WEBVTT - DONKEY: Applebees Customer Arrested After Challenging  All You Can Eat Deal

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for don't give the day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a read, but you're so good at you're trying

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<v Speaker 2>to be a Charlamage.

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<v Speaker 3>She only wants Charlamagne.

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<v Speaker 4>To damn Chalom Maine.

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<v Speaker 3>Who do you give it?

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<v Speaker 4>Dusky?

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<v Speaker 5>The other day?

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<v Speaker 3>To now well sexy red donkey Today for Wednesday, August

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<v Speaker 3>twenty first goes to a twenty eight ye old woman

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<v Speaker 3>named shah Nieha Cobbs. Shaunisha hails from Portage, Indiana. Never

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<v Speaker 3>heard of the place, but dropping the clues bombs from Portage, Indiana,

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<v Speaker 3>And like most Americans, she's always looking for a way

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<v Speaker 3>to save a dollar or two, always looking for a discount.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't blame her because times is hard out here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>if you are blessed to have some food on the

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<v Speaker 3>table and the roof over your head, you are winning.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't let nobody tell you different. Drop on the clues bombs.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody who got a food on their table and a

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<v Speaker 3>roof over their head, that is a blessing.

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<v Speaker 2>I know things get hard sometimes and we all just.

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<v Speaker 3>Trying to figure it out, doing our best, But trust

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<v Speaker 3>me when I tell you that success is subjective. And

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<v Speaker 3>if you got food on the tables, and the roof

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<v Speaker 3>over your head and.

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<v Speaker 2>You are happy, then you are winning. Simple as that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Shanisha Cobbs was trying to win. Okay, she was

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<v Speaker 3>trying to be happy, see Shenissa Cobbs was trying to

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<v Speaker 3>do what all Americans out here doing, and that's feeding

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<v Speaker 3>their families.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. She Nissa was sitting at home, minding her business,

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<v Speaker 2>and she got a download.

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<v Speaker 3>By download, I mean she was probably watching TV one

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<v Speaker 3>and saw a commercial for one of the world's largest

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<v Speaker 3>casual dining brands, Applebee's. Drop on the clues bombs for

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<v Speaker 3>Applebee's never ever well out.

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<v Speaker 2>Front on apple Bee's.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, on the come up of this thing called life,

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<v Speaker 3>I've had some amazing thought times.

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<v Speaker 2>And apple Bee's salute the Applebee's.

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<v Speaker 3>On Rivers Avenue in North Charleton, South Carolina, right across

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<v Speaker 3>from Nofoozmall. Apple Bee's in Monk's Corner, South Carolina, right

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<v Speaker 3>right over there on remember see Dennis Boulevard, Those mozarella sticks,

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<v Speaker 3>those boneless.

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<v Speaker 2>Buffalo wings, that chicken case of diar with some fries.

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<v Speaker 2>What you talking about? Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I got nothing but love for apple Bees and soda

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<v Speaker 3>is shah Nisa? She went there with two other adults

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<v Speaker 3>and several juveniles, okay, a bunch of hungry ass little kids,

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<v Speaker 3>and she tried to game the system. She tried to

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<v Speaker 3>take advantage of apple Bee's all you can eat, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>all you can eat fifteen ninety nine. Specially you heard

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<v Speaker 3>about it, huh. I thought it was fourteen ninety nine,

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<v Speaker 3>but it must have went up a little bit. Pricing

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<v Speaker 3>participation always do very but yes, since earlier this year,

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<v Speaker 3>for a limited time, guests can enjoy an unlimited feast

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<v Speaker 3>of all you can eat boneless wings, ribblets, and double

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<v Speaker 3>crunch scrimp for fourteen ninety nine when you dine in

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<v Speaker 3>the restaurant, okay, dining only, no orders to go. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>Sha Nisha came in to dine with her clan, Remember

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<v Speaker 3>what I said, two other adults and several juveniles, and

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<v Speaker 3>she ordered one all you can eat special Okay, one

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<v Speaker 3>order of all you can eat boneless wings, all you

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<v Speaker 3>can eat riblets, all you can eat double crunch scrimp,

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<v Speaker 3>all you can eat fries, and inless endless amounts of water.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure now nothing else, nothing else.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't know how to bust down?

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<v Speaker 2>Go seven of them?

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<v Speaker 4>Know you know how to bust down go.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why we're here today, ladies and getlemen because of

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<v Speaker 3>the bus down. Okay, life was all good until the

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<v Speaker 3>bill came. When the bill came, an Applebee's manager informed

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<v Speaker 3>the group that each person would have to pay for

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<v Speaker 3>one serving of the deal. You know, Shannis and company

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't gone for that because they had several juveniles several

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<v Speaker 3>usually means seven, and then it was two adults, including Sarnisia.

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<v Speaker 3>So that bill at fifteen ninety nine a pop was

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<v Speaker 3>at minimum one hundred and fifty nine dollars and some change. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>I know some of y'all out there just rich and

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<v Speaker 3>got money to blow. For one hundred and fifty nine

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<v Speaker 3>dollars in a restaurant is a luxury, a privilege that so.

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<v Speaker 2>Many of us take for granted. If it's not, then

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<v Speaker 2>how it comes.

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<v Speaker 3>Shehanissa was in there trying to bust down the system. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>she was trying to game the system. But lice were

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<v Speaker 3>eventually called to the scene and dispatchers were warned ahead

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<v Speaker 3>of time they expect multiple females screaming and threatening people. See,

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<v Speaker 3>Sharissa didn't feel like she should have to pay no

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<v Speaker 3>more than sixteen dollars because it was an all you

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<v Speaker 3>can eat special, and they argued that the menu did

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<v Speaker 3>not specify that the deal didn't cover the table with

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<v Speaker 3>that defense did not work, okay, because the two words,

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<v Speaker 3>and those two words are per person, all right, I

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<v Speaker 3>mean directly beneath the all you can eat adding was

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<v Speaker 3>the words per person in bold letters. Nothing left to

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<v Speaker 3>see here, folks.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Shenisa clearly embarrassed. She was clearly in bass.

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<v Speaker 3>So she stopped arguing with the police for a second

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<v Speaker 3>just to argue with another couple who was probably staring

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<v Speaker 3>at her, you know, chastising, probably laughing. Recording told us

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<v Speaker 3>sit her poe ass down somewhere. Okay, so she needs

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<v Speaker 3>to started arguing with the couple. Police tried to calm

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<v Speaker 3>her down, and when she wouldn't, they locked her ass up,

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<v Speaker 3>arrested up a disorderly conduct all because she was trying

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<v Speaker 3>to do what all Americans want to do, and that's

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<v Speaker 3>eat and eat good. Let me tell you something, man,

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<v Speaker 3>if I was governor of Indiana, I would pardon Sissa.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. This should definitely be consequences. There are actions,

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<v Speaker 2>but jail time is a bit excessive. See here's the

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<v Speaker 2>thing I told y'all earlier.

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<v Speaker 3>Going out to eat is a luxury a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>people can't afford nowadays, But going out is also something

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<v Speaker 3>that brings people joy. Imagine having a bunch of kids

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<v Speaker 3>who are hungry, and they all saying they want to

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<v Speaker 3>go to Applebee's, and all you want to do, is

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<v Speaker 3>a parent, is make that happen for them. So it's

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<v Speaker 3>a combination of hunger and making your kids happy. Think

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<v Speaker 3>about how happy you were as a child when your

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<v Speaker 3>parents have some extra money to take you somewhere, those

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<v Speaker 3>red times when they told you, Kato got it at

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<v Speaker 3>the house. Okay, Mom, I want McDonald's. We got McDonald's

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<v Speaker 3>at the house. One of the greatest lies ever told, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>right up there with White Jesus and Santa Claus, was

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<v Speaker 3>there's McDonald's at the house. Never in the history of

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<v Speaker 3>life has someone had the Golden arches.

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<v Speaker 2>At the house. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So to be able to take your kids out or

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<v Speaker 3>the a meal from a restaurant, that's a blessing. And

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<v Speaker 3>Shanna wanted to provide that experience for her kids. So

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<v Speaker 3>I would have gave her a community service or something

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<v Speaker 3>to make her work at Apple Bee's and then let

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<v Speaker 3>her take the free food home to the kids. On

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<v Speaker 3>another note, this is the reason that at the DNC,

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<v Speaker 3>the VP Kamala Harris has to talk about the issues

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<v Speaker 3>during her speech. The Obamas were last night. They preached

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<v Speaker 3>their message of hope. I get it, but hope is

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<v Speaker 3>the bare minimum. I understand why it's important to have hope.

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<v Speaker 3>Hope is like when you first see the.

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<v Speaker 2>All you can eat commercial for Apple Bee's.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Shaunisia had hope all right once she saw that commercial, Hope, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>that was like a glimpse of light in the darkness.

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<v Speaker 3>She saw an opportunity to bring joy to people she loved.

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<v Speaker 3>And the hope is great. Okay, you know, hope is great.

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<v Speaker 3>They've been trying to they try to feed us hope

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<v Speaker 3>and fear. They've been trying to get us to vote

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<v Speaker 3>out of fear in regard to Trump. I mean, they're

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<v Speaker 3>always trying to get us the vote out of fair.

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<v Speaker 3>But not being able to feed your kids, not being

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<v Speaker 3>able to make your kids happy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's scarier than Trump. But now that we have given

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<v Speaker 2>people to fears, we've given them hope.

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<v Speaker 3>It's time for Vice President Harris to bring it home

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<v Speaker 3>by talking about actual issues. The number one issue is

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<v Speaker 3>the economy. The message she's pushing about rebuilding the middle class, it.

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<v Speaker 2>Starts with all you can eat Mazarelli sticks. Okay, I'm serious.

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<v Speaker 3>After you pay your bills, after you pay your rent,

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<v Speaker 3>your childcare, after you pay for your life, do you

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<v Speaker 3>have anything left over for a little bit of joy?

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<v Speaker 3>That's what these politicians don't understand. Folks need a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of dollars for joy. That is part of rebuilding the

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<v Speaker 3>middle class. What type of world do we live in

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<v Speaker 3>when a person can enjoy the double crunch scrimp at

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<v Speaker 3>Applebee's just because.

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<v Speaker 2>They want to.

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<v Speaker 3>So, even though what shot Nissa did is stupid, understand

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<v Speaker 3>the circumstances that God are there, but some donkey of

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<v Speaker 3>todays just sell themselves. Please give Shot Niche to Cobs,

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<v Speaker 3>to sweet Sounds and the Hamiltons.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh the oh the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye you feel hebble griss on the bone? Turn up

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit. You're big Mac? What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Mac?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course, I just wanted to add to First Off,

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<v Speaker 1>you spoke that eloquently, but I just wanted to add

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<v Speaker 1>people we should probably watch the wording. If it's all

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<v Speaker 1>you can eat, then it should be that, not all

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<v Speaker 1>you can eat here.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to say that because.

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<v Speaker 1>There's plenty of times where I try to all I

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<v Speaker 1>can eat and they judge me for the amount because

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<v Speaker 1>I hear that and it's a personal challenge to me.

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<v Speaker 1>But you have to be specific and say all you

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<v Speaker 1>can eat here apple Bees at Olive Garden, because if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't, I'm gonna think I can all I can

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<v Speaker 1>eat anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you think she was wrong though, to try to

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<v Speaker 3>buy one all you can eat all the for nineteen people.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I do not.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, dang well, you ain't buying just one.

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<v Speaker 1>First, I count as two people, so technically I'm allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to for three impossibly.

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<v Speaker 4>Three impossible is crazy?

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<v Speaker 5>Game is so.

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<v Speaker 1>Technically you can't judge me for what I do with

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<v Speaker 1>my food because I've technically counted three.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, Buffet, hate to see you coming, Oh you

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<v Speaker 3>can eat special, Hate to see Big Max restaurant like

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<v Speaker 3>Stone Steve, you hit that glass breaking? Yeah, when they

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<v Speaker 3>say for a limited time only, that's what they mean.

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<v Speaker 3>People like maxt All walking in.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you put the chalk on your.

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<v Speaker 4>Tire when your.

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<v Speaker 3>Man too many three hundred plus pounds coming in and

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<v Speaker 3>that's when the limited time stops.

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<v Speaker 2>Ya don't want to play a game? No, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to play a game. Okay, why do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to play a game? I'm just curious. No, you're not curious,

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<v Speaker 2>all right? You know exactly, you know exactly what racist.

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<v Speaker 4>Person is not even though because the older I get,

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<v Speaker 4>the no, I don't care what color she is, I understand.

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<v Speaker 4>The older I get, the more I feel. You got

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<v Speaker 4>food at home, it's expensive, she got, it's multiple people

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<v Speaker 4>with her, she probably got kids with her. They want

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<v Speaker 4>to eat everything. They want to know.

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<v Speaker 2>What is the joy of going out?

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I mean when I say, like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>people just want to need a little bit of extra

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<v Speaker 3>money for joy. You just want to be able to

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<v Speaker 3>go out to a restaurant and enjoy a little quick

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred dollars twenty dollars meal.

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<v Speaker 2>With your family.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're still stuck on what race she.

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<v Speaker 2>Is, no, no, But I mean she tried to get

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<v Speaker 2>over on the system. I mean she did what she

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<v Speaker 2>was doing as out of out of uh.

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<v Speaker 4>I think she one of us, and they owe us.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of need. All right, well, thank you for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Donkey to day.

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