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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame today morning. So that's one

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Speaker 1: me compartments is Jenna. Oh my gosh, just you. I

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Speaker 1: was calling to speak to Jenna. You know, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you know who this is. No, it's me Pete. Happy

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Speaker 1: ham Aversary? What what? What are you trying to say?

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Speaker 1: I bet you don't even know. I bet you haven't

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Speaker 1: paid any attention. That's fine. I didn't expect you to.

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Speaker 1: I know you got a lot of customers. My name's

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Speaker 1: Pete Deakins. In about a year a well exactly a

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Speaker 1: year ago, I purchased a ham from you. Okay, ring

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Speaker 1: a bell? Happy Hammiversary? Okay, what'd you get me? I

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Speaker 1: didn't get do anything. I don't know, sir. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to do my job. Okay. Well you're doing a great job.

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Speaker 1: And a year ago you did a great job and

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Speaker 1: you carved from me up a beautiful ham for me

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Speaker 1: and my family that rhymed. Okay for the ham for

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Speaker 1: the fam, and I just wanted to call and say

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Speaker 1: thank you so much and happy Hamiversary. Okay, thank you, yeah, thanks,

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Speaker 1: I'm still waiting for it. Um. Okay, happy Hamiversary. That

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Speaker 1: was fun. Huh, Happy Amiversary. It's been a whole year.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I remember that day so well, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: was such a nice day, and it's just a yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think about it all the time. I'm sure you

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Speaker 1: do too. Yeah, I mean, I'm I've given a lot

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Speaker 1: of other people ham, let's say, and it's last year,

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Speaker 1: so it's been a good year. Um. I didn't know

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Speaker 1: it was going to be treated like that. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: just yeah, I said the thing like I you know,

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Speaker 1: we're good. I'm not talking about you know. You finally

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Speaker 1: finally wishing me a happy Hamiversary after I had said

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Speaker 1: to say it about fifteen times. You didn't even remember

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Speaker 1: me coming in and buying a ham for you. You You

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Speaker 1: didn't even know it was our hammiversary, which is fine

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Speaker 1: because most people don't think about hamiversaries. I'm a big

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Speaker 1: Ham fan. I'm a fan of Ham. So it was

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Speaker 1: not the fact that you didn't wish me a happy

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Speaker 1: Hammiversary right out of the gate. It's what you said

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Speaker 1: after that that It was just a smack in the face.

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Speaker 1: And I had no idea that you were so evil. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not really quite sure how to help you. You

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Speaker 1: seem like you're getting upset. I'm oh, you don't even

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Speaker 1: know how upset I am. I can't believe that you

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Speaker 1: would say that to me, especially on our ham averse Thary, Well,

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Speaker 1: how am I supposed to remember? I give This is

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Speaker 1: my job. I give people ham every single day. What

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Speaker 1: you don't have to keep rubbing soup in the wood.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on, Damn ham averse, Thary,

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Speaker 1: And you're rubbing it in my face that other people

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Speaker 1: were getting ham from you. I thought I was the

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Speaker 1: only one. You know what. I'm sorry, this is weird.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where you're coming at from, Like you know,

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Speaker 1: calling me for a freaking ham averse. This is not

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Speaker 1: what my job is about. Okay, I'm just gonna come

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Speaker 1: down there and we're gonna talk about this. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk it out in person. I'll just be there in

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Speaker 1: a little oh yoh, you want to come here? Okay,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, if you want to come here, Lester shurt,

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Speaker 1: I will be calling the police. I wish I would

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Speaker 1: have gotten a hand from Jeff. I wish I would

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Speaker 1: have gotten a hand from Jeff. He wouldn't have treated

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Speaker 1: me like this. He would have given me a BackRub

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Speaker 1: on our hammiversary or something. He's a sweet man. Oh

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Speaker 1: really you think he would hot? I do, because he's

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Speaker 1: the one that set you up for this phone call.

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone brink on you. What what? Yeah, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your co worker Jeff set you up. Oh he said

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Speaker 1: that you get a lot of weird phone calls from

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Speaker 1: angry old people about their meats. So are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. It's our Hammiversary? What the hell? Oh? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. I should have known. Oh my, I should

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Speaker 1: have known when you were staying a happy Hammiversary. I

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Speaker 1: should have known this with a freaking joke, Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Telling me that nobody's ever wished you a

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Speaker 1: happy anniversary before? No, that is absolutely a wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubile phone prags.