bit okay.

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Speaker 1: Well I saw another TikTok of this uh lay by

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Speaker 1: in uh Lesbian and she said, damn, like Drew has

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Speaker 1: me questioning my sexuality sometimes he's so fucking fine. Had

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Speaker 1: It almost ratioed, and it was like, girl, you can

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Speaker 2: Oh you want to hear one fucking better. Actually, I

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Speaker 2: me ever again. I at this point never outwardly go

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Speaker 2: rudest talk and you wouldn't say that shit to my face,

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Speaker 2: so literally, shut the fuck up. Second of all, bitch,

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Speaker 2: someone posted a picture of me in this Gimmeglauz shirt,

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Speaker 2: where can I get this shirt? It's so cute. And

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Speaker 2: I wish someone replied to it was like, that's what

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Speaker 2: you say, is sitting pretty.

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Speaker 1: And that's a big insecurity of you.

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Speaker 2: I'll have y'all know I hate my tits and I

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Speaker 2: do plan on having them removed. And when they're gone

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Speaker 2: and I have tiny, chic boobs.

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Speaker 1: Let her get that fucking surgery. You can't get those.

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Speaker 1: That's all I care about. On you.

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Speaker 2: I literally have been with people who acted like that

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Speaker 2: and I've been with people who are like, don't get

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Speaker 2: to kill.

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Speaker 1: Myself, like they hurt your bag.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, so because of that comment, I will be

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Speaker 2: actually a lot of y'all thought I was on ozentic. Bitch.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm actually gonna take it, and I'm gonna inject

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Speaker 1: I injected o zimpic into my frontal lobe and shrunk it.

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Speaker 1: So I have no more.

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Speaker 2: More.

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Speaker 1: I have no more. I have no more. The spider

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Speaker 1: infestation in the house is getting out of control.

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Speaker 2: It's getting out because why is he eating them?

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Speaker 1: Like he literally needs to eat spiders, like to the

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Speaker 1: fuck off. But I was laying in bed two nights

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Speaker 1: and I was like, what the fuck is going on?

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Speaker 1: Like this is weird. And then I like would feel

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Speaker 1: and I'd go like that, but it would just be

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Speaker 1: I started ignoring the itches because I couldn't see, like,

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Speaker 1: what the fuck you are not listening to me at all?

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Speaker 2: In yeah, I am, I am, I am.

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Speaker 1: No, No, I'm just fucking with you. Your eyes were

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Speaker 2: I was like starting to space out looking at this.

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Speaker 1: But I was laying in bed and I felt like

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Speaker 1: this is like not just like hair on my body,

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Speaker 1: like this is something. And I looked down. There were

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Speaker 2: And I was like, if you don't say the front

441
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 2: of your fucking knee right now, my patella tendant, like

442
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 2: grow the fuck up. You dropped out of school. Stop

443
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 2: doing all that you're doing, like far too much. Keep going.

444
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:39,399
Speaker 2: It was on your fucking knee attendant, like you.

445
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, they like were probably fucking all over my

446
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 1: body and they were literally on me, and that's the

447
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: first time they've been on me, which is just like absurd.

448
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,920
Speaker 1: So immediately I took my apple pencil and I am

449
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 1: paled like right through the fucking abdomen or whatever the

450
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 1: spiders have the thorax or whatever, and I displayed him

451
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: with a hole in his body on my.

452
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,360
Speaker 2: I don't know if animals are smart enough to see

453
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 2: that and be like there's danger here. Like it's not

454
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,040
Speaker 2: like in the movies where somebody goes out into the

455
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,120
Speaker 2: jungle and they see a dead body and they're like,

456
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,400
Speaker 2: like the killer is here, Like we must be cautious.

457
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: Like I don't know if animals are that smart, because literally,

458
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 2: yesterday I met O'Ryan's family's house and their dog had

459
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 2: been raining all day, like very obviously raining, and the

460
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,880
Speaker 2: dog kept like looking out the window like it wanted

461
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 2: to go outside, and it went out there, touched the

462
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,360
Speaker 2: grasshop was wet, and came back in. I was like, damn,

463
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 2: animals are looking so stupid because it could have looked

464
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,919
Speaker 2: at that fucking glass and see it was wet and

465
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 2: be like I'm not going out there. Like it was

466
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 2: raining all day, thunder like storm everything, and in my

467
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 2: head I was like, oh, I guess it's an indoor dog,

468
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 2: so maybe it just doesn't know, but at this point

469
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 2: you should know better. And you're pissing me.

470
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 1: Off, Like no, literally like, learn a goddamn lesson. Well, Kai,

471
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 1: gen X, rise up, baby, it's your time, gen X.

472
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:12,200
Speaker 1: They are damaged people that have a lot to fucking

473
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: say to us gen z ors.

474
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 3: I'm not gen X. I am an uh, I'm a

475
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 3: cusp millennial.

476
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: Wait, actually, yes, you're you're gen Z. Bro you you

477
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: you're gen Z. You're not a millennial. I won't let

478
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: them put that on you.

479
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 2: I don't even know, though, because I feel like us

480
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 2: calling ourselves gen Z sometimes feels a bit ridiculous, but

481
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 2: I guess we are. We're like right in the middle.

482
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 1: You invented gen Z. Low key, A lot of you

483
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: bitches are our sons and you don't even fucking realize it.

484
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 3: I think the fraternity test twenty nine. If you're twenty nine,

485
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 3: you're you're a millennial. If you're twenty eight, you're a

486
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:55,679
Speaker 3: gen Z.

487
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 1: Maybe, but you you you're not.

488
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not there.

489
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 3: I know I didn't claim that I was.

490
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 2: There was a delay on the gen.

491
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: Is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen in my

492
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: life on TikTok. Like, it literally kills me every single

493
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: time I see a video of them with that goddamn

494
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 1: filter on their face have you? Do you even know

495
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about?

496
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 2: Oh, the old filter.

497
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: No, no, the Big X, the gen X filter. There's

498
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: a war actively going on on TikTok between gen X

499
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 1: and gen Z, and it's just gen X like fighting

500
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 1: this like bullshit battle that like gen Z's not even

501
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: like aware of so like obviously gen Z is like

502
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: trolling them back and like being like, oh, well, I'm

503
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: going to cancel all of gen X and they're gonna

504
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: be over and like just shit like that in gen X.

505
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 2: It's triggering the like Eminem gene that Oh exactly, huh,

506
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 2: it's all about It's literally it's from Eminem.

507
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: It's like, you can't cancel Eminem, bitch. No one's trying,

508
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 1: like Eminem's a hag.

509
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 2: Even M's already fucking Floptown USA. He has he has

510
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 2: mayor the key to the city and he is the

511
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 2: mayor of Floptown, USA, and he's been there.

512
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 1: For a long you know, it's no is he probably

513
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: how many monthly streamers do you or listeners do you

514
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: think he has?

515
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to guess like twenty million or something.

516
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: He's number five in the world with eighty six million.

517
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 3: Wait, it's the beef between gen is so scary and

518
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 3: zero millennials and gen Z.

519
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: It's gen X and gen Z.

520
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 3: People that are in their forties and fifties are fighting

521
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 3: with gen Z here right now.

522
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 2: That sounds right, Like that sounds actually right because they're

523
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 2: always like I've just been seeing a lot of the

524
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 2: millennials being like I've been used. I thought I was

525
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 2: gonna look like this by the time I'm forty, but

526
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 2: I looking to the Avenus and sunscreen.

527
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 6: It's using retino in like, literally, shut up, No one

528
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 6: fucking cares like I know what I'm gonna add, like

529
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 6: a room with your old ass.

530
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 2: I'm literally gonna be like, I know you are in

531
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 2: your fucking forties because you're mad.

532
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: Annoying escajen x. If they know it, dress to Impress

533
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 1: is and it'll fry their brain.

534
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 2: Oh I'm so obsessed with playing dress to Impress right now,

535
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 2: getting high as fuck? That okay, If y'all are wondering

536
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 2: where me and drawer at mentally not fucking good, literally

537
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 2: not good, And the only thing that makes me happy

538
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 2: is getting so hot and playing dress to Impress and

539
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 2: being mildly caddy caddy enough that I can get good

540
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 2: votings on the runway, oh God, enough to annoy the

541
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 2: fuck out of at least one person in the roadblocks.

542
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: We're I'm frying people like I am brutally honest. I'm like,

543
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: this fucking outfit is terrible. That outfit is ill fitting,

544
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: like this on theme at all, Like, don't fucking play

545
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: with me, like take this shit series. Last night, I

546
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: did a fur protest on the runway. I swear I

547
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: did a fur protest.

548
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 2: What was the thing? It was.

549
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: Like the Oscars or the Grammys or something like that,

550
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: like one of those award shows, and I did it

551
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 1: for a protest. I was like, I'm tired of fucking

552
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 1: seeing fur on this goddamn runway. And I think I'm

553
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 1: gonna do an oil protest next and figure out a

554
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: way to have like.

555
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 2: Concrete you could do like oil slick.

556
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: I think I'm just gonna wear the bright orange shirt

557
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: that they all wear, and then I'm gonna have concrete

558
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: on my hands somehow like a bag and make it

559
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: like silver and I'm gonna.

560
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 2: Stay, did you get VIP yet? No?

561
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: I haven't gotten it yet.

562
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna get it tonight because I think

563
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 2: it's just like it's so annoying. It feels it feels

564
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 2: like they shouldn't pit the VIP girls against us like

565
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 2: regular people because it's just fucked up, Like I don't

566
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 2: have access to the good do you have access too?

567
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 2: So I can't compete where I don't compare.

568
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: I did see in a Weston and Klin video that

569
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: the VIP literally is just like the same clothes but

570
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: in a different room. Like there, it's not like what

571
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 1: I expected it to be where it's like a million

572
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: new options, Like there's like no new pieces.

573
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,080
Speaker 2: You know what it is. I looked up codes because

574
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 2: I saw on the side you could like add codes,

575
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 2: and I think people make things for roadblocks that you

576
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 2: can add codes and like get a whole wardrobe that's

577
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 2: just like in your closet technically, because I have this

578
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 2: random bubble dress that's like in my closet. So we

579
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 2: need to do that. We need to tap in and

580
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 2: find a website with all the codes. Oh. I've also

581
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 2: decided like I've always liked like that style of like

582
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 2: a dough n like cute lacy top, and I just

583
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 2: can never really wear them because my boobs make it

584
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 2: look like I'm a wench who's selling beer at the renaissances.

585
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: But that's why I.

586
00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 2: Realized I can't do it, because and like, there are

587
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,600
Speaker 2: some girls who can carry that vibe in like such

588
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 2: a good way. But I feel like a jesterre who

589
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 2: beat up a random girl at the Renaissance Fair, ripped

590
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 2: her clothes off, put them on myself, and now I

591
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 2: just look look an evil wench.

592
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: Why are you beating people up at Beyonce's concert?

593
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: That campshit did not work vibes?

594
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: How do you know? How does she know? How does

595
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: she know our neighbors? They destroyed my trees. They went

596
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: to my boogabilia and beheaded it. They like destroyed all

597
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 1: of the nature that I could see out of my

598
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: window in a brutal fashion. It was one of the

599
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: most horrifying things I've ever seen, and I was watching

600
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: it actively happen in front of my face, and it

601
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: was a very dark moment in my life. Well, they

602
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: started construction on a project in the backyard. Literally ran

603
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: out of money or some shit because it is just

604
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 1: a concrete slab with wooden frame and nothing else. And

605
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: it's been like that for three weeks. Well yesterday, it's

606
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: been like three bajillion degrees in La, like literally three

607
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: bagel and our house like I'm so frugal that when

608
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: no one else is home, I don't run the main

609
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: AC because it's really expensive and I'm gonna save I

610
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: have to save money. Now I don't got bred like that. Well,

611
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:22,360
Speaker 1: I didn't run the AC, so the house was like

612
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 1: a bajillion degrees when I was going to sleep, and

613
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: typically like I run my AC and my room cools down,

614
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: but it wasn't like my personal AC. But my room

615
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: was not cooling down. So I was overheating and I

616
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:43,959
Speaker 1: was literally on the brink of heat stroke. So I

617
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: slept naked, and I never sleep naked. I never ever

618
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: ever sleep naked. I've done it a couple of times,

619
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: but I was I was brave as fuck with all

620
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: the spiders crawling over all over my body and shit,

621
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: I'm surprised I didn't lay eggs inside of my eurethrow

622
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: hole and I didn't like maybe through some shit, but

623
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: I was under the covers. I made sure to get

624
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: under the covers because I was like, this is a sea,

625
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 1: like this is like exposure, Like I need to be

626
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: under the covers. Well in the morning, like it was

627
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 1: like seven thirty, and I would like just kept waking

628
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 1: up to sounds like right outside the window, and I

629
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: wasn't I was like in a deep sleep and like

630
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:22,839
Speaker 1: rising out and like not even thinking about it and

631
00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: just going back to sleep. Well, eventually I wake up

632
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: at like eight thirty and I like look down and

633
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm sleeping on top of the comforter,

634
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: completely ass naked, Like hah, that's funny, Like that's really

635
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: really goofy, Like well, thank god, no one in your

636
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: Josh wasn't home and barged in on me naked like

637
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: da da da da da. Well, I look out of

638
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: my window above the ac and there are five men

639
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: at window level like ripping the roof off of the

640
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 1: house next door. And I know for a fact that

641
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 1: they saw me but ask naked laying on top of

642
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 1: my comforter.

643
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 2: And they saw you butt naked, nasty like a Rick James,

644
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,919
Speaker 2: super free, like a Rick James super free bitch.

645
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 1: I needed a uniform, like hey, I got rained on

646
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: type shit like please like no, but they for sure

647
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,279
Speaker 1: saw me butt ass naked, and for the rest of

648
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,280
Speaker 1: the day, like I would just walk through the house

649
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: and they wouldn't look at me. They would not look

650
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: at me in the face. They wouldn't look at me.

651
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: But not my fault, literally not my fault.

652
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 2: Like I love he would have taken a picture for later.

653
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: I thought about that. I was like, dude, like they

654
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 1: fully could expose me right now, Like thought about it.

655
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 2: But well, the good news is we have a podcast,

656
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 2: a podcast, and people who are normal and love themselves

657
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 2: do not listen.

658
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, an independent podcast, a.

659
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 2: Very awesome independent podcast. Oh my god. I the thing is, like,

660
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 2: I know I'm gonna cry when we have to be

661
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 2: back in the kitchen. Also, like Drew said, me and

662
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 2: Drew are in separate places. I after this still have

663
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 2: some traveling to do because me and Drew were like,

664
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 2: you know what, we're gonna plan some like off time.

665
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 2: We're feeling really good about what's happening, and like in

666
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 2: our workspace right now, we're gonna plan some off time

667
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 2: and like do our little travel like they always do

668
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 2: our summer travel. So I'm a plan ahead and just

669
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 2: do that. Because I saw somebody was like, Dan, she

670
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 2: don't play about her bag when they saw me at

671
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 2: the Tory Birch thing. Like the day after we announced

672
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 2: our separation because it was like, but she's got on

673
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 2: that plane and left. No, I had to deal with

674
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 2: all that while I was on that trip, and it

675
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 2: was a lot, and Drew carried like a king. But

676
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 2: we have to do another Zoom episode. And also I

677
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 2: know I'm gonna cry when we're back in the kitchen,

678
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 2: so it's.

679
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: Gonna be horrible, y'all if you see me crying.

680
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 2: I am not clip farming. I'm actually so sad and.

681
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:01,080
Speaker 1: Oh bitch, I will be clip farming. Anything that I

682
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 1: will be doing, it will be clip farming.

683
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:07,799
Speaker 2: It's funny, is I feel like everybody has in a

684
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:15,919
Speaker 2: way clip farmed this on our behalf and we like, haven't. Yeah,

685
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 2: that makes sense.

686
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 1: Are used of clip farming?

687
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,919
Speaker 2: No, no, no no. I was like, I'm just making

688
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 2: the joke because every time I see a video of

689
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 2: fucking Lebron James yor like this motherfucker is always clip.

690
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: For Stephen Curry and James Jason Tatum clip farming, like.

691
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 2: Like doing all that ship, Like damn, you want an

692
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 2: Emo on Fortnite so fucking bad.

693
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: You need that fucking documentary.

694
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 2: Does James does Lebron? James is Emo on Fortnite? Do

695
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 2: his thing or did he come up with that.

696
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: After Uh, he's been doing that thing where he throws

697
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 1: the ship up in the air for like two decades now,

698
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: but I don't know what his EMO is on Fortnite Girl,

699
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 1: we haven't played for night at all, especially you.

700
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 2: I know that shit lost my love. Like it's just

701
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 2: they need to take that Carson out and needs to

702
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,800
Speaker 2: go back to a fucking shooter game. Like it's so annoying.

703
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:13,760
Speaker 2: I don't want I don't want it, and it's really sad.

704
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,239
Speaker 2: But they already got my money, so I don't know

705
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:17,919
Speaker 2: what more they want from me. It's not like they're

706
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 2: dying without me. I'll come back if they give me

707
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 2: a skin. The thing is, I wouldn't even want a

708
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 2: skin that looks like me. I would just want the

709
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 2: opportunity to design a skin because.

710
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Speaker 1: That would be our characters of the Sweatiest every time

711
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 1: it's such good.

712
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 2: Like cool, what did they.

713
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,720
Speaker 1: Nice?

714
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,879
Speaker 2: Every time we film, I get like sweaty as fuck

715
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 2: because I think my adrenaline starts pumping because I'm like,

716
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 2: I need to be funny. I need to be funny.

717
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 2: I need to be funny. I need to be pretty.

718
00:38:58,360 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 2: I need to be pretty. I need to be pretty.

719
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 1: Guys, it's so hard being podcast hosts.

720
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 2: I know no one about how hard it is.

721
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 1: It's really well. I got an email that said, Hi,

722
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: my girlfriend is a teacher and one of her students,

723
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: a third grader drew her wearing y'all's merch. A third

724
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 1: grader drew something somewhere went terribly wrong.

725
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,680
Speaker 2: No, like a lot of y'all parents need to take

726
00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 2: your fucking knife bad the way bruh. I was just

727
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 2: talking about this with somebody on that brand trip. I

728
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 2: was like, we make a lot of like satirical jokes

729
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 2: that if you know, obviously we were joking. We don't

730
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 2: mean that shit. But then that's what scares me is

731
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 2: I'm like, if there is, for some reason a child

732
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 2: listening to it, I wonder how much of the satire

733
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 2: goes over their head and they actually just believe what

734
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 2: we're saying. But then I'm also like, would like to

735
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,839
Speaker 2: think also that that's not my fuck.

736
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm not your mom, bro, Like, it's not my fucking fault.

737
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: You can't decipher the thirty six thousand layers of irony

738
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: in every single word we said.

739
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,160
Speaker 2: Third grader also on I feel bad because what if

740
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 2: the third grader is listening, Like, why am I feeling

741
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 2: bad about hurting a third grader's feeling.

742
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: She's queening, Like I've never seen a third grader queen harder.

743
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 2: Queen off with a third grader right now.

744
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, what I was thinking in my head is it's

745
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: someone's little sister that was the podcast, and the little

746
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 1: sister like just thought that was a cool shirt.

747
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I was going to say the like older

748
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 2: sibling probably has the merch. Okay, yeah, you're using context clues,

749
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 2: you're figuring it out, you're fingering it out.

750
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: I'm fingering it all out. But y'all, you know what

751
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: sucks balls very candidly is we recorded an episode that

752
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: was supposed to go up last Friday that potentially was

753
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 1: a top five episode of all time.

754
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 2: I know it was really funny. It was so when

755
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 2: we haven't even listened to it, we will probably listen

756
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 2: back to the episode and be like that shit was

757
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,359
Speaker 2: bunk as fun. But I feel like we were on

758
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 2: such a good one.

759
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,879
Speaker 1: No, I feel like every single time we record where

760
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: like that was the worst thing ever, and like it's

761
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: so embarrassing and our life sucks balls. But everybody left

762
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: that episode being like, Wow, that's a banger, and it

763
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 1: will literally never see the light of day. It's in

764
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 1: the archive forever.

765
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 2: Hey we got episodes though, talk about lack of sustainability.

766
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: Yeah no, literally not fucking.

767
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 2: Our book print is like so insane, but you know

768
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 2: it will all be okay. And that's the beauty of

769
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:03,439
Speaker 2: being Dare I say comedian is we have to shake

770
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 2: it up as shame, you know, wake it up.

771
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: What is Tricia's husband's name? Moses, Moses, Moses and A

772
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 1: was talking about us, and I think it was one

773
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: of the It stroked my ego and it was exactly

774
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 1: what I needed to hear, especially in that moment, and

775
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,720
Speaker 1: I never knew I needed that validation from anybody else.

776
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 1: But Moses was talking about like they were just talking

777
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: about us like emergency in or calm, and Moses was

778
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: just talking about how were the type of people to

779
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: have a show, like a real show, and like he

780
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 1: was just going on about how like he sees that

781
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: in our cards in the future. And I mean, we've

782
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: said it a billion times, but that as genuinely one

783
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: of my like biggest pipe dreams.

784
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,720
Speaker 2: No, that's like literally that's all I want to focus

785
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 2: my extra energy on other than like making this transition

786
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:14,319
Speaker 2: happen smoothly, is committing ourselves to that?

787
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I mean, but I think Moses, I think

788
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 1: there's like a joke that he like predicts a lot

789
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,280
Speaker 1: of things, like when he talks on something or says something,

790
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: it like eventually comes true. And I think he has

791
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: a finger on the pulse. And I think real recognizes real,

792
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 1: and I do. I mean, I cannot imagine a future

793
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 1: where that isn't like in my cards, like in my

794
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 1: future when I think of my future, it is having

795
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 1: our own like show, whether on stream or on HBO

796
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 1: like whatever like that is and not like a show

797
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: that I'm acting in, which will obviously happen, but a

798
00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: show that we created, wrote directed all that shit.

799
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 2: But yeah, oh my god, Well it's funny you say

800
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 2: that because when you were talking about the Oscars or

801
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,399
Speaker 2: the whatever the Fox, I was like, it's crazy how

802
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 2: nobody's ever like oh, like for the Emmys, Like no

803
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 2: one ever talks about the Emmy's because why is the

804
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 2: Emmys like so funny? Like the Emmys is literally to me,

805
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: I never see anybody's like, oh my god, that middle

806
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 2: and it's the Emmys, Like yeah, it is so like

807
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 2: the kid no one cares about. And I was like,

808
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 2: why is that embarrassing to be like I want an Emmy?

809
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 2: But then I was like, bruh, if we're lucky, that

810
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 2: will be us and somebody's gonna clip that if that

811
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 2: ever did happen and be like and this Mitchell sitting

812
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 2: here talking about fuck the Emmys and it's gonna be

813
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 2: my ID post that's like a mile long being like

814
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 2: I'm huge to.

815
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 1: The speechless wait, but like actually, yeah, these clips are

816
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: gonna go so fucking hard in the edits of us.

817
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: So when we have our show like that's this, I

818
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 1: fucking oh bruh, Like that's the see just remember this

819
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: moment episode Uh wait, this is we were in the

820
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: EI era, then we were in the post EI era,

821
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,399
Speaker 1: and now we're in the p EI era prequel EI era,

822
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: y'all know, like b C PC, we're in uh, we're

823
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: in PC. I don't fucking know, bro, what is it? BC?

824
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: Before Christ and then a D like after death or

825
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 1: something like that.

826
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 2: Girl, you're asking the wrong motherfucker. I don't know shit

827
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 2: about those people you're at about religious people. I don't

828
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 2: know about what they do. They do some weird ship.

829
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 2: They talk about ship all the time, and I don't

830
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 2: know what the fuck they're talking about.

831
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,760
Speaker 1: I'm canceling all Christians right now.

832
00:45:52,280 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 7: Okay, Drew Side, it.

833
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 2: Is like silenced you out for so much of that.

834
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: Coroner wet t shirt contest. How about a wet hat contest.

835
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 1: I'm trying to see a woman's beautiful mind. Okay, this

836
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: is not a brow summer. You're thirty two. Start a

837
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: stretching routine that was from Matt the I don't know

838
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:42,439
Speaker 1: z e I p l A and her human odiodurant

839
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 1: is kind of crazy, sleeping like GLOSSIERU and Shallotte. She's

840
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 1: mosta virus.

841
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 2: No, I literally have the chiefs mossa virus. I need

842
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 2: my fucking vaccine.

843
00:46:53,920 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: The f n JFK stands for Fortnite Randomly Radiohead when

844
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: it saw the computer be like okay, okay, bitch, you eight.

845
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: Imagine your card declines at rehab and they just blow

846
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: cocaine in your face. Kai is so mad because I

847
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 1: said his back shot wind smells like horse hiccups. Bitches

848
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: be twenty talking about wait for my glow up. Bitch,

849
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 1: you're about to die Tyler ann all Inya and Orian

850
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: do is smoke, drink and seafood boil. Y'all some fucking pirates.

851
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 1: I'll never forget when y'all did seafood boil on the

852
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: fucking floor of our house. Indian and Orian ordered like,

853
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: literally two hundred dollars worth of seafood boil on the

854
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: fucking ground, picking it too, shreds it.

855
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 2: Watching the whale.

856
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, the whale. It was such a cursed vibe and

857
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:06,280
Speaker 1: it smelled shit in our house.

858
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 5: It smelled like, uh, he frows, it throws, so you

859
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 5: were like it.

860
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: It smelled like crab backshots. Wait, he wants that fucking

861
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: cookie so bad?

862
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Guys, it's a dangerous game because if

863
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 2: anybody makes me laugh, that's how I look at them.

864
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, you can win Inya's heart very, very easily.

865
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: But Bitch, I can't believe I almost forgot to talk

866
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: about the new Dappelganger. Kai, there's a new dappelganger. Bitch.

867
00:48:55,760 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: It's giving sketch to the highest degree. Like it. It

868
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: is literally hard for me to convince people that I

869
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: just didn't get leaked.

870
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 3: Is that photoshopped?

871
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 1: No, it's real. I've been trying to find the fucking

872
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: video for so long because I was like, it would

873
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:20,760
Speaker 1: be so funny to like post or like start the video.

874
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: I just sent it to the group chat. But it

875
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 1: literally like looks like me. And the only thing that

876
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: like I can say to convince people that it's not

877
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: me is the gold chain. I've never worn a gold chain.

878
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 2: Now you had the supreme gold chain with a little oozzy.

879
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: On it over in that fucking era too, when I, yeah.

880
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 3: It's also your body too, Like I feel like his

881
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 3: arms are shaped the same way, really big, he has

882
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 3: like long biceps.

883
00:49:55,320 --> 00:50:00,279
Speaker 1: Keep talking, Okay, no, but that shit was literally really

884
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: When I saw that, my heart sank and I was like, wait,

885
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 1: is this like literally me? And I got leaked like

886
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 1: I was recorded like doing s without my permission. But no,

887
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 1: it's not me. I swear to God, it's not me.

888
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 1: I swear, guys, it's not me. I swear it, and

889
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 1: like it's just a it's just a doppelganger. Guys, it's

890
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: not me. It's literally not me. So like, you don't

891
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 1: have to keep saying it's me because it's not me.

892
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,839
Speaker 1: M KI, what do you have to say?

893
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 3: I have to say, if anybody's worried about the transition,

894
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 3: you there's no reason to be worried. Daddy's going to

895
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 3: take care of everything. Okay, okay, h oh, my my

896
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 3: video stops. Yeah, well I don't know if oh are

897
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,320
Speaker 3: you can you guys hear me? I actually can't.

898
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 1: Oh he's gone, like A I know.

899
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 2: Wait, I just like I was complaining about back pain

900
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:04,360
Speaker 2: and I feel like relieved.

901
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 3: Okay, no, all right, funny joke, guys, but anyway, Yeah,

902
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,280
Speaker 3: Daddy's here to take care of all the technical issues.

903
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 2: The thing is, you say that, and I know, damn well,

904
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 2: if anybody you were into called you that, you would

905
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:22,280
Speaker 2: freak the funk out and be like no, if.

906
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 3: Somebody called me that, I would turn into dust, like

907
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 3: when Thano snaps his fingers like Spider Man. Fucking terrifying.

908
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 2: Okay, my media of the week. I'll do my music

909
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 2: in a second. But I started Ironcall on the flight.

910
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 2: I fell asleep after like the first tragic moment in it,

911
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:43,280
Speaker 2: woke up to another tragic moment and was like, WHOA,

912
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,000
Speaker 2: what's happening right now? Like backed it up, knocked back out,

913
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 2: woke up to the same tragic moment, felt like I

914
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 2: was literally stuck in a cycle and I was so scared.

915
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 2: And then I woke back up and I was like,

916
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 2: I need to walk up into like rinse my brain.

917
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 2: I was again, I know people hate what I mentioned it, bitch,

918
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 2: I was high as.

919
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,319
Speaker 1: Up on that flight back.

920
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 2: No, I was chewing on this, okay, because we don't

921
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 2: have a plus ship. We don't have ads right now,

922
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 2: you can't be doing Oh wait, was.

923
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:18,400
Speaker 1: That an echo two k? That's an echo two k? Chapstick,

924
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:23,240
Speaker 1: look not hold it back up, cover the logo.

925
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this is so stupid.

926
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 2: I rewatched Across the Spider Verse again. Oh my god,

927
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 2: it's still so good. I still cried. I was still like, wow,

928
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,840
Speaker 2: this feat of animation. It still had me gooped. Like

929
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 2: I didn't see it two months ago. I was like,

930
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,799
Speaker 2: oh my god, I can't believe this movie. Oh so good.

931
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 2: And then my music media is still listening to Charm

932
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 2: by Missus Clariana Grande.

933
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, Na, still listening.

934
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 2: Oh this is my favorite song ever, ten Man's by America,

935
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 2: And then I'm listening to Band on the Run by

936
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 2: Paul McCartney and Wings A Horse with No Name by

937
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 2: America and George Martin and This Eve of Parting John

938
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 2: Hartford Perfect Day by Lou Reed You cute.

939
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 1: Well, I watched Aaron Brockovich and watch that. It is

940
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 1: so good. It like genuinely made me so happy, like

941
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: it was. It was like it like literally I was

942
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 1: like euphoric. And I was sitting next to this like

943
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 1: dude on the flight and he he was a very

944
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: sweet guy. He was like a really funny character, Like

945
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 1: he wasn't saying anything funny and he was trying to

946
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: be funny and he was really really unfunny, but it

947
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 1: was so unfunny that it was like charming and sweet.

948
00:53:58,960 --> 00:54:00,920
Speaker 1: And he was like in his like late sixties or

949
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 1: something like that. Well, a scene came up in a

950
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: movie where Aaron Brockovich is like they're called boobs and

951
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:14,120
Speaker 1: like there's context to it, but like he saw that

952
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 1: happen in the movie and like waited for me to

953
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: like move my headphone off like literally an hour later,

954
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: and he was like, what did you think of the

955
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 1: boobs part? Wasn't that really funny?

956
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 7: The boobs?

957
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:28,319
Speaker 1: He said here she said, it's called boobs, And I

958
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, man, like it was really good, and

959
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: he was like really trying so hard not to say

960
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 1: that she was hot to me. She was like, he

961
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 1: was like he she's like so like so good of

962
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: a person, like in that movie, like she's sot like

963
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: good of a person. And she Yeah, she's a good person.

964
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: But then when we were getting off the flight, you

965
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: know how there's rafts in the overhead bins every time, Well,

966
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 1: he like went up to a did you just goost

967
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 1: that I didn't mean to?

968
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 2: And I think I.

969
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 1: Did, weaker, bro, But he pointed to one of those

970
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 1: rafts in the overhead ben and he was he was

971
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 1: talking to a flight attendant and he was like, wait, wait,

972
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:25,880
Speaker 1: like someone someone forgot their vote up there. And the

973
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:29,360
Speaker 1: flight attendant was like what, like what did I and

974
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: he oh, he was like, oh the flight won't leave

975
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 1: if he was like so annoyed. He was like, the

976
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: flight can't leave without that. And then he was like

977
00:55:37,680 --> 00:55:39,600
Speaker 1: and he just was so happy, go lucky. He was

978
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 1: just like, I'm genuinely jealous of his brain chemistry. But

979
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: then he started recruiting everybody to vote read and I

980
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: was like, girl, get on my fucking face, pervert talking

981
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 1: about boobs and saying a girl's hot, you're a fucking pervert.

982
00:55:55,520 --> 00:56:00,760
Speaker 1: But Aaron Brockovic. And then I started listening to Steely

983
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:04,640
Speaker 1: Dan and I just like clicked play on his Spotify

984
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:09,800
Speaker 1: profile and don't have any songs by name, But Steely

985
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,279
Speaker 1: Dan is cunt. Like I didn't realize. I thought he

986
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 1: was like corny or some shit, but like, I really

987
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 1: like his music.

988
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's like a common thread that like

989
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 2: art students who do music love Steely Dan. Someone was

990
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 2: telling me that that like every art school or at

991
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 2: every college that's like art heavy, all the kids are

992
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 2: like Stevie Dan. It's like the equivalent to the unemployed,

993
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 2: starving artists like Radiohead.

994
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,320
Speaker 1: Oh, I see, do you have anything else to say?

995
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 3: Can I do media?

996
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:46,879
Speaker 2: If it's some stupid shit?

997
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 3: Stupid shit, that's cool. It's like goodass music uncle Ace

998
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 3: by Blood Orange. That's the song that plays in Challengers

999
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 3: when they fuck.

1000
00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, that's it. That's okay.

1001
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 3: That songs good?

1002
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 2: Have you heard it it is? Yeah?

1003
00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: I know it's a great song.

1004
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:13,839
Speaker 3: What do you call it?

1005
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:14,359
Speaker 7: All right?

1006
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:15,919
Speaker 1: You're taking your moment too far?

1007
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 3: Hot Chip.

1008
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 1: I love Hotship, I love is that the one with

1009
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:27,400
Speaker 1: my yellow country teeth or whatever? I love that song,

1010
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,400
Speaker 1: and I went on a road trip with my manager

1011
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: to a merch factory in upstate California, and I said,

1012
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 1: I like that song. So he proceeded to play the

1013
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: entire discography over and over and over on the six

1014
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:43,000
Speaker 1: hour car.

1015
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 3: Right up, That's maybe a little bit too much hot

1016
00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 3: chip for me, but.

1017
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: Hot ship be bisexual and lie bye.

1018
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 2: All right, guys, thanks for listening, Thanks for sticking with

1019
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 2: us through this. Good to know you guys hated the studio.

1020
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 2: That's good to know.

1021
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally literally like fucking bitches. Like three of my

1022
00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: friends texted me and they were like, yeah, like when

1023
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 1: you signed to them, Like it literally made no sense

1024
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 1: at all, Like it made no sense in my head.

1025
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 1: It was not a good fit. It was very like

1026
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 1: like it just felt like unsmart. And I was like, girl, fuck,

1027
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: y'all speak up like you got a pair? Like now

1028
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: you're saying this ba Like, girl fuck, you.

1029
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 2: Speak up like you got a pair. That's good. All right, Well,

1030
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 2: I'm going to be incredibly gluttonous and I will be

1031
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 2: going to waffle house and then coming back and getting wingstop.

1032
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 2: So that's my.

1033
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: Vibe, and I'll be taking merch photos because merch tomorrow

1034
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 1: go buy merch tomorrow. Please please, please, We're really proud

1035
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: of these, and we brought back this goddamn hoodie in

1036
00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:04,440
Speaker 1: a different colorway because are my eyes too close together?

1037
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,120
Speaker 2: Okay, bye, guys.

1038
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 3: They are