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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand. But you're about to hear

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Speaker 1: is guaranteed to make you feel better about yourself. It's

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show, and it's wrong move Monday. Feel better

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Speaker 1: about your Monday by hearing about other people doing dumb

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Speaker 1: Sherry Shepherds. Sherry Shepherds call us up eighty eight three

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Speaker 1: four three one oh six one text in a four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. Sure Monday might be bad, but

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Speaker 1: did you ruin a person's whole life like Amy Schumer did?

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Speaker 1: Media Namye Schumer, Well, she named her kid Jane Attell,

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Speaker 1: and now she says that was a wrong move because

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Speaker 1: it sounds like genital. Oh my god, Gene is his

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Speaker 1: first name? A Tell is the middle name. Definitely a

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Speaker 1: wrong move. But get this, it gets even worse. Is

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Speaker 1: the father of Amy Schumer's kid's name is Chris Fisher.

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Speaker 1: So if you say the kid's name fast, genital Fisher.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, So, how's your Monday going? Is your

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Speaker 1: name genital? Fisher? Said no? In twenty twenty two, thank you?

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Speaker 1: What is that happening? A couple of wrong moves with that? One?

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Speaker 1: Is your name Jean in twenty twenty two? Doesn't sound

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Speaker 1: like genital fisher. If no, the congratulations your money is

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Speaker 1: not that bad? Is it? It's wrong move Monday? Actually,

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Speaker 1: what's the wrong move that you want to tell everybody about?

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Speaker 1: I ran track in high school and I had a

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Speaker 1: track meet the same week as prom. But the first

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Speaker 1: met bad move was that I wanted to look good

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Speaker 1: for prom, right, so I decided to take lack of

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Speaker 1: it the whole week before prom. Oh, that's that's a

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Speaker 1: lot of moves. I'm nervous to hear. How this already?

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Speaker 1: The second wrong move? Like literally was going to the

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Speaker 1: track meet after taking the week's worth of laxatives, and

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Speaker 1: I ended up only running about fifty of those hundred

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Speaker 1: yards before I can't tell me short song? Whoa, I

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Speaker 1: ran off the track if doubt myself in water, like

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Speaker 1: as if nobody would notice? So did any of the

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Speaker 1: kids actually see I definitely still have nicknames. It didn't

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Speaker 1: really matter too much because I was just one of

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Speaker 1: those people that didn't really give a correct Literally you

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Speaker 1: did give fun most well, thank you for telling us

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Speaker 1: you're a wrong move for a wrong move Monday. See

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Speaker 1: doesn't that make everybody else's Monday a little bit better?

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Speaker 1: Did you take a bunch of laxid is because you

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Speaker 1: had prom coming up on the same weekend of your

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Speaker 1: track meet in high school, proving it was a wrong

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Speaker 1: move because you had to cut your track meat short

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Speaker 1: because you accidentally had a load in your shorts. Man,

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Speaker 1: that must have been an awkward run. This awkward is

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Speaker 1: your run. The first time I saw Jewel run, we

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Speaker 1: had only been dating for like three months at this point,

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Speaker 1: and it was so funny. I love him to die,

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Speaker 1: he's my husband. But we were at the gym, were

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Speaker 1: playing basketball, and I was on the sideline watching. I

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Speaker 1: was by myself, right, and I started laughing out loud.

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Speaker 1: It's fun feel bad, And I was like, I look

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Speaker 1: like I mean, I literally did feel like such an eldo.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm standing by myself and I'm just like laughing

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Speaker 1: out loud about nothing, and I'm like watching Jewel run

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Speaker 1: down the court and nobody knows why I would be laughing,

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Speaker 1: only myself. And then I was hoping that Jewle wouldn't

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Speaker 1: look over and see me laughing, because what else would

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Speaker 1: I be laughing at besides seeing him run for the

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Speaker 1: first time. Exactly, we don't have been dating like three months,

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Speaker 1: so I would have known exactly what she was laughing.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't bother one of those moments where I was

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Speaker 1: ashamed of myself. You're like, I don't know how fucking

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Speaker 1: date this guy. A couple of things, but it was

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Speaker 1: one of those times where it almost felt similar to

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Speaker 1: the feeling of when I was in like elementary school

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Speaker 1: or middle school, where I was talking to one of

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Speaker 1: my friends during class and I wasn't supposed to be

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Speaker 1: and they said something funny that I was really trying

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Speaker 1: not to laugh, and I was really trying not to

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Speaker 1: laugh with them, like thought that I was going to

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Speaker 1: make a weird noise because I couldn't keep it in,

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Speaker 1: and I thought I was gonna get in trouble, similar

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Speaker 1: to the first time I saw Jew run. Seriously, I

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Speaker 1: would have been hilarious, though, if you couldn't hold it in.

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Speaker 1: We're dating for three months at this time, you've never

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Speaker 1: seen me run before, and we start playing basketball and

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Speaker 1: then you're laughing to yourself trying to keep it in

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Speaker 1: but you can't. And I looked over and you were

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Speaker 1: just like on the floor laughing, and like, what is

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Speaker 1: going on? I'm like slapping the floor on my back.

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Speaker 1: Though I run super stiff and really awkward. I've seen

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Speaker 1: it and I literally laughed out loud and I felt bad.

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Speaker 1: I remember the first time I sold you run, I

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Speaker 1: thought he was injured. I thought right. And that's why

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Speaker 1: it's frustrating because whenever I go for a jog. If

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Speaker 1: I go for a jog, I run by a store

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Speaker 1: window and I'll look in and I have to look

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Speaker 1: away real quick. I'm just like, I'm not insecure about much.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, girls laugh take it as

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Speaker 1: a brief opportunity to check themselves out. And it was like, no,

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Speaker 1: I was literally laughing by myself out loud, and I

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Speaker 1: tried not to. He was trying not like I really

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Speaker 1: hope it even worse by yourself yourself with anything. You're

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Speaker 1: just like, oh my god, oh my god, my god,

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Speaker 1: I can't hold it in. It was cute. I love you.

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Speaker 1: How would you describe it? Even you are trying to

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Speaker 1: run as fast as he possibly can, and I'm going

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Speaker 1: like robot back and forth, like on your side, like yeah,

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Speaker 1: so like is your arms doing that back and forth? Steve?

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Speaker 1: Is that helping? Is that? Okay? Literally crying? Obviously I

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Speaker 1: can't see myself run, but I know what it feels

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Speaker 1: like and it feels like, it looks painful. It does.

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Speaker 1: It is true. I'm run funny. I run really funny.

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Speaker 1: But it could have been a wrong move for me

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Speaker 1: to play basketball with Alex too early. I should have

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Speaker 1: known better. It's wrong move. Monday, Every single Monday, at

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Speaker 1: this time, here's stories about other people's dumb I always

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Speaker 1: want to say, sheanigans. Nay, that's it. We'll choose one

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Speaker 1: sugar factory here about other people's umb sugar factory in

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Speaker 1: order to make your Monday feel better. Then Jebel Show

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Speaker 1: on demand