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Speaker 1: it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to

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Speaker 1: another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast

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Speaker 1: where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy

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Speaker 1: you the listener have at home. It's your turn, bitch,

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Speaker 1: you get to to tell us stuff. And then we

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Speaker 1: cruising right along. You're you're like two episodes deep now,

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Speaker 1: I would say three men. I feel comfortable. I got

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Speaker 1: But I'm comfortable with you. I'm comfortable with the audience.

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Speaker 1: I've decided to take it back a little bit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: very glassy, and we appreciate it. We love we Hey,

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Speaker 1: we loved you ten Tomas down, but we also love you.

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Speaker 1: Uh with the heels on the ground. You know, I

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. I appreciate it. That's why I like being here.

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Speaker 1: So as you know, with the many episodes, we love

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Speaker 1: to read messages from our our our listeners, from from

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Speaker 1: the people who submit things to our our very popular email.

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Speaker 1: I cannot express enough how popular this email is. Scared

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Speaker 1: who who are very excited to share their their strange

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Speaker 1: the research that like, uh, somehow I'm perpetuating a a

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Speaker 1: remind them that I truly don't give a fuck. I

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Speaker 1: of course, thank you, Olivia. There are some people who

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Speaker 1: Oh that happens to me on Instagram. Sometimes it's like

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Speaker 1: it's always like an Indian guy like very good. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not mad at you, but please please be a

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Speaker 1: real person if you're gonna do Uh yeah, let's get

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Speaker 1: into it though. Yeah. So today's email comes from us,

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Speaker 1: or comes to us rather from a person named Christina.

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Speaker 1: Christina sent us an email simply titled when the Whites

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Speaker 1: Win or when the White winds. Excuse me, it's a

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Speaker 1: it in parts if there If at any point you

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Speaker 1: wanted to Jack, please do. But she says, uh, this

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Speaker 1: feel like I'm right. This is my attempt to platform

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Speaker 1: this conspiracy to the masses. Context. We eat. My partner

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Speaker 1: and I just watched the Kevin Samuel's episode of Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: We are both lighter skinned black people, not as yellow

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Speaker 1: as you, though, I take offense to that. Christina. I'll

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Speaker 1: then you'll be great, you know, after I kill you,

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Speaker 1: They're all very unkind to me. Well, nor do I, David,

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Speaker 1: She says, when you deny your blackness as a black person,

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Speaker 1: She says, Michael Jackson bleached his skin and he had

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Speaker 1: Don't funk with me. I'm blanket, motherfucking Jackson. Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: see so already already here, Christina, you're you're dropping elves.

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Speaker 1: Um and as always, you can follow me at Langston

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