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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret. This might be a first on

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Speaker 1: the show. What it's time for dirty little Secret. Remember,

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Speaker 1: if you have a secret to tell us, I have

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Speaker 1: to do is text in four one O six one

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Speaker 1: say hey dude, we have I have a dirt secret

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Speaker 1: that would like to sound the show. And then again

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. But then anyway, tell

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Speaker 1: us you have a secret and we'll let you tell

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Speaker 1: it here. I remember we keep everybody anonymous. Nobody will

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Speaker 1: ever find out who you are. That's why we give

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Speaker 1: everybody an anonymous nickname when they call in. But I

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Speaker 1: don't think you've had an actual meat call into the show,

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Speaker 1: but it will happen. Yeah, Pork is on the phone.

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Speaker 1: The anonymous caller today is Pork. What's up? Park? Wow? Wow?

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Speaker 1: The other one I love bacon is you know baking?

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, Pork, you have a dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: that you want to tell us. We're really out of

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Speaker 1: ideas on this Show's there's a widy of vegetables you

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Speaker 1: could use. Thank you for that. Thanks tomorrow be vegetables. Um,

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Speaker 1: I have a dirty little secret. I've held onto it

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Speaker 1: for a long time. Um it's from college, and so yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just it like caused this huge like fracture among friends,

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Speaker 1: and I have just wanted to like get I just

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Speaker 1: want to get it off my chest. Okay, Okay, So

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Speaker 1: what happened in college? Okay, So you know it's college, right,

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Speaker 1: So you are drunk all the time. No, that wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be a secret um like you you're always at parties

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Speaker 1: or whatever. And um, we were having this huge party

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Speaker 1: and it was a bunch of people and we you know,

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Speaker 1: we're all crazy, and I got very drunk and on

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Speaker 1: a dare. Um. Okay. Also, first I forgot to tell

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Speaker 1: you guys that so in college, roommate right situation, and

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Speaker 1: she had this goldfish um that she like it was.

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Speaker 1: It was like an angel to her. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: She just freaking loved it anyway, having this part Yeah

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Speaker 1: she really, I don't I didn't get it. Um anyway,

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Speaker 1: So we had this huge party. Everybody's drunk, there's a

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Speaker 1: guy there that I really liked, whatever, and I on

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Speaker 1: a dare. They were like do it, do it? And

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Speaker 1: they so I I she wasn't. She wasn't there, and um,

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Speaker 1: so I swallowed it. Okay, I took it out of

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Speaker 1: the freaking think and I. I you did not because

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Speaker 1: the cold for you did not swallow it. You swallowed

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Speaker 1: your ruins goldfish? How big goldfish or small? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: it was not like big, but it ends. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It had fins. Yes, it's a fish on a dare

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Speaker 1: you swallowed her goldfish? I was very drunk and I

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Speaker 1: you know, so did you poop it out? Alive? But no,

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Speaker 1: I didn't even look at my poofs. For like a

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Speaker 1: swallow a fish, does it keep swinging around inside you?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Your stomach acid like eats it a lot.

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Speaker 1: It died twice. I was alive and then my stomach

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Speaker 1: acidated it a lot. I don't know. Anyway, the next

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Speaker 1: day my roommate was like, where's my cool fish? And

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Speaker 1: she's not in here? And I was like, oh gosh,

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Speaker 1: you knows such a rager. Last night, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: but I saw Sophia standing next to the tank. You

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Speaker 1: blame someone else, Well, I didn't like this person. I

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Speaker 1: don't know because I didn't. It was a bad choice. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So then she confronted Sophia and then they blew up

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Speaker 1: and like it turned into this huge like the great

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Speaker 1: schism of our you know, group of friends, and now

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Speaker 1: I don't talk to any of them anymore about it

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Speaker 1: because of you swallowing a goldfish. Wow, I swallowed the

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Speaker 1: gold fish. Yeah it was gross. Well I might have

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Speaker 1: even piked it up later, who knows, I don't really remember. Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling well, thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret and away from God. Yeah I

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Speaker 1: can go. I can't go into an aquarium or fish store.

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Speaker 1: I feel too guilty restraining. Yeah, what's your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret