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Speaker 1: Anyone listening has gone through their first home purchase, you know,

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Speaker 1: can be a really stressful situation.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you need a lot of money for that.

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Speaker 2: So I gave up, dude, And there's so much paperwork,

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Speaker 2: and maybe you won't get the house. Maybe we won't

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Speaker 2: get the house.

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Speaker 1: Especially tough when the mortgage company's dragging their feet on

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Speaker 1: it and it's coming down to the last day to

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Speaker 1: get everything all wrapped up.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, that's what happened to one guy.

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Speaker 1: He only had twenty four hours left to close on

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Speaker 1: his brand new house. Oh and thankfully his best friend

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Speaker 1: contacted us to prank, because you know who wouldn't want

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Speaker 1: an extremely distracted jose Bols in charge of your homemade.

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Speaker 2: I can help. I think you're gonna make him cry.

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Speaker 1: That's your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Another Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, hey, is this breast? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Who did Hi? My name's Grayson. I'm calling for mortgage.

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Speaker 2: Oh hi, Hi. I was going over your file, Brett,

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Speaker 2: and it looks like everything's in order on our end,

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Speaker 2: so good luck.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, Yeah, I was sorry, Like I was saying,

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Speaker 2: it looks like looks like we got all your documents.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna pass this on to the processor.

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Speaker 1: Ex give me. I'm sorry, what is that annoyed?

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Speaker 2: What say that again?

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Speaker 1: Something's going on in the background and you kind of

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Speaker 1: sound out of breath.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah that Oh yeah, what is that? It's

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Speaker 2: a little distracting. Yeah, I'm I'm working from home today.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to set againness world record for the most

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, the most amount of time hitting a ping

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Speaker 2: pong ball against the wall. What I know, it's pretty ambitious,

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Speaker 2: But you're in good hands. Don't worry. Wait a minute.

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Speaker 2: I've been using my other hand to check all your documents. No,

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Speaker 2: this is very important to me. This is gonna be

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Speaker 2: my first home purchase. I need you to double check everything.

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Speaker 2: And we are so proud of you here, thank you

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Speaker 2: for choosing. But no, I totally I checked everything. I

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Speaker 2: think I did what? No, you think I got it all?

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Speaker 2: This there's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: This is my first home and I need somebody that's

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Speaker 1: gonna give some attention to it.

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Speaker 2: Not somebody that's trying to.

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Speaker 1: Break a ping pong ball record.

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Speaker 2: That is idiotic. You're in luck, Brett, because you can

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Speaker 2: to the best guy here. And if anything goes wrong,

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Speaker 2: I can check it in fourteen hours and fifty three

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Speaker 2: minutes once I'm done with this fourteen hours. No, I

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Speaker 2: need I close on this house tomorrow. I need to

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Speaker 2: talk to somebody who can do this for me. Listen,

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Speaker 2: you have to trust me. I could totally do my job,

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Speaker 2: and also, in the meantime, I'm gonna crush a world

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Speaker 2: records at the same time. If anything, you should be impressed.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe what I'm hearing right now. I'm not impressed.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting kissed. To be totally honest. Well, are you

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Speaker 2: saying that I'm not doing my job because I am

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Speaker 2: I'm here?

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's kind of what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I need to speak with a supervisor or someone else,

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Speaker 2: or anyone else. Really. Oh no, no, Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: what is going on? I lost it? I lost it

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Speaker 2: because of you?

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Speaker 1: Are you your kiddians?

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Speaker 2: I couldn't keep focused. Why do you do that to

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Speaker 2: be friends? I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 1: You called me halfway through trying to set.

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Speaker 2: Some dumb world record when you should have been working

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Speaker 2: on my mortgage. Well you don't think I feel bad enough.

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Speaker 2: I just wasted the last nine minutes of my life.

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Speaker 1: You're only nine minutes into the record.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think maybe eight. Why would you call me

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Speaker 2: nine minutes in? Well? I got bored. What else am

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Speaker 2: I giving to do during a fifteen hour old record?

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Speaker 2: You could be working on my house? Okay, starting over? No, No,

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Speaker 2: don't start over? Well, how's it keep going? How else?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: How else? Can I tell you? This is a frame

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Speaker 2: phone call? Brent's idiot, what I lost it again?

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Speaker 1: Stops about one frank phone call, This brank phone call,

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Speaker 1: the one you're currently in.

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Speaker 2: Because this is actually Jose from Ratio show bricking Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Your buddy Darren set you up.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: He said you were super stressed. You're waiting on your

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Speaker 2: first ever mortgage to be accepted, so he knew you

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Speaker 2: were like prim and ready for a phone tap. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and it's stressful enough without talking to some idiot playing

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Speaker 2: ping pong. Dude, it's totally a sound effect, like I

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Speaker 2: can there it is. I was getting so angry. What dude,

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Speaker 2: you don't trust me. I can't do a mortgage in

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Speaker 2: one hand and crush them Ginn's records with another. You

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Speaker 2: have no faith my friend apparently not.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 2: Come join Ping Pong mortgage. Oh wait, I'm sorry, I'm

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Speaker 2: back up again. Can I call you back in fifteen hours? Brandon,

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Speaker 2: I'll just put you on hold, just down the line, okay.

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Speaker 2: Oh I think he hung up. Oh I missed the

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Speaker 2: ball again. What the heck? Wake up every morning with

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Speaker 2: phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning,