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Speaker 1: Niggas get shot at Blockbuster every day.

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Speaker 1: Wop get loose. Welcome to another wonderful episode of My

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Speaker 1: Mama Told Me the.

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Speaker 2: Vide Gas, when we dive the deep into the pockets

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Speaker 2: of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And we work to prove the theory that DJ Academics

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Speaker 1: son of the academic streetwear fortunes. That's right. He's a

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Speaker 1: rich kid, y'all. I'm David Boord.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm like Stein German, and I'm intrigued.

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Speaker 2: So he he is the heir to a gens that

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Speaker 1: Strange Middle Eastern dudes. Yeah, wildly printed shirts.

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Speaker 2: And and that's why he behaves the way that he does.

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Speaker 1: But anyways, you guys, you guys, yeah, you guys were incensed.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm sorry that's happening.

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Speaker 2: Me summer here we go. H what HB HP very cool?

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Speaker 1: He can't.

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Speaker 2: You can't prove that at all that cancer could have

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Speaker 2: Let's get into the email that that we received relatively

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Speaker 2: recently from a person named Sarah. Sarah sent us an

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Speaker 2: email with the subject line sinful Solitari. We got an

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Speaker 2: the distinguished, the distinguished panels of guests. I think that

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Speaker 2: that was those plurals were flipped. But that's all right,

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Speaker 2: distinguished panel of distinguished panel of guests. My name is Sarah.

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Speaker 2: I'm black, so don't get it twisted.

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Speaker 1: Not a connor.

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Speaker 2: I love the podcast. I learned learned about this podcast

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Speaker 2: from your guest appearance on Scam Goddess with Lacey Mosley.

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Speaker 2: Then I started binging your podcast. Okay, well to be honest.

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Speaker 2: I started when David joined David brill hold on David brilliant, comedian,

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Speaker 2: Langston great research. Fuck you, Sarah.

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Speaker 1: I usually go back to back them like that.

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Speaker 2: But god, damn, God damn, Sarah, what the fuck was

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Speaker 2: that ship? What? Yo, Sarah? The fuck did I do

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Speaker 2: to you? I do nothing even that good.

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Speaker 1: That's a big part of the show.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy. But yeah, she's like, she's like, David, you

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Speaker 5: And Lengston, I like the way you google my man. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: keep it up, like Jay, Fuck you Sarah. That's crazy, bro.

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Speaker 1: They've been going nuts in these emails, like it's always

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Speaker 1: sh like that, or they refuse to address both of us.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. Yeah, this is wild.

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Speaker 2: Look y'all, there there's if this is like y'all trying

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Speaker 2: to predict a rift between us where you're like, we

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Speaker 2: gotta separate them or do something. There's no ri I'm

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Speaker 1: I don't know where this is any of this is

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Speaker 2: But but you have to stop splitting it down the line.

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Speaker 2: We are a duo in a.

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Speaker 1: Ship that's saying both of our names.

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Speaker 2: It's an email acknowledge both. If you like one more

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Speaker 1: Why do you need or you tell us after stand

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Speaker 1: up shows like.

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Speaker 6: A do.

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Speaker 2: When I'm not there, It's perfectly normal for you to

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Speaker 2: be like, hey, you know you're my favorite. David were like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: of course I'm not there.

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Speaker 1: You're like, God, I can't believe you what that big

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Speaker 1: uga booga nigga on, But you can't.

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Speaker 2: Doing an email that we read called man, that's me,

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Speaker 2: that's you know, You're.

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Speaker 1: Nothing's gonna tear us apart like a Teddy Pendergras song.

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Speaker 2: Come on, machy d me you know color purple?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Man?

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Speaker 2: I was wutting South, Why the the the Broadway play?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's it's in Deva right now. So then

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Speaker 1: I felt like it was like a weird thing to

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Speaker 1: And then I felt my friend went with his mom.

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Speaker 1: But it's like I felt we were doing bite myself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say that, Uh, there's no way to

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Speaker 2: play is shorter than the movie. That movie is long, baby,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like that's yeah, the book moves.

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Speaker 2: I talked the book in school.

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Speaker 1: The move.

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Speaker 2: The book really moves. But goddamn, is that that movie

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Speaker 2: a journey?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it's almost like too much. It's heavy dog.

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Speaker 2: You gotta watch her get beat by like five people

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Speaker 2: before she starts making pants.

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Speaker 1: That's that's what I'm saying. Like I would be like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, then it becomes just how how is she gonna

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Speaker 2: dodge these punches to get with her baby boo sug avery.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because here's what I'm saying. It's like, bros, but

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Speaker 1: up for Yeah. Yeah, you love slave movies and you

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Speaker 1: love us some comedies. Tell me that doesn't make a

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Speaker 1: billion dollars. I think it's gonna make a billion dollars.

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Speaker 2: I unfortunately, am not sure it's going to go to

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Speaker 2: I think there's gonna be a bunch of older white

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Speaker 2: I've never seen in my life. All right, let's let's

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Speaker 2: continue through this this fucking scally wags email. I hate you, sir,

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Speaker 2: she says. She goes on to say, okay to the

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Speaker 2: reason for my email. It's not a my mama told me,

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Speaker 2: but close enough. My granddaddy told me that playing cards

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Speaker 2: on Sunday was a sin. This was just fact my

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Speaker 2: and he was in fact that Nigga. I would love

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Speaker 2: to hear your thoughts. Thank you for the constant entertainment, Sarah.

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Speaker 1: I always wondered about that because it feels like to me,

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Speaker 2: I do like the idea of the last suppurb being

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Speaker 1: Well, and it's also like, I assume that this is

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Speaker 2: You know what's funny is my wife's entire family plays

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Speaker 2: p knuckle. That's that's their ship is Peani.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like spades on. It's like Spades on crack.

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Speaker 2: They add extra cards into the deck just to be like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't fu I do not.

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Speaker 2: I had her grandparents try to teach me a couple

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Speaker 1: And it's like spade. Learning how to play spades was

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Speaker 1: because no one teaches you that game like nice. No,

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Speaker 1: it's anxiety and it's like and then I forget you

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Speaker 1: forget to pull. The people are yelling Boston at you. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no like cool person who just like wants

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Speaker 1: No, it was like, no, here's what happened. You got

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, get your kids up the street.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you mess up, and they're like, you could take

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Speaker 2: it back. It's okay, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you made

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Speaker 1: They're staying the read with the hard arm.

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Speaker 1: But I have always wonried about this because those are

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess bids bids and books and stuff,

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I was about to say, pe knuckle is

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Speaker 2: But you know, if you really like are counting the

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Speaker 1: I guess that's technically technically gambling or heart I just

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, it feels like it feels like

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Speaker 1: they're just like because like, what else are you gonna

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Speaker 1: Why is it only? I guess you're supposed to honor

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Speaker 2: I think I think the argument would be that, like

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Speaker 1: That's the way I do it.

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Speaker 2: Do you gamble, I don't gamble at all. I think

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Speaker 2: I worry, Yeah, don't. I don't fuck around too much

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Speaker 2: kick out of it or feel like, oh this is

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Speaker 2: my ship, I'm I'm nothing. I don't either, but I'm

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Speaker 2: everyone I see. I worry my personality. It's a little

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how especially like with sports gambling, because they

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Speaker 1: make it so easy. Now you just go to fan duel,

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Speaker 1: not a sponsor, but this should be this is look

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Speaker 2: If they're kicking out one hundred and fifty dollars, you'll

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Speaker 1: Listen, it's not gambling if you do the research.

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Speaker 2: And with fan dudes like make it easy.

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Speaker 1: No, they have you going crazy on the Super Bowl.

438
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: I made so many stupid prop bets that fell through,

439
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 1: but they payout. I hate payoff. I hate one for

440
00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: like five hundred and it covered all my everything else stupid.

441
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 2: Oh, that's awesome.

442
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 1: It was it was who was? I think it was

443
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: the first I've been on who would get the first touchdown?

444
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 2: Do you do you feel ever in control inside of

445
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 2: the gambling where you're like, no, I know for sure

446
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 2: that I'm going to win this hand or this sports

447
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 2: bed or whatever the fuck it is.

448
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 1: No, But that's because all my friends gamble, so like

449
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,199
Speaker 1: I see him and I'm like, I don't think you

450
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 1: do know it, And then you're like hanging out with

451
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: them and they're just like, I just need Appalachian State

452
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: to cover the spread, and you're like, you don't know

453
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,600
Speaker 1: anybody who plays there. Yeah, yeah, you don't know anything

454
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 1: other than what you read it. Like, I mean, I

455
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: got I got one buddy who's actually pretty good at it,

456
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: he's been doing it for a long time. But for

457
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: the most part, yeah, I don't think.

458
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't. I don't study any of the

459
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 2: shit well enough to feel confident that like, hell, yeah

460
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 2: this is my thing, you know what?

461
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Speaker 1: I mean, I barely like to gamble on myself. I

462
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: do because that's the only way I got a career.

463
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Speaker 1: But other than that, man.

464
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Speaker 2: You know, you know what I would feel confident gambling

465
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 2: on is like anime. I could gamble on like the

466
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 2: outcomes of anime, and I know who's gonna win this

467
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 2: fight and how this it's gonna end, and feel like

468
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 2: pretty confident that, like I got this in control kind

469
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 2: of thing.

470
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 1: That's uh, you know what I think about that is wait, wait, wait,

471
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,640
Speaker 1: hated breath. You got it.

472
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 2: It's gonna hurt my feelings.

473
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: I can feel it. Why are you good? Who says I?

474
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: You are gid?

475
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 2: That's insane. That's fucking wild to make me wait.

476
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: That long. You are happened? You knew it wasn't gonna

477
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 1: be good.

478
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 2: I knew it wasn't good, but but you know, you

479
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 2: still gotta see it through.

480
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: I'm not a monster.

481
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 2: A good joke is coming. I'm gonna let the joke finish.

482
00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 2: But what the fuck?

483
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: It was pretty good? God damn it? You Sarah pieces

484
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: of ship. Who do you think? Who do you think

485
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: wrote it? I am Sarah?

486
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 2: I am Sarah.

487
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 1: Sarah is me.

488
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 2: To the question of the gambling. I did some research

489
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 2: and very little. I was mostly reeling from the cruel,

490
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 2: cruel response from Sarah.

491
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: But she really knocks you off your pivot because that's

492
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: what you're good at, is research.

493
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 2: Bro, And she I was like, Man, if I do

494
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: too much reading about this bitch, I'm gonna feel like

495
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 2: a sucker.

496
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 1: I ain't doing no work for her. I get it.

497
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,239
Speaker 2: But but one of the things that I found is

498
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 2: that there is still it is still technically illegal in

499
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 2: Alabama to gamble on a Sunday, Like it is the

500
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 2: one state that still has parameters on gambling on a Sunday.

501
00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 2: But other states do have their own rules and laws

502
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 2: about gambling in general, right that, like there are each

503
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 2: each state can kind of decide their own little ship

504
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 2: about gambling.

505
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: But American land is you can always gambleing right everywhere

506
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: in the.

507
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 2: Country apparently, yes, except for in Utah and Hawaii Hawaii.

508
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 2: In Utah remained Hawaii. You can't gamble there nowhere.

509
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,480
Speaker 1: Hawaii couldn't handle it.

510
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hawaii has enough bad stuff happening to it often

511
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 2: enough that like they don't need that problem added to it.

512
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. But Utah is interesting to me.

513
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: I mean the Mormons really running. My question about Alabama

514
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 1: is I wonder what their gambling laws are. But is

515
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 1: it in Alabama where you can only do it on

516
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: a boat? Is that Louisiana?

517
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 2: I think that might be Louisiana because some crazy red

518
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 2: Now I think Alabama's gland or big portions of Alabama

519
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 2: or landlocked, so it wouldn't be as effective. But Louisiana,

520
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, oh, boat, so that's how we could

521
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,959
Speaker 2: solve that problem. Well, I think I thought they were

522
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 2: like river boats for Alabama and Louisiana. That's what I'm saying.

523
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 2: Louisiana has enough like water running through it. It's literally underwater.

524
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 2: The motherfuckers have boats in every direction, you know.

525
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: I feel like I've been to a casino though, Like,

526
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 1: oh no, not Baton Rouge. What's the city New Orleans? No,

527
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: it's it's like another another one of the ones that

528
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: got because I remember it. I remember it because there's

529
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: a guy in the parking lot with a snake.

530
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds like a Gumboville to me.

531
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 1: I hate snake guys, but I ain't got it. He

532
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 1: had it like he had it like wrapped around his

533
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: wrists and I was like, just wear like a bracelet.

534
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 2: I I once did mushrooms in the park with a

535
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 2: bunch of people and a snake. Dude walked up and

536
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 2: he had a snake and also like a very like

537
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 2: intensely breand pit bull where it's like head was as

538
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 2: big as my shoulders and it had like tiger stripes.

539
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 2: For some reason, it like could not have been more

540
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 2: like engineered as an animal. And the snake would like

541
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 2: wrap itself around the dog's leg and the dog would

542
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 2: just like sit there with the snake and like not

543
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 2: react to any of it, and god damned in my

544
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 2: mind start racing.

545
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: Oh, so that's a guy that needs a girlfriend.

546
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 2: The horrors of that that home, you know what I

547
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 2: mean of him and that dog and that snake and

548
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 2: the yelling that he does that those animals and just

549
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 2: aggressive staring it uh fucking yuck, fucking yuck and and

550
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 2: fucking drawcar noir sprayed over the yuck to make.

551
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 1: That guy smokes cigarettes inside. Yeah, it's fucking bad.

552
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 2: He was a snake dog man.

553
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 1: It was like, whoa bro, I don't get one barely barely,

554
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,640
Speaker 1: Like if you're into, if you're in two into one.

555
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: I'm already out. You got two of those though, walking

556
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: around the park.

557
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 2: And we were in Brooklyn, Bro.

558
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: It wasn't.

559
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 2: This wasn't like Miami, you know what I mean.

560
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: This wasn't he's keeping those in a tiny ass apartment.

561
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, neither one of them are are living, right, you

562
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 2: know what I mean?

563
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: Animal New York City animal people are the wildless animal people. Yeah, yeah,

564
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: i'd say so. I think it's like a crazy place

565
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: to have a bunch of animals.

566
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 2: The other place I think that gets real fucked up

567
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 2: with animals is uh Detroit. Remember when Mike Epps went

568
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 2: there and had like a kangaroo on stage and it

569
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 2: turned out it was just a local dude's kangaroo. Yeah,

570
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 2: he just added like a kangaroo on a leash, and

571
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 2: then Peter went fucking nuts, obviously, as they should. I

572
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 2: don't want to pretend like they're being irrational in this situation.

573
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 2: They were like, you can't have a kangaroo on a

574
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 2: leash on stage at the Detroit Theater. And then it

575
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 2: turned out it was just fucking it was like a

576
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 2: local dude's kangaroo.

577
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 1: Bro. Exotic animals I think are easier to get than

578
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: we all understand. Yeah.

579
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 2: I think that's what Tiger King really taught us.

580
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: It's like, you can really like you you can, you can,

581
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 1: you can get them. We could have tigers, bro, we

582
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 1: have tigers. I would get like a Lynx with a

583
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: little chain on it, or like I'm trying to think,

584
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: I worry about exotic animals. So I feel like it

585
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: was shit all over. I really like my apartment.

586
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I I don't think it's good.

587
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: I want to be clear.

588
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 2: I don't think it's good to be buying exotic animals.

589
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 2: I think that's a horrible, horrible thing that happened.

590
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I want to be clear. I support it.

591
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: I just but if you want, hey, if you think

592
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: of two km's gonna get you some pussy.

593
00:33:55,120 --> 00:34:00,040
Speaker 2: I I I also worry about the the type of

594
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 2: animal I would buy, be like, you know, what's cute?

595
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 1: A capy bearer? And then I just I just got

596
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: this big ass guinea pig in my house.

597
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 2: It was, yeah, gnawing on my cords and scaring my daughter.

598
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: I don't know your dead rats, your daughter and your wife.

599
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 2: And turns out you gotta like milk. It's ain'tus once

600
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 2: a month? Yeah, you didn't even know about the you

601
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: know about the anus milking, and now you're milking a

602
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:31,879
Speaker 2: capy bear's asshole in your in your living room.

603
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 1: You just wanted to flex on some people at the

604
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: family reunion.

605
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like, you know, Langston got a capy bearer,

606
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 2: and my grandma was like, I.

607
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: Always knew you would.

608
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 2: I always believed in the boy.

609
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: And grandpa and your Grandpa's like, still can't play spades?

610
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: What you want?

611
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 2: Dane boy can't play.

612
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: I know he's your baby, but can't play on. I

613
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 1: truly forgot what we were talking about.

614
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 2: Or we're talking about the possibility that that the and

615
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 2: we should take a break. Olivia yelled at us about

616
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 2: taking a break nearly an hour ago. But we're gonna

617
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 2: take a break and we'll be back with more more.

618
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:29,959
Speaker 6: My mama told me, I don't give a up. Who'll

619
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 6: say what blood?

620
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 1: Oh crap, welcome back to my mama told me. We

621
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 1: are in here today discussing what's what's everything under the sun? Animals, mouth, cancer, spades,

622
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 1: but mostly is it a sin to play cards on Sunday? Yeah?

623
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 2: It all spawns from from this question of whether or

624
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 2: not we are sinning, if we gamble on a Sunday.

625
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 2: I also did find a website which I enjoyed this

626
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 2: quite a bit. I came across the website it's called

627
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 2: Heritage Bible Church Online. That sounds fake, and yeah it does.

628
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 2: And the the header for this this church, which is

629
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Speaker 2: located in Walnut Grove, Minnesota, m N. Is that Minnesota.

630
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 2: Maybe it's Montana. Montana would make more sense because now, okay,

631
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 2: so it's m N. I'm gonna assume this Minnesota, and

632
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 2: we apologize we don't know much and please don't write

633
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 2: us fucking email after email being like what.

634
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: You don't Minnetona and in Montana?

635
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 2: Fuck you. I don't know all of them. I l Illinois,

636
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 2: c A, California, That's what I got right. But but

637
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 2: it's a Bible church in Minnesota. And the header for

638
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 2: this church is a flag with a Bible in front

639
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 2: of it. So you already know what direction this is heading.

640
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: In good word, good direction.

641
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Heritage Baptist Bible Church. And they have a I guess,

642
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 2: a open form where you can ask questions. And somebody asked,

643
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,120
Speaker 2: is it a sin to play cards on a Sunday?

644
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,319
Speaker 2: We have two children, twelve and four. Many times we

645
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 2: play cards and watch a church program on TV. I

646
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 2: was taught at gambling and playing cards on Sunday was

647
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 2: the sin? Also, can you tell us what aged is

648
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 2: too old to make your kids go to church? What

649
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 2: is your opinion? And can you give us any Bible

650
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,760
Speaker 2: verses that will help? Mister and missus blank?

651
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,600
Speaker 1: Two very confused, two very different questions.

652
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, very different questions.

653
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 1: First of all, how long do you go to church?

654
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: As long as you live in my motherfucking house.

655
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 2: You know what's funny is that that's kind of what

656
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 2: these people say. Not you're not that far off from

657
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 2: what they said. They said that basically like, look, it's

658
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 2: never too early to send your kids to church, and

659
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 2: they better be there every week otherwise they're going to hell.

660
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 2: And it's like, whoa, Okay, Yeah they're pretty they're pretty

661
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 2: emphatic about this. You better be getting your kids to

662
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 2: church immediately.

663
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got you go to church so dad can

664
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 1: stay at home and have his church.

665
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 2: You you don't attend church with them, They're just going

666
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 2: on their own.

667
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, I will be I will be cast a

668
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: flame as soon as I step inside. Sure, y'all go

669
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: learn something. Yeah, but you guys come back and tell

670
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 1: me what happened. Yeah, you pray for me now, I

671
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: don't want to pray. I hit this parlay otherwise when

672
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,439
Speaker 1: I meet this week.

673
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 2: Well, as far as the cards is concerned, this is

674
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,920
Speaker 2: my favorite response that they give. They say, playing cards

675
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 2: is only a game, and gambling is not specifically prohibited

676
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 2: in the Bible. Playing cards on Sunday or any other

677
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 2: day for amusement when you should be in church is

678
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 2: a sin. James four seventeen clarifies. This is their response.

679
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: No, I think that's I called shenanigans. I'm pulling it

680
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: up right now. I think that's bullshit.

681
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 2: They're like, hey, you not a sin technically, but if

682
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: you should be in church, which you should always be

683
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 2: in church, you're sinning.

684
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: Therefore, yeah, do it James four seventeen. James four seventeen.

685
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 1: Therefore to him that knoweth to do good and do

686
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: it not to him, it is sin. Yep, man, that's

687
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: a catch all. That's cap fuck that.

688
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like the Bible mentions fucking like twenty one,

689
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, y'eah, they're not sitting

690
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 2: there like Jack black you know, Blackjack is is the illegals,

691
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,879
Speaker 2: So don't do it on Sunday. There they don't mention

692
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 2: cards at all or any type of gambling.

693
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: Also, according to James for seventeen, if you didn't know

694
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 1: was it saying, then you should keep doing that shit, idiot.

695
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 1: That's not the one to quote to.

696
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, and to your point, to your point, that's on

697
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 2: them for asking the question because you didn't know the answer.

698
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 2: So you could have kept enjoying your cards like you

699
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 2: were with your family, getting to know your children a

700
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 2: different kind of way. And instead you were like, we

701
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 2: should chock with the pastor to make sure we're not

702
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 2: doing anything butter And now now you're doing the devil's work.

703
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 2: Now what Yep, you're tripping.

704
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 1: I wonder. I bet they were playing rummy, Yeah it was.

705
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 2: I worry based on what they're saying. They're playing cards

706
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,200
Speaker 2: with Bible shows in the background. They're playing go fish.

707
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 2: They're not playing fucking you.

708
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?

709
00:40:43,080 --> 00:40:45,959
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, they're not even like doing it the way

710
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 2: that it's meant to be done.

711
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not doing it sexy cause it's like teach

712
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 1: your kids the poker hands at least. Yeah, Like that's

713
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 1: a helpful, that's a helpful thing out in this world.

714
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, make it so that they can go and be

715
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 2: somewhere and not be annoying being like what now, what

716
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 2: does this mean? And they've got a full house or

717
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck it is.

718
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: And I hate it so much when people can't play cards, yeah,

719
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 1: or dominos or whatever. Like, if you can't play, just like,

720
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: sit back and watch. I don't want to play with

721
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: you if you're like that.

722
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:19,879
Speaker 2: And that's my my shit is, like I don't even

723
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 2: go over there because I know I ain't gonna be

724
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 2: able to keep up the way I'm supposed to. And

725
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 2: I see these boys want to enjoy themselves. I'm good, yep, yep,

726
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 2: just leave it alone.

727
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 1: Just leave now.

728
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 2: I'll get down with some spades. But everything else, I'm like,

729
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 2: you got it, bro?

730
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: Are you a good partner? I am?

731
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good. I'm I'm I'm very solid at spades.

732
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 2: I get myself like a seven. Yeah. You just don't

733
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 2: pay attention. What do you you get distracted? What's your

734
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 2: what's your problem?

735
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 1: I have a longevity. I'm like having a good time

736
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: for twenty thirty minutes and then I even if I'm up,

737
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: I just don't I don't want to play no one, damn.

738
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

739
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 2: It's just like, yeah, cards, Yeah, that's fair. It's it's

740
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 2: an all night ship if you let it be.

741
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:07,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then it's especially like if you're playing with

742
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 1: somebody that you don't particularly like all that much, and

743
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: it's like it requires I like playing space, but it's

744
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 1: like it hinders conversation maybe more than an other game,

745
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

746
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not You're not really supposed to talk at all,

747
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 2: and so when you talk, you have to be talking

748
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 2: ship to another person.

749
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like a catching up game.

750
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 2: No, you can't like bond with your partner because then

751
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 2: people are gonna be like, y'all are cross talking exactly.

752
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: Weird what I'm saying. It's just not like it's just

753
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 1: like too like I like Domino's. It's leisurely. Yeah, yeah,

754
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,279
Speaker 1: I like Monopoly in the beginning the end usually gets

755
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 1: pretty cutthroat. Yeah, I fuck with it.

756
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 2: I love board games. I love fucking you know, Taboo.

757
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 2: I get down with a lot of game night energy.

758
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: I'm glad you said taboo. My finger was hovering on

759
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: the trigger. What were you worried?

760
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 2: I was gonna say pictionary you, I'll say this. I

761
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 2: do love complicated ass board games too.

762
00:43:10,200 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: I'm not go ahead hit me one time. It's not

763
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 1: I don't think I want.

764
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

765
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:29,959
Speaker 1: God, you know what that calls for? It that calls yeah,

766
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:32,319
Speaker 1: you guys got to subscribe to the YouTube just to

767
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 1: see how happy that makes it.

768
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 2: It makes me, It makes me giddy inside.

769
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 1: We gotta get some auto tune for this.

770
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 2: I yeah, I think I technically have auto tune, but

771
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 2: I don't really know how to work this thing well

772
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 2: enough yet to make it work the way it's supposed to.

773
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 2: I think I need like a pedal.

774
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:54,280
Speaker 1: And yeah, didn't Zap used to have something in his mouth?

775
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have that like cord thing that they put

776
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 2: in their mouth and like talk and it feed. I

777
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 2: guess its your voice through the tube and then it

778
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 2: comes back out rainbow. It goes in red and it

779
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 2: comes out like fucking.

780
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 1: Different. My god, damn doctor. No. But so cards on Sunday. Yeah,

781
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: I also don't understand I do, And this is this

782
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 1: is this is me truthfully thinking about it. It's like,

783
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: why is why is cards the line in the sand?

784
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: If other games or board games are allowed, you know

785
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, because it's like the same, you can

786
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 1: you can take the money out of it. You don't

787
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: have to gamble for any clarks, you know what I'm saying.

788
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think the worst kind of gambling

789
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 2: doesn't happen over Uno though right like it's it's more

790
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 2: often associated with friendships have been lost a lot of

791
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 2: gambling emotionally, for sure, But I would say financially, niggas ain't.

792
00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 2: Niggas ain't going broke from a wild UNO game, you

793
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 2: know what I mean? No, And if there is good

794
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 2: for y'all, that's crazy to play with a fucking game

795
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 2: of chance that way, but go crazy.

796
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a chance for you.

797
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 2: That said, I think Big Stack Bory just needs to

798
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 2: know the rules.

799
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: And are draw I'm surgical with this bitch.

800
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 2: I think I think they're there's. It did make me

801
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 2: look up whether or not gambling is even legal legal,

802
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Because I didn't. I

803
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 2: wasn't one hundred percent sure if it is technically illegal

804
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 2: for me to be gambling in California.

805
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: Peer to peer gambling is illegal, but you can't or

806
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 1: no in California legally unless you're on Native American land.

807
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: Peer to peer gambling is legal. It's games of chance

808
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: and games against that house that are illegal. That's why

809
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 1: most California card rooms practice a rotating bank. But if

810
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 1: you work for corporation like I did, then you come

811
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: in and you just bank roll the whole shit. I

812
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: used to play cards for a living.

813
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you told us that was impressive. I liked how

814
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 2: you you you. I could see you pulling from that

815
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 2: that well of knowledge you have about like the card world,

816
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,280
Speaker 2: and that was all.

817
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all it's what I got, all my limited Chinese.

818
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. I I did find that you are correct that

819
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:40,720
Speaker 2: peer to peer is legal. However, where they do say

820
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 2: and this is across all fifty states, I guess the

821
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 2: loophole inside of that is you can have peer to

822
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 2: peer gambling, but you can't personally then take a cut

823
00:46:51,239 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 2: of the total house collection, right Like, well, yeah, but

824
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 2: you just pay.

825
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: The juice to the house. So the house is providing

826
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: you with the opportunity to play. So it's like they'll

827
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 1: be like, we're playing with a rotating bank, but it

828
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 1: costs a dollar a hand to play black jack.

829
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,279
Speaker 2: No, I think I'm speaking more to like, if I

830
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 2: were to just have like my friends over to gamble

831
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,800
Speaker 2: at the crib, right, I can't then take a little

832
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 2: cut off the top of everybody shit, being like, well,

833
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,439
Speaker 2: I provided the space for us to do the thing,

834
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 2: so I should get like everybody should just throw me

835
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 2: twenty bucks or whatever the fuck it is? R Like, no,

836
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 2: that that part is illegal. Everything else is fine.

837
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: I mean, it's all cool. It's like jaywalkin. They're not

838
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: gonna catch you.

839
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, cops aren't gonna kick in your door,

840
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 2: like being like, did you take something extra from them?

841
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: What did you take? Paying no limit Omaha for two

842
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 1: hundred dollars? And poker also is not gambling. It's a

843
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: game of skill.

844
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 2: Uh. That that I do agree with. My dad used

845
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 2: to be addicted to online poker.

846
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: It's that's a major it's that's a thing.

847
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say it. Actually he wasn't. Actually, I want

848
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 2: to be very clear and protect his good name. He

849
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 2: wasn't actually addicted, but he was doing it very frequently

850
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 2: and pretty successful at it. And then they stopped letting

851
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 2: you gamble with real money on online poker, and he

852
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 2: was like, I don't I.

853
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: Don't want to do this no more. I mee Boker hit,

854
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,479
Speaker 1: Like remember it was in a Drake video. Mm hmmm.

855
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: That's when it was like you were like, oh, does

856
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: he love gamble? Doesn't He's still gamble.

857
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,760
Speaker 2: Online all the time, Drake.

858
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah.

859
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he just won like like some dumb

860
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 2: amount off of that UFC fight the other night.

861
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 1: Drake. Yeah. I think he's one of.

862
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 2: The few people that that is genuinely happy in this world.

863
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:56,720
Speaker 1: No, I think there doesn't see. I feel like sometimes

864
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: I listen to his music and I think he's doing

865
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 1: the opposite of way Gangster Rapper is doing, where he's

866
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 1: pretending he feels more emotions than he does.

867
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're saying I think he mostly feels

868
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 2: joy and pleasantness all day.

869
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think he gives a fuck about these hoes.

870
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 2: No, but but not even in a way where it's like, oh,

871
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 2: you're so mean to them that you're overcompensating for, like

872
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 2: how how much you do actually care? He like truly

873
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 2: doesn't care, but so much so that he'll buy them

874
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 2: something really nice and check back in just to make

875
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:34,280
Speaker 2: them feel the human connection.

876
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, yeah, I'll just pretell you're like my

877
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,319
Speaker 1: girlfriends for a couple of days. It don't matter because

878
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 1: I want to feel that and you're just another one.

879
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 1: And then yeah to somebody else. And I guess you'll

880
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 1: be sad.

881
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 2: You won't be permanently mad at me. You'll be a

882
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 2: little bit. But but I make really good music, like

883
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 2: really good music. You'll find a way through this.

884
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 1: It's fucked up with that kind of that kind of

885
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,320
Speaker 1: inspired men.

886
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Drake's the most at piece, so so yeah,

887
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 2: I I would say maybe gambling on a Sunday or

888
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 2: any day is is where we should be aiming because

889
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,800
Speaker 2: Drake gambles and.

890
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,959
Speaker 1: And he seems good. Yeah, he's doing well.

891
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 2: He like Drake, y'all.

892
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. At the end of the day, like Drake,

893
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: both of us and all emails going.

894
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 2: Forward, please just be nice to both of us, equal

895
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 2: me in the emails, or be dirty to both of us.

896
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:41,360
Speaker 2: The I mean, yeah, I think we're thinking different dirties.

897
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're gonna stab me, stab him to

898
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 2: and vice versa, right, you meant uh offer offer us

899
00:50:51,760 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 2: flatio Bory is soliciting through the emails.

900
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: Guy, this guy is a fucking cop.

901
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,920
Speaker 2: But not just for him, both of us.

902
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, now we gotta get out of here. The whole

903
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 1: vibe is fucked up here.

904
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 2: Well, we're I think this answers to your question, Sarah,

905
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,919
Speaker 2: it doesn't sound like that the sin part of it

906
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 2: is is relatively true. But it does sound like by

907
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 2: believing it's a sin, you're missing out on a lot

908
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 2: of fun parlays and uh and and good bonding with

909
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:35,720
Speaker 2: your friends in card games.

910
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:38,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so. I think that's I think that's uh. Yeah,

911
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 1: I think we did it. I think we did it.

912
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 2: Bory, could you tell the people where where they can

913
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 2: find you?

914
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: What cool shit you have going on? Cool got jokes

915
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:49,800
Speaker 1: eighty seven on Instagram. I'm working on my summer dates

916
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: right now because I'm trying to come out big this summer.

917
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 1: You know, maybe record something for you in the fall,

918
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: because I got to get rid of this hour it's

919
00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 1: wearing heavy. Hell, yeah, I'm sick of you. You know

920
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 1: when you get sick of it?

921
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, get that shit out of you.

922
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like crushing and you're like, I don't want

923
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 1: to do it anymore.

924
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm sick of mine and I'm starting going

925
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 2: on the road. So god damn is it gonna be.

926
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,359
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a harrowing journey, but we'll find out.

927
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,919
Speaker 1: We'll come out, watch legs and have a great time.

928
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 2: Come on, said April twenty eighth and twenty ninth, I'll

929
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 2: be at the Comedy Attic in Bloomington, Indiana. The following weekend,

930
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 2: May fifth and sixth, I'll be at the Atlanta Comedy

931
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 2: Theater in Atlanta, Georgia. I'm really excited about that. I've

932
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 2: never gotten to do any hours in Atlanta yet, so

933
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 2: that's gonna be fucking tight. And then the following weekend

934
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 2: after that, I'll be at Wise Guys in Las Vegas,

935
00:52:45,600 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna need y'all help on that one. I'm

936
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:50,799
Speaker 2: gonna really need y'all to step up and make it

937
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 2: so that Las Vegas comedy doesn't feel like what Las

938
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 2: Vegas comedy sometimes feels like.

939
00:52:56,320 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: You know, it ain't Christmas, Big Dog. Also, though our

940
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:05,800
Speaker 1: fans are gonna come up to you, I've been meeting

941
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 1: them out of shows. Are very nice. Yeah.

942
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 2: No, I've had the pleasure of bumping into quite a

943
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 2: few of our fans at random shows, and we love y'all. Man,

944
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 2: You really come up. You come up very positive, much

945
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,399
Speaker 2: more than you do in the emails.

946
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all huns, but like, where's that energy?

947
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: Nobody ever comes up to me. It's like, what's up,

948
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:34,399
Speaker 1: Congolese rice or whatever else to call ru rude emails.

949
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's nobody's in person. You guys are so sweet,

950
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 2: And then in the emails you're like, what's up you

951
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 2: light skin bitch, fucking darky over there, and it's like

952
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:47,720
Speaker 2: whoa man, whoa?

953
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:50,799
Speaker 1: I thought you were a whoa? Hi?

954
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 6: Hi?

955
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want that.

956
00:53:56,160 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 2: Come on, I know I end the episodes by but

957
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:09,280
Speaker 2: I'm not talking to you specifically. It's a funny saying

958
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 2: it's a thing, but I'm not being like you Darnell

959
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 2: of Oakland, California. You're the bitch that's not it.

960
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:19,760
Speaker 1: Will see.

961
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 2: Well. Please also subscribe to our YouTube channel. We would

962
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:32,160
Speaker 2: love to just bust this bad boy wide open. Let

963
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:35,439
Speaker 2: us see that that sweetmeat on the inside. Come on now,

964
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 2: subscribe to the YouTube channel, and as always, if you

965
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 2: want to send us your drops, your conspiracy theories, if

966
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 2: you want to say hurtful things equally to both of us,

967
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:49,800
Speaker 2: please send that to my Mama pod at gmail dot com.

968
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 2: We would love to hear from you bye, bitch.

969
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:10,760
Speaker 3: Fans Khli Beans are racist. They also player as money fugs,

970
00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:14,760
Speaker 3: A man turning stuff I can't tell me about.