1 00:00:02,240 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour about four 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and the 3 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 1: subject is Undy's in his suitcase. We'll get into that 4 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 1: find out what that's all about in just a few 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,440 Speaker 1: because right now it is time for the nephew and 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Now? Well, 7 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to get out of jail on this 8 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: prank right here, I'm getting ready to get out of jail. 9 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: And Lronda is my girl, and uh yeah, yeah, yeah, 10 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 1: that's all. That's all you need to know. That's a 11 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 1: good set up right there. La Rond is my girl. 12 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 1: I'm getting ready to get out of jail. Let's coquet, donkey. 13 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:42,839 Speaker 1: It is Hello. This call will be recorded and monitoring. 14 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 1: I have a collect call from Ronnie, an inmate. If 15 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 1: you would like to accept this and future collect calls, 16 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: please press for Hello. Hello yo, yo, Hello. I'm trying 17 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: this Ronnie. Ronnie, I'm trying to reach La Ronda. Ronda, Yeah, Larnda? 18 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 1: Do I have to round them? Nah? You you got 19 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 1: the right number. Man, that's my wife. Who is this? Okay? Okay, okay, 20 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: hold hold up, Nah, there's Rodney right here. I'm calling 21 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 1: for Lronda. Who who you know? That was my girl 22 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,880 Speaker 1: for I got locked up. I'm trying to hold on, 23 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:26,040 Speaker 1: hold on man. Uh, we've been married for about two years. Man, 24 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,320 Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what you're talking about. Man, 25 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 1: you might have the wrong number. Okay, hold up then 26 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 1: wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait wait wait wait 27 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:36,400 Speaker 1: wait wait a minute. I know them. I ain't man, 28 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:41,360 Speaker 1: I know them. It's like what say, man? Hold up? Man? 29 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Lunda Larun is married? Yeah, man, just 30 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 1: in case you ne hear me, Laarunda's married. We got 31 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 1: a sixteen month old child. Man, all right, and we've 32 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: been man for two years. I don't know who you calling. 33 00:01:56,520 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 1: I'm calling for Lronda. I findn't get up out just 34 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:04,200 Speaker 1: six weeks. I've been writing letters and all kinds of stuff, 35 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: sending them to our mama house. You're trying to tell 36 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,200 Speaker 1: me you're trying to see what you've been sending what 37 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,920 Speaker 1: to her mama house. I've been sending letters. I've been 38 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: sending letters since to day I got locked down. I mean, 39 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 1: when you've been saying how long it has been since 40 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 1: you've been sending letters? Man, I've been locked down for 41 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: five years. Five yells, and I've been sending letters. I 42 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: don't miss one week. What I sending something to the rock? 43 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:29,960 Speaker 1: All right? What's her mama name? Then? Ain't her mama name? Miss? 44 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:34,480 Speaker 1: Hold on? Man, you've been sending letters to my girls 45 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 1: mama for for five years? Five years. I've been to 46 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 1: get out in six weeks. I've been locked down right 47 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 1: in five years? No, man, easy, she ain't got no 48 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: letters from you. Man, You she ain't got no letters. Uh. 49 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 1: We've been together for two years. Man, I'm trying to 50 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: break your heart. Hold hold up, hold up, let me 51 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 1: ask you this hill man, what hold look? Because you 52 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 1: got me y'all this right here? Now, let me ask 53 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: you this right here? Her mom and name? How I 54 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,519 Speaker 1: know all this? Hill Man? What what I'm trying to 55 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: explain to you? I got the right personally. I just 56 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 1: I'm just blown away by you trying to tell me 57 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:15,040 Speaker 1: y'all married? Nah? Yeah, we're married now, happily mad Hey man, hey, 58 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 1: you need to take your back to the hill man 59 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,799 Speaker 1: for hold up, come first about what your wife is do. 60 00:03:19,919 --> 00:03:22,079 Speaker 1: Just come at me wrong now, that's what ain't fens 61 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 1: to happen. Now. Now, I got a whole lot on 62 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,799 Speaker 1: my mind and a whole lot of stress. Now, I'm 63 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 1: gonna tell you this right here, just to let you 64 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: know how this fens to go. I don't. I'm fissing 65 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:33,919 Speaker 1: to be up out of here six weeks. And when 66 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: I do get out, I am coming to see Laurent 67 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: know that I'm fised to come out there. Brother. Man, Look, hey, 68 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: you up here calling me with this ignorant stuff. Man, 69 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 1: that's what probably got your tell in jail. Anyway, y'all. Hey, man, listen, 70 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: you come up here, you're gonna wind up getting both 71 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: put up in the penitentiary. Man, because I ain't playing 72 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:54,320 Speaker 1: about my wife. Man. Brother, you just need to gone 73 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:58,120 Speaker 1: chill out after you get out of brother sick somewhere. Man, 74 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 1: don't bring I ain't man. Look, man, all I'm trying 75 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,760 Speaker 1: to do is I don't tell what you're trying to do. 76 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,120 Speaker 1: Trying to keep your That's all I'm trying to tell 77 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: you to do, so we don't both end up in 78 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,400 Speaker 1: the penitentiary, man, or you might be in You're gonna 79 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 1: end up in a grave if you keep testing me. Man, 80 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 1: I'm telling you don't bring you here. Bro, Just stay there, relax, 81 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:19,720 Speaker 1: breathe and Jordan yeah, ah, man, all right, that's all 82 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: I'm saying. All right, man, that's it. Hey, what your 83 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: wife has to do is try to threaten me for 84 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 1: so you're up here to keep your man. Don't bring 85 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,160 Speaker 1: you you're looking for no runner, because I will put 86 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 1: two up in you. I'm coming to see my girl. 87 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:38,719 Speaker 1: That's my girl, two women man for two years. I'm 88 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: trying to tell you, you're gonna take your all something 89 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 1: like you. We're we're gonna shut this down. Oh you, 90 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 1: thank you talking, Oh you thank you talking to listen joy, 91 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: don't drop tuck your black. Look man, I'm fished to 92 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 1: come home in six weeks and I'm coming to see Lronda, 93 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 1: whether you'll like it or not. And I'm going to 94 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,240 Speaker 1: see our mama. Miss. What you ain't gonna do is 95 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 1: get in the way of me and my girl, somebody 96 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 1: I've been loving and writing letters to all this damn 97 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 1: time I've been on lockdown. Man, bring you up. I 98 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: will say it slow to you. Bring you and I 99 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 1: swear to God i will put you in the grave. 100 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,200 Speaker 1: That's why I'm gonna put you, homie. Bring you better 101 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: stay up in the penitential. I'm coming down there and 102 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: see my girl, see her Mama and get my girl back. 103 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:27,840 Speaker 1: My girl leaving with me. You know, the only thing 104 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 1: you're gonna be seeing is a basket because I'm putting 105 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,600 Speaker 1: you in there. Man, I'm telling you you bring your 106 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 1: I swear to God. Man, you knocking do if you 107 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:40,479 Speaker 1: want to. I'm telling you, man, go to mama house. 108 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 1: I'm putting your down, Homie. I'm not playing with you. Man, 109 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,719 Speaker 1: all ain't that's my girl. Man, that is my girl. 110 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,240 Speaker 1: I will you ain't gonna do nothing to me. You 111 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 1: ain't gonna do number but release my girl over to me. 112 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 1: That's what you has to do. That's it. No, I'm 113 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 1: anna release your rousing your you come to the so 114 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna do. I'm telling you, man, boy, 115 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:05,040 Speaker 1: who round, Man, I don't be waiting on here six weeks. 116 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that I don't be waiting on 117 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,400 Speaker 1: you six weeks. Bring to my dough. You won't be 118 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,039 Speaker 1: going nowhere else. I'm telling you that you're talking all 119 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: this bad stuff on the phone. You ain't gonna do 120 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,000 Speaker 1: a thing when I get there, but get me my 121 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:23,440 Speaker 1: girl back. That's it. You ain't talking. You ain't listen. 122 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,360 Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you, 123 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 1: so I go back to my sale is you're listening, 124 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 1: I'm listening. This is Nephew Timming from the Steve Harvey 125 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:36,640 Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Devin? 126 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:42,080 Speaker 1: What hold on? Dog? Listen? This is nephew Timmy from 127 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by 128 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 1: your boy Devin. Man, y'all almost got him. I'm telling you, 129 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:58,159 Speaker 1: I'm about to hit the gail Man. I don't need man, 130 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:04,919 Speaker 1: oh man, oh man. I'm telling you I was gonna 131 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 1: go down. I'm going down in flame. Who let me? 132 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: I need to breathe out this. Go get you a 133 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Speaker 1: drunk man. Yeah, I need to get me some up 134 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:20,040 Speaker 1: in me. Bro. I'm about to count down six weeks 135 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: on this. This is what you call bonifide and certified stupid. 136 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:33,920 Speaker 1: That's what you call it. Bonafide and certified straight stupid straight, 137 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 1: That's that's that's what it looked like when you never 138 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 1: want if you go to the dictionary and look up 139 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:42,880 Speaker 1: certified stupid to be a picture of the nephew and them. Yeah, 140 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: nice smile on my face right there. You can't miss me. 141 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: Just just type it in Google it Google Google, bonifid 142 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 1: certified stupid and you you see me, you don't even 143 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: really have to put it in bonafide and certified just stupid, 144 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 1: just Google stupid. I waiting waiting on my stupid is magnified. 145 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 1: So I'm you want certification, I'll be damn. He came 146 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 1: up to stupid, didn't you? J I don't know why? 147 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:20,200 Speaker 1: Why complicating the search engine certified? They'll lead all that 148 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 1: stupid Stu and twon as you say you that it 149 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 1: came up Pete, Why does you type pete? You ain't 150 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:32,200 Speaker 1: gotta go. I d we know what is Hi Baltified 151 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:35,760 Speaker 1: Certified Stupid will be in Baltimore at the Comedy Factory 152 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:38,920 Speaker 1: this weekend Friday night and Saturday night. Tickets are on 153 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 1: sale right now. I got a few tickets left, but 154 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:43,880 Speaker 1: I'm just about them famous two words sold out, So 155 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,680 Speaker 1: if you want something, I got a few of them left. 156 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,680 Speaker 1: That's the Nephew Baltimore Comedy Factory and fri Dead Night, 157 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:54,920 Speaker 1: Old MG the Nephew one hundred episode on the Old 158 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:58,440 Speaker 1: Network of Ready to Love. It is a blessing, Yes 159 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:04,920 Speaker 1: it is. I'm at number one man. Congratulations, Nephew. All right, nephew. 160 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:08,400 Speaker 1: Congratulations on that. Coming up next, Strawberry letter for today, 161 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 1: the subject Undy's in a Suitcase. We'll get into that 162 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:16,800 Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to The Stave Harvey Morning Show.