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Speaker 1: Pillion pieces. Guys, guys, non binary pals, Welcome to another

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Speaker 1: fantastic bonusode of bananas, more.

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Speaker 2: Stuff, more stuff. That's what we're going for. That that

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Speaker 2: magic sweet fifth episode a month so that it surprises you.

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Speaker 2: If you're a new listener, all of a sudden, a

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Speaker 2: new bananas drops out of the sky directly into your

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Speaker 2: lap and you get to unwrap it and listen to

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Speaker 2: it and say, I wish they only needed four month.

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Speaker 2: But that's fine. I'm in a great mood. What I

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Speaker 2: just said will not connect normally to what I'm about

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Speaker 2: to say, but I just got back from the DMV.

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Speaker 1: You're looking good. He's wearing. For those who don't know

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Speaker 1: what a delightful shirt. I want to know where you

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Speaker 1: got it. It is a it's as if it's like

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Speaker 1: it's like dark blue. It's got it's like water, and

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Speaker 1: then little boats, little people swimming, little people surfing, people fishing.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm loving it.

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Speaker 2: Well because I had to get a new license photo,

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Speaker 2: so I said, I'm gonna let them know for the

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Speaker 2: next four years that I am fun. When I'm pulled

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Speaker 2: over in a DUI checkpoint, I want them to look

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Speaker 2: at this photo and go he's fun.

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Speaker 1: Guys fun. You know what I did the opposite last

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Speaker 1: time I got my photo ID, and I made like

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Speaker 1: does feel somewhat shameful because it's not super funny. It's

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Speaker 1: more like, well, what the fuck? Oh this is upsetting. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, they don't let you smile no teeth anymore. All

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Speaker 2: the guy said is look at the blue dot. No

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Speaker 2: teeth And I said, no, good teeth.

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Speaker 1: No, did you have to get a real ID?

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Speaker 2: I had a real idea. I had to get a

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Speaker 2: new one renewed. But here's my banana. We're gonna start

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Speaker 2: with practical, real advice. Do everything online, do every form.

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Speaker 2: I did some tests. They make you watch like an

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Speaker 2: actually very easy to follow, like driving course, renewal thing.

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Speaker 2: Do you pay for it online? Do everything you can.

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Speaker 2: Because when I showed up, there was a line of

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Speaker 2: and the security guy's like, yeah, go to this guy

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Speaker 2: put me in a line with three people, and then

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Speaker 2: within ten minutes they were like, is this your dress?

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Speaker 2: Is this your height? Is your weight? Yes? Yes, yes?

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Speaker 2: And then the one was like, read line number four

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Speaker 2: on B please nail that.

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Speaker 1: Nailed it.

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Speaker 2: Then she said cover one eye, read that one. Okay,

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Speaker 2: there and get your photo taken. Then it was blue

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Speaker 2: dot no teeth out the door. I would say, under

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Speaker 2: twenty minutes, full, no sparking to getting back in my car.

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Speaker 1: What we're at? Which one? Van Nice? Oh? You go

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Speaker 1: all the way out to Van Nice.

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Speaker 2: It's fantastic. I highly recommend it for people in the

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Speaker 2: I didn't even sit down. I didn't even sit down.

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Speaker 1: That walked in. I've never heard it. I've never heard

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Speaker 2: I was I from here on out, whenever anything lets

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna Also, this does sound like a little bit

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Speaker 1: of Scottie Land. It's magic. I do feel like Scottie

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Speaker 2: Luck matters.

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Speaker 1: But that sounds delightful.

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Speaker 2: I know. I was talking to my friend and she

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't think we ever talked about the dinner

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I went to I think Pittsburgh Magazine. I just

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Speaker 2: After two great Pennsylvania shows and the bar so yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So that was beautiful. And then we find it

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Speaker 1: Sold out of bread. That's a bad sign for any restaurant.

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Speaker 1: That means that the bread is better than anything else

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Speaker 2: Mean, Olive, do you want to record our permanent voicemails forever?

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Speaker 1: it's lost within like almost a confusing level of hyperbole.

435
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,160
Speaker 2: Right, And if this doesn't want to create a fake

436
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,920
Speaker 2: personal assistant with a ridiculous name, make it a man,

437
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 2: make his name like Max Boner or something like that,

438
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,479
Speaker 2: and just be like reporting from the offices of Olive

439
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 2: with the great voice. Olive is tonsilitis and she just

440
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,919
Speaker 2: wants to make sure you guys all get this your

441
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:09,239
Speaker 2: best always Max Boner. And I think that, yeah, do

442
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 2: you remember when.

443
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,679
Speaker 1: I love that idea? First off, like yeah, Maxford Boner

444
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,879
Speaker 1: and just but spell it not B O N E R.

445
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: Spell it like yah, yeah, yeah, so b O b

446
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:22,159
Speaker 1: O E h n e R like Bayner, how is

447
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:27,359
Speaker 1: it so Maxford Boner and and and just be like, listen, guys,

448
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to be around there. I'm I'm the fun one.

449
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,840
Speaker 1: I pal around. Maxford's going to be handling all like

450
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:36,959
Speaker 1: the scheduling details. And then Maxford's a fucking dick, Like

451
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,199
Speaker 1: Maxford's hardcore, just like this is what you have to do,

452
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,479
Speaker 1: and you do it. That's a great idea.

453
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, fake fake online personality set up a Gmail account

454
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:49,119
Speaker 2: all that we know somebody that did this. We there's

455
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 2: a comedian who for years lied that he had a

456
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 2: lawyer in Korea town named Frank. Come and do you

457
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,479
Speaker 2: remember this?

458
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: No, Oh my gosh, this is the craziest.

459
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 2: So he created a fake entertainment lawyer because he didn't

460
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 2: have one at the time, and whenever he would go

461
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 2: on to a work call or work email, he would

462
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 2: always see this fake lawyer. And then it got to

463
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,440
Speaker 2: the point where his comedy partners knew, and I knew.

464
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 2: I was just like a writer helping them. I knew

465
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 2: that this man did not exist. He put a photo

466
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 2: on the email that was like, you know, in like

467
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 2: the sign off or whatever, it's called at the bottom

468
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 2: so that it looked like a real person just found

469
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:34,199
Speaker 2: one online. And it got to the point where that

470
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 2: in notes calls with networks for their script, he would

471
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 2: be like, wait, wait, wait, we got to wait for

472
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 2: my lawyer, Frank coming to hop on. And then he

473
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 2: would he got a burner phone and would call from

474
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,880
Speaker 2: another room and be like, Frank's on and then go

475
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 2: back and be like hey Frank, and but that is

476
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 2: a true story. A fake lawyer for like three years.

477
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,720
Speaker 1: And olive what I'm saying. So yeah, so make the Maxford.

478
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 1: All you need is a Gmail address, and I think

479
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 1: you should attach an Instagram. This is what I'm saying,

480
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: Maxford Bone should have an Instagram, and please use my photos.

481
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: I give them permission to lift any of my photos

482
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 1: from Instagram. I would love to be the face of

483
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: Maxford Boner for you, especially if you're If these are

484
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 1: Austrian teachers, a very aryan looking man will assuage all

485
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 1: of their fears. So pop him on there.

486
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 2: And if you ever get called out and you feel

487
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 2: like your jobs on the line, guests, who will pick

488
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 2: up the phone as your personal assistant?

489
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,480
Speaker 1: Me? I totally will. I will give you my personal

490
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,679
Speaker 1: phone number so that I can field Eddie questions and

491
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,760
Speaker 1: every answer will be like, you know what, I'm gonna

492
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: have to check my records because I'm not so sure.

493
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 1: But I like, wait a second, Maxford Boner is American. God,

494
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 1: now I start.

495
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 2: I think you and I should just start a fake

496
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 2: personal assistant company where it's just you and me have

497
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:00,240
Speaker 2: a separate phone. It's like, for a two thousand dollars

498
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 2: a year, you could just say that we're your assistant

499
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: and we'll go I'm going to check on that and

500
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 2: get right back to you. That's all we'll do. Absolutely

501
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 2: understand your Oh god. Anyways, at Maxford, yeah Max for

502
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 2: Bonair and yeah hyperbole, give them what they want up top,

503
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 2: make a joke at the bottom, and if they still

504
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 2: aren't coming your way, fake assistance sends an email. See

505
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 2: how they react.

506
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 1: Ah, I love it all. Right, here we go, Ready ready.

507
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 4: Hey Banana Bleaes, it's me a listener. So I'm wanted

508
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:38,479
Speaker 4: some advice on branking my bosses. At our next Christmas party.

509
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 4: Last year, my husband dressed up as one of our

510
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 4: bosses and it got a lot of laughs from everybody.

511
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 4: Really pissed off our bosses. So we're just looking for something,

512
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:59,199
Speaker 4: you know, new better to do. We weren't in the

513
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 4: marijuana and just so pretty much anything goes. I just

514
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 4: really don't have any ideas. And I would like to

515
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 4: surprise my husband with a list of ideas of things

516
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 4: for him to do next year, because he does love

517
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 4: getting a good laugh. Find himself a comedian.

518
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:27,560
Speaker 1: All right, bye, boys, man got it's the it's the episode.

519
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 1: It's the bonusode with the best voices ever. Yeah.

520
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,640
Speaker 2: I know that she should be the voice of Eddie

521
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 2: video game hero character that comes in and tells you,

522
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 2: like which way to go in the labyrinth and you're like.

523
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: Thank you, all right, good pranks for your boss.

524
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,280
Speaker 2: Ooh, Weed industry. It's interesting that the weed boss didn't

525
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 2: like to have somebody dress up like them. That's so fast.

526
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: I think that's very funny. I would love it. I'd

527
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: be taking pictures with them.

528
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and workaholics. Every year somebody would dress up

529
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: like those guys, like the cast, and the crew would

530
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 2: dress like the cast, and it was all They would

531
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 2: just take photos together and everybody was happy. It was

532
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 2: a very nice way to be.

533
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, the boss is getting upset about It is

534
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: the strange part, right, It's just like, oh, these bosses

535
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: a little they know they can't take a joke.

536
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and less what would be their signature? Look where

537
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 2: they would get offended? Like to see somebody wearing the

538
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 2: shirt I'm wearing right now, if you dressed like me,

539
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 2: I would be like, this is a great bit and

540
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 2: I'm having a ball and drink some of me.

541
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: Well, so what if we take it one step further

542
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 1: if they got upset about him dressing up as them?

543
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: What if you got a backpack and put a mini

544
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 1: version of the bosses in your backpack so that you

545
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: were like just taking it like you know, like a

546
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 1: Yoda style backpack for when Luke you know, works out.

547
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 2: Well, that's interesting.

548
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 1: So then you make like a doll that looks like

549
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 1: the Boss. It's in a backpack, and you give them

550
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: little drinks all night and you pad his head because

551
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: that's even more diminutive, which is a fun thing for

552
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,239
Speaker 1: a boss. I know.

553
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 2: I wonder what something like that would cost, because if

554
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 2: you could get everybody at the thing to wear the

555
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 2: Boss the Boss baby Yoda backpack, flip.

556
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: It around, flip it around, Baby Bjorn Boss, That's what

557
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, all right, baby Bjorn arms out, legs in front,

558
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,959
Speaker 1: little Boss in the in the front, everybody's.

559
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:23,880
Speaker 2: Hanging out the tape to the side of the mount,

560
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 2: dangling like a softball coaches cigarette in the late eighties. Yeah,

561
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 2: that's a fun one.

562
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: I mean.

563
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 2: Also, like, I guess there's such a difference between like

564
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 2: just pranks, like you and I don't like pranks, even

565
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 2: though we've worked on so many prank shows. But like,

566
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 2: if you really wanted to get this person, I'm trying

567
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 2: to think of the best way to really around Christmas too.

568
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, hmmm, what.

569
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what if you bought the absolute cheapest car

570
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: you can find on Craigslist in town, I mean, a

571
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 2: car that's just a towway whatever, right, and the night

572
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: before the party, you take it to where your company is,

573
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 2: put it in your bars's parking lot, wrap it in

574
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 2: fully in wrapping papers so you can't see what's underneath.

575
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 1: Huh.

576
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 2: Everybody pitched in to get the Boss or new Tesla

577
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 2: or whatever, and just have a big bow in it.

578
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 2: And basically the way those Lexus commercials and Audi commercials

579
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 2: are on Christmas are always like you bought me a car,

580
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 2: be like we bought your car. That just have the

581
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 2: absolute biggest piece of shit right in his spot and

582
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 2: just be like, Merry Christmas. It's the new tesla.

583
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 1: Oh, I really like that. The main thing would be

584
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 1: if you could make that like box, do you know

585
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like a box that goes over the

586
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: whole thing that was like a wrapping a present box. Yes,

587
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: so you can't tell what it is, Yes, you can't

588
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: tell what it is. You don't see the shape of it,

589
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: and you can tell like, oh, this is a this

590
00:31:56,120 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 1: is a nineteen ninety eight Ford Camra, you know Ford

591
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 1: cambyfod start making cabres.

592
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 2: Local rep guys. Put a python on a desk. You

593
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 2: put a python on a desk. Things are happening.

594
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you bring a you bring a big snake. That's

595
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: another great press reptile educator.

596
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 2: You just put a little heating pad under your boss's

597
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 2: uh desk, under his keyboard. They come in in the morning,

598
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 2: they see a big old Burmese python. You're having fun.

599
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 2: Nobody gets hurt. Snake's having a good time.

600
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 1: Snake doesn't care. Snake's not a smart animal. Yeah, snake

601
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: just likes warmth.

602
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:38,239
Speaker 2: Give them warmth. Give the snake warmth. Let's take it

603
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 2: one more, but also total piece of shit cord to

604
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 2: wrap a car and just say we all pitched in

605
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: for this and that it's just a problem, just just totally.

606
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 2: I get it scrapped in the morning, give it to

607
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 2: one eight seven seven cars for kids, they'll come and

608
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 2: get it.

609
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you have, if you're having your like your

610
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: party at the venue, you make sure to like park

611
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: it in the back or whatever so he can't see it.

612
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: You wrap it beforehand, and then you walk him around

613
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 1: like we all pitched in. Come on over. He sees it,

614
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: He's like, are you guys kidding me? It's like we

615
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: all pitched in. Merry Christmas. That's a great idea. I'm

616
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: always a fan of making a mask of the person

617
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 1: so that everyone at the party is the person. Simple, easy, simple,

618
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: easy fun. Weird upsetting on some level as well.

619
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 2: What if you shoot a video of a giant bag

620
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 2: of your products with your boss's photo on a cart

621
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,480
Speaker 2: inside of a ziploc bag with all of the weed,

622
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 2: and you say Merry Christmas from this person at this thing,

623
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 2: and then you put it in a balloon and you

624
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 2: film it taking off. But then you actually have it

625
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 2: like hooked to a fishing line so he can't see it.

626
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 2: But you basically send drugs across state lines to where

627
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 2: it's not legal, with all your bosses information and you

628
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 2: just show him the video at the party. It's awesome.

629
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 2: We just sent like all the new pre rolls.

630
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: Okay, So you do that and then cops show up

631
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: at the party to arrest your boss. Okay, so we

632
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,840
Speaker 1: got lights going, we got lights going outside. The cops

633
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: come in, they're dancers, all right. Then it's boom. The

634
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: jam box goes.

635
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 5: On, hawks come out, just glistening mail cop dancers dance

636
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,400
Speaker 5: all over him, handcuff him to a chair, and just

637
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:42,480
Speaker 5: give him the.

638
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 1: The party of his life. There we go.

639
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 2: You fake send the gift of weed across state lines,

640
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 2: show him say isn't that awesome? No, we said it

641
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 2: from you, I forged your signature, whatever, and just make

642
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 2: it seem like it was a really beat show. That

643
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 2: early in the day, cops show up at the party,

644
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 2: they want to talk to him. They keep it as

645
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 2: real as they can, say, like, we found this in

646
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 2: I'm guessing this is a California person, and.

647
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,240
Speaker 1: I think it's a Colorado person.

648
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 2: Oh right, it's like it was a bunch of kids

649
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 2: found it in the backyard. You're under arrest, you know

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Speaker 1: I hope so too.

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Speaker 1: So if you're still listening to.

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Speaker 2: I know it all came back around. But hey, people

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Speaker 1: A lot of people don't realize that. People say it's

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Speaker 1: just fun. No, we're learning. We're listening, listening to each

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Speaker 1: I really do love it. I love it. We just

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Speaker 1: our bonuses. There's more bonusodes to come, folks. Twelve more,

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Speaker 1: twelve more at least, right old Marn't Yeah, yeah, April,

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Speaker 1: is that's right? Scotty? Coming up on our four year anniversary?

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Speaker 1: Is it four? I guess it is four?

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Speaker 2: Only four years ago this week we were first week

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Speaker 1: Same, isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 2: Crazy that for sticking with us.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, We appreciate you. Thank you to Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: Thank you to our full human intern part time employee

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Speaker 1: Lisa Maggot. Thank you too, Karen and Georgia the.

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Speaker 2: Benevolent Overlords always and kahn Anadi for our killer theme song.

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Speaker 2: And Tory are Tory who made us the greatest website

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Speaker 1: Are we at seven point four right now? No, we're not.

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Speaker 2: We're at seven point two right now, but I think

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Speaker 2: We don't ask for it very much. Other podcasts talk

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Speaker 2: You're very special in our hearts and minds, and we have.

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Speaker 2: Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Khan.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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