1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: What would you wait a minute? Is this the right number? 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 2: It's the loser line. 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:07,680 Speaker 1: Goody, just call me. 4 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:10,240 Speaker 3: Back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It 5 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 3: works like this. Let's say a suave looking dude approaches 6 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 3: you while you're walking downtown and uses this charming pickup 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:20,639 Speaker 3: line on you. Hey, girl, you don't know me, but 8 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:24,599 Speaker 3: I wish I could be your coronary artery. That way 9 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:26,799 Speaker 3: I could be wrapped around your heart forever. 10 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 2: Cute. 11 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 4: No, it's a hard yeah, a hearty. 12 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 3: After he says that, take the calculator out of his 13 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:38,599 Speaker 3: front pocket and type the word boobs in there. Oh 14 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 3: that's an eight two zero's another eight and a five. 15 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 4: That's right. 16 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 3: When he's all hot and bothered, give him the number 17 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 3: to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves you an 18 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 3: awkward voicemail that we could play on the air. Voicemail 19 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 3: is like this one. 20 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 2: Hey, so, look, I'm pretty sure it was you the 21 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:01,200 Speaker 2: other day on the side of you know, the highway, 22 00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 2: and you were hunking your horn as you drove by. 23 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:06,759 Speaker 2: That that was me, so, but I wanted to call 24 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 2: because it's not like court mandated or anything like. You 25 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 2: know how I talked to you about before how I 26 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:18,199 Speaker 2: got in trouble, Like this wasn't legally required community service, 27 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,959 Speaker 2: like I volunteered for this specific thing by choice. I'm 28 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:26,319 Speaker 2: just trying to give back to the community. So yeah, 29 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:29,679 Speaker 2: doesn't have anything to do with the jail time, like 30 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 2: I was saying before we met, which was something that 31 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,760 Speaker 2: I know we touched on, But this was strictly volunteering. 32 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 2: That's all in the past. But yeah, that was me 33 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 2: and I just wanted to make it clear. Oh my 34 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,280 Speaker 2: five minute break is up, so I got I get 35 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 2: back to it. I mean, I love it. I really 36 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 2: I'm doing doing the good work trying to save the 37 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 2: world that here. 38 00:01:53,880 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 3: So yeah, okay, I assume he's talking about picking up 39 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 3: trash off of the side of the road. 40 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 4: I assume she totally didn't notice the big white bus 41 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 4: that gott. 42 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 3: I believe it's totally not court mandated. Yeah, people do 43 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,399 Speaker 3: that for fun all the time, so I just get 44 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 3: mixed in with the right. But on the weekends, I'm like, 45 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 3: what do you want to do, guys, you want to 46 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:19,960 Speaker 3: go to the bar or do you want to pick 47 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 3: up trash off. 48 00:02:20,639 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 5: The side of the We're going to do it next message. 49 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 5: So Kyle, You're not gonna believe it, but I'm kind 50 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:40,960 Speaker 5: of up in a tree right now. It's actually the 51 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 5: one right outside your plate goes that I kind of 52 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 5: followed you home, but I think I know which apartment 53 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 5: you're in because I saw the light go on right 54 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 5: after you walked through the front door. So that's why 55 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 5: that's why I. 56 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:00,959 Speaker 2: Get your apartment. 57 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 5: And I was I'm kind of hoping you could go 58 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 5: to your window and and you'll see me out here 59 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 5: on the branch smiling at you, and maybe it would 60 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 5: be like a funny story, right, you know, Like I 61 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:19,679 Speaker 5: don't know, I was hoping you would think it was 62 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 5: kind of sweet and and not like suckerry or anything. 63 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 2: But I don't know if it's coming. 64 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 5: Across that way. 65 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,360 Speaker 1: But I'm not really. 66 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 2: Sure how to get down. 67 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 5: So I'm really really glad I got your number because 68 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:41,720 Speaker 5: could you could you come outside and like help me get. 69 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: Down and then maybe we could just laugh about this. 70 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll be right here. 71 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: Help me. 72 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 3: Just picturing this woman five feet from the guy's apartment 73 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 3: window just like smiling like I'm here. 74 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 4: Do you think she was really stuck or is that 75 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:08,880 Speaker 4: just brilliant to get that girl sounded like realization had 76 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 4: stepped in and she thought it was a great idea 77 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 4: until she got out on the branch. It was like, 78 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 4: wait a minute, there's some regret that just said it. 79 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 4: Hopefully she met a hot firefighter who did have to come. 80 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 4: You know that is a tactic. 81 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought about the Well, the good news is 82 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 3: she did call back. Oh she did, so hopefully we'll 83 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 3: find out if she's safe now. 84 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:35,760 Speaker 5: Hell, Kyle, I think I can strip my underwear on 85 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:39,600 Speaker 5: a tree branch. Can you come help me? 86 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 3: She ripped her underwear on a tree. 87 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,039 Speaker 4: But she left it. 88 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,479 Speaker 3: How is that getting caught? 89 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 5: Well? 90 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 3: I don't know. 91 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 4: Again, I don't know if she's actually stuck or if 92 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 4: this is some kind. 93 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 3: Of luring to actic. I see Oh no, no, god. 94 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 3: How long do you think she was actually up there? 95 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 4: I have no idea long enough to cause concern. 96 00:04:59,720 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 2: Ye. 97 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, she might still be up there right now. 98 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,560 Speaker 4: If someone sees a woman in a tree just called nine. 99 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, the bat is definitely dead. 100 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,040 Speaker 2: Yeah. 101 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:12,840 Speaker 4: I was just adopted a new family and is living 102 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 4: with birds. 103 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: Uh hey, uhi there from the road tavern last night. 104 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,680 Speaker 1: I'm just getting back to you on the you know, 105 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 1: the proposition, the you know from the other man. I'm sorry, 106 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 1: I've never been like a sugar dad before. I uh, 107 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't know if I'm saying it right. 108 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:38,839 Speaker 1: Is a sugar pop I don't. I don't remember exactly 109 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 1: what you called it, but I thought about it, you know, 110 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: keeping it one hundred like with my back problems. It 111 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:47,479 Speaker 1: sounds like it could be, honestly, like more trouble than 112 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,160 Speaker 1: it's worth. And I uh, don't get me wrong, Like 113 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,839 Speaker 1: I want to bring you to the bawling alley so 114 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,040 Speaker 1: like my friends can see. I don't know if they 115 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 1: believe me. So you like you could go to the 116 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,159 Speaker 1: pharmacy and back and maybe could pick up my prescription. 117 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,039 Speaker 1: That's cool. I can get you like my data person 118 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,720 Speaker 1: all that and does that sound fun? 119 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 4: Does that sound fun? 120 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:11,960 Speaker 1: Sugar Papa is so crip's like sugar Grandpa. 121 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:15,320 Speaker 4: I love that she trolled them, like honestly, she had 122 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,760 Speaker 4: no plans. She's like, totally you can. 123 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:20,600 Speaker 3: If I'm that girl, I would be living in regret 124 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:21,040 Speaker 3: right now. 125 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:23,280 Speaker 1: Will that sounds like the. 126 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,880 Speaker 3: Easiest sugar daddy job of all time. I have to 127 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 3: do is go pick up his meds and go to 128 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,360 Speaker 3: the bowling alley once a week. You don't have to 129 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,280 Speaker 3: do anything physical. 130 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 4: Men rich enough to be a sugar daddy, don't go 131 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 4: to the bowling alley. 132 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:33,440 Speaker 1: Cheff. 133 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:36,600 Speaker 3: No, yeah, where did they go, Brook, You, I don't know. 134 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,480 Speaker 2: But they have a yacht, they have something else. 135 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,719 Speaker 4: Something is happening bowling alley. 136 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: It's just downstairs. 137 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, in their own home. That could be the 138 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,159 Speaker 3: biggest regret though of the year. 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