Speaker 1: It's time for don't give the day.
Speaker 2: It's a read, but you're so good at you're trying
Speaker 2: to be a Charlamage.
Speaker 3: She only wants Charlamagne.
Speaker 4: To damn Chalom Maine.
Speaker 3: Who do you give it?
Speaker 4: Dusky?
Speaker 5: The other day?
Speaker 3: To now well sexy red donkey Today for Wednesday, August
Speaker 3: twenty first goes to a twenty eight ye old woman
Speaker 3: named shah Nieha Cobbs. Shaunisha hails from Portage, Indiana. Never
Speaker 3: heard of the place, but dropping the clues bombs from Portage, Indiana,
Speaker 3: And like most Americans, she's always looking for a way
Speaker 3: to save a dollar or two, always looking for a discount.
Speaker 3: And I don't blame her because times is hard out here. Okay,
Speaker 3: if you are blessed to have some food on the
Speaker 3: table and the roof over your head, you are winning.
Speaker 3: Don't let nobody tell you different. Drop on the clues bombs.
Speaker 3: Everybody who got a food on their table and a
Speaker 3: roof over their head, that is a blessing.
Speaker 2: I know things get hard sometimes and we all just.
Speaker 3: Trying to figure it out, doing our best, But trust
Speaker 3: me when I tell you that success is subjective. And
Speaker 3: if you got food on the tables, and the roof
Speaker 3: over your head and.
Speaker 2: You are happy, then you are winning. Simple as that.
Speaker 3: Well, Shanisha Cobbs was trying to win. Okay, she was
Speaker 3: trying to be happy, see Shenissa Cobbs was trying to
Speaker 3: do what all Americans out here doing, and that's feeding
Speaker 3: their families.
Speaker 2: Okay. She Nissa was sitting at home, minding her business,
Speaker 2: and she got a download.
Speaker 3: By download, I mean she was probably watching TV one
Speaker 3: and saw a commercial for one of the world's largest
Speaker 3: casual dining brands, Applebee's. Drop on the clues bombs for
Speaker 3: Applebee's never ever well out.
Speaker 2: Front on apple Bee's.
Speaker 3: Okay, on the come up of this thing called life,
Speaker 3: I've had some amazing thought times.
Speaker 2: And apple Bee's salute the Applebee's.
Speaker 3: On Rivers Avenue in North Charleton, South Carolina, right across
Speaker 3: from Nofoozmall. Apple Bee's in Monk's Corner, South Carolina, right
Speaker 3: right over there on remember see Dennis Boulevard, Those mozarella sticks,
Speaker 3: those boneless.
Speaker 2: Buffalo wings, that chicken case of diar with some fries.
Speaker 2: What you talking about? Okay?
Speaker 3: I got nothing but love for apple Bees and soda
Speaker 3: is shah Nisa? She went there with two other adults
Speaker 3: and several juveniles, okay, a bunch of hungry ass little kids,
Speaker 3: and she tried to game the system. She tried to
Speaker 3: take advantage of apple Bee's all you can eat, okay,
Speaker 3: all you can eat fifteen ninety nine. Specially you heard
Speaker 3: about it, huh. I thought it was fourteen ninety nine,
Speaker 3: but it must have went up a little bit. Pricing
Speaker 3: participation always do very but yes, since earlier this year,
Speaker 3: for a limited time, guests can enjoy an unlimited feast
Speaker 3: of all you can eat boneless wings, ribblets, and double
Speaker 3: crunch scrimp for fourteen ninety nine when you dine in
Speaker 3: the restaurant, okay, dining only, no orders to go. Well,
Speaker 3: Sha Nisha came in to dine with her clan, Remember
Speaker 3: what I said, two other adults and several juveniles, and
Speaker 3: she ordered one all you can eat special Okay, one
Speaker 3: order of all you can eat boneless wings, all you
Speaker 3: can eat riblets, all you can eat double crunch scrimp,
Speaker 3: all you can eat fries, and inless endless amounts of water.
Speaker 2: I'm sure now nothing else, nothing else.
Speaker 4: You don't know how to bust down?
Speaker 2: Go seven of them?
Speaker 4: Know you know how to bust down go.
Speaker 3: That's why we're here today, ladies and getlemen because of
Speaker 3: the bus down. Okay, life was all good until the
Speaker 3: bill came. When the bill came, an Applebee's manager informed
Speaker 3: the group that each person would have to pay for
Speaker 3: one serving of the deal. You know, Shannis and company
Speaker 3: wasn't gone for that because they had several juveniles several
Speaker 3: usually means seven, and then it was two adults, including Sarnisia.
Speaker 3: So that bill at fifteen ninety nine a pop was
Speaker 3: at minimum one hundred and fifty nine dollars and some change. Now,
Speaker 3: I know some of y'all out there just rich and
Speaker 3: got money to blow. For one hundred and fifty nine
Speaker 3: dollars in a restaurant is a luxury, a privilege that so.
Speaker 2: Many of us take for granted. If it's not, then
Speaker 2: how it comes.
Speaker 3: Shehanissa was in there trying to bust down the system. Okay,
Speaker 3: she was trying to game the system. But lice were
Speaker 3: eventually called to the scene and dispatchers were warned ahead
Speaker 3: of time they expect multiple females screaming and threatening people. See,
Speaker 3: Sharissa didn't feel like she should have to pay no
Speaker 3: more than sixteen dollars because it was an all you
Speaker 3: can eat special, and they argued that the menu did
Speaker 3: not specify that the deal didn't cover the table with
Speaker 3: that defense did not work, okay, because the two words,
Speaker 3: and those two words are per person, all right, I
Speaker 3: mean directly beneath the all you can eat adding was
Speaker 3: the words per person in bold letters. Nothing left to
Speaker 3: see here, folks.
Speaker 2: Now, Shenisa clearly embarrassed. She was clearly in bass.
Speaker 3: So she stopped arguing with the police for a second
Speaker 3: just to argue with another couple who was probably staring
Speaker 3: at her, you know, chastising, probably laughing. Recording told us
Speaker 3: sit her poe ass down somewhere. Okay, so she needs
Speaker 3: to started arguing with the couple. Police tried to calm
Speaker 3: her down, and when she wouldn't, they locked her ass up,
Speaker 3: arrested up a disorderly conduct all because she was trying
Speaker 3: to do what all Americans want to do, and that's
Speaker 3: eat and eat good. Let me tell you something, man,
Speaker 3: if I was governor of Indiana, I would pardon Sissa.
Speaker 2: All right. This should definitely be consequences. There are actions,
Speaker 2: but jail time is a bit excessive. See here's the
Speaker 2: thing I told y'all earlier.
Speaker 3: Going out to eat is a luxury a lot of
Speaker 3: people can't afford nowadays, But going out is also something
Speaker 3: that brings people joy. Imagine having a bunch of kids
Speaker 3: who are hungry, and they all saying they want to
Speaker 3: go to Applebee's, and all you want to do, is
Speaker 3: a parent, is make that happen for them. So it's
Speaker 3: a combination of hunger and making your kids happy. Think
Speaker 3: about how happy you were as a child when your
Speaker 3: parents have some extra money to take you somewhere, those
Speaker 3: red times when they told you, Kato got it at
Speaker 3: the house. Okay, Mom, I want McDonald's. We got McDonald's
Speaker 3: at the house. One of the greatest lies ever told, okay,
Speaker 3: right up there with White Jesus and Santa Claus, was
Speaker 3: there's McDonald's at the house. Never in the history of
Speaker 3: life has someone had the Golden arches.
Speaker 2: At the house. Okay.
Speaker 3: So to be able to take your kids out or
Speaker 3: the a meal from a restaurant, that's a blessing. And
Speaker 3: Shanna wanted to provide that experience for her kids. So
Speaker 3: I would have gave her a community service or something
Speaker 3: to make her work at Apple Bee's and then let
Speaker 3: her take the free food home to the kids. On
Speaker 3: another note, this is the reason that at the DNC,
Speaker 3: the VP Kamala Harris has to talk about the issues
Speaker 3: during her speech. The Obamas were last night. They preached
Speaker 3: their message of hope. I get it, but hope is
Speaker 3: the bare minimum. I understand why it's important to have hope.
Speaker 3: Hope is like when you first see the.
Speaker 2: All you can eat commercial for Apple Bee's.
Speaker 3: Okay, Shaunisia had hope all right once she saw that commercial, Hope, Okay,
Speaker 3: that was like a glimpse of light in the darkness.
Speaker 3: She saw an opportunity to bring joy to people she loved.
Speaker 3: And the hope is great. Okay, you know, hope is great.
Speaker 3: They've been trying to they try to feed us hope
Speaker 3: and fear. They've been trying to get us to vote
Speaker 3: out of fear in regard to Trump. I mean, they're
Speaker 3: always trying to get us the vote out of fair.
Speaker 3: But not being able to feed your kids, not being
Speaker 3: able to make your kids happy.
Speaker 2: It's scarier than Trump. But now that we have given
Speaker 2: people to fears, we've given them hope.
Speaker 3: It's time for Vice President Harris to bring it home
Speaker 3: by talking about actual issues. The number one issue is
Speaker 3: the economy. The message she's pushing about rebuilding the middle class, it.
Speaker 2: Starts with all you can eat Mazarelli sticks. Okay, I'm serious.
Speaker 3: After you pay your bills, after you pay your rent,
Speaker 3: your childcare, after you pay for your life, do you
Speaker 3: have anything left over for a little bit of joy?
Speaker 3: That's what these politicians don't understand. Folks need a couple
Speaker 3: of dollars for joy. That is part of rebuilding the
Speaker 3: middle class. What type of world do we live in
Speaker 3: when a person can enjoy the double crunch scrimp at
Speaker 3: Applebee's just because.
Speaker 2: They want to.
Speaker 3: So, even though what shot Nissa did is stupid, understand
Speaker 3: the circumstances that God are there, but some donkey of
Speaker 3: todays just sell themselves. Please give Shot Niche to Cobs,
Speaker 3: to sweet Sounds and the Hamiltons.
Speaker 5: Oh the oh the day.
Speaker 2: Ye you feel hebble griss on the bone? Turn up
Speaker 2: a little bit. You're big Mac? What's up?
Speaker 3: Mac?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the president of the Fat Lives Matter Committee.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, I just wanted to add to First Off,
Speaker 1: you spoke that eloquently, but I just wanted to add
Speaker 1: people we should probably watch the wording. If it's all
Speaker 1: you can eat, then it should be that, not all
Speaker 1: you can eat here.
Speaker 2: You have to say that because.
Speaker 1: There's plenty of times where I try to all I
Speaker 1: can eat and they judge me for the amount because
Speaker 1: I hear that and it's a personal challenge to me.
Speaker 1: But you have to be specific and say all you
Speaker 1: can eat here apple Bees at Olive Garden, because if
Speaker 1: you don't, I'm gonna think I can all I can
Speaker 1: eat anywhere.
Speaker 3: Don't you think she was wrong though, to try to
Speaker 3: buy one all you can eat all the for nineteen people.
Speaker 2: No, No, I do not.
Speaker 4: You know, dang well, you ain't buying just one.
Speaker 1: First, I count as two people, so technically I'm allowed
Speaker 1: to for three impossibly.
Speaker 4: Three impossible is crazy?
Speaker 5: Game is so.
Speaker 1: Technically you can't judge me for what I do with
Speaker 1: my food because I've technically counted three.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Buffet, hate to see you coming, Oh you
Speaker 3: can eat special, Hate to see Big Max restaurant like
Speaker 3: Stone Steve, you hit that glass breaking? Yeah, when they
Speaker 3: say for a limited time only, that's what they mean.
Speaker 3: People like maxt All walking in.
Speaker 2: How do you put the chalk on your.
Speaker 4: Tire when your.
Speaker 3: Man too many three hundred plus pounds coming in and
Speaker 3: that's when the limited time stops.
Speaker 2: Ya don't want to play a game? No, I don't
Speaker 2: want to play a game. Okay, why do you want
Speaker 2: to play a game? I'm just curious. No, you're not curious,
Speaker 2: all right? You know exactly, you know exactly what racist.
Speaker 4: Person is not even though because the older I get,
Speaker 4: the no, I don't care what color she is, I understand.
Speaker 4: The older I get, the more I feel. You got
Speaker 4: food at home, it's expensive, she got, it's multiple people
Speaker 4: with her, she probably got kids with her. They want
Speaker 4: to eat everything. They want to know.
Speaker 2: What is the joy of going out?
Speaker 3: That's what I mean when I say, like, you know,
Speaker 3: people just want to need a little bit of extra
Speaker 3: money for joy. You just want to be able to
Speaker 3: go out to a restaurant and enjoy a little quick
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars twenty dollars meal.
Speaker 2: With your family.
Speaker 4: If you're still stuck on what race she.
Speaker 2: Is, no, no, But I mean she tried to get
Speaker 2: over on the system. I mean she did what she
Speaker 2: was doing as out of out of uh.
Speaker 4: I think she one of us, and they owe us.
Speaker 2: Out of need. All right, well, thank you for that.
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