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Speaker 1: Nashville Bankers. There's nothing else on the bet besides NBA basketball,

419
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:16,000
Speaker 1: which takes a lot impossible. You just say, okay, he

420
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 1: looks like it's fun. You you look at it and

421
00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 1: you're like, all right, are you live betting it? Or

422
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:24,200
Speaker 1: before betting? I did before, because that's when you've lost

423
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,919
Speaker 1: your know. The odds already, the people, the odd makers

424
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,639
Speaker 1: already had Larsen at the beginning, and of course he

425
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:32,000
Speaker 1: was leading it at the very end. He was supposed

426
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 1: to win the damn thing until everyone decided just pass

427
00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:38,359
Speaker 1: the pick. Larsen is even money? How is no? No, no, no,

428
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 1: even the leader in NASCAR, because there's I don't know

429
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: what even the leader of NASCAR is plus eight hundred

430
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,119
Speaker 1: like that. But the fact that he's already on the

431
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,159
Speaker 1: board as the leader to Vegas, they know something that

432
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 1: I don't know. So sure en up and there he

433
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: is at the other rays leading the whole damn pact.

434
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,600
Speaker 1: But he wouldn't win it well because everyone just decided,

435
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,880
Speaker 1: did you live bet anything on the NASCAR? Okay, good,

436
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 1: then you don't have that big of a problem. I

437
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 1: was worried that, like, oh my god, my guys falling back.

438
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 1: Let me let me pick the number. Thirty two cars.

439
00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 1: Got a phone number. I need you to call it.

440
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: If you have quick thumbs, you can bet at round turn,

441
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 1: turn through. Now all bets are off after ten laps.

442
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,679
Speaker 1: How many laps did you actually watch? The last twenty

443
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 1: or maybe thirty? Oh my god? How long does that takes?

444
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 1: Thirty is pretty quick, about ten minutes. Okay, that's not bad.

445
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 1: But I know that if there's one of those races

446
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: where there's rex all the time, yes, that could last hours.

447
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: You got the volume up? Does it sound like a car? Yeah,

448
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 1: it's great. And you remember how it's telling me last

449
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 1: time how they all come and being like, uh, take

450
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,119
Speaker 1: turns to every commentator. All right, Jimmy, who you got, man,

451
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:46,880
Speaker 1: I'm looking at Joey Logan right now, and that twenty

452
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 1: two car, I'm telling you got a special engine on there.

453
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,280
Speaker 1: And then they go to the next guy, Claire, who

454
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 1: you got, Well, you know who I got? Bad case

455
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 1: Lawski Now that guy right there, and so that team

456
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 1: they know how to change a LUGU, so they all

457
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 1: do that. And then they had Dale Jr. And then

458
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,760
Speaker 1: all right, down who you got on this one? Well, ell,

459
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 1: since I am a regular here, I'm gonna go ahead

460
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 1: and pick two racers. And they're like, you can't do that.

461
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,920
Speaker 1: I mean it's almost like he did like a big

462
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: no no oh yeah. He's like, oh, I'm gonna pick

463
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 1: these two guys. Well, that ain't fair. We'll narrow that down.

464
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: Dale can win. You can't pick two, man, that that's

465
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 1: not that's like shaking bake. But those cars gonna have

466
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 1: sex with each other and finish at the same time. Dale, not,

467
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 1: you can't pick two. Then there's never a time, Dale,

468
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:29,960
Speaker 1: there is no time. Let me show you out. We

469
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 1: treat Arnold. I love it, dude, I love it. Well, alright,

470
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: no you don't love it. I do love it. You

471
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:41,560
Speaker 1: love twenty laps of it? Yeah? Okay? And I mean

472
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,439
Speaker 1: who enjoys watching a lot of people online? A lot

473
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,920
Speaker 1: of these people are our listeners are so happy. We

474
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: were talking NASCAR. They were like, yeah, because I mean,

475
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 1: do you consider a football fan a fan of Oh,

476
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: I will watch the last two minutes. I mean, we

477
00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 1: watch all the games. How are you gonna watch every

478
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: re snap of the game when you're watching twelve go

479
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:04,159
Speaker 1: on at the same time. But you've got it on.

480
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 1: But that's different. NASCAR only has one going on at

481
00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 1: one time, so you can watch the whole thing if

482
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Speaker 1: you're a fan and NASCAR we got. Me and my

483
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: wife were friends with the girl that worked at the

484
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Speaker 1: front of our apartment complex. She used to be in

485
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Speaker 1: the front lobby. Um, I can give you your follow

486
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Speaker 1: I I gotta think about it. But anyways, she's a

487
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 1: normal girl. Okay, so she looks like just a southern

488
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,919
Speaker 1: bell goes to college. We followed start following on Instagram.

489
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 1: Apparently she's obsessed with NASCAR, and she'll like post stuff.

490
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,720
Speaker 1: She'll be like, this really turns me on. I'm trying

491
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: to think with girl frisons. Yeah, she'll be like she'll

492
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 1: be like watching this, watching this cargo around the final turn. Man,

493
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: that's hot. And she's like trying to get an endorsement

494
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,400
Speaker 1: with bush Light. Like the girls apparently are really into

495
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 1: the NA especially if they're from Virginia Eastern Tennesse. Did

496
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Speaker 1: that Virginia? I mean, I haven't really said that stay

497
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Speaker 1: in a while is how she said it. Virgin West, Virginia,

498
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Speaker 1: East Tennessee. I'd say northern Alabama. That's of people that

499
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 1: are into racing. Femails too, man, I'll tell you, and

500
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 1: I'll hang up and listen on WHOA, what's that? A

501
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 1: virus warning? The virus warning on my button? Bar, I'll

502
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 1: hang up and listen. All right, team snacks man, let

503
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 1: me tell you my my my oldest son, baby box

504
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 1: one is so we're owing two on the season, gotting

505
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 1: crushed both games. My parents are coming to town, my

506
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 1: sister and she's bringing her three kids here. So always

507
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: right here. I understand all week looking at him all week. Baby,

508
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: you'd be careful what you wish for? Oh my god.

509
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 1: So all week he's talking about, oh, you know, my

510
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: cousins watching me play soccer. Granny and Grandpa go watch

511
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 1: me play soccer, play soccer. I'm talking all about it.

512
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: Night before he's telling Grandpa soccer tomorrow, soccer tomorrow, soccer tomorrow.

513
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: The morning got he wakes up, he goes, we go

514
00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: play soccer today, and we gonna play soccer today. Yes, yes, yes,

515
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 1: we're so excited about it. Team Snacks going for our

516
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: first victory again. We get the cleats on, we get

517
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,920
Speaker 1: the shin guards on, we get the socks on, we

518
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: get the jerseys on. Just don't say Snacks. Yes, Snacks

519
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 1: is making you spit. And he gets well, it's all right,

520
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: let's add to the car and he sits down. I

521
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: don't want to go. Why not? I'm like, what do

522
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: you mean? I don't want to play soccer? But he've

523
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: been saying talking about it all weeks, all week, and

524
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 1: he starts to cry maybe it's you, And I'm like,

525
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,880
Speaker 1: I want your coach, I said, I want to play

526
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,439
Speaker 1: the Snacks name. It sounds like deebo. I said, man, well,

527
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: what what's wrong here? He's like, no, I don't want

528
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,000
Speaker 1: to go. I don't I don't want to play. I

529
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: don't want to play soccer sounds like his dad. And

530
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: I said, you're gonna get in the car and we're

531
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,040
Speaker 1: going to the game. And so then I said, and

532
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: I was like, I thought you were excited about your

533
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: cousins and granny and grandpa going to watch you play. No,

534
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: I don't want Finally I was like, come on, man,

535
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: like they're really okay, let's go. And then he gets

536
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: in the car. I'm hungry. Team snacks. Here we go.

537
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 1: So we get to the field and we're looking good.

538
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: Everybody's you know, we show up, the team is excited,

539
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: uniforms all clean, uniforms all clean, and you know, I

540
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,439
Speaker 1: guess who the team playing before us was the big dogs.

541
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: I got to see Gus and my dad. First thing

542
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,959
Speaker 1: he said goes that Gus kids good. Oh yeah, they

543
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: saw you're talking about Nashville MLS team was Gus. Gus

544
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: was about a head toller and everybody, how old is guys?

545
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: I mean, Gus dominant. He is by far the MVP

546
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,479
Speaker 1: of the league. Because there's no if, no no if,

547
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: there is no injury. The rest of the season Gus

548
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: is gonna win the MVP. Absolutely, He's got the scoring title.

549
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: He's definitely got the scoring title wrapped up already. And

550
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 1: those kids don't get injured. They're like they bounce off

551
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:53,959
Speaker 1: of everything. Sure, if there's a Middleton or a Devon

552
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: Book or type injury, then barring that exactly. I mean

553
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,479
Speaker 1: you always said Lamar Jackson never gets hurt. Of Tom,

554
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 1: everybody gets hurt. So but I will say this coach

555
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: never sets Gus out. I'm like, how bad do you

556
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: want to beat them? They're just three year old. They're

557
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: crushing teams. Gust just keeps going and going trophy at

558
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: the end of the season. Really, yeah, how do they

559
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:20,240
Speaker 1: know who's keeping score? I don't want the refs that

560
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: are twelve years old. We didn't have a ref. No,

561
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: no way they're keeping score, just being vaster scoring. Us

562
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 1: kid was NonStop. Well, I'll tell you, And I was

563
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: telling screw Gus. No. I was telling Lunch, you need

564
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 1: one kid on your team and a personality and the

565
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: rest will follow. If you're all be no, if you're

566
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 1: allows followers and there's no one to lead, then you

567
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: you just I mean some say that they're all followers.

568
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 1: Except the coach. So you lead what the coaches teaching.

569
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: So we show so Gus I felt better about our

570
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 1: team after watching Gusts dominate this other team. I was like,

571
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 1: maybe we're not as bad as we thought. The big dogs,

572
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: the big dogs, they're dominating again. Okay, so we go

573
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: out on the field, we're getting ready the other team

574
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: and they look about they have more than Gus. There

575
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 1: are some other good players. You just didn't do a

576
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: good job recruiting. You need to get on that recruiting trail.

577
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 1: I told him he needs to go a harder core

578
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: daycare because most of these kids are from the daycare.

579
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: I had to pick my son. Is Gus ever going

580
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 1: to get in the transferportal? I don't know. I've already

581
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: offered him. I was like, hey, man, you want to

582
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: come over here and dude, I can get you some

583
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: heck of snacks and get you want to sign a

584
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: pudding deal? I was like, listen and I will give

585
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: you all the oranges you want, yeah, and all the

586
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: pouches you want. No questions asked if you just signed

587
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: up for our team. Parents are like come on, signs,

588
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,520
Speaker 1: come on. They're like, they gave us a bike over here,

589
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 1: and I can't. I can't afford a bike for you. Sorry, Gus.

590
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: But so anyway, we we we get out there and

591
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, are the game is gonna start? And usually

592
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: I can't get any kids on the field. This time

593
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 1: I had eight on the field to start the game

594
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: when you're supposed to have five. Still illegal, Yeah, And

595
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: I told the other coach. I was like, I'm sorry,

596
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm trying it, and he was like, hey, man, I'm

597
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: fine with it. It's cool. It's no big deal. Eight

598
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: on five and on fine. But did the other team

599
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: have five? Yeah, they had five. Of course the other

600
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: team's instructive. Of course, the other team's coach knows how

601
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: to control his players. So no, he's just happy to

602
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: get eight five on the I was just happy to

603
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: find the field and I tried to get three to

604
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: go off. They wouldn't go off. Fine, whatever, But I

605
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: will say Malcolm, who did not touch the field the

606
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: first two games, was out there to start the game.

607
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: I don't know he he he refused to wear his

608
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: shin guards are cleats, but he was out they Well,

609
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: we get to that in the later. You have shoes

610
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: on a deep teas on the soccer. He's out there,

611
00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: he played. I'm not sure your cleats are as vential

612
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: for three year olds. No, they're they're really not. It

613
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: was just there, some of them barefoot and some of

614
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: them in fliplop. No, some people are holding stuffed animals.

615
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 1: One girl on our team was wearing her holding her

616
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: tennis shoes with surfrise. I don't think we're making any

617
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: big Surfice put it on its Suffice put on the list.

618
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:21,320
Speaker 1: He tried anyway. So we come out in the in

619
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: the first minute, we get the ball down on their end,

620
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: their team kicks in their goal. We're up one nothing.

621
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: That doesn't count. It doesn't one nothing else. It doesn't

622
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: in that league. It's not It doesn't count. What are

623
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: you talking about? It doesn't count. How does it not count?

624
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: Three olds don't know what they're doing, and they scored

625
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: their own goal. It's void. Don't ruin myself. It's zero zero, coach. Now,

626
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 1: they still took it. They took it to midfield and

627
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: kicked off, so it was one nothing. Do you agree

628
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: with that? Yeah? Remember that time that I got killed

629
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: in Columbia for doing that. But that was the only

630
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: reason got killed, right, No, that was a reason. Okay, anyway, Yeah,

631
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: because he's scored in the US. Columbia, the country he scored.

632
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: He scored against his own team. No, No, I know

633
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: for the US though. That's what I'm saying. In the

634
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: World Cup anyway. So it's one nothing US, and I'm like,

635
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: here we go, this is us, this is our game.

636
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: Are you saying this to the kids in your head?

637
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: Are you just saving that for the podcast? No, I'm

638
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: telling all right, guys, were up one nothing, Here we go,

639
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: let's go, let's go, let's go. You're doing like a

640
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: little what nothing is. And then but of this, of

641
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,840
Speaker 1: those eight people that started, my son was not one

642
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: of them. He went and sat with grandpa and putting

643
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: He put flowers in Grandpa's hair and sat over there

644
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: and sat over there and sat over there. We were

645
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: doing our sixties moment, flower power. Other team zero snacks one.

646
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,959
Speaker 1: You're tell me Grandpa wouldn't help me in this. Now

647
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 1: he's just sitting over there in the shade, letting the

648
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 1: kids climb on him. And then another team goal, tie

649
00:33:52,240 --> 00:34:02,959
Speaker 1: game goal, losing goal, goal gold, how much Coulton, another

650
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: team just killing everybody? Halton Colton just crushing. He's Calton

651
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: is better than Gus. No no, no, no no no

652
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,800
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no, no one is

653
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: better than Gus. I am telling you your if you

654
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: meet up and check your schedule, see if you play

655
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:20,359
Speaker 1: the big dogs and you better better. Yes, you better

656
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: put Gus on him? Are you better put three people

657
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: on Gus? Because there's my boy on Gus. Don't you'll

658
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 1: take him out? Okay? So I mean they just keep

659
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: scoring and scoring and scoring. And then finally I hear

660
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 1: my dad, hey, baby box is coming out and he

661
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: comes running out there. I'm like, what's up? What's game

662
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: is over? That first half? We're almost the first we're

663
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: almost a half time. Now, we're probably down nine, and

664
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,720
Speaker 1: it's cool. Whatever. We go to half, we got one goal. Cool.

665
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: We come back out in the second half. And then

666
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: my two year old decides he wants to play, but

667
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: he's not. He's not in the league. He's running around

668
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: and he's just shirt in. The other coaches like, oh wha,

669
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 1: stop the game. Whose kid is this? Whose kid is this?

670
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: I was like, he's mine. He goes okay, keep playing,

671
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 1: keep playing. So he let him stay on. The coach

672
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 1: was pretty cool. He understood it. Sounds like he really

673
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:12,400
Speaker 1: didn't give a crap about anything. No, he didn't. You know,

674
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: he didn't throw the ball hit me in the face

675
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 1: one time on purpose? So the baby box made it in. Yeah,

676
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: baby box, do you want to know how I got

677
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,799
Speaker 1: hold on? Not baby baby Box, wait until the end

678
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: of the game. Didn't find out. I didn't know this.

679
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: Thanks for the deep so hey, second half, he's like, hey,

680
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: do you want to switch sides? I was like, He goes,

681
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: I think it's a little more downhill for you if

682
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 1: you switch sides. I was like, not, doesn't matter. He goes, Okay,

683
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: you don't know how to read a hill. What do

684
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: you mean take the downhill because the ball could just

685
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: roll in on its own. You're right, we should have.

686
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 1: But anyway, they keep scoring and scoring and scoring, so

687
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: he's starting to feel sorry for us. At one point,

688
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: the ball goes out of bounds and I'm like, all right,

689
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: who's gonna thought the only people on the field. I

690
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: have one girl and my two year old, and I

691
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,640
Speaker 1: kicked it on the oncoming traffic and killed the person.

692
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 1: What happened to baby Box one? He went back to

693
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: get a he was hot. More flowers needed some water.

694
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,479
Speaker 1: If he played both halves, though he did play both halves,

695
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: and so some you know, not if one person says

696
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: they need a drink of water, they all need a

697
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 1: drink of water. On let me ask you this, water boy.

698
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: If the ball ever comes near you, do you consider kicking? Yes?

699
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:22,439
Speaker 1: I do consider stuff. I have considered blocking a couple

700
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 1: of goals just to save our team, the embarrassment of

701
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:29,879
Speaker 1: giving up so many gold. There there was a time

702
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 1: their parents don't pay anything, they don't care. There was thinking.

703
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: There was a time that we had two people standing

704
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: in the goal, the two best friends, um, and they

705
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 1: blocked a couple It was pretty nice. They were just

706
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: talking though, Yeah, they were just talking. Had no idea

707
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: they were going to kick the ball. Goals aren't very big,

708
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 1: and they just there and they're kind of holding hands,

709
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: talking and they blocked a couple of times. Not two

710
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,280
Speaker 1: girls and the car pulled to the game together because

711
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: one wasn't gonna make it. She's like, I'll pick you up,

712
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 1: and she wouldn't picked her up. That's great. So then

713
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 1: the coach is feeling bad for us. So when we

714
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 1: kick off, he would pull his team to the sideline

715
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: and have a huddle and give us a chance to

716
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: go down and score. And then when we get close

717
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: to the goal, he'd like, all right, him, go go go, guys.

718
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: One time he told him he didn't even have him

719
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: go go go. He just sat there. You know, you guys,

720
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: stay over here, stay over here, and we still didn't score.

721
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes with the Preds, they miss yeah, because they're on

722
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: the other side of the court. Literally, he would would

723
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: your last Preds game last year, threshing up before you

724
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: get the bad wagon. So anyway, they would pull him

725
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: to the side, and we still couldn't score. The only

726
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 1: goal we scored the entire game was when their person

727
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: kicked it in in the first minute. And then but

728
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 1: they I will give this coach credit. He pulled Colton back.

729
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: He wouldn't let Colton go score and he would let

730
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,479
Speaker 1: other people. And one girl on their team hadn't scored

731
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: all year. She scored, and then she scored four, like

732
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 1: three in a row, and she he looked at the

733
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: family and goes, I just had to break the ice.

734
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 1: Got that first one, and then the floodgates opened. And

735
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: after the game we lose probably to one, and he

736
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: that didn't count, No, it counted but I will give

737
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: them credit. This coach understood it. This is what I've

738
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 1: been waiting for all seasons is the tunnel. We did

739
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,919
Speaker 1: the tunnel for the kids and both sets up parents

740
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: got the tunnel, so they had a big tunnel to

741
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: run through. And then afterwards he walked up, patted me

742
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: on the back and goes and he no, he goes,

743
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 1: he touched the p and he said, hey, man, I

744
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 1: feel you. I've been there before. You want to go camping?

745
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: And that is the end of it. That was the

746
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: end of the game. One we lost, and I come

747
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: to find out the only reason baby Box got on

748
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: the field is because of Toolbox. How I did it?

749
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 1: What you do? First off, I said, we're sitting there

750
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 1: and I go, hey, let's go over there and on

751
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: the sidelines sort of you tell me what's going on.

752
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: So I'm kneeling down and he's standing next to me

753
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: and stuff, and he goes, I want blueberry yogurt. We

754
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 1: go said there's a snack. That's a snack. Well, we

755
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: we brought a cooler snack and so we got it

756
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 1: out of the car. We just set it on the

757
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: front porch and all the kids have been going in

758
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: grabbing and that's been his favorite things. They're grabbing some

759
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: cors so I said, okay, well we can have some

760
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: blueberry yogurt we get home. It's at home, I said,

761
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:48,399
Speaker 1: but you gotta play in the game first. Genius. There

762
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: he goes into the game. What a bargaining, no idea.

763
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: I thought he just got inspired to finally play soccer,

764
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: And it turns out he was inspired for the blueberry going.

765
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: He wanted yogurt. That's it. I will give credit to

766
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,919
Speaker 1: my two. Like and I. We're out there running around.

767
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, get the ball, kick the ball, kick the ball.

768
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: Because the other teams trying to score. I was like,

769
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: baby box kicking kicking goes, I don't want to Okay, cool,

770
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: and then one girl zam, it's too hot. I agree

771
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: with it. It was hot, but guys, the other team

772
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 1: didn't deploying. They kept playing. What about Malcolm. Malcolm played

773
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 1: the entire game. Entire game. Well, I'm not sure. Did

774
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 1: they have subs? I have no idea. Well, it's even

775
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: worse than than didn't know. They just dominant it. We're

776
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 1: bad oh and three and we have been out school.

777
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 1: I will say I wouldn't I want to see a

778
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 1: team they beat tool Box. Let me ask you this.

779
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 1: You were there, you saw it in the flesh, Like,

780
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:51,800
Speaker 1: how can your son get this team together? Like? What

781
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: is he not doing? There's three years bullshit because all

782
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: the other parents can control their teams. Well, he don't know.

783
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: They weren't going crazy or they just aren't as aggressive

784
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 1: as other kids. And as as a grandparent, now I

785
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: see see, I'm not trying to be personal here. Let's

786
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: stick to sports. Let's stick to sports. How is your

787
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: son gonna make this team better? Because right now they

788
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 1: don't know what they're doing, and they're looking for their

789
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: they're looking to their coaches show them how to win

790
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: this game. And if you're gonna have to go recruit

791
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: other players because there's nothing you can do. But how

792
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: do I keep five people on the field on? Let

793
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:38,439
Speaker 1: me tell you if as a kid, you're at home

794
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: three years old, you're taking toys from your brother, what

795
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: do the parents say, don't you gotta share? You gotta

796
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 1: give it. You can't do that, you can't hit, you

797
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: can't do this. Then you go, okay, put this jersey on,

798
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: put these spikes on. You go out to a field

799
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: and you go kill that mfor you tell that and

800
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: how it works. That could be the problem. Coach, are

801
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 1: you telling you every one of you tell your players

802
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 1: go kill those m F how many kills you guys

803
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 1: have today's game? One of my my girls, Cassandra, she

804
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: usually plays pretty you know, she gets out there and

805
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 1: plays a little bit. This week, Grandma and Grandpa at

806
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 1: the game, and she would not play unless she was

807
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 1: holding grandma's hand, so grandma was on the field. I'm

808
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: just telling you he's gonna have to go to a

809
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 1: little bit rougher day's care because that's what the other

810
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: teams have. Well, I mean, I'm sure that. I I

811
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: don't know how you drafted teams, but I can tell

812
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: you they have. They have either they're four years old

813
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: or they are a different gene pool. Listen, I'm getting

814
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,240
Speaker 1: what Grandpa's putting down. You're gonna have to go across

815
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: the tracks. It was, it was. What was My question

816
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: is was it worse than you had heard on the podcast?

817
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 1: Did you think, okay that he's over exactly? Well? Yeah,

818
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: because I I mean I saw eight people out there.

819
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 1: I was expecting two people playing. But there was a

820
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:12,959
Speaker 1: point when there you're not going to score a goal.

821
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 1: I can tell that. Well. I have my granddaughter and

822
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: older grandson. They played daughter. No, my sister's daughter. You

823
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 1: got kids with another chick. He has two older brothers.

824
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 1: They're in high school. Batters boxes kids. He is very aggressive.

825
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 1: He would go out and score goals. My granddaughter, they're

826
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: on the same team. She would run up and stop

827
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: in front of the ball and like, okay, you can,

828
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: you can have it. I don't want. It's just different kids.

829
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: The way it is. They're a different person. So are

830
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: we thinking, like, is there hope for baby Box or

831
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: is this like is this what can I can expect

832
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: him in a soccer career? Oh, he's three years old.

833
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: Who knows? I mean, Gus is going to be a

834
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:12,359
Speaker 1: player maybe, I mean up until a certain point. Yes,

835
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 1: he is going to be a player. Puberty evens out

836
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: everything I coached as kids. This one kid was faring

837
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 1: above better than everybody else. But he had he'd gone

838
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: through puberty a lot earlier than the rest of them.

839
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 1: By the time the other kids got through puberty, he's

840
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,399
Speaker 1: sort of they caught up a little bit. You're talking

841
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: about lunch Bug. No, No, definitely not. I was late

842
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:43,880
Speaker 1: until Jeremy was Jeremy. Here's the thing, but Jeremy. But

843
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: also Jeremy picked the wrong sport. Yes, he thought he

844
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: was going to play football and he was not because

845
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 1: where the girls were. Yes, and he should have been

846
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 1: done soccer or baseball. He was a stud. I didn't

847
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 1: know how to use your stick. No, I mean seriously,

848
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: that's that's the only problem is he You guys would

849
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: tell him that. You can't tell him. You don't tell him.

850
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 1: You pick what he loves. You let him do what

851
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: he wants. But he picked football, and he was just

852
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: too small for football. I mean he was full grown

853
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 1: at he was about five nine, fast, this whole conversation fast, strong,

854
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: and just well that's that's the way you knew he

855
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: had man muscles. Okay, let's let's move on. He No,

856
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 1: he did, he had man, he had muscles. Man he

857
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 1: was did You wouldn't know anybody that Keith coach him? No?

858
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 1: Why why do you have that? Well? You have like

859
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 1: Keith hang around your kid? Honestly, is the real question. Yes, yeah,

860
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: would ess I would, But I gotta be there, I

861
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: guarantee you would. Did you hear what he said? I

862
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: gotta be there? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I he's one of

863
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,479
Speaker 1: those dads. He's a good dude. Hey, but Keith calling

864
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: my dad yesterday? He did call yesterday and I answered.

865
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: He's like, kid, are you over your dad? And I

866
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,879
Speaker 1: was like, no, he's over here. Oh kid, And I said,

867
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:13,919
Speaker 1: what are you What do you just talking? He goes, kid,

868
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: I'm just calling to No. He's like, I don't know

869
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: if I ever called him. I don't know if I

870
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:24,399
Speaker 1: ever called him to say congratulations about the Kansas. He goes, kid,

871
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be a bad sport. And

872
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: I said, oh, so you'll call him and say congratulation,

873
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: but I gotta call you to get my He's a

874
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: North Carolina and he goes, kid, get quick. But and

875
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,920
Speaker 1: I was like, here, let me talk to your dad.

876
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: And I guess he had already called my dad before

877
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 1: and said congratulations about it. I'll tell you what. He

878
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,319
Speaker 1: was a very good coach Christmas. I mean, you may

879
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 1: not have learned skills, but as far as having fun,

880
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 1: just fun, he was a better coach than lunch. Oh

881
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 1: he didn't coach three year olds. I don't know how

882
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: he would have been with coach. Are you gonna stick

883
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: with it? I think you're better than three year olds.

884
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: Three year olds, that's just a baby. But if he jumps,

885
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: he's coaching kids that aren't his. The only reason he's

886
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 1: coaching his kids, do you think kid did? That's none

887
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:18,479
Speaker 1: of them were mine kids. They're all my kids, that's true,

888
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:22,439
Speaker 1: they were all his. That's not that's not a lie.

889
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 1: You gotta believe that. I mean, because you get you

890
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: run into problem. Okay, how many of you never talked

891
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 1: to any year old coaches? I can guarantee you of

892
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 1: the kids he coached over the years, and I mean

893
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 1: he coached basketball and baseball still talk to him to

894
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: this day. That's a pretty good track. It's really good.

895
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: So like who who what? Who? Who? Who did he coach? Nobody? Okay,

896
00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: noteworthy player? Here? He tell you Chris Bryant he coached Okay,

897
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: I will tell you Buxton, a kid named Chris. What

898
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 1: about that? Jeremy and his daughter now is the starting

899
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: shortstop for the L s U Tigers, and she played

900
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,880
Speaker 1: for Team Team USA a lot. She's she's a baller.

901
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: But but he didn't coach her. He coached her brother,

902
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:27,479
Speaker 1: her dad, her dad, Yeah, and her dad her brother.

903
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: And he must have been really young then when he

904
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 1: coached her dad's he was older than Yeah, her dad

905
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:39,040
Speaker 1: is probably forty. Yeah, and Keith still talks to her dad.

906
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And then I mean, you ever turned on

907
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: L s U softball? Taylor Plasant bombs, She's unreal. And

908
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 1: he was a good player? Who Keith Chris player? How

909
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: did you guys meet? No, I'll tell you the story,

910
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: keep it under ten minutes. Okay, we were we played

911
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: out about Coney's and he was coaching a Minor A

912
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: team and they were in the playoffs and I was

913
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: just sitting there watching before you had kids. No, No,

914
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 1: my brother was in Minor B. My brother was going

915
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: up to Minor SON. So minor he was. He was

916
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: going to be in Minor A. Matter here yea batter's

917
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: box was gonna be a Minor A. So he was

918
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: Minor B. He was done with this season. He's going

919
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: to move up to Minor A because of age. Well, yeah,

920
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: because he could still play. If he wasn't picked as

921
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: a ten year old, you can still play minor Did

922
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,440
Speaker 1: he have a beard? Then? Anyway, we're watching the playoffs

923
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 1: and Keith was in the playoffs against another team and

924
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 1: I and I'm watching and their team is all right,

925
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 1: go ahead, you tell us you can't interrupt him. I

926
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: not used to be in gran Grandpa, grandpa. Yeah, we

927
00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: act like we're the grandkids. Anyway, we can smoke. They

928
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 1: were having fun and it's a tight game. All of

929
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:17,719
Speaker 1: a sudden, the catcher jumps up throws that makes it

930
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,799
Speaker 1: throw to first base. And I'm sitting there going trying

931
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,439
Speaker 1: to pick off the runner who got off the base

932
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: too far. Yeah, and I'm sitting there going. No other

933
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 1: coaches gonna let these kids do this. I I like

934
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 1: that he let them play. And I went up after

935
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: the game and I just said, hey, I really enjoyed

936
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 1: your the way your team played. Blah blah blah. Next year,

937
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: my son's coming up, you know, take a look at him.

938
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,399
Speaker 1: And then what did he say? Okay, kid? And here's

939
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: the funny part. How does keep he called you kid?

940
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:52,719
Speaker 1: Back then to oh here, here's the funny part. How

941
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: does he remember that? Eight months later right that little conversation,

942
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:00,840
Speaker 1: sees my brother and try and draft him with his

943
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: first pick. But he was the number one pick they did.

944
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: He was pretty good. My brothers battles box is good

945
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 1: at baseball. Yeah, but he was good. He played in college.

946
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 1: He played in college. He wasn't a three star, but

947
00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:21,440
Speaker 1: Concordia that's comparable to where they used to be. Right

948
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: at thirty five. Yeah, he went D three. They went

949
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: to the College World Series. Did he play Yeah? How fast?

950
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,319
Speaker 1: How fast you throw it? No? He slow, He was junk.

951
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 1: He was a slow knuckleball. He played, but he curved

952
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: like he was. He still curved today. Well, I don't

953
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 1: know if his arm would hold up. I don't know.

954
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: I don't know about now. Who taught him how to

955
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: throw the curve? You kids, I will tell you to

956
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: tell him to put a years old. And I drew

957
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: a box on the garage wall, and I would come

958
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: home from work and he would be out there pitching

959
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: with a tennis ball, throwing against the garage every day,

960
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:03,120
Speaker 1: every day. And he knew the Royals line up so

961
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: they would be playing, so he went through the batting order.

962
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: I mean, he just like he liked baseball. Must be nice.

963
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:14,400
Speaker 1: I couldn't throw against the garage. Get yelled at Raymond,

964
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 1: but that's that's what it takes. But part of his

965
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 1: success came from no teeth Keith. It all started there.

966
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 1: Keith did not know how to teach fundamental. I mean, yes,

967
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: defensively he was very good hitting. No pitching, No, but

968
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 1: he taught the enjoyment of playing, and that's Did that

969
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 1: equate to wins? Yes, they would win. They That's what's

970
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: weird about keith. They were in the championship a lot.

971
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: Because I think the more fun you have is the

972
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: better off the kids, the more relaxed the kids play.

973
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: When you have pressure cooker coaches that are yelling at

974
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: you all the time, the pressure because that, yeah, I'm

975
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: a CARDI kind of snacks. There's no pressure cooking there. No,

976
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: I's trying I try to put pressure. I tried to.

977
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: What about you? You wanted you get drafted first two?

978
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: Baseball sucked? Sucked? How did you talk Keithan to getting

979
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 1: him on the team? He didn't just one all Star game?

980
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,400
Speaker 1: Just one at one star league? Oh you never? He

981
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: never coached you, just that's it. No, I wasn't good enough.

982
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: That's terrible, basic, Sorry kid, kid, and baseball man, let

983
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: me tell you baseball. Hey, baseball was slow man, it

984
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: was too slow for you. Well, I wasn't good at

985
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: it and it was just too slon and tell me

986
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: would he like standing around? No? No, not really so.

987
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 1: I mean, but I'd go to the ballpark every night,

988
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: hang out friends and watch games and drink. But you

989
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:50,439
Speaker 1: watch baseball and TV now, which makes no sense. Yeah,

990
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: I absolutely do. I like it. I can't do that.

991
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: I watch a couple innings, but I can't. They need

992
00:53:56,120 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 1: to shorten those games to about four innings in an hour.

993
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: All right, there we go. Would like that? Yeah, I mean,

994
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 1: how about the Yankees? What a bound of trash as

995
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 1: people trash trash fans throwing trash at the players. Because

996
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:14,920
Speaker 1: the Yankees win in a walk off and base hit

997
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:20,400
Speaker 1: in New York and glabor Torres, who I guess signed

998
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: with the Guardian Who did they? I don't know who.

999
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,240
Speaker 1: They threw the trash at someone. They threw some trash

1000
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:33,879
Speaker 1: at the Indians and edit that part out the Guardians

1001
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: of the Guardians they started. That is the weirdest name

1002
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,800
Speaker 1: I have, the Guardians of the Galaxy. Like, hell, is that?

1003
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 1: What's next? You're gonna refer reference to the Redskins. Oh,

1004
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 1: you don't do that, I was about to. So they

1005
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:52,200
Speaker 1: win and the Yankees fans start throwing trash at the

1006
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 1: Guardians outfielder. Why somebody said that the waist bins were full.

1007
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: What does that? Why would that? That's where he would

1008
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 1: have hit The player went up into the crowd, does something?

1009
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: They were yelling at him. He got mad, so then

1010
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,360
Speaker 1: he jumped up into the stands and when the fans

1011
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:15,399
Speaker 1: made this little symbol, what's that means? This female part

1012
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 1: in his face. But the Indians were winning that You've

1013
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: probably never seen a lot of that the Guardians. The

1014
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,359
Speaker 1: Guardians were in the lead the whole game, and then

1015
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,399
Speaker 1: the Yankees took the lead. And that's when they threw

1016
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: the trash and then all the all the Yankees had

1017
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:34,399
Speaker 1: to run out there to clean it up and yell

1018
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: at them like what the hell are you doing? Like

1019
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 1: Judge was picking up all the water aquafina bottles and

1020
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:42,879
Speaker 1: throwing recycled of course. And Miles Straw was the outfit

1021
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: that was climbing the fence to confront the fans. And

1022
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 1: see that's where I haven't. I'm okay, okay, fight them.

1023
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,399
Speaker 1: Well I don't know about climbing exactly. Okay, So you're

1024
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 1: okay with him just throwing things and you can do nothing.

1025
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 1: Just get away, go away home. You have a whole field.

1026
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: Go run away. Now, Basketball if you're sitting there throwing

1027
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: and hitting me, then I might have then go for

1028
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 1: its different. Yeah, or if you're you know, in my face.

1029
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:12,360
Speaker 1: But if someone's yelling at not climb a wall, but

1030
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:15,080
Speaker 1: just go in the dugout toolboxes someone. If you're on

1031
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: the court and someone's yelling at you, and obviously you

1032
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: can hear them, they're twenty ft away from you, you suck. Yeah,

1033
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 1: your mom sucks too, Kyree, So would you would you

1034
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 1: just go snapping him and go walk to me? Like,

1035
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 1: what's your problem? Said? I might, Uh, I might do

1036
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:34,480
Speaker 1: the kyrie just get my finger and yeah that's fine. No, yeah,

1037
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 1: you get fine. Would you go? I'd rather pay forty

1038
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: dollars tod to go chump chain then just give him

1039
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: the finger, right, If you're gonna get fifty thousand, you

1040
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 1: might as well punch him in the face. I mean,

1041
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: if you've got molice at the palace, you might as

1042
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 1: well just go. But I had no problem with the

1043
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:56,440
Speaker 1: mouth of the well. They threw drinks off him in

1044
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 1: the face, Like what do you want him to do?

1045
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 1: If you're anywhere and someone hit you to drink, you're

1046
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:02,320
Speaker 1: not gonna be like, okay, cool, I was like to

1047
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,640
Speaker 1: say if someone if you're up on when you're up

1048
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,239
Speaker 1: on stage. No, he told me he would just points

1049
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 1: get rid of them. Yeah it was one person, I'd say, hey,

1050
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,319
Speaker 1: get rid of that guy. What if it's five people?

1051
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: Who wins there? Him or me? God? Yeah, if you're

1052
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 1: not being heckled the whole time? Right, And here's the thing.

1053
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 1: Every night they hear it every night, and so sometimes

1054
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 1: you cross the line. You had it. Sometimes you're just yeah,

1055
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:31,360
Speaker 1: that's what I mean. You had a bat day. You

1056
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:36,240
Speaker 1: had I mean, it's just compared to your kids. They

1057
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: act a certain way four days in a row, and

1058
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: on the fourth day you're like, okay, where's the belt,

1059
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 1: where's the frying pan? Where where's the switch? Okay, well

1060
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: there's Adrian Peterson. What's the difference between going in the

1061
00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: stands or grabbing the belt? I mean, for three days

1062
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,200
Speaker 1: it was fine, but that fourth day it's different. It's

1063
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: not even the same guy though. It's not even the

1064
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 1: same day every game. Basically it is saying the same

1065
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 1: it's not it's different people. Okay, but what if it's

1066
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: at stadium and the last three times you've been and

1067
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,960
Speaker 1: you can take it out in the fourth no, no, no, no,

1068
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 1: Let's say the last three games you've played in Oklahoma City,

1069
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:29,680
Speaker 1: that same guys there. With anything in general, I was

1070
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 1: staying because basketball is more the fans are more personal.

1071
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 1: I mean, if a guy's up in the bleachers, say

1072
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: whatever you want, no lunchboxes, and you can go up

1073
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 1: on the bleachers and okay. Well, if they start they

1074
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: start throwing things, I mean yes, absolutely if maybe if

1075
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 1: they hit me, But if they're just throwing things, just

1076
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 1: walk away, getting the dug out and say, yeah, you

1077
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 1: know how far the players are from the fans. If

1078
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,320
Speaker 1: they don't hit you, just go the other lesson exactly,

1079
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 1: even basketball, Like somebody throws a drink, I mean, all right,

1080
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: get out of here. I'm out. Well, you're hope it's

1081
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:04,360
Speaker 1: a drink. What do you is a bowling ball? I

1082
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:09,640
Speaker 1: mean that's what they go to a soccer game. They throw.

1083
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:12,560
Speaker 1: Oh that's different. What if they hit you a piss

1084
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: you fight? I mean you smell piss. If they hit

1085
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 1: you with a cup full of piss, No, I make

1086
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 1: sure that dude's gone. I wouldn't fight them. I wouldn't

1087
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,680
Speaker 1: fight him. I'm gonna pour a piss bottle on your head. Right,

1088
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 1: But if your kid does something wrong, you pull out

1089
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,720
Speaker 1: the bell four days in a row. No, no, but

1090
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 1: four days you're okay with okay, all right, that's a

1091
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 1: different dudes, I disagree. Every time I go to Oklahama City,

1092
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: that same guy in row two is the one yelling stuff.

1093
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 1: The fourth time I've been to Oklahoma City, I'm gonna

1094
00:59:42,560 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 1: go I'm tired of this guy. But what was that?

1095
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,160
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? They used to go to the austin

1096
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 1: his buddy and they would sit there for the guy

1097
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 1: in the penalty box and just between you guys. Well,

1098
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: here's the thing they couldn't get. One time, they did

1099
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: come over the glass at us. So we we snuck

1100
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,720
Speaker 1: down to the expensive that I guess expensive seats whatever,

1101
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 1: right right next to the bench, right the posing bench.

1102
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 1: And so it's during warmups and the backup goalies sitting

1103
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 1: there and my buddy Aaron is yelling at him, yelling

1104
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 1: at him, yelling at what, hey, dude, I own you're

1105
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,840
Speaker 1: about you know, just whatever, And he's trying to watch

1106
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 1: the game through the corner of the glass, right, So

1107
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 1: we put a newspaper there so he had to lean

1108
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 1: out over the edge of the bench to see the corner. Okay.

1109
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 1: So then there's a little high school where we high school.

1110
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 1: I don't even need to have to because we I

1111
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 1: never to I never saw a game. So you're getting

1112
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 1: ride from somebody else. Yeah. And so then there's a

1113
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: little crack in between the glass and the and there

1114
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 1: was in the hailer. So we reached in there and

1115
01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:54,479
Speaker 1: grabbed in haler and we started spraying it at him. Yeah. Yeah,

1116
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 1: and there, you know, yelling at us to whatever. Finally

1117
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:01,680
Speaker 1: they're getting annoyed. And then buddy Aaron goes bangs on

1118
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 1: the glass one time. He goes, hey fifty five, Yeah,

1119
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:10,080
Speaker 1: I after your mother. That dude grabbed a stick, Well,

1120
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,840
Speaker 1: hold on back up. Before that, all the sticks were

1121
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 1: all the sticks, the backup sticks were leaned up against

1122
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 1: the glass, and we knocked them all over onto them.

1123
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: How security letting you do all this, That's what I'm saying. Well,

1124
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,920
Speaker 1: it's I mean, they don't, I mean they're security. Do

1125
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 1: you ever watch what was a hockey movie Mighty Ducks? No,

1126
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: the one where the brothers glory the hands? I can't hands.

1127
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 1: It's about minor league anyway, never mind, go ahead. So

1128
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 1: then that's when he yelled, hey, fifty five, I after

1129
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:48,960
Speaker 1: your mother, and he grabbed a stick and swam hit

1130
01:01:49,040 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 1: the glass over the glass tried to hit us, and

1131
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 1: we dive out of the way. That's when security came

1132
01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: and they said, we're going to remove you from the game,

1133
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 1: and if you continue that behavior, we're gonna take your

1134
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:02,440
Speaker 1: season tickets away. That's cool with us, So we had

1135
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 1: to leave. They never once asked you for your ticket. No,

1136
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 1: they can just keep us out. I mean, that was it.

1137
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 1: Did you guys look like season ticket holder? Do you

1138
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 1: want me to tell you the greatest season ticket holder story? Yes,

1139
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:18,200
Speaker 1: you called it the greatest, so it better be good.

1140
01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 1: Go to a Cubs game, sold out, standing room only

1141
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,800
Speaker 1: and it's Sunday night baseball. McGuire, you got to add

1142
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:31,800
Speaker 1: these details. He's telling the greatest story, McGuire versus. So,

1143
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 1: so we buy standing room only tickets. You, you and

1144
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 1: Keith Me now me and my brother, his kids. I

1145
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:43,959
Speaker 1: think it was my brother anyway, it was me, my dad,

1146
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 1: my cousins from Atlanta, my and my uncle from Chicago,

1147
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: my dad's brother, and we all go to the game.

1148
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:55,440
Speaker 1: So we're standing back there in the standing room only

1149
01:02:55,560 --> 01:03:00,480
Speaker 1: and lunch and the cousins are looking around. Lunch goes,

1150
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:04,240
Speaker 1: those seats are empty up there. Let's go sit in

1151
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:08,840
Speaker 1: the third base ten rose up, Rabbi Bartman, not a

1152
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 1: little closer. Embartment is more out in the outfield. We

1153
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 1: were right up, I mean directly in front of the

1154
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 1: third like boom, third base, and we're ten rose up.

1155
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 1: So there's three seats and there's three seats behind it,

1156
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: so we're in two separate rows. So they go and

1157
01:03:21,480 --> 01:03:26,440
Speaker 1: sit there. The usher comes up to lunch and says, uh,

1158
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:31,080
Speaker 1: let me see your ticket. Lunch goes, I pat myself,

1159
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 1: pat my pockets. That had someself down, says, oh, I

1160
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,919
Speaker 1: don't have it, but she does. Some some girls sitting

1161
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:41,080
Speaker 1: next to me, random girl, random girl, the one that

1162
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: has a season ticket. And so the ushers man can't

1163
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 1: see your ticket. She pulls it out and they say

1164
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 1: it goes okay, and they sat there the whole game.

1165
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 1: What the did she realize that she just yeah, she

1166
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 1: did that on purpose, she knew, like I mean obviously,

1167
01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I just I mean, I

1168
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 1: literally just I mean it like dating thing. They were

1169
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,560
Speaker 1: high school. I mean they make out with her. No,

1170
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:07,919
Speaker 1: I didn't even know her name. Even after the fact,

1171
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:09,760
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, oh, thank you. That

1172
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:11,840
Speaker 1: was so I had no problem and we talked the

1173
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:14,000
Speaker 1: whole game then and then that was it. But that's

1174
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: my wife now. Like the row attendant, what was he thinking,

1175
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:21,720
Speaker 1: one ticket proves that everybody's allowed to sit there? Yeah,

1176
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 1: what about the seats in the back. He went to

1177
01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 1: he Yeastro's game and moved up to a box seats

1178
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:33,920
Speaker 1: and struck up a conversation conversations with these two older ladies.

1179
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:40,040
Speaker 1: They they were an Astro's fans. He's at the Cubs game.

1180
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 1: This was back. This is back at the and I

1181
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: was probably twelve years old, and I snuck down to

1182
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 1: the expensive seats and I had a Cubs had on

1183
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 1: and one of the ladies said, Hey, no Cubs fans

1184
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 1: down here, and it was behind the Cubs dugout and

1185
01:04:56,240 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 1: we start talking back and forth. You no, nothing like that.

1186
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 1: And then every time and so we talked, and then

1187
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:07,360
Speaker 1: every time I would go to an Astros game, I

1188
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:09,720
Speaker 1: would go down there and say hi to those two ladies.

1189
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 1: They were there all the time, right the second row

1190
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 1: behind the Astros, the visiting dugout trash can and so

1191
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 1: then when I would turn eighteen, and she was like, hey,

1192
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,760
Speaker 1: if you ever need tickets, just email me and boost

1193
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 1: and then I would just anytime I want to go

1194
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 1: to the Astro's game and sit right beyond the visitors

1195
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 1: dugout because she knew all you know, all this season

1196
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 1: ticket holders, and she would know who's not gonna be there,

1197
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,240
Speaker 1: who's gonna be there, and so you have to pay

1198
01:05:34,320 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 1: for him? No, I never had to pay for him ever.

1199
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,160
Speaker 1: Do you have to hook up with her? No? Never,

1200
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 1: Just the nicest lady to this day. She came to

1201
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 1: my wedding, she was at your wedding. She was at

1202
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:51,280
Speaker 1: my wedding, and I still talked to her. She just anything,

1203
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: remember that, very nice. She just celebrated her eightieth birthday.

1204
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:59,520
Speaker 1: Ye call her right now, put her on the pod. No, okay,

1205
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:01,680
Speaker 1: really want me to call her? No, because you don't

1206
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:06,160
Speaker 1: want another voicemail conversation. Uh speaker everybody. Yeah. So I

1207
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:07,720
Speaker 1: still have friends with her, and I sent her a

1208
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 1: video for her eightieth birthday. And you made her pay

1209
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 1: for a cameo, coach, No, I didn't make her pay

1210
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:14,480
Speaker 1: for a cameo. But you can't book a cameo. Mother,

1211
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 1: day's Mothers Day coming up like your mom. No, uh,

1212
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 1: but like when I go to Houston, I meet up

1213
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,880
Speaker 1: with her, She's met my kids, get some Christmas presidents, everything,

1214
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:27,200
Speaker 1: the beauty of talking stranger it really, I mean, it

1215
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 1: was just I mean, he isn't that pretty? I mean,

1216
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 1: that's like the Charles Barkley story with a little Asian guy. Yes,

1217
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:36,440
Speaker 1: that is one of the greatest stories of all till

1218
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 1: we have no time for that. Have you seen that that? Oh?

1219
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:44,880
Speaker 1: You gotta google. It's an incredible story. Charles Barkley met

1220
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:47,320
Speaker 1: this guy, they became best friends, and it's really good.

1221
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:50,960
Speaker 1: You can talk about Garthur and we've done well. Next

1222
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:57,880
Speaker 1: time you want to minutes when I got here, That's

1223
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,760
Speaker 1: not true. We're not great with our time scheduling. We

1224
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 1: never know exactly how you think. We're pissed by the

1225
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:08,800
Speaker 1: time the podcast, that's exactly what. Yeah, did you have fun? Yeah?

1226
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:11,000
Speaker 1: I got away from the grandkids for an hour. I

1227
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:14,240
Speaker 1: was piece and quiet except for Freddie. Yeah, I was

1228
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:17,439
Speaker 1: not quiet. How annoyed were you getting with Eddie when

1229
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 1: right now? No, not now, when you're trying to tell

1230
01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 1: a story, you what do you mean? What story? Oh? Man? Good? Yeah,

1231
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:33,720
Speaker 1: I gotta go back to the five. Oh answer for you.

1232
01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:36,960
Speaker 1: Ray doing real good? Hey, how did I know he

1233
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:40,880
Speaker 1: was talking to you? I was looking at him. We're

1234
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:46,160
Speaker 1: in person here. I'm tired of listen. It's been you

1235
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:49,240
Speaker 1: know what time those guys get up? Six freaking what

1236
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,640
Speaker 1: time to go to bed? Though? Eight? No, we've been

1237
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,960
Speaker 1: going to bed that. You gotta get him bed earlier.

1238
01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,280
Speaker 1: It's impossible. I mean in L on the field and

1239
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 1: L in the household. I mean, guys are over. It's

1240
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:07,439
Speaker 1: like a tornado. It's not a funny. Someone's always mad.

1241
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 1: He goes parting with dad. No, no, no, no, it's

1242
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:14,880
Speaker 1: the kids. One of them. It's got one toy that

1243
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:18,680
Speaker 1: the other one wants. It's like, my god, yeah, but

1244
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:21,840
Speaker 1: it's fun. It's like those tornadoes that go through your

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Speaker 1: house and mess up your roof and your fenceless something

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Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, we got there Friday. We're putting into

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Speaker 1: bed and I said, I thought you guys cleaned up

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Speaker 1: hunch in the wife. Yeah yeah, no, I mean not

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Speaker 1: even that good to clean up. We tried, but I'm like,

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Speaker 1: my wife's like, oh my gosh, we didn't get it

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Speaker 1: clean enough. I'm like, look, they're about to come into

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Speaker 1: this house and destroy it. So what difference does it make?

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Speaker 1: And they don't care if it's clean or not. We

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Speaker 1: have three kids. You know how hard it is to

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Speaker 1: keep a house clean with three kids. It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: You're never gonna get it clean. But my wife, My

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Speaker 1: my wife will clean in the house perfect, like spotless,

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Speaker 1: and within five minutes it's dirty again. Oh well, there's

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Speaker 1: just stuff everywhere. It's like, who cares? I mean, as

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Speaker 1: long as there's not yah poop. Yeah, yeah, well we'll

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Speaker 1: tell a poop story on Wednesday. Alright, Garth and poop

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Speaker 1: on Wednesday. NBA Playoffs. I don't know what I have

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Speaker 1: no idea. Hey, Celtics are up three oh Pelicans, Sons

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Speaker 1: side too to Dallas, Utah too too? Really? Aw long?

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Speaker 1: Is book are out two to three weeks? But they

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Speaker 1: saw there was video him shooting and playing. I think

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Speaker 1: the Sons are still the team to beat. So if

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Speaker 1: they can get out of this series, because then broken

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Speaker 1: I and then get Booker back. Who knows how good

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Speaker 1: they are when I'm playing stop Zion not playing, you know, Simmons,

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Speaker 1: that's the game. Who's gonna play first? Ben Simmons or

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Speaker 1: Zion Williamson. I mean, good God, terrible. Are those jobs

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Speaker 1: money they make? They are? I mean, Zion has played

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Speaker 1: three years in the NBA and I think he's played

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Speaker 1: eighty five games. That's how to do it. It's not bad. Huh.

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Speaker 1: Ben Simmons, he got paid like thirty million this year

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Speaker 1: to do nothing. I still hurt, dude. One of us

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Speaker 1: is just start sitting out the podcast. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if Eddie's gonna do the next one is

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Speaker 1: going to do? You make that kind of money? Are

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Speaker 1: you gonna talk on the podcast? No? He's still say

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Speaker 1: rest my voice, and then you have video of me

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Speaker 1: just talking away somewhere else. That's what it looks like.

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Speaker 1: They show Ben Simmons, he's walking fine, Yeah, what's hilarious?

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Speaker 1: They go, uh, Zion was doing a three sixty and

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Speaker 1: warm ups? Why is he not playing? Because he had

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Speaker 1: a reservation of golden corral. He's getting big. He looks huge.

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Speaker 1: He can still throw it on there. He's right, you're right,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, carrying that weight, you ain't gonna last long

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Speaker 1: with those feet. But oh well, thank you for a

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Speaker 1: little coming. He did. He hit me this morning. He

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Speaker 1: was like, hey man, maybe his last. He goes, just

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Speaker 1: let me know if Eddie and Ray are cool of

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Speaker 1: me coming in on the pod. You know that made

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Speaker 1: be cool, which we're all was cool. That is not true.

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Speaker 1: I said you want to you want to come to

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Speaker 1: the pod, And I said, well, I mean you talk

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Speaker 1: to Eddie. He's like, can I smoke? Well that would

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Speaker 1: be better? Better he just lets one up in here. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: Clay and Buck, we had toolbox in here. Oh that's fine,

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Speaker 1: that's good. Yeah, yeah, so I would have more inside

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Speaker 1: if I could smoke. Alright, alright, you want to get

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Speaker 1: a shout outs then your company? Shout your company. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm tired. You still work though I work on my

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Speaker 1: kids houses. Hey, but you want to shout your lovely

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Speaker 1: wife ing thing or yeah, but you can listen this

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Speaker 1: on the way back. Shout out the grand Shout out

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Speaker 1: your lovely wife, your three grandkids, my beautiful wife of

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Speaker 1: how many years? I don't know, it doesn't matter. Forty six,

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Speaker 1: forty eight years, Hello Kennedy. Then Riley Blea bleave all

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Speaker 1: these coach please, all right, we're done. I'm not supposed

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Speaker 1: to say their names. Nobody knows