1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right right 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:10,840 Speaker 1: the subject love can make you do some crazy things. 4 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:17,160 Speaker 1: Love can make you do some crazy thing. Wait for this, 5 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:25,079 Speaker 1: hey man. Right now St. Louis the Nephew is here 6 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got for us? 7 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:44,800 Speaker 1: If pe? Okay, I see funeral picton company. Hello. Hello, 8 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Darwin Darwin. This is Darwin. 9 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: How are you doing? This is Frank with FPC. We're 10 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 1: trying to come down and see about making an appointment 11 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 1: with you within the next weeks. That's possible. Fun for 12 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: what we're supposed to come by. I'm with FPC. We 13 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 1: wanted to Uh we have PC? What what what is that? 14 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:09,680 Speaker 1: What is FPC? Uh? Sir? Your name was left with 15 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,960 Speaker 1: us and you're you're you're on on our file to 16 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: actually come out and make an appointment with you so 17 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 1: we can so we can get your picture taken. You 18 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,399 Speaker 1: must have their own number. I'm not I'm not signed 19 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: up to take no picture anything. So okay, Well you 20 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 1: are you're doing correct? Yes, yes, I am done. And 21 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,320 Speaker 1: you're called Darwin and that's what you call it, but 22 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,880 Speaker 1: anything about a picture? What what's up with a picture? 23 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,120 Speaker 1: We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have 24 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:39,320 Speaker 1: you on our schedule to um to actually for us 25 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 1: to come out to your home and take your picture. Okay, FPC? 26 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:45,279 Speaker 1: What's company is that? What's what's your what type of picture? 27 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,760 Speaker 1: And would I be taking? I'm not taking no picture? 28 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,639 Speaker 1: But what what is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything 29 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: about photo being taken of you? Okay? Uh, sir, f 30 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 1: PC is uh we are this is a funeral your company, 31 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 1: Funeral Picture company. And what we do is we come 32 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 1: out and take your picture and we actually keep it 33 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,239 Speaker 1: on file. That way, when you do pass away, we 34 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 1: have your picture for your programming. We have a nice 35 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: picture for you. Look, I'm not did right and now 36 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: you're not taking no picture of me? Where is this again? 37 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:21,400 Speaker 1: My name is Frank? Frank? Okay, Frank, you mean to 38 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 1: tell me y'all taking pictures of people before they dath 39 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 1: just so you could have them picture. Oh foul. We're 40 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 1: keeping on file and then you have a good picture 41 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 1: on your program And that's what that's what Uh, that's 42 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,079 Speaker 1: what we do. Ain't signed up for nothing like that. 43 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 1: Who the hell signed me up for something like that. 44 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure, but we're trying to schedule where 45 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,799 Speaker 1: we can come out beginning of next week so we 46 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,799 Speaker 1: can get your picture taken next week. Week after you 47 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,519 Speaker 1: get picture when I'm dead, you're not taking no picture 48 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,600 Speaker 1: me before that that. They don't sound right, Uh, sir, 49 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: don't you want to have a good picture on your program? 50 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,680 Speaker 1: You're not taking the it your me for no juneral 51 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,200 Speaker 1: arrangements that I'm not dead yet. I don't understand that. 52 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,519 Speaker 1: What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me 53 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:09,919 Speaker 1: up for it? Then tell me that much? Uh? So 54 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,600 Speaker 1: I don't have the actual person listen here on who 55 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:14,799 Speaker 1: signs you up? But I do have the number and 56 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 1: you are Darwin, Mr Darwin, So I didn't sign them 57 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,800 Speaker 1: for that. I'm not taking the pictures. Uh. You guys 58 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:26,239 Speaker 1: running around taking pictures of people before they that just 59 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 1: to have a good picture on fan that. Man, I 60 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: ain't never heard of the like that, sir. Okay, sir, 61 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 1: are you? I mean we have your address? Here? Are 62 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: are you? Are you available? No? I'm not available. I'm 63 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: not available at all. The taking the picture for funeral 64 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: that I'm not even dead yet. I don't. I don't 65 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: get that that that sounds like a much of and 66 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,600 Speaker 1: I who the hell gave you my number? That's what 67 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 1: I want to know. So I'm not quite sure. But 68 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 1: one thing we have to do is we have to 69 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 1: follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna have 70 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: to do is we have to come out there and 71 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: take a picture. So I don't wanna, you know, create 72 00:04:02,440 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: a problem, but I have to get a picture of 73 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 1: you by next week. Oh it's gonna be problem because 74 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: you're not getting up picture me for no funeral arrangement, 75 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,880 Speaker 1: Mr Darwin. I have to come by your house at 76 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 1: least by Friday, at around twelve noon. I'll come by 77 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: and get a picture. You ain't come by my guy 78 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 1: house no Friday, you can lie. Got me come over 79 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: here to try to get my pitching. I got plenty 80 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: of got pitching in my house to put on the 81 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:32,040 Speaker 1: funeral program. I'm not taking the kitchen that nne. I'm 82 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,880 Speaker 1: claiming to be dead. I'm not dead. That's a more 83 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,160 Speaker 1: bad look. Got dead. I don't know who. Don't you 84 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:41,640 Speaker 1: work for, Frank, but you I word I worked for 85 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 1: l PC, Sir, I worked for f PC, FCC, Mike 86 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,600 Speaker 1: you're not taking no picture of me. Don't come over 87 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: here Friday talking about no guy pissing before you got 88 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 1: kissed them and you and I hope they got kill 89 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:59,520 Speaker 1: got pet your on foul. That's a stupid company you 90 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: work for. I ain't never heard of nobody taking a 91 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:05,040 Speaker 1: picture before they die. I got me us a pictures 92 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: in here for that program. And when I'm grown, I 93 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,599 Speaker 1: care about when a picture looked like or who hasn't 94 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 1: my guy funeral? That's a nick you tell whoever you 95 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 1: work for, they need to go find another my occupation. 96 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,840 Speaker 1: I don't make no guy just you're not coming over 97 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,920 Speaker 1: here Friday, buddy, you come over here if you want to. Okay, 98 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:28,839 Speaker 1: Mrs Darwin, Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda? That's 99 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 1: my wife? What what you're about to say? Now? I 100 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,680 Speaker 1: want all I wanna do is say this man. I 101 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 1: just want to say, Glinda, the one that got me 102 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:39,400 Speaker 1: to prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy baby 103 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Huh, I've been up 104 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 1: by yeah, a little shy little. I ain't never heard 105 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 1: of buness like there's some FDC funeral. Well, man, I 106 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,080 Speaker 1: said my New Year, read a little. I was gonna 107 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,360 Speaker 1: cut back on drinking, but you got me over here 108 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 1: about the tip a bottle right now? Are you crazy? Man? 109 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,159 Speaker 1: And come over here to day before get a picture 110 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:18,360 Speaker 1: of Clinton. Y'all got me? Baby? You got me. I 111 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:22,320 Speaker 1: ain't never heard of me like that. You are putting 112 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:23,960 Speaker 1: me up to it bad. You're gonna I'll tell you 113 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,599 Speaker 1: what you're tuning in tomorrow morning. Man, You're gonna catch 114 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:30,480 Speaker 1: yourself on national radio and I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy, 115 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,000 Speaker 1: they had me hot over here. I'm gona don't tell flinting, 116 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,680 Speaker 1: but I'm gonna have me a drink anyway. I was 117 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:39,080 Speaker 1: looking for an excuse to dray you little fit your ticking. 118 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,960 Speaker 1: You'll put on fire boy, y'all didn't Yetta have lost 119 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:45,640 Speaker 1: the half of mine in your head with that a then, buddy, man, 120 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something, man, darm and tell me 121 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,040 Speaker 1: this here. Man, what's the baddest and I mean the 122 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:55,120 Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land Steve Harvey Morning Wick 123 00:06:55,240 --> 00:07:10,760 Speaker 1: Up Show? Buddy, everybody needs a picture taking for their funeral? 124 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 1: Why not get it now before you pass. That's a 125 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 1: nice company right there. If you come back huh, what 126 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: if I go at eight? What you gotta night? You 127 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,239 Speaker 1: gotta better picture. You know what I'm saying, You won't 128 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: look like you do now exactly, take care of Tommy, anyone? 129 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:38,680 Speaker 1: Check that out. That's how you picture. At least you 130 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,480 Speaker 1: got to picture the way you won't need to be 131 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,239 Speaker 1: on your program. You see what I'm saying. My family 132 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 1: won't have to worry about that. Let's stress for them. Yeah, 133 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:57,920 Speaker 1: whatever you get to wear with that picture, it's like 134 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 1: a service. You're done, no matter you're eighty. You really 135 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:10,000 Speaker 1: don't want to, don't matter what was that ship? At 136 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 1: least it's the picture you won't me Okay, come by 137 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:14,960 Speaker 1: the house, take your picture and get you the nice 138 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 1: suit and everything you got. That's your program looking good? 139 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,280 Speaker 1: Polse you on. You can be polls pointing that stuff. 140 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:29,160 Speaker 1: Watch now posed you know, prisoner? What's that? Jay? Let 141 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:35,520 Speaker 1: me see the watchings out? You know? You know the 142 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,240 Speaker 1: picture you take when you when when you with the 143 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,559 Speaker 1: bolloys and everybody's stooping down. I don't know why. Like 144 00:08:39,679 --> 00:08:47,960 Speaker 1: that and the concert, the throwback concert post whatever you want. 145 00:08:49,440 --> 00:09:01,440 Speaker 1: You can do, what you can do. Try Jesus not men. Yes, 146 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:06,320 Speaker 1: played that one more time for the photo show. It's 147 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:14,440 Speaker 1: gonna be unclosing remorse right, all right, thank you. If 148 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,880 Speaker 1: you coming up. Strawberry letter subject love can make You 149 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Speaker 1: do some crazy things. We'll get into it right after this. 150 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:24,240 Speaker 1: You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.