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Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect

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Speaker 1: Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Hello, and welcome to

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Speaker 1: another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am yourself Bryant. What's up?

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Speaker 1: What's up? Everyone? This is Robin Dixon. Thank you everyone

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Speaker 1: for listening. We love and appreciate you so much. In

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Speaker 1: a special shout out to the haters, I love me

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Speaker 1: some haters, I love me some haters. Listen, y'all hate

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Speaker 1: us out here in these streets. Just let meet and

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Speaker 1: Robin know we're doing our job, okay, Because if y'all

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Speaker 1: weren't talking about us, then you know, I don't know, right,

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Speaker 1: we might as well us go under a pillow, a

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Speaker 1: blanket and and go away. Yes, but y'all y'all out

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Speaker 1: here in the streets talking about so thank you very much,

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Speaker 1: keep downloading, Okay. Alright, So I'm very passionate and adamant

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Speaker 1: about my Reasonably Shady moment of the week. Oh passionate.

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Speaker 1: And I'm passionate and adamant in a bad way, in

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Speaker 1: a very bad way. I can't wait. I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to hear it. So about October of last year, so

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Speaker 1: this was so this is October. I decided that I

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Speaker 1: was going to get my um Martha Steward, on my

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Speaker 1: Martha Steward, my Oprah Winfrey. I decided to plant tulips

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Speaker 1: in the in my little like I have like a

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Speaker 1: little circular driveway and in the middle there's some flowers

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Speaker 1: and I was gonna plant some tulips coast. Then in

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Speaker 1: the spring they were gonna like spread. So I like

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Speaker 1: took my time to pick like the proper colors of

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Speaker 1: the tulips that I wanted, and I placed them so

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Speaker 1: that it's like one pink, one purple pink, one purple pink. Beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm so excited. So and you did this

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Speaker 1: yourself or you had the landscapers, Oh no, I just zell.

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Speaker 1: Did you put them? Okay? You done the little holes? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I what goes into planting tulips, Okay, So you have

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Speaker 1: to get this little thing that like you put it

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Speaker 1: down in the ground and you turn it and then

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Speaker 1: you pull the dirt up, and then you put the

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Speaker 1: ball down and then you put that dirt back on

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Speaker 1: top of it. And then I have molch that I

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Speaker 1: put on top of that, and then you just wait, yes, okay.

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Speaker 1: And I had on like my rubber boots. I had

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Speaker 1: a hat on. I really felt like I was I

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Speaker 1: don't know, not Betty Crocker. I had a green thumb.

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Speaker 1: I had a green thumb. I had a green thumb. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm the flower killer. By the way, So all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, like last week, I saw the tulips

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Speaker 1: sprouting up rock and I'm like, oh my goodness, my

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Speaker 1: hard work is bade off. And I brought my kids out.

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Speaker 1: I was looking at look a little like the beginning

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Speaker 1: of the stem of a tulip is popping up. And

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Speaker 1: I had about oh yeah, because I had like a

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Speaker 1: group of tin over here, twenty over here. Yeah, spread

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Speaker 1: it out. I spread the love out. Yes. And by

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Speaker 1: the way, pink tulips is my favorite flower. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 1: all right, for anyone listening that wants to send them

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Speaker 1: to you, yes, I mean sure, yes. Anyway, so a week,

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Speaker 1: So tulips are perennials. Those are the ones that like

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Speaker 1: come back every year. Yes they are. But if you

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Speaker 1: really want to impress me, you would ship me some

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Speaker 1: tulips from Holland. Yes. Is that where they get on

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Speaker 1: your grind, that's where they're like specialized. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why Holland it just sounded like important. Okay, okay, So anyway,

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Speaker 1: these tulips started coming up, um three or four days later,

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Speaker 1: I went to go check them again because I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: Did the deer eat them? They were eaten by the deer.

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Speaker 1: They're gone. So the shady moment of my springtime are

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Speaker 1: these goddamn deer. Like if I had a deer catch

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Speaker 1: someone in your ring camera doing no, I didn't because

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Speaker 1: it's a little too far away for me to catch

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Speaker 1: them on my ring camera. Like I really, I mean,

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Speaker 1: and I don't want to shoot anything in life, but

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Speaker 1: I want to shoot these deer. I really do, I

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Speaker 1: really do. I hate them, And you didn't like you.

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Speaker 1: You totally forgot about the fact that that they're going

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Speaker 1: to come into they do that. So I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what to do at this point. Like my tulips

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Speaker 1: are nubs. They're not. I mean, you can like barely

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Speaker 1: see them coming out the ground. And I did not

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Speaker 1: plant these so that it could be like dear food.

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Speaker 1: My tulips are not dear food. I would be so upset.

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Speaker 1: I was terror I was like traumatized. I couldn't even

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Speaker 1: tell my children because they were going to be traumatized.

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Speaker 1: This is just bad. Oh no, so shady deer is

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Speaker 1: how I'm feeling right now. And every time I see them,

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Speaker 1: I just grimace. I'm like that, oh that whatever kissed

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Speaker 1: me off? Okay, I'm so sorry that. But if anybody

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Speaker 1: out there does like secretly shoot deer, I'm not mad

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Speaker 1: at you. Okay, animal rights people don't come after me,

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Speaker 1: but like seriously, they ate my tulips. Yeah, like and

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Speaker 1: then and then it sucks because like when people have

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Speaker 1: to keep the deer way, it's like ugly, right, it

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Speaker 1: looks crazy, right. It takes away from the beauty of

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Speaker 1: what it's supposed to be. And so it's like, what

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Speaker 1: are you supposed to do? Right, And it's time. It's

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Speaker 1: effort and all for your munching, your your deer snack. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they ate all of them, all of them, damn. And

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Speaker 1: they probably went in ship in your yards. I hate him.

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Speaker 1: Oh I would be so mad. Yes, okay, yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: do you have a recent I do so on Dixon

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Speaker 1: recently bought a new car. Yes, he did it. You

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Speaker 1: can I say what kind of it is? It's very nice.

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Speaker 1: It's a BMW And he got the windows tinted. Yes,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, so you really can't see him. Yeah, So

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Speaker 1: I like I saw him the other day. We were

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Speaker 1: like downtown Baltimore. We were down there and I was

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Speaker 1: all trying to wave and say hi, and he wasn't

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Speaker 1: re finding back because because he wasn't even looking at

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Speaker 1: you know, yeah, because the windows a tinted. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: he it's it's a miracle. And my my windows at

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Speaker 1: tenpted pretty dark too, but um, you know, he's and

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Speaker 1: he's always gotten his windows tenant like over the years

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Speaker 1: and sometimes and then against the law. It is, so

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Speaker 1: the cops will stop him and and they give you

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Speaker 1: like a repair order to fix it. And I don't

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Speaker 1: know that he ever fixes. No, they're going to be

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Speaker 1: dark until he gets rid of the car. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: he uses like the excuse like, oh well, you know,

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Speaker 1: like when he was at the Wizard, Oh, I played

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Speaker 1: professional basketball and somebody might see me and target me

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Speaker 1: or something, you know, and so a lot of so

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Speaker 1: a lot of the cops will let him go. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know, so if anyone stops me, guess what are

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Speaker 1: you gonna say? Oh, I happened to be on TV

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Speaker 1: sometimes and you're a target and people hate me then

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Speaker 1: and you're a target for for um, for getting cussed out. Yes,

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Speaker 1: they send me d m s and tell me to

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Speaker 1: kill myself, so I have to protect myself. Yes, with

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Speaker 1: tinted wind out. Yeah, Robin, you're getting a citation. All right,

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Speaker 1: Well we'll see. So anyways, the story, I mean that

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Speaker 1: my shady moment goes to one because he bought this

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Speaker 1: think Corey was out of basketball practice. So me, Carter,

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Speaker 1: and Jan went to dinner while Corey was playing basketball,

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Speaker 1: and um, we had some leftovers and almost like, yeah, um,

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Speaker 1: you're not putting those leftovers in my car because I

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Speaker 1: want to keep my new car smell. What oh my god. Okay, one,

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Speaker 1: that is beyond ridiculous. So we cannot and so not

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Speaker 1: until his new car smell goes away, we cannot bring

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Speaker 1: food into his car. Okay, but wait a minute. One

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Speaker 1: has had the car for what two months? Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it should be gone. But when you go get the

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Speaker 1: car washed, r oh no, no, new car smell, I

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Speaker 1: feel like sticks around for like a good maybe like

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Speaker 1: eight months or so really, yes, he is trying to

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Speaker 1: preserve his new car smell. Right now, we can't have leftovers,

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Speaker 1: we can't get to carry out, like we have to

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Speaker 1: go like pick food up or something. I gotta has

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Speaker 1: to be in my car. And then even like the

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Speaker 1: other it's crazy. So the other day last weekend, um,

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Speaker 1: his team Coppin was playing in Norfolk, Virginia in the

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Speaker 1: Midak Tournament and they wand rise the bus with the

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Speaker 1: team and I was going to drive his car because

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Speaker 1: his cars roomy or the mine um with the boys,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, you know what, I'm not even

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Speaker 1: gonna do that because we're not even gonna be allowed

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Speaker 1: to eat snacks. And we can't eat no you know,

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Speaker 1: like like ackers, like when they get out, like with

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Speaker 1: their stinky clothes, like in a bag. Can that go

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Speaker 1: sweaty clothes. I mean they're not they're not, like um,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, so we can't. So so even it's

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Speaker 1: to the point I think now so like if he

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Speaker 1: gets Chick fil A, like he'll go to Chick fil A, right,

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Speaker 1: he's actually going inside Chick fil A in sitting there

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Speaker 1: and eating his chicklet. He's not going through the Chick

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Speaker 1: fil A drive through. Now, one is sick. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: is wrong with him? It's something wrong with him. He

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Speaker 1: wants to preserve that new car smell for how long?

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Speaker 1: I guess it's been a long time because the car

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Speaker 1: he had, he had his Explorer for like six years. Maybe,

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Speaker 1: so maybe he's like, I ain't smelled. Listen, We're gonna

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Speaker 1: get him. Isn't there a spray in their new car smell? Spray?

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Speaker 1: It's not the same. Oh my god, it's not the same. Yes, one,

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Speaker 1: that's very shady. Yes, okay, you are a deutchment to

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Speaker 1: the whole face. It's annoying and you're annoying. Yes, that's

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Speaker 1: what you are. All right. Well I have to say that.

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Speaker 1: Um I just recently got back from Miami. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: got my entire life like Miami. We all, you know.

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Speaker 1: When I checked into my hotel, I was like, so,

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Speaker 1: y'all don't wear no mask and they were like, we

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Speaker 1: have more in a mask in a year and a half.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, I just felt free. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: felt free. The sun was shining. Um, I just you

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Speaker 1: around all of them, every single last piece of So

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Speaker 1: anyone on their way to Miami just get you on

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Speaker 1: tilgy get your life. Yes, and and you know what,

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Speaker 1: it's so great. That's one of the good, great things

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Speaker 1: about living where we live. It's like Miami is just

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Speaker 1: a two and a half hour flight away, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. So it's like we can we like literally,

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Speaker 1: if you want to get away for a day or two,

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Speaker 1: you can hop on a flight, right, go get your

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Speaker 1: life and then come back to this miserable place, right,

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Speaker 1: live your best life and act like, um, you're like

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Speaker 1: twenty five or something. Yes, And you know how they say,

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Speaker 1: whatever happens in Vegas days in Vegas. I feel that

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Speaker 1: way about my Oh yeah, yeah, that's very true. I

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Speaker 1: feel that way anytime I walk out the door. Well

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Speaker 1: you hope so. But you know, at this day and age,

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Speaker 1: the Instagram, the Instagram is serious. Now let me tell

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Speaker 1: you what else it's serious. Then goddamn gas prices. What

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Speaker 1: in the what in the world. I was actually watching

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Speaker 1: TV and in l A I saw like seven dollars. Whoa.

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Speaker 1: It just makes you feel like you don't want to leave.

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Speaker 1: So what's the highest that you've seen like that you've

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Speaker 1: put in your car? Five dollars five? I think it

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Speaker 1: was maybe like four maybe maybe four eight. I was

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Speaker 1: at five sixty nine. Are you are you okay? No,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, So are you still using print? Do

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Speaker 1: But yes, years ago, one gifted me a glass penis,

422
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 1: a big clear glass penis. Okay, So when you say

423
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,959
Speaker 1: glass penis, was it did? It? Was it heavy light glass?

424
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 1: It was? It was glass? It was it was It

425
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:04,600
Speaker 1: wasn't hollow glass, right, it was like it was like glass. Okay,

426
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 1: So what did you do with that? Because I think

427
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,639
Speaker 1: he thought I was gonna like find pleasure out of it, right,

428
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,879
Speaker 1: but it was literally like hard as a rock, like literal,

429
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 1: and there there was nothing I could do with that.

430
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 1: And it's so funny. So I put it like this was, um,

431
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: this is like years ago. It's like so like I

432
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,080
Speaker 1: put it at my parents house in my old bedroom,

433
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:33,080
Speaker 1: in like one of my old drawers. So one day,

434
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:36,199
Speaker 1: like years later, my brother was like cleaning out my

435
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 1: room because he was in there putting his stuff in there,

436
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, do you want this glass penis? Okay?

437
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 1: But wait, wait wait who told one and this was

438
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,960
Speaker 1: a good gift? Let's start there, like why this is

439
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 1: not a good gift? Oh don't know. He just was

440
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 1: like surprised I got you something like why And I'm

441
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,640
Speaker 1: like looking at like what, like you you know, okay,

442
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,520
Speaker 1: it's a little bit younger. I'm like, you clearly don't

443
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:07,640
Speaker 1: understand the female anatomy because this thing is not going

444
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: Do you feel good now? So he made up for

445
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:13,919
Speaker 1: it though the gift that feels good? Okay, all right,

446
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 1: let's hear it. Have you have you heard of the rose?

447
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 1: Have you seen the ads for the road? I've seen

448
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 1: the ads for the roads on the shade road shades wherever.

449
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,919
Speaker 1: I don't know. It could be like urban you know,

450
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 1: urban sites or just random Instagram sites. Is this the

451
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,280
Speaker 1: one with like the tongue. It's not a tongue. It's like, um,

452
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 1: it literally looks like a rose pedal, like you know

453
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: that you can like hold in your palm of your hand.

454
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: In the center of it is like a like hollow okay,

455
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 1: and it has like a suction action. Okay, Rose, Yes,

456
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 1: what's it called rose? The roads? Okay, okay, look it up. So,

457
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 1: like you know when you're on Instagram and you see

458
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 1: these ads and you're like, man, whatever, they lie, and

459
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 1: you know because the ads are like deceiving all the

460
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 1: people and the people are going crazy in the ads.

461
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: It's like the ads are like reviews. Okay, like oh

462
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,800
Speaker 1: my gosh, this is like, you know, the best thing ever.

463
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: You'll never want anything else, and blah blah blah blah

464
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Yeah, those ads don't lie. Yes, Robins said,

465
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: the ads are true. You don't want nothing but the rose.

466
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: So look, you gotta get me a rose. Look it up,

467
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,640
Speaker 1: look it up. Okay, So are there are there? Because

468
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: Carlin is over here shaking her head like, so are

469
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 1: there counterfeit rolls? You gotta get the real deal rose. Okay,

470
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 1: So don't get the fake rolls. Okay, okay, yeah, I

471
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: don't know whatever I got it, whether it's the real

472
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,199
Speaker 1: or the not. It's so. Did you thank Wine for

473
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:47,080
Speaker 1: this gift from making up for flash Penis? Thank you? Okay,

474
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:49,639
Speaker 1: thank you Wine? Yes, yes, so everyone, Look, I know

475
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,119
Speaker 1: I give product recommendations. Yes, I recommended my coffee. A

476
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 1: lot of people went and got the coffee. They said

477
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: it tastes good. Right, I hope you lost a couple

478
00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: of pounds. Um, so is so if you want some pleasure,

479
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:05,920
Speaker 1: some some toys and some pleasurable toys. The rods investing

480
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,240
Speaker 1: the roads. Okay, don't be shy to use it with

481
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 1: your partner. Everybody, Okay, alright, Robin so here giving some

482
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 1: sex tips. Okay, she's talent. Trying to tell people how

483
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: you stay in good with your partner. Make sure he

484
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 1: is satisfied. Yes, okay, so just okay, I'm gonna ask questions,

485
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 1: but I won't. I'm we're gonna move on. Um okay,

486
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,960
Speaker 1: but we do have to. We will be remiss if

487
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:32,400
Speaker 1: we didn't talk about Tracy Braxton. Um. Yes, that kind

488
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 1: of like caught me off guard. Did you know she

489
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: was ill? No? No, I didn't even know. No, I didn't.

490
00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: But I mean, I'm sure people close to her did.

491
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: So that is that I'm so young and fifty years old.

492
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 1: What was it? Asoph asophagus cancer? Yes, should we go again? Um?

493
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,719
Speaker 1: I praying for the Braxton family, Praying for her husband,

494
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,639
Speaker 1: her kids, her grandchild. I think she had one grandchild.

495
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,960
Speaker 1: Like so sad, so sad, so sad. And she came

496
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 1: to like a premiere Real Housewives of Potomac premiere party.

497
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: She shorted, she was amazing. I've run into her out

498
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: and about, just like in the streets, and she's always

499
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,880
Speaker 1: been like the same tracy that you see, like if

500
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:18,679
Speaker 1: you've ever watched the Braxton's like cool, normal, um, fun,

501
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: say whatever's on her mind, like I, you know, praying

502
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: for definitely praying for the Braxton family. Now, another family

503
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: I want to talk about is um there's a new

504
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: show on Bravo called Candy in the Gang or the

505
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 1: O L G Or. Okay, So I have watched and

506
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: I might borderline be obsessed. Okay, not obsessed a couple

507
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 1: of things. Okay, So Candy once again has added to

508
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:55,640
Speaker 1: her bag. You know, Candy continues to get the bag. Okay,

509
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: So the O L G Or Candy in the Gang

510
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: was in production. They had to stop down because of COVID,

511
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 1: and I've always heard great things from the production side

512
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,679
Speaker 1: as it relates to this show. So finally it's on

513
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: the air. I think I've seen like two episodes. It's

514
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 1: let me tell you what's good about it. There's a

515
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: dynamic of the old ladies, so like Candy's mom and

516
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: her two aunts, who are like the best um. One

517
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 1: of them actually reminds me of my family New Orleans,

518
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 1: and like just the way that they talked, the way

519
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 1: they interact with each other, it's like you want to

520
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,359
Speaker 1: like hear what they're gonna say. And half the time

521
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 1: they cust in each other out, so that's comedy. And

522
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 1: then there's all of the employees that work at ol

523
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: G and they are funny, really, they are very funny.

524
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:37,959
Speaker 1: There's one that's my favorite. I'm gonna say right now.

525
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: His name is Brian. Brian wears different two pages and Uman, yes, yes,

526
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 1: he would, let you know. This is too paid number

527
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,840
Speaker 1: two and this is the other one like he I

528
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: like him a lot, and I think it's a hit.

529
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: So Candy, good job once good. All right, I'm gonna

530
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: have to watch. You don't have to watch and it's funny.

531
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: It's like it's like it's just the right amount of drama.

532
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: It's not over the chop drama. Yes, so and then

533
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: it always makes me. I've seen two episodes and after

534
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 1: I finished watching, I feel like I want to eat

535
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: some something. Food they have They have like food laid out,

536
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: some macaroni and cheese, like I want to get into it. Yeah,

537
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: have you eaten there? Yes, I have. I I took

538
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,760
Speaker 1: the girls there. Jamal was with us, and yes, the

539
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,959
Speaker 1: food is very good. Yeah, okay, I did see a

540
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: snippet of a show and one of her I don't know, cousins, nephews.

541
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: Whatever is the parking lot attended? Yes, they charge for

542
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: people to park in the parking lot, do they they do?

543
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: Okay tender, I think, yeah, I don't. I don't without

544
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: knowing anymore to the story, that's all I saw, Like,

545
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: without any backstory, that's insane. Um. And he's the charging

546
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: for the parking lot. It doesn't matter. He takes pride

547
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: in the fact that he's handling that parking lot. Okay,

548
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: I guess, like a normal parking lot, like if you

549
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: go somewhere and there's a parking garage, you gotta pay, right,

550
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: but I feel like usually that's run by a parking

551
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: lot company. Yes, it's run by a parking lot company

552
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: called Candy's cousin. So he doesn't work for O l G.

553
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: He works for the parking lot company which is behind

554
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: OLG and property of Candy. Yes, it's part of O

555
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: l G. Okay, I'm just saying, if if if they

556
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: own that parking lot right like, or you know, if

557
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 1: that comes, if that's part of their lease or whatever,

558
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: that's insane. If they're charging for the parking lot. I

559
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: don't know the particulars. However, he takes his job very seriously,

560
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 1: and I'm not mad at it because he takes his

561
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: job seriously. And then they have and Carly said he's fine.

562
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: Then they have, um, a guy that comes to do okay,

563
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: is this the same guy that's gonna do like the

564
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: Friday night Um okay, they have another guy that does

565
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: like the backyard Friday jam session. I guess, oh nice, okay, yes,

566
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: And Brian has already let us know he has a

567
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: very large penis. So you know, I was like, I

568
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,719
Speaker 1: didn't you know how you can signe a guy? I

569
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: sized him up and I didn't signed him with the

570
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 1: large one. Yes that you think he's lying. No, I

571
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: don't think he's lying because he said he saw it

572
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 1: and he tugged it and plugged it. No, not plugged it,

573
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: he did something to it. Oh wait, somebody said that

574
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:23,719
Speaker 1: about someone else. Yes, oh yes, yeah, I mean, you know,

575
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: it made me look at Toring. I think his name

576
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: is a whole different way. Yes. So this is on

577
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: Bravo Sunday nights. Y'all check it all the way out,

578
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: all right, And I heard the ratings aren't great, So yeah,

579
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: I guess I know. I just saw like, um yeah,

580
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,680
Speaker 1: they weren't great. I don't think, but you know, what

581
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 1: do I know? I mean, it's a new show, the

582
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: show hopefully it'll pick up because they're going to get

583
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: one more viewer from me because okay, good, good, good good. Okay.

584
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: So we have talked about some things in the past

585
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: that our viewers y'all love us and y'all try to

586
00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: help us out. So apparently in the past I talked

587
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: about the fact that I go to these hotels and

588
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 1: I cannot sleep unless all the curtains are um closed.

589
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: But then there's always like this slip, right, okay, so

590
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Dana's World. Dana's World hooked me

591
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: up and y'all sent a nice little email, and Dana's

592
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: World said, Hi, Jazell was listening to your podcast. You

593
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,239
Speaker 1: ladies are doing an amazing job, by the way, and

594
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 1: you mentioned you cannot stand that little sliver of light

595
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: that peeks through the curtains once you close them. Mmmmmm.

596
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: She said, well, I got your girl. I'm a flight attendant,

597
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: so I know the struggle is real when it's time

598
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: to get your beauty sleep. So instead of playing hercules

599
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: and moving furniture, to grab a couple of hotel hangars. Okay,

600
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: so this is this is the hack, y'all. What you

601
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: do is you grab a couple of hotel hangars with

602
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: clips and clip them to the curtains so that the

603
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: curtains closed. And she even sent me, Dana, you the

604
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: best because you even sent me a picture so that

605
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: I can understand what you're talking about. So you take that,

606
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: you go into the closet, you take those hangars with

607
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: the clips, and then you go over to the curtain

608
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: and you clip that blicky shut. Yes, yes, okay, so listen,

609
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: that's what I'll be doing from now on, That's what

610
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing. And then she said that's genius rights.

611
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: But it's so like, duh, why didn't I think of that? Yes,

612
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: she said, um, it'll be pitch black in the room.

613
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: Trust keep doing an awesome job, ladies. Yes, thank you, Dana, Dana,

614
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: we love you. Thank you. That is so funny. So okay,

615
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: So on a previous episode, I discussed that I, um,

616
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: you know, when I was younger, I had aspirations to

617
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,840
Speaker 1: stand up in pe right, okay, Robin. I thought we

618
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: were never turning about this again. Okay, I mean, but

619
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 1: I learned I'm not the only one, really only female

620
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: that wants to be able to stand up in your nate.

621
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: So somebody, yes, okay, I'm being proper if I say

622
00:33:58,160 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: p aorund my parents, I mean, I mean, you're in

623
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,040
Speaker 1: you know, like do your parents like when you were younger?

624
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 1: Did they did? They would say p or you have

625
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 1: to say your nate. Um I would say shut up

626
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: and they would say no, stop talking. Or I would

627
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,720
Speaker 1: say but and they would say no, you're behind. Oh okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: actually just my mother, not my dad. My dad could

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Speaker 1: care less. Yeah, we like simple things such as p

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Speaker 1: I would have to say your n okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm here for or poop. It's what bow movement? Oh yeah,

632
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Speaker 1: do you know how old bow movement is? Yeah? Do

633
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Speaker 1: you know how old schools and my parents are and

634
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 1: my grandmother and all them. Okay yes, oh no, it's

635
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: like so so proper, so old school. So my just

636
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Speaker 1: to know poop it is, I have to I have

637
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Speaker 1: to go take a bow movement or make a bow movement.

638
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: My granda ship, my grandmother would say, did you make

639
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: a movement? Okay, I'll be like, what the hell is

640
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: a movement? You know what a movement is? Okay? Yeah.

641
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: So anyway, so someone m d M me and a

642
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 1: link to an Amazon female urination device. So on Amazon

643
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: you can google this. There's a female urination device. And

644
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 1: it's like it looks kind of like a funnel. Yeah,

645
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 1: it actually says, so this is if you want to

646
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: pe standing up. It's a portable urinal for women standing

647
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: up to P funnel, reusable, reusable women P funnel. So

648
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: I think the it's primarily used for camping or like

649
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:38,240
Speaker 1: outdoor things. Oh okay, that makes sense, that makes sense right, Um,

650
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 1: But for me, it's going to be used to stand

651
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,959
Speaker 1: up in your name in my toilet. Okay, wait, Robin,

652
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 1: you're buying this? Sure? Run not okay, Okay, this is

653
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 1: what I want you to do. I want you to

654
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: buy this thing, this contraption alright by now, Okay, happening.

655
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: I wanted to come to the house. I want you

656
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: to do this in front of wine and then I

657
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: want to know wants reaction to seeing you standing up

658
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: in pe bam order placed all right, so people, because

659
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: one is going to have a reaction and no question's

660
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,319
Speaker 1: gonna grabbing your insane. He didn't like, yes, he loves

661
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: my boofy. But so I gotta tell you another thing

662
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: I bought off the Amazon her a recommendation. Um, it

663
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: wasn't something that talked on the podcast, but we can

664
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,120
Speaker 1: talk about it now. So I posted a picture in

665
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: my stories of or is a boomerang of Carter eating

666
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: cheetos with a glove. So okay, so he put a

667
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: glove on. I'm like sitting in the kitchen and he's

668
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: like putting his glove on. I'm like, what are you

669
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: about to do? He's like, I'm about to eat cheetos.

670
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: So he put a glove on to eat his cheetos

671
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: because he didn't want to get the stain his fingers

672
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 1: all dirty. Right, I'm for that, okay, Car it was Carter,

673
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,280
Speaker 1: of course, of course it was Carter. Yeah, the pretty boy.

674
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: So he um. So someone DM me and told me

675
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:59,480
Speaker 1: about finger chop like chopsticks, finger chopsticks that like you

676
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: just kind of like they're they're they're listed as like

677
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 1: chopsticks for gamers, so like, you know, thinking about like

678
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,760
Speaker 1: when the kids are the people are not kids because

679
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: one plays game video games. So when you're like gaming,

680
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: you're holding the controller and if you want to eat

681
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: like Doritos or Cheetos, you don't want to get the

682
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: powder from the cheetos onto your controller. So they give

683
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 1: you these little chopsticks, like you know, they're not real chopsticks,

684
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 1: but they're like you know, training chopsticks, kitty chopsticks, so

685
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 1: they're like you just like put them, put them here,

686
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 1: and then you just use them. And did you get

687
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 1: that for Carter? You did? Did? He was very appreciative.

688
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: I love that. I do love that. Okay, we have

689
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: some fan love out here in these streets, and we

690
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: totally appreciate the fact that you guys love us. Um,

691
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 1: so we were gonna read you guys. I think, yeah,

692
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna read you guys a couple of um, you know,

693
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: every now and again because Robin and I we do

694
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,320
Speaker 1: a million things together, and you do this podcast obviously,

695
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:05,680
Speaker 1: and you know, it's nice to know that y'all love us. So, um, Hi,

696
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:09,280
Speaker 1: Robin and Gizelle, I am Nila one of your biggest fans.

697
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm sixteen years old and I love your podcasts and

698
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,279
Speaker 1: the show. Okay, I didn't think this is gonna be

699
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 1: from a sixteen year old, but it's okay. Think I

700
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: need to talk about different things. I know, so we

701
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 1: need to stop talking about sex or something, because you

702
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: know we're we should be talking about that to the

703
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 1: teenagers anyway. Thank you, Nila, and then she says, thank

704
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,360
Speaker 1: you for giving me something to look forward to on Mondays.

705
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: I was wondering if you guys could have an episode

706
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: with Giselle's daughters. Oh, definitely, Um, they are very she says,

707
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: they're very intelligent and beautiful, so I would like to

708
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: hear their opinions on certain topics since we are pretty

709
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: much the same age. Thank you very much, okay, Nila

710
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: and I'm going to work on that. You know, these kids,

711
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: these kids call mine are booked and busy, so we

712
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 1: don't have to figure out where we can make that happen.

713
00:38:56,880 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: But they would love to sit sit around and chit

714
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: chat and give their opinion because they got some opinions

715
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 1: and and I look, if you want to email back,

716
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: tell us what you want to hear. Yes, yeah, what

717
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 1: do you want to hear them talking about? Yes and Grace?

718
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 1: And it's perfect because Grace is seventeen, the twins or fifteen,

719
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Speaker 1: and they have opinions Yes, that are team too much,

720
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: these opinions and sometimes team too much. That would that

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00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: would be fun? Yes, all right? So this is from

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Speaker 1: Amy Cohen, Hello, Jasell and Robin. I'm sitting here at

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Speaker 1: my desk in my office in downtown d C. And

724
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: I'm listening to your old School News School podcast from

725
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: January two two. I am having a hard time keeping

726
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: my cool around my co workers because y'all are funny

727
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: as hell. It is difficult to contain myself from laughing

728
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 1: out loud when I'm in public. I have been a

729
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: big fan of you two since season one, episode one

730
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: of Rhop watching you on rh OP and now listening

731
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 1: to the podcast podcast has brought me so much joy.

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Speaker 1: Keep doing you, ladies, best regards, Amy Cohen, Amy, thank you,

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Speaker 1: We appreciate you, We love you. I up to hear

734
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: it's so funny. I love when I hear from people

735
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: who are like, I laugh out loud and I'm you know,

736
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,240
Speaker 1: I'm driving in my car people looking at me crazy

737
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: because I'm cracking up or I'm trying not to crash.

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Speaker 1: Please y'all, do not crash. No, do not crash, do

739
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: not crash. But like, yes, that that makes me happy

740
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: that we can make you laugh. Yes, and we we

741
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: consistently get um Monday commentary from certain people that like

742
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 1: like on Instagram that we love the show and they

743
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,399
Speaker 1: give their take on whatever ever whatever we have said,

744
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: which we absolutely love. And speaking of you know, it's

745
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: so funny reading her message about watching arch Peeps from

746
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Speaker 1: the first episode. I just wanted to remind everyone that

747
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: Rabbing and Gizl were the first scene. We weren't just

748
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: on the first episode. We were the very first scene.

749
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Speaker 1: We were yes at my house with the wedding gown.

750
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I feel like that's historical, that is historic.

751
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: I thought it was me and my kids in our

752
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: and making cook We were like in my kitchen. It was,

753
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: oh my god. We were the very first scene we

754
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: opened up the show. Look at that. Look at that. Okay,

755
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: these green ou bandits are holding it down. Stop hating y'all.

756
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: The end. Okay, this is one last thing I have

757
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: to say, and then we gotta go because it hits

758
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:19,479
Speaker 1: close to home. So there's a guy out here who's

759
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 1: married to a woman named Giselle. His name is Tom Brady.

760
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 1: Are you I hate Tom Brady? And I've said it

761
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 1: on this podcast a million times and this is the

762
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: last time we're ever talking about Tom Brady, you think so.

763
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 1: So this is why I'm mad about this because he

764
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: he retired, he went home, and he spent some time

765
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:43,360
Speaker 1: with Jiselle, and it's given women named Gizella bad rap okay,

766
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: and he decided he don't want to spend no time

767
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 1: with Jasel yet. No, he wants to go and he

768
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: Gazelle probably don't want to spend the time with him either,

769
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Speaker 1: So he's making women name Giselle looks bad out here.

770
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: And Tom, you just want the limelight again and again

771
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: and again. You know your knees hurt, your knuckles hurt,

772
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: your hip hurts, you know, you want to tie. You know,

773
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,280
Speaker 1: I knew that was going to happen. Did yes, because

774
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 1: it seemed like he I feel like he's he was

775
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 1: only retiring because he's for the just because he's he lost,

776
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: he's old. Well no, see I'm not. I think he's

777
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 1: sour grapes. He lost, and he was like, I'm just

778
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 1: gonna retire spent. That's not how it happens, Okay, but

779
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: you got to think about someone who's played that game

780
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: for so long, as soon as it ends. M just

781
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: like when Michael Jordan came back twice and it ends,

782
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 1: they have like no purpose, you know. I mean I

783
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: don't want to say no purpose, but no longer do

784
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: they have to like be at the facility to go

785
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 1: to practice and to train, and you know they don't.

786
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 1: Their whole life is like they're sitting around literally with

787
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: all this idle time, twiddling their thumbs. And he just

788
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,720
Speaker 1: probably was like I'm really not ready to have nothing

789
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 1: to do. Yes, now that I think about it, Giselle

790
00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: tell him get his ass back on, And that's why

791
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: I say yeah. Gazelle probably was like, um, yes, you're

792
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 1: spending a little bit too much time, and you're on

793
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: my nerves. You're on that sounds like a couch. You're

794
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 1: on my couch, in my space, in my space, this

795
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 1: is my couch. These are my kids. Yes, she helped out,

796
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: but I run this this program over. He probably trying

797
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,160
Speaker 1: to watch House fives and he was probably trying to

798
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 1: watch like, you know, I don't know basketball. Yes, she

799
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: was trying to watch her namesake called Giselle. So yeah, okay,

800
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 1: I've just changed my tomb Tom. I'm not gonna hate

801
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: on you anymore because your wife puts you out. Stay

802
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,279
Speaker 1: out of the house as long as you can. Yes,

803
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: okay he should have done, and he didn't. You know,

804
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: I thought, okay, he was going to go right into

805
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 1: like broadcasting, you know what I mean. So so maybe

806
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: he didn't set that up. He hasn't set that up yet.

807
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: He's he's probably gonna set it up now. And in

808
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 1: the meantime, Giselle said, get the hell out of my house.

809
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: But I feel like it never really well. Okay, who

810
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan when he retired and he came back, know

811
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: that the first one went well the first time he

812
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: came back, Yes, that one when he went back to

813
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: the Bulls. Yeah, the second one when he came, when

814
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:06,359
Speaker 1: he went to the Wizard. No, it was over. Yeah,

815
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: that was that was rude, Yes, and it was. It was.

816
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: He was at um what's that restaurant? But he was

817
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 1: at all the time. I saw him at all the

818
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: time in Georgetown. We remember he had a restaurant, Jordan's.

819
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 1: He had a steakhouse. Oh, he sure did. But before

820
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 1: that he had the Italian restaurant down. It's still they

821
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:25,280
Speaker 1: are camera malono. Yes, he was there on a regular basis. Yeah.

822
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: I saw him there once and I was like, it's

823
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan. Oh my gosh. Okay, anyway, guys, we gotta go.

824
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: That is our show. We love y'all so much and

825
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 1: do not forget to live your life. Either reasonable or shady.

826
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:50,320
Speaker 1: Yes by reasonably Shady is a production of the Black

827
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Speaker 1: Effect podcast Network. For more podcasts from our Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: visit the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever

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Speaker 1: you listen to your favorite shows, and you can connect

830
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: with us on social media at Robin Dixonton, Giselle Briant,

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