WEBVTT - Coming Up Roses

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect

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<v Speaker 1>Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Hello, and welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am yourself Bryant. What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Everyone? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you everyone

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<v Speaker 1>for listening. We love and appreciate you so much. In

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<v Speaker 1>a special shout out to the haters, I love me

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<v Speaker 1>some haters, I love me some haters. Listen, y'all hate

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<v Speaker 1>us out here in these streets. Just let meet and

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<v Speaker 1>Robin know we're doing our job, okay, Because if y'all

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<v Speaker 1>weren't talking about us, then you know, I don't know, right,

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<v Speaker 1>we might as well us go under a pillow, a

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<v Speaker 1>blanket and and go away. Yes, but y'all y'all out

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<v Speaker 1>here in the streets talking about so thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 1>keep downloading, Okay. Alright, So I'm very passionate and adamant

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<v Speaker 1>about my Reasonably Shady moment of the week. Oh passionate.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm passionate and adamant in a bad way, in

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<v Speaker 1>a very bad way. I can't wait. I can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>to hear it. So about October of last year, so

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<v Speaker 1>this was so this is October. I decided that I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to get my um Martha Steward, on my

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<v Speaker 1>Martha Steward, my Oprah Winfrey. I decided to plant tulips

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<v Speaker 1>in the in my little like I have like a

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<v Speaker 1>little circular driveway and in the middle there's some flowers

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<v Speaker 1>and I was gonna plant some tulips coast. Then in

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<v Speaker 1>the spring they were gonna like spread. So I like

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<v Speaker 1>took my time to pick like the proper colors of

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<v Speaker 1>the tulips that I wanted, and I placed them so

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<v Speaker 1>that it's like one pink, one purple pink, one purple pink. Beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm so excited. So and you did this

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<v Speaker 1>yourself or you had the landscapers, Oh no, I just zell.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you put them? Okay? You done the little holes? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>I what goes into planting tulips, Okay, So you have

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<v Speaker 1>to get this little thing that like you put it

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<v Speaker 1>down in the ground and you turn it and then

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<v Speaker 1>you pull the dirt up, and then you put the

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<v Speaker 1>ball down and then you put that dirt back on

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<v Speaker 1>top of it. And then I have molch that I

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<v Speaker 1>put on top of that, and then you just wait, yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And I had on like my rubber boots. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a hat on. I really felt like I was I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, not Betty Crocker. I had a green thumb.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a green thumb. I had a green thumb. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm the flower killer. By the way, So all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, like last week, I saw the tulips

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<v Speaker 1>sprouting up rock and I'm like, oh my goodness, my

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<v Speaker 1>hard work is bade off. And I brought my kids out.

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking at look a little like the beginning

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<v Speaker 1>of the stem of a tulip is popping up. And

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<v Speaker 1>I had about oh yeah, because I had like a

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<v Speaker 1>group of tin over here, twenty over here. Yeah, spread

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<v Speaker 1>it out. I spread the love out. Yes. And by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, pink tulips is my favorite flower. Okay, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, for anyone listening that wants to send them

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<v Speaker 1>to you, yes, I mean sure, yes. Anyway, so a week,

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<v Speaker 1>So tulips are perennials. Those are the ones that like

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<v Speaker 1>come back every year. Yes they are. But if you

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<v Speaker 1>really want to impress me, you would ship me some

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<v Speaker 1>tulips from Holland. Yes. Is that where they get on

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<v Speaker 1>your grind, that's where they're like specialized. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why Holland it just sounded like important. Okay, okay, So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>these tulips started coming up, um three or four days later,

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<v Speaker 1>I went to go check them again because I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Did the deer eat them? They were eaten by the deer.

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<v Speaker 1>They're gone. So the shady moment of my springtime are

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<v Speaker 1>these goddamn deer. Like if I had a deer catch

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<v Speaker 1>someone in your ring camera doing no, I didn't because

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little too far away for me to catch

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<v Speaker 1>them on my ring camera. Like I really, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't want to shoot anything in life, but

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<v Speaker 1>I want to shoot these deer. I really do, I

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<v Speaker 1>really do. I hate them, And you didn't like you.

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<v Speaker 1>You totally forgot about the fact that that they're going

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<v Speaker 1>to come into they do that. So I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know what to do at this point. Like my tulips

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<v Speaker 1>are nubs. They're not. I mean, you can like barely

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<v Speaker 1>see them coming out the ground. And I did not

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<v Speaker 1>plant these so that it could be like dear food.

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<v Speaker 1>My tulips are not dear food. I would be so upset.

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<v Speaker 1>I was terror I was like traumatized. I couldn't even

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<v Speaker 1>tell my children because they were going to be traumatized.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just bad. Oh no, so shady deer is

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<v Speaker 1>how I'm feeling right now. And every time I see them,

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<v Speaker 1>I just grimace. I'm like that, oh that whatever kissed

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<v Speaker 1>me off? Okay, I'm so sorry that. But if anybody

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<v Speaker 1>out there does like secretly shoot deer, I'm not mad

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<v Speaker 1>at you. Okay, animal rights people don't come after me,

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<v Speaker 1>but like seriously, they ate my tulips. Yeah, like and

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<v Speaker 1>then and then it sucks because like when people have

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<v Speaker 1>gardens or flowers and they have to put the stuff

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<v Speaker 1>to keep the deer way, it's like ugly, right, it

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<v Speaker 1>looks crazy, right. It takes away from the beauty of

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<v Speaker 1>what it's supposed to be. And so it's like, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you supposed to do? Right, And it's time. It's

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<v Speaker 1>effort and all for your munching, your your deer snack. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they ate all of them, all of them, damn. And

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<v Speaker 1>they probably went in ship in your yards. I hate him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I would be so mad. Yes, okay, yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have a recent I do so on Dixon

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<v Speaker 1>recently bought a new car. Yes, he did it. You

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<v Speaker 1>can I say what kind of it is? It's very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a BMW And he got the windows tinted. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, so you really can't see him. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>I like I saw him the other day. We were

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<v Speaker 1>like downtown Baltimore. We were down there and I was

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<v Speaker 1>all trying to wave and say hi, and he wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>re finding back because because he wasn't even looking at

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<v Speaker 1>you know, yeah, because the windows a tinted. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he it's it's a miracle. And my my windows at

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<v Speaker 1>tenpted pretty dark too, but um, you know, he's and

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<v Speaker 1>he's always gotten his windows tenant like over the years

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<v Speaker 1>and sometimes and then against the law. It is, so

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<v Speaker 1>the cops will stop him and and they give you

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<v Speaker 1>like a repair order to fix it. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that he ever fixes. No, they're going to be

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<v Speaker 1>dark until he gets rid of the car. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>he uses like the excuse like, oh well, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like when he was at the Wizard, Oh, I played

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<v Speaker 1>professional basketball and somebody might see me and target me

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<v Speaker 1>or something, you know, and so a lot of so

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of the cops will let him go. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, so if anyone stops me, guess what are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna say? Oh, I happened to be on TV

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes and you're a target and people hate me then

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<v Speaker 1>and you're a target for for um, for getting cussed out. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>they send me d m s and tell me to

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<v Speaker 1>kill myself, so I have to protect myself. Yes, with

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<v Speaker 1>tinted wind out. Yeah, Robin, you're getting a citation. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Well we'll see. So anyways, the story, I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>my shady moment goes to one because he bought this

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<v Speaker 1>new car and we went out to dinner. Um, I

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<v Speaker 1>think Corey was out of basketball practice. So me, Carter,

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<v Speaker 1>and Jan went to dinner while Corey was playing basketball,

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<v Speaker 1>and um, we had some leftovers and almost like, yeah, um,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not putting those leftovers in my car because I

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<v Speaker 1>want to keep my new car smell. What oh my god. Okay, one,

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<v Speaker 1>that is beyond ridiculous. So we cannot and so not

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<v Speaker 1>until his new car smell goes away, we cannot bring

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<v Speaker 1>food into his car. Okay, but wait a minute. One

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<v Speaker 1>has had the car for what two months? Um, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it should be gone. But when you go get the

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<v Speaker 1>car washed, r oh no, no, new car smell, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like sticks around for like a good maybe like

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<v Speaker 1>eight months or so really, yes, he is trying to

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<v Speaker 1>preserve his new car smell. Right now, we can't have leftovers,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't get to carry out, like we have to

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<v Speaker 1>go like pick food up or something. I gotta has

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<v Speaker 1>to be in my car. And then even like the

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<v Speaker 1>other it's crazy. So the other day last weekend, um,

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<v Speaker 1>his team Coppin was playing in Norfolk, Virginia in the

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<v Speaker 1>Midak Tournament and they wand rise the bus with the

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<v Speaker 1>team and I was going to drive his car because

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<v Speaker 1>his cars roomy or the mine um with the boys,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, you know what, I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do that because we're not even gonna be allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to eat snacks. And we can't eat no you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like like ackers, like when they get out, like with

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<v Speaker 1>their stinky clothes, like in a bag. Can that go

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<v Speaker 1>in the car, Like after they play basketball in the

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<v Speaker 1>car and like they have a bag full of like

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<v Speaker 1>sweaty clothes. I mean they're not they're not, like um,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, yeah, so we can't. So so even it's

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<v Speaker 1>to the point I think now so like if he

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<v Speaker 1>gets Chick fil A, like he'll go to Chick fil A, right,

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<v Speaker 1>he's actually going inside Chick fil A in sitting there

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<v Speaker 1>and eating his chicklet. He's not going through the Chick

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<v Speaker 1>fil A drive through. Now, one is sick. Okay, what

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<v Speaker 1>is wrong with him? It's something wrong with him. He

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<v Speaker 1>wants to preserve that new car smell for how long?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's been a long time because the car

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<v Speaker 1>he had, he had his Explorer for like six years. Maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe he's like, I ain't smelled. Listen, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get him. Isn't there a spray in their new car smell? Spray?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not the same. Oh my god, it's not the same. Yes, one,

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<v Speaker 1>that's very shady. Yes, okay, you are a deutchment to

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<v Speaker 1>the whole face. It's annoying and you're annoying. Yes, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what you are. All right. Well I have to say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Um I just recently got back from Miami. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>got my entire life like Miami. We all, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>When I checked into my hotel, I was like, so,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all don't wear no mask and they were like, we

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<v Speaker 1>have more in a mask in a year and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, I just felt free. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>felt free. The sun was shining. Um, I just you

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<v Speaker 1>just want to take all your clothes off and run

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<v Speaker 1>around all of them, every single last piece of So

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<v Speaker 1>anyone on their way to Miami just get you on

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<v Speaker 1>tilgy get your life. Yes, and and you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>it's so great. That's one of the good, great things

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<v Speaker 1>about living where we live. It's like Miami is just

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<v Speaker 1>a two and a half hour flight away, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. So it's like we can we like literally,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to get away for a day or two,

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<v Speaker 1>you can hop on a flight, right, go get your

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<v Speaker 1>life and then come back to this miserable place, right,

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<v Speaker 1>live your best life and act like, um, you're like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five or something. Yes, And you know how they say,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever happens in Vegas days in Vegas. I feel that

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<v Speaker 1>way about my Oh yeah, yeah, that's very true. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel that way anytime I walk out the door. Well

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<v Speaker 1>you hope so. But you know, at this day and age,

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<v Speaker 1>the Instagram, the Instagram is serious. Now let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what else it's serious. Then goddamn gas prices. What

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<v Speaker 1>in the what in the world. I was actually watching

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<v Speaker 1>TV and in l A I saw like seven dollars. Whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>It just makes you feel like you don't want to leave.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the highest that you've seen like that you've

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<v Speaker 1>put in your car? Five dollars five? I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was maybe like four maybe maybe four eight. I was

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<v Speaker 1>at five sixty nine. Are you are you okay? No,

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<v Speaker 1>wait a minute, So are you still using print? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you use in your car? Yeah? My car will break down? No,

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<v Speaker 1>but it really won't, I know, but that's what they said. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So to me, if you want to save a few queens,

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<v Speaker 1>you could use regular. No I'm not gonna do that. No, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>okay either. So five sixty nine is the most that

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<v Speaker 1>I've paid in this area. Okay. So I think I

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<v Speaker 1>told you this right. So I went to the gas

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<v Speaker 1>station the other day and I was like protesting the prices.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just decided I'm putting forty dollars whatever that

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<v Speaker 1>gets me. And I told her. I was like, and

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<v Speaker 1>you were back at the gas station like two days

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<v Speaker 1>later days, but that was my protest. I was just mad, like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just not okay. When is this going to take

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<v Speaker 1>a turn? I need to know what? Why this what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on in Russia? Because apparently I read something it

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<v Speaker 1>was like we only get five percent of our oil? Friend? Correct?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is that affecting gas person. It's not they know that, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So somebody said there's gonna be a war and that

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<v Speaker 1>just made all the gas prices go up, right, just

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<v Speaker 1>they're just gouging. And then of course stock market like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, yes, do you check your stocks? Like? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, I'm so happy you asked me this.

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<v Speaker 1>I ran into Ashley yesterday. I tell you that. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was leaving Charles Schwab because I was um,

0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:23.520
<v Speaker 1>I had to sit down with the VP, my VP there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I bought a bunch more stock, but you know,

0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:28.800
<v Speaker 1>we talked about it before I bought it, as opposed

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<v Speaker 1>to yes, and then I was just buying more stuff

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<v Speaker 1>of things I already have that are doing well. So

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's just nice to kind of like sit

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<v Speaker 1>down and like really talk to someone who's like who

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<v Speaker 1>has done the research, because there's so much information out

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<v Speaker 1>there that will make your head spend as opposed to

0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:51.480
<v Speaker 1>like cal calling me being like girl, let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what's good but the stocks and then I go

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<v Speaker 1>buy it right now. I really need somebody who is

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<v Speaker 1>who is who has done the res So we sat

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<v Speaker 1>down for like um an hour and I got a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of stuff and then um, I walked out and

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<v Speaker 1>I ran into Ashley Derby doing the same thing. No,

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<v Speaker 1>she's going to Fox five. Yes, but she you know,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a whole another story. And um, you might see

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of our conversation on season seven of

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<v Speaker 1>the Real House. Well it's a potomic Oh okay, maybe

0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:21.360
<v Speaker 1>maybe not. I don't know. Was that a t you

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<v Speaker 1>doing on Fox five? She was doing the pop culture

0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:27.439
<v Speaker 1>she was doing. I don't know what. She was just

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<v Speaker 1>like hanging out, don't. I don't know happen. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just weird because I never see Ashley and but that's

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<v Speaker 1>talking about yeah, Um, but I digress. What were we

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? Um, gas prices and then and then how

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<v Speaker 1>the stock market goes crazy? When okay, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>went about my stocks. Um. But I think that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the powers that be congressmen or people, they know what

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing, and they just feel I think at some

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<v Speaker 1>point we all just need to say we're not doing

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<v Speaker 1>it anymore. We're not buying gas. How are we gonna

0:13:57.440 --> 0:14:00.000
<v Speaker 1>do that? I'm just gonna say, we're not buying gas.

0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:03.559
<v Speaker 1>Done with these gas prices? How are we going to

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<v Speaker 1>do that. How are we doing? I don't know, but

0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:07.920
<v Speaker 1>you know clearly remember when remember was it six months

0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:13.080
<v Speaker 1>ago when there was no gas? Oh, yes, there was

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<v Speaker 1>no gas. We lost our damn minds. We were like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, we gotta find it was a whole

0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:31.240
<v Speaker 1>much of none of nothing, No toilet paper, no paper, towels, nothing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of Russia, So Brittany Grinder, Grinder is over there,

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<v Speaker 1>and like, what's taking her so long to get out?

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<v Speaker 1>Like why can't we get her out? Okay, do we

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<v Speaker 1>have an update because the last thing I heard was

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<v Speaker 1>that she was arrested going through So Brittany Grinder, for

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<v Speaker 1>those who don't know, it's a w NBA basketball player. Um,

0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:54.960
<v Speaker 1>she's very tall, you can't miss her. Um. So she was,

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<v Speaker 1>and she played professionally in Russia and she probably was

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<v Speaker 1>finished her season there and then they come over to

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<v Speaker 1>the US and playing the w n B A right.

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy thing is so in the w n B, A

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<v Speaker 1>the highest paid player makes probably like two hundred thousand dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>which is crazy, the highest paid player and the w

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<v Speaker 1>NBA w the United States compared to you know, Steph

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<v Speaker 1>Curry making whatever forty million dollars a year. But you

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<v Speaker 1>know what's so crazy, what's the lowest paid NBA player making?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably yeah, yeah, actually right, the minimum, the league minimum

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<v Speaker 1>is definitely more than the highest. But in Russia, so

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<v Speaker 1>so so the w NBA players they play overseas in

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<v Speaker 1>the w n B A off season because they make

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<v Speaker 1>they can make a million, two million dollars. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I think Britney Grinder was making like maybe two million

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<v Speaker 1>in Russia. Maybe one to two. I don't know. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>Brittney is on her way home. She's on her way home. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling the story. You know, she was at the

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<v Speaker 1>airport in Russia on her way home to um come

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<v Speaker 1>home and start her n w NBA season, and apparently

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<v Speaker 1>they stopped her for having a vape um pin with

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<v Speaker 1>like canniboid oil, Ye, cannabis can is it canniboid? Is

0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:17.160
<v Speaker 1>a cannib what? I think it's cannabis. No, the oil

0:16:17.200 --> 0:16:21.320
<v Speaker 1>they call it canniboid oil. It's not cannabis oil. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't say that. Industries, right, I'm about to look it up, Okay, industries.

0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:29.640
<v Speaker 1>Nobody says canniboid canna. They say cannabis, cannab annoid cannabinoid

0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:34.360
<v Speaker 1>canna be annoyed, okay, oils and her so that so

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it's like I mean, it's weed. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>like a vape pin smoke weed whatever. And she's like

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<v Speaker 1>arrested like it with no there's no way out, there's

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<v Speaker 1>no like, okay, what is going to happen? So she's

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<v Speaker 1>in Russian um jail, Russian jail, and they put a

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<v Speaker 1>picture out with her, a picture of her in their

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<v Speaker 1>presence or in their custody, but there's like no like

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<v Speaker 1>like what are they doing to her? And then but

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<v Speaker 1>then I read something where somebody thinks, um, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a Russian person over there. They think she didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>have it, they think she was planted it or they're lying.

0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Like I think, what the good news is we all

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<v Speaker 1>know about it because a lot of times things happened

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<v Speaker 1>to us black women and that ship gets sweeped under

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<v Speaker 1>the rug and we don't even know. But I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like Biden is on top of it. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what that means. I'm sorry, don't. Russia is a whole

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<v Speaker 1>another animal, I know, but we got to don't know

0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:30.679
<v Speaker 1>if there's anything that anybody can do. Kamma need to

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<v Speaker 1>go over there. Who who is going to Russia? Who?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't know. But she got to get

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<v Speaker 1>Brittany got to get out of there. Can you imagine

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<v Speaker 1>what's like what she's dealing with, what she's going through.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope that they're not like, you know, hurting her,

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<v Speaker 1>torturing her. I hope they're feeding her. I hope she's

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<v Speaker 1>like healthy. I mean, this is just insane, tough news

0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:52.640
<v Speaker 1>to hear this morning. W NBA start. Brittney Griner will

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<v Speaker 1>be in detention in Russia now until at least May nineteen.

0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:59.760
<v Speaker 1>Accord extended her arrest on charges of smuggling. Has she

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<v Speaker 1>oil Grinder faces up to ten years in prison. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's ridiculous, like why what is first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>can we get to this war? What are what here?

0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:15.040
<v Speaker 1>But you know this is a sad part. Okay, clear, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I just heard Biden just signed one trillion dollars to

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<v Speaker 1>go over there. No, it was eight million. It was

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<v Speaker 1>one trillion with a t one trillion. Carlie looked at

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<v Speaker 1>up one trillion dollars he signed and then like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>eight hundred billion or something is allocated to Ukrainians to

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<v Speaker 1>helping the Ukrainian people, but it's this war. Because of it,

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<v Speaker 1>he signed a one trillion with a T deal to

0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:48.520
<v Speaker 1>is onellion trillion with a T O? And what is

0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:50.639
<v Speaker 1>that going to? What is that doing? What is that

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<v Speaker 1>for defense? It's clearly it's it's clearly not for the

0:18:55.320 --> 0:19:00.520
<v Speaker 1>uneducated and poverty stricken schools in this country. And if

0:19:00.560 --> 0:19:02.840
<v Speaker 1>they just have money stashed away for like certain things,

0:19:03.240 --> 0:19:07.440
<v Speaker 1>it's like they have a stash of money specifically for

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<v Speaker 1>this and you can only touch it for this. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't understand why

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<v Speaker 1>this became at one point trillion dollar, I mean one

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<v Speaker 1>point five trained dollar problem for us? This is this,

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<v Speaker 1>This is US money for what everyone always looks to

0:19:21.600 --> 0:19:23.720
<v Speaker 1>the US to solve problems. Now, don't get me wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>this is horrible and I want to help the Ukrainian

0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:28.000
<v Speaker 1>people for sure, But to the tune of one point

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<v Speaker 1>five I don't know what that What is that getting?

0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:33.360
<v Speaker 1>What is that? What is that getting assistance to help

0:19:33.359 --> 0:19:41.040
<v Speaker 1>the country defend itself against Russians, Yes, humanitarian needs and

0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:43.720
<v Speaker 1>to help them fight. Okay, so okay, but long we

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<v Speaker 1>make it stop. I wanted to stop so that's what

0:19:47.080 --> 0:19:48.520
<v Speaker 1>I want to happen. This is what I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>needs to happen. Unfortunately, Putin needs to win, did you

0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:55.720
<v Speaker 1>got We gotta give him some kind of win because

0:19:55.760 --> 0:19:58.200
<v Speaker 1>he's he's he's an egomaniac and he's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>just go away unless he feels like he has some

0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:02.520
<v Speaker 1>sort of win. So they just need to just be like, here,

0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:04.360
<v Speaker 1>you can have it Ukraine as your no, you can

0:20:04.400 --> 0:20:06.840
<v Speaker 1>have a portion, like give him, give him a city,

0:20:06.960 --> 0:20:10.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, give him something so just can stop. Okay,

0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:14.960
<v Speaker 1>that's it. Okay, that's it. That's my plan. That is

0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:17.919
<v Speaker 1>my strategic military. It is so crazy. I was. I

0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:22.359
<v Speaker 1>watched the Ukrainian President's addressed to the Congress today and

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<v Speaker 1>he showed a video. Carly got something to say. So

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<v Speaker 1>the one point five trillion is not just for that,

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<v Speaker 1>It also averts the government shutdown. So at one point

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<v Speaker 1>five trillion takes care of a lot, thank you, I

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<v Speaker 1>told you. Okay, Carly clarified as I said, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>one point five trillion going to the Ukraine. No, No,

0:20:41.840 --> 0:20:44.800
<v Speaker 1>I read it was eight million. Still a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 1>But so the one point five trillion was just something

0:20:47.520 --> 0:20:50.160
<v Speaker 1>that he that was just that's a bill or something

0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:52.600
<v Speaker 1>he sent, he signed for a whole bunch of stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>most of it going to causes in the United States.

0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:01.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't like any of it. Okay, yes, I don't

0:21:01.040 --> 0:21:04.040
<v Speaker 1>like any but okay. So he showed this video of like,

0:21:04.640 --> 0:21:07.880
<v Speaker 1>you know, it was like the just position the Ukrainian president,

0:21:08.359 --> 0:21:11.320
<v Speaker 1>the juxtaposition of like the country, the beautiful country, people

0:21:11.440 --> 0:21:16.480
<v Speaker 1>enjoying its smiling families, next to like, yes, the devastation,

0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:19.879
<v Speaker 1>the buildings being bombed, the kids crying, the you know,

0:21:20.000 --> 0:21:22.160
<v Speaker 1>dead bodies, and it was just like, it is so

0:21:22.200 --> 0:21:26.320
<v Speaker 1>insane that this is a modern day country in two

0:21:26.400 --> 0:21:28.720
<v Speaker 1>and this is they're going through this. I cannot imagine it.

0:21:28.840 --> 0:21:31.680
<v Speaker 1>This is just hard. The other statistic that is insane

0:21:31.680 --> 0:21:35.000
<v Speaker 1>to me I read I heard it was you get

0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:39.119
<v Speaker 1>these conflicting numbers right with this war. So at least

0:21:39.119 --> 0:21:43.879
<v Speaker 1>six thousand Russian soldiers have been killed within the past

0:21:43.960 --> 0:21:49.280
<v Speaker 1>three weeks fighting this war that Russia started at. Yes,

0:21:49.800 --> 0:21:53.720
<v Speaker 1>they said, over the course of twenty years in Afghanistan,

0:21:53.880 --> 0:21:58.320
<v Speaker 1>Iraq Middle East War, that's how many we lost. How

0:21:58.320 --> 0:22:01.800
<v Speaker 1>many American soldiers we lost? Not even in the course

0:22:01.800 --> 0:22:06.200
<v Speaker 1>of twenty years, the US was in US and they've

0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:09.399
<v Speaker 1>lost six six thousand soldiers in three weeks and sane,

0:22:10.000 --> 0:22:14.200
<v Speaker 1>and so he's why he's not only destructing the Ukraine

0:22:14.200 --> 0:22:17.119
<v Speaker 1>and killing their people. His people are dying. He name care.

0:22:17.160 --> 0:22:21.359
<v Speaker 1>He hain't blinking right, This man is somewhere. Yeah, the

0:22:21.359 --> 0:22:25.320
<v Speaker 1>oliguard yachts. Is that what I call the Okay? But okay,

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<v Speaker 1>on another subject, speaking of the worst, remember the worst

0:22:30.240 --> 0:22:32.760
<v Speaker 1>gift you ever got, because we kind of talked about

0:22:32.760 --> 0:22:36.120
<v Speaker 1>this before on another podcast. Oh yes, do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to tell the people? I mean, okay, this is like

0:22:38.960 --> 0:22:42.080
<v Speaker 1>so random, but I was thinking about it the other

0:22:42.160 --> 0:22:45.639
<v Speaker 1>day and I'll tell you what I was thinking about it. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, years ago, one gifted me a glass penis,

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<v Speaker 1>a big clear glass penis. Okay, So when you say

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<v Speaker 1>glass penis, was it did? It? Was it heavy light glass?

0:22:56.000 --> 0:22:59.480
<v Speaker 1>It was? It was glass? It was it was It

0:22:59.640 --> 0:23:04.600
<v Speaker 1>wasn't hollow glass, right, it was like it was like glass. Okay,

0:23:04.640 --> 0:23:06.720
<v Speaker 1>So what did you do with that? Because I think

0:23:06.720 --> 0:23:09.639
<v Speaker 1>he thought I was gonna like find pleasure out of it, right,

0:23:10.000 --> 0:23:12.879
<v Speaker 1>but it was literally like hard as a rock, like literal,

0:23:17.359 --> 0:23:20.080
<v Speaker 1>and there there was nothing I could do with that.

0:23:20.440 --> 0:23:24.040
<v Speaker 1>And it's so funny. So I put it like this was, um,

0:23:24.160 --> 0:23:25.960
<v Speaker 1>this is like years ago. It's like so like I

0:23:26.000 --> 0:23:29.080
<v Speaker 1>put it at my parents house in my old bedroom,

0:23:29.119 --> 0:23:33.080
<v Speaker 1>in like one of my old drawers. So one day,

0:23:33.119 --> 0:23:36.199
<v Speaker 1>like years later, my brother was like cleaning out my

0:23:36.359 --> 0:23:39.240
<v Speaker 1>room because he was in there putting his stuff in there,

0:23:39.640 --> 0:23:45.080
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, yeah, do you want this glass penis? Okay?

0:23:45.119 --> 0:23:47.800
<v Speaker 1>But wait, wait wait who told one and this was

0:23:47.840 --> 0:23:50.960
<v Speaker 1>a good gift? Let's start there, like why this is

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<v Speaker 1>not a good gift? Oh don't know. He just was

0:23:54.200 --> 0:23:57.960
<v Speaker 1>like surprised I got you something like why And I'm

0:23:58.040 --> 0:24:01.640
<v Speaker 1>like looking at like what, like you you know, okay,

0:24:01.640 --> 0:24:03.520
<v Speaker 1>it's a little bit younger. I'm like, you clearly don't

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<v Speaker 1>understand the female anatomy because this thing is not going

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<v Speaker 1>Do you feel good now? So he made up for

0:24:11.359 --> 0:24:13.919
<v Speaker 1>it though the gift that feels good? Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>let's hear it. Have you have you heard of the rose?

0:24:15.880 --> 0:24:18.200
<v Speaker 1>Have you seen the ads for the road? I've seen

0:24:18.280 --> 0:24:21.840
<v Speaker 1>the ads for the roads on the shade road shades wherever.

0:24:22.000 --> 0:24:23.919
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It could be like urban you know,

0:24:24.000 --> 0:24:26.760
<v Speaker 1>urban sites or just random Instagram sites. Is this the

0:24:26.800 --> 0:24:30.280
<v Speaker 1>one with like the tongue. It's not a tongue. It's like, um,

0:24:30.320 --> 0:24:33.560
<v Speaker 1>it literally looks like a rose pedal, like you know

0:24:33.600 --> 0:24:35.840
<v Speaker 1>that you can like hold in your palm of your hand.

0:24:36.600 --> 0:24:41.280
<v Speaker 1>In the center of it is like a like hollow okay,

0:24:41.480 --> 0:24:48.680
<v Speaker 1>and it has like a suction action. Okay, Rose, Yes,

0:24:49.119 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 1>what's it called rose? The roads? Okay, okay, look it up. So,

0:24:52.680 --> 0:24:54.240
<v Speaker 1>like you know when you're on Instagram and you see

0:24:54.280 --> 0:24:56.879
<v Speaker 1>these ads and you're like, man, whatever, they lie, and

0:24:57.400 --> 0:25:00.320
<v Speaker 1>you know because the ads are like deceiving all the

0:25:00.400 --> 0:25:02.800
<v Speaker 1>people and the people are going crazy in the ads.

0:25:02.800 --> 0:25:06.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like the ads are like reviews. Okay, like oh

0:25:06.560 --> 0:25:09.800
<v Speaker 1>my gosh, this is like, you know, the best thing ever.

0:25:09.960 --> 0:25:12.600
<v Speaker 1>You'll never want anything else, and blah blah blah blah

0:25:12.600 --> 0:25:18.359
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. Yeah, those ads don't lie. Yes, Robins said,

0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:22.520
<v Speaker 1>the ads are true. You don't want nothing but the rose.

0:25:22.760 --> 0:25:25.040
<v Speaker 1>So look, you gotta get me a rose. Look it up,

0:25:25.359 --> 0:25:27.640
<v Speaker 1>look it up. Okay, So are there are there? Because

0:25:27.680 --> 0:25:29.600
<v Speaker 1>Carlin is over here shaking her head like, so are

0:25:29.640 --> 0:25:32.880
<v Speaker 1>there counterfeit rolls? You gotta get the real deal rose. Okay,

0:25:32.920 --> 0:25:34.960
<v Speaker 1>So don't get the fake rolls. Okay, okay, yeah, I

0:25:34.960 --> 0:25:37.320
<v Speaker 1>don't know whatever I got it, whether it's the real

0:25:37.440 --> 0:25:40.199
<v Speaker 1>or the not. It's so. Did you thank Wine for

0:25:40.240 --> 0:25:47.080
<v Speaker 1>this gift from making up for flash Penis? Thank you? Okay,

0:25:47.080 --> 0:25:49.639
<v Speaker 1>thank you Wine? Yes, yes, so everyone, Look, I know

0:25:49.720 --> 0:25:53.119
<v Speaker 1>I give product recommendations. Yes, I recommended my coffee. A

0:25:53.160 --> 0:25:55.240
<v Speaker 1>lot of people went and got the coffee. They said

0:25:55.240 --> 0:25:57.600
<v Speaker 1>it tastes good. Right, I hope you lost a couple

0:25:57.600 --> 0:26:01.520
<v Speaker 1>of pounds. Um, so is so if you want some pleasure,

0:26:01.720 --> 0:26:05.920
<v Speaker 1>some some toys and some pleasurable toys. The rods investing

0:26:06.000 --> 0:26:08.240
<v Speaker 1>the roads. Okay, don't be shy to use it with

0:26:08.280 --> 0:26:11.879
<v Speaker 1>your partner. Everybody, Okay, alright, Robin so here giving some

0:26:11.920 --> 0:26:15.080
<v Speaker 1>sex tips. Okay, she's talent. Trying to tell people how

0:26:15.119 --> 0:26:18.040
<v Speaker 1>you stay in good with your partner. Make sure he

0:26:18.119 --> 0:26:21.680
<v Speaker 1>is satisfied. Yes, okay, so just okay, I'm gonna ask questions,

0:26:21.680 --> 0:26:24.960
<v Speaker 1>but I won't. I'm we're gonna move on. Um okay,

0:26:25.000 --> 0:26:26.960
<v Speaker 1>but we do have to. We will be remiss if

0:26:26.960 --> 0:26:32.400
<v Speaker 1>we didn't talk about Tracy Braxton. Um. Yes, that kind

0:26:32.400 --> 0:26:34.399
<v Speaker 1>of like caught me off guard. Did you know she

0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:37.560
<v Speaker 1>was ill? No? No, I didn't even know. No, I didn't.

0:26:37.640 --> 0:26:39.520
<v Speaker 1>But I mean, I'm sure people close to her did.

0:26:39.600 --> 0:26:42.560
<v Speaker 1>So that is that I'm so young and fifty years old.

0:26:43.119 --> 0:26:52.560
<v Speaker 1>What was it? Asoph asophagus cancer? Yes, should we go again? Um?

0:26:52.680 --> 0:26:56.719
<v Speaker 1>I praying for the Braxton family, Praying for her husband,

0:26:56.800 --> 0:26:59.639
<v Speaker 1>her kids, her grandchild. I think she had one grandchild.

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<v Speaker 1>Like so sad, so sad, so sad. And she came

0:27:03.000 --> 0:27:05.920
<v Speaker 1>to like a premiere Real Housewives of Potomac premiere party.

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:10.000
<v Speaker 1>She shorted, she was amazing. I've run into her out

0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:12.560
<v Speaker 1>and about, just like in the streets, and she's always

0:27:12.560 --> 0:27:14.880
<v Speaker 1>been like the same tracy that you see, like if

0:27:14.880 --> 0:27:18.679
<v Speaker 1>you've ever watched the Braxton's like cool, normal, um, fun,

0:27:19.119 --> 0:27:22.520
<v Speaker 1>say whatever's on her mind, like I, you know, praying

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:25.480
<v Speaker 1>for definitely praying for the Braxton family. Now, another family

0:27:25.480 --> 0:27:30.040
<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about is um there's a new

0:27:30.040 --> 0:27:33.240
<v Speaker 1>show on Bravo called Candy in the Gang or the

0:27:33.280 --> 0:27:38.639
<v Speaker 1>O L G Or. Okay, So I have watched and

0:27:38.680 --> 0:27:43.440
<v Speaker 1>I might borderline be obsessed. Okay, not obsessed a couple

0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:48.399
<v Speaker 1>of things. Okay, So Candy once again has added to

0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:55.640
<v Speaker 1>her bag. You know, Candy continues to get the bag. Okay,

0:27:55.760 --> 0:27:58.320
<v Speaker 1>So the O L G Or Candy in the Gang

0:27:58.359 --> 0:28:00.760
<v Speaker 1>was in production. They had to stop down because of COVID,

0:28:01.280 --> 0:28:03.600
<v Speaker 1>and I've always heard great things from the production side

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:05.679
<v Speaker 1>as it relates to this show. So finally it's on

0:28:05.720 --> 0:28:08.720
<v Speaker 1>the air. I think I've seen like two episodes. It's

0:28:08.760 --> 0:28:10.680
<v Speaker 1>let me tell you what's good about it. There's a

0:28:10.760 --> 0:28:14.080
<v Speaker 1>dynamic of the old ladies, so like Candy's mom and

0:28:14.119 --> 0:28:17.760
<v Speaker 1>her two aunts, who are like the best um. One

0:28:17.800 --> 0:28:20.439
<v Speaker 1>of them actually reminds me of my family New Orleans,

0:28:20.560 --> 0:28:22.440
<v Speaker 1>and like just the way that they talked, the way

0:28:22.480 --> 0:28:24.159
<v Speaker 1>they interact with each other, it's like you want to

0:28:24.160 --> 0:28:26.359
<v Speaker 1>like hear what they're gonna say. And half the time

0:28:26.359 --> 0:28:28.919
<v Speaker 1>they cust in each other out, so that's comedy. And

0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:31.680
<v Speaker 1>then there's all of the employees that work at ol

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:36.320
<v Speaker 1>G and they are funny, really, they are very funny.

0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:37.959
<v Speaker 1>There's one that's my favorite. I'm gonna say right now.

0:28:37.960 --> 0:28:46.040
<v Speaker 1>His name is Brian. Brian wears different two pages and Uman, yes, yes,

0:28:46.560 --> 0:28:48.480
<v Speaker 1>he would, let you know. This is too paid number

0:28:48.480 --> 0:28:51.840
<v Speaker 1>two and this is the other one like he I

0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:53.880
<v Speaker 1>like him a lot, and I think it's a hit.

0:28:53.960 --> 0:28:56.520
<v Speaker 1>So Candy, good job once good. All right, I'm gonna

0:28:56.560 --> 0:28:58.440
<v Speaker 1>have to watch. You don't have to watch and it's funny.

0:28:58.560 --> 0:29:02.320
<v Speaker 1>It's like it's like it's just the right amount of drama.

0:29:02.600 --> 0:29:05.480
<v Speaker 1>It's not over the chop drama. Yes, so and then

0:29:05.480 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 1>it always makes me. I've seen two episodes and after

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:09.240
<v Speaker 1>I finished watching, I feel like I want to eat

0:29:09.280 --> 0:29:13.640
<v Speaker 1>some something. Food they have They have like food laid out,

0:29:13.720 --> 0:29:16.120
<v Speaker 1>some macaroni and cheese, like I want to get into it. Yeah,

0:29:17.120 --> 0:29:20.080
<v Speaker 1>have you eaten there? Yes, I have. I I took

0:29:20.080 --> 0:29:22.760
<v Speaker 1>the girls there. Jamal was with us, and yes, the

0:29:22.760 --> 0:29:26.959
<v Speaker 1>food is very good. Yeah, okay, I did see a

0:29:27.000 --> 0:29:31.960
<v Speaker 1>snippet of a show and one of her I don't know, cousins, nephews.

0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:37.920
<v Speaker 1>Whatever is the parking lot attended? Yes, they charge for

0:29:37.960 --> 0:29:41.000
<v Speaker 1>people to park in the parking lot, do they they do?

0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay tender, I think, yeah, I don't. I don't without

0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:47.880
<v Speaker 1>knowing anymore to the story, that's all I saw, Like,

0:29:48.240 --> 0:29:53.040
<v Speaker 1>without any backstory, that's insane. Um. And he's the charging

0:29:53.080 --> 0:29:55.920
<v Speaker 1>for the parking lot. It doesn't matter. He takes pride

0:29:56.120 --> 0:29:59.240
<v Speaker 1>in the fact that he's handling that parking lot. Okay,

0:29:59.560 --> 0:30:01.280
<v Speaker 1>I guess, like a normal parking lot, like if you

0:30:01.320 --> 0:30:04.120
<v Speaker 1>go somewhere and there's a parking garage, you gotta pay, right,

0:30:04.200 --> 0:30:07.760
<v Speaker 1>but I feel like usually that's run by a parking

0:30:08.480 --> 0:30:12.000
<v Speaker 1>lot company. Yes, it's run by a parking lot company

0:30:12.000 --> 0:30:14.920
<v Speaker 1>called Candy's cousin. So he doesn't work for O l G.

0:30:15.120 --> 0:30:19.600
<v Speaker 1>He works for the parking lot company which is behind

0:30:19.680 --> 0:30:23.280
<v Speaker 1>OLG and property of Candy. Yes, it's part of O

0:30:23.440 --> 0:30:26.720
<v Speaker 1>l G. Okay, I'm just saying, if if if they

0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:29.320
<v Speaker 1>own that parking lot right like, or you know, if

0:30:29.320 --> 0:30:31.480
<v Speaker 1>that comes, if that's part of their lease or whatever,

0:30:31.800 --> 0:30:34.600
<v Speaker 1>that's insane. If they're charging for the parking lot. I

0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:37.920
<v Speaker 1>don't know the particulars. However, he takes his job very seriously,

0:30:37.960 --> 0:30:40.040
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not mad at it because he takes his

0:30:40.120 --> 0:30:43.320
<v Speaker 1>job seriously. And then they have and Carly said he's fine.

0:30:43.560 --> 0:30:47.360
<v Speaker 1>Then they have, um, a guy that comes to do okay,

0:30:47.400 --> 0:30:48.880
<v Speaker 1>is this the same guy that's gonna do like the

0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:53.240
<v Speaker 1>Friday night Um okay, they have another guy that does

0:30:53.360 --> 0:30:58.440
<v Speaker 1>like the backyard Friday jam session. I guess, oh nice, okay, yes,

0:30:58.720 --> 0:31:00.280
<v Speaker 1>And Brian has already let us know he has a

0:31:00.360 --> 0:31:03.160
<v Speaker 1>very large penis. So you know, I was like, I

0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:05.719
<v Speaker 1>didn't you know how you can signe a guy? I

0:31:05.760 --> 0:31:08.080
<v Speaker 1>sized him up and I didn't signed him with the

0:31:08.200 --> 0:31:11.320
<v Speaker 1>large one. Yes that you think he's lying. No, I

0:31:11.320 --> 0:31:12.880
<v Speaker 1>don't think he's lying because he said he saw it

0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:15.320
<v Speaker 1>and he tugged it and plugged it. No, not plugged it,

0:31:16.560 --> 0:31:19.040
<v Speaker 1>he did something to it. Oh wait, somebody said that

0:31:19.080 --> 0:31:23.719
<v Speaker 1>about someone else. Yes, oh yes, yeah, I mean, you know,

0:31:24.440 --> 0:31:26.680
<v Speaker 1>it made me look at Toring. I think his name

0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:29.200
<v Speaker 1>is a whole different way. Yes. So this is on

0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Bravo Sunday nights. Y'all check it all the way out,

0:31:31.960 --> 0:31:33.920
<v Speaker 1>all right, And I heard the ratings aren't great, So yeah,

0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:36.560
<v Speaker 1>I guess I know. I just saw like, um yeah,

0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:38.680
<v Speaker 1>they weren't great. I don't think, but you know, what

0:31:38.720 --> 0:31:41.160
<v Speaker 1>do I know? I mean, it's a new show, the

0:31:41.240 --> 0:31:43.960
<v Speaker 1>show hopefully it'll pick up because they're going to get

0:31:44.040 --> 0:31:55.400
<v Speaker 1>one more viewer from me because okay, good, good, good good. Okay.

0:31:55.440 --> 0:31:57.400
<v Speaker 1>So we have talked about some things in the past

0:31:58.240 --> 0:32:01.520
<v Speaker 1>that our viewers y'all love us and y'all try to

0:32:01.520 --> 0:32:04.440
<v Speaker 1>help us out. So apparently in the past I talked

0:32:04.480 --> 0:32:06.600
<v Speaker 1>about the fact that I go to these hotels and

0:32:06.640 --> 0:32:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I cannot sleep unless all the curtains are um closed.

0:32:10.800 --> 0:32:13.880
<v Speaker 1>But then there's always like this slip, right, okay, so

0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:17.680
<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. Dana's World. Dana's World hooked me

0:32:17.760 --> 0:32:21.240
<v Speaker 1>up and y'all sent a nice little email, and Dana's

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:25.880
<v Speaker 1>World said, Hi, Jazell was listening to your podcast. You

0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:28.239
<v Speaker 1>ladies are doing an amazing job, by the way, and

0:32:28.320 --> 0:32:32.040
<v Speaker 1>you mentioned you cannot stand that little sliver of light

0:32:32.120 --> 0:32:36.440
<v Speaker 1>that peeks through the curtains once you close them. Mmmmmm.

0:32:36.880 --> 0:32:38.880
<v Speaker 1>She said, well, I got your girl. I'm a flight attendant,

0:32:38.920 --> 0:32:40.880
<v Speaker 1>so I know the struggle is real when it's time

0:32:40.920 --> 0:32:43.840
<v Speaker 1>to get your beauty sleep. So instead of playing hercules

0:32:43.880 --> 0:32:47.120
<v Speaker 1>and moving furniture, to grab a couple of hotel hangars. Okay,

0:32:47.120 --> 0:32:48.920
<v Speaker 1>so this is this is the hack, y'all. What you

0:32:48.920 --> 0:32:51.040
<v Speaker 1>do is you grab a couple of hotel hangars with

0:32:51.120 --> 0:32:54.440
<v Speaker 1>clips and clip them to the curtains so that the

0:32:54.440 --> 0:32:56.960
<v Speaker 1>curtains closed. And she even sent me, Dana, you the

0:32:57.000 --> 0:32:58.680
<v Speaker 1>best because you even sent me a picture so that

0:32:58.680 --> 0:33:00.680
<v Speaker 1>I can understand what you're talking about. So you take that,

0:33:00.800 --> 0:33:02.880
<v Speaker 1>you go into the closet, you take those hangars with

0:33:02.920 --> 0:33:05.200
<v Speaker 1>the clips, and then you go over to the curtain

0:33:05.480 --> 0:33:10.960
<v Speaker 1>and you clip that blicky shut. Yes, yes, okay, so listen,

0:33:11.080 --> 0:33:13.280
<v Speaker 1>that's what I'll be doing from now on, That's what

0:33:13.280 --> 0:33:16.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be doing. And then she said that's genius rights.

0:33:16.280 --> 0:33:19.920
<v Speaker 1>But it's so like, duh, why didn't I think of that? Yes,

0:33:20.240 --> 0:33:22.880
<v Speaker 1>she said, um, it'll be pitch black in the room.

0:33:22.920 --> 0:33:27.000
<v Speaker 1>Trust keep doing an awesome job, ladies. Yes, thank you, Dana, Dana,

0:33:27.080 --> 0:33:31.600
<v Speaker 1>we love you. Thank you. That is so funny. So okay,

0:33:31.640 --> 0:33:37.320
<v Speaker 1>So on a previous episode, I discussed that I, um,

0:33:37.360 --> 0:33:39.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, when I was younger, I had aspirations to

0:33:39.400 --> 0:33:41.840
<v Speaker 1>stand up in pe right, okay, Robin. I thought we

0:33:41.840 --> 0:33:44.960
<v Speaker 1>were never turning about this again. Okay, I mean, but

0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:49.160
<v Speaker 1>I learned I'm not the only one, really only female

0:33:49.560 --> 0:33:52.320
<v Speaker 1>that wants to be able to stand up in your nate.

0:33:52.560 --> 0:33:58.120
<v Speaker 1>So somebody, yes, okay, I'm being proper if I say

0:33:58.160 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 1>p aorund my parents, I mean, I mean, you're in

0:34:00.240 --> 0:34:03.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, like do your parents like when you were younger?

0:34:03.080 --> 0:34:05.480
<v Speaker 1>Did they did? They would say p or you have

0:34:05.600 --> 0:34:09.560
<v Speaker 1>to say your nate. Um I would say shut up

0:34:09.600 --> 0:34:13.000
<v Speaker 1>and they would say no, stop talking. Or I would

0:34:13.000 --> 0:34:17.720
<v Speaker 1>say but and they would say no, you're behind. Oh okay, okay,

0:34:18.040 --> 0:34:20.200
<v Speaker 1>actually just my mother, not my dad. My dad could

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:22.279
<v Speaker 1>care less. Yeah, we like simple things such as p

0:34:23.000 --> 0:34:25.600
<v Speaker 1>I would have to say your n okay, all right,

0:34:25.640 --> 0:34:32.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm here for or poop. It's what bow movement? Oh yeah,

0:34:32.600 --> 0:34:35.239
<v Speaker 1>do you know how old bow movement is? Yeah? Do

0:34:35.280 --> 0:34:37.640
<v Speaker 1>you know how old schools and my parents are and

0:34:37.719 --> 0:34:40.399
<v Speaker 1>my grandmother and all them. Okay yes, oh no, it's

0:34:40.520 --> 0:34:45.000
<v Speaker 1>like so so proper, so old school. So my just

0:34:45.040 --> 0:34:47.080
<v Speaker 1>to know poop it is, I have to I have

0:34:47.160 --> 0:34:50.160
<v Speaker 1>to go take a bow movement or make a bow movement.

0:34:51.200 --> 0:34:54.680
<v Speaker 1>My granda ship, my grandmother would say, did you make

0:34:54.719 --> 0:34:57.480
<v Speaker 1>a movement? Okay, I'll be like, what the hell is

0:34:57.520 --> 0:35:01.200
<v Speaker 1>a movement? You know what a movement is? Okay? Yeah.

0:35:01.320 --> 0:35:05.640
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, so someone m d M me and a

0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:11.200
<v Speaker 1>link to an Amazon female urination device. So on Amazon

0:35:11.239 --> 0:35:14.680
<v Speaker 1>you can google this. There's a female urination device. And

0:35:14.880 --> 0:35:18.359
<v Speaker 1>it's like it looks kind of like a funnel. Yeah,

0:35:18.400 --> 0:35:19.920
<v Speaker 1>it actually says, so this is if you want to

0:35:19.960 --> 0:35:23.480
<v Speaker 1>pe standing up. It's a portable urinal for women standing

0:35:23.560 --> 0:35:28.840
<v Speaker 1>up to P funnel, reusable, reusable women P funnel. So

0:35:29.120 --> 0:35:32.840
<v Speaker 1>I think the it's primarily used for camping or like

0:35:32.920 --> 0:35:38.240
<v Speaker 1>outdoor things. Oh okay, that makes sense, that makes sense right, Um,

0:35:38.280 --> 0:35:40.840
<v Speaker 1>But for me, it's going to be used to stand

0:35:40.880 --> 0:35:43.959
<v Speaker 1>up in your name in my toilet. Okay, wait, Robin,

0:35:44.000 --> 0:35:48.840
<v Speaker 1>you're buying this? Sure? Run not okay, Okay, this is

0:35:48.840 --> 0:35:50.319
<v Speaker 1>what I want you to do. I want you to

0:35:50.440 --> 0:35:54.120
<v Speaker 1>buy this thing, this contraption alright by now, Okay, happening.

0:35:54.239 --> 0:35:56.160
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to come to the house. I want you

0:35:56.239 --> 0:35:59.759
<v Speaker 1>to do this in front of wine and then I

0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:02.560
<v Speaker 1>want to know wants reaction to seeing you standing up

0:36:02.560 --> 0:36:09.200
<v Speaker 1>in pe bam order placed all right, so people, because

0:36:09.400 --> 0:36:12.000
<v Speaker 1>one is going to have a reaction and no question's

0:36:12.000 --> 0:36:15.319
<v Speaker 1>gonna grabbing your insane. He didn't like, yes, he loves

0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:17.279
<v Speaker 1>my boofy. But so I gotta tell you another thing

0:36:17.280 --> 0:36:20.640
<v Speaker 1>I bought off the Amazon her a recommendation. Um, it

0:36:20.680 --> 0:36:22.359
<v Speaker 1>wasn't something that talked on the podcast, but we can

0:36:22.360 --> 0:36:25.120
<v Speaker 1>talk about it now. So I posted a picture in

0:36:25.200 --> 0:36:28.600
<v Speaker 1>my stories of or is a boomerang of Carter eating

0:36:28.680 --> 0:36:33.080
<v Speaker 1>cheetos with a glove. So okay, so he put a

0:36:33.080 --> 0:36:34.960
<v Speaker 1>glove on. I'm like sitting in the kitchen and he's

0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:36.080
<v Speaker 1>like putting his glove on. I'm like, what are you

0:36:36.080 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 1>about to do? He's like, I'm about to eat cheetos.

0:36:37.920 --> 0:36:40.160
<v Speaker 1>So he put a glove on to eat his cheetos

0:36:40.239 --> 0:36:42.680
<v Speaker 1>because he didn't want to get the stain his fingers

0:36:42.719 --> 0:36:45.799
<v Speaker 1>all dirty. Right, I'm for that, okay, Car it was Carter,

0:36:45.840 --> 0:36:49.280
<v Speaker 1>of course, of course it was Carter. Yeah, the pretty boy.

0:36:49.800 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 1>So he um. So someone DM me and told me

0:36:54.760 --> 0:36:59.480
<v Speaker 1>about finger chop like chopsticks, finger chopsticks that like you

0:36:59.560 --> 0:37:02.040
<v Speaker 1>just kind of like they're they're they're listed as like

0:37:02.200 --> 0:37:05.319
<v Speaker 1>chopsticks for gamers, so like, you know, thinking about like

0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:07.760
<v Speaker 1>when the kids are the people are not kids because

0:37:07.800 --> 0:37:10.640
<v Speaker 1>one plays game video games. So when you're like gaming,

0:37:10.719 --> 0:37:14.080
<v Speaker 1>you're holding the controller and if you want to eat

0:37:14.120 --> 0:37:18.279
<v Speaker 1>like Doritos or Cheetos, you don't want to get the

0:37:18.320 --> 0:37:22.799
<v Speaker 1>powder from the cheetos onto your controller. So they give

0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:27.080
<v Speaker 1>you these little chopsticks, like you know, they're not real chopsticks,

0:37:27.160 --> 0:37:31.640
<v Speaker 1>but they're like you know, training chopsticks, kitty chopsticks, so

0:37:31.680 --> 0:37:33.719
<v Speaker 1>they're like you just like put them, put them here,

0:37:33.760 --> 0:37:35.799
<v Speaker 1>and then you just use them. And did you get

0:37:35.800 --> 0:37:40.319
<v Speaker 1>that for Carter? You did? Did? He was very appreciative.

0:37:41.120 --> 0:37:43.640
<v Speaker 1>I love that. I do love that. Okay, we have

0:37:43.760 --> 0:37:46.120
<v Speaker 1>some fan love out here in these streets, and we

0:37:46.200 --> 0:37:49.120
<v Speaker 1>totally appreciate the fact that you guys love us. Um,

0:37:49.280 --> 0:37:51.960
<v Speaker 1>so we were gonna read you guys. I think, yeah,

0:37:52.440 --> 0:37:55.080
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna read you guys a couple of um, you know,

0:37:55.440 --> 0:37:57.759
<v Speaker 1>every now and again because Robin and I we do

0:37:57.800 --> 0:38:01.320
<v Speaker 1>a million things together, and you do this podcast obviously,

0:38:01.640 --> 0:38:05.680
<v Speaker 1>and you know, it's nice to know that y'all love us. So, um, Hi,

0:38:05.840 --> 0:38:09.280
<v Speaker 1>Robin and Gizelle, I am Nila one of your biggest fans.

0:38:09.680 --> 0:38:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm sixteen years old and I love your podcasts and

0:38:12.120 --> 0:38:14.279
<v Speaker 1>the show. Okay, I didn't think this is gonna be

0:38:14.320 --> 0:38:17.840
<v Speaker 1>from a sixteen year old, but it's okay. Think I

0:38:17.880 --> 0:38:20.400
<v Speaker 1>need to talk about different things. I know, so we

0:38:20.440 --> 0:38:22.360
<v Speaker 1>need to stop talking about sex or something, because you

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:25.640
<v Speaker 1>know we're we should be talking about that to the

0:38:25.680 --> 0:38:28.799
<v Speaker 1>teenagers anyway. Thank you, Nila, and then she says, thank

0:38:28.840 --> 0:38:31.360
<v Speaker 1>you for giving me something to look forward to on Mondays.

0:38:31.360 --> 0:38:33.680
<v Speaker 1>I was wondering if you guys could have an episode

0:38:33.719 --> 0:38:39.839
<v Speaker 1>with Giselle's daughters. Oh, definitely, Um, they are very she says,

0:38:39.840 --> 0:38:42.160
<v Speaker 1>they're very intelligent and beautiful, so I would like to

0:38:42.200 --> 0:38:46.040
<v Speaker 1>hear their opinions on certain topics since we are pretty

0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:48.800
<v Speaker 1>much the same age. Thank you very much, okay, Nila

0:38:49.000 --> 0:38:51.920
<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to work on that. You know, these kids,

0:38:52.000 --> 0:38:54.640
<v Speaker 1>these kids call mine are booked and busy, so we

0:38:54.680 --> 0:38:56.840
<v Speaker 1>don't have to figure out where we can make that happen.

0:38:56.880 --> 0:39:00.520
<v Speaker 1>But they would love to sit sit around and chit

0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:03.560
<v Speaker 1>chat and give their opinion because they got some opinions

0:39:03.680 --> 0:39:05.759
<v Speaker 1>and and I look, if you want to email back,

0:39:05.920 --> 0:39:08.520
<v Speaker 1>tell us what you want to hear. Yes, yeah, what

0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:10.840
<v Speaker 1>do you want to hear them talking about? Yes and Grace?

0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:13.360
<v Speaker 1>And it's perfect because Grace is seventeen, the twins or fifteen,

0:39:13.880 --> 0:39:18.160
<v Speaker 1>and they have opinions Yes, that are team too much,

0:39:18.200 --> 0:39:22.000
<v Speaker 1>these opinions and sometimes team too much. That would that

0:39:22.000 --> 0:39:24.600
<v Speaker 1>would be fun? Yes, all right? So this is from

0:39:24.600 --> 0:39:27.839
<v Speaker 1>Amy Cohen, Hello, Jasell and Robin. I'm sitting here at

0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:30.239
<v Speaker 1>my desk in my office in downtown d C. And

0:39:30.280 --> 0:39:32.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm listening to your old School News School podcast from

0:39:32.840 --> 0:39:37.560
<v Speaker 1>January two two. I am having a hard time keeping

0:39:37.560 --> 0:39:40.480
<v Speaker 1>my cool around my co workers because y'all are funny

0:39:40.600 --> 0:39:44.160
<v Speaker 1>as hell. It is difficult to contain myself from laughing

0:39:44.200 --> 0:39:46.440
<v Speaker 1>out loud when I'm in public. I have been a

0:39:46.480 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 1>big fan of you two since season one, episode one

0:39:49.040 --> 0:39:52.520
<v Speaker 1>of Rhop watching you on rh OP and now listening

0:39:52.520 --> 0:39:54.799
<v Speaker 1>to the podcast podcast has brought me so much joy.

0:39:54.920 --> 0:39:58.120
<v Speaker 1>Keep doing you, ladies, best regards, Amy Cohen, Amy, thank you,

0:39:58.200 --> 0:40:00.440
<v Speaker 1>We appreciate you, We love you. I up to hear

0:40:00.480 --> 0:40:02.000
<v Speaker 1>it's so funny. I love when I hear from people

0:40:02.000 --> 0:40:05.200
<v Speaker 1>who are like, I laugh out loud and I'm you know,

0:40:05.239 --> 0:40:07.240
<v Speaker 1>I'm driving in my car people looking at me crazy

0:40:07.320 --> 0:40:09.480
<v Speaker 1>because I'm cracking up or I'm trying not to crash.

0:40:09.480 --> 0:40:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Please y'all, do not crash. No, do not crash, do

0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:14.560
<v Speaker 1>not crash. But like, yes, that that makes me happy

0:40:14.560 --> 0:40:16.640
<v Speaker 1>that we can make you laugh. Yes, and we we

0:40:16.760 --> 0:40:21.359
<v Speaker 1>consistently get um Monday commentary from certain people that like

0:40:21.360 --> 0:40:24.480
<v Speaker 1>like on Instagram that we love the show and they

0:40:24.480 --> 0:40:27.399
<v Speaker 1>give their take on whatever ever whatever we have said,

0:40:27.440 --> 0:40:31.480
<v Speaker 1>which we absolutely love. And speaking of you know, it's

0:40:31.480 --> 0:40:35.640
<v Speaker 1>so funny reading her message about watching arch Peeps from

0:40:35.640 --> 0:40:40.000
<v Speaker 1>the first episode. I just wanted to remind everyone that

0:40:40.520 --> 0:40:44.239
<v Speaker 1>Rabbing and Gizl were the first scene. We weren't just

0:40:44.360 --> 0:40:47.840
<v Speaker 1>on the first episode. We were the very first scene.

0:40:48.040 --> 0:40:50.480
<v Speaker 1>We were yes at my house with the wedding gown.

0:40:50.800 --> 0:40:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I feel like that's historical, that is historic.

0:40:55.480 --> 0:40:57.279
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was me and my kids in our

0:40:57.480 --> 0:40:59.840
<v Speaker 1>and making cook We were like in my kitchen. It was,

0:41:00.200 --> 0:41:03.640
<v Speaker 1>oh my god. We were the very first scene we

0:41:03.719 --> 0:41:06.440
<v Speaker 1>opened up the show. Look at that. Look at that. Okay,

0:41:06.480 --> 0:41:09.960
<v Speaker 1>these green ou bandits are holding it down. Stop hating y'all.

0:41:10.760 --> 0:41:12.880
<v Speaker 1>The end. Okay, this is one last thing I have

0:41:12.960 --> 0:41:15.600
<v Speaker 1>to say, and then we gotta go because it hits

0:41:15.600 --> 0:41:19.479
<v Speaker 1>close to home. So there's a guy out here who's

0:41:19.520 --> 0:41:23.360
<v Speaker 1>married to a woman named Giselle. His name is Tom Brady.

0:41:23.800 --> 0:41:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Are you I hate Tom Brady? And I've said it

0:41:26.920 --> 0:41:28.560
<v Speaker 1>on this podcast a million times and this is the

0:41:28.640 --> 0:41:31.480
<v Speaker 1>last time we're ever talking about Tom Brady, you think so.

0:41:31.480 --> 0:41:35.520
<v Speaker 1>So this is why I'm mad about this because he

0:41:35.520 --> 0:41:38.759
<v Speaker 1>he retired, he went home, and he spent some time

0:41:38.800 --> 0:41:43.360
<v Speaker 1>with Jiselle, and it's given women named Gizella bad rap okay,

0:41:43.520 --> 0:41:45.560
<v Speaker 1>and he decided he don't want to spend no time

0:41:45.600 --> 0:41:50.680
<v Speaker 1>with Jasel yet. No, he wants to go and he

0:41:50.719 --> 0:41:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Gazelle probably don't want to spend the time with him either,

0:41:53.680 --> 0:41:57.000
<v Speaker 1>So he's making women name Giselle looks bad out here.

0:41:57.320 --> 0:42:00.560
<v Speaker 1>And Tom, you just want the limelight again and again

0:42:00.560 --> 0:42:03.120
<v Speaker 1>and again. You know your knees hurt, your knuckles hurt,

0:42:03.440 --> 0:42:05.480
<v Speaker 1>your hip hurts, you know, you want to tie. You know,

0:42:05.520 --> 0:42:08.280
<v Speaker 1>I knew that was going to happen. Did yes, because

0:42:08.880 --> 0:42:10.759
<v Speaker 1>it seemed like he I feel like he's he was

0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:13.560
<v Speaker 1>only retiring because he's for the just because he's he lost,

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:16.000
<v Speaker 1>he's old. Well no, see I'm not. I think he's

0:42:16.000 --> 0:42:18.880
<v Speaker 1>sour grapes. He lost, and he was like, I'm just

0:42:18.880 --> 0:42:23.360
<v Speaker 1>gonna retire spent. That's not how it happens, Okay, but

0:42:23.800 --> 0:42:26.000
<v Speaker 1>you got to think about someone who's played that game

0:42:26.040 --> 0:42:30.799
<v Speaker 1>for so long, as soon as it ends. M just

0:42:30.880 --> 0:42:33.640
<v Speaker 1>like when Michael Jordan came back twice and it ends,

0:42:33.680 --> 0:42:37.279
<v Speaker 1>they have like no purpose, you know. I mean I

0:42:37.520 --> 0:42:39.880
<v Speaker 1>don't want to say no purpose, but no longer do

0:42:39.960 --> 0:42:42.640
<v Speaker 1>they have to like be at the facility to go

0:42:42.719 --> 0:42:45.120
<v Speaker 1>to practice and to train, and you know they don't.

0:42:45.160 --> 0:42:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Their whole life is like they're sitting around literally with

0:42:48.480 --> 0:42:52.560
<v Speaker 1>all this idle time, twiddling their thumbs. And he just

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:55.720
<v Speaker 1>probably was like I'm really not ready to have nothing

0:42:55.760 --> 0:42:59.200
<v Speaker 1>to do. Yes, now that I think about it, Giselle

0:42:59.200 --> 0:43:01.920
<v Speaker 1>tell him get his ass back on, And that's why

0:43:01.920 --> 0:43:04.279
<v Speaker 1>I say yeah. Gazelle probably was like, um, yes, you're

0:43:04.320 --> 0:43:06.360
<v Speaker 1>spending a little bit too much time, and you're on

0:43:06.520 --> 0:43:09.520
<v Speaker 1>my nerves. You're on that sounds like a couch. You're

0:43:09.520 --> 0:43:13.239
<v Speaker 1>on my couch, in my space, in my space, this

0:43:13.320 --> 0:43:16.279
<v Speaker 1>is my couch. These are my kids. Yes, she helped out,

0:43:16.680 --> 0:43:19.200
<v Speaker 1>but I run this this program over. He probably trying

0:43:19.200 --> 0:43:21.160
<v Speaker 1>to watch House fives and he was probably trying to

0:43:21.160 --> 0:43:23.840
<v Speaker 1>watch like, you know, I don't know basketball. Yes, she

0:43:23.880 --> 0:43:27.040
<v Speaker 1>was trying to watch her namesake called Giselle. So yeah, okay,

0:43:27.080 --> 0:43:29.839
<v Speaker 1>I've just changed my tomb Tom. I'm not gonna hate

0:43:29.840 --> 0:43:31.560
<v Speaker 1>on you anymore because your wife puts you out. Stay

0:43:31.600 --> 0:43:33.279
<v Speaker 1>out of the house as long as you can. Yes,

0:43:33.320 --> 0:43:37.319
<v Speaker 1>okay he should have done, and he didn't. You know,

0:43:37.600 --> 0:43:39.719
<v Speaker 1>I thought, okay, he was going to go right into

0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:43.480
<v Speaker 1>like broadcasting, you know what I mean. So so maybe

0:43:43.640 --> 0:43:46.440
<v Speaker 1>he didn't set that up. He hasn't set that up yet.

0:43:46.480 --> 0:43:49.160
<v Speaker 1>He's he's probably gonna set it up now. And in

0:43:49.200 --> 0:43:51.799
<v Speaker 1>the meantime, Giselle said, get the hell out of my house.

0:43:52.120 --> 0:43:54.520
<v Speaker 1>But I feel like it never really well. Okay, who

0:43:54.560 --> 0:43:57.680
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jordan when he retired and he came back, know

0:43:57.840 --> 0:44:00.400
<v Speaker 1>that the first one went well the first time he

0:44:00.440 --> 0:44:01.920
<v Speaker 1>came back, Yes, that one when he went back to

0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:04.400
<v Speaker 1>the Bulls. Yeah, the second one when he came, when

0:44:04.400 --> 0:44:06.359
<v Speaker 1>he went to the Wizard. No, it was over. Yeah,

0:44:06.400 --> 0:44:09.160
<v Speaker 1>that was that was rude, Yes, and it was. It was.

0:44:09.200 --> 0:44:12.239
<v Speaker 1>He was at um what's that restaurant? But he was

0:44:12.280 --> 0:44:13.920
<v Speaker 1>at all the time. I saw him at all the

0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:17.160
<v Speaker 1>time in Georgetown. We remember he had a restaurant, Jordan's.

0:44:17.280 --> 0:44:19.400
<v Speaker 1>He had a steakhouse. Oh, he sure did. But before

0:44:19.400 --> 0:44:21.480
<v Speaker 1>that he had the Italian restaurant down. It's still they

0:44:21.520 --> 0:44:25.280
<v Speaker 1>are camera malono. Yes, he was there on a regular basis. Yeah.

0:44:25.320 --> 0:44:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I saw him there once and I was like, it's

0:44:27.239 --> 0:44:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Michael Jordan. Oh my gosh. Okay, anyway, guys, we gotta go.

0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:32.520
<v Speaker 1>That is our show. We love y'all so much and

0:44:32.560 --> 0:44:36.160
<v Speaker 1>do not forget to live your life. Either reasonable or shady.

0:44:36.280 --> 0:44:50.320
<v Speaker 1>Yes by reasonably Shady is a production of the Black

0:44:50.400 --> 0:44:54.200
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